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Newsletter for July 2006

 

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Breakfast for 
Pump Aid
Brownie Guides
'Catch the Vision'
Dancing Group
Diamond Wedding
Editorial
Euphonics Event
Evening Fellowship
Flower and Organist Rota
'Getting Older'
Kindergarten Parking
Kitchen Stocktaking
Monday Club
News of the Family
Next Issue
Peggy Smith's 95th
Projection Screen
Pump Aid
Secretary's Letter
Voting Slip
Women's 
Church Council
Youth Training and Development Officer
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11th July 2006
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Last Month's Newsletter

Editorial                                                             
Alan Wood

Catch the Vision

This is about your last opportunity to give Sheila your thoughts on the matters exercising our minds at meetings recently. Our Secretary has to present the thoughts of the church members to Nigel Uden by 30th June.

It seems to come down to the two kinds of assets we have: our people, including all our ideas, our creativity and our faith, and our premises, being an under-used church, the Longhurst Room and Unity Hall, and how these assets are to be used to further Christ’s Kingdom here in Epsom. Perhaps this is too simplistic, but then I’m a simple fellow.

For an idea on how this could work, read the report 

General Assembly

The General Assembly is taking place at the University of Exeter from 7th – 10th July. A glance at the agenda shows the inevitable but necessary reports and elections, but also ‘Catch the Vision’ has prominence, and we can expect more to come from this.

Give the delegates your prayers that all their decisions will be for the greater glory of God.

NO PARKING

My attention was drawn last Sunday to a rather tatty poster attached to a lamp-post outside the Conservative Club in Church Street: this gave notice of a large number of streets which are going to be subject to more restrictive parking regulations. (This poster had disappeared by last Thursday!) One proposal that affects us directly is that the 6-day parking ban in Church Street is to be extended to seven days. Unfortunately, we do not have the benefit of a large car park, like the other two churches in Church Street, and it will be another cross to bear. I hope this figures somewhere in Sheila’s report, so the powers-that-be see the strictures under which we have to operate.

When this restriction comes into force, it behoves us to use the parking facilities that we do have as efficiently as possible, and park leaving as little space as possible up to the wall or the next car. It will mean a case of ‘first in, last out’ to an extent, but, remember, we do have the use of ‘The Hermitage’ parking area next door on Sundays.

Mind you, we might notice increased occurrences of unauthorised parking on our forecourt, too. . .


The F&GP considering what to do with the handrails

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News of the Family

Evelyn Beer has continued to progress most encouragingly. She has done admirably and has been discharged.

I’m sure that Gwyneth has been relieved to shed the extra weight and discomfort of the plaster. She, too, has been signed off. Well done!

We hope that Pat had a good visit with her parents, family and friends in Canada. It’s great to have her back with us again.

Our thoughts are with Doris Swan, as she awaits a call to hospital soon for further treatment.

Paula Philips, having undergone a series of tests, has been given the ‘all-clear’.

We think of Sonia Bentzon and trust that her situation may be more stable.

Judith has recently enjoyed a stay with her daughter and family in Yorkshire, and has met her first grand-daughter, together with her four grandsons.

Sheila and George talk frequently with Simon, Sara, Abbie and Joel, as they adapt to a new life in Perth, Australia. Their furniture has arrived from England, so we guess that they will be feeling that their house will now have an air of familiarity and comfort. Abbie is happily settled in her new school.

Congratulations to Terry 
on his 21st Birthday

 

 

 

 

 

Antony Denman has advised us that he is becoming an Elder at his church in Northampton, Abington Avenue URC. The election is on Sunday 25th, so give him a thought during Family Day.


One of the church's flower troughs looking very well

We remember all in our prayers, together with Marjorie, Mary Hallifax, Dorothy and Lynne.

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Secretary’s Letter 
Sheila Smith

Were you at Church on Sunday, 18th June?. If you were I am sure you will agree that we enjoyed a very informative and well thought-out Service arranged by the Worship Group. We are very fortunate at Epsom to have folk so capable. I have heard criticism from time to time when folk other than a Minister conduct our Worship or organise any part of the service, and personally I think that is hard and unfair.. It takes a lot of time, thought and commitment to produce an act of Worship, and we should encourage and support each other and work as a team.

