Player Profiles

If you have ever wondered what kind of person becomes a Caesars player, then read on.

These will all be updated as new info becomes available, as will new players be added.

Jay has been a caesars player for many years now, coming up through the junior ranks. He's a bit short and needs a shave, but basically he is alright. He is also very popular with some of the other players girlfriends. No names.

Adam was a god send to the team. At only 4 ft 6 inches tall, and seven stone, Adam gave the rest of the team someone to take the piss out of. He started playing as offensive line, but has moved recently to FB because of his excellent blocking abilities.

Guy has been with the Caesars since day 1, both as a junior and a senior. His wondefully calm and graceful playing style at running back has fixed him as a firm favourite in the hearts of fans and players alike. Never one to question a refereeing decision, or speak negatively to the opposition, Guy leads the team by example.

Well, what can we say about this man. Like Guy he has been around since day 1 (1985). Officially listed as the clubs 7th string QB, Steve normally plays CB. Some players prefer left or right, or to cover a particular receiver, but Steve prefers to play on the home sideline side, as it cuts down the distance he has to run.

Chris 'the panda' Stensom is the clubs centre. He is fully conversed in the arts of drinking, and has learned many holding techniques from the guru of the oline Steve Brittle. Chris' hopes for the future are to start a game at quarterback.

Neil is one of the few nice guys on the team. He is so nice that when he plays on defense, he considers it bad manners to tackle the opposition ball carrier.

Adam is about 12 years old, but weighs 30 stone. He is about 9ft tall, and plays on the offensive line. Adam struggled initially as a junior training with seniors, but now he struggles as a senior playing with other seniors.

Chris is unusual in the team, as he is the only player who no one is quite sure what his last name is. It could be Nicholas, or Nichols, or Nicholson, we're not sure, but one thing is for certain, he enjoys getting dirty in training.

Steve Brittle is without a doubt the oldest of all the Caesars players. At 52 years of age, Beef (as he is known, because of his disease), perfected the technique of holding and getting caught for it. He has passed this technique on to the rest of the line. An original Hoods player, Beef can remember the war.

Adi is another one of those players who you could write for ever about. But i'm not going to. Suffice to say he has a young child.

Albert was the founder in the mid 90's of the Albert Thompson Raiders, now known as the Nottingham Caesars. Albert's religion did not allow him to use punting as a valid form of play, and so the Caesars found themselves backed up quite often. Albert is a very nice man whose brain left him in the mid 80's.

Sean is the first of the bunch who refuse to turn up until the temperature goes up a bit. We are looking forward to seeing him when the sun explodes.

Marcus Riley is officially insane. He likes to be called the cockmaster, and plays like one. He leads the defense by example, and is loved by everyone, but not all at once.

Scott (see also Madden Challenge) is another one of the calming influences on the Caesars. Along with Guy Kersey, these two form the backbone of what has always been a disciplined team. Scotts calm temprament and friendly outgoing personality help move the team in a positive direction. He even runs draws out of his own endzone.

Mark is another one of the 12 year olds on the team. He has a note from his mum to say it's alright for him to play, so that's ok. His playing career so far would have been better, had he not been hampered by playing for coach Brittle.

Zanes is unique amongst the Caesars players, as he is the only one with 2 artificial legs. He has been a Caesars player back into his junior days, but like Mark, has been spoiled by playing for Beef. (sorry)

Stan is the man. He is the Caesars.This is the man that can see pink elephants in the changing rooms before a game, and then go out and pass for 300 yds, rush for 200yds, and get 10 tackles on the first drive. Every one loves him, especially Marcus.

There are only a few things to understand about coach Boseley: 1. He doesn't like runniung backs. 2. He doesn't like receivers. 3. He doesn't like linemen. 4. He doesn't like linebackers. 5. He doesn't like defensive backs.

This is the man with the money. Our money. If he has any friends, we haven't met them yet. Only joking. Or am I?