The Danny Lurks Stories

For the uninitiated, the extremely silly premise of this series is that Daniel, and pretty much everyone else at the SGC, belong to the samandjack mailing list, a strange and mystifying entity that knows what is going to happen at the SGC before General Hammond does.

I'd like to say a huge thank you to everyone who's ever provided ideas and inspiration for these stories. I couldn't have done it without you. :-)

March 2005 - At the present time I have no plans to continue this series in the Stargate SG-1 universe. However, I have found out that Rodney McKay has some interesting reading material on his laptop... Check out the Atlantis section of this site for "Atlantis Online"!

June 2005 - What's the saying? Never say never? Well, despite what I said, I've written one last Danny Lurks in response to my assignment to write a story for the sjficathon on lj. "Secrets and Lies" can be found at the bottom of this page. :-)

Fan Fiction (May 1999, PG, 10kb)
Jack finds out what Daniel, Sam and Teal'c have been reading.
The Cloning Machine (June 1999, PG13, 9kb)
SG1 discover the cloning machine.
The Sharing of Charlie Kawalsky (Aug 1999, PG, 12kb)
Charlie Kawalsky arrives at the SGC.
Challenged (Oct 1999, PG, 21kb)
SG1 try their hand at writing.
Feedback (Oct 1999, PG, 16kb)
All authors love receiving feedback.
You Know Me and Computers (Nov 1999, PG, 18kb)
For Jack, a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
'Twas the Night Before Christmas (Dec 1999, PG, 23kb)
SG1 spend Christmas at Daniel's place
Die, Martouf, Die! (Jan 2000, PG13, 25kb)
Martouf finds out what the samandjack list think of him.
trouble@sgc.gov (Feb 2000, PG13, total 134kb in four parts)
Written with Vanessa Nichols. Ness has never had so much e-mail....
Smile Please! (April 2000, PG, 17kb)
There's a photo in the samandjack shared files that Daniel doesn't ant Sam and Jack to see.
Twisted (May 2000, PG, 20kb)
Sg1 read a story with an unexpected twist.
Bad Hair Day (July 2000, PG, 18kb)
Janet has a plan and Sam isn't happy with the list.
Everybody's Talking (Oct 2000, PG, 14kb)
Daniel gets a lot of mail.
Dreaming of Mary Sues  (Nov 2000, PG, total 101kb in three parts)
Written with Vanessa Nichols. Ness and Wendy are going to visit a baby.
A Christmas Story (Jan 2001, PG, 49kb) 
It's Christmas Challenge time!
Love, Death and Temporal Mechanics (Jan 2002, PG, 15kb) 
The samandjack list have come to the attention of the Pentagon.
Welcome to samandjack (Dec 2002, PG, 55kb) 
Written with Sue Corkill. Jonas discovers the samandjack list.
So Long and Thanks for all the Fic (July 2003, PG, 41kb) 
Jonas hears that Daniel is coming back to the SGC.
 
Secrets and Lies (June 2005, PG13, 18kb) 
Jack has a problem with his ficathon assignment.
 

Two additions to the Danny Lurks universe, listed here by kind permission of their authors

jacksex.doc (aka "When Two Hearts Meet") by Sue Corkill (NC17 - adult content!) We finally get to read the infamous story penned by Jack in 'You Know Me and Computers'.

         "A Guide to His Smile" (or "How to Make Your Commanding Officer Smirk") by chiroho. (PG13)

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