You are all aware I am sure that we may not have the luxury of an organist every Sunday, and we are working hard to find alternative forms of music. The New Testament church began in unity (Acts 4.32 reads "all the believers were in one heart and mind……".); I am sure that some of our members find the change in some services unfamiliar and difficult, but it is not always of ourselves that we should be thinking.

I read in Reform: "the basic hallmark of the Church should be a strong love which not only protects its own but reaches out to those outside. It’s a love that flows from God to us and back to him, but also overflows out from us." We need to be aware that we all need encouragement and love whether we are capable and committed, whether we are always busy or whether we find it hard to take on any responsibilities. Mother Teresa once said to a reporter who wanted to help her in mission, "Go and find someone who nobody loves and love them." Perhaps this could be a beginning to our response to "Catch the Vision for God’s Tomorrow". It is certainly food for thought.

On a very different subject…..Street Parking. Please note that Parking restrictions outside the Church will apply on a Sunday as well as the other days of the week. This is part of some very large changes being brought in by Surrey County Council.

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WE'RE ALL OF US GETTING OLDER.... 
Geoffrey Dunstan

The worst of living is that we're all getting older every day. Nothing particularly profound about that, but it's true all the same. Nevertheless, we're cheered by such remarks as that of Malcolm Muggeridge (the journalist and broadcaster), who once said: 'One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up.' And, for you ladies, Agatha Christie said this: 'An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.'

Of old age, some anonymous soul resignedly wrote:

‘My deafness I endure,
To dentures I'm resigned.
Bifocals I can manage,
But how I miss my mind!’

Or how about this:

‘King David and King Solomon led merry, merry lives,
with many, many lady friends and many, many wives.
But when old age crept over them, with many, many qualms, 
King Solomon wrote the Proverbs and King David wrote the
Psalms.'

Proverbs and psalms may not be one of our virtues, but are any of us old enough to die? Because one of the things about this life is that you can't measure it in years.

The length of life has little to do with the value of life. Alexander the Great died at thirty-three, but not before he had changed the face of the world. John Keats died at twenty-six and Percy Shelley at thirty, but not before they'd left poetry that's still read. Franz Schubert died at thirty-one, Mozart at thirty-six, and Beethoven at fifty-six, who said of himself, after he became totally deaf, 'I shall hear it in heaven'. But all of them gave to the world music that time will never silence.

Duration is no measuring rod for life.

Then, again, anyone is old enough to die who's with God. In the New Testament, there's a passage in 1 John in which the author is thinking of Jesus. John says, 'Abide in him, so that when he is revealed we may have confidence and not be put to shame before his coming'. In other words, if we live with Christ, his coming will be no interruption in life. So long as God is a stranger to us, we're never old enough to die. But when God becomes a friend, we're old enough to die, whether he comes for us at any time of day or night.

Let me end with something which you may find amusing. Someone was surprised to read the announcement of his death in one of the morning papers, only because a confusion of names had occurred. Telephoning a friend he enquired, ‘Did you see the announcement of my death in the newspaper this morning?’ ‘Yes’, was the unexpected answer, ‘where are you speaking from?’

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Catch the Vision: for Ministry”

An extract from the URC Report, May 2005, from the URC website:

If the Catch the Vision process is to change the Church, it will inevitably mean changes in the way we all, ministers, elders and members, carry out our ministry. John Ellis explains some the proposals coming to Assembly from the Ministries Committee:

District Council met in a depressed dockyard town. The United Reformed Church building was vast and it was no coincidence that its Victorian builders made sure the spire was taller than the tower of the parish church. The pews were hard, the décor tired and the place so cold it was formally proposed the meeting be abandoned as a health hazard.

