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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y ZTrophygrampy Recognition that someone might be a little superior to everyone else can damage a little one's self-image. The Headmaster An excellent suggestion - answers the brief perfectly and is a fresh concept so straight up it goes. This prompts 'Rosette' and a few other similar, but 'Trophy' captures the essence. Besides, they do 9th place* rosettes now so that little Arabella doesn't leave the gymkhana disappointed... *Or so I believe, though a quick search turns up nothing past 6th, e.g. awarddepot.us/showitem.cgi?Ribbons_and_Rosettes&90226.dat The Lawyer I have found that entering an unpopular event is the best way to win glittering prizes. I had (indeed, were it necessary, have) the entry "Captain of the House sailing team" on my CV. Since only younger brother and I from our house went school sailing, it wasn't difficult to garner house colours. We came 5th out of six in the inter house competition. Only 5 entered. I got a rosette at a rabbit show once. I made a model monster out of toilet rolls. The other contestants had an average age of 8 and I was 39, and therefore had a lot more Blue Peter experience. The organisers were very kind for me, obviously thinking that I had been let out for the day. But you will gather that the same principal of carefully choosing your competition applies.
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