Welcome to the Bike Jumbles website. The main purpose is to publicise
the events variously known as bike / cycle fairs / jumbles. I have no commercial interest in
either the events or with the organisers of the same. (The co.uk domain was all I could
get in the early days). I produced the site because I recognised that it can be
difficult to find out when things are happening, especially when you are an occasional jumbler,
are limited by distance, don't read the "comic" (Cycling weekly) or just want to go to
events you can cycle to!|
I am keen to build in general interest aspects to the site. To this end I would welcome
submissions from anyone.
The website has been going for seven years now and is No1 hit with Google and Yahoo search engines.
It is only as good as the
information I can obtain. I am pro-active regarding compiling the events calendar and don't just copy the
Cycling Weekly adverts. I also appreciate
information from any source and will check the correctness as best I can. If things change or there
are errors, I cannot accept personal responsibilty. Sellers
should check what appears on this website on their behalf, and buyers confirm details with the
organsiers if they are in doubt.
I've got info on 45 known venues and have reached the stage where organisers can and should
use the listings to avoid clashes.
I would welcome requests for
links to others, details of events, feedback and any odds 'n' sods items of interest. Please contact me. Even snail
mail would do. Address on the contacts page!
This page is "blogstyle" in that the latest items are first. I periodically delete some of them when they go
out of date. Others I leave in for reasons like heritage, timeless interest, conveying the spirit of cycling
or (in the case of the Brookes advert) that she has a nice bottom.
Thanks, Stuart Collins
[posted 25th july 2014]
Dietary advice from blog-land
Road C.C is a riviting blog-site and generally has advice about riding "racing" bikes in all facets,
There are independent reviews, intermittant race reports, sane views (free of campaigning over-zeal) and some
In the latter category is an article by a man called Stanley who did what I have done - "ride the tour". It could have been
done pre or post. Many did it, I am sure. It was better to look back on than to do - too many main roads.
Anyhow read on, but don't choke.
Click if you are hungry for more
Some really naf news from
This article may change each day. A bike hub / jumble was to be held at Harrogate Football Ground. It was
widely advertized, leafletted (very nicely done) and featured in the calendar of this website.
To briefly summarise ....
the Tour de France Harrogate Hub
July 5th - 6th
A Paul Jeffrey took bookings @ £40 per table and also sold VIP tickets. Quite a few jumblers turned up to find nothing
happening. A band turned up but didn't get paid. They played in a hired trailer (the hirer wasn't paid). The very nice
of Harrogate Football Club had ordered 20 barrels of beer and a very large amount of other drinks which they had got
in specially. 5 staff were involved in setting up / running the bar.
"Pauls" phone died, emails to him went nowhere. One of the Harrogate FC staff spoke to "Paul" and he made out
that he was a victim of all-sorts.
Though I helped publicise the event and went along, I didn't lose anything. However I want to help to get some
sort of justice. I have made some useful discoveries. At present, I suggest that
if you had booked then let me know, together with any possibly useful info or feelings. That would be a start because at present it is "Paul" vs un-known individuals,
a fairly hopelessly weak position.
It could help with any investigation of the situation.
Further bad news, and horribly similar, was the disappearance of the Orbital
Festival Event at Goodwood. On my recent tour of
the TdeF days 1 and 2 I called in quite a few bike shops. They all had the poster on display but were unaware of
it not taking place. (can't call it a cancellation as this infers some pro-activity by the organisers)
I have been uneasy about advertising commercial events even though there has been a bike jumble aspect.
I will no longer do so. Charity and community events I will still help promote.
One last thought :- The two non-events might have failed jumble-wise because of the high table and space charges.
On a lighter note I bumped into super-jumbler Pete McLeod on the L'Eroica ride from Bakewell.
I think he has recently got married and his wheeler-dealer days are restricted.
That can change a man. He is now on the hi-tech trail and has invested heavily
in an early naughties-style £5 Samsung flip-flop mobile phone. Don't scoff - this is great progress.
I case you don't believe this ........
[posted 25th June 2014]|
Kidderminster date change
Doug Pinkerton has reluctantly decided to move his October jumble back two weeks to the 25th.
This is to avoid clashes. It was always in my mind when I started this website 8 years
ago that clashes could be only be avoided if the dates were published. With about 70 events a year
there is more of a problem, compared with the earlier days of "same time, next year arrangements".
So if "kiddie" is in your diary, do change the date lest you could arrive for a mums and toddlers
keep-fit festival and considerable disappointment.
[posted 25th June 2014]|
This new event went extremely well in the fine weather and wonderful scenery of the Peak District.
In jumble terms it was probably the 2nd biggest (the biggest being the inside events at
Manchester velodrome). If it fails in this claim then it must be the longest @ 60 hours. Some of the trading was
in cans of beer and jocularity, mild insults and banter. Not much sleep attempted and even less was had. Many of the jumblers helped fix and improve bikes
for the riders / entrants. This was much appreciated.
The event was a superb success. There was a frisson surrounding the whole thing. I was at the start of the
ride at 6am. I was almost alone, bar various BBC, ITV and press people. The first "hero's" departed on a tough
100 mile course with a lowering of a Union Flag and a "be brave and strong" message from the starter.
The event is modelled on the 16 year-old Italian original. The founder of the Italian version was in the field
at Bakewell, sporting drooping handlebars and even more drooping moustache. It the whole weekend was not special
then the Tour de France trophy was available for viewing all day on Sunday in the Bakewell TC.
[posted 29th May 2014]|
Some very sad news .....
The death has occured of Mike Clark, a very long-standing Kentish Jumbler. Until recently he ran an average of
three events a year at Appledore in the very centre of the Kentish countryside. Before that he had a bike shop
in Ham Street, East Kent. He had the misfortune there of the theft of all his bikes via a vehicle
which made its retreat across country, through hedges and fences, to avoid being seen.
In his earlier life he worked for THE F.W.Evans, when it was a real bike shop rather that the frachised
cash-cow for middle-east venture capitalists it has become (and name recently changed to Evans Cycles).
I remember him from those days, 40 years ago, when I retreated
down the Old Kent Road from London and got my cycle bits and bobs en route. He was known for his supreme knowledge,
honest verdicts and
his very helpful nature. He died of a heart attack on the 25th of May. He will be a great loss to Beryl,
his partner of many years.
There will be a service at Charing Crematorium, Kent (On the A20, half way between Maidstone and Ashford)
at 2pm on the 12th June. No flowers but donations to William Harvey Hospital Intensive
Therapy Unit if anyone wishes to. Anyone can attend.
[posted 29th May 2014]|
The "Selfie" is not new!
It seems to be the current fad, or trending, to use glib / Twit speak
However here is an example from 1971!!! A young lad in light clothing (let's call him Marco) is posing for a picture
as he is watching the Tour de France. Then, all of a sudden, this upstart cyclist comes along to get into the picture.
Marco has gone on to being an organiser of L'Eroica but the cyclist does not seem to have made much impact on the cycling world.
[posted 21st April 2014 and updated several times]|
Eureka! Eroica L'Eroica L'Eroica Britanannia
L'Eroica is a huge continental bonanza cycle event; a bit like like the CTC rallies but on a
grander scale, with much variety and international flavour. There is even dancing on the streets,
(though dancing anywhere doesn't appeal to me, nor would the sight of my doing it appeal to anyone else!).
L'Eroica originated from Tuscany, Italy in 1997. As befits the passion of that country it
is to do with the romance of the traditional bicycle and the freedom it engenders. The
event has gathered strength, now with a participation of 5000 international entrants.
The word Eroica translates to "heroic age - heroic legend" and the whole event honours
the age-old noble art of cyling.
So enamoured were a group of UK cyclists that they have boldly gone on to create a UK
event with the full cooperation of the Italian event founders.
It is to be held in the magnificent market town of Bakewell, Derbyshire, the heart of the Peak District.
It is to be in the Bakewell Showground from
Friday 20th to 22nd June 2014. It is great British festival of cycling, lifestyle, food & drink,
along with on-site camping and a whole array of exotic bike-orientated entertainment is on offer.
The UK event has a limit of 2000 this year and that number has nearly been reached.
You can register for the whole event; you are then "part of it" with camping and
car parking and the expexted facilities of a festival. Registered entrants can also book rides
from 30 to 100 miles. Gormet food is promised at checkpoints (to the extent, I think I might
stay there all day).
The latest news
You can come along for the day as well and this is FREE. Did I mention the Bike Jumble? No, but I will.
If you are interested in registering , delay not ....
L'Eroica Bike Jumble
Bike jumbles are an important traditional part of L'Eroica with many visitors
wanting to have a chance of getting
that treasured whatsit they have been seeking for years. The buyers will be predominantly
interested in older bikes so carbon fibre frames, the latest 13-speed groupset
or Lycra gear is unlikely to be of much interest.
The launch of a jumble has been left rather late, however, the organisers
recognise it's importance as a key part of the event. I have been asked to organise
it. Proposed attendees will need to register with me. All I need is expected contact details
days you are coming for and space / table requirements. The very good news is that there will be
no charge for sellers. It is the goal to make this an annually occurring
event (and the Jumble to be a large and exciting one)
- 2000 cyclists on-site.
- 15000 anticipated visitors to the festival over the 3 days.
- 1500 people camping on-site.
- The organsisers would like the jumble to be ongoing, throughout the weekend (however sellers obviously can arrive / stay / leave when they want/need to).
- The intense periods would be Friday evening / Saturday all day
- Camping space / pitches for vehicles etc. Available.
- No tables / displays provided; you will just get a space of the size you request.
- (It would be possible to hire tables etc. from the event management, but best beg and borrow your own)
- Space is not anticipated being an issue, but early registration is recommended
- Be part of the 1st ever L'Eroica Britannia!
If you wish to come to sell, please contact me without delay.
Some advice for visitors / buyers
Come and browse and buy things!----->
Contact me / sellers contact
Email to stu_collins [at] ntlworld.com (copy and replace the [at] with @)|
Email link if you use Internet Explorer
phone 0115 9119793
Text messaging (not phone) 07580 734116
Quill and parchment Stuart Collins, 1 Lees Barn Road
Radcliffe on Trent, NG12 2DT.
Official entry permits will be sent out from just after the 1st of June.
here is a link to Sheffield Telegraph announcement of the event
[posted 10th May 2014]|
Unimportant bits of news .....
I've just been on two gentle bike tours. The first was to Corfu. The bike I hired was probably
the only one I could have got which wasn't a mountain bike. It has suspension fore and aft. The aft one was
of the sprung seat-tube kind. With your weight (and definitely with mine) the tube compresses fully as soon as you sit on it. Thereafter,
when you hit a bump you are propelled into the air, only to come crashing painfully back down again.
Generally the island was still in hibernation. Even the dreaded Kavos had empty streets so you could see it in all its glory. The
only sound was that of the saw, hammer or Greek expletive. It was impressive riding with road surfaces ranging from superb
to Ahhhh, but mostly good. The driving standard was excellent compared to the UK (vis-a-vis cyclist awareness).
I believe the UK standard is the
worst in the world for this (though I am told on-road New Zealand is most dangerous).
There are far too many motorists who hold
(and quite often release) a hatred of cyclists. Not very many know how to overtake properly. Many use their horn as an
audio version of "two fingers".
After a few days in the UK I was off to Malaga. Corfu temperatures had been mid-20's but it was 30 each day in the south
of Spain, with not a cloud. I hired a bike from the brilliant Malaga Bikes, run by Kay Farrell and a very friendly team. I was fitted up with
a "robust" bike, quite a bit better
than my Corfu machine. All their bikes bore the names of famous people. I resisted riding Beyonce and was
fitted up with "Sir Bradley". It's probable he wouldn't have approved of the kick-stand.
I did 440 Km in the 4 days involving six passes of over 1000 m. Nothing special, that, but I suppose OK for an old 'un.
Kay was so amazed that I was immediately put on their Facebook page. My face was very red by then!
I watched the Tour of California today on TV. The real Sir Bradley was no doubt inspired by my Spanish riding on "his"
bike that he
crushed the time-trial field, including Taylor Phinney, Segan and Cavendish. We must continue to cherish his talents,
we probably won't see his like again.
[posted 18th April 2014]|
Hay-on-Wire bike Festival - 25th - 27th April 2014
I have very recently been given info regarding the hay-on-Wye bike festival.
This sounds a very interesting do. Of course Hay is a superb place for such (unless
there is a literary
festival, simply come Morris Dancing or a canoe extravaganza on at the same time)
On Sunday 27th April there is a bike jumble within the Castle walls.
Please refer to the calendar for further details.
