/mode #life +o me
Give me ops @ #life, put me in control
No more need for darkness in my soul.
Life would be straightforward there
Random netsplits are my only care
/mode #life +o My_Love
One I will allow to share my life with me
Trust you enough to give you ops, you see.
Power I trust you will not abuse
I give everything, have everything to lose
/mode #life +i
I'll let you join my friend, invite you with a smile :)
You may share this channel with me for a while
/dccallow +you makes phonecalls obsolete
File sends are so much more neat!
/mode #life +t
This is my channel, the rules are mine to make
So don't spam me just for talking's sake!
Look at the topic, see what #life is all about
And if you don't like it, just get out!
/mode #life +v You
Remember what was said, never twist a word however small
For here at irc.reality we log everything and all
ctrl c and ctrl v will prove who's right
There's no ambiguity, it's here in black and white
/kick #life false_friend
And if you can't accept things as they are
Become a nuisance, outstayed your welcome by far
You'll see a line on your screen (nothing to do with a trout :D)
*you were kicked by ME (this is MY life - GET OUT)
And if you still can't take the hint, fail to see
That I no longer think you are a friend to me
If I want you out of my life for good
There's a final sanction - think I should?
/mode #life +b You_Bitch!