Poem about women:

The female backside goes right round to the front
And where it emerges they call it a cunt.

A man with a good idea:
A feminist wife demands pay for housekeeping. Her husband thinks about it for a minute, and then agrees - provided she only comes to the house on Thursdays.

The easier option!
A man was walking along a deserted beach when he saw an old bottle lying on the sand. It had a cork in it so he pulled out the cork and out shot a genie.
'Thank you for releasing me,' said the genie. I will grant you any wish you desire.
The man thought for a moment and then said, 'Well, I have to go to America quite a lot on business. I don't like flying or sailing so I'd like you to build me a bridge across the Atlantic so that I can drive across.'
'Wow!' said the genie. 'A bridge across the Atalntic. Now that is a tall order. Can't you think of something easier for me to do for you?'
The man thought for a moment and then said, 'Alright, then tell me how a woman's mind works.'
'This bridge,' said the genie, 'do you want lights on it?'

Assertive women
At a World Womens Conference, the debate was the role of the sexes in the home.
The first speaker from Canada stood up:
"At last years conference we spoke about being assertive with our husbands.Well, after the conference I went home and told my husband from now on he would need to do his own cooking.
On the first day, I saw nothing.
On the second day, I also saw nothing.
Then on the third day I saw he had cooked a lovely roast beef."
The crowd cheered.
The next speaker from France stood up:
"Last year I went home to my husband and said I would no longer do his laundry. On the first day I saw nothing. On the second day I also saw nothing, but on the third I saw he had done not only his own laundry but all of the family's."
The crowd erupted.
The third speaker from Glasgow, resplendent in Celtic top, stood up:
" Efter last year's Conference, ah went hame and tellt ma man that ah widnae dae his cookin',cleanin' or shoppin' and he wis tae dae it himsel'.
Eftir the furst day ah saw nuthin'.
Eftir the second day ah saw nuthin'.
But eftir the thurd day ah could see a wee bit oot o' ma left eye."

This is from an actual trial in the UK
A young woman who was several months pregnant
boarded a bus. Then she noticed a young man smiling at her and she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing.
She had him arrested for molesting her.
When the case came before the court, the young
man was asked why he acted in such a manner. His reply was:
" When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing
she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement
which read "Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins",
then she moved under one that read "Sloan's Liniment
to remove Swelling". I was even more amused when
she sat under the shaving advertisement which read "William's Stick Did the Trick". Then I could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she sat under an advertisement which read " Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident!""
The case was dismissed!