Freeze! Armed Farm Animals!

by Gary James

 

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Whether he’s dodging feral children armed with air rifles, confusing Olbus Oil with a sixties soul singer, or merely contemplating life from the back seat of the wrong bus home, Gary James tackles life with all the boundless and occasionally destructive enthusiasm of a gormless dog. He is spiralling helplessly towards middle age, out of a long-term relationship and into a confusing new world of blind dates and duvet covers that fight back.

In times of trouble, or whenever he can fool someone into thinking they are going to a theme park for the day, he takes to the hills of his beloved Yorkshire, where all roads lead to a muddy field and a missing trouser leg and, more often than not, a mysteriously aggressive farm animal.

Freeze! Armed Farm Animals! is a glorious symphony of everyday disasters and small time triumphs, a delicious celebration of life, love, and the unsung joy of sitting in gloomy cafes in damp socks.


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