SEPTiMUS - This is a test note, I 0wn BrendanMartin - does this work? Revvy - Damn u sept Spikeh - OMG SQS OWN Revvy - These r still lame Uni|insta - Im uber - 3Lete SEPTiMUS - You guys should really use these amazing notes you know. SEPTiMUS - Omg I 0WN SO MUCH AND SO DOES HALO!!! Retro - this note shit still working? Spikeh - Biggz is a monk3y Biggz - Spike shags logs daily Biggz - SEPTiMUS is a fudge packer Biggz - Spike chews grass Spikeh - i 0wn at disateroids! Spikeh - RAH SLAGS Fred45 - its friday night and im back from a lubley curry :) mmmm.. Fred45 - revveh i lub you and your meaty processor :) SEPTiMUS - "its all yellow and bleak" -PredatoR- Spikeh - I'm a Cable Wh0re Biggz - Biggz 0wnz =SQS= Universe - Retro is a nonce Spikeh|Coding - Deuc Ex Ownz Your ass Universe - Retro is a cool dude Universe - HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK!HONK! HONK!HONK! etc, etc... Universe - who reads theese notes? Spikeh - I hate llamams SEPTiMUS - widge!!!!!!!!!!!! Biggz - Revvy is a m0ngl0rd SEPTiMUS - irc? yep your on it mate cool, just noticed that |_o|o_| - how l33t r we? ^|x_x|^ - kewel :) Mogwai - its !notes u Mogwai ^|x_x|^ - hmmm.. i really think we should get out more :) Mogwai - i rekon we should go and jump of something |_o|o_| - nah, its thursday ffs =D Mogwai - I 0wn |_o|o_| - mogwai's should be minced and sent to ethiopia ^ - i am the hat man ^ - respect meh ^|^|^|^|^|^|^|^ - Pw33n! ^ - *parp!* |_________| - ffs stop leaving irrelevant messages this is a USEFUL service ^ - sorry SEPTiMUS - QUASIMTO JACKOISN..!!! Biggz - Spike is an ugly Quasimoto SEPTiMUS - i can smell indial curry ffs SEPTiMUS - Ozy points out the blatantly obvious - " i'm skint till I get payed next" NiNjA^LEMoN - my finger bloody hurts! NiNjA^LEMoN - ^SEPTiBOT^ smells Spikeh - When you fall in love with Quake 2, it's hard to explain to anybody, esp the girlf SEPTiMUS - CABBAGE 0WNS Biggz - * Biggz lofts the ETFCL Trophey above his head - * * * CROWD BLOAWS * * * SEPTiMUS - ROFL HARRIS NiNjA^LEMoN - wadsadwwdasdawdsadwadwdsaawdsa Uni|mailz - Spike u do not 0wn Uni|mailz - QUIT IT!!! Uni|mailz - !readnotes !deletenotes !sendnotes !i0wnnotes ret|Burnin - idontknowwhyiamdoingthisbutifyoucanbebotheredtoreadthisthenyouhavewaytoomuchtimeonyourhandswhydontyougoandlookupsomepicsofsomehorsesshaggingorsomethingyouknowyouwanttodontyouspikeblowsgoatsandsodoesseptuniisjustamonglordandrevandtheothersjustneedseriousmentalhelp NiNjA^LEMoN - i love you all men! NiNjA^LEMoN - omg!!!! there is a fuckng heuge moht in my room! NiNjA^LEMoN - big mohts scare me as well Spikeh - [11:17] OMG, im a lame ass camper and my bum hurts from last nights session Uni|mailz - Big fuckng Heuge mohts scar the lving dayligts outomeh NiNjA^LEMoN - yes my bum hurts, and thats all thanks to you spikeh! you gay bum basher!! Spikeh - OMG, im mint Revvy - Above quote from Rev NiNjA^LEMoN - thats debatable Spikeh - Hom0s ret|Burnin - why is everything not being said in notes? Spikeh - we gonna prefix !notes to everything we say ? Spikeh - eat it Uni|mailz u Dutch twat Uni|mailz - Spike whodares to readnotes SEPTiMUS - ffs, stop spamming Spikeh - SEPTiMUS 13, Spikeh 17 (DM1, his OWN MOD and his OWN Level) - 0wned Spikeh - and his excuse was: [7:38] FFS, I can't beat any fucker today, the last 2 days I've been playing SHIT, lost to EVERYONE, ffs!! SEPTiMUS - Greentroll has been banned from the notes for spamming, he will be unbanned when I see fit. NiNjA^LEMoN - *** SEPTiMUS is now known as SEPT|poo SEPTiMUS - Greg shares his love of BT "that fucking ET advert for BT... fucking bleak fucking yellow alien, tryinf to sell lag" SEPTiMUS - THE WORST <--- (yes worst) BT advert, is when that lad and gird are falling out, then at the end it always works out happily and that FUCKING THING SAYS " KEEEP TALKING" AND THEY ATRGH!! BUT IN REAL LIFE THEY WOULDN'T HAVE A CHANCE CAUSE "YOUR CONNECTION TO BT FREE HAS BEEN TERMINATED, RECONNECT?" box would pop up FFS!! SEPTiMUS - TOM ARNOLD TOM ARNOLD TOM ARNOLD SEPTiMUS - <^SQSBot^> Op meh u biatch! SEPTiMUS - Big fuckoff clemmie just twatted me foreheadz0r biatcher00nie Revvy - SEPTiMUS is a camel Revvy - SEPTiMUS is a tart SEPTiMUS - Revvy is gonna be missing several vital organs soon. :P Biggz|away - *** Retro was kicked by Retro (fuck you rev! i want my cpu! :)) Spikeh|Coding - [10:10] -^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- Retro is the 29th arsebandit to be kicked since 19th July 2000 SEPTiMUS - Hans Zimmer doesn't play Q3 LordOfTheHovels - * TheHovel slaps LordOfTheHovels around a bit then cums Biggz|away - Lew is a sick bast Revvy - Rev has ordered ADSL, prepare to be 0wned SEPTiMUS - Ozy goes a bit odd... "a 12 cgabbek XN yses 4% CPU resources.." ^SEPTiBOT^ - i will type this sentance using the wrong keys ^SEPTiBOT^ - Ozy ponders life's mysteries. "just imagine you had no arse" Spikeh|Work - rofl @ lagging bot SEPTiMUS - NOBBY BENTGIT QuAzImOtOjAcKsO - Superman saves lois from a bellend throwing arsemonster Revvy - Fuck me its up Sybaman` - WeHeheHehe I own you all!!!! WeHeheHehe!!! Platoon - aaa Spikeh - this room 0wnz j00 SEPTiMUS - so does www.clan-sqs.com Revvy - stop abusing the service SEPTiMUS - i ming Spikeh - FROFL! Spikeh - WIB-FUCKING-ELL ozzie - Ste I'm gonna come over there and eat your foot ffs! SEPTiMUS - her tits blew up Revvy - [00:42] im proud to be gay ozzeh - -^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- Papey is the 57th KEITH CHEGWIN to be kicked since 19th July 2000 SEPTiMUS - "i fuck aliens" SEPTiMUS - ^SEPTiBOT^ was kicked by Biggz (chew a BRICKiBOOTED) SEPTiMUS - * PredatoR^ farts and melts chair PredatoR^ - predator has lagged out 971 times today ozzy - everyuthjing crashjed.. i laughed and thrashed the keyboard and now everytjing has craehdd. and bluescreened.. rebootinh.. Spikeh - gimme Q ops back you jum SEPTiMUS - *** ^SEPTiBOT^ has quit IRC (Excess Flood) Revvy - [23:56] -^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- Spikeh is the 100th twat to be kicked since 19th July 2000 ^SEPTiBOT^ - "I am the evil quasimoto jackson, ruler of the jackson people. I am here to take over mandkind with my ugliness" SEPTiMUS - jockey city ^ idiot city, drongo land, welcome to jockeyshire SEPTiC - this bloke walked past with shorts on and he was totally fucjked, he had 1 arm rofl.. and a ROFL he had a red PVC handbag on... rofl.. ^SEPTiBOT^ - NEAR MY HOUSE THERE IS THIS JOCKEY CENTRE FOR OLD AGE SPACKERS.. Spikeh - [10:08] -^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- ^SEPTiBOT^ is the 104th mong to be kicked since 19th July 2000 SEPTiMUS - http://www.sfashq.com/files/wassup.mpg Bgz^food - *** ozy sets mode: -o ozy SEPTiMUS - Evil Killer 15 Inch Thicker Than Your Arm, Huge Cock! Spikeh - Ooh My Gosh!! SEPTiMUS - bellend pete.. rofl ROFLL AO SEPTiMUS - Excuse Me Lady! But You Have a Huge Thick Killer Cock Stuck In Your Ass! SEPTiMUS - HUGE BLACK COCK DESTROYS TEEN ASS SEPTiMUS - need drink SHoCKY - la la la i'm raping ^SEPTiBOT^ SHoCKY - i'm gonna sing now :Þ ozy - modem-52.algae-blennie.dialup.pol.co.uk <---- wtf ISP are you on rev? Biggz - u could not step out of ur base without getting a head shot in ur face Revvy - [20:55] me dog just add a shit on my bed Sybaman` - why is there ALWAYS carrots in your sick? even if you dont eat carrots?? Biggz|away - im not drunk ove only had one point dim^tim - is getting raped up the anus by ET's donkey choker ^SEPTiBOT^ - what a jockjey greg - i once had a video called "the chicken fucker" ozy - SNOWBLEAK ozy - CROCODILE DUNDEE Revvy - [23:34] <^SEPTiBOT^> who've been in just about everyone ^SEPTiBOT^ - I AM GORDONFEEL MY SKIN Revvi - Lew is fucking funny pissed, and Chris aint too far short SEPTiC - "Mr arse is l33t." Biggz - I have cable whordem ChipPan - Revvy is a whore Biggz - Retro is mong knob ChipPan - I am Greasy S0ulHunter - I OWN J00 ALL SEPTiMUS - bind all "name L33t!;say I 0wn j00;wait;wait;wait;quit" S0ulHunter - <^SEPTiBOT^>THE EARTHLINGS STACK-DUMPED THE ALIENS WITH A TOSHIBA P166MMX NOTEBOOK Spikeh - im a Bleak Drongo-Jock from Arsecake in Bobshire greg - i was just pissing myself at work today at the thought of going to pc world and asking the tecciesd if they could sell me a "SCSI wooden rocking horse, with external RAID"... rofl.. fuck knows how that got into my head.. ^SEPTiBOT^ - girl bestial animal jpg gif strip tease mpg mpeg avi asf mov gangbang pamela sodom nude lolita pedophil orgasm rape.avi ^SEPTiBOT^ - L33T SADDAMISH NODDY FROM THE JOCK CENTRE,.. ?!ROFL ^SEPTiBOT^ - L33T HUSSAIN HA> ICQ PINNED ME UP AGAINST THE WALL AND THREW STACK DUMPS AT ME Revvy - omg i have +v in #feds Revvy - I 0wn!!!!!!!! Spikeh - FUCK NTL GAY PIE PEOPLE Biggz^ra2 - arse probe all the NTL engineers who think raping our pings is joyful SEPTiMUS - Gwyynypogarigggon Biggz - The Water Leaper (Llamhigyn Y Dwr) is a tailed, winged, toad-like creature which lurks in Welsh lakes and preys on fishermen Revvy - [23:24] give her good REvViN' Revvy - [23:25] *** ^SEPTiBOT^ was kicked by Spikeh (go shaft a lampost) Spikeh - @ <-------- lew S0UlHunter - Jos Is a Total knob [FACT!] <-- please take notice of this!! :) ^SEPTiBOT^ - we dont have any more hobs shock S0ul\G0ne - Spikeh needs a Diary!!! XeRo^Disguise - lol oops .... sqs r cool btw ! :) XeRo^Disguise - Wh00passs!!!!!!!!! :@) XeRo^Disguise - Feck Da Biatch Dint Even Works! :( S0ulHunter - I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! XeRo^Disguise - NO UR NOT !!!!!!! I AM !!!! ... arg a mohth ... /me starts to cry S0ulHunter - 9,1F1,9F9,1S S0ulHunter - * SADDAM^ uses germ warfare to turn ET's plastic face into a sticky mess that resembles a plastic dog-turd from "jokes R us" S0ulHunter - ET looks like a etheopian with severe skin-cancer XeRo^Disguise - * SADDAM^ ROFL @ that bloke from BT advertising how BT leads the world in telecommunication, but he hasn't relised how shit it is that they have to use a crap alien from a 70's sci-fi film, and you try playin q2 on the cunting thing S0ulHunter - before i worked there years ago, we got a order through for this massive huge pipe, ect.. we started making it, then some people got suspicious, the police became involved, and it turned out it was a Gun that could fire a 1 ton shell, fucking miles SADDAM - kicks ET out of the window, but ducks as ET bounces back in on his plastic arse ^SEPTiBOT^ - SACNADANVIAN FOR VALJ00 Spikeh^Coding - he just sits there and, wibbels SEPT|ff7 - eeh SEPT|ff7 - ^SQSBot^ does an Ali.G "<^SQSBot^> I don't know who ya is." SEPT|Away - eerfgghghgh! Spikeh^Coding - GayPie: I 0wn j00 Platoon... go fuck a goat SEPT|Away - -^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- Spikeh^Coding is the 175th rubber-dildo to be kicked since 19th July 2000 Plat - spike is a ghey twat Spikeh - :@) Spikeh - [7:15] *** SEPTiMUS was kicked by Spikeh (dont fuck with the plastic pig) SEPTiMUS - eat my dong bitch XeRo - ok, outside thun.... me is goin to knock your well batty boy ead off bitch face SEPTiMUS - ^SQSBot^ has an identity crisis: "<^SQSBot^> I don't know who everyone is." ^SEPTiBOT^ - SCSI ANAL BEADS AND RAID BUTT PLUG ROFL!!!!! ^SEPTiBOT^ - SADDAM ACTIVATES HIS SCSI ANAL BEADS ?!FALREOLD SEPT|Away - (9:38) *** Sybaman` sets mode: +b Sybaman`!*@* (9:38) *** Sybaman` was kicked by ^SQSBot^ (Banned) SEPTiMUS - <^SQSBot^> Let's not get into a religious discussion, Spikeh Spikeh - [6:35] -Q- CLAN CHAOS OWNS YOUR SORRY YELLOW CRUSTY ROLLED IN SHITE HAIRY ASS.!, Revvy - [00:00] I wub j00 ^SEPTiBOT^ SEPT|Away - just imagine your PC caught fire, that would suck Spikeh - [5:49] -^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- Jos is the 200th mong to be kicked since 19th July 2000 ozy - SADDAM - as if "SADDAM HUSSAIN" isn't the BEST name ever.. it combines "FEAR, DARKNESS,BLACKCOCKS,SUPERGUNS,ANAL DESTRUCTION" into one easy pronounced word "SADDAM" ozy - SADDAM - ET aint got a cock, he;s got a erect pair of scissors he uses for chopping my phone line in half rofl... ozy - Bovine ozy - "RIGHTTHATSSORTEDNOW?????ohfgs!!!nothefuckings[pacebarisntworking,.klomnn" _Sybaman`_ - [17:06] * mank moshes to ' Ween - Waving My Dick In The Wind ' for 2:11 Spikeh - [6:02] got a bit pissed off but you really really own SEPTiMUS - Spike KoS game writeup, "KoS were constantly beng told my the adming" greg - ARGH JUST FUKIN STOOD ON A SMASHED AOL CD! ^S0ul^ - greg is related to E.T SADDAM - bleak-T ^S0ul^ - SADDAM lauches anal asterioids at ^s0ul^ SEPTiMUS - 0wning from the RA3 IRC client!!! :DDD SEPTiMUS - (10:55) Muchos molar Spikeh - [7:10] * Trivial is twiddles his thumbs to Mel C - I Turn To You (Hex Hector Rmx) 10:30 Spikeh^food - "Havn't got a mouse? - Click here to buy one!" ^SEPTiBOT^ - Lew, "FUKCJING KEYVAITC" = "Fucking keyboard" XeRo - AAARRRHHHHHGGG !!!!! ScArY FlAsHeS outside!!! :( .... ;( ...... :| .... :) ..... oh its only lightening + murder Spikeh - RAH _Sybaman`_ - I Want Revvys Songs !! SEPTiMUS - I could show u all a netgraph from my modem days that would make your future children deformed Spikeh - [11:32] I just 0wned all their ships with infa red 0wning powder Platoon - woo : oi platoon u smell [ posted : 16/09/00 12:01:32 ] ^SEPTiBOT^ - ET IS A NODDY ozy - Nett0 Spikeh - [2:04] *** ^SQSBot^ sets mode: -o Spikeh _Sybaman`_ - spikeh, you treat me like shit and im not gonna stand for it anylonger! Lew - "The Only Interraicial Site Where Petite White Girls Are Terrorized By Giant Black Monster Cock" Spikeh - I'll tell u what, I bet it fucking hurts Spikeh - [11:17] * SPetimus slaps SPetimus around a bit before slapping himself ^SEPTiBOT^ - [23:16] *** SPetimus was kicked by SPetimus (I 0WN J9) Spikeh - Spikeh, you are perfect theres nothing wrong with you , in fact i think i wub j00 Ret|Nappy - <^SEPTiBOT^> p1mpage! greg^ - l33t-T Spikeh^Coding - { if pl || lag => 1 then { NTL = gay; } else { NTL = JustAsGayButBetter; } } _Sybaman`_ - we can have a l33t 1v1 on a 64 player map.. be top XeRo|Webby - :)))) = Quad Chin!!!!! ^PredatoR^ - $4dd4|\/| XeRo - * ^PredatoR^ smashes the fuck out of ET trying to jam his magic finger down my phoneline ^SEPTiBOT^ - *** Plat was kicked by CServe.quakenet.eu.org (You are BANNED from this channel.) omg Q cunted him Quazimoto - tell spikeh he can suck my ass Spikeh^Coding - not now anewahy =) Spikeh^Coding - [4:06] *** Quits: Triv-dL (Excess Flood) Spikeh - [4:51] stupid clode Spikeh - [10:05] not without NTL coming round and stuffing your modem up your nose Spikeh - He sits there, 0wning, rubbing his head SEPTiMUS - *** Topic is 'Anyone who joins #moo and instantly leaves: you will be G-lined (banned) from QuakeNet. You must remain in #moo until permission is granted for you to leave. SEPT|ff8 - THE PIUZZAAMANS CAR HAS BLOWN UOP ON MY DRIVE!! ITS =REAIG LIKE FUCKJ ANDF THE POOR CUNTISGETTING SOAEKED,.., Spikeh - 0wn me Kangaroo Down, Sport! Spikeh - Please telleth me whyesth thou is saying mooeth? P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - ET is a cunt Spikeh - Bob-T is an arsecake Spikeh - <^^Mojo^^> i take my quake playing seriuosly P]r]e]d]a]t]o]R - bit black cocks on toast SEPTiMUS - my ignore list is full of people called "asdf£%" and "irgiurg" mank - <_Sybaman`_> alias +forward "drop all;say I LOVE YOU MANK!!! | bind w +forward mank - I am from france - Rose is ~user4909@vw-24466.btinternet.com mank - I am a girl - Rose name is "John Blokeman" mank - P]r]e]d]a]t]o]R on #stalk #perves #watchem #peepingtoms #sqs #ohwow #perverts mank - mank on #gay #twats #arse #anal #sqs #gay4u #gayphoneline P]r]e]d]a]t]o]R - #PEEPINGTOMS? !!?! ??????? SEPTiMUS - look, in that window.. some old man is beating his dog to death with his bellend _-Sybaman`-_ - yeah I shot one of u, then you both kinda raped each other Revvy - [15:55] ffs, i just crapped my pants brb.. mankPAINTING - ffs.. some fucking jockey from a thridworld contry just added me with the msg "hi how rae you ýam refaq"# Spikeh - Rebooted.... thought my keyb was fucked.... i had my diner plate resting on my CTRL key :/ Spikeh^Coding - [6:11] <_-Syba|FF7-_> :D! Spikeh^Coding - |\/|0|<|_0r _-Syba|FF7-_ - [3:50] say its 4 - 2 and 20 mins is up | [3:50] the one with 4 wins right? SEPTiMUS - It's a gay piece of homosexual arse twat. P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - greg: timed out ^SEPTiBOT^ - [21:28] i looked away from my book and focused on the billboard, LOW AND BEHOLD.. a massive great picture of ET with "every day thousends are switcvhing to BT" and FUCKING ET WITH THAT FUCKIONG GLOWING FINGER, AND THERES THIS FUCKING LIHT INSIDE HIS CHEST, ALL RED AND BLEAK LIKE THE "TERMINAL CANCEL" LIGHT ON MY MODEM.. ^SEPTiBOT^ - "In the introduction Li is riding what is obviously a stationary object that is supposed to be a horse." P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - OIDJFGIDJFGOIJDFGOI ROFLRLFORFFOFRRFOL http://207.240.127.51/wildanimals/ P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - omg shagging horses is bleak as fuck P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - the pure sheer hair raising EVIL of the connection speed of ET could be used as a weapon to wipe out thousends of people.. the sheer terror, of the BTFREE number could also cause major disturbances in the cosmos, it has been proved that pure lag, can induce interplanatary collisions, and unexplained piano's and other assorted heavy objects floatind down peoples netgraphs during games of Q2.. P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - is the download more than 1 picobyte/ if it is, ET is bound to buy a 3 piece suite and try and cram down the phone line, causing a severe case of packet loss P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - wtf is he doing with that donkey'? P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - ET IS A TWIGLETG REOFL!!! P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - billions and billions of lifeforms get laged out across the galaxy, as bleak-t attempts to cram a double-decker bus down a phone sockey P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - of a hardcore q2 player playing Q2, and he';s doing good in a duel, but all of a sudden, strange noises start happening, and great big shapes resembling sofa's and wardrobes, go flying across the screen, then the "lag" icon, then the "click" of the modem disengaging "then the reconectiuoin box" then the fist through the screen then the trip to hospital to have fist sticked up Spikeh - rofl0re Spikeh - -^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R is the 300th KEITH CHEGWIN to be kicked since 19th July 2000 P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - "LET ALL BUY A TINY MULTIMEDIA PC WITH A INTEL PENTIUM3 (ding. dong din din din) PROCESSOR!" P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - walking on a landmine would be a bit bleak P]r]e]d]a]t]o]R - OPERA DOESN'T LIKE MR HASSELHOFF P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - ffs./ for the 1.5 seconds it takes icq to load, it has to use up every last possible bit of resourse and go "PPPPARRRRPPP" really loudly making you want to grap a chair and cause damage Spikeh - spikeh@pc30-stockton1-via-wales3-via-paris34-via-scotland.mid.cable.ntl.com P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - looks like "=SQS=SEPTiMUS will be another happy customer switching back to ET" Syba-Food - ET won't get his twiglet hands on my conn SEPTiMUS - (7:21) ET is a troll (7:21) a twigl0et troll# SEPTiMUS - but my art teacher was a cock.. a giant cock with arms ozy - i bet one day if you extened your rubber tusk she'd be "less shy" SHoCKiNG - * SEPTiMUS cums pathetically P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - do not read this message micheal_jackson - ALL THE RIDES AND ATTRACTIONS AT NODDYLAND P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - on those porn sites when you exit, another 1000 pop up with gay names and files like "girl_boy_animal_closeup_shit_cumfast_allcreditcardsaccepted_fuck.avi SEPTiMUS - his forehead is the bleakest part about him, if william hague was a wall,,. it would be plain and dark yellow Spikeh^Coding - therefore william hague is bleak SEPTiMUS - u vjsmhomh oy d[olr? Spikeh^Coding - ET is a TAPE WORM ozy - You wont like it after a weeklysclumpins SEPTiMUS - I've not cummed properly since :/ ozy - Big Poo of the Running Turd clan!! ozy - and one of the bits said "You try in vain to knock your opponent's pointy head off with a 125mph serve, but that probably still wouldn't be as fun as looking at the hideously crippled hunchback on the cover of the tape." ^SEPTiBOT^ - Jocky Wilson's Compendium of Darts Spikeh - Now, If you want to take some pictures of the facinating witches that put the sintilating stiches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses of the faces of the ladies of the hairum of the court of king caractacus YOUR TOO LATE!! ozy - yink yink yink yink yink P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - /me is listening to the zombies of north hykeham stumble by on zimmer frames, and 3 walking sticks GoTimmyGo - A giant half chicken half squirral Spikeh - HAN-SOLO has a Smile 5 parsecs wide! Spikeh^Coding - yink SEPT|hexen - fuck you, you really need to learn how to be nice Spikeh^Inactive - cause something was fucked with meh phoreskin when i was a little boy Plat - * Spikeh^Inactive wanks P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - I'VE BEEN CONNECTED TO BT FOR 3 HOURS!!!! P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - /me cowers as ET comes along with a modemer cattle prod, and puts us all back in are lame lines "YES ET NO ET THREE BAGS FULL ET, 1KBPS TODAY ET" P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - ÊÝÞ ÔÈÇÈ ãÕÑ Úáí ãÞÇØÚÉ ÇáãØÇÚã ÇáÃãíÑßíÉ æÇáÃÝáÇã ÇáÃãíÑßíÉ ÇÍÊÌÇÌÇ Úáí ãÇ íÍÏË ãä ãÌÇÒÑ ÅÓÑÇÆíáíÉ ÈãÈÇÑßÉ ÇáÏæáÉ ÇáÚÙãí ÃãÑíßÇ ? æÃäå ÇÈÊÏÇÁ ãä íæã ÇáÓÈÊ ÇáãæÇÝÞ 14 / 10 /2000 ÓæÝ ÊÊã ÇáãÞÇØÚÉ ? æíÏÚæ ÇáÔÈÇÈ ÇáãÕÑí ßá ÚÑÈí ÛíæÑ Úáí ÃãÊå Ãä íÞæã ÈäÝÓ ÇáÔíÁ ÍÊì íÚÑÝ ÇáÌãíÚ ÃääÇ ÝÚáÇ ÞæÉ áÇ íÓÊåÇä ÈåÇ P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - quake- lol.. i'd play it like fuck if ET would give me a ping in milliseconds rather than light years.. Spikeh - * Spikeh Mings XeRo|f00d - <^SQSBot^> I don't know who or_what_i_look_like_because_i_is_whatevah_i_say_i_ is. P]r]e]d]a]t]o]R - IM NOW GOING TO HACKSAW YOUR PERSONAL COMPUTER WITH A LAME VERSION OF NETBUS P]r]e]d]a]t]o]R - the only way i can think of cunting ET is to go to BT ask for ET and stick a pick axe through his spinal column Spikeh^Coding - -> Ops #sqs: lets cunt mank and P]r]e]d]a]t]o]R P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - its prolly just some bleak file windows put there to use ram ect and throw random bluescreens at you P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - spikeh^food cunts ET with anti-tape worm poweder Revvy - [15:41] *** Revvy sets mode: -o Retro Revvy - [15:41] *** Retro (bob@host62-7-119-184.btinternet.com) Quit (Leaving) Snoweh - Qm couldn't beat an egg Spikeh - das geilste is ja das selbst agony meinte das das kein bot is :p I admire you for understanding that... Snoweh - !notes own! energy - 18:29:24 il channge my name to freak or summfink knam - OMG I AM SUCH A THICK CUNT Snoweh - <^SEPTiBOT^> he 3ž%ê„)NMö;6á6ç´Û.J«LÊì‘'ÉåõH¹^ôPÓ²I™]&ú¦y”Y¹½¸fjeÖΞ9óãD‰oËûP•&ŤÇIo©å¦u„Ó }˝%9ä\þ§î‰Ø7­HÖüK‡ڏ`ÐÊ,†¥²{¿Æ)Íé+”ÿ;»ŽOοŽm\—ÃÖG«C]Ý¥eÚÞk(.ešgRnõ{‡µ«þU‘ˆO揹{h7tkmâ\’Ìú_jOCoþŒáÑhßv­?Uf+ ä^F®Š«[„ oŽ©žáýÙ P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - lol illigal operation: lewis lane is not responding Snoweh - -^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- ^SEPTiBOT^ is the 312th bum to be kicked since 19th July 2000 Snoweh - Yet the fuck rid of that script Snoweh - thats cos your conn is assyncronous SEPTiMUS - I SUCK BIG TRANSVESTIE PUBIC HAIR {CS}cock^jockle - I AM TEH SUPAH;3376 {CS}pArt - <--------- is a cunt SEPTiMUS - <{WTF}mocklamer> i ride hores ET - /me is a noddy SEPTiMUS - the profits will go to ET to find new ways of developing LAG Snoweh - xania [l33tsuperhax0rpatch0r] v1.3 Snoweh - fgsff!! SEPTiMUS - Q is phat in the art of cunting P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - /me ties ET up in modem cable, ties him to a stake in lincoln highstreet, where the old and poo come out, and stone the cunt to death P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - enough of this l33t talk P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - :~ P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - :~:fatal error P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R is not responding _Syba|Away_ - stop throwing rubber bellends at me SEPTiMUS - I aughed so much that my head fucking imploded and came out my face P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - LEW'S BEEN CUNTED BY A RANDOM PERSON CALLED FRED precursor - oh fiuvc off lew P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - mank, when i get cable, im taking my modem to where i used to work, and im going to cunt all over it with a forklift truck precursor - My netgraph ---> _/|||||__||||||_||//=====\\||____ - my netgraph _________________________________________ Snoweh - whats netgraph? P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - whats quake? SEPTiMUS - I have others but they'd make you grow malignant tumors on your eyelids prec^fuckoff - *** Quits: Nosser ( cross my face with jism and i an tell you the future whats jism ? it's slang for money go and ask your dad for some jizm) P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - when we first got to the lan. (bout 7am) we were wiring up the network, and SEPTiMUS put his hand in a puddle of piss in the corner, whilst taping a cable down.. ROFL... P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - |<4|\|D3|-| |\/|4|\| precursor - i wanna make a film called "haXor man" all about a bloke in irc.. who does fuck all and the film sucks, and maybe i should shut the fuck up.. =/ ^SnowBot^ - omfg i am numb :/ mank - I am a doughnut SEPTiMUS - saddamzorlorzor saddamzorlorzor - "whheee. aye am de t0wel headed mong" Spikeh - She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train.... SEPTiMUS - ET sneaking in the bedroom and cramming mud and stones into your modem SEPTiMUS - im l22t Spikeh - cunt cunt cunt the boat gently down the stream dismaly dismaly dismaly dismaly life is fucking bleak Snow`fkinNTL - Recording over important media on the camera with your sheep porn flicks SEPTiMUS - you suck it sucked everything you ever came into contact with sucked in fact SEPTiMUS - he did this RJ and just went all rubbery and spazzed up onto the MH P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - its happening...... ITS FUCKING HAPPENING..... <------- UnHoLy - u all smell of poo SEPTiMUS - between me and you we can make SHIT HOT shites ozy - THEN GE GOES FUCKING NUTS AND STARTS PUNCHING ALL THE ANIMALS Spikeh - W:=SQS=SEPTiMUS: PASS ME THE VOKDA P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - ,.¬':({[p]}{[A]}{[r]}{[t]}):`¬., Predat0r - I HAVE A FULL LENGTH ISA 33.6KB WINMODEM, MADE IN IRELAND IN 1996.. IRELAND? WHAT A JOCKEYISH PLACE FOR MODEMS?! Predat0r - rofl.. i don't trust those lines outside me window the birds are cunting on Predat0r - rofl @ et tightrope walking down my phoneline Qm^LaGMan^ - Muwhahahahahahah Qm^LaGMan^ - i'm mad =] SEPTiMUS - how do u turn off all the giant hexagons your RL fires? P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - your firing, looks like your shooting the hexagons out of the cheap chinese maths set in the lowest group at school SEPTiMUS - WTF IS www.bighairyanalsluts.com doing in my favourtes?!?!?!?1?!?! saddamz0rl0rz0r - when i get cable im going to firebomb BT headquarters Spikeh^Coding - rofl... what kind of skerrit nicks someones jacket P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - ET NICKED FARMER GILES TRACKTOR AND THRASHED IT DOWN MY MODEM P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - ET was seen robbing a farmer of his combine harvester later seen driving it into the BT carpark P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - ET WAS SEEN HOTWIRING A TRA> SHAG ME LEW Spikeh - I know J****, he's a fuck Snoweh - <^SQSBot^> I don't know who mockler is. ` - *** Spikeh^Bath is now known as Sipkeh^Drying _Syba|Food_ - [19:23] <`> looka me 0wn _Syba|Food_ - [19:37] *** Quits: PredatoR (Killed (irc.dk.quakenet.eu.org (hub.uk.quakenet.eu.org <- irc1.edome.quakenet.eu.org[192.89.123.12] (older nick overruled)))) _Syba|Food_ - [19:39] i suck cock ^LaggMan^ - I gotten offered about $5000 to make a site for this US company Pred^ - ]-[ /-\ >< ( ) r Pred^ - ¼ of all young men are gay Revvy - [22:08] *** P (asdfghjk@host213-1-139-53.btinternet.com) Quit (Killed (ircdev.quakenet.eu.org (Impersonating Services))) P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - my netgraph _/~~~~~~\_ASDFGH___ C0rpsegrinder - everyday words for me are "bleak" "noddy" "drongo" "jock" "skerrit" C0rpsegrinder - ,.¬':({[p]}{[r]}{[e]}{[d]}{[a]}{[t]}{[o]}{[r]}):`¬., mank - get back in there we go mank - MY CPU IS @ 19 DEGREES so is my fridge my fridge 0wns your CPU mank - "ADAM, YOU WANT SOME SUNNY DELIGHT? SORRY MON WEATHER TOO GREY AT THE MOMENT YOU CAN ONLY DRINK SUNNY DELIGHT WHEN YOUR ON ROLLER BLADES" P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - they scream "SUNNY D" and there suddenly washed away by a 2 mile high tidle wave of semen ozy - SISTER BENDY P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - ROFLROFL WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WOKE UP AND QUASIMOTO JACKSON WAS STUCK TO YOUR CHOPPER??!?!?!?! SEPTiMUS - SOUNDS LIKE HE'S GOT A CUNT UP HIS ASS greg^ - fucking cock teasing bitch.. riding a horse round a field trying to have a orgasm, she can ride me round a field and orgasm. fuck the horse P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - ROFLROFL ET GIVES ME BONDAGE WITH MODEM CABLES Spikeh^Coding - PRED!!! ROFL *** Quits: P (asdfghjk@host213-1-146-236.btinternet.com) (Killed (ircdev.quakenet.eu.org (Impersonating Services))) P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - was on the brink of a stack dump then, but ET dragged me back and gave me bondage with a rusty modem cable ^Laggeh|away^ - mank tell your mum to stop sticking coloured crayons up her ass my dick is going multi-coloured P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - FFS icq won't let me onto its service. ET has hijacked it! P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - ET stole my virginity with a 3mm modem cable and tub of vaseline Revvy - [15:06] ROFLMAO!!!! I pigeon just flew into my window ROFLFOROLFLFL P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - oh there we go again,, ET smashed my window with a 300kb stream of packets he nicked off me in a q2 duel against O^Psych0ut in 1998 P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - ROFL... et flushes his toilet down my netgraph mank - up ur bof pipe knobl0rd mank - some arabian madman has hijacked a plane, and its landed in BAGHDAD, AND HE;S THREATENING TO BLOW IT UP WITH TNT Snoweh - the bot is lagged to fuck P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - BT "its good to be lagged so much you would rather be dipped in lava and raped by a lion" Spikeh - BT "It's good to la.... * =SQS=Spikeh Overflowed Snoweh - im with my g/f at the mo and were going to be playing sonic 2 Snoweh - 21:32] ffs stop fucking the bot Spikeh - [9:33] *** ^SQSBot^ sets mode: +oob SEPTiMUS ^SEPTiBOT^ ^SEPTiBOT^!