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THE MOTHER ARCHIVE
OF HABBO NEWS REPORTS
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(Added: 21/04/2003 | 11.53)
Original name for the Jacuzzi!
Put your hands up in the air for originality! They have called the sexy Jacuzzi
- tubmaster. Ahh, well, I suppose it matches with the rest of the old-fashioned
furniture names.
Mochamaster
Dicemaster
Tubmaster
What are they going to call the double throne?
Sofamaster?
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(Added: 17/04/2003 | 15.53)
Habbo pets!
I started writing about Habbo Pets in 2001.... It's now 2003, and we still
haven't got them, but ALAS, there is still hope. Apox, a member of the Hotel,
went down to the offices in London and discovered that Habbo pets are being
created. There's cats, dogs, fish and many more! Our source of information can't
actually remember, but he thinks there's a parrot and a lizard as well!
They work just like digi pets. You click on them and a separate screen pops up,
in which you can feed, play, talk to your pet.
They are due to be released at the end of this year!
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(Added: 15/04/2003 | 14.23)
Meet the manager day!
They are doing *another* meet the manager day on Habbo. This means that you get
to go to London and chill out in the Habbo Offices alongside all the staff.
Me (Newspaper), Dobzy, -Minicooper-, JMH006, Wizit and a couple more Habbos all
went down to the offices in August 2002. We had lots of fun and ate pizza
alongside Ione, Wenders, Pret, Dany and Daisy!
Now it's you chance to get to go see the staff in the London Offices. It's a day
not to be missed and plus, you get to find out some juicy gossip about the Hotel
- MUAHAHAHAHA!
Keep your eyes peeled for further information on the website.
Habbo Newspaper™

- Newspaper's Black*White Movie : Come check it out ;)
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Please get bill payer's permission before you make the call!
This is a serious offence. Not only do you get an earful from the parentals for
using their phone, you actually get an earful from Habbo Staff. Infact, on most
occasions when parents find out that their son/daughter has been using their
phone, to buy credits, they actually ring Habbo Staff and complain. Habbo staff
ban the offending Habbo and that Habbo loses all their friends and credits -
It's a cruel world :)
Seriously, get you parents permission!
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(Added: 15/04/2003 | 14.23)
Big Huge Welcome to Jibbi & Becs
Jibbi is wearing the Habbo Manager hat and Becs has taken the throne of Head
Hobba!
Although we are sad that Ione has moved on, I am positive Jibbi will do a
fabulous job. Within days there will be herds of Habbos mobbing her AND Becs.
All the best to them. Habbos behave, I hear Becs is pretty tough on the bad
guys!
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(Added: 15/04/2003 | 14.23)
May's Habbo Club Furni is.....
A luxurious Jacuzzi. Seriously, this Jacuzzi has got it all! It even
bubbles when you sit in it!
I can already vision Habbos making Habbo Spars and Salons ;)
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(Added: 15/04/2003 | 11.04)
Double Throne!
Seems like Habbo have created another piece of furniture for their all new
'Old-fashioned' furniture range.
The sofa is pretty stylish for Habbos who like to dine in good ole' English
style ;)
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(Thanks 3LECTRICITY
for this picture)
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(Added: 22/03/2003 | 13.57)
Get a History lesson on Habbo!
Habbo ltd seem to be creating lots of old-fashioned furniture - I can already
vision a new section in the catalogue dedicated to the inventions of the
Victorian times.
- First; we had the Mochamaster, an old-fashioned coffee machine.
- Second; we had the Dicemaster, an old-fashioned dice game.
- Third; we are going to have an old-fashioned Jacuzzi. Rich.com spotted this
classy bathtub on his travels around the Hotel. I don't think we are meant to
know about this yet, hence the name - 'secret'. I am pretty sure that this
Jacuzzi will be the April's HC furny.
Habbo Newspaper™ Reported by Rich.com, .:.:.Craig.:.:.
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(Added: 19/03/2003 | 22.23)
Next HC Furny Comin' Atcha!
The next Habbo Club furny is..... interactive..... very antique looking.... and
is part of a much large set which will be slowly introduced. I'll leave you
guessing!
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(Added: 20/03/2003 | 17.55)
MEGA EXCLUSIVE
The next HC furny is a Dicemaster!
You simply click the dicemaster to open it, then click it again and the dice
rolls! This is the classic version of the Holodice. This dicemaster will bring
hourly fun, I can already vision the many private rooms you Habbos will create!
Habbo Newspaper™
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(Added: 19/03/2003 | 22.32)
Habbo Moving Offices?

Well, yes, Habbo ltd were going to be moving offices for the 2nd time! But...
now they're not! They wanted to move because they had lots of spare space in
there current office, but they have decided that they actually like the extra
space - the indecisive muppets!
Bye bye moving-van! Bye bye For-Sale sign! They have decided against it!
Habbo Newspaper™
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(Added: 19/03/2003 | 22.23)
Habbohotel.ch to Dressing Room 4 please!
Habbohotel.ch is getting a much needed makeover. The back-tracking hotel needs
to be brought back to 2003, and therefore is being totally re-vamped.
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(Added: 5/03/2003 | 19.05)
RED NOSE DAY
taken from comic relief site...
"Every
single project we support is helping poor and disadvantaged people in the
UK,
Africa or the world's
poorest countries to turn their lives around and make positive changes in their
communities."
Please support Comic Relief, every little bit counts.

When you're eating your lunch in canteen, just think how lucky you are to have
that meal sitting in front of you. Some children, exactly the same age as you,
don't have that luxury.
Please show your support by going on Habbo, clicking 'Update Habbo ID' and
wearing a RED afro.
Please show your support. Go to the website and find out more (banner).
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