Session stories

Normally, there would be a number of hilarious stories about people's behaviour in studios here, but it's been a bit of a boring time recently; no drunkeness, not much debauchery, so here are a couple of jokes instead.

A young couple are discussing their forthcoming wedding plans with the local priest.

"Now then," says the vicar, "You tell me that you're living together at present. I presume
this means that you are also enjoying carnal knowledge of each other?"

"Yes, that's right," admit the couple, sheepishly.

"Well then," continues the churchman, "I'm going to have to ask that you desist from
relations for two full weeks before your wedding day, or I'm afraid that I won't be able
the perform the ceremony. Do you agree?"

"Yes," said the happy couple emphatically.

"Very well then, I'll see you two weeks from today."

Two weeks later, the youngsters are back in the vestry.

"Now then, my children. How did you get on? No slips I hope."

"Actually," faltered the young man, "We were doing really well until on the last day,
she was reaching up for some cornflakes and dropped the packet. When she bent
over to pick them up, I was overcome with lust and couldn't stop myself."

"Then I'm sorry to say that you are no longer welcome in this church."

"Oh well," said the crestfallen couple, "We expected as much – we're not welcome in Tesco anymore either!"

How do you know when there's a singer at the door?

Because they never have the right key, and they don't know when to come in.

How many Spaniards does it take to change a light bulb?

Juan!

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