12 good reasons why computers must be female

1. They are impossible to figure out.

  2. They break down for no apparent reason.

  3. They communicate only with each other.

  4. They have 'floppies'.

  5. They have a slot in the front for inserting disks.

  6. They have motherboards inside them.

  7. They age rapidly.

  8. They have their own peculiar language.

  9. Once you take away their fancy accessories, they are not much to look at.

  10. There is always a new model coming along to replace the old one.

  11. Sometimes it's difficult to find the on/off button.

  12. Their size does matter.