WRITE THE SETLIST FOR THE NEXT ALBUM
As devised by Baz Jones and Oliver-Michael Desade, with the aid of a lot of beer and a fair helping of natural lunacy. Explanations are provided below.
- Thou shalt not diss the King.
- Love the monkey.
Addendum: Thou shalt not worship false monkeys.
- Thou shalt not question the spork.
- Enormous trousers, obviously.
- Nail the squeal.
- The first Six Sabbath albums are mandatory.
- Their early stuff was better.
- Everything should be tried once, except incest and morris dancing.
Addendum: It is also not advisable to drink sun cream or aftershave.
- Well, nobody quits straight away, do they?
- We want the finest wines available to all of humanity. We want them here and we want them now.
Explanations:
- The two of them are Elvis fans, and react very nastily to any abuse of the man who said "than'-ver'-much" and "uh-huh-huh" a lot.
- The monkey in question is Iron Monkey. At this point, someone mentioned Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, and was burnt at the stake for worshipping false monkeys.
- The spork is an odd crossbreed of a spoon and a fork, meant for handling salads, but Oliver decided it was some kind of religious icon.
- From Blackadder the Third. Watch it or be condemned to the hell of crap 21st century sitcoms which are too horrible to mention on this site!
- From Rock Star. And I'll explain once I've watched it again...
- If this isn't self-explanatory, you shouldn't be looking at this site in the first place.
- By and large, this holds true. Unless we're referring to Ministry.
- Baz drank sun cream for a bet at Wacken. And regretted it massively.
- From Preacher. Ask Baz.
- From Withnail and I. I haven't seen it.