It was the Council’s turn to visit Chatham again a few weeks ago. Members sat on comfortable chairs with the carpet reinforcing the impression of warmth. The congregation’s life was illuminated by stories from the Anglican and URC ministers, both released to focus on the ecumenical church project, and by the resident Youth Worker. They were helped by a Powerpoint presentation with contemporary music and by contributions from the two youngsters’ groups also meeting that evening. The church was growing and growing younger, thinking hard about adding new ways of reaching their community and planning a major buildings development.So what were the key ingredients behind the transformation? They included:

  • a willingness to give thanks for historic patterns and leave them behind;

  • rethinking how to connect to people under 50;

  • offering children’s activities on weekdays not Sundays;

  • pooling resources with the parish church ;

  • a District Council prepared to think strategically and back a vision with tough decisions about ministerial deployment;

  • large helpings of prayer and hard work.

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Parking for Kindergarten Staff

Please note that the F&GP have given permission on a trial basis for three cars of Kindergarten staff to park in our forecourt along the north side of the church. Parking will be from Monday to Friday during term times and from 08:30 to 12:30 approx. They have been asked to ensure that both entrances to the forecourt will remain unimpeded.

The F&GP ask that other forecourt users do not use these spaces during the above times. If there is any concern with the way this arrangement works, please inform the F&GP Committee as soon as possible. Thanks.

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What If . . .?
George Smith

What if the congregation of Epsom United Reformed Church could raise £1000 for an overseas charity called Pump Aid?

What if the members of the Rotary Club of Banstead could also raise £1000 for the same charity?

What if both sums were combined under the care of the Rotary Club of Banstead and a Matching Grant was applied for, from Rotary International? The result: a sum in excess of £7,000 would be available for Pump Aid.

Rotary International apply certain conditions and safeguards when giving matching grants: these include having some local Rotarian oversight over the wells and water projects under construction to make sure the funds supplied to Pump Aid are spent correctly.

I have spent some time talking with Ian Thorpe, the Pump Aid organiser, to ascertain how our money could be spent: this proved difficult as Ian is always away visiting the various project sites. He has suggested the following project plan, which would be carried out in partnership with the Rotary Club of Mutare, Zimbabwe.

Ian suggests we budget for the construction of ten Elephant Pumps in villages, costing £3000, and also to upgrade sanitation facilities in some twenty schools where Elephant Pumps have already been installed, costing some £200 per school making £4000 in total.

There are about 500 children attending each school; it is vital that in addition to having clean drinking water and a school vegetable garden, that they have access to proper toilets and hand-washing facilities to help reduce the transmission of disease.

The Rotary Club of Mutare have indicated that they will be delighted to assist and their members will be able to visit all the twenty schools and ten villages if required to provide a brief written report and photographs as required. It is possible for the project to be implemented within four months from the release of funds.

2006/2007 is my year as President of the Rotary Club of Banstead and thanks to the Minister Pat and the Elders of Epsom U.R.C. "What if?" has become "Let’s make it happen".

A Big "Thank You" and good luck to all who raise funds for the project.

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Sunday Breakfast for Pump Aid
Phemie Young

Note the new Date!

A Breakfast has been arranged for Sunday, 6th August at 9 a.m. in Unity Hall. As previously we will be providing a 

Full English Cooked Breakfast for £3.00, and a 
Continental Breakfast, with fruit, cereal, etc., for £1.50

There will be no charge for Under-12’s.

The proceeds after expenses will be donated to Pump Aid. Please try and support this worthy venture. A list will be put up in the foyer for people to sign, indicating their preference.

 

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Dancing in Unity Hall 
Valerie Wood

The Dancing Classes have now finished, but Paul who ran it is considering doing it again in September, possibly for only five weeks. The few of us that went had great fun: our ages ranged from teenager to over eighty, so there should be a place for you somewhere. I hope that if Paul does run a second course that those of you who showed an interest last time may ‘take the plunge’. I can assure you that there is nothing too strenuous!

