"Take that Korn CD out of your stereo, BURN ONE UP! III is here!!"
"This compilation weighs in at a perfect 74m00s, and, even better... I've posted up the artwork for this and Burn One Up! II which I produced in a matter of minutes (well, nearly) with Paint Shop Pro 6 and a quick scour for monster truck pictures on Altavista."
"So, get downloading, everyone, especially those of you with cable modems. Those of you without - talk to me nicely, give me a CDR & I'll burn it for ya."
"This should at least keep Carl happy knowing that one of us is making the legal (possibly!!!) compilations he thought we should do."
* There's a few crackles and spits on this one, but then MP3 encoding does occasionally hit problems...