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Doggie_Dogue
Posted on: 19 April 2006, 5:00pm

Now, if you're after shock value, you can't go much further than paying tribute to the interweb legend that is Goatse.

And, I dare say, the subject fits your palette.

The Headmaster
Posted on: 26 April 2006, 11:39pm

I've been trying to think of a suitable image that suggests Goatse, but is something else, and which preferably begins with a 'G'. Imagine for instance a big plate of beans with fish fingers tastefully arranged at the sides. What child could resist!

But it doesn't begin with G. Bum. Any ideas?

The Lawyer
Posted on: 2 May 2006, 2:33pm

You horrid media types. I had no idea what you were on about, so had to Google it. It gave me the vapours. I was put off my lunch (fish fingers or no fish fingers). And to think my wife and servants might read this site. (Children already depraved and corrupted). Can you possibly use the defence of Public Good for this kind of thing?  (see en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Chatterley%27s_Lover#British_Obscenity_Trial)

ManholeThe Headmaster
Posted on: 3 May 2006, 1:21pm

I was trying to be discrete: if I'd said "don't Google it a) at work, b) at school, c) at home or d) anywhere else" you can be sure that's the first thing people would do. Well, now they've only themselves to blame.

We could have 'Grill': a plate with some fat chips on the sides and a burger in the middle, maybe a sausage and a couple of tomatoes, garnish to taste.

The Headmaster
Posted on: 10 May 2006, 8:41am

Dinner is served!

christhepissminor
Posted on: 10 May 2006, 9:54am

toad in the hole?

grampy
Posted on: 15 May 2006, 11:52am

I have a bit of trouble with the concept of goatse being used on alphabet cards in any era. I don't think it would make it past any reputable publisher.

The Headmaster
Posted on: 15 May 2006, 4:13pm

Grampy, I quite understand. The illustration is actually named 'grill' but that hardly excuses it does it?

Nice for you to drop in again BTW.

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