*@* pred - Q did a multicunt Snoweh - omg, i want a pair of burger nipples for christmas PredatoR^ - BUT WHEN I DO.. MY MONITOR IS RAPED OUT OF CONTROL BY KILLER NETGRAPHS FROM MARS.. Spikeh - PredatoR^ has been idle 4572731 seconds, blatently perving PredatoR^ - "your jedi friends cannot save you from the massive cocks on the dark side" precursor - `want-brain-damage * Slim-Shady smacks champ over the head with a sledgehammer mank - 14/10/2000 23:57 Samus Aran has 48188 hostile ships coming from GadgetLand (32:19:5) ETA: 8 hours. 48k ouch advise please cunt your pants mank - WILL YOU LOT FUCKING STOP IT oh ffs its my script predator^ - omg shagging mank is bleak as fuck Spikeh - Pred On ICQ After I Banned him from #sqs: lol, uncunt me ]PredatoR[ - omg, my hair stinks of the queen mother's fanny flaps ]PredatoR[ - An exception ET has occured at 8932798 ET PINNED ME UP AGAINST THE WALL AND NUTTED ME: 987340994..::::ËÄ« SEPTiMUS - Bill Gates explains the common stack dump: http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/Q87/2/39.ASP Snoweh - [00:22] Think ya can booss me around fucking sap's Ive got freind's.. ]PredatoR[ - ƒƒ ƒ ƒ ƒƒ Spikeh - 2*** Quits: SEPTiMUS (septimus@m307-mp1-cvx2a.mid.ntl.com) zn0 - Spacker fucking euro cuntl0r precursor - *** ^SQSBot^ (SQS@64.23.2.30) Quit (Read error to ^SQSBot^[64.23.2.30]: Connection reset by peer) <-- HAHAHEHHHHE?EDOIO THE BOT WAS CUNTED :/ Snoweh - <]PredatoR[> omg you all suck, i am l44t ]PredatoR[ - ADSL is BT trying to make a bad job better Snoweh - Welsh railway station names 0wn precursor - i hate all biggz, except welsh eh u freak My science teacher was welsh he was a bastard :] i hate all snow exept flange wtf? :) Snoweh - I got a bigger one Snoweh - Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch precursor - *** dynamyte (colmmcmena@212.2.172.68) has joined #sqs *** dynamyte was kicked by Snoweh (dynamyte) -^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- dynamyte is the 438th wankstain to be kicked since 19th July 2000 i didnt do it precursor - SEPTiMUS> Station with the longest name, entered in the Guinness Book of Records. GORSAFAWDDACHAIDRAIGODANHEDDOGLEDDOLLONPENRHYNAREURDRAETHCEREDIGION or "The Mawddach Station with its dragon's teeth on the northerly Penrhyn Drive on the golden beach of Cardigan Bay." ]PredatoR[ - pribbling rug_headed measle.. ]PredatoR[ - Thou 0wning bleak-headed jockimus ]PredatoR[ - ye toilet headed doth jock noddy ]PredatoR[ - Thou cockered pox-marked bum-bailey! ozy - Thou queasy dismal-dreaming mumble-news! ozy - Thou sottish shag-eared rabbit-sucker! ozy - <^SEPTiBOT^> Thou jaded sheep-biting hedge-pig! ROFLMAO greg^ - thou ETish netgraph-cunting yiddish-monger P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - thou ETish netgraph-cunting jock-a-nape P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - --->BT could face court action if it fails to open its local networks to competitors on 1 January 2001, and has been told that it can no longer use technical limitations as an excuse. P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - ET is going before a court of LAW for MASS laggery =] ozy - <^preD^> "malord, we find the accused mr ET, GUILTY of anally fucked the whole Q2 community with lag, and netgraphs you could climb everest with, i hearby sentance you to infinate anal rapings by a mr QUasimoto jackson.. may god have mercy on your ass, ^preD^ - i can just imagine loads of big blokes handcuffing ET, and throwing him a Group4 van ^preD^ - lksdfl ozy - "william hague" <-- bleak as fuck Snoweh|Work - www.Ihatebt.co.uk ozy - there both a pair of william hague penis cleaners Snoweh - ouch imagine getting hit in the arse with a real railgun Snoweh - I've just ate pancacks, I'm warm and I'm happy Spikeh - I'm a bleak Drongo Jock called ET from Tapeworm in Lagshire, and I work for NTL. P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - yeah, but ET stuck his cock in my ear, and fucked my memory.. P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - there was a bomb scare in lincoln city centre today rofl! P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - ET ran into wilco's with a bag blatantly marked PL, and screeched in a ETish voice "GIMME ALL THE MUD AND STONES YOU HAVE SO I CAN CRAM THEM IN GREGS MODEM, OR I'LL LAG YOU" SEPTiMUS - Wolfgang Puck - Adventures in the Kitchen SEPTiMUS - Brings a new meaning to "fried jizz" Cumin Pancake Stacks with Chicken and Guacamole mank - im gonna show sum fat american bitch my love spuds SEPTiMUS - omg - i just tried to right clikc on revvy to whois him too see how drunk he was... SEPTiMUS - FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just BENT my KNIFE trying to cut this pancake ffs SEPTiMUS - (11:46) This tastes like arsecake Spikeh - Now just $49!**consumer version, web only. All versions of TapeWorm are fully Year 2000 Compliant. P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - Aeris is a fucking bitch <-- kickings for pred Snoweh - Thou lumpish full-gorged lewdster! Plat-Dead - * SEPTiMUS wanks in anticipation Snoweh - [18:03] -Upham`-Snoweh You are on my Buddies list: [18:03] -Upham`-tpye /ctcp Upham` commands to view a list of commands avalible to you. P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - i was working on a computer at college toiday, and a spacker women came and worked on the computer next to me she kept asking me how to draw "a sales assistant".. .. so i showed her MS paint, but she didn;t know how to use the mouse, and ended up squealing and flapping, and stamping, like a stuck pig.,. was rather disturbing _Sybaman`_ - eggs 0wn P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - un deax trois quatre sank sice.. nerf wheat? Spikeh - how do yah spell diaphram ... diafram ... diaphragm ... the one thats in yer boddee and makes u breathe Snoweh - homosexuals are gay laptops are fucking laptops! SEPTiMUS - "There is this american football player called the refridgorator . . and he's huge . .he's built like a . . .like a . . .a . .freezer" Spikeh - -^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- ^SQSBot^ is the 500th llama to be kicked since 19th July 2000 Spikeh - Met ET on Monday.... took him for some Quake on Tuesday, we were lagging on Wednesday, pl on Thursday, Friday and Saturday we Timed out on Sunday precursor - [Sybaman FINGER] thx syba you rude cunt, get your fingers out my arse. :[ Predat0r - http://mslinux.org/ Predat0r - Microsoft has announced that a team of monkeys will be shot into space in 2005 to establish the first Martian Colony. At a recent press conference, Bill Gates confirmed, "We are already training the monkeys to do simple tasks like reboot the space ship when it blue screens. prec - http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/naughty.jpg Predat0r - snoweh, do you know how to take screencaptures of your desktop? prec - http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/et-sin.jpg <-- ET IS A NINE INCH NAILS FAN! prec - snow you're perpetually gay for doing that SEPTiMUS - híhí ... i am a spanish europe0n prec - 0wjed p30ns you heard me, fucking 0WJED you can't 0wj like me pronounced Ow-jeh prec - whorage from mank :] prec - GREG I'M PINGFL00D SUBSEVEN HAX0R L33T ICMP TCP OVERFLOW STACKDUMP ET NUKE MAILBOMBING YOU WITH MY NEW PROGRAM, "L33T.EXE" prec - l33t.exe rules it's so ruling it was originally called l33t.3><3 but it didn't work Predat0r - IM TEH L33T NETBUS HAXOR WITH MEH NEW SPIKEH PROGRAM F|_00DEN J00 WITH MEH 14.4KBPS T1, AND PROGRAM CALLED ET.EXE Predat0r - THE SPARS IN LINCON HAVE |-|!><0|\|$ PHR3$|-| P|-|00Dz Predat0r - ƒƒ ƒ ƒ ƒ Revvy - [22:52] -^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- SEPTiMUS is the 500th bum to be kicked since 19th July 2000 Spike^WashingUp - how the fuck hasnt f been Killed (IMPERSONATING SERVICES) ? *** Quits: f (fuseh@du-028-0105.claranet.co.uk) (Ping timeout for f[du-028-0105.claranet.co.uk]) SEPTiMUS - brb *** ozy is now known as ozy|wank Scoobiedoo - wraggie rooo ScrappyDoo - ppppp-puppy power!!!! Barbie - who was that purple bloke that had the power of 12 sheep or somethnig? [Mr^Burns] - omg this is o33y SEPTiMUS - (6:15) *** uretardedretard is now known as Sonehw (6:15) *** Sonehw is now known as Snowhe] Snoweh - pipesdownwilly@clan-sqs.com Snoweh - Fuck me I'm hard SEPTiMUS - yeah both of you shit your faces precurs0r - LaggyMan you are a total twat, fuck off before i feel i need to get abusve... thx bye. *** LaggyMan (~garry.bar@lat-0134.dial.barrysworld.com) Quit precurs0r - im gonna take my pc to church, and have the area on top where the cable modem sits and have it blessed the modem won't sit on top of a PC ffs saddamz0rl0rz0r - i 0wn precurs0r - ownalognncuntage. saddamz0rl0rz0r - * saddamz0rl0rz0r is a yiddish mong from langley road SEPTiMUS - Type !yes for yes, !no for no. (2wks 6hrs 50mins 45secs to vote) SEPTiMUS - IMA NOT DRUN LN P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - #sqs is toally fucking mental and fukving apesahoit.. no one has a clue avbout what the fuckje thee dong. P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - 8|_||=|=3|-| +|-|3 \/4|\/||>!r3 $|_43|-|0r prec - * Spikeh wanks over 20 pings, and then runs upto NTL and cunts them for the pl Snoweh - FinalFantasyStarFleetCommandCinemaWareUltimaOnlineDungeonsandDragonsXBoxSonicAdventurePhantasyStarShenmueHitmanPikachuGameFanAlice Has Just Replied To Your Post SEPTiMUS - :D prec^baf\fb - The mother of a Tennessee teenager is being credited with possibly foiling her son's bizarre plot to gun down the members of ‘N Sync at an Atlanta concert October 21. The apparent motive? "The group gets all the good girls," SEPTiMUS - Mon: 8pm v Qm (player,player,player,player,player) P[r[e[d[a[t[oR - Have you ever worn socks during sex greg? prec^ - so i just blatantly tried to thrust it into her starfish, and she screamed.,. woke everycunt up mank - who let the dogs out?? get back gruffy , back scruffy , get back you flee in fested munnnnnnnngreeeeeeeeellllllll Snoweh - ROFL can u imagine ET, the sack of spuds drop kicking u PredatoR^ - fs i 0wn at tuypiung stugg likew thiods.. .i meanm look how goo dht spelling is ect.. PredatoR^ - if ppl keep raping the notes I'm taking the service down again SEPTiMUS - Fuck you all....... I'm bored, tired and gay so I'm going to bed prec^ - who's aeris ? aeris is lubly Player - I EAT CHEESE!! FFS!! YOU HAPPY NOW!? prec^ - -O- If you have been told/asked/shown a URL directing you to download a program called "WinBoost" with the words "WinBoost Speeds your computer upto 10x the proccesing rate" - DO NOT download it, it is a backdoor trojan.. Snoweh - * Retro plays AnnLee - 2 Times PredatoR^ - we mixed sum shit with lemonade SEPTiMUS - when the NTL man comes round.. im gonna have sex with him PredatoR^ - u must have this image of a guy in a long black cloak running around Tescos saying IM THE WIDOWMAKER Spikeh - lol, i just called my mum a drongo, and she went apeshit and tried to kill me with a waste paper basket PredatoR^ - fucking hell.. i need cable ozy - LIEY Snoweh - * SEPTiMUS is playing Bust-a-Groove - Kitty N :: DeliPlayer V1.02 SEPTiMUS - fucking just went apeshit and spammed all this blue language PredatoR^ - @:o)-|-/\ <---- mank bending over..for his dad PredatoR^ - B==D /\-|=(o:@ PredatoR^ - ET has been seen opening up a LAGhole in the small village of north hykeham lincoln. SEPT|photoshop - rofl, ET has been seen raping young boys with walking sticks.. Snoweh - [15:35] -mucho- Sorry! You will be ignored for Stats in #gay for the next Minutes! PredatoR^ - #gay is such a homosexual channel PredatoR^ - we're right irc ruffians PredatoR^ - /me pictures ET lagfully frolicing through meadows of long netgraphs and pl Saddamz0rl0rz0r - he's got the little girls cunt, in his hands, he's got the little boys cock up his ass.. he's got all the kids up his ass.. <---ET mank - there are no victims... just dead people. [Iraqi]Player - why are u raping them all? Sybagradlowshi - mental note, kill greg. mank - this is some guys "leet cheating pak" sw_drawflat 1; sw_waterwarp 0; cl_blend 0; PredatoR^ - *** ozy has quit IRC (dIRC IRC Client - www.dragonmount.net/dirc/) SEPTiMUS - skeggy sucks.... if your walking on the beach and you tread in some weed.., you lose a leg or something Spikeh - [ #o[gfplmpom] - Pred's private room mankLEON - I'm gonna sew u Spikeh - ffs please unban me i won't spam like a cunt agaun Spikeh - ffs... this bloke stuck chains through his eyelids, and picked up a chair with them, PredatoR^ - THATS FUCKING L33T mankBATH - 23:02:02 * ^PredatoR^ slaps ^SEPTiBOT^ around a bit with a large trout 23:02:02 * ^SEPTiBOT^ slaps ^PredatoR^ back, harder! 23:02:02 * ^PredatoR^ ejaculates PredatoR^ - MUM! MUM! IM GETTING FUCKED BY A 18" KILLER COCK FROM MARS Spikeh - LOOK MUM - THIS IS THE GUY THAT CUNTED ME LAS WEEK ** ozy points to wallpaper Spikeh - your lucky, every girl in suffolk is just retarded Spikeh - "They dont call me Jet for nothing baby" SEPTiMUS - Real Media player just crashed.... and I dont even have it installed mank - ozy has a bimbo moment -> Hasselbleeak frofl rlf omg no forlf mank - Peek a Boo! Got a Thick 17 Incher Here Huge and Hard For You! Revvy - [22:31] THE FIRST 30 SECS, JUST IMAGINE ET FROLICING AROUND MY BEDROOM WITH ME TIED TO A CHAIR WITH MODEM CABLE Spikeh - -^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- ozy is the 666th m0ngl0rd to be kicked since 19th July 2000 Revvy - [23:29] I'll make it do something cool on 666 Spikeh - <[SS]Drinkypoos> SQS r the best clan in never never land <--- (f) iwannajoinSQS - [00:26] *** ozy is now known as Spikeh iwannajoinSQS - Hi, I'm s[ikeh, I am the leadr of SEPT|ZzZz - "<^SQSBot^> [Spikeh] You best be looking at my monk3y. You love mah monk3y, you know you do, you MONK" wtf?? Snoweh - spikeh, the otherday i called my dad a "l33t haXor" and he went mad and told me not to be rude rofl PredatoR^ - PredatoR^ has overflowed more times than a queers tosspot @ 19.45 Revvy - [22:02] *** ^SQSBot^ sets mode: -b *!*@CServe.quakenet.eu.org Spikeh - revvy u live in bracknell < or else? Spikeh - cafe del mar owns SEPTiMUS - 155 & Rising is a bitch She wants my pants SEPTiMUS - if i met her id say you got any scottish in you? She will reply no, then I will kindly ask her if she wants some :D SEPTiMUS - people with 1 arm and pink handbags, with jelly sandles on, drinking special brew thinking there l337 PredatoR^ - BT really are a pathetic bunch of fucking internet invalids.... ffs.. _Sybaman`_ - <_Sybaman`_> !notes <_Sybaman`_> !notes <_Sybaman`_> !notes <_Sybaman`_> lo PredatoR^ - WHAM! YOWZA! THIS 16FOOTER IS A PUSSY KILLER, WATCH OUT! Spikeh - lew its the gayest thing since sliced gayness ozy - ROFL... ozy's one, is well turkish PredatoR^ - <_SoLo_> and i would kick all ya ass's, fuck off back to #Cwf then PredatoR^ - i can't believe i just spammed 2 of the biggest irc channels in UK out with a massive cock PredatoR^ - i just don't give a fuck... PredatoR^ - thou noddish cunTing sheep_chewer SEPTiMUS - kid: "bash bash bash" mum: "FOR FUCKS SAKE" PredatoR^ - sorry cunt mankFOOD - http://hardocp.com/news_images/2000/oct2k/bsod_pendable.jpg XeRo - Egon does horrific tests on him in a lagproof suit SEPTiMUS - lol my dad has got the shits atm,. big time he was on the ring this morning.,. fucking disgusting sounds coming from there...... sounded like someone bursting balloons full of water FUCINGPRED - /ME SMASHES THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF FUCKING ET WITH THE BIGGEST, RUSTYEST,AIDS INFECTED,SHIT COVERED PICK AXE PredatoR^ - lew, my netgraph has more 12 story flats than birmingham SEPTiMUS - i don't give a flying crock of shit what anyone fucking thinks Spikeh - i dont know, but it wants to pet my sweaty man thing!!!! Biggz - Lew i saw ur mate at uni I dont have one SEPTiMUS - william hague <------- langleyroadish as fuck mank - haehae SEPTiMUS - syb where's your PC situated? <_Sybaman`_> in front of me mank - <|w4nk3r|> mank, I don't remember seeing past_my_stomach. ^PredatoR^ - et should be imprisioned for mass modem molestations _Sybaman`_ - rah mank - JESUS FUCKING ROTTING CHRIST ON THE RUSTY POLE OF FUCKING CONNECTION DESTRUCTION SEPTiMUS - I will send you some speed after Rush (damn it sounds drug-like =DDD) mank - 10,8§11,4¥13,1¤7,5~11,4¥µ13,1º7,5»«»»13,1¹11,4TuNE13,1¹7,5««»«13,1º11,4µ10,8~7,5~13,1¤11,4¥10,8§ 1 Argh... what is that ozy?! It looks like one of them hungarian coats my Dad has SEPTiMUS - YES FUKCING VET WITE OUT MY HAIR AT LAST THE NEWZEALAND CUNT Spikeh - flikker op, klootzak (fuck off, asshole) mank - Essen Sie Scheißemank _Sybaman`_ - *** Topic is 'BT Enginner Floods Dan's Room, Hes comp is fuked hes out of business for a while =[' Snoweh - ok i cant et onto any cs servers tonight SEPTiMUS - "Ey up, Ah'm goin' down the Apex to catch a few Bleaks before the jockeys get 'ere" PredatoR^ - mank farts cum, after last nights session eh mank? =] PredatoR^ - FUCK ME IM DRUNK PredatoR^ - I didnt even goito the club tonight and it wan mint SEPT|pool - IM NOT REALLY FDUNK, JUST A LITTE mank - Join us, for an exciting new movie, produced by Saddam Hussain, called "I know what you did last Ramadan" mank - *** ^SQSBot^ was kicked by Spikeh (^SQSBot^) *** Spikeh sets mode: +b ^SQSBot^!*SQS@64.23.2.30 SEPTiMUS - if i goto acklam and goto pauls hose and stuff t b oor wor some nye PredatoR^ - rofl, "and thou lord called upon the land. summoning various hell creatures to lag people out... the lord said, "let there be PL" and the PL "appeared" on the third day, the lord said "let it be bleak" and the "bleakness" appeared, and it was "bleak" PredatoR^ - the lord said "let there be ET" and a little plastic cunt appeared and fucked my modem SEPTiMUS - and blow their cunt off Jos- - Sqs are gay Qm^S0ul - we all love ya Jos, honest ;) mank - but i love bieng a compulsive lier so when you say MESSAGE MODE 2 PLEASE! does that mean speak in mm1? _Sybaman`_ - we're gonna get cocked by Jos and his l33t sk1llz SEPTiMUS - bind k "use Blaster ; say "You won't get muh Railgun beetch!! HAHAHAAH!!" ; kill" _Sybaman`_ - =4Sq4S= Rulez ! _Sybaman`_ - [2Game]4 SQS 1-VS-12 QueerMongers 1[2Server] sqs.ra2.0wn.qm [2Password] bwra2l [2Admin] NightStrike Spikeh^Bath - [Game] SQS -VS- SQS [Server] sqs.ra2.0wn.qm [Password] bwra2l [Admin] NightStrike Spikeh^Bath - for what I've found, 110 is the perfect compromise between view angle and perceived distance Snoweh - i want to have sex with mockler Snoweh - i want to have long hard sweat sex with MOCKLER. i want to... ROFL.. shit in his gay greasy hair. Snoweh - I'd fuck my grandad SEPTiMUS - Q.> what does ET eat for breakfast? A.> cunts on toast W - (11:32) *** FFS has joined #sqs SEPTiMUS - (11:47) *** Q has quit IRC (Killed (dev.dk.quakenet.eu.org (Impersonating Services))) leatherface - !CaUtIoN! - #sqs MiGhT Be InFeCtEd WiTh LaMeNeSs - PredatoR^ - rofl i bet she was a rancid bum bailey ozy - ah right... was she on the doors like? =] mank - ffs plz thx bye!!!!!! Spikeh^Code - Do do do do do de...... do do do, do do do do de... whats tune is that ? Gand|Gone - Spikeh^Code is a f***ing weirdo Revvy - [19:00] i rekon we should go in the corner where you put your hand in that blokes piss lew =] Spikeh - *** Topic is 'Prac @ 8pm tonite | Mon: 8pm CBRa2 v mHs (SpikedPaks,SnowAimBot,SeptiSpeedBot,OzyQuakeSteroids[Xania: l33t Ha><0r3d patch])(mankycunt)' PredatoR^ - what does notes do Gandje - it 0wns dynamyte - I remember getting sodomized by them ages ago Snoweh - <@SEPTiMUS> bollocks, I've done rails that have hit ppl on different servers Spikeh^Pie - I rar your ass Spikeh^Code - :F <-------------- FUCK OFF PredatoR^ - *** ozy sets mode: +b *!*TheQBot@*.quakenet.eu.org ozy - [16:25] imagine bludeoning ET with a small nail hammer.... blow after blow.. the sickening CRUNCH after CRUNCH.. as the alien crainium collapses into a sticky brown pile of turd PredatoR^ - "Huh huh huh, beepbeep DIE FUCKSAW" Gand - nuthin like a bit of ringpiece fiddling mankwork - *** Trivial (Unix@t2o28p84.telia.com) has joined #sqs *** Trivial (Unix@t2o28p84.telia.com) has left #sqs -> *** nisse (Unix@t2o28p84.telia.com) has joined #sqs *** nisse (Unix@t2o28p84.telia.com) has left #sqs Predator^ - with ActiveNotepad technology Gand - U should see my mp3 collection.. pretty adverse SEPTiMUS - julian got raped by a gay rapist SEPTiMUS - tough break kidyeah :( whats that you've dropped Johnny? (bending over)I dunno? aaarghhhh thats the stuff... *jizm scene* Gand - * SEPTiMUS jazzes jizmy arcs of man silk all over #sqs Gand - silky jazz mankwork - I don't need to, I'm permenantly near a female with one part of my body, due to the massive size of my nob, it crosses timezones Gand - I wanna fuck your sweaty animal SEPTiMUS - (11:19) * PredatoR^ slaps predator with a 9" ET cock Spikeh^Code - u lagged ^SEPTiBOT^ ? ` - * Spikeh^Code slaps UNR-Luke around a lot SEPT|Away - (=]) <--- fuck knows what that is PredatoR^ - Transformers more than meets the eye autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the decepticons the Transformers robots in disguise the transformers more than meets the eye The Transformers!!! Spikeh^Code - Tried to lift it, couldn't even shift it, we was getting nowhere and so we ... had a cuppa tea <----- Lews 30 incher NightStrike - (+Dexyrunner) NightStrike owns :) PredatoR^ - "Trick or treat, penny or sweet, or i'll ha> omg I'm quite clearly a bumlick Broomstick - ð_ð <----- ET witch - bubble bubble toil and trouble, halt all connections, and fuck gregs modem. GANDiMUS - *** Gand is now known as GANDiMUS GANDiMUS - *** Revvy- is now known as REViMUS MANKiMUS - (Ways to stop FROSTiMUS making crap jokes): Deop, Devoice, +m Spikeh - moi j'adore le poisson Spikeui - you feel déféqué - will take a bath before you rotted vegetation very close mank - Spikeh^Chops, you smell of shit - go take a bath before you rot all nearby vegetation. Spikeui - Ozy, suck my faucet. Go kisses it AND to your gloomy while the jockey of kisses grants and blow a goat while you are his ozy - <@SEPTiMUS> ROFLROFL!!! ORORL SOMEONE ROCKET JUMPS PAST THE MOON JERKING AND LAGS OUT MID AIR Spikeh - [5:20] [Q PING reply]: 3yrs 34days 23hours 2mins 32secs Spikeh - i could if i broke your fucking spackers Spikeh - someone died at my school today :] mankaway - me and rev are animals (and mank, he's rabid tho) _Sybaman`_ - 13:1( WhO3rBoMb - SKPAPSAPSPKAS WhO3rBoMb - doh WhO3rBoMb - doh- Spikeh^Code - SEPT, referring to the LE game in the topic: can I kick mank out? ;) Spikeh^Code - 1) A man once spent four hours underwater in a swimming pool without an aqualung, but when he came up he was dead. Spikeh^Code - 2) The moon has no water on it, but if it did, there'd probably be loads of otters and trout living there. And bream. And chub. And halibut. Spikeh - i eat cunts, i shag cunts, i love cunt Spikeh - I fuckingwellown PredatoR^ - i fuckingwellsuck PredatoR^ - 7.5 days for 618mb's _Sybaman`_ - * Spikeh^Away is away. Reason: Fuck Spikeh^Away - 'Anal Alan' - Purchase in bulk from 'Suckable Friends' magazine PredatoR^ - Q.> why did ET cross the road? A.> to avoid me swinging a pick axe at his rugby ball head Spikeh - SEPTiMUS you WANK! mank - -#sqs- Spikeh^Away is the 1000th prick to be kicked since 19th July 2000 massivecock - rofl, its a fucking load of shit, all the people in it are gay. non of them are normal, there all doing universiry courses in the effects of cocacola advertising on the third world _Sybaman`_ - yeah, her arse will turn inside out under the might of his super cock PredatoR^ - ROFL... laughed if he extended his cock, and it ripped through his jeans and battered her about the face _Sybaman`_ - HRE'S DOING HER FROM BEGHIND :: i don't think we're watching the same movie ozy - SCREAMING, PUMPING, BLACK COCKS FROM MARS SHOWING NO MERCY AT RIPPING AND TURNING ANAL PASSAGEWAYS INSIDE OUT PredatoR^ - ROFL.. "CRUNCH, YOWZAA, THIS 52" COCK IS A PUSSY KILLER, WATCH OUT!!" PredatoR^ - "CRUNCH, YOWZAA, THIS 200" COCK IS A ANUS RIPPER! WATCH OUT!" _Sybaman`_ - ROFLROF... EARTH WOULD GO GALAVANTING ACROSS THE COSMOS WITH A 3 MILE COCK STICKINT OUT OF IT! PredatoR^ - http://xdoor.com/frame.html?http://xdoor.com/sexfind/54.html _Sybaman`_ - IOTS A PYTON WITH A BELLEND ozy - my mum just walked in. ozy - http://xdoor.com/frame.html?http://xdoor.com/sexfind/7.html Spikeh^Away - [12:16] Lew, I FUCKING LOVE NTL [12:19] *** Quits: ^SEPTiBOT^ (septibot@pc29-middlesborough1.mid.cable.ntl.com) (Ping timeout for ^SEPTiBOT^[pc29-middlesborough1.mid.cable.ntl.com]) Snow|Firework0s - i got fireworks shooting right past my window ;] snoweh, beware, could be ET's spacecraft landing :/ mank - Now, I really need to get rid of this excrement before I drop a load on my carpet mank - "the male is an incomplete female chromosome. In other words the male is a walking abortion; aborted at the gene stage. To be male, is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples" <-- omg, how derogatory.. i am going to sue. Spikeh - "For you CUNT LAMER ASSHOLES OUT THERE!! Here's the 2k stream! Suitable for listening to on a musical toothpic!" PredatoR^ - my pants smell of saddam hussains ramadham powder S^ - http://home.sol.no/~gareriks/billox_sex.jpg F^ - I gots AncientSecretsoftheKamaSutra.avi :) S^ - * Spikeh is back from:[ ] [ Gone for: 1609wks 3days 16hrs 24mins 53secs ] [ Since: ] S^ - * ozy is playing |R| rejected (Moo.dll, file type ignored) mank - got a shitload of "CD Gamer"s from 1983 or something tho SEPTiMUS - no they're just flab tits Bigga - spackers aren't as accurate as headphones Spikeh - [10:47:31] u gotta hear this EXCELLENT NTL customer service response to my mate in Cambridge, he has cable too and it was shat. Right, he rang NTL up and said it was pants they said, "Well sir, maybe a lot of people are changing television channels in your area". Then she said "Are you saying you have two cables, one for your modem and one for your tv" SEPT^ZzZz - Lew: "Say hello Rev!" Rev: "Awwwoight!" Lew: ":/" Snoweh - tú es un weakesto linkio adíos! PredatoR^ - there was a young man from nantucket, whos dick was so long he could suck it, he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin "if my ear were a cunt, i'd fuck it" PredatoR^ - the new parantal controls of AOL, are shit. they prolly bombard you with massive cocks in your email with freecockaday@gayphoneline.aol.com SEPTiMUS - rofl @ DUN icon spewing blood and guts Spikeh^Away - PredatoR^: Go out, get pussy, come home, shag pussy, kick pussy out door, eat chops mank - cunt mank - haehae mank - there was a young man from nantucket, whos dick was so long he could suck it, he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin, if my ear were a cunt i'd fuck it mank - cunted PredatoR^ - there was a little cunt called ET, who used to roam the streets shouting EEEE TEEEEE. until greg came out, and gave the cunt a clout, with a 14lb hammer.. ect SEPTiMUS - "MY DEFENCE IS USELESS;kill" _Sybaman`_ - hahahaha 2 big for notepad :[ SEPTiMUS - lew u anal beard Spikeh - //msg Shadow` $str(RAH,100) _Syb\Away`_ - "say I AM A LEMMING;kill" SEPTiMUS - rofl lew, he looks like he's had a brain operation, the way his head is all deformed and half shaven _Sybaman`_ - bleak SEPTiMUS - JUST AS WE WERE TALKING ABOUT IT... ET RUNS IN AND SHITS ON MY HEAD Revvy- - [20:49] *** ^SQSBot^ sets mode: -b CraigDavid!*@* SEPTiMUS - SEPTiMUS - who shagged the horse mank - "I slept at home thinking of Laura and her flat chest and bald fanny, ONLY JOKING (About the bald fanny)" [WtF]Mockler - <----- BLEAK [4J^Mist] - <-- woz in h00d HAEHAE [4J^Mist] - WE ARE THE 4JOCKS AND WE'rE HERE (and queer) TO OWN J))))) SEPTiMUS - im going to marmalise that little gimp mocKler - *Mockler Dies* "fucks sake my sensitivity has changed" *whacks mouse on desk* "fuck off" *mockler dies* "fucking wont change thru console" *mockler dies* "cheating quad fuck" SEPTiMUS - http://193.15.227.82/music/2-adlrj423q5rj2qlkrjlq2r4jl12jramadmq45135i23fadfadkfasldfafjadslfjalsfjsadlfjaslfjlasasdf1351234vzvarqwervzxcvzxmcvzxcmvzxc45623rtafzxcvzcxzadfafasdfasdf456498/(goldenscan)-sunrise__dj_tiesto_remix-cdm-tclub.www_jaydee_cz S^ - * SEPTiMUS rapes connie _Sybaman`_ - what happened to "hulk hogan" ? i thought it was a good wrestler??? | no he died about 15 years ago greg | he was about 80 then The_Rock - WHERE EVERYTHING MOVES QUICKER THAN DALE WINTON NEAR A NAKED MAN sybathewrestler - whats rock bottom? he fuck them or something? SEPTiMUS - I THOUGHT SUPERMARKET SWEEP WAS BROADCASTED WORLDWIDE <--- ITS THAT GOOD sybathewrestler - * Dale_Winton attacks SEPTiMUS with an inflatable banana Dale_Winton - DALE JERKS IN FROM THE LEFT sybathewrestler - FOSHGIF is japanese for :/ sybathewrestler - so he runs around shouting :/ then lags out sybathewrestler - * mank fell in the jizm sybathewrestler - I sit in houses and stuff and think about leet places to spam pills sybathewrestler - or I'll be walking down a packed highstreet and think "FFS, Quad+cg would 0wn now." predatoR^ - when ET is on telly, i can't resist throwing the telly off a bridge in front of a 1000ton freight train SEPTiMUS - *** Steve_Blackman has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Steve_Blackman[host212-140-107-118.btinternet.com]) _Syb\Away`_ - one of my mates cunted a pe teahcer with a stone _Syb\Away`_ - he is the sort of person who will run from one end of a field to the other then come back and cunt you SEPTiMUS - you can see all the spackers screaming and flailing, there heads pressed madly against the windows _Syb\Away`_ - there's some cunt at my school caleld john arse or somthing, and he is a cunt cunt cunt, he has to leave school 30 minutes early, and he arrives 30 minutes late so that no one cunts him on the way home / into school _Syb\Away`_ - Q.> why did mockler cross the road A.> CAUSE THE FUCKING QUAD FUCKIGN DAMAGE WAS THERE mank - I just had some insane throughts about snowbleak _Syb\Away`_ -  ! L o o k a J o s 0 w n !  ^SEPTiBOT^ - L33tabix ozy - SEPTIMUS - SPING JANGLER SEPTiMUS - spunk dribbling william hauge mank - wiggle your lead mank - Xero has a bimbo moment - * X|e|R|o exit oops exit ffs *** X|e|R|o (xero-@p27.nas1.man.opaltelecom.net) Quit ([w w w . s u b x e r o . c o . u k]) SEPT^Game - IM GONNA GO AND RAPE MOJO THE BIG SWEATY BITCH ozy - big black thicker-than-everest blacker than black rubber tusk of anal destruction PredatoR^ - "ET injection moulded tatty shit, made in china" Anti^Christ - PredatoR is now called Anti-Christ Spikeh - puck head Spikeh - <_Sybaman`_> i fucked her, anally init _Sybaman`_ - hold the fuck on SEPTiMUS - I see a pair, wait for him to slam then I bring down my hand with an almighty WHAM and break his hand, the table, the floor and the tectonic plate on which I'm currently residing _Sybaman`_ - DONT ADD NOTES TO THE NOTES FFS _Sybaman`_ - -^SEPTiBOT^- Your note has been added. _Sybaman`_ - DMNH!!S;;SFUCKJGIJN GEL KLK FUYCK OS SKAE STOP OIT _Syb\Food`_ - bleakheart _Syb\Food`_ - omg syb u just sit and 0wn ozy - strapped to his massive cock, fucking thing pounding your anal ring, your screaming, but blood is running from your ass rofl.. the thomas cook bloke from casualty is laughing his head of Spikeh - scr_showturtle <----- an actual command in q2 ozy - imagine the bell of steel ripping through your hind, mercylessly pounding again, and again, and again, and AGAIN, WHAM, WHAM , WHAM FUCKING BANG BANG ozy - imagine it.... strapped to a chair in a dark room, then all of a sudden he appears "look after number one, let number one look after you, }:)" pulls his trousers down to reveal "big black ben" already hard and glistening, runs up to you and blatantly thrusts it up your back door, your screamning with pain., until you pass out from loss of blood PredatoR^ - fucking hell it's just a cock PredatoR^ - black glistening cock poised to turn all anal rings to mince meat before it loses its erectness ozy - greg - thompson monster cock, thick black and shining, burying its way into your small intestine, mercylessly disemboweling, tapeworm raping, blod squirting from what was your ass, as the thompson cock continues to pound,.. its 0wning laughing and pounding again and AGAIN SEPTiMUS - the man from casualty, taylor, if you don't watch out, he will come at night, and rip your ass in two Taylor - Avoid Predator late at night mank - I'm so crap at multitasking I panic if I have to do more than 1 thing at a time _Sybaman`_ - something was l33t dyna` - (eek) i got the "Heavenly Garb" for killing "The King Cow" :D dyna` - * dyna` slaps Arse around a bit with a large trout mankBOT - <[PlaT]> SHIT I CANT RIGHT CLICK COS MY MOUSE IS BROKEN SEPTiMUS - *** ^Q^ has quit IRC (Nick collision (you're a ghost)) Q` - * PredatoR^ is back -[ brb ]- gone 9 s Plat - i like to spam... i like... i like to spam PredatoR^ - 14(@Spikeh14): Im gonna fuck some ass tonight Braveheart - My willy smells Plat - SUCK MY KNOB SEPTIMUS, DO IT NOW!!! AHH, MUCH BETTER! ^spikeh - i like to rub little boys Qm^Soul^ - there was a old man from nantucket, who's dick was so long he could suck it, he said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin "if my ear were a cunt i'd fuck it" Qm^Soul^ - a scotsman who lived on the loch, had holes down the length of his cock, he could get a erection and play a selection of johann sebastian bach PredatoR^ - * XeRo|Beer drinks fine yorkshire beer ... and eats fine marks 'n' spencer yogurts .. and drinks fine safeway cranberry juice ... and eats fine safeway pork pies with fine safeway sandwitch pickle SEPTiMUS - a "scone" is such a bleak word, say it out allowed.. a descriptive way of writing "scone" would be on a dark grey piece of slate, with a dark yellow crayon, a particualy bleak word PredatoR^ - fuck off retard, you don't watch digimon.. get with the times ffs. SEPTiMUS - 4k shits lew! PredatoR^ - rofl.. .your asleep at night, then, all of a sudden you hear this "look after number one, let number one look after you" and the casualty bloke is stood above your bed with those huge white teeth grinning, you scream as his pulls out his massive dong, you are unable to move paralised with fear by the huge pounding tree-trunk.... screams of pain as he pummels your virgin ass AGAIN and AGAIN... PredatoR^ - imagine walking through a forest, then all of a sudden all the birds stop singing, and the light goes dark, a massive bell shaped shadow casts over you, you look round, and the casulaty bloke is stood there in his white jacket, "look after number one let number one look after you >=]" you scream as his 200" cock rips through his jeans and outstretches itself in front of your face, where it lets loose a 1000gallon jet of semen, drown PredatoR^ - screaming as its fax port was split by IRC's spamming cock _Sybaman`_ - I just magnetically 0wn Braveheart - and ive just cunted my pants, excuse me a minuite Braveheart - C++ for real thick bastards"... rofl Spikeh - cookie=cunt Spikeh - <_Syb\Away`_> cookie is renowned for his gayness Qm^Soul^ - dslds Qm^Soul^ - * Spikeh cunts his pants Revvy- - [19:20] god that is so fucking crap I cant turn it off PredatoR^ - www.clan-zone.net/rm/index3.html !!! PredatoR^Away - 1(+X|e|R|o01): fcuks cake ozy - if anyone knows that thing is just above your top lip and just below your nose, let me know SEPTiMUS - * SEPTiMUS slaps SEPTiMUS around a bit before slapping himself [IC]Kahn - I want Lew's 30" dick! Spikeh - * SEPT^FF7 spals sipkeh SEPT^FF7 - or chi8llisoft Spikeh - ROFNMA ozy - there once was a casualty man, who drove around in a BT van, he'd call upon houses, and pull down his trousers, and thrash your ass on his van ozy - rets u a hpb? *** Quits: Retty (Ping timeout for Retty[host213-1-168-193.btinternet.com]) ozy - rofl house of pain.. thats the name of the Casualty blokes house SEPTiMUS - TEXAS ANUS MASSACRE Predator^ - if you go down to the woods today, your in for a big surprise, a big black bloke with a 5ft cock gouging out your eyes. ^SEPTiBOT^ - quick, reboot the spaceship before it performs another jockeration PredatoR^ - 14(@GordonFreeman14): "slurping love juice from my own manhood" F^ - (F^) my head was inbetween my legs SEPTiMUS - THID NRTOWRKR IS CUNTEd ozy - Bob Spack SEPTiMUS - * ozy is playing Yomanda - Yomanda (Yomanda Remix).yomandamp3 SEPTiMUS - and if anyone DARES question how shit linux is I will have a spack all over them and dribble LinuxHater - rofl, tie the penguin down to a wooden floor, let the casualty bloke in "look after number one, let number one look after you" watch with hatred as the casualty man's black branch slams in and out and in and out and in and out, relentless fucking, anal splitting , screaming penguin dying of bloodloss for its sins on C: SEPT^ZzZZZ - im the ugly cuntling ouf our familty, im a pot bellied dwarf =/ PredatoR^ - ozy, shag this 5B==================D SEPT^ZzZZZ - lew i've seen her cunt its l33t bleak - my shit fuckign mings gregz - william hague is a balding bleakface gregz - this note is a attempt to 0wn all notes that have ever been added in the history of n0tes causde it is baf and gay and sucks massive cocks, ffs i always have to bring huge cocks into iut ozy - this note looks like William Hauge in PVC gregz - <><><><><______-------_______<><><><><> <--- fucked if i know what that is ozy - it's william hauge after I run him over with a tractor mank - stop raping the notes (and my dl) gregz - ;/ gregz - MY MUM JUST WALKED IN FROM WORK WITH A BAG FULL OF AOL DISKS, I SAID "why all the aol disks" and she went "i hang them on my plants at my allotment, keeps the birds off!!!!!!!!!! ORORFORORFORFORORFORORORF Spikeh - #feds is the root of my forthcoming g-line :] PredatoR^ - (@Spikeh): Im not, i love gays PredatoR^ - (@Spikeh): Imagine having anal sex with ET and a watching as his super-deformed ass tears in 4 pieces and crackles and makes pathetic modem noises Spikeh - [11:03:40] *** Quits: gregz (PredatorQ2@host213-1-137-175.btinternet.com) (G-lined) Steve_Blackman - rROFL.,. we're like police.. walkijng the streets, we have gold badges with pictures of huge bellends on, we walk up to black blokes and say "SCUSE ME SIR, THIS IS BLACK COCK PATROL, WE NEED TO CHECK THE LENGTH OF YOUR CANNON, INCASE IT CAUSES INJURY TO ANUS OR LOSS OF LIFE" to which the suspect is arrested and pined against a wall where his cock is measured, if its about 30" he is arrested by "BLACK COCK PATROL" SEPTiMUS - the women look like old slippers SEPT^Relaxing - i found a sticker saying "telephone" earlier, so i stuck it to my modem :] Taylor - that would fuck you up Spikeh^Away - TFM Talkin: Presenter: "Are you on the Internet?" Woman: "No I'm on the Telephone" Kahn-busy - Quake sucks, play a REAL MAN's game like Super Mario Brothers! SEPTiMUS - first time I went to a nightclub in ipsiwhc called sound acadamy... mank - I aimed for mockler all the time though _Syb\AFK`_ - lol SQS - clan that plays Rocket Arena 2, Capture The Flag, Jailbreak and.. Chess SEPTiMUS - ET POHENE HIMAEP:"M!¬ manky - nothing I can find takes long enough to download for me to press the stop button ffs mank - NTL are messing with the routers again :: they're just cunting on them :: they sit and throw stuff at the routers for a laugh :: like bins and chairs, and workstations :: and grand pianos :: they are replacing a router :: no they're throwing the London Philharmonic Orchestra at it SEPTiMUS - * greg cums so hard his bellend has to be stitched back on _Sybaman`_ - mank i love you 2 babeh *** mank sets mode: +b Trivial!*Unix@t1o28p99.telia.com SEPTiMUS - (5:28.45) BIG BLACK COCKS (5:28.46) yo _Sybaman`_ - :=) _Sybaman`_ - <_Spikeh`_> :! SEPTiMUS - There was this goth dancing.... like a fucking frog on rolerskates manky - i'm here, i'm here, i must admit i'm queer mank - *** ^SEPTiBOT^ (septibot@pc29-middlesborough1.mid.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Excess Flood) bubbah - *** SEPTiMUS has joined #sqs ldllgklhdklhdgk - quite a lot of fannys in it :: but no several thousand mile long cocks destroying ppl ldllgklhdklhdgk - tbh, i prefer nice descrete softporn, rather than fucking some bint from a alley doing the splits on a cactus ldllgklhdklhdgk - roflrofl., my mum rekons i look like a teddy bear with long hair :/ gregs - "i'm the slim shady.." DO I FUCKING CARE? gregs - "took her for a spank on monday, discovered she was 5 on a tuesday, got convicted on a wednesday, registered kiddy fiddler on thursday. ect" gregs - no you wanna buy a load of viagra.. hide it in a draw at home.. pull a bird, take her back and eat a whole fucking packet at once Pret0rian - dunno, never shagged her Pret0rian - u see the look she gave Chris Tarrent when he huged her, it was like get off me u revolting peasant! Man if i had just won a million on there i would bend chris over the chair mank - ROFL @ rob there. "WID YOU'VE WON £1000000" "alwight chwis =]" SEPTiMUS - "ET you've just won £1000000" "phone home" "ARN'T YOU EXCITED?!?!?!?!?" "chris tarrent overflowed" Pret0rian - get Bill gates up there the bastard. Hes on the 1 million pound queston he knows hes got it right, Chris Tarrent press's the button for the answer but a message pops up on screen . Unexspeced Vdx error. Press reset your computor Pret0rian - imagine your flying to mars, your on a pre programed course cant turn back. About 200.000 miles into space u fire up the centrall computor thats handles of of the ships vital affairs and a win98 screen pops up, u would shit your pants wouldn't you SEPTiMUS - Ahoy laddies, I be a lamer grape! Shiver me pancakes, hoist the arse cheese.. ARRR.. SEPTiMUS - <[IC]Kahn> so pikachu would mean "sneezing dick" [IC]Kahn - just walked in and waved my dick around a bit [IC]Kahn - screaming women swooning for my amazing... ahem SEPT^Away - exo got a vegatarian breaky and was given a plate of beans and mushrooms _Sybaman`_ - that's a bit unl33t gregz - CABLE GETS ORDERED TOMMOROW <------------------------------ gregz - a bloke was just on telly called "JIM BENDING" <-- how langleyroadish SEPTiMUS - and the massively deformed chickenmonkey with 12 eyes and arms the size of New Zealand Biggz - [00:41] *** Quits: Spikeh^Away (spikeh@pc30-stockton1.mid.cable.ntl.com) (Read error to Spikeh^Away[pc30-stockton1.mid.cable.ntl.com]: Connection reset by peer) _Sybaman`_ - i'm a rubber dildo [IC]Kahn - lew is gay, it's official mank - *** Jesus_Christ quit(Read error to Jesus_Christ [pc1-cloud9.hea.cable.ntl.com]: Connection reset by God) gregz - imagine a black bloke with a massive cock, who went round raping people... you could call him the "serial splitter" Spikeh - well I'm not prepaired to shag you, this is man love, not man/woman love ;) ozy - ooh oohhh hohohohoh hhhhohhhohhhhhhhh OHHH <-- hmm, he's just cum I think [IC]Kahn - <[IC]Kahn> Each time I put a glass of whiskey to my mouth, I hear a small voice saying "Swallow, bitch!" - Honest, I can't help myself :)) gregz - lol. where everyone rides cows and dogs instead of horses, cause all the jockeys on the richmond pit went and said "alwright youngen, you had out like? gregz - thats cos they're driving around singing "We have cable installed in this van and we get 60kbps" mank - it all seemed to go wrong when greg found IRC :P SEPTiMUS - ¦ ®à\\'|{ û £ø± §û¢|{ £¦|{é §é¶±¦Mû§ \\'¦±|-| §¶¦|{é|-| :) gand - the irish woman annoys me mank - omg I LOVE SNEEZING SEPTiMUS - * SHoCKiNG has risen (looking at porn (gone: 4s.. (detox+.04) _Syb\Busy`_ - * Spikeh is wibbling to tgdggdfgdsgfgsdgdsfg dfgd fsfdf f fg gffgfgfsdgdf :: DeliPlayer V1.10 SEPTiMUS - HIS LEGS ARE IN HYPER-SUPER-BEARD-HORSE-MEGAKICK MODE Bgz^aweh - -^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- ,‚¥,ƒX-„Ú-…V.†¯.‡/ˆZ/‰f/Šw/‹®/Œµ/¬&É/Extended Error %1File not foundPath ozy - [18:41] spike stood on a mountain shooting, then I creep up behind him in a cloaked vehicle, and drive over his head Spikeh - [6:56:15] * gregz loves NTL [6:56:23] *** Quits: SEPTiMUS (septimus@pc29-middlesborough1.mid.cable.ntl.com) (Read error to SEPTiMUS[pc29-middlesborough1.mid.cable.ntl.com]: Broken pipe) Spikeh - Possitions for DM3: <_Sybaman`_> Spikeh quad, Spikeh rail, Spikeh quad support, Spikeh rl pred - i love my cablemodem gregz - *** You were kicked from #sqs by fuseY (trout slaps are lame ·68·) gregz - EL thirtybleak Tee, modem raper of the west bromich estate ?!? gregz - ultimatley we're all dead men mank - sleep is salvation from life, waking up is punishment. mank - * Revvy is listening to 8,2 Sf64932 11,2 (0:40) gregzz - dim jregery SEPTiMUS - link from ampland "CLICK ->HERE<- FOR WEIRD SEX AND MIDGET FUCKING" _Sybaman`_ - LEW, DID YOU GET THAT HAT FROM THE MAN WITH THE GIANT COCK? gregzz - someone pass the prozac gregzz - I TILED IT ON MY PC AND EXPLORER SAID "FUCKS SAKE NO" mank - ]FUCKING ST6FU YOU FUCKIBG BAF0R MONSTF0R mank - iv not been able to tastte anything for a wek iv'e been eatning toast SEPT^food - and my cake hurts Spikeh - [9:30:14] i want chinkey then go to China you lazy fuck gregz - Q.>did you hear about the irish tap dancer? A.> he broke his ankle when he fell in the sink gregz - jbigz dont tell abnyone i'm drunkk ok mank - Lew's drunken attempt at a jizm scene: word 1! mank - Lew's drunken attempt at a jizm scene: &JIZM SCEENE* gregz - _/|\/|/\|/\|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\_ <--- bridge of bleakness Spikeh - *** SEPTiMUS is now known as SEPT^drinkofwal Spikeh - -^SQSBot^- You're not Spikeh, you're Spikeh. Spikeh - * Spikeh^Away slaps mank around a lot *** Quits: mank (therapy_@m9-mp1-cvx1c.swi.ntl.com) (Read error to mank[m9-mp1-cvx1c.swi.ntl.com]: Connection reset by peer) gregz - YOU CAN SIGN UP TO MASSIVECOCKS.COM BY RINGING A NUMBER..!! ROFL IMAGINE IT "ring ring... ring ring... hello massivecocks.com HI i'd like to sign up for massivecocks.com.." gregz - "this man and women are shaggin in bed, when the women suddenly pulls out a knife and chops the bloke cock off, throwing out of the window, at the same time a asian taxi driver goes past, he leans out of his window and shouts "fook me mon, there goes a fly with the biggest cock i've ever seen" ozy - "HI, I'VE BEEN ON YOUR WEBISITE RECENTLY, AND I AM IMPRESSED WITH ALL THE PIC OF HUGE BLACK BLOKES SPLITTING TIGHT TEEN ASS, ALL FOR $5 A MONTH. I'LL HAVE 2 SUBSCRIPTIONS PLZ! >=]" gregz - -Q- Welcome to Clan GSi the official llama free zone gregz - -Q- Welcome to Clan GSi the official llama zone gregz - [gregz] My Advice Is:It's your lucky week ! You will meet the girl of your dreams! <--- haha fucking likely story SEPTiMUS - anyone have RA2? mank - NO DONT not yet :: I'll tell u when u can cunt it SEPT^Xmas - h0 h0 h0 _Syb-ELF`_ - * Spikeh^Claus is wibbling to Kevin Bloody Wilson - Hey Santa Claus You Cunt :: DeliPlayer V1.10 _Syb-ELF`_ - :(? _Syb-ELF`_ - I camped outside an hour before the shops opened SEPT^Xmas - pressed a load of keys and my irc went l33t _Sybaman`_ - 0wned SEPTiMUS - * mankZ gives Bravetart a big BIG BLOW JOB gregZ - transbleakers, jockeys in disguise <---- NEW ACTION FIGURES AND TALKING JOCKEY, (from Matel) SEPTiMUS - when NTL install cablemodem do they check pc for porn ? rofl.. better get rid of all that dog shagging and kiddy cock sucking before they come =] mank - * mank plays 01 - The Dubliners - The rocky road to Dublin SEPTiMUS - i've ejaculated about 9000 times now, in a bit concerned cause my belled is halfway down the stairs SEPTiMUS - ummm... l33t = elite as in (its a quake word) for mint :) LOOKA ME IM A COMPLETE FUCK GregZ - /me decapitaes ozy with a massive cock, that all black men seem to have SEPTiMUS - * Chuck_Norris dribbles [IC]Kahn - * Chuck_Norris is foaming at the mouth SEPTiMUS - angelic, do you foam at the ass? GregZ - spike's arse is l33t <------------------------ ChungHiWang - looka ffs mank - irish folk music owns you SEPTiMUS - big black cock man wearing skirt without underwear it flops about and he trips over it gregz - mockler crashed my PC ffs william_hague - "DORNT TERK FUCKING WEAPON OFF ME WHEN AVE GOT QUAD *BANG* FUCKS SAKE" gregZ - -^SEPTiBOT^- Quote from P[r[e[d[a[t[o[R - they scream "SUNNY D" and there suddenly washed away by a 2 mile high tidle wave of semen pag - [14:46] cowfuck my arse.. S^ - BIRDSEYE POTATO WAFFLES THEY GO WITH BEANS, EGGS, BEANS, EGGS, BEANS, EGGS, SAUSAGES, BEANS, EGGS ozzzzy - huge black cocks from the the moon.. they come, mercilessly seeking anal tissue to tear and rend.. gregZ - ROFL... eek` - [15:08] <05pag> id poke her in the eye with my mutton dagger spak-mank - we are the super spak bro's Spikeh - cunt spak-fuse - this note will surpress other notes as it has the power or godliness type powah of the spak or the super kooper kunters which get defeated by the super spak bro's in the evil world of metropolis where the note grows into some far cunting thing that cunts the universe, and that my fellow spaks is why this cunting cunt of a note is so cunterful ! manky - where's lew? :: <[IC]Kahn> in the fridge trying to shrink his dick :) S^ - 0,4 * h0 h0 h0 * mank - xmas 0wns mankWORK - *** Seccy (tom@host62-7-103-224.btinternet.com) Quit (<[aAa]Zoss> [20:56:41] <[xeno]RiPZ> seccy .. tu es un salaud :D salad? salaud = cunt I want a tuna salad) greg - "ENLARGE YOUR PENIS NOW! CLICK ->HERE<-" gregZ - been on about massive cocks all day.. my m8 set 3 of the college pc's homepage to "WWW.MASSIVECOCKS.COM" and a load of girls came in after to do there ecomic studies, after when we were back in there, we got a lecture about not changing the "computer internet settings" me and my m8 died SEPTiMUS - shit i need cough medicine im fucvking du8er9og here... mankTHINGS - <[D12]Kronic> i am being hacked man somebody ios closing down my icq and ie _Sybaman`_ - ho ho ho you whore :| mank - www.massivecocks.com :: *** energy- (Unix@t3o28p58.telia.com) has left #sqs _Sybaman`_ - l33taclaus0r | santa claus is l33t0r | he bring0rs me presents0r0r0r | and i 0wn0r j00 all0r with my presents0r0r0r0r0r mankaClaus - *** _Sybaman`_ sets mode: +b *!*@64.23.2.30 :: *** ^SQSBot^ sets mode: -b *!*@64.23.2.30 :: *** ^SQSBot^ was kicked by _Sybaman`_ (^SQSBot^) :: *** _Sybaman`_ was kicked by Spikeh^Ill^Away (_Sybaman`_) :: *** ^SQSBot^ (SQS@64.23.2.30) has joined #sqs :: *** Spikeh^Ill^Away sets mode: +o ^SQSBot^ :: 0wn0r3d... mankaClaus - big fuck off notebig fuck off notebig fuck off notebig fuck off notebig fuck off notebig fuck off notebig fuck off notebig fuck off notebig fuck off notebig fuck off notebig fuck off notebig fuck off notebig fuck off notebig fuck off notebig fuck off notebig fuck off notebig fuck off notebig fuck off notebig fuck off notebig fuck off notebig fuck off notebig fuck off notebig fuck off notebig fuck off notebig fuck off note!!! l33t ozy - 0wn0wn0wn Angelic - parphead Angelic - Spikeh smells of poo and wee :] SEPT^Xmas - :D:DD:lelala mankaClaus - http://hjem.get2net.dk/rohde/index.htm _SybaClaus`_ - <_SybaClaus`_> du bist pe0n eeker - [20:33] he said moose on the weakest link eeker - [20:48] <05[IC]Sats> Im amazed by its amazingness mank - Snowman sucks penis of big black man! _SybaClaus`_ - Hohoho, where's the bott0r>? mank - ^SEPTiBOT^ isn't here so I can't add a note :\ _SybaClaus`_ - :\\ mank - rape the notes :] _SybaClaus`_ - 0wn the notes.m,bn,jhkbvjkvnmbvnm mank - 0wn0r _SybaClaus`_ - dare anyone to !readnotes _SybaClaus`_ - -^SEPTiBOT^- 1,8!8,1C1,8A8,1U1,8T8,1I1,8O8,1N1,8! You have already added this note once. _SybaClaus`_ - sorry for raping the notes lew :[ mankaClaus - we're not sorry for raping the notes, cos we fucking enjoyed it _SybaClaus`_ - i am sorry :( _SybaClaus`_ - i pray for you to forgive my l33t sins :( mankaClaus - fuck me with your bible like c0ck _SybaClaus`_ - this is stupid, it's like !notes iygytdhtesrarfultd "sorry, that note has already been added" _SybaClaus`_ - hohoho [GregZ] - <[`|_^Spike^_|`]> 0,41 0\/\/|\| J00 P30|\|§ SEPTiMUS - Shower.exe caused a fatal exception 48524E:24857 in module water.dll Spikeh - William Bleak just b0ned the queens speech, Blair just told Bleak "You are the weakest link, Goodbye" and the lib dems all looked like geriatric fuck nuggets mankaClaus - 3,4*0,4M3,4*0,4E3,4*0,4R3,4*0,4R3,4*0,4Y3,4*4,4 3,4*0,4C3,4*0,4H3,4*0,4R3,4*0,4I3,4*0,4S3,4*0,4T3,4*0,4M3,4*0,4A3,4*0,4S3,4* _SybaClaus`_ - 3,4*0,4Ho3,4*4,4 3,4*0,4Ho3,4*4,4 3,4*0,4Ho3,4* mankaClaus - bitte Dank Lebe wohl mank - i'm half way through an Mp3 :: im working :: I'm lazy :: I'm l33t :: <^SQSBot^> And I just 0wn j00 :: <^SEPTiBOT^> And I help SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> Q.> what did micheal jackson say to ET? A:> "you are not alone... im a plastic cunt too" ( i also arse young boys with dariylea) [mankZ^] - *** SEPTiMUS (septimus@pc29-middlesborough1.mid.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Ping timeout for SEPTiMUS(pc29-middlesborough1.mid.cable.ntl.com) (ET Intervention)) [gregZ^] - omg im mint <---- 3> WHY AM I SAT LISTENING TO ET MUSI [gregZ^] - NTL get routed through mank's broken modem that's in the cupboard [gregZ^] - "GIMME THE MACHINEGUN, (pulls out knife) SLASH! SLASH!. UUUHH.. "BASTARD" (room echoes with screams of "BASTARD" and "CUNTOR" assorted l33t CS clans look in the corner of the room mocking the CS newbies as they kill each other for the weapons" [gregZ^] - it was the 3d one were u controlled a Yorkshireman's cap shaped craft with the mouse [gregZ^] - my crowbar is thrashing up and down like a black cock on these sciensts heads,, there screaming., and im thrashing... AGAIN AND AGAIN MUHUAHHAHA!!!!!!! >=] ........ <-- maybe i should calm down a bit (:[) [gregZ^] - DO YOU USUALY SEE COCKS BLUDGEONING PEOPLE DO DEATH GREG?!!? ozy - <[gregZ^]> I BET IT WAS 9FT LONG [gregZ^] - i had a atari2600, and i smashed it up about 4 years ago.. i tied it on the end of a string and smashed it round a concrete clothes pole in the end of my garden [gregz^] - "a bloke and women are shagging in bed, and the women chops the blokes cock off and throws it out of the window, at the same time a asian taxi driver goes past, leans out of his window and shouts "THERE GOES A FLY WITH THE BIGGEST COCK I'VE EVER SEEN" mankaClaus - héhóhíhá SEPTiMUS - fs she won't stop barking!? SEPTiMUS - then rapes Fold Harris Fold?!?! omg.. ???/ mank - our first hop title is fred.mankscupboard.com3 mank - our first hop title is fred.mankscupboard.com SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> OMG @ HIS COCK!! [gregZ^] - *** SEPTiMUS has quit IRC (Ping timeout for SEPTiMUS[pc29-middlesborough1.mid.cable.ntl.com] (ET Intervention)) [gregZ^] - i'd love to play this music when the NTL engineer was in my room setting up cable modem. he'd be thinking "omg, poor bastard" roflROFLROFL all ET posters on the wall... [gregZ^] - MY MUM JUIST WALKED IN AND WENT "what on earth are you listening to tim?" and i went "hell :/" [gregZ^] - always liked the sound of Jesus Lane Spikeh - www.clancity.com - this site is going to fucking 0wn you all, you do apreciate that dont you you fucking slags? Ure all inferior to our l33tness, you just cant copw with it and u know it [gregZ^] - *** ^SEPTiBOT^ sets mode: -b SEPTiMUS!*septimus@pc29-middlesborough1.mid.cable.ntl.com [gregZ^] - Q3 0wns mankaClaus - jizm SEPT^binting - <_SybaClaus`_> bind p Fuck. Spikeh - bind w "+forward;wait;wait;wait;+moveup;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;say I'M A LEMMING" =SQS=Spikeh was in the wrong place _SybaClaus`_ - ffs if we abuse notes we get banned from service :// _SybaClaus`_ - when i first wanked i thought i was so clever _SybaClaus`_ - ive wanked in some unlikely places Revvy - [22:53] and once my grandma caught me | [22:53] she caught me wanking in me room | [22:53] it's funny, because i can relate to it! _SybaClaus`_ - 4,2«2,4»13,2«2,13»15,2«2,15»8,2«2,8»11,2«2,11»9,2«2,9»0,1 0,2«»8B11leak8 A11s8 F11*ck!0«» 2,9«9,2»2,11«11,2»2,8«8,2»2,15«15,2»2,13«13,2»2,4«4,2» mankaClaus - *** ^SQSBot^ (SQS@64.23.2.30) Quit (hub.uk.quakenet.eu.org b0rk.uk.quakenet.eu.org)+ SEPT^Bint - <[gregZ^]> i just coughed and farted at the same time, and the fart came out like REALLY HARD and hurt like fuck :/ Taylor - <[gregZ^]> is gemma sat on his sword? =] [gregZ^] - how long can i last? [gregZ^] - mirr0r mirr0r on teh wall. who is teh l33test of them all? S^ - [18:54] *** S^ sets mode: +s [18:54] *** WeLLHaRD sets mode: -s [18:54] *** S^ sets mode: +p [18:54] *** WeLLHaRD sets mode: -p [18:54] *** S^ sets mode: +m [18:54] *** WeLLHaRD sets mode: -m [18:54] *** S^ sets mode: +i [18:54] *** WeLLHaRD sets mode: -o S^ mankaClaus - *** _Syb\Ra2`_ is now known as _Syb\Lag`_ [gregZ^] - i wudny like to call HH dance music, its more heartattack music mankaClaus - dont you hate it whwen your in the middle or somit and you forge what u were doign half way thur :: yeh i often forget im wanking and nip down the shops [gregZ^] - HELTER SKELTER Plat - i dont spam!!!!! _Sybaman`_ - !> Plat - i dont spam!!!!! [gregZ^] - YO UFCKING GAY [gregZ^] - brb need a shit [gregZ^] - i'm ugly, irish, blonde and fat :D [gregZ^] - B===============|} [gregZ^] - im talking to him :] [gregZ^] - "you have been removed by a moderator Please remember that the channel 4 chat is open to people of all ages, and therefore profanity and abuse are not tolerates, If you are unhappy with this decision, please contact chat@channel4.com [gregZ^] - I ASKED A TV CELEBRITY IF HE LIKED BLACK COCKS IN FRONT OF 712 PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!! ozy - email them saying "I am unhappy at your moderators removal from channel 4 chat, I feel massive black cocks should be discussed in a serious and straightworward manor with all ages - I am suing you for anti-supercannonist behaviour" [gregZ^] - "i am unhappy with the moderators decison to remove me from friday nights online chat with Dom joly, i feel the subject of massive black cocks twisting virgin anal flesh, is highy important, and should become a topical issue endured in your forums more frequently" [gregZ^] - "you have been removed by a moderator Please remember that the channel 4 chat is open to people of all ages, and therefore profanity and abuse are not tolerates, If you are unhappy with this decision, please contact chat@channel4.com mankaClaus - IS THAT AN ERECTION I SEE THERE BOY? :: *** SEPT^0ut (septimus@pc29-middlesborough1.mid.cable.ntl.com) Quit (=SQS=SEPTiMUS was squished.) mankaClaus - musical toothpick played through a mobile phone ::: HELLO? YEAH, I'M STREAMING SOME CH00NS, NAH THEY'RE CRAP [gregZ^] - this tune rocks [IC]Sats - I want to shag you mank mank - lew dool? :: in IRC? mank - ffs, we've given greg the abity to spam more efficiantly [gregZ^] - www.dolphinsex.org <-----------------read [IC]Sats - <[gregZ^]> i bet shaging a dolphin is like sticking your cock in a warm thermos flask full of liver mank - mank's force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire [gregZ^] - ROFL what a way to die.. haveing your neck broke by the force of a dolphins cock shredding your head [gregZ^] - ET is just a cunt. <---- end of story _Sybaman`_ - winamp fails horribly in playing Camel Beat SEPTiMUS - I had a chance to pull again tonight, aparently this lass had facied me all through college but she wasnt exatly.. umm Well, she looked like Bruce Forsyth... [gregZ^] - system info: os (Windows 98 (4.10 - 2222)) || mem (Usage: 89/128MB (69.53%) [||||||||||]) || cpu (1-AMD K7 (0.18 µm) {4} @~807.73MHz) || res (1024x768) || uptime (1d10h34m26s) || Free for pr0n on C: ( 7.08Gb ) || Online: ( 3wks 1day 11hrs 11mins 45secs || mank - <[gregZ^]> even funnier revvy, my next door neighbour can have all there stuff., but i can't have fuck all [gregZ^] - go fuck yourself greg [IC]Sats - <[gregZ^]> bt are just NOT FUCKING CAPABLE.. SEPT^Away - Plat turns into the Incredible Hulk " RARGH!" [gregZ^] - might go laggy for a sec, just browsing for something <_Syb\Away`_> err, browsing for the shower? no, before i get in the shower :P mankaClaus - *** nrgClaus (Unix@t3o28p69.telia.com) has joined #sqs :: <[gregZ^]> 0,4*JIZM SCENE* [gregZ^] - lol ozy, me and my old work mates could make a robot that would rape "sir killalot" it would be called "sir massivecock" and have a huge 15" stainless cock on the front that ejacualted bolts of electrcity SEPT^Girly - you couldn't frag me mankaClaus MegaWaffle - I want a meal that consists of Waffles, chips, roast potato and mash [gregZ^] - X-BOX BILL GATES MACHINE MegaWaffle - NTL: Can we fix it? Customer: CAN YOU FUCK! Tay|bed - And on the 5th day he did create L33+ness and from that day on #quake2.uk was a bleak place irgiurg - Quote from SEPTiMUS - (5:28.45) BIG BLACK COCKS (5:28.46) yo [gregZ^] - lkjgdlkjg [IC]Kahn - <[IC]Kahn> -"Erm I'll have a choon.. a choon... a YA YA choon YA YA YA!!!!! choon-a sandwich mam" Xmas-SnowMan - [14:18] <[gregZ^]> !quote [14:18] !quote [14:18] *** Quits: ^SEPTiBOT^ (Excess Flood) [gregZ^] - bleak innit <[gregZ^]> do not use MY language without a prior written request <====== illeigal use of "greg language" Xmas-SnowMan - well sorry, I dont feel like building a germ moderated clean-room to plug a 3d card in [gregZ^] - £70 qid a month says it is ;0 but your irish [gregZ^] - * SEPTiMUS is playing Michael Jackson - Billie Jean :: DeliPlayer V1.10 [gregZ^] - if we all gave serious answers and asked serious questions, this room wouldn't be the happy, funny and l33t place it is [gregZ^] - i don't need reminding about how shit i am... [gregZ^] - *** ^SEPTiBOT^ has quit IRC (Excess Flood) mankaClaus|mp - <[gregZ^]> rofl, i could run to your house with the CD give it you, and run back, would be quicker SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> thats a l33t dong SEPT^Work - I'm gonna break windows ninety-face's head [gregZ^] - i am a cunt [gregZ^] - neil sucks hacksaws [gregZ^] - im FUCKING bored.. [gregZ^] - MY M8 IS LOOKING ON MASSIVECOCKS.COM!! mankaClaus - * _Sybaman`_ is playing FARMSEX[1].wav [gregZ^] - i love my connection [gregZ^] - * h0 h0 h0 ** h0 h0 h0 ** h0 h0 h0 ** h0 h0 h0 ** h0 h0 h0 ** h0 h0 h0 ** h0 h0 h0 ** h0 h0 h0 ** h0 h0 h0 ** h0 h0 h0 ** h0 h0 h0 ** h0 h0 h0 ** h0 h0 h0 ** h0 h0 h0 ** h0 h0 h0 ** h0 h0 h0 ** h0 h0 h0 ** h0 h0 h0 ** h0 h0 h0 ** h0 h0 h0 ** h0 h0 h0 ** h0 h0 h0 ** h0 h0 h0 ** h0 h0 h0 ** h0 h0 h0 ** h0 h0 h0 ** h0 h Xmas-Snowman - 0,4* h0 h0 h0 * [gregZ^] - who wants a game of IRC connect 4? [gregZ^] - why aint MSN Messenger connecting!?!? [gregZ^] - im just shit [gregZ^] - * SEPTiMUS is an arse biscuit taster Spikeh^Away - I want a christmas kiss from all of you SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> icq won't connect to the net, so if i click "check connection status" it opens ie5 and goes to www.icq.com.. ROFLROF WHAT SHIT FUCKING PIE PEOPLE-NESS [gregZ^] - SUCK MAAA BLACK NIPS BIATCH... SUCK EM GOOOORDD.. [gregZ^] - u sound like a public school cunt lew [gregZ^] - im a cunt <--------- i admit it <---------- Spikeh^Away - Nullsoft SHOUTcast Server is an application that runs as an application << NO FUCKING SHIT.... [gregZ^] - I have pepsi IN MY MOUYTH Spikeh^Away - #sqs ffssfasfdgsdgsd!