Why men are wonderful

1. We know stuff about tanks.
2. A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase.
3. We can open all our own jars.
4. We can make decisions without a support group.
5. We can leave a motel bed unmade.
6. We can kill our own food.
7. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the day before Christmas and be done in 45 minutes.
8. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
9. If someone forgets to invite us to something they can still be our friend.
10. Underwear is $10 a three-pack.
11. Three pairs of shoes is more than adequate.
12. We don't have to clean the house if the meter reader man is coming.
13. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
14. We can sit quietly and watch TV with a friend for hours without thinking "He must be mad at me."
15. Grey hair and wrinkles only add character.
16. We can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
17. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit we don't feel terrible.
18. Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything
different?"
19. We can do our nails with a pocketknife.
20. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
21. The same hairstyle lasts for years-maybe decades.
22. We don't have to shave below the neck.