 

 

 

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* * * A Diamond Wedding * * *

Maurice and Joan Young are celebrating their Diamond Wedding on 9th September and are inviting all friends to an ‘AT HOME’ from 4 p.m. onwards and "would be so delighted" if friends from Epsom could join them at this time. There will be a marquee in the garden and a caterer for the food.

If you would like to attend, please contact Alan Wood for details.

Felpham is about 55 miles away from Epsom down the A24 and should take around 1½ hours’ travel time.

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Sign of the Times? 
Sheila Carpenter

Will I sound like one of the "Grumpy Old Women" if I tell you about the disappointment I had while on my brief stay in Edinburgh? I opened the drawer of the bedside table in my hotel room to look for the Gideon Bible, and what did I find? A Thompson Telephone Directory!

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Projection Facilities

As most of you will have seen, we now have the facility to project videos and photographs at church, as shown here.  Thanks to a bequest from Win Cary to the church "for educational purposes", we now have the screen installed and have purchased a suitable data projector.

  

 We will shortly have a lap-top computer for church use, which will include the showing of videos and pictures, etc., to enhance and augment services.

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It’s ‘Make Your Mind Up’ Time

Now that the corner of the church in front of the crèche is approaching completion, the Elders feel that it is time to decide upon its name and to give it an identity. You have had the opportunity to put your suggestions forward, so now it is time to cast your vote.

One suggestion, from one of our younger people, was actually a non-suggestion – "Don’t call it a Zone" – and perhaps you will heed the plea in your selection; there are several suggestions that don’t incorporate ‘Zone’, but this suggestion cannot figure in our list.

Please make your choice, and tear out the voting slip placed in the centre of this magazine and place it in the box that – hopefully – will be placed on the table in the foyer.

The Choices:

SUNDAY ZONE  
HOT SPOT  
CORNERSTONE  
OVER THERE  
THE CORNER  
YOUNG ZONE  
MEETING POINT  
OASIS OF QUIET  

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Peggy Smith’s 95th 
Birthday Celebration.

 

You invited to a to a 
Strawberry Cream Tea and other goodies 
George and Sheila’s House 
on the Afternoon of 
Saturday July 29th
between 3 p.m. and 5.30 p.m. 

Peggy and family look forward to seeing you .

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Unity Hall Kitchen 
Phemie Young

The time has passed very quickly and it’s time once again for the August Stock-Take of the kitchen equipment.

If anyone has borrowed any item would they please make sure that it is returned by the end of July. Thank you.

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Rotas for July

 

Organists

Flowers

2nd Rebecca Drake Valerie Ellis
9th Rebecca Drake Margaret and Tom Lockett
16th Music by CD Peggy Smith
23rd Sheila Carpenter TBA
30th Charles Senior TBA

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Youth and Children’s Work Training and Development Officer

This magnificent title describes the position in the URC Southern Province Synod, now occupied by Nick White, who has recently taken on the job. He has written to all Secretaries introducing himself and giving a brief CV.

He said, ‘I look forward to working alongside you in our mission and ministry among children and young people. Please do contact me if I can be of assistance or if you have experience or insights to share which might be of value in my new role.’

Nick White’s contact details:

12 Blenheim Avenue, Chatham, Kent. ME4 6UU
Tel: 01634 400515 Fax: 07092 878802

Email: ycwt-urcsouthern@thewhitespace.eu

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Women’s Church Council 
Daphne Dawe

We were pleased to be able to send a good donation to the St John’s Ambulance service, thanks to your support.

The next Coffee Morning on Tuesday, 11th July, at 10:30 will be for ‘The Talking Newspapers for the Blind’ (Epsom and Ewell Branch. An enthusiastic and dedicated team of volunteer readers publish weekly to all local registered blind people. There is no charge for this service. Please come and support this worthwhile and appreciated service.

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Evening Church Fellowship 
Daphne Dawe

The AGM was held on 5th June. For many years Evelyn Beer has been our Secretary, ably supported by Phyllis Thurston, but Evelyn felt that the time had come for a change. We all understood how she felt and those present gave thanks for the excellent service she had given. After some discussion it was agreed that Gwyneth Smith and Daphne Dawe wound be joint Secretaries. Bettie Forster would remain as treasurer. Light refreshments were much enjoyed after the business.

