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MetalKev

PERSONAL INFORMATION

Real name: Kev Short

Also known as: Metal Kev, Metal Dave, Lord Evil

Spawned: 15.08.1985

Degree or occupation: Going into first year uni this September

Rocksoc position: Being metal

HISTORY OF NOISE

All-time favourite bands: Metallica, Black Sabbath, BLS, Zakk Wylde, Megadeth, COC, Down, Iced Earth, Ozzy, Pantera, Anthrax, Demolition Hammer, Neil Young, Rush, Kiss, Goliath, GnR, The Gathering, Goliath.

Current band: Anal Butchery and a couple others in the works.

Previous bands: None

All-time top 5 tracks: Umm, too hard to name just 5. Anything of my 5 fave albums really.

All-time top 5 albums: 1. Metallica - ...And Justice For All
2. Metallica - ReLoad or Master Of Puppets (changes alot)
3. Zakk Wylde - Book of Shadows, WASP -The Crimson Idol
4. Black Sabbath - Volume 4 or Born Again
5. Down - NOLA, COC - Wiseblood, Pantera - Cowboys From Hell

INTERESTS AND IRRITATIONS

All hail: God, the family stuff, thrash, sludge, heavy, doom metal, prog, southern, hard rock, beer, porn, pizza, red meat, Zakk Wylde, James Hetfield, Tony Iommi, attractive females who like small fat people obsessed with Metallica and Black Sabbath (if such a woman exists), Jack Daniels, Men Behaving Badly, anything with Frank Skinner in, Bottom, Married With Children, King of Queens and other assorted silly American sit comes, teen movies because there's a chance you'll see some fine girl-ass and they can be funny, right of center politics, police brutality.

Loathed and despised: Satanism and all it's fake-isms, murderers, pedophiles, rapists, left wing politics, students, trendy rock music and the people who listen to it, usually the kind of people who called somebody who liked the Foo Fighters a "fucking nutter mosher" 2 years ago but are now riding the coat tails of it cause some little trendy slapper will suck their wang if they buy them the latest Radiohead CD and pretend they know anything about life in general, society in general, hardass kids who should really be known as prison fodder instead of townies, fundamentalists of either a Christian or Muslim nature - I do not want to "dance with Jesus" or blow myself and 12 other people up in glory of Allah's name, people who get easily offended, vegetarianism - why eat carrots when you can eat cow? Phony Christians who use God as a crutch and act all moral, we'll see how moral they are when some fart from a night club is getting his dick sucked by them in a car park.

OTHER CYBER-HAUNTS

On other message boards: Suffering Overdue on the Metal Rules, Metallica, haxed and BLS.net boards, Outlaw Torn on the Goliath, blabbermouth comments section and Iced Earth board, Kev on the open season board.

Websites: Metal: Metal Rules
Good rants: Maddox
Pornography: Ultrapasswords (it has its off days but its generally ok)
Funny: Black People Love Us

ANYTHING ELSE

Quotes to live by:

If you have eyes, ears, a nose, a mouth and speak I'll probably want you to go to jail - Me.

Birth, school, metal, death - Adapted from the Birth, school, Metallica, death quote, however there is more to music than Metallica.

The entire list of bylaws in the Black Label Society "Stronger Than Death" cd.

a dividing line

PERSONAL INFORMATION
Real name:	Kev Short
Also known as:	Metal Kev, Metal Dave, Lord Evil
Spawned:	15.08.1985
Degree or occupation:	Going into first year uni this September
Rocksoc position:	Being metal

HISTORY OF NOISE
All-time favourite bands:	Metallica, Black Sabbath, BLS, Zakk Wylde, Megadeth, COC, Down, Iced Earth, Ozzy, Pantera, Anthrax, Demolition Hammer, Neil Young, Rush, Kiss, Goliath, GnR, The Gathering, Goliath.
Current band:	Anal Butchery and a couple others in the works.
Previous bands:	None
All-time top 5 tracks:	Umm, too hard to name just 5. Anything of my 5 fave albums really.
All-time top 5 albums:	1. Metallica - ...And Justice For All 2. Metallica - ReLoad or Master Of Puppets (changes alot) 3. Zakk Wylde - Book of Shadows, WASP -The Crimson Idol 4. Black Sabbath - Volume 4 or Born Again 5. Down - NOLA, COC - Wiseblood, Pantera - Cowboys From Hell

INTERESTS AND IRRITATIONS
All hail:	God, the family stuff, thrash, sludge, heavy, doom metal, prog, southern, hard rock, beer, porn, pizza, red meat, Zakk Wylde, James Hetfield, Tony Iommi, attractive females who like small fat people obsessed with Metallica and Black Sabbath (if such a woman exists), Jack Daniels, Men Behaving Badly, anything with Frank Skinner in, Bottom, Married With Children, King of Queens and other assorted silly American sit comes, teen movies because there's a chance you'll see some fine girl-ass and they can be funny, right of center politics, police brutality.
Loathed and despised:	Satanism and all it's fake-isms, murderers, pedophiles, rapists, left wing politics, students, trendy rock music and the people who listen to it, usually the kind of people who called somebody who liked the Foo Fighters a "fucking nutter mosher" 2 years ago but are now riding the coat tails of it cause some little trendy slapper will suck their wang if they buy them the latest Radiohead CD and pretend they know anything about life in general, society in general, hardass kids who should really be known as prison fodder instead of townies, fundamentalists of either a Christian or Muslim nature - I do not want to "dance with Jesus" or blow myself and 12 other people up in glory of Allah's name, people who get easily offended, vegetarianism - why eat carrots when you can eat cow? Phony Christians who use God as a crutch and act all moral, we'll see how moral they are when some fart from a night club is getting his dick sucked by them in a car park.

OTHER CYBER-HAUNTS
On other message boards:	Suffering Overdue on the Metal Rules, Metallica, haxed and BLS.net boards, Outlaw Torn on the Goliath, blabbermouth comments section and Iced Earth board, Kev on the open season board.
Websites:	Metal: Metal Rules Good rants: Maddox Pornography: Ultrapasswords (it has its off days but its generally ok) Funny: Black People Love Us

ANYTHING ELSE
Quotes to live by:	If you have eyes, ears, a nose, a mouth and speak I'll probably want you to go to jail - Me. Birth, school, metal, death - Adapted from the Birth, school, Metallica, death quote, however there is more to music than Metallica. The entire list of bylaws in the Black Label Society "Stronger Than Death" cd.