Disclaimer
Thanks to the teachings of our great leader, Tony B. Liar
Our new compensation culture makes it necessary for me to spell out
what should be absolutely obvious.
Consequently, visitors to this site are reminded that just about
anything associated with barbecuing
can be dangerous; hot metal, compressed gas, flaming coals and
meat at ambient temperature all have the potential to become lethal.
Properly maintained equipment and the attention span of a gnat
are pre-requisites.
Do not attempt to barbecue if you regularly lose arguments with
your Ken and Barbie dolls,
if you're very drunk or exploring recreational drugs again
Never barbecue during a fire ban, indoors or very near to anything
flammable and try not to leave children
alone for very long with a barbecue as their temptation to try to burn
anything at hand
(twigs, leaves, pets, siblings) can be slightly irritating.
Have Fun.