Strong suggestion - cycle there (cars and Hay do not get on)
[posted 12th April 2014]
Tour fever strikes a note in Yorkshire
Lest it was taken as an April Fool silliness, I delayed posting this item.
Now I am putting it up and, alas, it has already take place and I have no news of how it went.
What am I on about??? read on ....
Yorkshire is going mad (and bust, reportedly) over the Tour de France. Calderdale (a south-ish part of West Yorkshire
around Halifax) has an on-going festival called Countdown 100. The master-plan is to have an event on every
day prior up to July 6th. The race itself will serve as a minor 101st event on the 6th July.
The notable part of the day 2 course is "longest continuous climb" in Britain, at 5.5 miles and known as Cragg Vale.
Before the TdeF choose it, the place was famous only for the "coiners" - a rough gang who nibbled bits off gold
coins and made on extra coin per 12 pared coins. One detective was put on the job but got shot in the back
for his troubles. Eventually the coiners paid with their lives, by hanging. Their gravestones are in the churchyard
of Heptonstall Church which overlooks both the Calder Valley and the TdeF course. A local man, Dave Nelson, has become a
concert pianist of some note. Today, he was hauled up Cragg Vale by a team of 18 cyclists whilst playing
a special composition mysteriously called "Piano Cycle".
Below is a link to a 3 minute video made before the event (or click picture above)
click for video
In a few days I will post details of how they got on (though I think it might be national news so we forget about
Maria Miller MP)
P.S. I imagine many people have only heard of Calderdale through the lovely "Last Tango in ..." TV program. Unfortunately
this features no Yorkshire actors for the 4 main parts and is almost entirely filmed in Lancashire.
This fact might yet lead to the next war of the roses. However Lancashire
has got none of the TdeF route, so it serves them right!
Below, you will find some statistical stuff on the Cragg Vale climb. You will draw your own conclusions but
whilst in might be a chance for a "nipping off" type escape for a KOM point or two, I think it is not likely to be
decisive, nor make many struggle.
Having done the climb more than enough (once) I have been asked what gear I would be in. That depends. Could I make it all
the way to the top in one go? Probably I could. Would I. Probably not, if the Cragg Vale Hotel was open.
This too might just
be Bradley's fatal moment of weakness.
P.S 2 It is little known that Cycling and Yorkshire has been also linked as recently as 1949 in a feature film called
"A boy,a girl and a bike". It was later spicily re-named "Love on a bike". I assume some dismounting took place first.
It arguably launched the acting careers of
Diana Dors, Anthony Newley, Honor Blackman, Walter Greaves (the record-breaking militant "one-armed" cyclist) and a Jimmy
Savile. All are now
deceased; the first three stars were southerners and struggled with accents and repairing punctures.
Several bikes were sold as a result of the film, which was released later in colour. When the smog-bound locals of
Halifax saw the film, they didn't know what colour was, and certainly were not convinced by the authenticity of
such good weather existing.
It's all uphill
Another event planned is a time trial up the Buttress. The route was believed to be the road linking Hebdon Bridge
and Heptonstall in medieval times. The course is approximately 1 mile only and has an average gradient
of about 10.6%. The bad news is that it is all on really course, rounded and rutted cobblestones with great gaps in
between (for drainage?). Worse news of all is that the first 400m has an average gradient of 22% and there is
one bit of 31%, plus there are several lateral gutters. After all of 10m of level tarmac, the rest of ascent gets less
and less steep but still averages 7%. It is unlikely that the latter part will seem easy. What will seem easy is
slipping a pint of beer down the neck at one, or both, of the 2 pubs. Nearby is the grave of Poet Sylvia Plath, tragic wife of
Ted Hughes. Had they done such a challenge it is unlikely to have evoked a romantic poem.
Above are two splendid pictures; Taken by Russell Burton for Cycling Plus.
Both capture the beauty of what is anything but ...
TdeF Cragg Vale profile in numbers
||Bridge (Hoe Hole)
||Cragg Vale Pub
||Cragg Vale Church
|Average Gradient =
TdeF Cragg Vale ascent : time
|Km / hour
[posted 8:30am 1st April 2014]|
Disastrous North Korean Jumble
My jumble today in Pyongyang Village Hall was regretably not a great success, to say the least. I heard on the news (Radio China)
that North Korea and South Korea were having one of their periods of cultural and armament exchanges.
The latter involved a few rocket launchers and guided missiles. I can only think that the jumble attendees
must also have got wind of one of these periodic slight disputes, and decided not to attend. When I arrived
at the hall I was confronted by several police. I thought were there to stop jumblers getting in early, buying
the best stuff, not paying admission and scarpering. Instead they asked me to remove my missile proof helmet and examined
what was underneath.
Some hours later,
at the airport I learned that I was being deported because I had the "wrong" haircut (see photo below) ie not like that of
I do hope that
nobody was put out by this problem. It was all due to (what should have been) foreseen circumstances.
Next years April 1st event will
be in another interesting location.
Brand new, exciting jumble Venue
After 2 admittedly poor turn-outs at my April 1st Jumbles in Vladivostok and outer Mongolia.
I have decided to try out a new venue. It will be in Pyongyang, North Korea. I gather they are very willing to
accomodate any cultural events, like bike jumbles, and to be seen as a friendly bunch.
Stalls are 700 won (KPW). You must apply for an entry visa. This should be done 7 to 9 weeks ahead of
your visit (in other words, do it now, no time to lose). The Visas are done in China and sent to you
with a container convoy of non-working satnavs, with instructions in Cantonese.
There is a travel weight limit of 10Kg so don't bring knackered Sturmey Archer 3 speed hubs or similar tat to sell.
Because of the surprizing difficulty with direct flights the journey requires stop-offs at Niarobi and Pingpong.
I was quoted $2300 for the flight but thanks to a party booking, it is a bargain $1999. Please don't
delay in contacting me,
it is strictly first come first served!!!
I feel I must encourage you not to read too much into the darstedly vilifying of its
great leader Kim Jung-Un. He has been criticised by over-sensitive left-wing, interfering foreigner
busybodies of ordering the execution of his Uncle, Jang Song-Thaek. Mr Kim described him as
"despicable human scum, worse than a dog" - surely that's just too bad. K J-U has also seemingly
been responsible for "disappearing"
a previous girlfriend. He must have had his reasons. Despite this, the country is open,
friendly and welcoming to tourists.
There is very little danger to you as you have two ever-present "guides" to look after you. Best not to mention the rumour of his Uncle Jang being killed and eaten by hungry dogs,
just in case.
The Hall, rather nice and quite spacious
Evidence of security which will re-assure you.
Funpark next door
The Korean flag, the correct one, unlike the London Olympics version
[posted 10pm 1st April 2014]
Essex event - date change
Robin Johnson has phoned tonight and wishes it to be known that his event at Leaden Roding,
Essex in November has been switched to 6th December. This is to avoid a clash.
[posted 14th March 2014]
More Tour news
Meanwhile the prepararations for the tour gather pace. Bradley Wiggins is steeling himself for an appearance
in the Archers (should the term steeling be more "carbon fibreing"). Perhaps he will get dietry advice from
Peggy Archer, along the lines of eating more meat "and our organic meat too". Is Peggy still alive??? Or has
she died from foot and mouth????
[posted 1st March 2014]
A few things to watch on those (still) dark nights
Firstly, below is a link to a rather nice regional (Yorkshire BBC) tv program relating to the Tour de France. Watch
it soon as it will dissappear from iplayer by mid-march. Latterly it features Dean Dowling,
son of master-jumbler Ken and brother of fellow professional cyclist Russell.
below is the link [update, program no longer available, you had a month to watch it]
But below is another link to a short video of a climb by Sue
click for Tdf short video
I was very pleased to see Ken over the weekend wearing his Campagnolo pinny and the old smile.
He has recovered
well from recent health problems. I gather from Dean that Ken is giving him the run for his money
during early season training runs in the Thurcroft area!.
And a few things more things to watch
A great, varied selection - safe to watch at least
My top ten + 2 more
it's homage to Microsoft Windows 8 "advent calendar look"
After 20+ years of dominance, billions of dollars development and
version after version, they have produced what a 4 year old could have managed.
(Except the fours-year-old's version might have worked).
Enjoy! Stuart Collins
[posted 23rd February 2014]
Eureka,Eroica and new events
If you have got this far you have missed the L'Eroica article at thge top of this page.
An event at Chailey, Near Lewis is making a comeback and is listed in the calendar. A new
event at Barnard Castle is also on-line (in more ways that one).
Meanwhile has anyone seen a Borisclays bike actually being ridden??? If anyone remembers
the old I-Spy books (designed to keep children quiet) I think you would have got 50 points for
spotting anyone riding the 22kg monsters.
[posted 3rd February 2014]|
Tour de France jumble announced
Harrogate's normal busy time is for the annual
International Crime Writers Festival. I assume all readers know what is occuring on the weekend of
5th / 6th July!?
And there is a mega cycle jumble. To book tables (and don't delay ) ring 07961 806248 or
email harrogatecyclehub[at]gmail.com (replace [at] with @) to make bookings and enquiries. Paul Jeffrey is
the man to ask for, if needs be.
As you will see from the following mini-poster there is a great deal going on. It all looks like
a great place to be, doing this and that, and meeting fellow cycling addicts. In this section of this website I will carry all the latest developments.
The ground is but 5 minutes walk to the start (but I wouldn't leave it too late or it might be an hours walk, or never get there).
[posted 3rd February 2014]
Here is the latest
saddle which (mark my words) every male will be using very soon. It promises to sweep
away the short lived (120 years or so) preference for Brooks leather masochistic saddles.
This one is the fruit of extensive chiropractic research. At last, using computer
aided design, a true model of men's bottoms (not sure of the sample size) has created a perfectly
suited sit-upon. No more those crushing pains on the pelvic bones, but now replaced by a soft tissue
red soreness and heart shaped bruising. You'll love the Infiniti!
If you are female I suggest you jump to the next article.
Now chaps...... the slight problem might
be that your undercarriage might not "conform". Not to put too fine a point on it, it might
be that various bits might dangle through the hole. This could cause a problem when dismounting.
I am wincing as I type this but I am sure you
get the drift.
I am cynical. I always
assume that magazine reviewers are pleased to retain and use their lavishly praised product. I'm not
sure they would in this case.
[posted 3rd February 2014]
Pop Up Bikes pops up in Manchester
I am pleased to plug a great-sounding,
newish cycle emporium in Manchester. Apart from being a secure cycle store (near to Piccadily Station)
you can get your bikes fixed and / or serviced for a small amount of money. And consume lashings of special coffee.
Read article about Pop Up Bikes
[posted 13th December 2013]
What is it about Cycling and Government?
Warning ..... May contain politics -
In the wake of the British / Froome-dominated Tour de France's we have heard the word
heritage quite a lot, and much has been made about the value of cycling.
Very steadily the mileage of cycle paths has approached 5% of that of
Holland. Mr Boris Johnson has enthusiastically
introduced bikes to hire which are even known as Boris bikes, despite
the scheme being the brainchild of his predecessor Ken Livingstone. (and Ken probably
nicked the idea from Sweden). The real
problem lies, not with having a bike to ride, but the very real danger of
death riding one. The risk is surely greater with the 23 Kg (51 lb) BB jugernauts. Given
that the hirers of the Boris Monsters are probably unfit, a little mad and likely lacking
cycling experience, it seems folly to let them loose on roads of the
capital. Yet remarkably :- The stats do amazingly suggest that the carnage of BB's is
less that of other cyclists. It could be that BB riders abandon to the nearest
cafe, and hardly go anywhere.
I've just mentioned capital and that brings me onto the next issue. The fact
is that there is perceived capital to be gained by politicians riding a bike,
demonstrating they are "one of us". They probably don't really
want to enact this proletarian activity. So it is best to alert the press
and get your exposure quickly; then return to the taxi, chauffeured
car or first class compartment.
Mr Cameron ably demonstrated the folly by swishing through London Streets
from his second home. During his ride he was filmed going through red lights,
going down a one-way road the wrong way. Further, any street-cred was
somewhat lessened by the sight of a following government car, carrying his gear.
A few days later he ventured alone into a Notting Hill market and chained his bike to
a bollard. You might have heard this story, but if not, you could easily
guess the outcome. Mr C didn't. The Daily Mail featured a front-page splash,
some days later, about "finding" Dave's bike and proudly announced that
they were returning it to him. (When they did so, the Mail cameras duly
enjoyed their gift-wrapped photo opportunity).
