Q. What's a virgin and a balloon have in common?
A. All it takes is one prick and its all over.

Q. Why did God create alcohol?
A. So ugly women would have a chance to have sex.

Q. What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
A. Sexual harassment.

Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
A. $3.99 a minute.

Q. Why do women prefer old gynecologists?
A. They have shaky hands!

Q. Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A. After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Q. What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbian's apartment?
A. Potpourri

Q. What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from an old lady
have in common?
A. You don't look down.

Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A. The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.

Q. How are women and linoleum floors alike?
A. You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Q. How do women's brain cells die?
A. Alone!