Hotdog
The Headmaster
Added on: 22 November 2006
I meant to go for a burger but a hotdog plopped out instead. More phallic - perhaps I should match it with a badly stuffed kebab.
The point being that junk food is off the scale of political incorrectness, and feeding it to your kids is considered a form of child abuse. And while the cows' udders that moisten your super-sized burger might be edible, if not to everyone's taste, I shudder to think what goes into a hotdog sausage. Perhaps it's just fat, gristle and colouring, but I wouldn't be so sure.
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