Mr Johnson, golden locks sprouting from under his helmet, is very pleased to
be seen on his bike (rather than a BB). He is often shown clowning,
which comes naturally. After recent "paternity problems" satirists
have wondered what use was been put to his bike. That reminds me a of joke
concerning a vicar who is reciting the ten commandments to his flock. When he
gets to no 8 he stammers a bit when he remembers where he left his bike.
has been said about "Plebgage". I just can't understand how calling
someone a "pleb" (denied) is thought to be worse than saying
"you're supposed to f###ing help us" (admitted). Meanwhile the
legal and other costs are moving close to half a million pounds and I don't
think this includes the cost of paying suspended policemen. Mr Mitchell does,
at least, enjoy cycling and does so regularly in London and, with more time
on his hands, his Nottinghamshire constituency.
In the last day or so "colourful" Simon Burns has suddenly
"resigned" from his junior transport ministry, thus cunningly
avoiding the "sacked" listings, in the recent shuffle (It is not
a reshuffle). His cunning has well rehearsed. In 2010 he was exiting the
house of commons in his car, onto Birdcage Walk / Parliament Square. He
knocked an Army major off his bike and caused him serious injuries. On the
day he was due in court (less than a mile away from the "house") he
was at a highly trivial working committee, connected with law! There, he
uttered just 108 words (unusual reticence) yet still got a rebuke from the
chairman for trivialising proceedings. At some point he changed his plea to
guilty. This cost a great deal as the case had been allocated a slot.
However, he had avoided being asked what, apart from driving, he may have
been doing as he hurrying away to collect his son. A fine of £400 + £200 costs
is about what he was paid for that day.
His first ministerial post (a real "poison chalice") was junior
minister for health (including the health of injured army majors) when the
Staffordshire hospital situation blew up. Mr Jeremy Hunt, (who was then the
senior Health Minister) had probably got fed up of the flack, and was soon to
leave to enjoy his false expenses and tax-avoided house. Mr Burns's neck was
placed in the hands of John Humphrey’s of the Today program on Radio 4. Mr
Burns survived 8 minutes without saying anything explanatory or relevant. It was a
convincing case of pleading ignorance. It was a rare 0-0 grilling
scoreline. Geoffrey Boycott would have been proud. I don't think his bosses
were, because .........
He was very soon moved to Transport (despite continuity at Health being vital,
given that Hunt had just moved on). Blessed with a good rail service from his home in Basildon
to London, he decided to go via chauffeured car. This cost the state £80000
in one year. Transport also includes cycling and on his personal website he
praises the "innovative" bike-storage facilities at nearby
Chelmsford (the first such, he mistakenly claims). He surely would have
mentioned it if he had actually used it, or even had ever ridden a bike.
Blessed with a "good" rail service (76% of trains on time)
from his home in Chelmsford
to London, he decided instead to go
via chauffeured limosine. Not for him a taxi, as the Daily Mail map suggests. The Government car
cost the state £80000 in one year. He could have got a 1st Class
annual season ticket for under £7000. Also he might have had the benefit of a 2 mile bike-ride
to the station. Under fire, he then had to use the train. As you can see in the lower picture he
does not look too pleased.
He was left to defend HS2 favoured by Mr. Cameron (also, by fudging). If
this job was another "chalice", albeit and empty one, it was soon
filled with poison by George Osborne's public cooling on the scheme. So S.B.
was once more on his bike, though only metaphorically.
His party surprizingly endorsed his application for the role of 3rd deputy
speaker. This would surely have been a hat trick of "landmine"
jobs. It would involve working under the Speaker John Bercow, who Burns has
called a "stupid sanctimonious dwarf". Left-wing labour people are
"Neanderthals" and that passive rights campaigners 38degrees
are Zombies. He has been said to be a mixture of "Frankie Howerd
and Caligula". There's no reason to question anything that the Daily Mail
Mr Boris Johnson said that cycling in London was booming, backed by figures
suggesting there were 93% more cyclists since the Olympics. The
probable source of this claim was Transport for London figures,
which claims 570000 "cycle journeys" as against 280000. This was a
physical count at observation points of cyclists pottering along on two
wheels. There was no verification of these figures, and a bit of rounding.
Meanwhile the National Travel Survey 2012 has shown a large increase in
"average distance travelled". Another TfL survey was done by
stopping cyclists and asking, amongst other things, how many journeys they
make a week by bike. It turns out that they are, on average, doing more rides
(roughly 93% more???). More rides, longer journeys but proabably not more cyclists.
ot such good
news for Boris, then.
There has been further stick given to Boris for allowing his
"flagship" east - west cycle superhighway to be marked with light
blue without that colour ever having been given legal status. A cyclist on
the blue has been killed already. As London cyclists know, and others
suspect, cycling in London is extremely hazardous and dangerous. In the
period 1986 to 2006 the average annual deaths was 17.3 per annum. The
fluctuations are within normal variance. However it has been rising since
2006. But much worse is the increase of 22% in serious and fatal injuries to
over 500 in 2012 as reported by the NHS. There is no indication that
bike-lanes, better lights, congestion limits, helmet wearing or the Olympics
have changed anything positively. More analysis is surely needed than the
tally-ho, back-of-a-fag-packet instant policies designed to lever B.J. to
prime-ministership ( a failed strategy in at lease three ways ).
[November update] After being asked on London FM radio about a spate of 6 deaths in 2 weeks Mr.J opined
that it would be
"the cyclists own fault" and went on to condemn cyclist who wore headphones. Was this the same person who
in 2004 said that no one would ever stop him from using his mobile phone whilst cycling?
Sadly, there seems to be scant evidence of Labour politicians being photographed on a bike - it must be part of their
policy not be caught.
Here, in the interest of balance (political, clearly not riding
style) is a picture of Mr John Prescott. It was taken at a time when he got
called two jags and he decided it would be better to be called two
jags and a photo- opportunity on a borrowed bike
There are about 100 All-party Parliamentary Groups at Westminster. They have
no power and no funding. It sounds like they are just talking shops if they
meet, but they don't even have to. There is a Cycling Group (and, excitingly there
is also a Chagos Islands group). Regrettably none of the politicians above are
Some might like the groups because they can get a word in, which they don't
normally get in the chambers. They are, I am told, all cyclists. There are no published
minutes. We will never know what, if anything, goes on there. They might hold
races round the much-vaulted "corridors of Parliament". Perhaps
there is a "bike repair night", who knows? Maybe chairman Dr Julian
Huppert could explain the methods of spoking rear wheels, Lord Berkley show
how to get Osgears working whilst Ian Austin tells stories of 70's bike tours
in Finland, with a girl he met at Skegness.
As a bit of an aside, I have read that Dr. Huppert is the only MP with a
science degree. Is it any wonder that Britain has gone down the list of industrialised
countries and scientists are not being valued and rewarded properly? He is also the only
noted really keen cyclist in the house, apart from Mr Mitchell (now he is back riding after
his Plebpate sabatical).
Part 2 - the wholly serious bit
Oddly I delayed the writing of this, but am now pressing
on in the wake of the recent loss of life of five cyclists in London in the
five day period of the 3rd to 12 October 2013. Three of the accidents were in
the Bow area and near to the East - West Cycle "Superhighway" mentioned
earlier. It has been painted light blue which is to do with Barclays Bank -
but the colour is not legally recognised as a cycling guidance colour.
2007 Gordon Brown assured the nation that there would be no visible
drain-covers within 2 years.
while later and he was going to ban bull-bars (50% "success" rate
of killing a pedestrian at 17mph, 92% at 30mph, ).
in 2012 David Cameron said that the government was granting £100m extra to
fix potholes. The result of this as pure bull is evidenced on any journey. My
local Authority has heard nothing.
David Cameron made a (nearly) impassioned statement of the launch of a
"new" cycling initiative in June 2013. ( just like one
post-Olympics, nothing happened )
These four "announcements" were in Prime Ministers Question
Time where anything will be said by the PM, in the heat of the moment, and
hope not be reminded of it.
The deaths have got cyclists very annoyed and frustrated and not at all mollified
by Boris Johnson, who when asked on LBC to comment replied "Some of the
cases that we've seen in the last few days really make your heart bleed
because you can see that people have taken decisions that really did put their
lives in danger".
There is a brilliant You
The problems go back a long time (even to 1920) but the tipping point was
about 2008 where cyclists were getting very unhappy with their lot, fighting
against an exponentially growing number of motorised vehicles, and without any
provision for their safety. Bike lanes were called for and the government set
targets of so many Km of bike path to be provided in each town and city
(proportional to their size). The result was the use of a tape measure and a
white line machine. We all remember how stupid some of them were and how they
just disappeared where the road was deemed to be too narrow (i.e. where the
cyclist was the closest to traffic and in more real danger). On the rural scene
Sustrans were set up
to investigate, implement and map cycling routes. Their nature rather matched their
steering committee, lots of civil engineers, barristers, dignitaries and
do-gooders (i.e. no one who was likely to be too bolshy or have too much
zeal). Their budget was huge and I feel they could have done a lot more. They
excellently cherry-picked old railway lines, byways and former industrial
feeder roads. They produced maps of a good, and style-making type for major bike
routes - though changes, post publication, were quite common. They were also
very expensive and with no provision for up-dates (e.g. via the internet)
Smallish (3.5" x 3") signs were put up fairly randomly and were quite
hard to spot.
Destination signs, on posts, often could easily be turned round by
nare-do-wells as a "joke". An opportunity was lost to set up a
highway-code-type set of warning signs (some possible examples shown) I don't
think they were value-for-money at all, but they did salve the consciences of the
authorities. When they had spent their money there was no renewal for them or
for any other organisation.
"Job done" - no, not at all. They did popularise cycling a little but
the safety of cyclists was not increased at all. Some of the
"interfaces" with trafficated roads were very dodgy and both
cyclist and motorist were not made sufficiently aware that they were just
about to share the same space. Hazards, such as gates and bollards often seem
unnecessary and seldom adorned with light-coloured paint nor reflective
markings, as if they weren't to be used at night or winter. The final drawback of
the whole bike-path network is the allowance of some vehicles, pedestrians,
dog-walkers to share. The latter often aren't "in control" of their dogs, as
advised where, (rarely), there is guidance. Cycle paths are certainly not
safe-havens for cyclists and often require some discouragingly technical
riding skills to avoid falling off and injury. There seems nobody to contact
if you wished to report some danger - where would you start???
There are 2 main problems with cycling provision.
What is lacking, arguably, is an effective Cycling Tsar (I hate that word) within the
department for Transport. Don't say "Transport" - Mr Hunt, who was
shunted there recently. He is far too busy with HS2 and making his fortune via
any means, foul or fair. Has he ever ridden a bike? Has he mentioned the word
cycle in parliament??
I can imagine a few gatherings. The leafy suburban pub with a group carping
at the Lycra Mafia, who don't even pay road-tax. MP's saying that nobody who
has "made it" is going to ride a bike, it's just for losers.
Besides car-drivers generate a great deal of money. Taxi drivers comparing
notes regarding pissing off cyclists. Bus drivers comparing notes and victim
What needs doing???? Here is my mandate :-
- Standardised, large
cycling-related signs for cyclists and drivers where they share
- Advanced boxes
at every junction
- Prevent drivers
turning left when cyclists can be there (cyclist traffic lights
- Cycle lanes of one
definite, bright colour, no variants - and made to last, not surface
markings which wear away
- No discontinuous
cycle-lanes. I'm afraid this would remove at least half of routes
but it is the inconsistency that is a problem in itself.
- Severe warning given
to (or even preventing) cyclist proceeding along a very dangerous road
- Prosecution of
motorist encroaching or parking on a cycle lane / advanced box
- Sentences for errant
motorists to match other offences where life is endangered
- Cycling specific
signs for cycle / mixed-use paths (examples earlier)
- Very clear diagrammatic
signs where a cycle path ends and a road interface is encountered
During proofreading of this article another London cyclist has died and
one in Bath also. Today (12th December) there has been two major political "noises". Firstly
Barclays have said that they were pulling out of the bike hire and other inititives designed
to promote the banks "good guys" image. Meanwhile there is to be a "tactical withdrawal" of the
trans London Superhighway with the ludicrously tagged Cycling Tzar (really cycling commissioner)
Andrew Gilligan agreeing that much more needs done regarding safety.
Soon, east west routes are to be recommended only, and likely based on the "quiet Roads" created by the
(Cut to Ken Livingston having a quiet chortle)
Probably unconnected is the silence of Boris Johnson on this issue. A blessing in disquise, maybe?
He was always under fire, as Barclay's sponsorship was done on a "nod and a wink" basis,
involving his buddy Bob Diamond ( who railroaded the bank into the PPI and Libor scandals ).
[Final word 12th January] Barclays are backing out of the Boris bike scheme.