*@* Channel ban/ignore list is full Revvy - [21:42] *** [gregZ^] was kicked by Q (You are BANNED from this channel.) << CUNTED BY Q mankaClaus - "Are any of you gay? None of you are gay are you? Cos I hate gays" GREG^ - ---------> 3 days till cable0r0r0r0r0r0r <---------- mankaClaus - im big and gay and have a particular fetish for men shooting thier love juices on to my ball bags gummeh^bear - "WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY NEEEE, AND WE DEMAND THAT YOU BRING US A SHRUBBERY" mankaClaus - it's a nice shubbery, i like te laurels particularly Xmas-Snowman - FUCK SEEIKK!! DONT FUCKING TEEIIKK WEAP0NS OFF MEEEH WHEIEIN IVE GOOT QUAD! mankaClaus - We are the music makers, and we are the keepers of the dweebs Xmas-Snowman - FUCK SEEIKK!! DONT FUCKING TEEIIKK WEAP0NS OFF MEEEH WHEIEIN IVE GOOT QUAD! SEPTiMUS - <[GregZ^]> ETradio ON 62.7.27.138:8000 TUNE IN BEFORE I TIME OUT! [GregZ^] - lets do a Mocker sound depo [GregZ^] - how did u no where i was ? [GregZ^] - <[GregZ^]> one good way of making Q2 run like fuck, type in cl_maxfps 0 k Spikeh - On Tuesday 12th December, 2000 the whole of #webdev was IMPRESSED by something we've done: [5:56:37] Spikeh: looks sweet :) [5:56:59] very nice spikeh, BWesque ;) [6:00:42] Spikeh: btw, that siet dioes look really good, im impressed Spikeh - last note about ClanCity.com test page [gregZ^] - 2 days till cable :DDD mankaClaus - * mankaClaus plays "The Bampton Traditional Morris Dancers - Bobbing Around" for 2:30 [gregZ^] - * Marco fires his trusty double-barrel shotgun at Spikeh, causing His to slam backwards through the nearest wall. [gregZ^] - <[gregZ^]> marco, i get over 800fps at 1024x768 800 fps bollox Spikeh - * edz is chillin to mockler :D mankaClaus - * ^A A A A H H H - F U C K S - S E E E E I I I K K - D O N T - T A K E - W E A P O N S - O F F - M E - W H E N - I - G O T - Q W A D^ * Spikeh - Men get a hard-on - Women get a slop-on Spikeh^Away - :& <---- wtf is that ? Spikeh^Away - <'(((_< <------- fish about to drown mankaClaus - people who dance to this deserve to lag and pj out of existance :: they do, look at Greg mankaClaus - <[Xmas]Demi> whats java programming used for? :) :: <_Sybaman`_> making ggames like q3 [gregZ^] - "ET and his friend were walking down the road.. they pass a wide window, where a family are gathered around a table, eating turkey and pulling christmas crackers.. suddenly ET stops and starts crying.. his m8 says "ET.. cmon m8. whats up" ET points to the christmas cracker and sobs "bwhaaaaa.. thats where i was born" Taylor - <[gregZ^]> this time tommorow. it will be thursday. THURSDAY THE 14TH OF FUCKING DECEMBER.. ET GET ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES AND BEG FOR YOUR PLASTIC HEED NOT TO BE MELTED Taylor - <[gregZ^]> "angelic, do your piss flaps feel like pitta bread?" [gregZ^] - You'll form a special relationship with this Interactive E.T.. The more you play together, the more he'll say and do, and the more fun you'll have together. <------ YEAH FUCKING 2 RIGHT.. STUCK ON THE END OF MY COCK IS THE ONLY CUNTING RELATIONSHIP ET WILL HAVE AFTER TOMMOROW Xmas-Snowman - bind 3 lamequit ; alias lame quit "say unfair ; say you were armoured up, i wasn't ; quit" [gregZ^] - this is my last night of dialup.. Spikeh - $pref::pingTimeoutTime = "900"; <--- HA , u wot? [gregZ^] - * Taylor rubs sophie *JIZM SCENE* ew Spikeh - gragz? mankaClaus - 0,4>>> NO RUBBING <<< [gregZ^] - =:)8+< [gregZ^] - /me is going to tidy up room and get stuff sorted for cable-modem installation tommorow :DDDDDDDDD [gregZ^] - i like the laurels particuarly [gregZ^] - you like what i'm playing sats? *** [IC]Sats has quit IRC (Leaving) [gregZ^] - im gonna miss him too =`/ [gregZ^]] - *** [gregZ^] has quit IRC (Ping timeout for [gregZ^][host62-7-103-199.btinternet.com]) <--------- HAHAHAHAHAHA WANKERS!!! SEPTiMUS - ancient viking superkicker, Chuck Norse SEPTiMUS - 8,9D4,11I9,13E8,9D4,11I9,13E8,9D4,11I9,13E8,9D4,11I9,13E8,9D4,11I9,13E8,9D4,11I9,13E8,9D4,11I9,13E8,9D4,11I9,13E8,9D4,11I9,13E8,9D4,11I9,13E8,9D4,11I9,13E8,9D4,11I9,13E8,9D4,11I9,13E8,9D4,11I9,13E SEPTiMUS - ahhhhhhahahaha i look like a skeiton klaeb - someone buy me a proper blokes voice SEPTiMUS - i dont know whats worse SEPTiMUS thinkin he's eating my sandwich or me wantin it back??? mankaClaus - * SEPTiMUS watches as everyone in #sqs begins chasing each other, with several underwear laden women also joining on the chase, Benny Hill music continues, everyone falls over. Fade. Credits. _Syb\Food`_ - he's doing something bleak with his nob mankaClaus - u have to buy mirc <-- or else marco will come and rape you mankaClaus - where from www.clan-sqs.com mankaClaus - i dont wana be in sqs!¬ Spikeh^Away - im shit at typeing _Sybaman`_ - An company ein America asking me to make an website _Sybaman`_ - *** Jos has quit IRC (fuck you) [gregZ^] - ITS FUCKING WORKING [gregZ^] - pc85-not13.cable.ntl.com (62.254.14.85) SEPTiMUS - i got chewqingh gum in my eye:/ SEPTiMUS - Will you STOP picking on me you evil bitch SEPTiMUS - :D mankaClaus - u jump off a ledge with 2h, land, think "OMG I DIDNT CRATER", begin to walk away then Q2 throws a church organ down the line at you full of "CRATER" signals mankaClaus - * SEPTiMUS gives a yelp as several of his ribs snap SEPTiMUS - spunk dribbling anus cementer william hauge SEPTiMUS - * Spikeh is back from:[ Cunting my server ] [ Gone for: 13mins 53secs ] [ Since: 19:22:19 ] SEPTiMUS - your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 mankaClaus - it is a good shubbery, i like the laurles particularly mankaClaus - *** ozy has quit IRC (Ping timeout for ozy[host212-140-107-37.btinternet.com]) :: <[gregZ^]> NO MORE OF THAT FUCKER FOR ME Spikeh^Away - 4,4 6,6 7,7 8,8 9,9 10,10 11,11 12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 3,3 5,5 4,4 6,6 7,7 8,8 9,9 10,10 11,11 12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 3,3 5,5 _Sybaman`_ - 0,4 * JIZM SCENE * Spikeh^^Away - <@SEPTiMUS> this is like one big fucking orgy <--- Proving Lew has no idea of the REAL WORLD mankaClaus - 8,1 Welcome Back DJ-Sophie 8,5 I missed ya !!!! _Sybaman`_ - Bravetart is deadly bleak. _Sybaman`_ - * Bravetart gets down on her knees before the lovely DJ-Sophie, " DJ-Sophie, will you marry me?" mankaClaus - I arsed Lew when I met him _Sybaman`_ - p_kick bravetart Spikeh^^Away - <@SEPTiMUS> are there any more ways to describe your dirty bits? mankaClaus - this is this, this is it - not my kisses, just my fist. Sybaman - 4^13°8·13°4^ mankaClaus - HERE I AM MOTHEFUCKERS Sybaman - I AM FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING Spikeh^^Away - Gregs... just... playing q3, no more ET jokes, constant Q3 playing.. and he's no longer with us.... and end of an era.. ike Murray Walker quitting F1 Spikeh^^Away - We had a exchange student, helping in german.. she had this massive furry coat and one day me and my mate were talking about it... he accidently came out with "Monica, is that a real german" When he was supposed to say "Is that real Fur?" soul|b^fast - *** ^SQSBot^ has joined #sqs Xmas-Snowman - 0,4:] SEPTiMUS - <[IC]Kahn> =8-} Spikeh - Imagine calling your kids..... Nathanial and Superfly Xmas-Snowman - 9>4:]6+2< mankaClaus - -^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- [IC]Sats is the 2000th m0ngl0rd to be kicked since 19th July 2000 mankaClaus - *** mankaClaus sets mode: +o ^SQSBot^ :: <^SQSBot^> Op meh u biatch! mank - mank, I can touch the small of my back with my cock mank - I can scratch my head with the bellend mankaClaus - 22:02:39 yo :: 22:02:41 l8r ozy- - <_relix_> HELLO <_relix_> HOW R U Who are you? and why are you using caps? <_relix_> HELLO <_relix_> BECAUSE MY DOG ATE THE CAPS LOCK KEY [gregZ^] - pc85-not13.cable.ntl.com (62.254.14.85) <-------- mint SEPTiMUS - like seeing the enemy on raindance come flying into your territory, watching your turrets knock 10 bells of shit out of them, then the remaining smoking wreck flying into your flag tower at 2366mph and exploding [gregZ^] - ffs windows media player just decided to upgrade itself :/ [gregZ^] - "microsoft has detected that you have not resistered your copy of windows 3.1 please register now, or cunt.exe will take over your pc" [gregZ^] - * _Sybaman`_ is playing Vengaboys - We like to party _Sybaman`_ - <[gregZ^]> im downloading mediaplayer 7 just so i can delete it <[gregZ^]> jsut to watch my cable SEPTiMUS - !"£$%^&*()_+ PAG +_)((*&^%$£"! SEPT^Away - * [IC]Kahn HITS chello with a FUCKING MALLET [gregZ^] - when i'm drunk I just go up to girls and ask them for a shag Spikeh^Away - <@Spikeh^Away> U coming to the next BLR so i can shag you in your sleeping bag ?! <+CrImB|o|XeR|o|> ye <+CrImB|o|XeR|o|> cant wait YES - <05s2d-snowman> fkin 30 pins would 0wn ozy - <[gregZ^]> eh up, cabler on napster downloading "ayumi hamasaki-power snow (instrumental).mp3" <--- what a jockey SEPT^Busy - You are the bleakest link, goodbye. [gregZ^] - [18:45] because you seem to be bending the laws of IRC script [gregZ^] - [20:24] *** Xmas-Snowman has quit IRC (Excess bleak) ozy - <[gregZ^]> FACE LIKE A BAG OF CHISELS Xmas-Snowman - http://www.floppyonline.com/ SEPT^Piss - (Usage: 42/2048MB (4.01%) [||||||||||]) mankaClaus - "You are the bleakest link, Goodbye." _Sybaman`_ - "You are the bleakest link, Goodbye."  [gregZ^] - Memory: (Usage: 69/64MB (104.44%) [|C|U|N|T|E|D]) _Sybaman`_ - vunt Spikeh - <@ozy> that logo reminds me of some nazi warfare group <@ozy> oops <@ozy> wrong window mankaClaus - * Angelic slaps pag around a bit with a large trout :: * pag pokes Angelic eye out with his love truncheon Spikeh^Away - MEAT! Spikeh^Away - Clive! _Sybaman`_ - ([SNAS3]ArseFace): Super Ninja Attack Squad 3 aint lame _Sybaman`_ - my dad 0wns _Syb\l33t`_ - [19:36] will the real slim shady plz stand up thx! admin???? Spikeh - he got layed earlier this year, and matured a lot, heh Spikeh - [9:39:35] *** Mock|dinner sets mode: +o Spikeh - in #wtf ozy - what do you call a squashed baked-bean? a has-bean SEPTiMUS - rofl I can do insane things with little faces of various people like mark morison and khaled rhubard drongo ozy - bovine _Sybaman`_ - _Sybaman`_ is bint@m49-mp1-cvx2a.lee.ntl.com SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^f00dl0r]> FFS.. these chips have green kibbles on then =[ _Syb\WshinUp`_ - "WE CAN DO THE HAND JIVE" SEPTiMUS - there was a kid at school called "Carl Gibbons"... we all used to call him "fuck head" SEPTiMUS - <_Sybaman`_> i was cunting my mum while playing <_Sybaman`_> not literally Spikeh^Away - <@_Sybaman`_> nasti0ids _Sybaman`_ - [22:30] OMG, i've just got an ICQ message saying "hey, I can't believe I get to live next door to u" ????????????????? mankaClaus - ^¬^ _Sybaman`_ - [22:34] * j3nny is listening to echt - du tr gst keine liebe in dir | [22:34] yeah, i have that too? mankaClaus - i am fucking homosexual, i fucking admit it _Sybaman`_ - mank is gay. Taylor - Spike needs a woman fast before his testicles explode in a testosterone blow-out Spikeh^Away - www.paperclipdesign.co.uk [gregZ^] - i can't dance.. i look like a drunken person with parkinsons diesies Spikeh^Away - ¬ = not sign E - 12:31:14 <05S> 0845 650 1234 _Sybaman`_ - WinME is f gay. SEPTiMUS - i've got a black giganta Spikeh^Work - ROFL LEW LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THEM DEMESTOS MONSTERS FROM THE 90S ADVERTS Spikeh - [7:43:24] -> *q* WHOIS Q [7:43:24] -Q- Who on earth is that? Spikeh^Away - OZWALD Spikeh - <[gregZ^]> rolrofl.. cunting hell.. i'll die without blackcocks.. Spikeh - <@ozy|drunk> @L:)D Spikeh - <@ozy|drunk> SUFFOLJK RAPES YOU ALL WiTH A RAKE S - <[gregZ^]> lew, im going to go down langley road tommorow.. and its going to be particuarly bleak ozy|drunk - LANGLEY ROAD <---- BLEAK AS ERIC BRISTO mankaClaus - i'm going to own you Spikeh^Away - [12:33:58] * Marco gives ^SEPTiBOT^ a pack of 115,15.1,9S0,3K0,4I1,8T0,10T0,4L0,3E1,9S [12:34:16] *** Spikeh^Away sets mode: +b Marco!*PPG.2Kv3@marcopolo.demon.co.uk [12:34:17] *** Marco was kicked by Spikeh^Away (fuck off) Spikeh - i want hav sex with f _Syb\WshinUp`_ - #sex can't join channel (address is banned) _Syb\WshinUp`_ - Hi girls. I'm a guy that likes wearing girls clothes, makeup and lingerie. Msg me if you wanna chat. Girls only plz. :) _Syb\WshinUp`_ - santa is just the homeless pedo-drunk looking for his yearly jollies anyhow _Syb\WshinUp`_ - how r u RAH didnt get u plz b clear RRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! _Sybaman`_ - worok _Sybaman`_ - "And what does money make?" "Bleak people!" Bravetart - tonca boys SEPT^Resting - "no.. u stupid faggotass cunt" Revvy` - [21:30] and i also dreamt i went out to celebrate on my own, and sat in a pub all alone and got fucking hammered whilst wearing a badge reading "HAPPY CABLE MODEM DAY" [gregZ^] - bloodymotherfuckershittyshagger Xmas-Snowman - <[gregZ^]> OH FFS>>>> EVERYTIE I PRESS A KEY IT OPENS A APLICATION>> FUCKS SEEEIK> REBBOTTINEH Xmas-Snowman - i mean, they haven't got much of a life - not the ones that just go about in a wheelchair shouting "NOGOGRMGMOEFEO" all the time [gregZ^] - THE CASUALTY MAN RANDOMLY SPLITTING AND THROWING ANAL RINGS INTO HIS "ASS-0-MATIC" _Sybamun`_ - [00:57] Joseph of Armatheia overflowed Sybaman - i prefix everything with !notes Sybaman - !Jenny pls admin! Xmas^Snowman - rofl at snoweh's pc, put more coal in it!! Sybaman - [13:56] ___/=================\___ <---------- bridge of bleakness XeRo|Away - what u got meh ? .... guess.. beer?.... no a new pc ........ with a beer keg inbuilt .... its like one of those hats .... but its a pc XmasGreg - 13IT IS A GOOD SHRUBBERY, I LIKE THE 3LAURELS1 PARTICUARLY XmasGreg - 13WHEN YOU HAVE FOUND THE SHRUBBERY, PLACE IT HERE NEXT TO THIS SHRUBBERY, ONLY SLIGHTLY HIGHER SO IT GIVES A LITTLE 2 LEVEL EFFECT WITH A LITTLE PATH RUNNING DOWN THE MIDDLE mankaClaus - 3A PATH, A PATH Xmas^Snowman - 0wns mankaClaus - 0wn XmasGreg - WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY "BLEAK" BLEAK!! BLEAK!! BLEAK.. WE SHALL SAY BLEAK AGAIN... IF YOU DO NOT APPEASE US Xmas^Snowman - <[gregZ^]> ffs.. mum bought me some Ham from asda, and its like trying to eat mouldy carpet in bread :/ Spike^BoredAsBg - <[gregZ^]> "spunktek cumfast gizmforce2" <-- rofl!! [gregZ^] - "YOU BETTER RUN, YOU BETTER DO WHAT YOU CAN "regurgetates last nights sweet and sour chicken" BEAT IT! BEAT IT! JUST BEAT IT.... OHHHH!" mankaClaus - but but one thing that bugs me is CUNTS who pull out at junctions then drive slow as fuck! but thats usually women who have no driving skill, therefore pull out 2 inches infront of a speeding car, and whoa re in a shitty car that does 0-60 in 3 weeks M - >>>>>>>>>>>>>Y<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< SEPTiMUS - " Plat - I'm gonna bite your nad in half lew SEPTiMUS - =] SEPTiMUS - already goat it lew Syba\Brb - I'd rather Iron my testicles than play Quake 3 SEPTiMUS - Watch me and lews 12 bots go at once Taylor - rofl "P&O Ferry's are currently experiencing network problems, we think this maybe due to ET dolls running rampant cunting people on the boat, we apologise for any delay, and are now taking steps to bleak ET" PredatoR - "P&O ferrys excepts full responsibility for the ship lagging out, we apologise to all those who were thrown out of the boat when the connection was reastablished, and the ship went 7 times round the world in a second in one 300000 mile jerk" Sybaman - [19:06] no-one would like chunks of radioactive stuff flying all over [19:06] why? mankaClaus - rocket jumping wouldn't work in real life <-- you don't say? :) Sybaman - and if you bang your thumb with a hammer you don't go flying backwards Syb\Away - btw sats, oops.. [IC]Kahn - <[IC]Paralyzer> 11|0,11|12|11,12|2|12,2|0,2 Give me some pussy0 12|2,12|11,12|12,11|0,11|11| [gregZ^] - [21:16] maybe they are all fucking armless gibbons with the brainspan of a fucking pebble Spikeh^ - kl [] pj'/;oi 89o i5yiiklllllllllllllllf999idcuxc5w4juitc aseryuk]] Sybaman - http://www.theclq.com/asp/ranks.asp?gt=637&per=154&ofs=-10&pid=16937918 Xmas^gregz - [13:01] -Q- BROADCAST from xmaN: Merry Xmas by xmaN, ircop and serveradmin of the PiZZa SerVer irc.it.quakenet.eu.org Xmas^gregz - [13:28] *** Now talking in #quake2.uk Xmas^gregz - [13:30] i need to sellotape my mousemat to the desk, it slips around like a cum-covered cock mankaClaus - *** xBaboon (hmm@modem-49.elessar.dialup.pol.co.uk) Quit (...leaving a trail of merriment and alcohol, and wishing all and sundry and very happy chrimble and ...... oh fuck it, we all know we'll be on boxing day anyway) Plat-Dead - JUST PULLED A 2" BOGEY OUT OF MY NOSE, NOW ITS BLEEDINHG;; SybWrpingPrsies - Bleak Sybaman - BOB THE BUILDER OWNS EMINEM Sybaman - //timerxmas -m 0 1 cline $ $+ rand(1,$nick(#,0)) $ $+ active $ $+ rand(1,$nick($active,0)) XmasSEPT - <02[IC]Sats> 1,1««2,1««12,1««6,1««4,1««7,1««9,1««8,1«« Khaled Rhubarb Drongo! 8,1»»9,1»»7,1»»4,1»»6,1»»12,1»»2,1»»1,1»» mankaClaus - eek!: its christmas eve ffs gimme a gun! SEPTiMUS - :LD:D::(O(***!*(*_))(*P{_P)D) SybaClaus - i'm off 2 deliver my presents to all the little boys & girls >:| ozy - <@SEPT^Away> SO IF i TYPE WEORD TJHWM OT#S COPS O JABE NPTT;E CA[S OM, U JEEUEES [gregZ^] - JEFF GOLDBLUM PLUGGING THE 10BASE RJ45 CABLE INTO THE ALIENS NETWORK CARD, AND CUNTING THEM WITH SUB-7 RORORFORF LMAO FUCKIKNG HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! mankaClaus - you cnt seee my muysckes cos i hgave skin!!!!!!!!!!! Sybaman - [23:23] imve lost m,y bott.e lopenrr Sybaman - XMAS IN 10 MINS!!! [gregZ^FA] - 5 mins till 4CHRISTMAS `M`ERRY-X`M`AS- - I OWN JOOO [gregZ^] - [13:22] * ozy slaps $1 around a bit SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> all rotting and festooned with bleak vaginal scum# and green kibbles and zoiny trembles SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> we had a massive turket turket?? <[gregZ^]> turnkey ffs <[gregZ^]> TURKEY [gregZ^] - __/+===================+\__ <---- bridge of bleakness SEPTiMUS - rofl 30 foot dog dong <[gregZ^]> i bet that dog has a shaft like a rhin0 ozy - [18:48] <[gregZ^]> and im sat here grinning dismaly, eating "chocolate starfish" from there tin ozy - [18:49] <[gregZ^]> imagine eating "william hagues" anal ring.. it would taste of the houses of parliament :/ [gregZ^] - ITS SNOWING LIKE FUCK Sybaman - omfg xmas OWNS ME SEPTiMUS - <[IC]Kahn> MC Hammer - Can't touch this // Melanie C's Northern Star album // eyup.mp3 // WoD.ym :) [IC]Kahn - <[IC]Kahn> Microsoft Corporation : "We put the FUN in funeral :-)" SEPT^ZzZzZzZZzZ - <[IC]Kahn> WHUDDEVAHHHHHH!! [gregZ^] - D:@ <--- person of bleakness Xmas^Snowman - :I mankaClaus - they spend so much time in mid-air floating around like stuck in an atmosphere made of 50% treacle that you can't miss ffs [gregZ^] - i',m fucking l33t a fucl SEPT^brb - there are quite shocking differences between gibbons and monkeys gibbons swing from tree to tree and fall off Taylor - we are forbidden to enter her :/ SEPTiMUS - Lemme thing k k k Spikeh - Spikeh your 2 good your l33t SEPTiMUS - *** Trivial is now known as Triv-eaTinSHIT SEPTiMUS - go hang your jead in shame Biggz - Gand is a 'nasty bastard arguing git' [gregZ^] - [22:11] you is just a black goat gonad raper [gregZ^] - rofl @ billingham.... ozone raping spunk dribbling out of the chimmneys, all the cows drinking it and turning pink and floating away... ?? ROFL [IC]Kahn - black mans floppy cock? lol u aint seen a SEPTiDONG [gregZ^] - "hellbender 8, with online registration support, don't forget to visitit microsoft.com and register your product, and recieve your free special gift (screensaver that uses 90mb ram, and features bill gates giving money to childeren in a bleak subberb of bahgdad" SEPTiMUS - Mr Kipling had a right dong I reckon ozy - <[gregZ^]> YOUR DESPERATE TO GET OFF THE CUNT WHEN HE'S SPLITTING YOU INTO BITS OF MASHED CUNT [gregZ^] - [23:00] cocks I can handle.. SEPTiMUS - * Biggz is playing Quasimoto Jackson - Can't Get Enough of Your Love Dong (Black Penis Version) :: DongAmp SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> somethings cunted with yours greg the netmeeting expert :D <[gregZ^]> rofl im bleak at it SEPTiMUS - Ozy: I don't know what he's talking about, he's mad I tell you... he caught me in the back of this ally and... he... DID THINGS to my bum Casualty_man - [01:25] Anal Treacle ozy - [01:26] it thursting harder and harder, thicker and THICKER, BLACK AS PITCH MERCYLEELY VIOLATING, UNTIL YOUR JAW IS BROKE FROM THE BEHIND FORCE OF HIS MIGHTLY CUNT REAMER Casualty_man - WHEELED IN SCREAMING,, SCREAMING AND SCREAMING IN PAIN, HE WAS SHREDDED AND TORN BY THE MIGHT OF THE CASUALTLY MAN'S MONSTER 5BLACK COCK [gregZ^] - imagine bruno's main vein <[gregZ^]> imagine his main vein Biggz - i can picure bruno in a karate suit and splitting progressivly harder to split ET's like piles of tiles [gregZ^] - <[gregZ^]> my m8 is a sausage packer, he works in a place near "sleaford" [gregZ^] - about 8 fibre optic pipelines all glowing like fuck pushing 5000mbps through BT's screaming routers [gregZ^] - [15:25] I just stood in spunk:/ Sybaman - <[gregZ^]> whats it feel like? =] its so smooth Plat-Away - "Mmmgph gmmmmgmgmphphph fffmmmhggg!!!" [gregZ^] - [22:55] -Q- You have entered a bad channel [#teensex] Sybaman - [23:58] Lew - I'm more mature than you are, so ner ner [gregZ^] - :D /me sets cable to \/\/h0rez0r mode [gregZ^] - "DEEE JEH, OZEH ON TEH WEEELS OF STEAL" [FF]PReD - [15:12] "No sir. In fact, I don't exist and my collegue is trying to find nits in my hair" Spikeh^Away - Revenance@pc173-bre6.cable.ntl.com SEPTiMUS - i must fucking ming the amount of times i get killed :) Matt^s - fucking NTL retarded scoops of ice Spikeh^Away - <@Lew> I used to think Jim was short for Jimothy Lew^Show0r - <[FF]PReD> me and my dad were just driving, and there was this bloke in a old knackered suit hobbling round the Bypass roundabout, my dad said "theres one of the idiots from langley road" RORORORORFR [Snow] - bah im going out side to make a snowllama [Snow] - [17:14] * Spikeh^Away masturbates to gay porno mank - * mank pentrates and proceeds to annihilate #feds [IC]Sats - CUNTYINGIFOAIFOifonFIO:nfo[sngo[iangopngagkpmopijtiopsehumtopivhoerth,porh,oisdt Xzibit - :{P- [FF]PReD - [22:05] <[FF]PReD> till i come along and CG till your cunt falls off [FF]PReD - [22:15] winme hasnt crashed once yet pred <--------- rofl [FF]PReD - you FUCKING suck Revvy - [01:36] <[IC]Kahn> Tree who ARE you :p || [01:36] 12,0· · ·1S12·1y2·1b6·1a13·1m4·1a4·1n4·1!4· · · [FF]PReD - ;ljkkj;lgk;l;lk;lkgd [FF]PReD - ;ljkkj;lgk;l;lk;lkgd1 [FF]PReD - ;ljkkj;lgk;l;lk;lkgd2 [FF]PReD - ;ljkkj;lgk;l;lk;lkgd1 [FF]PReD - ;ljkkj;lgk;l;lk;lkgd11 [FF]PReD - http://kickme.to/getsomewarez/ Revvy - BiBiDi BiBiDi BOM! Spikeh - Spike would fucking have kittens if we changed it SEPTiMUS - * ozy attacks SEPTiMUS with a slightly deformed man called 'steve' Triv-iLL - 1[1413:491] (@14SEPTiMUS1): "PH33R MY MIGHTY LEFTY DAMN YOU!!!!!!" SEPTiMUS - * Triv-iLL cunts SEPTiMUS with a with a large stick that can shoot dreams into anyones hearts Triv-iLL - O jenny é originalmente de Portugal SEPTiMUS - * Triv-iLL cunts SEPTiMUS using a a big fucking large doll that can shit from its eyes SEPTiMUS - only 2 ways of spelling Lewis and one of them is BLATANTLY WRONG SO THERE IS NOW IN FACT ONLY 1 WAY OF SPELLING THE DAMN NAME SEPT^Retrospect - i made some food!!!!!! WHEN I SIAD I WOULD only cos of the lack of interesting converse no, im 0wning... gerroff [gregZ^] - [20:04] * SEPT^Retrospect smiles for the camera as the jizm drips from his chin [gregZ^] - [20:04] *** mankSHOWER has joined #sqs [20:04] *** Q sets mode: +b mankSHOWER!mank@m278-mp1-cvx1c.swi.ntl.com [gregZ^] - ET has rubbed his plastic cunt on my geforce2, his acidic piss flaps have melted the chip [gregZ^] - i bet its overflowing with 5MASSIVE BLACK COCKS [gregZ^] - i bet its overflowing with 15MASSIVE WHITE COCKS SEPTiMUS - * fuseY is away, bRb, know wht i bm j ice i gunna get yeah.. beer belly belly belly bum belly juic0r, [l\off:p\on] SEPTiMUS - im fucking eluiekr ozy - <[gregZ^]> i live 20 miles from dongcaster [gregZ^] - 21:17] . /say I am currently playing Sybaman - Warmonger18 fuckingmong Sybaman - /\/\/\/\/\ [gregZ^] - [21:53] Cyrus The Virus - Part Time Handbag Knitter [gregZ^] - this Face off looks like a right pile of jockey manure.. just some fucking retard walking around with no face, squealing like a stuck pig [gregZ^] - [21:56] <[gregZ^]> ROBODONG THE FUTURE OF ANUS ENFORCEMENT SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> ROBODONG 2000 THE FUTURE OF ANAL RETRIBUTION SEPTiMUS - "RHINO, I CHOOSE YOU!! RUBBER-TUSK-ANAL-OBLITERATION ATTACK, GO!" SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> "SHADOW! I CHOOSE YOU! ROTATING SUPERCANNON-MASS ARSE DISMEMBERMENT ATTACK NOW!!!!!!! Sybaman` - [22:13] |°·°| [22:14] ^^ ITS ET FFS Spikeh - "SADAM! I CHOOSE YOU! SUPPERCANNON GLOBULE 0,4*JIZM SCENE* DISCHARGER ATTACK NOW!" [gregZ^] - FUCKS SEEEIK, DORNT TERK RELICS COCK OUTA MA ARSE WHEN IM PHUCKING HIM. FUCKS SEEIK Spikeh - *** Quits: ^OzBOT^ (Polaris@host212-140-33-49.btinternet.com) ((I was using $null) Version:(2.04) Wasted:(1 Hour 7 Minutes and 59 Seconds Online)) SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> im good at talking portulagl <[gregZ^]> kfkghh fdhghjgfpoigdn ohdoigdnfa ohdfog? dfkjlhkjg i j; ! skfhg =] [gregZ^] - <^gregbot^> [gregZ^], Uses of an AOL disk, #97. Hot glue gun resting/protecting pad. [gregZ^] - [gregZ^], Uses of an AOL disk, #57. House insulation. mank - [gregZ^], Uses of an AOL disk, #24. Wrist slicer - after receiving first AOL bill (use metal door). mank - [gregZ^], Uses of an AOL disk, #6. Eye patch (for one-eyed software pirates). [gregZ^] - [gregZ^], Uses of an AOL disk, #41. Solar Eclipse Glasses (open door and look through disk at the sun/moon -actually works). [gregZ^] - [gregZ^], Uses of an AOL disk, #31. Halloween treat (give them away all night long). SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> "HEY LOOK IM WANKING TO QUASIMOTO COCK SUCKING MIDGET FUCKING GIRL.BESTAIL,GAY_BLEAK.NETTO.AVI PRON" [gregZ^] - you can buy a massive tin full of "german hotdog sausages" more like "german shepard cock-sausages" mank - <[gregZ^]> i typed chineae seizure robots in yahoo, and it came right up Spikeh - <+jenny`> GRMPFL mank - SEPTiMUS, would u like to play a 1vs1 with a pretty girl , plz? :: not tonight jenny` :: I'm washing my hair Revvy - [01:18] Lew honay, I'm not gettin' anythin' Sybaman - jenny` ffs, PLAY WITH ME oK! SEPTiMUS - (1:25.58) *** Sybaman is now known as SybRapingJenny Spikeh^Bed - <@Spikeh^Bed> Will you let mank shag your backend? <+jen`away> yeZ! XeRo^ - I railed baby spice || she was shit SEPTiMUS - and THEN (even weirder part) I had to lay in a shallow pool of water and rub their sides (and promise I wouldn't touch anything else) LOLOLOLOL DOLPHIN SEX LEW !!! [gregZ^] - microsoft_flight_sim_langley-road add on pack, with clouds [gregZ^] - http://www.voodooextreme.com/article.taf?articleID=121 Trivial - 1[1423:361] (@14Sil1): soemtimes I wonder why I waste my time on here when I should be out having sex a lot :) xeor - some people fall into the "sex mad" catagorie (me) xeor - <[gregZ^]> i fall into the anal se........ ohh shit [gregZ^] - #sqs can't join channel (address is banned) Revvy - [01:28] Argh, just got a mental image of david attenborough fucking a shrubbery Revvy - [01:28] David Attenborough is wikkid.. he's just a total god to me.. he ought to be OBE or Sir or whatever, FFS Revvy - [01:29] "and here we have.. the ancient AFJDdskfdjlfkdsf plant from the FJDFDJKDJKLFDJKd jugle.. OHH YOU BEAUTY *hump* *hump* *hump*" jenny - I rule da w0rld y0 B!4tCh3S! [gregZ^] - thats the 8th ICQ bot spamming my new account with porn and bleak midget fisting links Sybaman - ich finde jenny sehr leet Sybaman - [03:25] BH goto shitcity, close it to farmsexx, close that scroll down and some bint is getting fucked by a 20 foot EEL :D Sybaman - [03:28] <[gregZ^]> 5ROBODONG1 has cunted him with his titaniam phoreskin Sybaman - http://www.strangeland.com/tour.htm Sybaman - <[gregZ^]> IMAGONE TAT <[gregZ^]> ET EATING YOUR COCK u wudnt know til 5 years l8r cos of the lag [gregZ^] - i bet if you called yourself "AOLbint#44545" you'd get piles of blokes howling outside your house with there stumps hanging out Sybaman - 0wning 0wns [gregZ^] - midgets rock, especially when stuck on the end of a fist SEPTiMUS - I registered www.midgetfishing.com under an assumed alias www.midgetfisting.com even midget fishing? ffs Tay|away - MIDGETS WITH 7 ABDOMENS SUCKING THEIR OWN COCKS Sybaman` - [19:03] <[gregZ^]> \;/ [IC]Sats - <[gregZ^]> sybaman0r0r0r0rlr0rorz0r Sybaman` - -Q- Äîáðî ïîæàëîâàòü íà êàíàë äëÿ èãðîêîâ â Êó2. Çà ïîñëåäíåìè íîâîñòÿìè èç ðîññèéñêîãî ìèðà Quake2 èäèòå íà http://quake.telekom.ru [gregZ^] - and there is this guy here called ryan that i only knew from collega dn hes aa squaddy and were l3t and were goonnna pul;l topnihgt Revvy - [21:00] AT 2 BYTES PER SEC IT TOOK 8 MINS 53 SECONDS FOR 1K SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> "join one of AOL's hot chats, we have XXXfarmyard teenz, in chat#1 Midget fisting in chat#2, and quasimoto jackson live webcam in chat#3" SEPTiMUS - llp seppptiimios [gregZ^] - \; sybaman - ntl sux Amy15f - -WE R K0W OF B0RG. R3SISTANCE IS FUTiLE. MOO. syba14les - [04:15] suck meh l33t belz0r bleak - "come on baby, cum" "ok, where are we going?" bleak - "suck my cock baby" "ohhh,, can i pluck its feathers first?" ozy - "i'm taking you to exctasy baby!" "oh, i've never been there.. does it have a tesco's?" bleak - "ohh, lemme lick your pussy" "ohh no, its claws just ripped my tongue" bleak - "ohh, lemme lick your pussy" "ohh no, its claws just ripped my tongue"1 bleak - "ohh, lemme lick your pussy" "ohh no, its claws just ripped my tongue"2 bleak - "ohh, lemme lick your pussy" "ohh no, its claws just ripped my tongue"3 [gregZ^] - <[IC]Kahn> www.mutilated-by-greg.com [gregZ^] - <[IC]Kahn> www.mutilated-by-greg.com <----- tm syba14les - Any hot sexy guys want to get it on with a 90 year old homosexual war veteran Revvy - http://www.raph.com/3dartists/artgallery/ SEPT^Ill - Z-B-A's ICQ Away message "User is currently engaged in new year celebrations, so don't expect coherent answers in the next few hours." Sybaman - [20:42] do u want to play with my 23 cm long cock? [gregZ^] - glen.faulkner@ntlworld.com SEPTiMUS - "You activated auto DCC file transfer, Khaled Drongo doesn't like this - in fact, it causes him to break down in fits of gibbering laughter and tears - swinging from chandoleers like some 3 legged Gibbon on crack and making noises that would scare dead people - so TURN IT OFF NOW RAGRGRGAGHGERHRGH DIE DIE CUSTARD" [gregZ^] - <[IC]Kahn> yes.. and the funniest thing is when some negro biatch is saying through the phone in a horrible Zimbabwian accent : "Tha problems wiiilll be solved within ahhhh week mon" [gregZ^] - http://www.uglypeople.com/uglymen/html/up-men-00425.htm <------ MOCKLER!!!!!!!! [gregZ^] - want some crack? <[gregZ^]> no i;ll just split it SEPTiMUS - *** xero|away is now known as XeRp Xero|Away - I'm a great dane turd and I eat basckets wheeeee SEPTiMUS - p_lick SEPTiMUS :P mank - [SL0THBOT BUM-SEX reply]: BUM-SEX?? I'm sorry but I do not know that CTCP command. mank - [SL0THBOT BUM-SEX reply]: BUM-SEX?? I'm sorry but I do not know that position. Spikeh - *** Quits: Q (TheQBot@CServe.quakenet.eu.org) (irc.dk.quakenet.eu.org irc2.dk.quakenet.eu.org) YES FUCK OFF Q U CUNT [gregZ^] - =SQS=Septimus vs [NTL]gregZ.......... ***connection reset by peer*** [gregZ^] - "AWWW FUCKS SEEEEIK, A NEED SOME RELISH FOR MEH BIG MAC FUCKS SEEEIK" Xmas^Snowman - (6:39.48) *** Xmas-SnowMan was kicked by ^SQSBot^ (flood) (6:39.48) -^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- Xmas-SnowMan is the 1558th idiot to be kicked since 19th July 2000 (6:39.48) *** Xmas-SnowMan has joined #sqs (6:39.48) *** Xmas-SnowMan was kicked by F^ (don't repeat yourself ·70·) (6:39.51) *** Xmas-SnowMan has joined #sqs (6:39.51) *** Xmas-SnowMan has quit IRC (Excess Flood) mank - <[gregZ^]> THE NTL LANGEY ROAD ROUTER IS CUNTING ME <[gregZ^]> Thanks for the information. I have escalated the trace routes you have provided to our network engineers to resolve. Several areas appear to be experiencing a degraded service due to a problem with a router at Langley. [gregZ^] - THE NTL PEOPLE ARE SAT EATING CHEESE AND ARDENSSES PATE ON THE ROUTERS, THE SPACKERS ARE CRAWLING AND DRIBBLING ALL OVER THEM, WAILING AND SCREAMING, PINCHING AND KICKING, AS LINCOLNSHIRE TIMES OUT# [gregZ^] - "LINCOLNSHIRE.EXE has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down." [gregZ^] - ROFL.. i bet the router is resting on a old 70's bleak cheap plastic leather-look chair, in a smokey room, with which the walls are pained "bleak yellow" Sybaman - [22:47] "NURSE" "NURSE" "NURSE" * Nurse enters * "NURSE" "NURSE" [gregZ^] - ;//;/ [gregZ^] - ;//;/1 [gregZ^] - ;//;/2 [gregZ^] - ;//;/3 [gregZ^] - ;//;/4 [gregZ^] - ;//;/5 SOuLHuNTeR - "mank is a spanner" SOuLHuNTeR - soulhunter, woz ere 2001 Sybaman - soulhunter is still gay, as of 2001 SOuLHuNTeR - WHAT THE FUCK HAS BEEN HAPPENING IN HERE?! Sybaman - this note is best before 11,8 HAHAHA WE DONT THINK YOU CAN READ THIS BECAUSE WE USE GAY COLOURS YOU LAMET FUCK!!!11 SOuLHuNTeR - : spikeh is a weird fuck Sybaman - bleak! [gregZ^] - I JUST PUT MY STEAK IN THE MICROWAVE FOR 10 MINUITES ON "HIGH" INSTEAD OF "DEFROST" AND IT LOOKS LIKE A PIGME OIL STAIN NOW Spikeh - <+[IC]Sats> . Spikeh - this thing crashes more than a one armed hgv driver Spikeh - *** Spikeh sets mode: +b Q!*@* *** Joins: Q (TheQBot@CServe.quakenet.eu.org) <@Spikeh> Q has l33t powers :) *** Spikeh sets mode: -b Q!*@* [gregZ^] - the blokes who laid the tarmac when it was made, were all called "donald" or "rod" and they all drive round in f reg "blue ford fiesta's" [gregZ^] - "dear NTL tech support, in the last few weeks, i've noticed every day at 2pm, the exchange outside Langely road (LN6) is getting repeatadly cunted by members of the "kismal school" (a drongo asylum) located at the bottom of langley road, the other day, they stole a JCB from a local building site and plouged through the exchange in it, plz could you sort this problem out, cause my pings have gone to over 1000" [gregZ^] - ROFL.. my icq number is 103079664 <--- omg thats mint :D mank - omg this new LAME encoder is quick <--- oxymoron? SEPT^0wning - * Spikeh^Away is away. Reason:[ Writing a CD & Eating (Not it :P) ] [ 22:13:54 ] [ If you need me type /msg Spikeh^Away ] mank - 2Record CPS:(072.0Mb/s by SEPTiMUS02) mank - 10Record CPS:(143.2Mb/s by ozy10) Bravetart - [23:06] how we go halfs on courior though u pay half he pays half =] Braveheart - mank cunts randomly to the beat of '"Weird Al" Yankovic - Germs Braveheart - Baf! [gregZ^] - im gonna have to reboot, explorer is tieing me to Langley router and setting fire to me [gregZ^] - mocker is 3ft tall, flat headed (so [WTF]part can rest his beer on it) has no teeth and says "F***S seeeik, dornt take wepons off meh, when ave got QUAD!!!!" SEPTiMUS - arnie has a big beak monster cock [gregZ^] - Outlook Exbleak S - ;Op [gregZ^] - JEFF PLUGS HIS SERIAL PORT INTO THE ALIEN SHIP, CONFIGURES DIRECT CABLE CONNECTION, AND UPLOADS SUB-7 AND OPENS ALL THE CD-ROM DRIVES IN THE MOTHER SHIP Spikeh - MEAT SEPTiMUS - * xEr0 pokes himself S - ;Op <--- Billox Syba^ - why fuck shall i play when i cant even fucking u tit Syba^ - [19:54] Someone set their scr_conspeed to -3 Spikeh - nick /Paul|Back Syba^ - [20:05] <[gregZ^]> FFS....... have NTL finally found the ON switch on the side of there routers??!?!?!?! S - NTL - Technology, Cunted Taylor - <[gregZ^]> i've been NTLed, so many times my cunt needs stiching back on Syb\Out^ - [21:00] [CServe.quakenet.eu.org PING reply]: 5mins 34secs Revvy - [22:12] Hello, I'm Wally the Fish Finger, how do you do ? || [22:12] Good Evening! I am Freddy the Chicken Nugget, how do you do? Syba^ - test, dont rape me SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> there'll be rubbing there acidc cunts on it [gregZ^] - jimmy ray.?? who the fuck is he? i'd rather listen to a fucking dialup that this. [gregZ^] - SQS = Sensual Quasimoto suckers :D Taylor - just imagine having four fists shoved up your rectum [gregZ^] - ffs @ bleak gay spunk dribbling Freddy mercury.. ROFL Spikeh - <+[gregZ^]> ffs @ bleak gay spunk dribbling Freddy mercury.. ROFL [gregZ^] - ozy> Just imagine William hauge Skull Fisting freddy mercurary Revvy - http://www.n64codemaster.com/jgm/moviez1.html Syba^ - [23:46] [CServe.quakenet.eu.org PING reply]: 5mins 51secs Syba^ - [00:19] HORSE IS OUR MASCOT [00:20] HE'S AN INVISIBLE TALKING HORSE Syba^ - [00:22] we'll have a l33t dead invisible talking horse at the LAN SEPTiMUS - *** Biggz was kicked by Bgz^away (disconection cunt remains) SEPTiMUS - lew ya spiltarse Sybaman` - [00:55] :\/\/ [gregZ^] - ET the cunt... "this song is dedicated to all m8's out there who have been, shit on, spit on, cunted analy, or had there cock ripped off,, this song goes to him, that 2 timing out bastard, ETthe cunt, we only hope he can step out in front of a NTL van.. oh shit that would be lagged too ";/" [gregZ^] - NTL VANS 0WN, THEY JUST DRIVE AND CUNT [gregZ^] - WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, AND WHY IS IT CONNECTED TO ME???!? ---> TCP i1h9z9:6699 ACA60838.ipt.aol.com:1106 ESTABLISHED ozy - SCUMMERS [gregZ^] - FFS ET THE SCUMMER [gregZ^] - 66 172.166.8.56 3746 <------- SKUMMZ0RS Taylor - <[gregZ^]> 15 172.166.8.56 2220 WE ARE NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR FUCKING TRACEROUTES gregzZ - ffs... im a very sick and disturbed child gregzZ - SHOUT THAT OUT LOUD.. "OHMMM NA-MAHH NA-RAYY-AAA-NAA" sounds like a Evil Btinternet Lag dance Spikeh - * +gregzZ is playing [timed out] http://213.105.85.181:8000 :: Winamp Spikeh - <+mank> Hard Disk Space: 479.76 /msg #sqs (Hard-Drive Space): 567.71 /msg #sqs (Hard-Drive Space): 755.41 /msg #sqs (Hard-Drive Space): 767.92MBMBMBGB of 5.99GB mank - ARE YO THE BRAIN SURGEON? SEPT^Ill - laughed then chimpunked it er?!? chipmunked mank - <[IC]Kahn> S HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THE PEOPLE IN IRAQ WHO CAN'T HAVE COMPUTERS AND HAVE TO GO ABOUT A LOT OF TROUBLE TO GET A MEASLY 14K4 AND yOU'RE COMPLAINING AND IT'S NOT FAIR THE WORLD'S NOT FAIR SNIFF *BANG* :: *** [IC]Kahn is now known as dead [gregZ^] - ø¤º°`°º¤ø,,,,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,,,,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,,,,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,,,,ø¤º°`°º¤ø <--- my netgraph S - 4,15 |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ||||||15 <---- my netgraph X^ - but as half of us are standard boring british cunt0rs who complain about everything including the travel time and cost in what is a VERY small landmass known as the UK - things go wrong [gregZ^] - http://kickme.to/getsomewarez/ mank - Norfolk! :: Ozy's worst enemies :: they regularly attack each other with combined harvesters SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> rofl......... "blubber blubber... ect ect ect blubber flap, cunt" Taylor - NO FUCKING MOCKLER ARSE CUNT SEPTiMUS - i dont have any middle names honest bet its lionel :) or Hubert [IC]Sats - AND I HAVE BIG FUCKING BLUE NIPPLES IN P.E [IC]Sats - * [gregZ^] kneads manks buttock [gregZ^] - (12:23.02) *** You were kicked from #:D by SEPTiMUS (SEPTiMUS) [gregZ^] - SEPTiMUS bleeds copiously, gets infected and dies screaming verses from the bible in a dramatic fashion [IC]Sats - * SEPTiMUS wanks on mank in a totally un-romantic way (grunting etc) [gregZ^] - AT LEAST 4 LASSES TONIGHNI COULD HVE GOT OFF WITH BUT IM A FUSSYU FUCKER <----- kinell, on the doors again spikeh? :D [gregZ^] - LOL TYHSI FUCKING L33T TUNE 0WNS TOYO Syba^ - [01:13] i'm not hearing anything [01:13] LISTEN [gregZ^] - pc85-not13.cable.ntl.com <--------------- FUCKING EAT IT, CRAM IT UP YOUR FUCKING CUNT AND FUCKING DIGEST IT YOU RANCID CUNTS [gregZ^] - pc85-not13.cable.ntl.com <--------------- FUCKING EAT IT, CRAM IT UP YOUR FUCKING CUNT AND FUCKING DIGEST IT YOU RANCID CUNTS2 [gregZ^] - pc85-not13.cable.ntl.com <--------------- FUCKING EAT IT, CRAM IT UP YOUR FUCKING CUNT AND FUCKING DIGEST IT YOU RANCID CUNTS3 [gregZ^] - pc85-not13.cable.ntl.com <--------------- FUCKING EAT IT, CRAM IT UP YOUR FUCKING CUNT AND FUCKING DIGEST IT YOU RANCID CUNTS4 [gregZ^] - STOIP SPAMMIONG [gregZ^] - FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT THEY TELL ME!!!!!!!! [gregZ^] - SEPTiBOT^- /!\ You have already added this note once. [gregZ^] - shall I tell you whats really fucking bleak.......... <[gregZ^]> go on...... william hauge... <[gregZ^]> RFL ozy - <[gregZ^]> 6 62.253.187.122 ++++ Scummer-14.4kbpsmodem.AOL.bleak mank - *** WTF|Roady (-@cgmd95228.chello.nl) has left #sqs (3***[ 1W T F ? 3]***[ 15R o a d R u n n e R 3]***) <--- ghey? [gregZ^] - greg <[gregZ^]> ? you're fucking mint Spikeh - <@Biggz> u speak so much atwood S - Spikeh sucks ffs!! M`--[Away] - :) S - http://www.urban75.com/Mag/bubble.html SEPT^VeryIll - sucking a cock SO hard that the testes fall out through the phallus :/ <------ FS mank - "FUCKS SAKE, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY NADS?!" Midgard - Mank needs help mank - i do don't i :/ Midgard - Mank needs help - QUICKLY! mank - Midgard is sexeh. [gregZ^] - <--- 12MINT [gregZ^] - |\|+|_ <--- technology fucked [gregZ^] - |\|+|_ <--- technology fucke1 [gregZ^] - |\|+|_ <--- technology fucke2 [gregZ^] - im a cunt [gregZ^] - did the massive plastic cock of ET, pummel your ass into chunky kibs? ;/ [gregZ^] - ROFL.... MAONAISE, IS THE CUM OF NTL /;. mank - i smoke fuckoff spliffs full of crack cocaine and dog shit ozy - D) soulhunter - *** Liquid has quit IRC (I got blood on my hands and no remorse, I got blood on my dick 'cos I fuckd a horse) SEPTiMUS - *** DJ-Soph is now known as Mrs Syba^Brb - SEE IF YOU WANNA SEE IF ITS THE MAN WITH THE MASTA PLAN, ARE J00 THE MAN NOW? Syba^Brb - SEE IF YOU WANNA SEE IF ITS THE MAN WITH THE MASTA PLAN, ARE J00 THE MAN NOW? [gregZ^] - there was an old man from birmingham who thought he was a germingham.. he went to war, in the raw, that silly old man from birmingham ? SEPTiMUS - is when leon gets shit :( shot [gregZ^] - future sound of langley. Just been to see 'Meet The Parents' funny as fuck!, the main guy is called 'Gaylord Foker' :DDD [gregZ^] - look at the way her face is CAKED UP in loggers, its all inside her mouth.. :[ Spikeh - *** Spikeh is now known as PenisSmoker ozy - [23:50] YES TONY, I THINK YOUR POLICIES OF ANAL CUNTING SEEM RATHER GOOD, LETS ALL GO TO PARLIAMENT AND POO ON THE TABLE ";/" mo-mowlem - i have a toothed vagina ;/ [gregZ^] - ;./\ <---- bleak william hagueish smiley M`-Away - Midgard 0wns [gregZ^] - "he jamped, it va Dek, bwoke is neck" [gregZ^] - FALLING DOWN <------- MINT mank - W:Preacher: im marco and no newbie c unt mank - W:thriller: I am a large pile of gay, who has started to rot slowly :{ :: W:thriller: I smell odd too [gregZ^] - mockler is a spunk dribbling william hague foreskin stretcher S - lol manx was the one who nearly gave himself a heart attack moaning on ukccl server :] mank - -SEPTiMP3- 02Sorry, The file server is currently down. <-- LAME! Spikeh - I don't go to many other lans mock... infact, only SQS ones coa you get owned spike?:] No, nothing to do with that And when u realise that LANs aint about 0wning, and they are about FUCKING GET ORRRFF MAAAH FCUKKKING QWAAAAD NOWWWWW FFFFFFUCCK SEEEIKK then ull have a good time instead of complaing about them :) [gregZ^] - can i tickle your foreskin mock? yeah, sure, its a bit cheesy tho, XeRo^ - @)8^|)))) <---- mockler and his QUAD CHIN !!!!! .. OR FUCKS SAKE I LOST ME QUAD IN ME CHIN :/// [IC]Sats - gee juice... no not that M`-Away - [10:45:46 PM] theres no connection between ruin and me leaking, its just an example of how i leak all the time M`-Away - [10:44:56 PM] southerns have low sperm counts M`-Away - [11:13:44 PM] < @Spikeh> Told her I got all !'s and she ... M`-Away - [11:13:44 PM] < @Spikeh> Told her I got all !'s and she ... [11:13:44 PM] < @Spikeh> *JIZM SCENE* gee`hwk - <[IC]Sats> re-re-re-r-er-er-ere-return of the mack! gee`hwk - omg the zone qwnz!!! SEPTiMUS - I lead your promises, your asdfsdafdf and lies <--- spike's learned the lines already Taylor - it comes inside Uranus<--description of ET [IC]Sats - <[gregZ^]> ET cunts inside uranus, where he broadcasts is anal signal, and disconnects the solar system [gregZ^] - "hello, is that AOL tech support? oh, for the last 3 days i've been trying to cram your AOL CD into my 2.1gb quantum bigfoot harddrive, it won't fit, and the drive is in 4 bits, and my head is sweating, and my dad is screaming, and my dog is cunting, what can i do? ";/" [gregZ^] - rofl.. Dare me to ring AOL tech support, and say there CD won't fit in my harddrive, and my pc calls me a cunt when i try to push the CD through the sticker with "warranty void if broke" on it [gregZ^] - and i couldn't help laughing at the screen that said "windows 2000 setup will now setup items such as your mouse and keyboard, this will take several minutes, during this time, your screen may flicker and explode, sending sharp chunks of CRT flying at you, most propably blinding you, the pc speaker will then deafen you with screams of "ARRGH NO NOT THE DRIVER DATABASE" [gregZ^] - "hi, i'd like to buy a CDrom drive" ah, if you come over here, you can buy a brand new p4 pc, then you can crack through the 4" thick cheap bleak sunstained packard bell case, to get at the screws, you can them remove the 3x CD rom, and place it in your pc, which it will then not be compatable, which you will then bring back, and go to "time computers" where you will repeat the same process Syba^ - [17:59] * S throws a jibber jabber at Spikeh [17:59] *** Spikeh has left #sqs [17:59] owned Syba^WshngUp - [18:18] 6n9tl6:1 Technology. Fucked. gee` - gee`... You are the reason people fall in love. M` - Note:(robodong, the future of anal enforcement) pag - 7pm_gawain@modem-168.cuban-hogfish.dialup.pol.co.uk Spikeh - who got kicked off of Big Brother 3rd? <@Spikeh> Andrew Cakeface ta Spikeh - :b M`-Away - < @Revvy> she'd moan real good tho Revvy - [21:24] dont dis "Rodriguez", it's a leet name and i'm going to call me daughter it. M`-Away - < @Syba^> LIKE WHEN YOU SEE KIDS TRYING TO PUT SANDWICHES IN VCR'S, SOME ETESQUE GUYIS RAMMING HIS BLACK MONSTER COCK INTO IT [gregZ^] - 5BLACK COCKS SEPTiMUS - rfolf.. CASUALTY MANS HAUNTED HOUSE OF ANAL DISMEMBERMENT Syba^ - <[gregZ^]> there not "umpa lumpas" from charly drongo's chocolate factory, there "ANAL LOOOOUPAS" FROM 5BLACK COCK1 FACTORY SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> "THUMP THUMP , OOOOOHLOOOLOOOL" Syba^ - * [gregZ^] is playing oolallaloo :: Winamp M` - [10:01:51 PM] < @Syba^> 'gauntlet' has ntl in it M` - < @Syba^> Spikeh, you can't spell properly because you are typing? M`-Away - I would love to be a dickhead u can fuck a bitch and get her to suck ya cock at the same time Err if u is a dickhead u have a nob on ya head and not down there oh M`-Away - I think i wanked to hard last night and broke my cock it wont go up for Jordan :/ Taylor - I can;t even consider going out with someone who's got less briancells that a mouse if she rides cock she's ok Taylor - goto a school them ladies always want bigger bf's Taylor - school girls with their socks touching the rim of their fanny lips and skirts upto their armpits Taylor - Biggz has turned into an old wurthers original vending machine sit-on-my-lap man M` - < @Biggz> sit outside school in the bus shelter with ur knob hangin outa ya zipa.. wait for 11 year olds to come 360 on ur lap and ur sorted Taylor - I think I'm gonna go down anyway :) I can't do tha Gotta get a BJ as well :) Taylor - http://xdoor.com/frame.html?http://xdoor.com/sexfind/7.html looks about 3ft seen his face ffs, he's passing out with blood loss Spikeh^Away - <@SEPTiMUS> better than a 3 cock foot geesus - lew's been bleaked by us || HEEELPP MY BANDWIDTH Taylor - spike shot ur cock between her tits and wrestle the bitch SEPTiMUS - HOW OFTEN DO U SEE SCIENTISTS BEING BLUDGEONED TO DEATH WITH COCKS? <[gregZ^]> all the time lew ":/" [gregZ^] - IM THE LITTLE BOY OUT OF THE SIXTH SENSE, BUT INSTEAD OF SEEING DEAD PEOPLE, I SEE BLACK BLOKES RUNNING AROUND WITH HUGE COCKS SPLITTING HITHER AND THITHER Taylor - <[gregZ^]> IM THE LITTLE BOY OUT OF THE SIXTH SENSE, BUT INSTEAD OF SEEING DEAD PEOPLE, I SEE BLACK BLOKES RUNNING AROUND WITH HUGE COCKS SPLITTING HITHER AND THITHER [gregZ^] - <[IC]Sats> whats with the casualty man? [gregZ^] - r u all WEIRDOS? ;/ [gregZ^] - /ME OWNS THE NOTES Taylor - Why does Greg 0wn the notes [gregZ^] - "CASUALTY MANS'S HAUNTED HOUSE OF ANAL DISMEMBERMENT" ozy - JUST IMAGINE.. ADOLF WALKED IN ON THE THREESOME AND CUNTED EVERYTONE WITH HIS ROTATING TESTICLE OF DOOM <[gregZ^]> JUST WALKS IN, A HUGE ROTATING UNEXPLAINALE TESTICLE ROLLS THROUGH THE DOOR AND RANDOMY CUNTS EEVRYOINE Taylor - RANDOMLY CUNTING AND RIPPING, SHREDDING EVERY KNOWN COLON IN EXISTENCE Tay|away - Robodong - The future of anal enforcement [gregZ^] - "slap slap slap <CRUNCH>" [gregZ^] - THIS IS MUSIC FROM "CASUALTY MAN'S HAUNTED ANAL SPLITTAGE CD COLLECTION" SEPT^ZzzZzZz - <[gregZ^]> WHERES OZY GONE!! ROFL HAS HE DIED/ [gregZ^] - I BET THE WOMEN THINKS SHE'S SHAGGING A COW THATS DYING OF DOWN-SYNDROME.. gee` - *** [gregZ^] has quit IRC (Ph33r italian plasic) Spikeh - :I! [gregZ^] - /me listens to "hitler's_rotating_testicle_of_doom_cunt_things.mp3" XeRo^ - v XeRo^ - me spike and rough were beaten back into a corner by ur flailing nob SEPTiMUS - NTL CM's ARE EVERYWHERE CIRCLING MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Syba^ - "NELLY THE ELEPHANT PACKED HER TRUNK AND SAID GOODBYE TO THE CUIRCUS" ozy - "CASUALTY MAN THE RHINO PACKED HIS TREE TRUNK AND SAID GOODBYE TO YOUR ASS" M` - < +mank> MY WIFE'S A PSYCHOPATH SHE THROWS A FIT AND HIDES IN THE BATHROOM SEPTiMUS - another multishooting in america - haven't they killed everyone in america yet? gee - <[IC]Sats> antelope defence systems operative...check! casualty_man - * casualty_man cunts casualty_man - oh dffs casualty_man - cramming rings into the ass-0-matic, as they are minced into cunt pies gee - <[IC]Sats> I'd like to feel another mans groinal area and break my ribs casualty_man - * casualty_man cunts ET with his Oak tree stump, ET splits and dies screaming, then cums ":/" casualty_man - * casualty_man DRAGS SPIKEH INTO THE ASS-0-MATIC KICKING AND SCREAMING Midgard - 14[15www.btinternet.com/~sanby/the_m14] Midgard - [11:14:55 PM] < +[gregZ^]> hehe, you can join BLACK COCK PATROL if you like gee - *** Taylor is now known as Tay|sainsburys Revvy - UpTime(4d1h50m27s) and im in the lead :D ozy_ - <[gregZ^]> huge rooms with lots of people in are good, cause the room will absorb the sound, and so will the people, but if you've got fucking "jadge juwles" banging away on radio1 turned up 150+ db going through your "bass tube" all coming out in a space no more than 2 meteres wide and 3.5 meters long, there we go, fucking ships fog horn ozy_ - <[gregZ^]> all these 18 year olds screaming round town in first gear, in there ford fiestas packed out with 6 people, and "jadge jueles" BOM BOM BOM BOM BOMB OMB. HUUMMMMM... its pointless, may as well sit in a tin box inside a washing machine [gregZ^] - my m8 did it to his car at work, he came in one day "LOOK AT THIS FUCKER LADS, LISTEN TO THIS FUCKER, BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOM FUCKING BOOOM BOOOOOM somone says SOME FUCKER GET A SLEDGE HAMMER, THATS SHIT, Taylor - http://vagina.rotten.com/fecaljapan/ <[gregZ^]> erm <[gregZ^]> ste ? <[gregZ^]> that is bleak <[gregZ^]> its someone in bathtub with there head between there legs, and there shitting so hard, the diarrea is squirting out of there ass, and landing on there face Spikeh - * +mank is playing [damage.wav] [0:02] :: ch00n :D Spikeh^Away - <@Spikeh^Away> @:)_ Midgard - < @Spikeh> Wanna come with me and sleep in my tent? :P Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> BIG FUCKING COMMANDO BEEFCAKE STEROID-ENHANCED PANCAKES Xmas^Snowman - [18:16:31] *** Quits: eekeh (paul@m361-mp1-cvx2c.bre.ntl.com) (Ping timeout for eekeh[m361-mp1-cvx2c.bre.ntl.com]) another fucker cunted by 2n9tl casualty_man - 13N9TL13: 1 <--- technology up Langley road Spikeh - rofl @ Lew signing his manhood away :) Spikeh^Away - J00 @ll spE4|< 5O mUCh 5|-|I+ y0ur 4re5 i$ 93tt1nG j3L0u1$ ^--- Newbie Revvy - [19:15] <[gregZ^]> he's my m8 from college, leave the cunt alone < contradiction or friendly insult? :) Revvy - [19:20] fusey newbee roflroflrfol mank - "i'd like to insure my ntl cable modem against ntl plz thx!" pag - [20:48] <+mank> "bowlcam" pag - [20:50] <+mank> Bowl-Cam overflowed Syba^ - my amazing rippling buttocks M`-Away - < @Revvy> africa? f00king 1st human on mars m8 M` - < @Revvy> aol own anal ? Revvy - [21:40] aol keyboards only have the letters "a o l w n" || [21:41] aol own anal ? SEPTiMUS - (9:46.06) * MJ-Soph blew herself up (9:46.07) * SEPTiMUS blew himself up Spikeh - <@Taylor> ( o Y o ) ? Taylor - Me: "Where were we? Oh... ok.. wanna fuck?" Lucy: "B here in 30 mins and u can have my wet pussy" <-----think we've seen into spikes head :) Taylor - Lucy: "Sorry, but I'm gonna have to record your voice" Me: ":/" Lucy: "You have a sexy voice, sounds sad dunnit?" Me: "Yeh.. it does a bit" Lucy: "So I can play it back and think of ya" Shes obsessed :/ Spikeh - its sickening really the situation with engage I wannna stab the bastard Taylor - <[gregZ^]> The contents of your local UBR may differ from that displayed. Not suitable for children under 36 months. Batteries not included. Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on an NTL account secured on it. The value of your bandwidth can go up or down. No fault found, customer to test Casualty_Man - * Casualty_Man is playing oolallaloo :: Winamp [gregZ^] - PAUL MCARTNEY'S HAUNTED HOUSE OF MUSIC MISFITS [gregZ^] - CASUALTY MAN'S HAUNTED HOUSE OF SEVERED STARFISH SEPT^ZzZzZzZzZ - SOMEONE MENTIONED "PAUL MCARTNEY" AND WE'RE OFF FFS ozy - rofl ringo star on the beach with casualty man.. casualty man fucking him so hard up the ass he's breaking his skull open Middy-be-l33t - [11:51:24 PM] < +[gregZ^]> "ringo star on the beach with Casualty_man, Casualty man has him impaled on his 5ft stump, Ringo star is screaming as his intestines are pummeled by the huge black dong reaming him out,. in further. and FURTHER, until the Crainium starts to crack, jets of Evil Casualty-man cum emerging from his Crown" ozy - I like Limp a lot atm got a problem with your leg spikeh? Paul|F1 - It's so crap I'd insult my anus if I used it to wipe my arse on Biggler - brb just gonna intall Windows 2000 as its so l33t its going on my own computer... cant beleive i didn't put it on as soon as it came out. Taylor - I imagine maths lectures can destroy brain tissue their brain shuts off and goes into standby Spikeh - [2:42:04] *** Quits: SEPTiMUS (septimus@pc29-middlesborough1.mid.cable.ntl.com) (SEPTiMUS[pc29-middlesborough1.mid.cable.ntl.com] Client returned illegal response) SEPTiMUS - Sexual queries " if i can hear sound, does that mean I have it in the right hole lew?" Xmas^Snowman - Spikeh Spikeh Spikeh [gregZ^] - *** Q sets mode: +b Spikeh!*spikeh@pc30-stockton1.mid.cable.ntl.com, Spikeh was kicked by Q (You are BANNED from this channel.) Middy-Be-Away - < +gee`> Xmas^Snowman is a giraffe molesting paedophile mank - Star Is The track: Voyager - You elite To forche it is fantastic shuter from the first person, using graphic cursor of game To tsuake III arena ... hihihi 8) gee` - Star Trek: Voyager - Elite Force ???????????? ????? ?????????????? ????? ?? ??????? ????, ???????????? ??????????? ?????? <--hangman? mank - beep beep fucking l33t mank - *** Mojo (~Mojo@pc208-not4.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Read error to Mojo[pc208-not4.cable.ntl.com]: Connection reset by peer) [gregZ^] - ;'//z;z;/\;/ ozy - ;\;;/\/\;\;/\/ Spikeh - Pw33ned Casualty_man - *** Mo_mowlam sets mode: +b mank!