The new session will begin on Monday, 2nd October.

A Message from Evelyn:

I would like to take this opportunity to thank everybody for their help and support during the past thirteen years, and wish success to the new incumbents. Now I can look forward to the Cream Tea on 5th July!

Summer Outing

We are planning an afternoon outing to Squires Garden Centre for tea on Wednesday, 5th July. Cars will leave the church at 2 p.m.. If you want to go, please sign the list in the foyer TODAY, 25th June, indicating your preference for a Cream or Non-Cream Tea.

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Monday Club 
Valerie Wood

As 5th June was the anniversary of the birth of Richard Scarry, the famous author of children’s books, we based our theme for the evening on his type of books. The children had great fun looking at one of his books and searching for the tiny golden bug hidden on each page. The children then drew their own picture and added tiny ‘bugs’ for us to find.

Having discovered that 12th June was ‘Magic Day’, it seemed a great idea for our theme for the evening. The children were completely amazed at some of the magic tricks I showed them, but they found them a bit difficult to do for themselves when shown how they were done. As Fathers’ Day was approaching, each child made a card and put some chocolates in with it for their Dad.

The next meeting just happened to fall on the birthdays of two cartoon characters; the Tasmanian Devil created in 1954 and Garfield created in 1978. The children all made their own Tasmanian Devil and were given a book of pictures of the two characters to colour in for themselves.

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12th Epsom Brownie Guide Pack 
Valerie Wood 

On 7th June we had a singing and games evening. We began the evening in our Brownie ring and sang several popular camp songs, some with some actions, others as rounds. The Brownies then had a lot of fun playing with the parachute.

As 14th June was our meeting before Fathers’ Day, the Brownies each made a card for their Dad and put some tiny bars of chocolate with it. Afterwards as it was so hot they were able to play with the P.E. equipment outside.

Most of the sponsorship envelopes have now been returned and to date we have raised about £200 to divide between Children with Leukaemia and ourselves.

Our meeting on 21st June was at the Epsom Riding for the Disabled at their invitation. The Brownies were divided into three groups and each group was taken to a very patient horse and shown how to get the horse ready for riding and then how to groom him. Those that wished were allowed to give the horse a brush. The girls then were shown what the rider of a horse has to wear for his own safety and comfort. After a welcome drink of squash the Brownies were introduced to all the other horses and then shown what the horses eat. All the fields at the Centre are named, but the name that most amused the Brownies was ‘Starvation Field’, as this is where the overweight horses graze. It was a lovely evening and the Brownies all enjoyed it very much.

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Euphonic Youth Music Festival

Our younger members may like to know about this festival, which takes place at the Hook Road Arena on 22nd July from 12:00 to 21:00. Tickets are £5 in advance (ticket information and other details from 01372-732000) or £7 at the gate.

For more details, visit www.myspace.com/kt17magazine or www.liveanddirect.org.uk/festival.htm

This festival is sponsored by many organisations including Epsom and Ewell Borough Council and SCC Youth Development Service.

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Next Issue

Copy for the next issue should be with the Editor by 23rd July for publication on 30th July 2006.  

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And Finally . . .  (Lots of them this month!)

A curate consistently arrived late for work until his long-suffering vicar asked him what was wrong. “My problem, “ explained the curate, “is that I sleep very slowly.”

Instructor: How do you feel after your ride on that horse?
Visitor: Well, I never thought that anything filled with hay could be so hard!

When Columbus started out, he didn’t know where he was going. When he got there, he didn’t know where he was. When he got back, he didn’t know where he had been. And he did it all on other people’s money. Can’t help thinking that Columbus reminds me of some teenagers who go on family holidays...

A golfing priest, after having been beaten by an elderly parishioner, returned to the clubhouse somewhat depressed. “Cheer up,” said the layman. Remember, you’ll eventually be burying me some day.” “Yes,” said the priest. “But even then it will be your hole!”

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