They are not to be drawn on why, but it doesn't take much imagination. Companies are like
polititians; they will do anything to get into the "bright lights", but when the lights dim,
they're off. In some cases they turn the lights off as well.
[posted 6th October 2013]
This relates to the event Ken Dowling was organising for the 24th November. It was to have been at Thurcroft Nr RotherhamAs you will read
lower Ken has been struck down ill. The good news is that he is making steady progress but he
cannot do the planned event. All the best to Ken.
This cancellation make my event in Radcliffe, Notts the last of the year in the midlands area.
I'd be happy to sell more stalls and make it a bumper event towards the memorial fund of Kath Lynch
[posted 16th September 2013]
Two of examples of cycle jumble lore.
"My biggest fear of dying is that my wife will sell off my bikes for
what I have said I paid for them." by Lee.
"When going to buy at a jumble there are two watchwords
want and need
It is probably useful to know the difference." by me.
The death has occured of Kath Lynch. She and her husband Tony are well known in the east midlands
as very, very keen cyclists and a highly sociable pair; they had been married over 50 years. After Kath first got cancer 3 years ago Tony bought and begged
bike stuff to sell at jumbles to raise money for cancer research. He is approaching £5000. - he will, of course, continue.
She had seemed to have recovered well
and certainly looked wonderfully well. In the heartlless way of the disease it returned in early 2013.
The funeral was at Bramcote Crematorium at 2pm. on Monday 9th September
All monies from my Event of the 26th October will be in aid of Cancer Research in memory of Kath.
Not quite so tragic. but worrying, is the illness of the popular South Yorkshire man Ken Dowling. Both his sons are refusing to
show signs of aging and are still very active and competative on the road. I hope that their dad is on "on the road"
to recovery soon.
Sun dwindling - Autumn Jumble season is upon us.
News of 4 new events [posted 6th Sept + updated]
Announcement today, by post,of an event in a quiet (jumble-wise) area, that of County Durham. It is at Ferryhill, just off the A167.
Apart from the main road there looks to be some nice cycling in the area if prefered. 1/4 of takings are
going to the Dave Rayner Fund. Most folk know this but Dave was gregarious character and was considerd to be a
rider of massive promise.
His life was ended by a knifeat the age of 25. The Fund is to assist young riders to scale the heights
reached by Dave, and who knows, beyond. There is a plain but touching memorial plaque dedicated to Dave
the centre of Gargarve, N.Yorks, on the north bank of the bubbling River Aire,
There is another new event in Broadbottom, between Hyde and Glossop. As with Ferryhill, it sounds a good
area and with a couple of cities nearby. The details are in the calendar - please note, this event is nigh!
Not a totally new event but an interesting one for those hemmed in by the North Sea and the Humber.
Cyclemania has a new venue at Cottingham. Sean welcomes you there. Artwork below is from a matchbox.
It strikes a good note!
A completely new event is to be on th 10th October, near Manchester. It is being run by an organisation
called bespoke, who recycle cycles and also people. In the latter case it is to support people with various
sorts of trouble in their past;
Further details on the calendar page.
Manchester Beer / Bike / Band extravaganza
I went to the event at Manchester Velodrome on Bank Holiday weekend. It was a jolly outdoor jumble event,
with a chance to meet
up with jumblers from all over, favoured by great weather and with a superb beer festival. There was a
band trotting out "covers". Unfortunately the singer's range was under an octave and not a note was even
nearly hit. They played lots of numbers I hoped I'd heard the last of. Pity was that they showed signs of
musicality and ability to do more than note-for-note copy-catting. Not even my beer consumption helped.
Later I had scary moment on the bike. I had a green light
to cross the 3 lane A57, despite traffic on that road tearing both ways at 50mph. No, it wasn't the beer!
Pictures from Manchester Velodrome - August 2013
[posted 21st July]
Festival season - now been and gone
Cycle Live Nottingham Cycle Event
Races, trials, Great Nottingham Bike Ride (Long established, 3 course lengths)
There were a lot of stalls and lots of promotion of the bike as a form of transport and fat-shedding.
See website :-
All sorts of things were going on, including a Bike Jumble.
For more details, see website :-
I have only featured the 2 events but I imagine
that there is trend, and as good one, of getting the public interested, inspired and informed.
And, sadly, an event which did not take place :-
York Cycle fair / Rally - Important (and sad) announcement [22nd May]
I regret to have to advise you that next month's 2013 York Cycle Show will not now be going ahead.
Last year's awful weather depleted attendance, and confidence has not returned this year,
as reflected by very depleted advance trade and visitor bookings.
Paul Hepworth - chief organiser
Very bad news. I know Paul has made very great efforts to re-kindle the very famous and long-standing event.
If you know of anyone who was thinking of coming, please tell them it's not to be (but it might have been
if they had booked!)
The Bikejumble "virus" spreads [ Posted 27th April ]
And yet another new venue is to appear on "circuit". It is at Chichester. It is in support of two
Stonepillow, a charity to help the Homeless, and
ChiCycle, a Cycle Campaign in Chichester which aims to send bikes to deprived areas of the world.
They will be selling some of their restored old bikes on the day too, for the causes. 15th June (see calendar for details)
Ramblings [ Posted 13th April ]
Live text rundown of Radio Nottingham Jumble plug attempt
To follow my "beloved?" AFC Halifax Town I often have to follow them on live text, agonising about missed
chances which happened several minute earlier.
The icon to the
left suggests that clicking on it you may hear something. Alas no. I was contacted by
Radio Nottingham regarding my jumble of tomorrow. "Would you be willing to come on talk about it?
Between 8am and 9am". Of course I replied "yes". Worth risking sounding like a prat to get a few more people through the doors.
Alas, phone not going, as deadline 9am is being reached. Then an item comes on about a Scottish farmer
colouring his sheep to entertain passing motorists. Songs like "Barbara Anne", "Purple Haze" and
"I'll never find another ewe" filled the airwaves. This was
followed by listeners punning away from Pinxton (geddit?) and Mansfield (whose citizens seem much more chipper, post-Thatcher).
It seems like the end of my broadcasting career.
How low can it
get than being ousted by dyed sheep. Only dead sheep to go!
Passes 9am, phone quiet. New DJ. Subject changes to bras and breasts. Can't see me being consulted about
this topic. I never could get the hang of those clasps.
Then, suddenly at 9:40am I'm phoned and on "live" within 5 seconds. Didn't have recorder ready so I will see
if I can get a recording and make the radio icon, above left, serve some purpose.
Later on..... it is over. Wanted to conclude with something like "thanks for squeezing me inbetween the
breasts" or if it had gone really badly "I feel a right tit". I didn't so they might have me on again.
I did get to record it. The result can be heard (if you turn those speakers on and click on the tasteful icon below)
It uses the BikeJumbles listen again and wince [TM] technology.
It's all over now, Sunday 14th April pm
Arrived to open up the hall at 7:55. Sellers awaiting and international early-bird vultures sloping off.
The hall was
truly full up, a gratifying range and quantity of stall and all great people. Would-be buyers dribbling in. One
of them asked me "What happened with Radio Nottingham?". I had
to ask him. Here's what he told me. He got up fairly early on Saturday and heard, several times, that there was a bike jumble that day.
He phoned his mate and they headed towards Radcliffe Scout Hall by car. They had halved the distance when they heard my voice saying
there was bike jumble tomorrow Oh dear!!!!
Again got complaint of illegal trading in the car-park.
An off-beat book - Bikie by Charlie Woods. (Sadly going more off-beat)
I have come across this book in a £1 shop. Worse, it had a label 2 for £1 on it. It was alongside
several books ladling praise and worhip of a Mr L.Armstrong. He doesn't seem so popular nowadays, for some reason.
The publishers, Mainstream,
are winding up. This is a shame as they have produced some marvelous off-beat tomes covering topics that
just have no chance of making a mint.
This one is a rather patchwork story of Charlie who,
for sure, wanted to become a Bradley Wiggins. Despite failing in this respect, his unallayed enthusiasm
has never been quenched and his story of the "rough road" is passionately and touchingly expressed.
All readers of this, I am sure,
will be a "Charlie" at heart - a real cyclist. I recommend trying to get hold of it.
It has an all-yellow cover (the jersey colour we would all have liked to wear). I don't like advertising
but I got mine at Poundland. Don't let the side down by paying £6 to a firm who pay no taxes.
The following is a passage about bike jumbles (c 2000)
Because we are still equipment fetishists at heart, another prized sortie is to cycling
jumble sales. We go out early of a Saturday morning to join the queue at Giggs Hill
Green Community Centre - next to where the Milk Race used to start- in early January for
the first event of the new year. They are curious affairs, these one-day sales, almost
entirely a vet's preserve, both buyers and sellers being of a certain age. The whole
promotion has the effect of reversing one's youthful experience of bike shops. At jumbles
the customers are in the majority; we descend mob-handed on these makeshift malls and the
sales assistants are welcoming and eager to please. They have laid out the fruits of
their labours, they want you to fondle admire as much as to buy. It's all their
own work, they are artists of the found object and its arrangement in the same way
more conventional practitioner might hang his pictures in gallery. They are well
disposed to confer with a knowledgeable and appreciative public - qualities which
have difficulty in surviving the first ten minutes. For our part, once the doors are opened
and we get a whiff of that intoxicating bouquet of grease, oil, old leather and rubber,
sweaty knitwear and yellowing paper plus the redolent undertones of various metals,
our nostrils flare and we are seized by a bargain hunter's frenzy. The stallholders
must look on in dismay as this jostling horde mills around with downcast gaze, poking
and rummaging, weighing and measuring until something else catches their eye and they
After that first mad hour, the furore settles; the bargains have been snapped up and tea
taken, perhaps with a slice of homemade cake. Old friends are greeted and chance
acquaintanceships struck up; intention has loosed its grip and in that relaxation
the senses are more alert. It is then that the real work of the morning may commence,
the more measured second circuit when we can allow ourselves to browse at leisure;
we are looking for something but we don't know what. We are still under the impression
that the search is for some vital accessory, but what really draws us back is the call
of memory. These jumbles are also archivists' conventions; a whole seam of history
is collected together piecemeal in the form of artefacts, a vast memory bank is laid
out to tease individual recall.
The real thrill of the morning is when your eye falls upon some obscure glint of
recognition, some shine, even some blank opacity which leads awareness towards one of
those dark vaults of forgetfulness that then opens in a flash and a fragment of your
past is delivered up whole and vivid. Beneath the roof of the community centre we all
become Proustians in search of lost time, and those shoe-boxes of pitted chrome and
dulled alloy, those moth-eaten jerseys and faded start-sheets are our madeleines.
Then of course, there is the sideshow of characters: the old boy with the handlebar
moustache who is a dead ringer for Maurice Garin, the first Tour winner; the chap in
a Norfolk jacket and knickerbockers who might have just alighted from
an Old Ordinary; the Frank Patterson look-alike in baggy plus-fours smoking a
straight-stemmed pipe and the senior citizens in washed-out trade gear from the Hinault
era, bent by years of crouching on the drops, whose faces beneath their pixie caps have
been lined by countless headwinds - they form a huddle like garden gnomes in a lawnmower
commercial. Here and there some pukka racing man hobbles by in his clog-soled silver
dreamboats. Everywhere the near-decrepit jostle with the suavest of smart casuals,
evidence that the bike appeals to all manner and conditions of men. And women. They are
there too, but mainly in a subsidiary role, as back-up to their husbands and minders
for the kids - whole families have turned out. But this is predominantly a bloke's affair,
although overall it presents a vision like one of those old masters depicting a teeming
medieval fair. The ruck, the turmoil, the things you missed and should have bought, the
impulse buys that you now regret, the whole head-swimming whirl - when it all becomes
too much you totter doorwards to emerge dazed and confused into the grey midday.
And there, parked against an outside wall is an old, resprayed H.E. Green with original
transfers giving the address in Dawes Road. Chris takes down the number with a view to
seeing what has replaced that ancient landmark cycle shop - his office is nearby.
Further examination reveals brazed-on cantilever brakes - surely a rarity when it was
built - with an unbored fork crown to confirm the intent. What is that down by the front
drop-out? An even more whimsical touch - a tiny, belt driven cyclometer! Our cup
runneth over. Eventually we reel away to the car, giddy with a kind of drunkenness.
The jumble leads on to my own small promotion - what else but a filmshow?