*argh@m128-mp1-cvx1c.swi.ntl.com [gregZ^] - rofl.... Mo mowlem, has a face like a Monkeys nipple Middy-be-l33t - < @Spikeh> "Cunt the newbie" has always been my motto Middy-be-l33t - <[SOI]Fizmo> guys i am gpnna watch soe loozy soap kinda like oh john i dindt know you were a tranvestite murderen who is the twin brother of eric who had mad his mother pregantn cu guys :-) [gregZ^] - /me searches for D&B on |\|4|>$+()r Middy-be-l33t - < @Biggz> B.I.G.G.Z.: Biomechanical Individual Generated for Galactic Zoology Middy-be-l33t - < @Biggz> G.R.E.G.Z.: General Replicant Engineered for Galactic Zoology [gregZ^] - lol..... any other 5HOLE1 it might have gone down? [gregZ^] - lol..... any other 5HOLE1 it might have gone down? 1 [gregZ^] - lol..... any other 5HOLE1 it might have gone down? 2 [gregZ^] - lol..... any other 5HOLE1 it might have gone down? 3 [gregZ^] - lol..... any other 5HOLE1 it might have gone down? 4 [gregZ^] - when r me and greg goner get ops in #sqs then ? :P [gregZ^] - Holdenby Drive is bleak, everytime my sis drops me off at lews house, we go past the Green NTL exchange with Kids sat cunting on it with spray paint ect SEPTiMUS - brb, putting the imersion earter n [gregZ^] - "robocunt, the future of Penile enforcement" SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> Anal fuckage [gregZ^] - "you hear a slapping sound in bed, you wake up to discover a 5GHOSTLY BLACK COCK1 floating at the foot of your bed, it then Extends its shaft madly, and proceeds to fuck your Starfish Spikeh - <@SEPTiMUS> can we both wank in front of my new mirror? Revvy - [22:01] oh what a suprise, judge jules still hasn't replied to my email I sent him || [22:01] jockey [gregZ^] - jadge juwules Spikeh - Judge Jules is a twat. Taylor - NELLY THE BISEXUAL ELEPHNANT [gregZ^] - THIS SOUDNS LIKE WARHAWK MUSIC :l)) Middy-be-l33t - ascii pics of dicks.. scroll down.. growl.. ROAR! IT'S BACK! D I C K Z I L L A mank - *** Sil (Evil-Veg@212.137.178.198) Quit (cg cg cg cg CG!!!!!!!!!) [gregZ^] - lew, what's twisted metal 2? a fucckin li33t ganme on the plastyatuon itds beter tha n q22 fif it ghad newrr maps mank - We're practically married now Spikeh - caravans 0wn, my m8's brother had one, and him and his girl were in it one night, so we tipped it over :DD Middy-be-l33t - < +mank> CAN YOU REALLY SEE A FAT RETARD LIKE ME DOING PE? RIGHT FUCK OFF Middy-be-l33t - < +[gregZ^]> Religios Studies is FUCKING APPALING, what Gives people the right, for them to go to school, Stand infront of the future generation AND LIE, AND LIE AND LIE, about someones idealistic Fairy Tale, of a PERFECT WORLD, where we all live forever,,, It should be banned, it is extremely bad :| [gregZ^] - 7EAH FUCKIN FORGEW6 ABOUT THE FUCMONHG RETARTDED ONES FUCK YOY FYCJING ALL AND IGNORW NE FUCK OFD Spikeh - <@Syba^> fuck it, anarky owns gee` - just imagine dying your bellend blue ozy - ROFL.. JUST IMAGINE THAT ANNE ROBINSON WOMAN WAS TAKEN PLACE BY CASUALTY MAN... INSTEAD OF DOING THE "WALK OF SHAME" YOU;D DO THE "WALK OF PAIN" ROFL!! Spikeh - Fuck Lew's bum Sybaman` - [23:50] <[gregZ^]> READY TO DISEMBOWEL UNSUSPECTING ASS [gregZ^] - ROFL... your walking through the forest. then all of a sudden the sun is blocked out by a huge "thing" you look round and see a huge 10ft thick 60ft long 5BLACK COCK1 smashing its way through the forest, Tress flying left and right like match sticks, as it continues to make its Quest to RIP AND GOUGE AND CUNT MASSIVLY Spikeh - GREG WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK ALL THESE RANDOM FUCKING MONSTER COCK STORIES UP?? YOUR MIND MUST GO FUCKING OVERTIME ALL DAY TRYING TO THINK THEM UP [gregZ^] - "NASA SPACE OFFICIALS LOOK CAUTIOUSLY AT CUM STAINED PHOTOGRAPHS OF 3 ASTRONAUGHTS GETTING ANALLY POUNDED BY HUGE COCKS ON MARS" [gregZ^] - "housten, we have a problem," "go ahead apollo 9" "Several huge black cocks have invaded the landing craft, and are tearing my colleagues rings to pieces," Sybaman` - ROFL AND THEY FIRE ECTOPLASM JIZZ [gregZ^] - "IF THERES SOMETHING BIG, STICKIN OUTA YOUR ASS.... WHOYA GONNA CALL? COCK BUSTERS! [gregZ^] - "IF YOUR SPLIT IN TWO, BY CASUALTY MAN.. WHO YA GONNA CALL? THE UNDERTAKERS!" [gregZ^] - ROFL>> ITS NOT "MARSHMELLOW MAN", its "CASUALTY MAN" ROFL CASUALTY MAN, 500 FOOT TALL STOMPING THROUGH THE CITY DESTROYING ASS [gregZ^] - "CASUALTY-MAN!, I CHOOSE YOU!!!! ASS-0-MATIC RING-GRIND ATTACK NOW!!!!!!!!!!" then he said "let there be bleakness" the he said "LET THERE BE 5BLACK COCKS1 [gregZ^] - "CASUALTY MAN IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN, SPLITTING EVE'S VIRGIN ASS, WITH HIS 5BLACK AS PITCH1 GARGANTUAN STUMP" [gregZ^] - groovrid~1%5%%-ELTONJOHN.mp3 PaulGray - 'Bulbous' Spikeh^Away - -Q- BROADCAST from Quakenet: The recent netsplits were to rearrange the structure of Qnuakenet to a more stable configuration. Thank you for your patience. SEPTiMUS - -Q- BROADCAST from Quakenet: uh, Quakenet, even :P Biggz - u cant leave ur wank rag on the floor, cos lew will come round rofl.. I got rid of that this morning!!!!!!! [IC]Sats - Customer: "No you stupid fucking arsewit, it's 00-45-34-24-jp7z, comprendé?" Technician: "YYUUUFRNBIGARGIEEWOOOO BOING BOING" Customer: "??" [gregZ^] - and the woman brushed aside her beard, and spat 3 weeks worth of bird seed at you while shouting "WHATS PING LAD?" Xmas^Snowman - PC world is pronounced "PISSY WHIRRLED" Down here Xmas^Snowman - "Can I help you sir?" .................. "Sir?" .................. "LAGLAGFFSOHFFSIHATETHISISP" [gregZ^] - "Hi, your through to Mike at NTL, sorry for the Delay, how can i help" "My modem ejaculated hot bouts of ethernet Love silk down my neck" "erm, sir?" YOU FUKCING HEARD ME, FIX MY MODEM, FIX IT!!!!!!!!!" SEPT^Away - Your throught to NTL.... press 1 for Packetloss 2)for high pings 3)for shit download speeds and 4)for crashed inktomi server.... for all other equireies please hold while we find someone who gives a ahit SEPT^Away - <[gregZ^]> "Hi your through to 5CASUALTY MAN1 sorry to keep you waiting" "Hi i'd like to play with your bottom" "5WHAM SMASH BANG CRUNCH!!!" SEPT^Away - <[gregZ^]> when its good it fucking 0WNS. i love it, when its shit... it makes u wanna rip pubic hair out and sit naked in a metal tank eating Bleak cakes" [gregZ^] - "your call is being held in a Qeue. please hold while we disconnect you, and throw bowels of bleak month old jelly at you, while we and laugh like cunts" [gregZ^] - __/][=][=][=][=][=][=][=\__ <--- bridge of william hagueness [gregZ^] - <------ MINT [gregZ^] - i am bleak :;;\;\/\;;\/;\;/\ [gregZ^] - i am bleak :;;\;\/\;;\/;\;/\\ [gregZ^] - i am bleak :;;\;\/\;;\/;\;/\/ Jos - I am gay and shag sheep Syba^ - [21:34] how do you set away? | [21:38] JUST FUCKING GO U CUNT mank - i went diving in the deep end one day and as I was going towards the bottom, i saw this turn resting against the side of the pool ;( Syba^ - [21:52] lets meet! | [21:53] dont really have time | [21:53] where u live loverboy |[21:53] Reading | [21:53] im coming BraveHeart! mank - i've bought a "10/100 Mbps PCI Ethernet Network Card" Syba^ - [22:03] * tg feels in between braves legs oh yes god thank u Syba^ - (10:08.25) <^SEPTiBOT^> Woo I am a haunted fileserve, woo Syba^ - [22:15] AND IM GONNA FUCK HER | [22:15] AND SHE WANTS IT | [22:15] * Spikeh^Away is away. Reason:[ bog ] [ 22:17:32 ] [ If you need me type /msg Spikeh^Away ] mank - no I'm pulling faces at my lamp SEPTiMUS - it's spetlt 'elite' mank - BRILLO STUFF OLD BEAN, THATS THE SECOND HOLE YOU'VE POTTED TODAY! WELL DONE OLD CHAP! mank - *** SEPTiMUS is now known as SEPT^Hacking Midgard - < +Braveheart> Mein Name ist sybaman und ich rieche von der Scheiße, ich habe einen großen schwarzen Penis Syba^ - [23:23] hallo ist mein Name Braveheart und im fucking Auslese Syba^ - [23:26] tankgirl hat keine Tits und ist ein Fuckschwein Midgard - < +Braveheart> ozy Geruche von wank Flecke und tut tankgirl herauf den Arsch Spikeh - £%^$%&%&$%^tribal^$%^%%*&*)*()*() mank - my girlfriend currently needs a wash, and she's got a puncture in her leg I think Spikeh - <@SEPTiMUS> I've never fancied a girl to the point where I've wanted to puke on her Midgard-Away - < +mank> if my gf bought me a kebab i'd use the skewer to rip her eye out Midgard-Away - < @SEPTiMUS> mank u'll cum when u have a PROPER kebab Spikeh - <+PaulGray> if I disconnect will your DCC stop lew??? [IC]Sats - * SEPTiMUS is playing Anal Cunt - Tim is Gay (0:10) @ 192Kbps :: Winamp [gregZ^] - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NOISE AT 00.20/1/!?1? Spikeh - I am listening to Anal Cunt -You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag (112kbps) on for (0:04) Taylor - [00:52] *** Spikeh is now known as NOTDRunkonestli Taylor - SOUNDS LIKE A RHINO WITH DIAHERAO Taylor - * [gregZ^] is playing Anal Cunt - Foreplay With A Tree Shredder (0:49) :: Winamp<<----Now THAT'S bleak M`idgard-Away - < @Taylor> I tell you what greg is getting to me, today in lectures, these 4 ppl in the row in front wouldn't stop talking, which is a pain in the ass during lectures, so I was thinking of ways they could meet a nasty end, the first thing that came into my head was having Casualty man come up to them and skewer them all through the ears with his 200" mega beast of death :/ M`idgard-Away - \[01:11:04 AM] [action] [gregZ^] : is playing Anal Cunt - Hitler Was A Sensitive Man (0:27) :: Winamp [gregZ^] - "Resume Wizard, Coded at Langley road" ozy_ - <[gregZ^]> some fucking spunk dribbling cunt, sat at his 486 in his grannys socks, couldn't even rename a fucking mp3 ozy_ - <[gregZ^]> couldn't think of the filename, so he just hit 2 randome keys, one with his right arm, one with the left, so it comes out "GI" WHAT THE FUCK IS GI/!!?! mank - anal cunt- you robbed a sperm bank because you're a cum guzzling fag.mp3 mank - "ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" "GOOD, EY?" "FANTASTIC" M`idgard - < +mank> i'm gonna start a band called "The Violent Bastards" and write a song called "LAME" where i just shout the words "lame" "lamer" "lamet" and "lag" < +mank> and when i shout lag, all the music stops mank - * [IC]Kahn is listening to The Violent Bastards - LAG IS LAME (ntl cunted et version).wma :: Winamp 2.7 M`idgard - [11:47:17 AM] [action] [gregZ^] : is playing Anal Cunt - Hitler Was A Sensitive Man (0:49) :: Winamp gee` - goodmonring SEPTiMUS, fancy a spot of tea and a game of squash my old boy? [gregZ^] - fuck it ozy, this D&B is mint [gregZ^] - using my rippling buttocks as snakelike transport [IC]Sats - I'm gonna go downstairs and 0wn the soup fuseY^ - 2(01SEPTiMUS02) (3:09.39) Soulhunter i am in AI and i am damn proud of it [gregZ^] - ASS-0-MATIC [IC]Sats - -^SEPTiBOT^- /!\ You have already added this note once. [gregZ^] - /me owns the notes [gregZ^] - it just roles around cuntingly and Squashes people in its pink doomish folds [IC]Sats - <[gregZ^]> cunting rotting christ on the stick of anal bafage [gregZ^] - GL SQS soulhuntor - lose! Spikeh - <@XeRo> eg HEALTH CRITICAL 10 - 60 % Spikeh - wish i never stoped playing q2, i would still be l33t Taylor - X, don't worry, when Sil fires his cg it hits ppl in counterstrike servers Angelic - beat to death with a large rubber nob M`idgard - [07:04:23 PM] < @SEPT^FF7> "Died from horrific head injuries caused by a large polymer sex-aid." [gregZ^] - my m8 (bellend pete) has his bellend pierced, and he rekons that the nipple hurts 10x's more [gregZ^] - anal fist [gregZ^] - Being Raped by William hague, whilst sat in a steel basin full of Rotting Netto Hotdogs is bleak [gregZ^] - im just a fucking dronation mank - Well while your telling me I'll go park my chads on the pan :: And lay a few dogs for lunch M`idgard-Away - [11:26:00 PM] !qutoe [11:26:04 PM] !quote# [11:26:05 PM] !quote mank - 0,4>>WE DO NOT REGISTER MAC ADDRESSES<< Xmas^Snowman - ntl are baf Xmas^Snowman - ntl are baf. gee` - -Q- Warning: SEPTiMUS (septimus@pc29-middlesborough1.mid.cable.ntl.com) authed with your password. SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> bet u would like to eat her flaps D:D [gregZ^] - kwazehmowtow Xmas^Snowman - where i had 2 jugs of viagra [gregZ^] - ROFL IMAGINE 5CASUALTY MAN1 ON VIAGRA.. THE WORLD WOULD BE SPLIT HALF Xmas^Snowman - <[tomo]> whats this notes thing? M`idgard - < +[gregZ^]> noone has got that far.. its difficult to stick people back together// let along when ADOLF HITLERS ROTATING TESTICLE OF DOOM, has cunted them Revvy - notes hit 171K at THIS POINT RIGHT HERE pag`werk - better directional aids will have to be implemented. mank - ntl don't fix things, they shift the problem to Mojo [gregZ^] - http://www.uglypeople.com/uglymen/html/up-men-00425.htm [gregZ^] - 4,9 4,4 9,9 Xmas^Snowman - I got a "Cunt!" mank - lame mank - plonk! mank - envelopes 0wn Greg - ROf.. mum is prolly messing on my pc and i bet she's found my "5BLACK COCKS"1 folder mank - A PUB WITH NO BEER!!! :*( NTL-engineer - 8\ <--- bleak greg - "omg, did you hear... mank's getting cable, but thank fuck... ntl are so cunted he can't reg his mac address, we've still got time! let's delete all the warez in existance" *click* *click* etc mank - *** greg (davegreg@m245-mp1-cvx1a.lin.ntl.com) Quit (Read error to greg[m245-mp1-cvx1a.lin.ntl.com]: Connection reset by peer) [gregZ^] - <^gregbot^> Sending anal cunt - tim is gay.mp3(1.7Mb). Spikeh^Away - tooth tith ethiog jowel minge Spikeh^Away - if i went for a piss up the garden id be in wales Spikeh^Away - <@Spikeh^Away> Pag, U IN wales or just outside? if i went for a piss up the garden id be in wales SEPTiMUS - hes a bit of a shed Syba^Brb - [17:27] i need another bastard shit Syba^ - [18:16] +D Syba^ - See my 17 sister in dif posistions www.daworm.co.uk/mypics.htm M`idgard - [06:29:23 PM] < @Sense> I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a M`idgard - < @Sense> and since I don't shower the other inmates doesn't want M`idgard - < @Sense> and since I don't shower the other inmates doesn't want [06:35:53 PM] < @Sense> to rape me Taylor - http://24.7.14.211/series2.html <---lego pr0n Bgz^whocares - ** Joins: MockleR fucksiiiiiikkeeeee <[gregZ^]> FUCKS SEEEEEEIK fusk skiiekekeikkakakieiekekekek dont take wepons of me wen ive gort kwod *** Parts: MockleR mank`s-clone - FUCSK SEPT^Food - the random black cock spam , the mad choon banners , the anti-ET campaigns , what a great room :D SEPTiMUS - find a penny pick it up, all day long youll have a penny mank - <[gregZ^]> Lew, i have a Zildjian Heavy rock K custom Ride cymbol, and it has a *large* bell :/ [gregZ^] - rofl, I was playing ten pin bowling today.. and this black bloke was playing in the next lane.. he got thrown out tho because his cock flopped out and knocked all the pins over o30][energy - 1 (@14SEPTiMUS1): Adolph Hitler and his rotating testicle of doom...... Paul|AWAY - the notion has been embedded in my brain that all black blokes have cocks the size of small countries such as new zealend or azabaijan [gregZ^] - NTL engineer: Quick this Cable modem needs a 10db attenuator, (pulls out "mystic megs star sign guide") Places it on top of modem and Reads weird and wonderful passages about The price of sphagetti and heinz pasta shapes, to the modem, in a moving fashion [gregZ^] - news reporter: "HI can you tell us all about this new space station your constructing" "YES IT IS VERY BIG AND GOOD, AND IT WILL HAVE LOTS OF BLEAK LEATHER CHAIRS FROM AUCTIONS IN 1976, AND A GREENHOUSE FULL OF DEAD PLANTS :/" ozy - http://www.pant.co.uk/keys.htm <---- someone has got WAY too much time on their hands [gregZ^] - HE'S POISED AND READY TO SLIDE HIS BLACK SHAFT OF DOOM INTO THE NEAREST PIECE OF UNSUSPECTING TEEN ASS ozy_ - http://www.livingspirit.com/driven/pat.jpg Midgard - [11:06:09 PM] < +[gregZ^]> GREAT BLACK GREASY SHAFT OF DISMEMBERMENT Midgard - [11:08:25 PM] < @SEPTiMUS> greg tunes in to the thousands of huge vibrating clarevoyant black cocks Taylor - Casualty Man is in and out (and so are your intestines) Taylor - 1,0_________ <- mine 5,5  < casualty mans Taylor - royal "damaged goods?" mail pag` - It's the creme de la bollocks! SEPTiMUS - this is the life, maximum speed downloads * Revvy looks as ozy WISHES he had cable the pr0n movie is probably gay/black cock/scat/bestial/fisting/midget orientated anyway Taylor - 0wned Taylor - * Revvy looks at the 'property of #sqs' brand on his arse [gregZ^] - lol just went to the hub, my light is going absolutely fucking mental mank - mank is ~argh@pc57-oxf3.cable.ntl.com mank - pc57-oxf3.cable.ntl.com <--- Eat my hostname, sorry we're out of sauce :| [gregZ^] - rofl... like a Digital plague.. a infection of the internet, constantly bringing the system down in a flurry of PL and Stack dumps mank - * Weas|AWAY has returned, Plop :D. [gone:1619w4d19h57m58s] Paul|babysittin - HURRY FFS MY DINNER IS BURTING Midgard - [10:56:38 PM] < @Biggz> !gibbon squatting on my face plz Admin! Midgard - (Maybe altered) I own [10:57:59 PM] < +mank> didn't you know that? Midgard - [11:09:12] <+UiK> If i could have sex with anyone, it would be me, cos i am a right shagging machince, but i can't have sex with myself can i ? i aint good enough to recieve that kind of fucking [gregZ^] - rofl @ 4k.. rofl @ -UNR- rofl @ P}{A}{R}{T, rofl @ >Z<... there all cum guzzling fags [gregZ^] - SEPTiMUS is playing Who Wants To Be A Millionaire - Is That Your Final Answer (Club Mix) (5:23) @ 160Kbps <--- tis what i consider to be particuarly bleak [gregZ^] - it's still bleak which ever way you look at it Spikeh - <+[gregZ^]> omg ozu <---- Greg renames ozy Taylor - the channel tonite has sunk to a new low level of bleakness Taylor - just imagine casualty man on who wants to be a millionaire.. he;s sitting in this chair with this 12 foot cock sticking out in front of him, blocking the camera and beating chris tarrant around the head with it rofl.. he gets the million pound question wrong and makes up for it by giving chris tarrent a million pounds of his 14 foot cock, destroying his ass [gregZ^] - ROfl.. Trevor MCsplitem ozy - <[gregZ^]> i rekon he keeps it behind his Desk all tucked away, then afterwards he fucks "ian Davis" till his ass nothing but dust [gregZ^] - cunt cock fuck shit twat hague. [gregZ^] - $T/\T|_|$ K\/\/()\/\/ <-- 0wned [gregZ^ZzZzZ] - I am listening to Status Quo - Rocking All Over The World (128kbps) on for (0:02) Biggz - MC Anal Hammer as Greg would say "ya cant split this" Midgard - [06:37:05 PM] as I walked into my room just now, I swera I heard one of the thunderbirds say "errection".. Midgard - [06:47:29 PM] < @Spikeh^Away> ozy, you fucking envelope Midgard - [06:52:01 PM] [action] SEPT^Food-Film : fucks XeRo^, Spikeh^Away fucks XeRo^, everyone else fucks XeRo^... later on we all laugh about it over tea and scones Spikeh^Away - Sweet and sour Minced Beef, squared taties and onions with PORK AND FUCKING CHICKEN sweet and sour sauce :/ Spikeh^Away - Swimming in Hague Jizz Spikeh^Away - this sennheiser headphones rock when they work <- he only paid £3k for them after all Midgard - [06:57:13 PM] < +Xmas^Snowman> stop !notes'ing everything :/ ozy - instead of "amp powerup" theres "casualty man powerup", where you grow a 200" cock and rape people SEPT^Food-Film - :)¯) Spikeh - 1,5|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯1,13|-) [gregZ^] - is this casualty man spam? [gregZ^] - I am listening to Casualty Man - Splitting All Over The World (128kbps) on for (3:28) SEPT^Food-Film - <[gregZ^]> that insane italian bloke "can i have my can of coke now please" "norr mon, am still c00kin teh pi\/\/\/\a" Syba^ - [20:46] pag plz stop typing with that small dick on ya head. Syba^Away - [23:50] i wish i could see things from Jericho's point of view, but i cant get my head that far up my arse!! Syba^ - I feel so unsaturatedly l33t Syba^ - [00:32] fuckfuckfuck [00:32] i'm a foul mouthed Dalek [00:32] "EX-FUCKING-TERMINATE" SEPTiMUS - remember that black dalek? (not davros, the normal black one) That was "Casualty Man Dalek" who needed special corridors to slide about on because his er, pointy thing was 12 foot long Dalek - the followup to that was "Casualty Man Dundee" - where that hogan bloke had to wrestle with Casualty Man in the outback.. only hogan came worse off when Casualty Man turned his ass to dust Syba^ - CASUALTY MAN BURSTS THROUGH THE FLOOR OF THE STUDIO, COCK FIRST, EVERYTHING EXPLODES AS CASUALTY MAN, WITH AMAZING AIMING REMOVES THE CONTESTANTS ARSE WITH SURGICAL PRECISION Sybaman` - "BIG DAVE STOLE MY SEMEN" Revvy - [14:52] lo ret | [14:52] not Ret, Ret's g/f | [14:53] lo sexeh :) | [14:53] *** Lou-la-Bell (bob@62.25.155.22) Quit ozy - [18:57] *** Quits: gregzz (Read error to gregzz[m45-mp1-cvx1a.lin.ntl.com]: Broken pipe) <-- ET with a pickaxe cunting the cable lines mank - that's ok ffs thx bye lag admin ffs admin PL admin gay chaining admin gay admin admin admin thx admin!!!!!!!! thankyoufuckingadminyoucanletuswinthematchby15roundsnowifyouwant [IC]Sats - speak of the devil's cunt Spikeh^Away - 0,14I am listening to 11,14untitled0,14 (160000kbps) on for (0:41) ozy - [20:27] lol internet romance's. I bet shes 25 stone with a beard moogly - ffs, the water has just come back on and put the shits up me, sounded like the pipes were shotting their load! [IC]Sats - l33t!! water is back :D and it's tasty as ever :D M` - < @Syba^Away> HITLERS ROTATING TESTICLE OF DOOM Syba^Away - 'ó' Syba^Away - \~·°/ Syba^Away - '-º_' M` - [09:36:58 PM] [quit] : GanNon : quit : irc1.uk.quakenet.eu.org : [reason] revising for gay prelims which start tomos bbs Syba^Away - ºöº Syba^ - [22:35] on 1:JOIN:#CHUCK_NORRIS_SUPERKICKS:/kick $chan $nick SUPERKICKED Syba^ - [22:42] you're not chucknorris [gregZ^] - http://kickme.to/getsomewarez ozy|vp3 - http://sling.to/fosi/ ozy|vp3 - http//www.jaguar2000.cjb.net ozy - <[gregZ^]> ROFL yeah........ you go into the 70's channel, and its full of people called "aolscummer455" and "nick@microsoft3455" Casualty_Man - Casualty_Man pounds rellentlessly, Black as pitch 8" thick shaft, pile-driving its way into tight teen ass Casualty_Man - "Trevor McDongold" Casualty_Man - rofl.. im fucked in the head and i rub it :D Taylor - "you know that bloke from casualty? i bet he has a right dong" Taylor - 0,14I am listening to 11,14Status Quo - Rocking All Over The World0,14 (128kbps) on for (3:28) <---Never mind eh Taylor - http://www.planetquake.com/features/mynx/mynx20010118.shtml ['Greg gets a little too intereseted in casualty man'] Biggz - In Memorium of Helen Marie Sanderson, 18, of Billingham. She died on Wednesday 17th January 2001, when the car she was a back seat passenger in failed to negotiate a bend on the A1185 road, between the Wolviston and Seal Sands roundabout, at 10.50pm. Spikeh - <@Revvy> aye me and lew cunting on the front line. mank picking em off from distance, spike running em over and xero getting shot cos hes lagging to the US servers :D Spikeh^Away - * @Revvy cunts XeRo^ with a large spakker from Langley Road CHUCK_NORRIS - (7:55.43) *** Syba^ (me@m479-mp1-cvx1c.lee.ntl.com) Quit (G-lined) Tay|ra2 - rofl. anyone hear any reports of ET driving a Bulldozer lagfully, through the BW reception Xmas^Snowman - <[gregZ^]> ffs @ NTL playing Hop scotch on LINX..... pag - aero-dynamic [gregZ^] - ffs @ NTL trying to simulate a "houdini great escape" by burying the CISCO routers 6ft underground in cement, and sitting anxiously on top waiting for the router to "escape" Kevson - [Kevson]: you turd burglar mank - * Kevson has joined: Da HaRD LaN - RA2 <--- welly 0wns with his ra2 server on a 56k modem :| [IC]Sats - <[IC]Kahn> let's ..be ..cold ..... TOGETHER! neukerig_bikkel - <[IC]Kahn> erm "schriel" ?!!? . .we NEVER use that word rotfl <[IC]Kahn> it means 'tiny' (too tiny) or small <[IC]Kahn> like slug's dick SEPTiMUS - <[IC]Kahn> I looked up guapo in the Spanish dictionary here some time ago and it said "woman's lady" Neukerig_Bikkel - * casualty_man inverts Teen ass Syba^HaXor` - [23:29] I might be going to see Lucy Lew :D (Next weekend or the next) Syba^HaXor` - [23:33] His nob is pointing the wrong way! Syba^ - roflroflROFRFOL!! IMAGINE IF THEY MADE UT INTO A PRON MOVIEE!!!, YOU FINGER SOMEONE, "You Like That", "Red Leader, I've Got Your Ass", "Somebody get our twats back", "Ass Is Uncovered" ROFL | "M-M-M-M-MULTIPLE ORGASM" | "CUMSHOT!" ozy - lets all have sex and bake cakes Syba^ - <[gregZ^]> your all hagues..... SEPTiMUS - *** Lou-la-Bell (bob@modem-724.hottie.dialup.pol.co.uk) Quit (Killed (irc1.uk.quakenet.eu.org (Unknown numeric nick))) Xmas^Snowman - [18:21:53] FFS FUCKING AUTH ME!!! [18:21:54] *** Q sets mode: +o Xmas^Snowman [18:21:54] thx admin! mank - Braveheart is PPG.2Kv3@pc94-bre2.cable.ntl.com mank - mank is ~lame@pc57-oxf3.cable.ntl.com [IC]Kahn - <[IC]Kahn> that script sucks massive black cocks for passtime [gregZ^] - mank sets mode: +b *!et@bt mank - i love to hear you oralize when i am between your thighs Spike^Drinking - THIS HOMEBREW IS FUCKING 45434 TIMES STRONGER & SWEETER THAN THE LAST BOTTLE I HAD Spike^Drinking - rimjaw :D Spike^Drinking - [8:37:39] <+mank> er can't get it up mank - <+Beefburger> how can having sex with the nextdoor neighbours dog be a 'turn on' ? :: <@SEPTiMUS> I'm not telling anyone Revvy - [9:23:51] <+Beefburger> how can having sex with the nextdoor neighbours dog be a 'turn on' ? || [9:23:57] <@SEPTiMUS> I'm not telling anyone mank - i like scat Revvy - [21:39] or it can be tying your girlfriend to the front of a bus with barbed wire then driving into a wall SEPTiMUS - AURBAO Spikeh - "Fanny P^A^R^Ting" Beans - I AM DAVID HASSELHOFF Revvy - [22:09] * Spikeh slaps Retro^ around with some pl........ || [22:09] *** Spikeh (spikeh@pc30-stockton1.mid.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Ping timeout for spikeh[pc30-stockton1.mid.cable.ntl.com]) Spikeh - //me slaps $$1 around with some pl.... | //quit Ping timeout for $me $+ [ $+ $host $+] Taylor - who the fuk is Mrfroshehwithsmallcock ? Taylor - <[gregZ^]> i like those dildo avi's although her pussy is a bit greasy [gregZ^] - www.fet.nu/n.asp M`-Away - [11:38:13 PM] < @SEPTiMUS> she's got flaps that could break her fall from 1000 feet, and gravity aint being kind to her top half either M`-Away - [11:38:57 PM] < @Revvy> we shud all go 2 a big lan, like an i series and just sit there laugh constantly get strange looks and leech pr0n M`-Away - [11:43:40 PM] < @SEPTiMUS> I don't trust a woman who can literally swallow tables with her lower parts Revvy - [23:51] and I have a pet elephant || [23:51] called Ajjaéam Braveheart - cause i'm a girl and you have dicks? :) M` - [11:54:14 PM] < @Rev|Bed> lol i have a cumshot screensaver Midgard - [12:09:32 AM] < @Spikeh^Away> Take me 12hrs to "go down there" and about 10 seconds to 0wn her Syba^ - NOBODY MOVE OZY MOVED Saddam - Saddam unleashes his biological arabian cock of bleak green mist onto the indians ImortalSpatula - [00:44] *** Saddam is now known as Trev_mcDongald ImortalSpatula - [00:45] * DALEK slides about for a while before attempting to go up some stairs and cunting itself | [00:45] *** DALEK is now known as DALEK|cunted [gregZ^] - __/}{-}{-}{-}{-}{-}{-\__ <----- bridge of bleakness [gregZ^] - ^SEPTiBOT^- 1,8/!\ You have already added this note once. Syba^ - [01:17] *** ozy|pr0n is now known as ozy | | [01:17] ahhh [gregZ^] - boys gotta go what a boys gotta do sometiimes }:) Midgard-Away - [01:21:28 AM] < @Syba^> ROFL!!!!! YOU GOTO A BLACK GUYS HOUSE, AND THE PLUGHOLES BLOCKED UP WITH 50 LITRES OF JIZZ [gregZ^] - rofl..... WHY?!?!?!? do all black blokes have fucking cocks like firemans hoses? Taylor - * [gregZ^] dies horribly in the fires of Casualty man's blazing shaft Syba^ - [01:29] lets play some IRC twister Syba^ - /\/\ () /\/ /< /= `/ mank - <[gregZ^]> i have a Full length ISA 33.6 LTwinmodem, it servers 2 purposes, one is to connect to the internet, the other, is when some madman comes into your house brandishing a shotgun, u can take out the ISA card, and cut his head off with it Syba^ra2 - [01:48] and don't call me dear :P | [01:48] ok dear [gregZ^] - supernova, i can sell you a "slightly used, Scroll lock key" any offers ? Syba^ra2 - [01:51] <[gregZ^]> rofl.... "1 used ATX reset button, offers to bleak@bleakTLworld.com ;/" Syba^ra2 - [01:55] <[gregZ^]> rofl sybl0r, if i touch my modem i freeze into a state of constant PL for 1000 years, until a Cable modem support engineer kisses me ;/ M` - [02:00:36 AM] < +[gregZ^]> rofl.... i'll beat him with my carrot.. he's sure to give in /;. [gregZ^] - ozy sets mode: +b *!*@pc30-stockton1.mid.cable.ntl.com M` - [02:07] you see a girl at the bar, you beckon her over with your little finger.. then go "if i can make you come with my little finger, imagine what I can do with this!" (i dont use that one btw ;) Syba^ - [03:24] i used to have children on my PC Midgard - I am banned from Cnn.irc lol Syba^Food - ive been out scating Syba^Food - [14:46] <[gregZ^]> §{ [gregZ^] - IM A FUCKING HALFWIT [gregZ^] - ROFLROFL @ ntl's Atari 2600 inktomi caches!! [gregZ^] - LOL, thats my word you vocabluary grabbing cunt [gregZ^] - [gregZ^] is playing NTL cunt, The internet is fucked(ET remix).mp3 : winamp Syba^ - one time I need to collect everyone's mobile number or home phone number :P | "Hello?" "FFS WE HAVE A GAME!" Taylor - ... I put all that effort into a greeting and all I get back is 'Hi'? let me try another FUCK OFF PRICK That's more like it :P Syba^ - Spikeh 0wns us. Syba^ - [19:31] DeuS, you big bald fuckwit. | [19:31] lo syb :) Syba^ - [7:37:15] -Q- nrg is authed as Alice. Spikeh - mHs|-Scara- was shredded by Spkz^Sil! Syba^ - -Spikeh^Away:#bwra2lscores1- Wave ure hand if u think unholy's a FUCK * Spikeh^Away waves * Xmas^Snowman waves * Syba^ waves * UnHoLy|Q2 waves * [IC]Sats`AFK waves * ss waves Taylor - whats that? you really want a game of doom legacy coop because you know i'll 0wn seven shades of cabbage of you? Xmas^Snowman - BIG BLACK MONSTER CHINEESEE MONK WARRIOR COCKS Xmas^Snowman - [22:05:30] -Q- ....Hi there.... If u want to idle on this 0wn4g3 channel with op so contact ---->>>>> [Shah]R3js <<<<<---- ....W3 N33d 1dl3r5.... ..... Have a nice day ..... greg - rofl mank,,,, someone unplugged the ATARI 2600 of a fucking router, that im connected to mank - I LOVE TO HEAR YOU ORALIZE, WHEN YOU'RE BETWEEN MY THIGHS [IC]Sats - it's got A CD PLAYER PLAYER PLAYER PLAYER <[IC]Sats> drink cider till eleven levenlevenlevenlevenlevenleven [IC]Sats - * [IC]Sats is playing Anal Cunt - Drum And Bass is gay Syba^ - [23:03] * greg is playing ET's dialup connection, Sorry_the_number_you_have_dialed_is_cunted(NTLremix).mp3 Syba^ - * Syba^ is playing 10 Nine Inch Nails George Sarah & Lara Peterson - Something I Can Never Have (Bleak Mix) Syba^ - * greg is listening to DJ-ET, invalid_username_or_password.mp3 [IC]Sats - * XeRo^ drinks his E-Tea, with added "full lagged" milk greg - * greg is banging to the sound of 0845 7560000(PLmix).mp3 mank - * Supernova is choking on a choc button# Taylor - godamn it there's more elephants and gorillas in my mouse <--ok I'm not that pissed, you really are talking shite lew Syba^ - "dum dum di da dee da dum da dee, my names ET" mank - "WHAT ARE YOU DOING ET?!" "ET GOING TO LAG BT" gregz - ET is a cunt Syba^ - Toybox - ET Syba^ - DUM DUM DEE DE DA DEE MY NAME ET SEPTiMUS - "ET is a alien and he's kinda spacey, coming from the universe to fuck the internet analy" [IC]Sats - <--- made in tiawan Sybaman` - * SEPTiMUS MP3:14 Playing12 ET - Flying Theme (John Williams) 14(123:4814) @12 12814Kbps | *** SEPTiMUS has quit IRC (Ping timeout for SEPTiMUS[pc29-middlesborough1.mid.cable.ntl.com]) Syba^ - * SEPTiMUS MP3:14 Playing12 ET - Flying Theme (John Williams) 14(123:4814) @12 12814Kbps | *** SEPTiMUS has quit IRC (Ping timeout for SEPTiMUS[pc29-middlesborough1.mid.cable.ntl.com]) | *** Syba^ has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Syba^[m681-mp1-cvx2a.lee.ntl.com]) | *** SEPTiMUS has quit IRC (Read error to SEPTiMUS[pc29-middlesborough1.mid.cable.ntl.com]: Conection reset by peer) | [SEPTiMUS PING reply]: 36secs Syba^ - if you tried to play Q2 from aboard Voyager 2 you'd have a ping of about 11 months [IC]Sats - * Braveheart is playing Unknown Artist - Untitled Braveheart - retardio Syba^ - "Woody Woodpecker sank like a rock" Syba^ - i'd be pretty miffed if someone called me moby dick Syba^ - i've found someone on ICQ called Steve Bleak Syba^ - i got woken up at 12 by mum throwing rocks at my window Syba^ - i keep predding s indteas of d ans d indteas of s | eady midtake :P mank - 2os[Windows 2000 Professional, Service Pack 1 (5.0 - 2195)] 2uptime[2w 4d 47m 57s] 2cpu[1-Intel Pentium III, 847MHz] 2mem[Usage: 96/128MB (75.00%) [||||||||--]] Spikeh^Away - <+EN^> <8|p Xmas^Snowman - hrm, im home alone today, wonder if two really bad actors are gunna come and teef stuff from mah house, just incase i'll go make some really lame traps eek` - <05gee`> he would have said "black monster cock" before he left if it was normal gee` - *** eek` has quit IRC (THEY HAVE WOMEN OUTSIDE, FFS WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME SOONER!) eek` - <05gee`> i noted ur quit msg eek` - <05gee`> they are difficult to find eek gee` - !notes i noted ur quit msg ty =] eek` - <05SEPTiMUS> stop ig XeRo^|Away - jusr clated in za verry awkwaqrd positin FFS JUST LAYED IN A VERY AWKWARD POSITION [IC]Sats`busy - and u can then walk home, AND FUCK THEM UNTIL THEY DIE. ahem Spikeh - <@ozy_> i'm the poncy green woman who throws magic farts at people pag - You are the bleakest link.....Goodbye. gee` - id give her a portion though <-- anne robinson! rotfl gee` - shes prolly got a jack and danny like a ripped out fireplace (anne again) eek` - <05pag> madge off neighbours <05pag> shed get one gee` - * eek` is a kayboard llama Xmas^Snowman - http://www.fungrams.com/haha.html Spikeh^Chops - ! Xmas^Snowman - BIG WHITE H Syba^ - 0BIG WHITE HAT! Xmas^Snowman - BIG WHITE H Syba^ - i fucked your moooooooom ta mank - ur room doesn't like me very much Syba^ - [19:14] ur room doesn't like me very much XeRo^ - I just wiped my mouth on my wank rag ;/;/;;/;;/;//\/;\;/;\/;/;\/;\/;/;\/;\ gee` - i just typed /msg q chanfags #s2d Xmas^Snowman - http://download.sourceforge.net/doomlegacy/legacy_130_win32.zip Revvy - [23:49] *** eek (pm_gawain@modem-189.blue-spotted-stingray.dialup.pol.co.uk) Quit (Killed (that nick is reserved)) Syba^ - AOL = america offline Syba^ - *** ET has joined #sqs Syba^ - FFS @ NTL FCKING DIALUP ;/;\;\;\;\ Syba^ - *** lincolnshire is now known as saddamzorl0rz0r greg` - [[SAVE-BW-Snow] PING reply]: 1min 13secs XeRo^|Away - I'm a twat, I love shit ? Spikeh - <@XeRo^|Away> j'mappelle twat, at j'aime le merde XeRo^|Away - my penis is l33t!! no wait sorry Spikeh - [7:49:21] * @Spikeh cunts Geb with a monkey! [7:49:22] *** Quits: Geb (Geb@usr72-wit2.cableinet.co.uk) (Ping timeout for Geb[usr72-wit2.cableinet.co.uk]) Midgard - ntl cable worlds best in packetloss providers worlds first LSP - Lag Service Provider EN^ - 1[1421:191] (@14SEPTiMUS1): Nils Stjernberg rules Xmas^Snowman - 0wned Xmas^Snowman - -Vimes- I found 7 matches to your query. Here are the 5 most recent (sorted): EvilNick[CL] nick|afk nick|afk-tfc goldyisatwat Assisapuffter. EvilNick[CL] (nick@host62-7-40-178.btinternet.com) was last seen quitting from #netgames-uk 2 hours, 47 minutes ago stating (Quit: Read Error: Errection reset by beer). Midgard - [11:21:05 PM] [action] gregzz : melts into italian plastic and licks ET's clitoral bit of skin ;/ gee` - wtf would u want to have sex with a fish 4? i spose it smells like a fanny pag - [00:20] <@gee`> he finds a rare cloth, and realising it's value quickly wipes his ass all over it eek` - <05fulleh> he jerked off irc [gregZ^] - he slipped on some dribble that flew out of a window on langley road, and banged his head against the Jumper field /; Revvy - [17:38] can u imagine a member of parliament or royalty presenting a cheque to BW.. then having a look at what goes on.. "here. lets observe a simple game of Q2CTF - 'oi cunt, gimmie that fking amp etc etc'" - very wholesome and fun for all the family:) Spikeh - <@Revvy> i didnt leave, my dad sold my modem Midgard - [07:24:56 PM] < @SEPTiMUS> they prolly accidentally plugged u'r ethernet into a fax machine greg [gregZ^] - i am bleak;./ mank - SmellyCat, are u ghey? :: Josss, You wish. :: Damn [gregZ^] - BTi is slower than a ducks arse filling up with water tonite mank - Am i a prick Mojo? SEPTiMUS - 2pm Spikeh - *** Quits: XeRo^ (xero-@m280-mp1-cvx1a.mid.ntl.com) () \/\/ |\| 3 |) -= www.subxero.co.uk =- (/me nicks EVERYONES scripts) Biggz - Biggz was kicked for killing teammates SEPT^Ill - new version of scissors paper stone... monkey , rock, tank? :/ SEPT^Ill - i spy, with my little eye, something beginning with "c" COCKS cock MASSIVE BLACK COCKS Syba^ - "Casualty Man splits your anal ring for 6 points of damage" Xmas^Snowman - MO Midgard - [11:10:48 PM] shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker mother fucker tits fart turd and twat i fucked your mum!!!! Syba^ - Ok, This is NOT a joke, #SQS are SERIOUSLY playing IRC I-Spy.. And Snoweh just won.. Syba^ - yeah, I'm sat looking at my bellend Xmas^Snowman - wtf is an aerodynamic [gregZ^] - craig david rotting on a rusty pole of anal demolishion while being skullfucked by william hague ozy_ - either what you said, or William Hague has ripped the skin and flesh off craig davids skull and is fucking his eye socket with his bleak fleshy stick ozy_ - <[gregZ^]> Hague and his Black Tory-party Tusk of house of commons, dismemberment mank - * SEPT^Ill goes back to the stockings mank - I dont think men fancy me mank - I don't think men fancy me :| Spikeh^Away - nah just tip it into ur mouth its great Spikeh^Away - "Lee" <--------- UTTER TWAT Spikeh^Away - 4[3:16:34] <@scaramanga> find ./ -name \*.