FINK PLAN DU - A CAVING SONG!
There once was a caver called Tig,
Who's opinions were rather too big,
He'd blow his trumpet
In hope of some crumpet
But they think he's a chauvinist pig!
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That was a (beautiful/terrible) song,
Sing us another one,
Just like the other one,
Sing us another one, DO!
There once was a caver called Trout,
Who drank ten bottles of stout,
The silly old wolly,
Got pissed off her trolley,
Went Caving and never came out!
(CHORUS)
There once was a caver called Skip,
Who went on a cool caving trip,
The sump pool was placid,
But when your on acid,
It's groovy and really quite hip!
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There once was a caver called Rimon,
Who was a caving sex demon,
When he went down a hole,
He'd tug on his pole,
And fill up the passage with semen!
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There once was a caver called Martin,
Who caved by the power of farting,
After some beans,
His farts were quite mean,
It made for a hasty departing!