I had worked the queue beforehand to distribute flyers and once inside flypost where
From "Bikie" by Charlie Woods ; Published by Mainstream Sports Publishers 2001 : ISBN 978-1-84018-657-4
News [ Posted 6th April ]
LATE NEWS There
is was a bike jumble at Hay-on-Wye Castle next Sunday (14th). This is was
part of the inaugural
HAY BIKE FEST. Go along?? View the Website
Details of the event are in this website's Calendar. Addendum [29th April] Did anyone go? I'd be interesed
to have a short report of it
News [ Posted 1st April ]
I have just returned from Bakkov Beyonde in central Siberia where I am afraid to report an equal-record
breaking low turn out for my annual jumble. The attendance was actually 2. One was me and the other was
a camel-herder who came to find out what was going on. I told him, but he didn't seem to understand. I had thought
that getting there via there via the Trans-Siberian Express would prevent jumblers from having to use their cars and
white Comma vans. I think I'll have to change my strategy, even though nobody tells me when I have bad ideas. The Vodka
was good though and the Doctor tells me I should get restored liver function soon - I just need to keep
flushing my system with Coors Lager. I might go "cold Turkey".
Whilst in Siberia (Ok. The new Wetherspoons in Bingham, Notts on a cold day) I was reading the text under a picture
of Lord Carnavon, a great pioneering car enthusiast and lothario.
"The Lord was roaring past pedestrians and cyclists at terrifying speeds of up to 20 mph". Only a little has changed.
Having courted death by auto-crash or at the hands of lover's husbands, he died of a mosquito bite. To wonder about a moral is
not very apt - he seems not to have had any.
Whilst on a long bus journey last week I decided to try out my new toy all-singing all-dancing device including a satnav. After
turning on, choosing the cyclist option and then going for show map. Sure enough it sprung
to life. A
voice belted out from
the speakers in an agitated foreign tongue. I needed the volume option but discovered the Voice option.
I thus discovered that I had been hearing the default voice, of
Nikos the Greek. (they know about defaulting). I hastily selected Thomas the Englishman and
returned to the map. T. blurted "Going too fast", "breaking the
speed limit", " Who do you think you are, Mark Cavedish". OK I made the last one up. I found, to my fellow passenger's
relief, that you just held down the power button to disable it. "Thomas" did sound horribly like Michael Gove and
we were at the time passing through Tibshelf, a former mining village.
I didn't feel too much guilt after years of learning about other peoples sex life via their mobile conversations.
At £28 it is a good buy, providing minutes of endless fun. It even plays a mean game of
Chinese chequers, even though it does have a considerable advantage.
NB this is true and not connected with April 1st, honest.
New event - very soon
There is an event in the centre of Manchester on the 20th April. It is being run by Paul, who has been
running the Manchester Velodrome events recently. See Calendar page for further details.
News from deepest Wales.
The wonderful National Cycle Museum in Llandrinod Wells has had a radical re-organsition.
More later, but meanwhile have a look at the .
PS they do sell some quite rare parts and the money will go into the cause.
It is run by volunteers and is a charity. For years the whole collection could never find a permanent home.
I remember seing bits
of it in London, Dover and Lincoln. Visit recommended and you'll find yourself in a beautiful, quiet part of the world
2013 proceeding - day by day
[Posted March 15th]
- I have nearly completed a new website called Cycle Threads. It is designed to be a good
evenings read. Most is written by me but I would like it to be otherwise. It will have a blog / forum.
So, if you have any tales to
tell, probably of the funny, ironic or satirical nature, I'll be pleased to put them up. Cartoons and novel
- Meanwhile here is an interesting read comparing cycling in 1948 and 2012 (Olympicly connected)
brilliant website produced by Jack Thurston
- New charity event in the Manchester area on May 11th - see Calendar.
- Doug Pilkington is holding another Warehouse sale on the 23rd of thi s month - great for scavengers!
[ Addendem 29th April]: it was snowed off!!! See Calendar for June replacement.
- A recent trawl of the internet I noted that Brookes Proofhide prices have escalated.
It is a fact that you can get Harrods exclusive Frescobaldi Goose Paté for less. However I'm not sure the latter
would be a useful substitute or would be entirely satisfactory. After
a few days you might attract chasing canines as well as clearing your favourite cycling cafe.
[Posted March 1st]
An event has just occured at Ferryhill in County Durham which makes it the furthest north event since the demise
of an event in Elgin. I wonder how it went.
Jumble at Long Eaton went well, I haven't heard much else on events past - I always appreciate hearing!
New event - just happened, and to be repeated in June.
The Dronfield / South Yorkshire debut event on the 6th January went very well. Organiser Barry had
a few difficulties, noteably with loosing his original venue the having to change days. It was a damp foggy
day and I am sure many decided to jumble rather than ride. There will be another event at this venue on the 23rd
of June. Details soon. Photos
below are from the event.
Left - the hall, new and large <> Right - One seller was well connected!
New event - forthcoming.
Like cycling itself, cycle jumbles are getting popular. The latest new event is at Cobham, Nr. Gravesend, Kent. The
area was often visited by a Mr.C.Dickens. I'm sure his pub-crawls would have been made easier by using a bike though ,
"liked a few" so riding on the A2 might have shortened his writing career.
It's rather a case of him being ahead of his time. The event is on the 10th February - details in the calendar.
Newly discovered pre-historic biped
It is quite amazing that after so many
thousands of years a new pre-historic creature is dug up. In this case the
creature was discovered in two places at nearly the same time in 2010- St Mary's at Muswell Hill and St.Mary's at Sheffield.
no doubt the vicars at each place would have liked it to be called St.Marysdactyl. However it is to be known as
the Hudsonisaurus. To the right is an "artists" impression. If you look closely you will see that it has two heads.
It is said that two heads are better than one. The creature does seem to be delivering a somewhat
dubious gesture with its two digits.
Brilliant winter listening
I thought I'd share with you the availability of a high
quality radio program called "the Bike Show". It's not on Radio 5 live (which has a highly disappointing monthly cycling
program) but Radio Resonance 104.4 FM. It is on FM in the London area but you can listen, and catch up, over the internet.
The content is quite excellent history of Raleigh in two parts, David Hockney, extreme tourists, cycle politics and
about cycle jumbles (with my slight input)
and many more subjects. All episodes are available. The program has a London bias but it isn't particulary regional.
It is the brainchild of Jack Thurston who has great curiousity and an enviably good interviewing technique.
Click on the radio - (linked in new window)
And some reading
During the boring time over the winter (when you and your bikes are locked up) might
I suggest some reading??? It is here on this website.
I have just put, more or less, the final touches to a 7 year campaign unearthing the story of Walter Greaves.
It is no mundane tale. Walter lost an arm as a 14 year old and yet rode over 45000 miles in 1936 to break the world endurance
cycle record. He helped start the BLRC, organise the Tour of Britain, took part in it, was a vegetarian, stroppy and an
extreme socialist, frame-builder, busker, storyteller, friend of a controversial DJ ....... Sod it. I'm giving the game away!
Below is me posing with a bike whose King of the Mountains frame was made by Walter Greaves in about 1948.
For some time I have run a "can you tell what is yet?" featuring unusual bike parts. It has not been a homage to
Rolf Harris - nor to Reg Harris either.
I have had about 8 solutions for the one shown below, left.
I have acknowledged all succesful entries but have not put their names here as "winners". So sorry
about that but thanks for your responses.
The bits, either steel or alluminum, were used to
carry one or two wheels nutted to the front wheel. The purpose was to carry racing wheels for use in road
race or time trial. Of course it harks back to the time when the motor car was not owned, affordable or wanted
by many cyclists. The picture on the below right shows the devices in action.
Recent events - [November 4th 2012]
BSA plastic pump gone on Ebuyextortionately for £133.32. Postage of £5
What do they say about fools and their money?
The Sheffield event on the 3rd November went very well with a healthy increase in visitors. The cycling
folk of Sheffield have been quite reluctant comers. Since it is held in a church it is possible to have
a quick pray and an odd cog, all in one visit.
At about midday the muttering, fat-chewing and chattering of
the latter part of the event was
broken by someone
who must have been a town cryer in a previous life. "Everything I've got left is a pound!" he announced.
I didn't hear the "oh, Yeh"
Paul (shown left) was there like a
long dog. He is shown with the prizes of his sprint. His speed and awareness of youth is, in effect cheating.
He needs to be cautioned.
Interesting quote from 1995 Guinness "Cycling - facts+feats" about Lance Armstrong who was under-achieving at that time.
"With youth on his side, he still has time to reassert himself as a winner"
Seems to have felt that he needed more than youth on his side. "Reassert" has a strange conoctations.
My Jumble at Radcliffe on Trent, Nottinghamshire went OK as you can
tell from the cheerful expressions in the photos below.
P.S It really was OK and (I'm told) enjoyed. It took many phone-calls, and a technical break-in to obtain the hall keys
I was relieved when it was all over!!!
October news and views
I am very interested in and supportive of Jolerider. They combine activities including sending bikes to Africa
where they create real life-changing benefits. They hold bike jumbles on the 2nd Saturday of each month. The
next one is on the 10th November. They are planning a change of venue (from a villege called Seagry.
They operate in the Bristol-ish area and I hope to publish an article about them soon.
I am fairly sure that a few people visit this website and would welcome some help with
technical matters. It would be like gardeners question time without the plants. In this case it
would be more black fingers rather than green ones. With this in mind I will kick off with a
problem of mine. Perhaps readers
may then have some suggestions. Please look below at my 38 tooth chain-ring.
Since you will likely be wondering what the trouble is I will tell you. The chain jumps
now and again. When I went up Alpe D'Huez a few years back it didn't jump once. Ah, lubrication I hear you say.
But no. You can see it has lots, in fact great lumps of it. I have heard of changing the chainring round. Don't get that, I'm afraid.
Anyhow if anyone has any advice (perhaps laced with humour) I would welcome it.
Late September notes and queries
IMPORTANT - Change of date for Herne Hill Jumble
I have been advised that the jumble listed for 6th October has been moved to the next day.
There is a race meeting on that day and so will make for entertaiment as well as getting that
vital oddment. If you know of anyone who might not have heard, please let them know of the change.
Cycling Promotions - no more
Cycling Promotions were a smallish company who held "cycle fairs" in halls and gymnasiums selling
"bargain" cycling gear. They last appeared at the York CTC rally. On the whole the sales were quite good and you
could examine the goods before buying. I feared some of their lights were of the "seconds" type - in which
case the "seconds" aspect could mean likely failure. Also they sold Vittoria tyres which seem to be made for a wheel of a
different size - they needed a crowbar to fit. Other tyres were a bit variable and often strange colours.
Their trading method was problematical regarding returning defective goods which, after all, is legally
required. They employed young temporary staff at their sales who could seldom give you any technical advice.
The current status of the firm is "liquidation". They have £35,189 in the bank and many debtors
(probably those young helpers) and it seems,
quite a bit of stock. I am no financial wizard, but it doesn't look too good to me.
However, they were fairly OK and their demise (at a time of a cycling boom) is a loss to some. In respect of Bike
Jumbles the news will be celebrated by jumble organsisers.
Swinderby, Lincs jumble pictures
The second Swinderby event was excellent and was very well attended, as can be seen
This display wins the "best in show" award. The award is even more deserved in that it was planned straight
after a holiday return and without sleep. Note features like a cog tree and handlebar rack. It probably seemed a shame
to sell anything in case it spoilt the display.
I don't think this message has the endorsement of his wife!
This impressive boast has even less credance when you look closely and see CRANKY above the "old guys rule".
Wanted - Curly Hetchins
A very nice and helpful friend of mine needs a Curly Hetchins to make his life complete. Appearance not important as long as the curls
in right place. 22" - 22.5" would suit best. Any offers initially to me, please.
More BBC punditry gone wrong (again)
BBC made massive investment in deigning to show the World Cycling Road race (highlights) when
there was no dominos or darts to show. Poor Dave Millar,
being Hugh Porter's deputy dog,
said that Philippe Gilbert had lost his early season form so was given no chance. How wrong. His seasons form has got better
after a poor start. He has won a stage in each of the 3 major tours and has won many a Classic.
It must have been luck or the BBC "reverse curse" - he won the "Worlds" comfortably. Where was David Millar all season?
Cycling near number 10 - a guide
Passing through Plebgate -
kindly acknowledge the security police
Here is another arresting way of greeting the constabulary outside number 10.|
[Possibly ill-advised Brooks advert of the 90's]
News of yet another new jumble venue
There is no doubt about the fact of an expanded interest in cycling. For some (with loadsamoney) their
preferred bike is a carbon fibre jobbie carefully made and logoed to order in the far east. It doesn't make
like Bradley Wiggins, but still. There is also a very tangible increase in older machines. In some cases this
with the Fixie revolution where "steels" seem de riguer. There is also a continuous expansion of jumbles -
I estimate that 10 or so have appeared in the last 18 months.