[ch] -type f -exec /rm -r \/ <------ And he say's that Linux is EASY ? Spikeh^Away - scaramange how do i get dead brainy like u? mank - LOL FUCKED YOGHURTS THAT COST SIX PENCE mank - LOL FUCKED YOGHURTS THAT COST SIX PENCE FROM "netto!" Spikeh^Away - <@Syba^> like fucking watered down water fs Syba^ - * [gregZ^] is listening to Derek & Clive - Having a Wank Xmas^Snowman - @cam063314.student.utwente.nl 980552471 trader and wares box looking for shells [gregZ^] - RORFLFLROFLFOFL..."i was aving a wank, and the mrs, audry, came in, and she said "ere clive, what ya doing" and i said "audry, luv, i am acting under instructions, there are 14 members of the russian secret police positioned around the room, disguised as wallpaper wiv guns pointing at my head, and they have ordered me to finger my private parts continuously for the next half-hour" ROFL... gee` - Biggz is our resident David Hasselhoff MrBurnzl0r - [18:07:40] u need a new cpmutwe Spikeh^Away - *** SEPTiMUS is now known as Q *** Quits: Q (septimus@pc29-middlesborough1.mid.cable.ntl.com) (Killed (ircdev.quakenet.eu.org (Impersonating Services))) M` - [06:44:56 PM] [quit] : Taylor : quit : irc1.uk.quakenet.eu.org : [reason] I can get hot chicks anytime I like, I just click my mouse and there they are :) mank - twinkle twinkle little rectum, big black cocks cum when you least expect them, nevermind the screams of passion, whip it up her doggy fashon [gregZ^] - *** Midgard was kicked by Syba^ (midgard the mudguard ;/) Spikeh - *** Quits: XeRo^ (xero-@m80-mp1-cvx1b.mid.ntl.com) (Read error to XeRo^[m80-mp1-cvx1b.mid.ntl.com]: Errection reset by queer) Xmas^Snowman - :! Spikeh - <@SEPT^Writeup> I'M TRYING TO WRITE A FUCKING RHINGY Syba^Lagging - Looka I LOOKAD Xmas^Snowman - [Xmas^Snowman PING reply]: 24secs Syba^Lagging - "That game of chess was leet Arthur, jolly good show pe0n :D" Spikeh - COCK ROT Xmas^Snowman - ¡¡¡¡ÏµÍ³Éý¼¶ÒÔºó£¬ÉêÇëCGIȨÏÞµÄÓû§Çë×¢ Xmas^Snowman - 9:) Midgard - [10:30:24 PM] [quit] : KnumbchucK : quit : irc1.uk.quakenet.eu.org : [reason] gone to rape my mum! Xmas^Snowman - 0,3 74,3°0,3Up 0,15 Syba^ - sorry i'm not listening kahn Spikeh^Away - <@Lou-la-Bell> you really are charming! <--- describing Lew pag - phallic SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> rofl @ lew and his bleak as fuck langley-road anal midget cam Spikeh - <@SEPTiMUS> 8,5. , ` ' ' ; , SEPTiMUS - u gotta be a right shed to eat turd pag - [00:49] <@Biggz> the shit goblin laces ur dung with sweetcorn [gregZ^] - et melting into what looks like a cake of shit Taylor - eh what you bast my cheese wooooo good night? think so gee` - u were having a wank admit it yes i fucking was! Taylor - Spike he's in bed asleep more likely wanking i bet your right mank - HELP SIR, I'M LOSING ALL MY PACKETS :| Syba^Hwk - * [gregZ^] is listening to Anal Blast - Smell You Cunt : Winamp [gregZ^] - rofl.. modemers suck don't they.. all they do is swarm in there 10s of thousends, consuming every last internet resource, they do not contribute to the internet, they simply, Take, and Take, and Take,,, there are a Digital plague.. a Infection of the service Syba^Hwk - don't be cunts u twats Syba^Working - yay hitler Syba^Working - * [gregZ^] is listening to Anal Cunt - windchimes are gay : Winamp mank - "YOUROBBEDASPERMBANKBECAUSEYOU'REACUMDRIZZLINGFAG" mank - *** SuperBRB (wibble@host62-6-82-113.dialup.lineone.co.uk) Quit ('and where do the lances' leather thongs go?' 'on their shafts mr beale') SEPT^Painkeep - A chop and cuppa tea... dunk it in the tea :D Syba^Working - i love amy SEPT^ZzzzZzzzZ - * william_hague dribbles Biggz - Mockler Quote #13812 on ntl.news.baf - NTL plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz SORT THIS DAMN CABLE OUT AS TONITE I WAS GETTING EXCESS OF 150 PING S AND STILL A LITLE PL ://////// /me thinks of goin gto adsl although i know they have probs it cant be this bad can it? energy| - [21:14] (@mank): I FUCKED GOD UP THE ASS SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> fucking cum dribbling clit faggot SEPTiMUS - *** Syba^ (NTLsuck@m146-mp1-cvx2a.lee.ntl.com) Quit (It must be a shit life, being an egg.. you only get laid once, it takes 15 mins for you to get hard, and the only bird that sits on ur face is ur mum ";/") Spikeh - <@Spikeh> Memory: (Usage: 8/256MB (0.003%) 12[4|14|||||||||12]) ozy - WESLEY CRUSHER <-- WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS THAT?? ozy_ - Jean Luc "Cybernetic Borg-Anus Nuking Sledgehammer bellend" Picard SEPTiMUS - "BEEEP" "come" "RARARGHGHHTGHHWHAHGFHAHFWH" *SMASH CRASH DRIBBLE* [gregZ^] - I'M GOING TO FUCK ASS AND EAT CELERY Bigz2 - how bad is it when Your mam is chatting on IRC with you and she asks what a "Bellend" is.. i answer the question with .. a bellend mam is a Penis... she then replies with "i've slept in a bellend tent" this is so beyond beleif that i want to rape myself and cunt my face to death... PLEASE PLEASE KILL ME NOW!!! mank - * mank runs round screaming like a spaz Taylor - they kicked skY out?? because he didn't want to play q3 for CS (dm clan) thats a lame reason....i'd have kicked him for been a cunt myself <--rofl rofl rofl [IC]Sats - my dogl0r? Midgard - Thought that I should pass this along - it sounds legitimate..... There is another awful scam going on out there. You should send this to any women you know and care about. I don't normally forward warnings about scams, but this one looks important. If a man comes to your door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your tits, DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR TITS. This is a scam. He is only trying to see your tits.- Bravetart - leet coon greg [gregZ^] - i just downloaded DX8, shall i delete it, just for fun? [gregZ^] - pc world... its a whole WORLD of hurt ;/ [gregZ^] - omg how many fucking idiots are ramming this server with their 56k modems, trying to order THE LATEST PENTIUM 2 PCs at £9499?????????? [gregZ^] - ROFL...... millions of spotty headed 33.6kb people with AOL splash screens as there desktop theme, endlessly trying to download the PCWORLD SPEED TWEAK PACK, (which consists of a 4mb stick of memory and a screwdriver) for £400 [gregZ^] - ;/./;;/;//;\\//\;/\/;\/;\/;\;/\;/\/;\;/\;/\;/;/\;/\\;\;/\;/\;\;\;/\;;/\\;/./;;/;//;\\//\;/\/;\/;\/;\;/\;/\/;\;/\;/\;/;/\;/\\;\;/\;/\;\;\;/\;;/\\;/./;;/;//;\\//\;/\/;\/;\/;\;/\;/\/;\;/\;/\;/;/\;/\\;\;/\;/\;\;\;/\;;/\\ ;/./;;/;//;\\//\;/\/;\/;\/;\;/\;/\/;\;/\;/\;/;/\;/\\;\;/\;/\;\;\;/\;;/\\;/./;;/;//;\\//\;/\/;\/;\/;\;/\;/\/;\;/\;/\;/;/\;/\\;\;/\;/\;\;\;/\;;/\\;/./;;/;//;\\//\;/\/;\/;\/;\;/\;/\/;\;/\;/\;/;/\;/\\;\;/\;/\;\;\;/ energy` - * XeRo^ -[ I am playing (( michael jackson - billie jean )) [[ 4:52 ]] In Winamp ]- energy` - 11,1(( 3Theme - Bumbibjörnarna 11)) 12[3 1:46 12] mank - take it away eric the orchestra leader Snow^Away - oh ffs i eam the dick ;/ SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> ROFL WIN2K IS FULL OF PICTURES OF PEOPLE FALLING OVER../ [gregZ^] - rofl as soon as i touch napster my upload fills up with fucking aol scummers all clawing and scratcing for a taste of my l33t 8.2gb of mp3 [gregZ^] - me and mank are gonna make a song, me on drums, mank on guitar, its gonna be anal-cunt style, and its gonna be called "mockler is a cunt" and the lyrics are "MOCKLER IS A CUNT MOCKLER IS A CUNT MOCKLER IS A CUNT MOCKLER SUCKS DONKEY COCK, MOCKLER SUCKS FDSLDSNKJLKFFSDSFDLSFFSKLF... ;./ [gregZ^] - FFS AT FUCKING BLEAK CUNTING SHITTING FUCKING AOLCUNTORS FUCKING MY DOWNLOADS... FUCK OFF BACK TO TIAWAN WITH YOUR FUCKING WINMODEMS.. Braveheart - <[gregZ^]> ROFL.... ROFRORORORO... LT-WINMODEMS ARE WHAT INTERNET PIRATES USE, THEY HANG IT OFF THE SIDE OF THERE SHIP FOR ALL THE AOL SCUMMERS TO "WALK THE PLANK" ON [gregZ^] - ROFL.... ROFRORORORO... LT-WINMODEMS ARE WHAT INTERNET PIRATES USE, THEY HANG IT OFF THE SIDE OF THERE SHIP FOR ALL THE AOL SCUMMERS TO "WALK THE PLANK" ON [gregZ^] - "OOO ARR, I SPOT AN AOL SCUMM0R... LETS MAKE HIM WALK THE PLANK (PIECES OF EIGHT ;/)" [gregZ^] - ROFL.. THEY SAIL AROUND IN SHIPS, BUT INSTEAD OF A SKULL AND CROSSBONES, ITS A PICTURE OF ET. ET STOOD AT THE BIG WHEEL "EEE..TTTTT WHOO SHALL WE CUNT TOOODEEEE.;/" [gregZ^] - ROOLRRORROR @ BLEAK PLASTIC SHIPS GOING BACKWARDS ROUND THE SEA, ET STOOD WITH A PIRATES HAT ON, SCREAMING "ALL AOL SCUMMERS MAN THE MAIN CANNONS" ET STANDS AND GOES ";/" [gregZ^] - "CAPTIN ET. THERES A STORM COMING" "FIRE THE MAIN CANNON AT IT" [gregZ^] - ;/ mank - "what are you doing et" "et lag bt..." SEPTiMUS - * O-DoG Smashes ozy With a huge block of cheese SEPTiMUS - *** Nikon is now known as Niobmv|pissewds [gregZ^] - i stink of rotting vaginas [gregZ^] - been mingling with all the fucking blokes at the computer fair with no hair and 5 sets of teeth Xmas^Snowman - det som jag skrev that sounds cool det som jag skrev Xmas^Snowman - pm_gawain@modem-46.pakistani-butterfly.dialup.pol.co.uk paki hahaha gee` - *** You were kicked by Revvy (pakistani-butterfly this is a non racist channel) Revvy - [13:53] I looked fucking l33t I tell ya || [13:53] short skirt and boob tube gee` - I LOOK LIKE CRANKY STEVE AGAIN Syba^ - q3 sux Spikeh - Sure does buddy Syba^ - That work make any sense Spikeh Ret|Away - fuck that! q3 is great! i love ra3 Ret|Away - actually q3 sucks for modem but for cable/adsl it rocks! Spikeh - Starfish Navigation System Syba^ - Mrs. Aguilera Come & Get Some! Syba^ - Dum Didi Dum Spikeh - I'm the starfish, you silly mother fucker Triv^Bleak - *** Q sets mode: +o Syba^Food' SEPTiMUS - u never know triv, something may happen and u can join ;) :D somebody plz die? Trivial - i wanna join SQS mank - I'd be flattered if I was chatted up by a guy Spikeh - does it give you a buzz the small feeling of power you feel you have over others in that odd world of irc you spend your entire life in? [IC]Kahn - * Revvy rubs mank Revvy - [23:06] if ud have been in video chat, and shed just taken her panties off and had started to turn round then she lagged out || [23:06] ud be sat there, cock in hand, going 'shit shit shit' desperately clicking on options or tools in netmeeting [gregZ^] - thats a gay as fuck FTP client ozy - "Bleak FTP - the FTP client for jockeys" [gregZ^] - [3] Mon 29Jan01 00:46:18 - (000057) Sending file d:\mp3's\s - u\(technohead) i wanna be a hippy.mp3 ozy_ - he stabbed my new football, so i roundhoused him in the face and nocked him unconsious (that when i used to go to karatie) [gregZ^] - [16:10] *** Taylor is now known as Tay|firealarm Eric- - ok where the feck can I find the average force an 12 year old can exert with each hand?? Eric- - Alex Mijtus, 36 years old, is killed by his wife, armed with a 20" long vibrator. Mrs Mijtus had had enough of her husbands strange sex practices, and one night during a prolonged being of "fun" she snapped, pushing all 20" of the vibrator into Alex's anus until it ruptured several internal organs and caused severe bleeding. Eric- - i'll take a pic of my warrior and send it you hehe :] [gregZ^] - [18:17] <[gregZ^]> so thats a deal then huh? i don't turn my pc off till you've DLed and installed win2k? then u buy me 64mb ram from OCUK (£22) ? [18:17] <[gregZ^]> so thats a deal then huh? i don't turn my pc off till you've DLed and installed win2k? then u buy me 64mb ram from OCUK (£22) ? [18:17] yer [gregZ^] - <[gregZ^]> so thats a deal then huh? i don't turn my pc off till you've DLed and installed win2k? then u buy me 64mb ram from OCUK (£22) ? [18:17] yer Syba^ - * SEPTiMUS MP3:14 Playing12 MockleR - Fucks Seeik 14(120:1914) @12 4814Kbps Syba^ - what do you want at this time of night Syba^, its 7:37:05 you know SEPTiMUS - * Spikeh is back from:[Drowning myself in some hot-dog brine][Gone for: 14mins 8secs][Since: 19:38:21] [gregZ^] - rofl, my mums a wierd voodoo woman, she's having a bath with the light off, and arseing about with candles. Xmas^Snowman - If your sister has your fish's baby, that's not my problem. Midgard - i dropped some parker pens into some water today by mistake :/ Syba^ - Hard Disk Space: 0.03GB of 5.99GB Eric- - spam Syba^Bath - [22:48] <[gregZ^]> the AI is great lew | [22:48] u reckon? | [22:48] they just run at u and blow up gee` - <[gregZ^]> fuck.. thats really baked my noodle Taylor - i'm being a magic orientated blokey specifically.. i ALWAYS start off as a fighter in rpg games, and they always end up boring and shit while all the mages around me get superl33t and fry me with level 345 arse bolts of cheese eek`away - <05Snow^ZZzZZz> dialup[ntlworld via SupraExpress 56e PRO @ 45333bps (8.63MB up, 361.29MB down)] [gregZ^] - 2dialup[ntlworld via SupraExpress 56e PRO @ 45333bps (8.79MB up, 367.46MB down)] Snow^DL - LEWS A GNOME!!!! Snow^DL - "May I duel you?" 'yes' "BASH" 'ow' Eric- - Hard Disk Space: 0.00000000005GB of 5.99GB Paulus - dodododododododododoododoododoodod rape l33t cunt fuck casualty man Eric||flu - (_:(|) Midgard-Away - [07:01:45 PM] < @SEPT^Sam> if I look like this on my webcam ----> {8O <-- its cos some massive thing has just burst through a wall and maimed me XeRo^|Aweh - *** Xmas^Snowman has quit IRC (G-Lined (eek is a registered name, do NOT use it!)) Xmas^Snowman - Eek is ~eek@as1-2-1.oe.g.bonet.se * i am a horny guy Xmas^Snowman - on 1:TEXT:*!win2k*:#: /dcc send $nick c:\windows\desktop\win2k-2.rar | /msg $chan IM CUNTING NTL!!!! Xmas^Snowman - gee`... You make my software turn into hardware! [gregZ^] - *** SEPTiMUS changes topic to '4SSSS = Secret Serious Sam Services | Wed 11pm vs the minions of evil (sep,greg,ste,ozy,tay)' Syba^Away - #sqs @Syba^Away @Nikon^Away @Tay|sainsburys @XeRo^|Aweh @SEPT^Away @Spikeh^Away @Q Syba^ - x format ur HD quick its fucked really? Spikeh - "RedBull gives you wings" - Who in their right mind wants to look like a sanitry towel? [gregZ^] - i turned my modem speaker off, its gay and ETesque Syba^ - [19:49] bill gates uses a 14.4k modem on AOL :: [19:50] he upgraded then? gee` - som1 had a wank against a wall and eek grew there in the sun Eric- - Hard Disk Space: 0.89GB of 5.99GB ... it's going up Spikeh - <@Nikon> i feel ,mildlu y ifmn ttoxicated it was 1£ a fdrintk Midgard - topic in #cs [22:54] (+SL|C3R-): UNR begged me to join m8' Eric- - From greg's Q3 config: seta sv_hostname "ET server =]" Bigz - When Interviewed a close friend of Mockler replied yeah he's a cock gwn - win2k doesnt have a c:\windows directory FFS"!!!! Syba^Away -  I got drunk and went fishing last night Syba^Away - I got drunk and went fishing last night Xmas^Snowman - ß00ßi3s Eric- - <@Merc> ill take a screeny of it if you like | <@Merc> just fiddle with it, its quite easy | <@Skitzo> had a go earlier | <@Skitzo> didnt get anywhere :/ gwn - i stuck the argos pages together Syba^ - greg shit someone anyone me? no not you pag - [20:10] <@fulleh> I just solved a nasty-ass problem here :) Xmas^Snowman - and it put a link to http://free.aol.com/tryaolfree/index.adp?139222 on my desktop gwn - its just one big 0wning-orgie Syba^ - i drankl about 6 dopubles of rerd and blew aftershock i an still tuype hjo bhpld oln i got abp8t 6 chim[s and a wpoodpe ker!!! Taylor - my hhhr looijs like a spoifder# gwn - shew waa s piereed by i nebte she gad peirfced flapss || i d suck onthrm :DF pag - [00:12] IF HGE KNICKED YOUR MONEKEY IKL HIT HUIJ pag - [00:12] HES FDRNNK TOO ldL gwn - wtf rotfl | wtf rotfl | !! | !! | ;\ Bigz - he can suck fatty elmas labidas pag - [00:20] i c keep fslaing aslpee on my gay] Bigz - *** Mav|CS was kicked by Spikeh (FUCK OFF, GO ON FUCK OFF U FUCKING CUNT FACE) gwn - I STOPED H7CJKING8PIGN AHEWA SGO --> i stopped hiccuping a while ago :P Bgz^Cambs - Biggz: ROFL LEW i booted up this morn to be greeted by you as my backdrop chewin ya wood pecker!!! DJ-Soph - but I seem to have chewed the sticky thing off Midgard - < +[gregZ^]> rofl.... i was hosting a Server for Ste, and Wid, earlier on in Serious Sam, and we were halfway through, and i hit the winkey on my keyboard, crashing the server, so i went apeshit. got a pair of pliers ripped the 2 winkeys off my keyboard and threw them out of the window for the birds to wipe there cunts on [gregZ^] - ::::::>>>>>| Bill G.A.T.E.S => Great Asshole Terrorising Electronic Sheep |<<<<<:::::: Trivial - * Trivial dnaces [gregZ^] - i hoover stuff Eric- - ö [gregZ^] - *** [gregZ^] (dfgg@pc77-not13.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Excess Ram) XeRo^ - last time i made a cocktail, i woke up on my borthers roof!!! [gregZ^] - [gregZ^]> the lights went really dim and bleak like there was gonna be a powercut then [gregZ^] - <[gregZ^]> "rroooaaaarr... phucks s33333ik" Xmas^Snowman - Ive been at it all day [gregZ^] - <[gregZ^]> keep ignoring her for a few weeks, then she'll find some other stump to sit on [gregZ^] - spikeh, when she rings just start really bleak conversations about "the price of thick sliced bread at morrisons" or "the current rate of currency in india" i guarentee she will soon fuck off [gregZ^] - rofl.. i'll charge her with my big black greasy antler }:D Spikeh - I'll say... "look, slut... I'm not interested in you in the slightest, I'm gay, I have no money, I don't actually look like what u think I look like, infact, I have a hunch back and 12 ears, and I shag dogs" Spikeh - * +Bravetart is playing Britney Spears - Lucky Spikeh - <+Bravetart> i want VDSL or a 3terrabit leased line :;/ [gregZ^] - 00:30] * Spikeh has Started [Aqua - Cartoon Heroes][3:42][@192Kbps][In Winamp. !Gimmeh mp3 To Download] ozy - <[gregZ^]> it really does sound like the bleakest things, since arabian stained glass windows ";/" pag - [01:45] !pr0n plz admin! <--- dirty git Midgard-ZzzZzzZ - [02:06:33] Uptime : (12h27m37s) M` - http://www.cyber-funk.net/humor/pics/european.jpg M` - win2k doesn't like games M` - http://www.cyber-funk.net/humor/pics/skull2.gif [gregZ^] - does anyone here have the Recourse to understand the bucketfulls of spunk, Craig david dribbles through every hour? [gregZ^] - "gave you my jacket for you to hold... told u to wear it cause u felt cold," <-- how fucking spunk drinking is that? gwn - <[gregZ^]> ffs, mank stop dribbling like craig david [gregZ^] - 4,4 0*SAVE ENERGY. DRINK YOUR OWN PISS* [gregZ^] - 4,4 0*SAVE BABIES. DRINK YOUR OWN CUM* Midgard - Weird Law #3 Canada - Uxbridge : Residents are not allowed to have an Internet connection faster than 56k. Midgard - Weird Law #3 Canada - Uxbridge : Residents are not allowed to have an Internet connection faster than 56k. <--- omg!! eek` - i am gay and fat Xmas^Snowman - errr im gunna look in the paper fer a job... nah fuck it gwn - * Xmas^Snowman throws a Compuserve cd at grumpycunt's head || *** Q sets mode: +b *!*@*.compuserve.co.uk Spikeh - <+Xmas^Snowman> all u Middlesbroughians are the same <@Spikeh> ure gay though snow, were all blokes.. thats why are we?!?! <+Xmas^Snowman> fo <+Xmas^Snowman> Spikeh <+Xmas^Snowman> Spikeh *** Nikon sets mode: +b *!NTLsux@m549-mp1-cvx1c.lee.ntl.com *** Xmas^Snowman was kicked by Nikon (Please stop repeating) fucking heterosexual bastards Midgard - [19:25:13] < @Nikon^Away> lol Eric- is rapin a girl more like XeRo^Away - bite me * Nikon^Away bites Eric- * Eric- contracts aids [gregZ^] - mem(Usage: 383/384MB (99.74%) [||||||||||]) ozy - mem(Usage: 376/384MB (97.92%) [||||||||||]) Eric- - you got a bigger dick Syba^Bleak - i want the moon on a stick! | O- Syba^Bleak - 4,4 0- SAVE ENERGY. DRINK YOUR OWN PISS - paggy - winamp, it really wipes the llamas ass [gregZ^] - "winamp, it really fucks the llamas ass" [gregZ^] - "winamp, it really cunts the llamas ass" paggy - llamas, they really cunt winamps ass Syba^Bleak - rozinante: might have arranged a deal to get you another hd Syba^Bleak - furry muff | not really i just had a trim Midgard - [00:26:01] [action] paggy : is playing Happy Birthday - Cliff Richard [gregZ^] - vvmvf jm2p4 cb8f2 crbcx 7p628 <-- win98 FE Taylor - I spent 3 hours getting my fucking corpse from the depths of the ocean cos a FUCKING FOAMING AT THE ARSE PIRATE CUNTED ME ON A BOAT FOR FUCKS SAKE Taylor - AND LUCY RANG ME 2 TIMES WHILE I WAS OUT. I WISH SHE WOULD FUCK OFF AND DIE# Taylor - MY FARTS ARE KILLING ME Xmas^Snowman - i'm hungry, but the slave woman isn't here... i am too arrogant to make my own food gwn - my maths teacher threw a desk at me [gregZ^] - [12:41] * [gregZ^] is listening to Mortician - Fuck Of Death :: Winamp Xmas^Snowman - <[gregZ^]> fuck of death.. rofl thats well casualty-manish [gregZ^] - 6[gregZ^] is listening to Casualty Man - Anal Splittage Assault :: Winamp Mid-ill - i got a ping of 41 yesturday Xmas^Snowman - * Slugl0r throws on a pair of parachute pants and starts dancing like MC Hammer! Syba^ - i got a pic of xero sucking a black cock Mid-Better - [18:47:02] [quit] : pag : quit : irc1.uk.quakenet.eu.org : [reason] pub, women, and a wank <--- correction staring @ women in a wank pub Syba^ - LEW IS FUCKING MINT Midgard - [20:07:18] < @XeRo^> type !xtv for my !~xTv~! webcam <--- thats my logo :-) Syba^ - FFS!!! Xmas^Snowman - ;\;/\;/ <-- the W of bleak SEPT^ZzzZZzzZ - EVERY FUCKING PC I TOUCH TURNS TO CRAP, THIS IS A MODERN DAY FUCKING KING MIDAS SAT IN FRONT OF U gwn - [02:00] bbl eek` - when i walked past my mum's and dad's room i heard my dad say "going to bed with you is like going to bed with a black hole" SEPT^Burnin - Yeehaw | * SEPT^Burnin slaps his own parts | thats asda price! Midgard - [19:46:52] < +Xmas^Snowman> tasan looks like that guy from ghostbusters [gregZ^] - just a page about 15 miles long full of banners and brokn links gee` - hes also my partner now partner? partner in crime? partner in tennis? life partner...... he's your lover? <05pag> hes your lover <-- pag can't get to grips with this :/ gee` - <[gregZ^sam]> i just got cunted by a warez that popped up so many popups of midget fisting, and parrot anal-sex, i just held alt-F4 down [gregZ^] - MSDN® <-- fucking rofl [gregZ^] - ffs @ wheel of cuntune Midgard - [18:56:53] < +[gregZ^]> "i had a migrain, the doctor told me to stick my nob in the toilet roll" Midgard - [19:16:51] < +[gregZ^]> i bet william hague is a good swimmer, i bet he owns at "Bleakstroke" ";/" [gregZ^] - http://www.aol.co.uk/try/index.html [gregZ^] - http://www.aol.co.uk/try/index.html <------ SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> ROfl.. "hickory dickory dock. connie was sucking my cock, the clock stuck 2 i dumped ma goo, (disconnected) looked again the clock struck 1 ";/" [gregZ^] - "baar baar AOL.. have you any lag? "yes sir yes sir, 3 routers full" "one for the shaster, one for the lame, one for ET who lives up my anus" [gregZ^] - "i used to think this country was a land of opportunity, but now, it has turned into a Gestapo Carzi, one officer came up to me, he said "your cars weaving all over the road" i said "what do you expect im pissed out of my head, i've got 4 empty bottles of scotch in the facking motor, im swigging a bottle of scotch now, can you understand why im swerving about, cause im facking Drank ya Cant" Revvy - [20:41] *** tommeh (tom@AC99A3A0.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Read error to tommeh[AC99A3A0.ipt.aol.com]: Connection reset by peer) || AOL STRIKES gwn - ;\ going to lay a few bots :D gee` - <[IC]Kahn> N'Sync rewl Spikeh - *** Quits: [DF]RookieToo (RookieToo@c34254.upc-c.chello.nl) ((spikeh rocks ... )) ozy - <[gregZ^]> yeah, but only midgets.. Rofl.. midgets stuck on the end of dales trolley, in his supermarket ROFL Spikeh^Away - On the news now... "Free at last, the north East woman who bit off a mans testicle in a drunken brawl at home" SEPTiMUS - OMFG JUST PHARTED big messy pump :/ [gregZ^] - SEPT^Chillin> its fucking lamer modemers like you that add to the slowdown and uselessness of napster, it's all you slow assed cunts who have the best music but won't let anyone download it off you!! Xmas^Snowman - <[gregZ^]> LOL... STRANGE 3 STRINGED GUITARS BEING PLAYED AT 879459875 MPH. BY WILD PAKIS WITH 3 ARMS Taylor - helho fuvcks Taylor - i ficnink pussed Taylor - ii kdinas loosaing focus on shit at trhe momentt, absinth fuvckin with my mind Taylor - shnag her little tifhg rtpussssy rotton [gregZ^] - rofl i think that looks gay now, people who InVeRt ThEiR NaMe LiKe ThIs In ThE VaIn AtTeMpT To LoOk ELiTe XeRo^ - <[gregZ^]> ROFL @ THE ET DANCE... YOU JUST STAND IN MID AIR AND DISCONNECT [gregZ^] - /me is listening to ET's dialup collection, - Sorry the number you have dialed is cunted;/.mp3 SEPTiMUS - * [gregZ^] is listening to Anal Blast - Vaginal Vampires - 01 - Smell You Cunt :: Winamp [gregZ^] - well the microsoft windows sourcecode was made during a chimps tea party Xmas^Snowman - www.bleak.com gwn - im so bored im gunna get my clock on the same time as the irc server ;\ gwn - <05eek`> CPU 1-AMD Athlon K7, 55MPH gwn - 6* eek` slaps Q around a bit with a large trout 3*** Q sets mode: +v gwn Spikeh^Away - <@^SEPTiBOT^> 9I HAVE GREEN CUNT DISEASE ozy - <[gregZ^]> yeah rofl... i mean how offended would you be, if you were a alien, and you came to earth, and saw the "pictures" and "italian plastic" replicating what we imagined "aliens to be like".. you'd get your "prion gun" out and turn people into netto sphagettie Xmas^Snowman - U FUCKING CUNT MUFFIN SHAG PILE OF CRAP SHIT COCK MEISTER MUFFIN SHAGGN CARPET PILE Spikeh^Away - [...[]]===][];;][;;]##][P=-P=P;][#;;#////##/']/-=/==]]#]-#-0-'-[0@{_@) /;/0-; gwn - watching fat guys masturbate has little to do with being gh3y :) Dexyrunner - masturbating anal splitting Casualty Man raping big fat gay Jews? :) gee` - *** You were kicked by dyna (cause ur too damn pretty) [gregZ^] - [15:00] [XeRo^ PING reply]: 45secs Spikeh^Away - <@Spikeh^Away> I'm gonna fuck you at the LAN x :D <@XeRo^> no, i'm gonna fuck YOU!!! :D <+Xmas^Snowman> im gonna stick my WINMODEM in!!!! gee` - <05eek`> 8====D~~~ (___o___) gee` - will you lube my love puck? [gregZ^] - ET: "i am the lord of the lag, said he" [gregZ^] - ';/ [gregZ^] - ';\ [gregZ^] - rofl.. ET employs double glazing salesmen called "rod" and "bungle" to throw custard pies and jellys at LINX.gw1250.ntl.com [gregZ^] - "hi this is donna at the london internet exchange, we are currently experiencing difficultys with the NTL routers on Level3, a terrorist disguised as the film classic alien "ET" has broke into the complex and is trying to cram a entire galaxy through the cisco gig ethernet hubs.." Spikeh^Away - "Crap" and "boring" are in no way constructive you corporate spackers [gregZ^] - -Q- MOTD: We have added a new feature to Q now. To prevent problems in case you forget your login/password, two new commands are added. (EMAIL, REQUESTPASSWORD) IRCOperators will NEVER send passwords to users anymore. If you have set your E-mail you can get the password by yourself, otherwise you have to re-create a new account. Xe[Rocks] - that was the days when i thought u had to bind a key to double jump [gregZ^] - here's a trick... get a condom, open it, sniff it up your nose and try to hoch it into your throat and out your mouth, when you have both ends, one up your nose and one in your mouth, get someone to blow into the condom, inflating it you bleed out of your eyes gee` - just found a song on napster Eminem - Shroomz Xmas^Snowman - 8,11BLIND J00?????? BLIND J00000000?????8,11BLIND J00?????? BLIND J00000000?????8,11BLIND J00?????? BLIND J00000000?????8,11BLIND J00?????? BLIND J00000000?????8,11BLIND J00?????? BLIND J00000000?????8,11BLIND J00?????? BLIND J00000000?????8,11BLIND J00?????? BLIND J00000000????? gee` - *** Spikeh sets mode: +b *!