VOMITORIUM OBSCENUM DJ Markachu
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Markachu

PERSONAL INFORMATION
Real name: Mark Prosser
Also known as: DJ Markachu (number of U's can vary up to four)
Spawned: sometime in 1980
Degree or occupation: 3rd year MChem Chemistry student at NTU, currently in Warrington on placement working for the Scum Goverment on a big radioactive particle accelerator.
Rocksoc position: RocSoc DJ and general 'fucknut' (How I loved that award...)

HISTORY OF NOISE
All-time favourite bands: Strapping Young Lad and anything Devin Townsend's ever done. But generally ANYTHING HEAVY!!!
Current band:  
Previous bands:  
All-time top 5 tracks:  
All-time top 5 albums:  

INTERESTS AND IRRITATIONS
All hail: Favourite things: Tap burgers (well, the old Tap burgers..), playing very fast on the 6-string spank plank, Arsenal FC, getting drunk, *THWACK*ing, calling Al White a gobshite, M-E-T-A-L, Being a music promoter, headbanging, beating the ex UK champion at Air-guitaring EVERY SINGLE TIME (maybe it's because of my smell (?)) fishing(?), my dog Gemma, Djing and pissing of kids when I won't play fuckin' Disturd! and Nottingham kebabs: look at the fuckin' SIZE of them!!!
Loathed and despised: Wankers who got into metal because it's 'cool'. Believe me, I can spot you little shits a mile off... MARMITE!!!, scallies and scagheads, decorating and DIY, going around, being dragged around clothes shops, Rock City on a Sat., students....

OTHER CYBER-HAUNTS
On other message boards: DJ Markachuuuu on the Olt Trent Board & Rocksoc.com boards; Markachu on sell-out.net
Websites: I HAVE A LIFE!!! (sorry, HRT...)

ANYTHING ELSE
Random information:
  • Been known to piss off fellow metal guitarists when a song is playing and I say "I can play that.."
  • Got the name Markachu because of Owen (ex Rocsoc Pres) Thought I liked Pokémon just because I saw a Pokémon shop and it kinda stuck. Well he was from down south...
  • Comes from Hereford, WHICH IS NOT WALES!!!!! Just because I can see the bastards...
  • Favourite quote: "ONSIDE, TOMATO FUCKER!!"
  • Along with Reaper, invented Death Metal Karaoke [see pics here]
  • Probably masturbating as you read this...

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