The newest venue is in Tewin which is close to Welwyn Garden City and Hertford. Just in case of possible
confusion this is quite different to the intipodean desert island called Tuin. The latter was noteable for
being featured in the film "Castaway", as well as a naked Amanda Donahoe. Less edifying was the late Oliver Read in the
The Tewin Event is to be organised by the Veterans Cycling Club who seem determined to make it a regular event.
Whilst a little "out in the sticks" it is readily accesible from London and the A1 and, of course, by bike. It fills
in a bit of a gap in the bike jumbles map. It is on Sunday 18th November
There is also new jumble in East Yorkshire on the 4th of November. It is at a village called Newport. See calendar for further details.
Website - minor fame at last
Recently this website has had a bit of "good press". It's nice to know it is being read!
- A few quotes last year in the London Cyclist.
- Quotes in and background for a CTC magazine article by Jack Thurston.
- Mentioned in Times Leisure Supplement (aimed at those who have "discovered" the bicycle).
- BBC researcher Amanda Kennett" I was browsing for information on the 1948 Olympics cycling and your website was the best source".
(so thanks to Wally Happy for providing quite a bit of it).
To read the 1948 Olympic articles click here But do come back here
The two Mark Hudson Event Organisers "together" -
Mark Hudson (London version). Mark Hudson (Sheffield version)
The first looks like he went to the Olympics, but on the wrong day.
The other looks like he went on the right day, left his ticket in Sheffield and they wouldn't let him in.
combatants revealed at last
Any reader's captions welcomed!
MH (Cockney) says "I am the real Mark Hudson, all the others are imposters"
MH (flat cap and ferret) has replied by despoiling the photos (see below).
Its is getting so bad that I might have to invite both to "discussion" in a neutral venue (Watford Gap services comes to mind)
News of new jumble venue
[too late for August event]
Alexander Brown @ jole rider
Hello to all you mybikejumblers!
You will be please to know that our next feast of cycling bargains will be available to gorge yourselves on Saturday (14th September). Our fresh location is at Seagry village hall, Put into Google Maps postcode for a map, or save the pdf attached for a more in depth set of directions.
Postcode is sn15 5hd - use this to get a map.
Click here to get all Jolerider events 2012 and how to get to the new venue.
The villagers have kindly allowed us into their lovely village so we hope that you will all come out to spend your cash with us in this beautiful new location.
We will have the usual selection of quality clothes, parts and preloved bicycles on sale with mind boggling prices, plus this month sees the return of our much loved 'Brake Pad' café stop! We will have ,freshly cooked for your delectation, local pork and leek sausages served hot in freshly baked bread rolls. Yum! Plus hot and cold drinks to keep you hydrated as you sift through our bargain boxes.
We will be open from 10am until 1pm.
The entry is still only a £1 donation which includes free entry into our Badgeabike raffle.
Looking forward to seeing you all.
SC note. They raise money to send bikes to Africa - a noble cause.
"Wiggo" Muttonchops ® products - exclusive to this website
P.S Due to Mr Wiggins having removed his copyright sideburns without authority, our lawyers are in "discussion".
Wiggins yes : Wiggle No
I had a browse recently amongst a few on-line bicycle retailers. Halfords have a store-collect service. I
assume they hope people don't use since the staff have to use the computer, confirm your ID, dive into a
stockroom, taking minutes, and then do loads of paperwork. And they are usually running the store on their own.
They no longer seem less connected with Boardman Bikes.
Evans Cycles, formerly in the more romantic guise of the
excellent F.W.Evans shop in south London, are
now part of a venture capitalist group consisting of franchised stores. I went to order something on-line
and use their store-collect scheme. I couldn't do this without giving them details such as postal address and phone number.
I didn't want to do this and the Data Protection Act is quite clear about only holding necessary details.
Wiggle was my next port of call. As a result of my
browsing I have suffered the most extreme invasive pop-up campaign imaginable. It is not even context driven and
works like a revolting virus.
Getting rid of cookies doesn't relieve the situation. If I was to Google "Nottingham ladies of the night" I do
an eyeful of
orangy Wiggle banners! This ensures that I will never buy anything from them. Personally, I think the Cycle
Jumble bug is a much better one to catch than orange Wiggle swamp fever.
Olympics 1st day - Road Race Hell for BBC [posted 28th July 2012]
When I started this website it was never for venting the spleen. That is what Twitter is for. L.O.L.
However I have some thoughts on the Olympic road race to share with you.
First, the riders. Calamitous. Wiggins spared nothing but he didn't have the "extra legs" to go faster than the
breakaway group. Understandable. Froome may have "died" for the same reason, but contributed little. Miller didn't do his share.
Stannard was immense but only maintained the gap. Cav was like the bride left at the alter, but why didn't he just go for it
on his own when he realised the (team) game was up?? His situation was only like Boonen's had been in several
classics this year. He won them all. Lack of radio has been mentioned but what about the good old chalk-board and the
loud bellowing voice on each
lap of Box Hill?
Anyhow, it was a very bad day at the office. My main belly-ache is regarding the BBC "coverage". I didn't
(luckily) witness the 1000 men and their boats / Centenary / Jubilee celebration thingy ("good excuse for a day off work and to throw
the economy off its path").
Surely that couldn't have
been as bad as the Olympic Road Races, BBC Sports style?? At least with the former they were dealing
with the unknown. So, to present it they chose some second division comedians and Big Brother(TM) "celebs" who are
at making prats of
themselves. So for the Olympic Road Race BBC chose Hugh Porter and
Chris Boardman. Old (and safe?) hands, with great careers as cyclists, mostly on the track. Been there, done it. Sound!?
Cycle races were started for the media (Tour de France, Giro etc.) and so they felt
they had to do a good job covering it. One can still drool at quite stunning, pallid, monochrome photos of suffering cyclists of the 20's
which leave you in awe. The BBC camera-work of this race has to have "ful" attached to the awe. As the motor-bike
zoomed on at race pace it did give a great impression of speed, but then it zoomed faster still. The resultant back-wards view
needed a zoom lens to even see a cyclist. The helecopter must have cost £10000 per minute as there were very few shots,
mosty very poor too.
None of them were of Box Hill - is it sacred ground or were the National Trust charging for the airspace
like it had with the parking, camping and road-side watching? Or possibly, the helecopter men were possible
worried about being fired on by missiles from the
roofs of Tower Hamlets, London flats.
However, my main grumble was the "commentators". Hugh Porter and Chris Boardman have been known for slightly
formulaic coverage of track racing,
50 years between them. Eurosport has the excellent Harmon and whimsical Kelly. ITV4 uses "fine old-rugs" Liggett and Sherwin - they make slips
but their enthusiasm is unbounding. It is no wonder that bland
HP and CB have not attracted those brilliant
broadcasters of (mostly road) cycling. Followers of Cricket will know that the TMS team often cannot really
see the action well from their box. They have the aid of monitors showing "enemy" Sky TV and wise "spotters"
such as Vic Marks and Malcolm Ashton who either correct commentator errors ( especially after "a good lunch") or scribble
down crib notes. Or poke fun.
Back to the Olympic cycling. Firstly Hughchris were witless regarding tactics and insight. The slightly fluctuating one
minute-ish gap caused Boardman to swing like a hanging man from "do-able" to "impossible", and back, until it seemingly became the latter
was not discussed anymore. But then we didn't know what the gap was. Here's an idea, Chris. Spot the lead-group passing
a landmark. Note down the time. Hope the random visuals show the peleton passing the same landmark. Note down
the time. You could
probably guess the rest. But you must have a watch. And an idea.
Even if they only had what we were seeing,
they were truly appalling
riders. On a few odd occasions they were bold enough to speculate that the man leading out the peloton
was Wiggins, just ahead of the
Sky English British GB Team GB train.
Just like he has for the last three weeks. Over an aerial shot showing a rider leading
the train bearing Millar's number, Porter opined it was "Stannard again". (I did hunt the internet for the list of riders / numbers / countries / colours.
Did the commentators do this? The BBC web-site was quite helpful).
25 riders escaped in small groups within the last hour. In their ignorance regarding identities they surmised that they were
no threat as they were presumed playful minnows, would inevitably implode and in any case there weren't any
sprinters to threaten Cavendish in their midst. But you could sense some hedge-betting in that they stopped
Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dee were still trying to work out who was in the breakaway group as they
approached Harrods. Dramatically Vinokourov and Urán Urán sprang, as if lured by
an Mr. Al Fayed chequebook (or brown-paper bag). I can only imagine a
muffled "who the bloody hell are they" discussion; but the microphone and the viewers had 12 seconds of
silence. Now in any other circumstances that would have been appreciated!
Here's some help, chaps. Vinokourov has been famous for 15 years, made even more well known because of the horrific crashes and a drugs
ban which have scarred him. He has rodent-like features, a jaunty riding style and often sits on the nose of his saddle. He is hyperactive
and has an addictive tendency to take off (Armstrong hated this about him). Of even more
help to the hapless two is that Kazakhstan's
colours are those of the Astana bike team (Astana being the state broadcasters) and unmistakably the same
ice / light blue. "Vino" has appeared solely in this livery for ten years!
Kazakhstan had only one other rider, Bazayev,
and he has
never displayed the class nor inclination to spring a break, let alone be anywhere near one when it happened. He was once
mentioned in the 2012 Tour de France - that was when he "went off the back" on the first mountain. And he has a beard
and swarthy Asiatic features. And he wasn't in the breakaway group.
Vino's breakaway partner was Columbia's
Rigberto Urán Urán (who must have changed his name by
deed-pole to dissasocieate himself from the English ex-boy crooners). He has appeared lots for Sky
during the last year. Ironic, eh? Were the viewers told that? Did they even know he rode for Sky? He's done a few breaks
like he did today - this may have branded him as being undiciplined. He also mucked them up. Like he did today by turning round.
He did "show" quite well all season - but not to those on the golf course. He seems to have gone down the Sky rankings a little
but might have been a good ally if Cavendish had been near and needy. Stranger things have happened in the maelstrom of
national / pro-team allegences.
His 2nd placing would not have earned any congratulations from his frustrated Sky team mates and his employers.
However he did offer
a help to those
wishing to identify him. He was the only Columbian rider and so proud of the fact that he mounted his number higher
than he should have, so as to display the word COLUMBIA in huge letters. The word Columbia appeared 3 times more on
his shirt and thrice more on his shorts, surely exceeding his Olympic logo quota? The remainder of his shirt was the
Columbian flag which a clued-up researcher
By the way, I quite fancy him for 2nd in the Vuelta - I said it here 7th August. I hope that he appreciates his
surnames being spelt correctly with an acute´ over the a. Most newspapers and websites missed them off.
My night-school Spanish course was some use after all.
At the finish it emerged that at least 4 top sprinters were in the breakaway. The rest were all the expected
suspects. They had escaped in almost Noah-style. It seems unbelievable that they weren't identified by HP and CB, just
as much as it was unbeliable that Sky should allow so many brilliant habitual escapees to go.
"Poor" Hugh announced a "sprint for 4th place featuring Cavendish". Nearly 30 riders had already been through by then.
He later apologised twice by saying "we were wrong about 4th place statement", thus implicating Boardman. Was
that a sound of strangulation I heard as
the audio was plucked from the audio-visual?
What followed was a noiseless, rather frenetic and
unavailing chase by reporters, trying
to pin down
unwilling British cyclists for an interview. There were slight rustling noises. The Team GB proved more reactive
then than any time
during the race. Were the BBC worried about any post-threshold-type language being heard?
Darts, World Strongman and snooker "expert" Jill Douglas
was seen (but not heard) interviewing Vino. But silence can be golden, and would have been earlier.
There is only one conclusion for the Sky falling in. The Team GB management gathered their strategic data from watching
the BBC coverage and based their tactics on that.
That's it at the end of the day .....(last sentence only © H.Porter and
- "I-Spy book of flags". Check out the difference between the North and South Korea while you are
- "Olympic book of TV management"
- Chapter three, "How to change channels on the tele"
- Chapter five, chapter by Mr.R.Murdoch "How to avoid BBC "
- Chapter seven, "All you wanted to know about the red button but were afraid to ask"
- Chapter ten, "Getting out of your armchair"
eleven, "Now to turn the set off and drown your sorrows"
Road Race Hell - what went wrong? Q and A
[posted 29th July 2012]
Interview with a Sky / Team GB spokesman (He said he was. He had the teeshirt)
Q1 : Was it a good idea to use plan A - codenamed "lay doggo" - with only 5 riders?
A1 : No - but hindsight is a wonderful thing
Q2 : Was it a good idea to tell the world your plan A
A2 : Probably not - but that's the internet for you. Facebook might have been unwise (only 151 hits) -
#ourolympicroadracemasterplanA Twitter account is now deleted.
