Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause?
A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins!

Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.

Q: How do you know when your wife is really dead?
A: Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger.

Q. How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
A. Give it a nipple.

Q. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
A. Fur traders.

Q. What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

Q. Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat?
A. They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you.

Q. What is the Difference Between Pussy and Apple Pie?
A. You can eat your mom's apple pie.

Q. Why do women pierce their bellybutton?
A. To have a place to hang their air freshener.

Q. What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?
A. One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cunt

Q. What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A. Yell at her.

Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Q. Why do female skydivers wear jock straps?
A. So they don't whistle on the way down.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road?
A. Never mind that, what is she doing out of the kitchen?

Q. Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow?
A. So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.

Q:How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. But only if the bulb wants to be changed.

Have you heard that the feminist, Andrea Dworkin, is going to have a face lift?I reckon it will have to be a fork lift!

How long does it take a woman to change a car wheel?
Don't know. It's never been done.