Q3 : What happened to Plan B?
A3 : It's not a winning strategy to have a plan B. This infers that Plan A isn't viable.
Q4 : How is Cav?
A4 : He's quite philosphical. He enjoyed ticking off Londons' landmarks and seeing the North
Downs in all its splendour. As he says "there is always 2016". He got a bit of a buzz sprinting
pfor 26th place. It was a bit of a pity that he didn't win that, but he wouldn't mind giving Boonen and Greiple
a bit of reflected glory.
A5 : Is there any consolation?
A5 : We performed better than the BBC TV team.
Olympics 2nd day - Womens Road Race
The only "uninterupted" coverage of the Womens Road Race was on BBC 3 then BBC3 (red button) then BBC1.
With no substitions allowed the Porter / Boardman team were fielded again. (Why no woman? It could have been
someone on the "inside"). The PB team had hatched "new" tactics.
They cut out the "what's happening" intermitent reflective silences and restored their time-worn two-up
verbal assault mode. They showed
less fear of "getting it wrong" by, well, just getting it wrong. Boardman was clearly felt let down yesterday by
"the technology". "Things went wrong yesterday" he blogged. That was a massive understatement.
Much of the travesty was down to lack of spoon-fed data, naff camera-pointing and their own eyesight, lack of research and
their remove from the cutting edge of road racing. Boardman was seeking to get his own
back on "the technology" and revelled in telling the audience that he
was ignoring the GPS-driven time-splits. His own favoured method? Using his watch! Had he read my website overnight?
Yesterday the time-splits were rarely displayed, which was hopeless. Today it was put up each minute but
each time it
appeared CB unerringly broke off from his stream of
un-conciousness to warn the veiwer off taking notice of the on-screen timings. He suggested that there would
be errors due to "curved roads" - thus exposing a complete lack of understanding of how GPS works.
From the admittedly unfraught comfort of my
I checked the timings and they were accurate. Most of the viewers were probably thinking that they couldn't recall
driving into a field
rather than a motorway turnoff due
to "GPS error". If your GPS device is "seen" by 12 satellites your position is fixed within 1 metre! Each rider had
a GPS transmitter. I believe the satellites remained in place and were not "taken out" by the Tower Hamlets missiles.
[posted 29th July 2012]
HP went his
own sweet way, running a trundling commentary from his monitor screen. It was as if the mystery of people
riding machines which
have been around for 140 years needed non-stop explanation. We could see what was happening, Hugh. We could also see
what you had failed to see.
Often, however he was let down by events not
obligingly happening as was reporting they had done, or would do. An example was "the Russian (difficult name,
don't go there) isn't coming through" as
she was doing so. When he got into predictive mode you knew what wasn't going to happen. With fewer
riders (66 starters 40 finishers) you would have expected better rider identifying. Er, no, Not really. They got quite good at recognising Dutch riders,
but not one in particular, and were quite good with the one black
Brazilian rider. The latter had embarked upon the first lone break. We learned her name only as she was caught some minutes later.
Emma Pooley embarked upon two breakaway attempts despite actually being
at the back of the feild wearing a different number (helpfully British riders were 1 to 5).
A breakaway of four broke the deadlock and you could sense that the duo were relaxing. Their crystal ball was given
a rest. As they drew breath for the first time in 3 hours the camera panned back onto the breakaway.
You could see that there
were only three of them. Longest silence of the day. Then they noticed! With a little further delay they
ascertained who was missing. It only took about 15 seconds.
Latterly Porter coined the memorable expression "encrusted with action". Shortly after, he vied with Boardman in the
speculation that the flam rouge was just round the corner. Pity it was still more than a mile away.
Soon it was over. Lizzie was quite probably the best rider but the sprint is all - and Vos is a deadly finisher. Vos initiated the break,
Lizzie was great in spotting it. Incidentally I wasn't impressed by the road surface nor the protection of bollards.
Overall, the camera work was much improved. We even saw a map of the course. You couldn't see any detail.
It wasn't interactive but you can't expect everything.
It was all over bar the shouting! Alas there was no
shouting - in fact, no noise at all. Porter and Boardman were just turned off like two dripping taps.
I am sure that they were still
rabbiting on. Initial relief gave way to disquiet - and then just quiet. We saw great rapport
between the riders (except towards the Brazilian). Riders, coaches, journalists and
relatives shared with the viewer the spontaneous joy and celebration of what would probably be the best moment of their lives.
Interviews were shown but be only appreciated by lip-readers. Poor old Jill Douglas managed to "capture" Vos
and Armitstead to
add to her tally of inaudible interviews from the day before. After 10 horse-whispering minutes the farce ended - not an
apology was forthcoming. Didn't anyone know about it?
Mr Porter and Mr Boardman might have do do a bit of research this time.
Their road race commentary was like their own road careers, a great struggle.
Time trials are on Wednesday 1st August. Unless
they opt for a monastic vow of silence, we might want to know a little about the riders. Today we learned little more
about Lizzie than that she was from Otley (many times), that she had done quite well on the track and
she was a "late starter" in cycling.
After the Olympic dust has settled the Guardian Media Monkey awarded a gold medal, in this case for "Worst TV coverage" for
the "abysmal handling of the men's cycling road race". They cited "zero information, worthless helecopter shots and no bike visible,
commentators getting placings wrong, etc." They used a metaphor that "they went to the front early and held off al challenges".
So the Guardian did give a monkeys.
Commentators' Star ratings for road races HP CB
Time trials - less of a BBC trial
After the road racing things got easier and better for the BBC commentary duo. In the time-trials life was made much
easier by having one cyclist in each shot, and a lingering shot at that. There was evidence of some research being done and this was read out
quite well. It could be seen that Cancelara was more than 2km behind Wiggins so obviously out of the reckoning.
The announcement of the winner
was left until it was certain (as Cancelara rode in) - probably a good idea.
Commentators' Star ratings for time trials HP CB
[posted 1st Aug 2012]
BBC gets on track - nearly
[posted 3rd Aug 2012]
On the 1st of August the commentary twins were "on track", physically, if not metaphorically. Both of them have great experience of track riding, and dispensed pearls of wisdom
with repeats every 15 minutes for the benefit of "new" viewers or those returning from Mars. Their patter format was generally as follows.
Porter would pluck
something out of his extensive memory bank. Boardman would consider what had been said and then either add some flesh if he agreed, edit
what had been said if it was slightly wrong. If was utterly wrong he would either hold his tongue or change
On Wednesday after the cycling was over, the BBC did its "turn off the sound" trick once more whilst the camera panned
around the arena picking out retreating spectators, warm-downs, undressing riders and soundless conversations. This now seems
to be deliberate but still is a bit bizarre.
converation was between Pat McQuaid (UCI bigwig) and Dave Brailsford. There was a little sound but it wasn't
possible to determine what they were saying. Was it about the Jess Varnish / Victoria Pendleton disqualification?
We'll never know. Pity! Where is that fly on the wall when you need it?
5 minutes of background sound was broken by Hughs' voice "Jill's got a microphone". Ah ha, I thought, at last we
might hear those dulcet Scottish tones.
The absolute nadir of the subsequent 5 minutes of silent broadcasting was the sight of Jill Douglas
interviewing Jason Kenny, in miming mode.
When it is all over will we get a program called, perhaps, "Jill D - the missing interviews"?
If so will it feature sound? Poor Jill!
When we wanted silence we didn't get it, and visa-versa.
Commentators' Star ratings for track races HP CB
Jill Dougles - DNS / DNF / DN get heard
BBC goes BMX
The BMX races were very interesting in a Wacky Races sort of way. Getting baulked and thrown off
seems to be quite easily done. Sliding metres on ones front on very rough concrete is almost as bad as was the
closing ceremony. Commentary was informative and well pitched, I thought. Alas the 40 seconds
or so of racing might be best served by silence. Like most people, I think a single final race
is a not certain to yeild justice in what, in part, is a lottery.
Commentators' Star ratings for BMX races - Ed Leigh and Jamie Staff
[posted 10th Aug 2012]
BBC takes to the mountains (of Essex)
If Hugh Porter had ridden in Olympic mountain bike races his bus-pass would have fallen out of his back pocket.
So the role was given to one Ed Leigh. He obviously really knew the game, didn't need notes and was very good at
balancing technical input, race progress and SILENCE. For the first hour of both days Chris Boardman "bingo'd" down a list
of technical enlightenments, even though most folk would have watched both days.
[posted 12th Aug 2012]
All pretty good stuff from a man with intimate knowledge. When any slight gap occured he suggested that
so-and-so had "gone" when mostly they were taking a "breather". Lactic levels and heart-rate are vital
parts of a very gruelling sport, no mention was made of that and how it effects pacing.
- hard-tail vs full suspension,
- 26 vs 29 inch wheel,
- how many tonnes of Derbyshire had been removed to Essex
- Advantages of an open country race
- Using canisters to blow tyres up (but they rarely work).
- The 80% rule
- Red (purple?) markers within which the riders must travel.
- Few overtaking places
- Need to drink
- Suspensions set to "hard"
- They travel up to 10 cm
- Everything is technical
I wonder when cycling will get over the novelty stage and have commentary like most other sports, where
it assumed that most of its audience know a fair bit about the sport and equipment. At worst it is like
the introduction lesson of a night-school class. As the over-worked cliche goes "it's not rocket science"
Commentators' Star ratings for Mountain bike - Ed Leigh
and Chris Boardman
My rant is over. No more Amazon Stars to be awarded for another 4 years. Hugh deserves a rest, I fear a long one. I'll tell
you the best thing about the Cycling Team GB,
they are all lovely grounded people. TheY seemed to say "unbelievable" far less. They believe and thery were "fantastic"
(that other over-used word)
How can you get a puncture on a new track?
One really odd occurance during the Sprint Qualification was the New Zealand rider Shane Archibold
getting a puncture. How could that be? I have been helped by an eagle-eyed Irish fan called Con Spiracy.
He noted that the other rider on the track was Argentinian Perez Walter Fernando. Con's attention was drawn to
a small object on the track. He took a photo of it. The blow-up, (right) reveals all. Poor Shane had become an
innocent victim of a battle over a few cod and non-existing (as it turns out) oil fields.
[posted 6th August 2012]
Mensa Flag Test
Extensive story of Walter Greaves
Leading up to the onset of the "Sizzling summer" I was very busy writing and researching the fascinating story of
the Bradford one-armed cyclist. In 1936 he rode over 45000 miles to break the world record for the most
miles cycled in a calendar year. The tale is remarkable.
[ Click here to read it ]
Tour de France reflections
I don't know about you, but I think the British dominance is getting rather unhealthy. It is sort-of British
since Cavendish is a Manxman and Froome is from Kenya. The same boundary movement afflicts coverage of Andy Murray
(though, in truth he does find himself being more a Scotsman since he cannot win a grand slam). I think
that Team Sky are being very crafty allowing hosts France to win a few unconsequential stages.
PS Whatever happened to German cyclists??
8th June News
Details of two events to fill in the void of summer if you
don't give much of a fig about the Olympics (apart from the cycling!)
Below are miniposters of them. Further details in the calendar
Olympic News : June 4th
I was darn sarth last week attending a music festival. It was within 1 mile of the Olympic Park
(though the weather was so bad you couldn't see the top of Anish Kapoor's thingy ). I had looked up on the
internet to find out how I could see or avoid the park by bike. I found the Olympic Greenway to Stratford.
Several links failed to work and all I got was a terrible map with flourescent colours. On the ground I followed
the signs from Tower Hamlets but when I got nearer the Olympic Park there was a "closed" sign, a very secure
barrier, security man and alasatian dog.
The man pointed out a plasticised document. This suggested it the greenway had been opened, but since had to
be closed. One reason
was said to it being used a tunnel where athletes get changed. Now I know preparations are advanced but it does seem a
bit early to get togged up or stripped off. The Greenway will not be open until December 3rd! I vaguely remember the proud
announcements that cyclists would have the joy of seeing the park as it developed. Not, seemingly so. When I look
the websites there is no mention of the closure nor swine-ish detour along the Lee
you have to take to get to Stratford. Meanwhile you might like to see how the park is guarded (apart from by 100 persons / 24 hours).
The fence might serve
to prevent failed athletes (bar pole-vaulters) from throwing themselves in the canal. You might admire the canal-side cycle path in my picture.
This is the part visible from inside the park. The rest is very poor quality. All to do with heritage, I suppose.
(Too) Late May News
April 1st News
I am typing this in the village hall of Bakkov Biyonde, Nr.Zizhniy Novgorodin, Siberia
After it is done the sheet of paper will go by yak to the Internetski Cafe in Volgograd and reach you
via the wonders of valve-driven technology within a few weeks. I am holding a bike jumble here but I regret to say
that despite seasonally warm temperatures of -10c, nobody has made an effort to get here. The vodka meant for
jumbler attendees is,
I'm afraid slowly sliding down my ................
- Gordon Bennett!
Ken Downing, (Thurcroft Nr Rotherham) is to move back down the road to the Gordon Bennett Hall after quite a
few years at the Welfare Hall. The GB hall is not far away and
in the direction of Worksop / road coming into Thurcroft from the south-east.
- I have nearly updated this website including a new menu item Comic Weakly. It will not have reviews with words such as
" After the **** Bike Co. allowed me to keep the reviewed Ultra-Corsa Fibrejobbi lightweight I can honestly say it is a wonderful.......". Nor will it
have "season-ticket" double-page adverts which never change to reflect true stock. Nor will it have reports of the Scrabster sea-front TT. Nor will
promote by overkill the delights of £100+ sporteeths. It might have a picture of a naked lady - all in good taste of course.
- The UK map feature should now work and has been updated with newer venues.
- The articles section now has a brilliant history of Herne Hill and the 1948 Olympics by Wally Happy (who is almost Mr Herne Hill).
It is a fact that Herne Hill is the only London 1948 Olympics finals venue still existing.
- The articles section has a few Olympics-linked articles - might get a few more. You can also
read the previously
unpublished history of my time-trial career. (With Kindle and postage-stamp versions)
- I've just read that Ripoff, or whatever the Olympic ticketing body is called, are considering charging for pedestrian
spectators to enter the Box Hill area for the road race!!! "They haven't decided yet". The indecision is almost
as bad as the idea - BUT it does
allow a good protest time. The outcome will be (I predict) backing down and Lord Seb bastion Coe being proud to deliver the "news".
Seriously, I suggest getting writing - there surely must be laws about the legitimacy of it!?
Two new stories in Articles section including superb perspective of the 1948
London Olympics by Wally Happy, with lots of great insights into that very different time.
Read this first, go back to menu and onto Articles
Event last weekend in Hackney -
sounds like they should run the Olympics
Website of organisation offering camping on Boxhill, for Olympic road race
Click here or above
March Hair News [Posted 11th March 2012]
The picture take at Recyclo bike shop, Malaga, shows that Brookes are all the rage in Spain.
The fixie revolution demands them. These could be made from Spanish bulls-bits though!?
- I have had a haircut - to look like my passport to enter Spain (to explore some flamenco) and not be mistaken
for a dancer.
One flamenco venue in Malaga was closed for the night in order
to hold an "austerity" political assembly. Sign of the times????
Below is another one, a grate picture taken in Cadiz.
If he only he had just passed water!
- If you examine the calendar you will see still more new venues. Three of the are being held soon in
Leisure Centres near Leeds, Rochdale and Liverpool. Unusually there is no charge for sellers at the moment - so as to
encourage support. The events are
being run soon,
to raise money for the
recycle4children Charity. They are all best found by postcodes / Satnavs. Contact organiser / link-man Colin on 07718782999 and find out more.
Two more events are to
follow in May in Darlington and Newcastle, this time for the Sense charity.
Ageless Lancastrian Charles Jepson is venturing cross-Penine Doncaster-way (if his passport in order) to mastermind a Classic lightweights
rally which combines with a jumble. You could arrive there, buy a bike and ride off at the sound of the Clarion call.
His event mini-poster shows a cyclist in action. Could it be him??? He must have hit a curb a bit strongly by the looks of
those forks! Anyhow I leave you with the question of the month. Are these one and the same Charles Jepson?
(if they are one and the same) How many years apart were the pictures taken? Prize will be a set of forks really ridden into a curb by my son! Entries
close on the 1st of April, prize presented at Nizyhiy Novgorod jumble.
P.S. Charles has contacted me and said that the picture is NOT him. He suggests that the depicted cyclist is a "fast man" and Charles vehemently denies
he has ever been such. Sorry for the slur, Charles. The competition above is therefor cancelled.
- Dave, my ebay-watcher has just reported a campag rear changer going for £1320. Congrats due to Mr. -***a, I hope it changes his life!!
- That's all for now - don't forget my April 1st event in Siberia. Be there, I don't expect a cold shoulder.
- News to follow of another bike festival in Nottingham in June.
Meanwhile it might be time to again reproduce a cheeky advert of the nineties. Readers might like to
email what either of them (ie persons) might be saying.
I will have to decide if they are printable!!!!
Interesting new events - [posted 29th January 2012]
Below are mentionings of the Jole Rider events near Chippenham, east of Bristol. They have just
had their second successful event. They are new this year and are having one a month.|
I am pleased to be able to tell you of an expansion (explosion almost)
of 5 more new bikejumbles in unexpected places - one in February, three in March and one in May.
All further details are on the Calendar page
The first new event is at Swinderby, Lincolnshire - famous for giant antique fairs and potato growing.
It is roughly half way between Lincoln and Newark. It is on the 26th February. (time to book now!)
Charles Jepson, the stalwart of National Clarion 1895 has moved his operations away from Whalley and
the Pendle Hills to the relative flatlands near Southport. Scarisbrook is where it is at, and the 3rd of
March is when it is at.
- The county of Leicestershire has the first jumble at the quaintly named Kirby Muxloe. Organiser Eric
"On a bike" Ludlow has sold quite a few tables and is very hopeful of having a busy day on March 21st. The event
straddles the middle of the day - this might be a good trend for those who like their beds. KM is 5 miles West of the City.
- There is another new event, in east Kent. It is as east Kent as it could be - close to the Cinque port of Walmer, and Deal.
The event is on March 31st and in the country park centre called Fowlmead (on land originally called Foulmead).
There are a few surfaced racing circuits to fully test a
bike, before buying it. Or just having a scenic spin. The whole park was once the site of spoil of Kent's last colliery,
Betteshanger. It had one
of the deepest shafts - of over 2400'. The author has a nick out of his shin-bone due to contact with a Betteshanger
miners' boot, albeit a football boot. I remember the joy of playing in the same league as Tilmanstone and
Snowdown colliery football teams also. Also we played Dover Borstal. Those northerners who think of Kent as
full of "southern softies" should have played alongside me; and might have thought otherwise! (and I am a norterner!)
- The last new event is at Anlaby, near Hull on May the 6th. Bygone Bykes of Yorkshire used to run an event near to Hull, so
this is a natural replacement.
Jole rider - Bikes for Africa
I have been contacted by David Swettenham
about a wonderful sounding organisation called Jolerider. Amongst other splendid activities, they are sending
renovated bikes to Africa. They are seeking £10 donations to cover the cost of getting them there. There are
jumbles planned for the second Saturday of every month.
They are being held in Stanton St. Quintin, Wiltshire. It is very close to J17 of the M4 and about 3 miles
north of Chippenham.
The next jumble is on Saturday 14th January 2012, and subsequesnt ones will be in the Calendar of this website. It
is held in one half of an aircraft hanger - a very novel place to hold a jumble
See the Jolerider website
Latest news - [posted 5th January 2012]
Happy new year to all readers
There was a bike jumble in north Lancashire recently, at Longridge. There is a new organsier since David
retired. Could someone tell them about this website and I that I would be happy to publicise the events\?
This website is not merely a list of bike jumbles but tries to impart views and information, and reach
the heart and soul of all cyclists. It has lacked a problems page but this, too, is about to be rectified
Dear Sir,Yours, Bob
I write to you as a very worried male cyclist.
I have great concerns about my wife's conduct. There are those muffled phone conversations, texts from NobbieX,
out for the postman. I can never remember all the vases in the house
being full, many with red roses (despite, I believe, being out of season). There has been an increasing number of
those "girls' nights out".
On one such night I decided to go and hide in the bike shed to await her return. A car appeared, driven by a man. After a couple of
minutes she stepped out of the car. I saw her adjusting her clothes, swatting her skirt with a brush and finally
applying some lipstick. She blew a kiss to the driver as he pulled away.
At that moment, in the dim light of the shed, I noticed a
hairline crack on the fork of my Mercian.
What I was wondering was whether I should get it welded, brazed or should rather get it replaced?
My name is Beryl,
My husband has been acting very strangely. He spends hours on the computer. I have found he has been using something called
titter . I know this an expression for laughter but wonder if it has a more lustful connoctation? Anyhow, that is
not what I am concerned about, since he has disappeared. He announced that he was off out to get a puncture repair outfit as I had run
into some thorns on my way to Lidl. That was six days ago.
Agnes : How are you coping on your own??
Beryl : Fine, I've fixed the puncture.
A letter from Simon Ekless who runs an autumn jumble at and for the PACE Epilepsy centre, near Aylsbury|
Hope you are well.
Just to let you know our charity cycle jumble (I believe the only one in the country that is 100% dedicated to benefitting charity) went very well.
It was our busiest yet, 65 stands, 200 paying customers through the door, 150 bacon rolls sold and a total of £1,900 raised.
That was a 10th year, and so many people have asked for a second event we are highly likely to host another event in May dtbc.
Photos from later jumbles of 2011 [posted 25th Nov]
|Hernehill track on re-opening day || Wally and Pat Happy looking ..... contented|
|Eccentrics abound at Sheffield. ||Mark Hudson (Sheffield version) on clown's bike.|
He does need to develop an inane grin.
|"I'm getting tyred of selling these"
||Buzzing Thurcroft jumble of 20th November|
A salutary true tale
||The article (left) is lifted from Private Eye and not, as you might think, from Readers Digest, |
The Serb of unpronouncible surname has, no doubt, tried to do what we all have considered doing. "Eating ones hat" is quite normal, and has
recently been practiced by Rugby Union fans who thought England were going to win the World Cup (or even play well).
Having eaten what he has done, then a bike was a natural progression. He does seem to be a hungry chap. Surely
eating a horse would be next, unless he has already been to a McDonalds.
Mr Crnogorac would be quite welcome at the average bike jumble where he
could save sellers from having to take their unsold stuff home with them.
Branko seems to have made only one mistake. The picture, which we have to take as a true record, clearly show that
he is eating not only a
pedal but the crank as well. He should have seperated the crank from the pedal!!!
It seems probable that due to a lack of lubrication of
the pedal thread before fitting, the pedal was effectively chemically welded (or "f***ing stuck as the say in the trade).
The pedal alone would have slipped
down like a Whitstable oyster down the gullet of Fred "the Shred" Goodwin. (hopefully choking the latter,
if by pedal or oyster, no matter). So, it's all down to maintenance!
NB my article has resisted pedaling tyred puns and wheely re-cycled silliness. I could have called Mr B.C. a crank!
I have just read a story "Cyclist poisoned by Whitstable oyster". I will pass this story on soon.
Year end news [posted 18th and 25th November 2011]
new Event in Essex
Robin Johnson of Brighton Mitre C.C. is organising an event on Saturday December 10th at Leaden Roding, near Chelmsford.
The takings from the event will go to the funds of S.P.O.C Supporters Club, a cycling charity. It is now confirmed
and further details are to be found on the calendar page. ( please note that the event was shown here as being on the 18th. Robin has
had a change of mind due to the proximity of Christmas )
There is another newly posted event the week before the Brighton one, on the 3rd December. It is to be held at
(see calendar page for further details)
I've had another of my dratted computer crashes, sorry I have been a bit slow in posting stuff. If anyone has
submissions to me not appearing here, please let me know. I will respond very promptly (unless my computer dies completely)
Ebay bargain (last of, on this website)
This possibly represents a quick release of some cyclists' child's piggybank.
At this price delivery involves a skewerity issue!
1935 CAMPAGNOLO / FB
AUTOMATIC QUICK RELEASE HUB WITH FIRST GENERATION CAMPAGNOLO QUICK RELEASE SKEWER
A piece of cycling History.
The Worlds first hub incorporating a quick release skewer and -
Tullio Campagnolo's first product.
The advert shown below appeared in Cycling in July 1935.
At least the postage was free!
On the Ebuygum page of this site there is a whole collection of amazingly tempting cycling accessories
for the cyclist who has everything - including a very fat fat wallet.
However this is the last I will be putting up on this site. On the whole I believe that Ebay and bike jumbles
are strange bedfellows. I champion bike jumbles. Prices are almost always less, and often drastically less,
than E**Y and the social aspect of jumbles is wonderful. More and more jumble purchases finish on ****. Though obviously it happens I don't wish to
endorse this process. So no more additions to the
Thanks to Nick Hando for spotting - and for Nick, Tom and Dave Buxton for other spottings in the past.