*@*eminem:/* *** CServe.quakenet.eu.org sets mode: -b *!*@*eminem:/* Spikeh - *** Q sets mode: +b *!*@*.* Spikeh - *** Spikeh sets mode: -bbb *!*@*langley* *!*@*michaeljockson* *!*@*bt* Midgard - [22:25:38] < +gwn> eeyore likes to touch christopher robin in naughty places | [22:25:40] < +gwn> ;/ | [22:25:44] < @eeyore> so? gee` - gee, im pregnant... and... its... yours ;\;\;\;\\;\;/\\;;/\;/;/; gwn - <[gregZ^]> can u not cast the "spell of anal dismemberment" and watch as split rings fly hither and thither amongst the wizardry babbling ozy - <[gregZ^]> ROFLROFL..... william hague and paul daniels.. imagine having to sit and listen to them babbling on about "toilet paper colours" in a bleak room with 3 chairs, 1 PVC window, and yellow wallpaper, for 3 weeks [gregZ^] - fkn huge fountain of cum squelching its way out of iraq [gregZ^] - i'll send you a lorry load of AOL disks, and get the bloke to dump them on your front garden rofl! gwn - <[gregZ^]> rofl... i split her [gregZ^] - her ring went flying across the club, and people danced round it to the sound of "agga-doo-doo-doo put your apple in the tree" [gregZ^] - AGGA DOO-DOO-DOO SKULL-FUCK WILLIAM HAGUE WITH A TREE ozy - <[gregZ^]> "NO LIMITS, REACH FOR THE SKY, NO ANUS TOO DEEP, NO PENIS TO WIDE" ozy - <[gregZ^]> it was a disco at our primary scool once, and some of the pupils made these cup-cakes for it, and half way through the disco, all the people who had bought them, were being sick, and had to go home ROFL> Tay|maths - if anyone tried to pin on a "blue peter badge" onto me, i'd cunt them [gregZ^] - rofl lets set up our own bring and buy sale selling Poisoned Cupcakes, Time Walk CD's and Signed Photo's of Paul Daniels ;/ Spikeh - <@SEPT^ill> never had flu like this before <@SEPT^ill> I bet it's ebola [gregZ^] - i am bleak ;/ Bgz^Uni - Black and decker dildo... Double Decker Dildo Spikeh^Away - Eleven Thousand and Two hundered and Fifety Eight Trillion, Nine hundered and ninety nine million, sixty eight thousand and four hundered and twenty six pounds, twenty four pence :) gee` - clitfchg = Cunt Lew In The Face Cos He's Gay gee`hwk - M-M-M-M-M-MULTICUSTARD SEPT^ill - satseh... don't u get extra time to do ur projects for being l33t? Midgard - http://www.ilovebacon.com/noway/images/021201pornstar.jpg <---- ROFL!!! [gregZ^] - ROFL @ DIALUP BEHIND FIREWALL... [gregZ^] - *** Xmas^Snowman has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Xmas^Snowman[m109-mp1-cvx2b.man.ntl.com]) SEPT^ill - I've got 250 ping now and I'm fucking fucked right fucking off, and the next bastard who comes through that fucking door is gonna be sitting on my fucking fist for a fucking fortnight Spikeh - [8:45:46] <+Trivial> spikeh you wanna game? [8:56:31] <+Trivial> spikeh [9:10:28] <+Trivial> spikeh you alive? [9:15:04] <+Trivial> bi spikeh, x lew gee and the rest <------- And you guys wonder why he annoys me? gee` - ! Ret IS Ainsley Harriot [IC]Kahn - clit licking :P gwn - 6* Xmas^Snowman is listening to Eminem feat. D-12 - I'll Shit On You for 5:211 <-- rotfl i'll shit on you for 5:21 ! Midgard-Away - Obz - PC does not stand for Pornography Console u slut :) [gregZ^] - http://website.lineone.net/~scumperson/web/downloads/v6800.jpg [gregZ^] - i remember putting into my 166mmx with 16mb of ram.. the adrenalin was pumping, i mean Q2 @ 640x480 at MORE THAN 20FPS.... but it was not to be \; it was even slower.. and swapped like fuck.... ;/ gee`bleh - Ive fucked lew gee`bleh - * Xmas^Snowman is listening to Eminem - Met A Retarded Kid Named Greg (Freestyle) for 0:03 Syba^ - <[^DeuS^]> Im l33t <[^DeuS^]> FFS <[^DeuS^]> FFS <[^DeuS^]> OMFG <[^DeuS^]> lag <[^DeuS^]> URH! <[^DeuS^]> !? <[^DeuS^]> FFS [gregZ^] - riki lake is on the telly, and theres this hideous black women cunting my telly screaming "AAAA OWN J000000000" [gregZ^] - sat here staring into the screen, blood and shit pouring from various orifices gwn - <[gregZ^]> rofl.. every monday my sister drops this big black bloke off, who she works with, i keep saying "is casualty man going swimming with us tonight" and she goes "?!?" gwn - unless she's a black woman with a fanny the size of greenland hehe i know her shes called brenda [gregZ^] - Brenda the 50ton penis Blender gwn - Brenda 'I have a small town with population 53,623 up me cunt hosting the worlds first skyscraper made from pubic hairs' Jackson Brenda - Up my cunt, there are Fleets of ships.. Light aircraft, Hamburger stands, no hamburgers just the fucking stands, Syba^Brb - *** Spikeh has joined #dontjoinotherwiseurstupid Syba^ - *** XeRo^Away has joined #dontjoinotherwiseurstupid Midgard-Away - [19:59:14] < @Syba^> !notes *** XeRo^Away has joined #dontjoinotherwiseurstupid | Syba^ on @#dontjoinotherwiseurstupid | hmm Syba^ - Note - Middy is gay Syba^Awaeh - FUCKING :D XeRo^ - CUNTED :D Xmas^Snowman - http://www.poprecords.net/frankbutcher/mynameis.mp3 Taylor - u absolute twat snow eek` - <05Xmas^Warez> BOG SNORKLING!!!!!!! gee` - Santa Cruz, CA - A rift in the space-time continuum was created today when overclocker Jamie Aperman ran a 750 MHz Coppermine Pentium III at 1.6 GHz. Overclocking has long been blamed for causing global warming, but this is the first occasion that the fabric of space-time has been damaged. [gregZ^] - www.microsoft.com/";/" SEPTiMUS - ^SEPTiBOT^ around a bit with a wet trout [gregZ^] - what is the point in 64kbps mp3's you may as well stick a mic next to the speaker, record it onto a ghetto blaster, then dip the tape in Golden syrup, cum on it, then rip out the tape, and play it on a reel to reel Taylor - http://hosted.barrysworld.net/dis/NY/tay.jpg it looks like a contained massive black cock gee` - *** Dexy|RA has quit IRC (!CaUtIoN! - YA PILLOCK!! - !CaUtIoN!) [gregZ^] - ozy> rofl greg, in cannon.jpg the rain looks like some fountain of cum gee` - <[gregZ^]> ejaculating its salty silk onto the landscape like some fetid pumping volcano gee` - http://www.tweakfiles.com/screenshots/e/evolutioninterfaceb.jpg gee` - <[gregZ^]> i need a fucking 80 year old with a cunt like a greasy bin-bag to fit my towering mammoth into [gregZ^] - ffs... look at the notes now.. anyone would think im a sick bastard >:D Spikeh - <+[gregZ^]> if people wanna fuck, they fuck.. simple as that.. no fucking laws come into my bed when i've got a 9year old stuck on the end of my fist.. rofl Spikeh - <+[gregZ^]> just come on there tits, its much more fun :D gee` - "get one thermos flash, fill with 1lb of liver, add quarter pint of hot water, leave for 5 mins, then insert over penis" <--- ultimate cost effective cunt, no mess, no squealing, gee` - <[gregZ^]> just cut the pussy out, and selotape it to a blowup doll, least a cunt doesn't follow you around whining for a week after :D gee` - <[gregZ^]> fucking hell, i am one sick fuicking demented cuntor gwn`bored - u have a cunt in your forehead l33t [gregZ^] - it said: "to spikeh, love and rings from 5CASUALTY MAN" [gregZ^] - sinclairneil@hotmail.com <-- spam mi [gregZ^] - kirman likes casualty man and anal splitage Midgard - [19:51:11] < +[gregZ^]> "hello your through to Bob-Stains at BTI, how many i help" "my connection is fucking shit when i can get on it" "oh well, we had you fooled" "cunt" [gregZ^] - http://www.nudeepics.com/bigtits/tyler13.jpg gwn - i came gwn - my name is nils gwn - the closest I've been to getting an STD is cornwall Sybaway - I got another virus on my computer :/ its called Windows.. gee` - 6* gee` slaps SEPT^EQ around a bit with a large trout | * SEPT^EQ slashes YOU for 15 points of damage. | * SEPT^EQ bashes YOU for 5 points of damage. | 5-SEPT^EQ- You are stunned! Midgard - You want a 10Anal Tech ?0 - > 14 http://www.ilovebacon.com/media/images/021401analtech.jpg Midgard - lol http://208.185.170.19/download/cj_3311.jpg gwn - (!notes gee likes asses) gwn - SWEATY ASS ;\;'\;/;/\/;\/; gwn - * eek` has a very vivid image of the Big Black Hairy Sweaty Monster Ass of Bleakness gee` - trust me [gregZ^] - i was smokin big cigars and had a big shiney suit on lkast night , surrounded by my ladies I LOOKED LKE A RIGH PIMP :) gotta bail [gregZ^] - http://homepages.tig.com.au/~mcgarry/paul/grpuke.jpg Midgard - This is what is outside [gregZ^]'s room @ nite http://208.185.170.19/download/cj_3326.jpg Midgard - timber has a reyt cheesey grin :) | < @Flex> timber is content with life | < @Flex> therefore is smiling most of the time | < @Flex> or he has a big penis up his ring hole SEPTiMUS - 8,11BLIND J00?????? BLIND J00000000?????8,11BLIND J00?????? BLIND J00000000????? [gregZ^] - "AOL dialup connection utlity v9.45, insert the 9" concrete disk into the PSU of your pc, and watch your monitor explode, as my face appears on it and it cunts the glass and shoots thousends of chunks of 1" thick glass in your face, making you need countless months of reconstructive surgery" [gregZ^] - bleak faulkner gee` - I had to pull out, I was no match for the anal cunts of gayness [gregZ^] - OLOL [gregZ^] - bt go, "hi, please may i as kyou a fe.." "FUCK OFF OMFGOMFOM WTF YOUADOIG RUNGING THISD NUMBER ONF I@m GONNA WRING YOU RSCRAWNTIERFNDKFMD! pag - 30% of all Star Trekkies are virgins. gwn - "Only a few more laps to go and then the action will begin, unless this is the action, which it is." Biggz - But you gotta come back, Mel--we're a team! No, Krusty. You always treated me rather shabbily. On our last show, you poured liquid nitrogen down my pants and cracked my buttocks with a hammer. gwn - FUCKING STOP TEASING ME U CUNT gwn - !!!!!!!!!!!!!AMNG!! gee` - Remove User: Are you sure you want to remove stutah from your Hot List? when it should read Idiot Alert: Why the fuck do you have yourself on your Hot List? eek` - <05gee`> omfg <05gee`> tr0j4n ISN'T dueling!!!!!!!!! finger_mouse - 6* roland_rat is playing Incubus - Pardon Me (Acoustic) gwn - 6* roadrunner is playing Craig David - Walking Away1 <-- that's eek rofl nookiemonster - <05cookiemonster> and stick it in your biscuit tin nookiemonster - -^SEPTiBOT^- Your note has been added. nookiemonster - HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEW HERE IS SOME EARLY MORNING SPAM :D:D:D:D:D:D nicknackpaddywa - *** nookiemonster is now known as nicknackpaddywa * nicknackpaddywa ck *** cookiemonster is now known as giveadogabone nicknackpaddywa - i note too mcuh ;\ Spikeh - Access 2k is the largest piece of incomprehendable shite I've ever had the torture to code in Spikeh - "Access 2k, the latest in the Microsoft Office Families Database Software. New features include: BSOD when you first open a Database!, Memory Leaks when you switch between design view and code view, And access violoations when you try and replace a "[" in a table with nothing! We hope you have many years of bugs, errors and new found viri on your PC due to this extensively shite, pile of Jizz" eek` - 05.27.19 [CServe.quakenet.eu.org PING reply]: 2mins 3secs eek` - 05.28.35 [CServe.quakenet.eu.org PING reply]: 0secs gee` - <[IC]Sats> geeburger with relish XeRo^ - I tell them I 0wn.. they look at me and say "How do you pronounce "'0'wn"? Syba^ - 8====D~~~ (___o___) Syba^ - I GOT A FUCKING THING PURING OUT OF MY SPEAKERS gee` - arrgh im overloaded with david essex Trivial - v drunken aunts phoning you up and screaming happy birthday down the mobile at me ;/ gee` - I'm wearing l33t earrings that boost my magic power :P gee` - he's stood in the middle of a dust thing worshiping some god thing and doing ramadan or whatever they do over there, and a bomb flies down and lodges between his arsecheeks gee` - and I just spent 20pp on a pair of wiz enhancing earrings boosted my wiz by 4 SEPTiMUS - lol, Chuck Norris Boots of Superkicking - +2304030594390543 attack, +75 drool faction, summon : horse Biggz - Biggz 0wnz --> "i cannot wait to kiss you again your totally lovely. i really want to get to know you. ill never hurt you. what did your mates say about me ? i'm thinking about you." Biggz - how much does today own :P , lady wantin my penis to split her ass. and to top it off i get cable back gee` - (9:58am) * Midgard has returned from away. Reason: -[ Sleeping ]- | 0 hrs. 31 min. 9 sec. gee` - the only "shit" i like is that craig david song ;\ eek`nappy - http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Cabaret/4844/lyrics-crowdedelevator.html - ROTLTOTLOFLDLFLDSFLDS Taylor - Taylor how is Ste? fine afaik Tell I miss him :) eek` - <05trigga> let ne find dick eek` - <05trigga> let ne find dick <05trigga> disk <05trigga> ! <05trigga> oi! gwn - im gunna search for big black ass now gwn - i think i broke it ;\ or maybe it just doesnt like looking for elk pr0n :\ SEPTiMUS - he was playing Daggerfall today actually, cunted a load of guards then got sent to prison for about 20000 years Midgard - [00:05:04] there was this nutter kid at school who used to run around shouting "WHOS YA BAHGDAD", "EEESE" and "BA!" at people.. bit of a jockey really gwn - ><(((;/ <-- bleak fish SEPTiMUS - Ian Van Jockey <--- american lamer who reckons he's god's gift to dead rhinos Midgard - i try to connect to a rhinos ass and it just says "error connection to host "cable" to small" :/ Midgard - < @Nikon|Schmoove> WHY IS THERE A DRUNK D00D PISSIN IN MY TOILET Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> gee cums with the thunder | < @SEPTiMUS> when gee climaxes, countries fall gee` - ahhh fuck he's had a shit and missed the fuckin bowl ( gee` - nooo i got a fuckin choclate log on my floor gee` - he's passed out Taylor - fuck that get him to do it he's passed out gee` - I never usually die gee` - !nick lady i am goin 00t with is a podium dancer in Millenium. |BAR| |BAR| |BAR| <<-- JACKPOT Midgard - [01:24:40] < @Biggz> !nick lady i am goin 00t with is a podium dancer in Millenium. |BAR| |BAR| |BAR| <<-- JACKPOT Biggz - lady i am goin 00t with is a podium dancer in Millenium. |BAR| |BAR| |BAR| <<-- JACKPOT Braveheart - ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US gee` - just image someone going around shouting at ppls faces " ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US"! Midgard - [01:28:40] < @Biggz> imagine a huge black cock but instead of cumming goo it cums a streaming ALL YOUR BASE... BASE.. BASE .. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!! gee` - Incestualnecrophillabeastiality Midgard - [01:50:24] < +ozy> Necrobeastapaedophiliascat <--- shitting on a dead puppy then shagging it.. ;/ Midgard - [01:51:41] < @SEPTiMUS> "Never ask a Necromancer if he enjoys necrophillia, as you may be the next corpse he fucks" ozy - it's a big black chopper ffs... it'll split anything the russians can throw at it Helicopter of Anal Demolishion Analwolf gee` - kahn: IhaveTHREEkeyboards´here´gee´¸all·"DIN-5"¸nomne·are·PS/2·:(((AND!!I·cbnt·find·my·damn·convertorpiece2PS2 Xmas^Snowman - 0,4*JIZM SCENE* [gregZ^] - http://www.supergreg.com/ Midgard-Website - Weird Law #2 Canada - New Brunswick Provincial Laws : Driving on the roads is not allowed. Braveheart - it's a big black chopper ffs... it'll split anything the russians can throw at it Helicopter of Anal Demolishion Analwolf Braveheart - [gregZ^] is listening to Anal Blast - Vaginal Vampires - 01 - Smell You Cunt :: Winamp [gregZ^] - ET sat there sweating profusly, copulating with the isdn box, scraping his rubber tusk on the cheap moulded plastic gee` - * Spikeh is back from 4-[ 12Reason : Getting ready 4]-[ 12Since : 18:28:07 4]-[ 12Gone For : 23hrs 11mins 8secs 4]- [gregZ^] - [17:50] * [gregZ^] is listening to Bad Company & Trace - Flashback (The Tumpa) :: Winamp gee` - I keep getting nose bleeds, so im gonna twat my face off a wall and bleed into the sink for a hour :D Braveheart - IIIIIIIIIII NEEEEEEED YOUR COLON gwn - i CAN'T FIX IT well get bob the builder to do it [gregZ^] - -Q- Warning: [gregZ] (Polaris@pc69-not13.cable.ntl.com) authed with your password. gee`ZZzzZZZzzzZ - (last night to eek`) the screen is off now cab;t see jetvoard, but u are definitely gay [gregZ^] - i just ate a grilled bacom roll, and it was Scrumdiddlyumtious [gregZ^] - 13N9TL13:1 <--- technology cunted [gregZ^] - 13N9TL13:1 <--- everyfucking thing ever, totally up shit creek without a paddle gee` - *** ^XeRo^ has quit IRC (ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US) Braveheart - drugs are baaay'd mmm'kaay pag - gee` is a le gee` - <><>< I'm back from (fucking) Gone: 39secs ><><> pag - Braveheart - [20:19] cookie is a wanker gee` - INDIAN! gee` - *** Xmas^Snowman changes topic to '----||/+^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-+\||---- <<---THE BRIDGE OF BLEAKNESS' gwn - 3*** eek` was kicked by Xmas^Snowman (rejoin if your gay)1 <05Xmas^Snowman> ... <05Xmas^Snowman> ROFL Braveheart - so he poked some more... pag - [22:23] *** gee` has quit IRC (Read error to gee`[modem-189.pakistani-butterfly.dialup.pol.co.uk]: Connection reset by peer) [gregZ^] - "hi, your through to NTL, where technology is tamed, please wait while we connect you to one of our sales represntitives" "hi mike speaking, how may i help" "hello, i'd like to order a digital cunt please" "er what sir" "A FUCKING DIGITAL CUNT. YOU PLUG IT INTO A COAX SOCKET AND IT CUNTS LIKE THIS *4CUNT1*" "but sir???" "beeeeeeee.." Braveheart - RAH THE UMBOGO! [gregZ^] - i broke my hand yesturday, was quite funneh [gregZ^] - some NTL engineer is prolly sitting the router on a chair, and giving it a "beard trim" with a pair of shears [gregZ^] - rofl @ nottingham they arrange the routers in a big circle, and have "tea trolly" races round them [gregZ^] - rofl @ middlesbrough, random people called "mike" and "rodney" arrange starsign councilors to meet the routers, and discuss there problems about the lack of chewing gun supplys in a bleak subburb of wallsall SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> rofl... old blokes walking around going "AWIGHT DUCK, GOT ANY PHAGS"? [gregZ^] - like people being born with a built in bottle opener on their left hand [gregZ^] - "congratulations, you've given birth to a box of cloths pegs" [gregZ^] - this bottle of turtle wax sat in a chair at school going "ROOAARR PHUCKS SEEIK,, DORNT GIMME WORK WHEN I AINT GOT ARMS TO WRITE WITH" [gregZ^] - "in the garden of ICI, adam and eve both stood proudly with there built-in fig leaves" SEPTiMUS - joseph and his techncolour skin [gregZ^] - "Adam tried to tell Eve to stop eating the apple of knowlege, but by a misfortune of birth, he was born with his vocal cords between his toes and could not" [gregZ^] - rofl. "on the first day god said, let there be light, and the light appeared, on the second day god said Let there be Et, and ET appeared, on the third day, god said, Let there be ICI, on the fourth day ET gave birth to a rat with 6 eyes" [gregZ^] - /me is bored out of his waxed nipples [gregZ^] - omfg the TOTTY in sunderland is unbelievable [gregZ^] - www.3dchipset.com Bravetart - Yo! This site is your ultimate resource for information about Stephen Hawking the gangsta rapper Bravetart - 13,0<0,13>6,13<13,6>2,6<6,2>1,2<2,1>0,1 William Hauge ;/;\;/\;;/\/;\;/\;;\/;\; 2,1<1,2>6,2<2,6>13,6<6,13>0,13<13,0> Azzido - <><>< I'm back from (Manic minner) Gone: 2days 6hrs 21mins 22secs ><><> Xmas^Snowman - 3A4L2L 13Y8O7U10R 5B9A15S6E 4A13R9E 7B6E14L2O1N12G 9T3O 6U4S7! Midgard - [23:22:32] < @Flex> and they are still all FUCKING UGLY AS FUCK AND WILL NEVER LOSE THERE VIRGINITY EXCEPT TO FAT MOONLIGHTING DINNER LADY CABBAGAE FANNY WHORES SEPTiMUS - Tell her she shoudl take up Tree Pulping with her face ozy - system info: os(DOS 3.0) mem(Usage: 1.5/4MB (37.5%) [||||||||]) cpu(1-80286 @~8MHz) res(320x240) uptime(21d8h11s) (Free Hard-Drive Space): 2.5MB out of 20MB [gregZ^] - [[gregZ^]] You Have 0 Points. Xmas^Snowman - 12,2[11Xmas^Snowman12,2]8 You Have 12,2[0112,2] Points Xmas^Snowman - <05XeRo^> 12,2[08ball12][11Xmas^Snowman8:11is pag gay?12,2]8 Why you ask questions why no meaning ? You knew that the answer is Yes!! Xmas^Snowman - rofl pag you blind cunt Braveheart - * XeRo^ pokes himself [[[[]]]] - MC Anal Hammer Xmas^Snowman - _AAC_[AA][PMG][PM][p10]_max_[IC][Me][PAP]D3K4M00Xy|=|N3h! Xmas^Snowman - im a blind sick freak GorgeousGuy - [23:29] I really like to shag men up the arse GorgeousGuy - [23:29] I am a member of www.shitcity.com Xmas^Snowman - [21:23:34] I bought a blow up sheep today Gorgeous - [23:31] i fancy pag... hes so... horny gwn - what is aftershock? gwn - i broke someones legs once :D I broke someone's face once i nearly broke someone's back i broke someones watch once ;/\\;\/;\\;/\/\;\ Mid-Match - < @XeRo^> lol lew, | < @XeRo^> put that away | < @XeRo^> you might poke someones eye/arse out with it Braveheart - bh i dont spam ffs Mid-Match - [20:25:17] < @greglord> "i'd like a pizza and a can of coke plz m8" "YAH, JA WILL JOO TEH PIZLOR IN 2 SEKONDS MONZ0R" [gregZ^] - http://news.cnet.com/news/0-1575813-7-3240381.html# Braveheart - i am str8 tanky wanna fuk? Braveheart - "hello, my name is steve and i work for real.com. i like to have sex with large animals and sodomise myself with a cactus" [gregZ^] - "real player has crashed and burned in a screaming whirlwind of bowels and semen" Revvy - [23:32] I took it off the CPU, blew it to get rid of all the dust and my lips got fucking caught in the fan ffs :/ absoloutly knacked :| Midgard - [23:34:45] < +[gregZ^]> nearly choked on my cock then Braveheart - <[gregZ^]> IMPALING TEEN ASS LIKE A SAUSAGE SKEWER Spikeh - system info: os(DOS 3.0) mem(Usage: 1.5/4MB (37.5%) [||||||||]) cpu(1-80286 @~8MHz) res(320x240) uptime(21d8h11s) (Free Hard-Drive Space): 2.5MB out of 20MB SEPTiMUS - Pleasure and pain go hand in hand : If you get wanked once, it's heaven. If you get wanked 10 times, it's pure hell Spikeh - 4-[ 12Hard-Drive Space :1 80.37GB of 91.35GB 4]- energy - http://thisisacryforhelp.com/animations/sperm.html gee`hwk - when i grow up im gonna be an lpb eek` - if i ever meet snoweh, i'm gonna laminate his cock ;\ Xmas^Snowman - 4Man U 6 - 1 Arsenal Xmas^Snowman - 803,410,951,067,935,612.553224357 points of damage gee` - he makes more typos than a rhino though leave me along gee :9 eek` - eek's l33t as fuck bob` - (SEPTiMUS) wait, no he aint, he's gay Gorgeous - i fancy pag# bob` - SEPTiMUS is playing Michael Jackson - Eat it Midgard - <@Sense> Syba's perving over a m8's mum Braveheart - i am a c u n t Gorgeous - im drunk ;/ e - <[IC]Kahn> I don't mind la-la takin meh up the arse gwn - <[IC]Kahn> "de troetelbeertjes" :D gregZ - im naked gregZ - rofl.. who remembers the joysticks for the atari2600, it was likem a square box, with a cheap tiawanian dildo sticking out, with a bleak red button, and you had to stamp on the button to get it to fire. and the stick was that stiff, that you had aching wrists after a game of "pong" Taylor - <[gregZ^]> i think it cunted my bowels, cause i went for a shit at college today, and i fucking let fly with the biggest torrent of diahreearah, this planet has ever fucking produced SEPTiMUS - 1 fucking yorkshire pud for £7.99 <[gregZ^]> was it made from holy eggs? [gregZ^] - happeh hardcorez0rl0rz0r [gregZ^] - <^SEPTiBOT^> Yaám Rafíq Tafrii [gregZ^] - there was this big NTL stage thing in the middle of the waterside shopping centre in lincoln today, and there were loads of NTL people there in suits promoting digital TV, and as i walked past, i just imagined loads of grand pianos suspended on ropes above, waiting to fall on them.. PHA-Q - * Kev-Chillin 4jumps in front of ozy|EQ and wanks furiously to the tune of Lock 'N Load - Blow Ya Mind [gregZ^] - [21:04] [PHA-Q PING reply]: 3secs ozy - <[gregZ^]> it was taking about 5 seconds to close windows, i went to close "network neighbourhood" and something was cunting about 300mb of ram, i fucked about for about 3 hours with it, wondering what the fuck was up, then i discovered "active desktop" had enabled itself... and my whole pc just transformed into a screaming whirlwind of blood and semen Syba^ - i jnew a girl in schoool caled pandora | never got to seer her bopx though Spikeh - <@Syba^> it might cause anal hemarroids <@Spikeh> Where the fuck else are you gonna get hemeroids? Gorgeous - [23:18] and their funny shaped balls SEPTiMUS - check this lew, a bit rough.. but see what you think u sending him fat man pr0n gee` - sweaty obese women ;;/\/;\ 0,4*ANTI-JIZM SCENE* gwn - EVERYONE SPELLS IT TOUNGE AND TONGE ozy - Casualtymanington and the three Splitterteers, using his big black rapier gwn - SPlitterteers, omg what a mouthfull gwn - Ming the MongoloidMing the MongoloidMing the MongoloidMing the MongoloidMing the MongoloidMing the MongoloidMing the Mongoloid SEPTiMUS - my teeth broke in half, and his head nearly did :P Bgz^uni - 0,1(________4,1:0,1E <--- Demon Hague Snow^Install - BARRYSWORLD NOT DIEING!!!! Xmas^Snowman - [17:51:59] *** irc2.dk.quakenet.eu.org sets mode: +b *!*@drugs.are.baaad.mm'kay ozy_ - [18:04] <[gregZ^]> ozy [18:04] ozy [18:04] ozy [gregZ^] - you click on "!!!!DOOM5 FTP L33T SERVZOR WAREZ QUAD T3 CONNECTION SERVER!!!!" and you just get about 4389 windows bouncing around your screen with pictures of women shaving there cunts with broken AOL CD's ect.. Stephen-Hawking - < +Easter^Snowman> fucking ntl! | < +[gregZ^]> what about fucking them? | < +Easter^Snowman> packetloss and pag [IC]Kahn - <[IC]Sats> Kahn couldnt close windows, but ah...look its Xi! Syba^ - Snow (as in the white stuff, and not Snowman, he's gay) 0wns [gregZ^] - you rancid phuxor [gregZ^] - rofl.. pitch black shaft pile-driving its way into your small intestine, last nights tea spilling out, black shaft continuing to pound, mercylessly fuck-gouging your abdomen Midgard - [19:41:03] < +[gregZ^]> rofl.. pitch black shaft pile-driving its way into your small intestine, last nights tea spilling out, black shaft continuing to pound, mercylessly fuck-gouging your abdomen ozy - rofl.. pitch black shaft pile-driving its way into your small intestine, last nights tea spilling out, black shaft continuing to pound, mercylessly fuck-gouging your abdomen Midgard - [19:49:37] < +[gregZ^]> i want to design and make a "NTL van cunter" you put it in the road, and it catches NTL vans, and compacts them into washing-machine drive belts?! Spikeh^VIll - PVC welding is even bleaker :/ Spikeh^VIll - <+[gregZ^]> aluminium welding is bleak PVC welding is even bleaker :/ [gregZ^] - lkjfsdjlkfds [gregZ^] - 1,8/!\ [gregZ^] - 1,8/!\ william hague skull fuck alert 1,8/!\ [gregZ^] - "women who went ahead with breat operations, did it forfill there needs, find out in 25 mins on rikki lake" rolf.. prolly some massive black moose screaming "JAAA GOOT BIG TITTIS IF JA WOOONT TOO, YA WESPECT INITINTINTINT, YAAHH" [gregZ^] - <[gregZ^]> kilroy and his 50ft greased shaft, ready to pump its doom into the nearest unsuspecting teen ass Taylor - maybe its me but u cant beat the female body u could beat it if u wanted to gee` - <[gregZ^]> i knew this bird who lives near me called "meg" and she had FUCKING MASSIVE tits, and she used to let us suck them, and fuck around with them, she was l33t :D gwn - <[gregZ^]> me and my m8s used to sit on the park in st aidens, and she just used to get her tits out, and let us fuck about with them, one day she got her cunt out as well, and let us all finger her, she was mad nidge - her cunt was like a rotten chippan tho ;/ [gregZ^] - /me sets mode to m+ Xmas^Snowman (Xmas^Snowman was moosed by [gregZ^]" [gregZ^] - *** [gregZ^]: you're not channel operator ;/ Xmas^Snowman - [18:22:58] *** Xmas^Snowman sets mode: +b *!*@*MMmmmmmOoOooOOOooOooOooOooOOOOoooOOOssssSSssSSSSSsEEeeEeeEE [gregZ^] - rofl, when you shove your cock into someone jaw it breaks there head and you fuck there brain ;/ Braveheart - i am l33t ... i am l33t ... i eat children with me f33t ... Taylor - yeah fils proberly got 100 cd's of Sheep and Goat pr0n alone ;) i have so many more cds and u know it =) Midgard - [23:52:28] [quit] : DC_Mozilla : quit : irc2.uk.quakenet.eu.org : [reason] ***Disclaimer*** Anything I say between 8pm and 11pm should be completely ignored because it will probably be said out of ISDN-rage gregz - football is a hax gregz - [gwn PING reply]: 1min 4secs ntl - [NTL PING reply]: 1min 41secs gwn - [ntl PING reply]: 2secs gregz - everything that connects to the net in this house either has a ping of 4 years, or isn't conncted at all Xmas^Snowman - The host 'smpt.ntlworld.com' could not be found. Please verify that you have entered the server name correctly. Account: 'pop.ntlworld.com', Server: 'smpt.ntlworld.com', Protocol: SMTP, Port: 25, Secure(SSL): No, Socket Error: 11001, Error Number: 0x800CCC0D Xmas^Snowman - 9>4:]6+2< gwn - I GOT A SIKOPUTTE OF MY OB Xmas^Snowman - I HAVE KITCATR FOOTBERRR Snow^f00dzl0r - * Spikeh^Ill^Away is away. -[ Reason : EQ ]-[ Since : 11:43:43 ]-[ For : 7hrs 1sec ]- gee` - * Spikeh^Ill is back from -[ Reason : EQ ]-[ Since : 11:43:43 ]-[ Gone For : 9hrs 13mins 13secs ]- Xmas^Snowman - it had to be changed coz some imp fucked up Xmas^Snowman - *** Quits: greg (davegreg@m86-mp1-cvx1a.lin.ntl.com) (Read error to greg[m86-mp1-cvx1a.lin.ntl.com]: Connection reset by peer) Mid^Project - [15:10:43] [quit] : Ramesis : quit : irc2.uk.quakenet.eu.org : [reason] Network services hacker!: K-Lined Xmas^Snowman - he really annoyed me laste nite | [15:24] cuz he kept on tipping his pints over my head Xmas^Snowman - http://privat.schlund.de/k/kuhleman/nerv.htm gee` - DCC chatting with yourself fucking rocks! Syba^ - http://jos.isgay.com/ Syba^ - [18:23] fs why are you being such a pe0n Syba^ - I WANT EVER FUCKING QUEST :;\;z/\;z/\z;\/z!:!!:!:!!!!2;as@L:x:\z/\z;/ gwn - ive got a sudden urge to download a football manager game :P Syba^ - [22:31] 13,0<0,13>6,13<13,6>2,6<6,2>1,2<2,1>0,1 William Hauge ;/;\;/\;;/\/;\;/\;;\/;\; 2,1<1,2>6,2<2,6>13,6<6,13>0,13<13,0> eek`ill - i came on the computer this morning and theres a big picture of me nob staring at me gee` - actually i am quite well hung gee` - * Spikeh^Ill is back from 4-[ 12Reason : I be playin' EQ ye land lubin' crettins! 4]-[ 12Since : 14:44:16 4]-[ 12Gone For : 9hrs 47mins 4secs 4]- Midgard - < +[gregZ^]> ROFL... "GEOFFREY, WILL YOU SUCK MY ELIET WILLY??"" ";/"@? Midgard - < +[gregZ^]> "up above the streets and houses, Casualty-man's penis is riding high, everyone runs for cover to avoid mass ring marmalization" [gregZ^] - http://www.80snostalgia.com/classictv/rainbow/pictures/pic12.jpg ozy - http://www.80snostalgia.com/classictv/rainbow/characters/bungle.jpg <--- RF ahhh bungle bungle was gay BUNGLE THE BIG BROWN TURD <[gregZ^]> HES LIKE A MASSIVE HAIRY TURD JUST SAT THERE SMELLING Syba^ - http://drew.corrupt.net/lp/series2.html Xmas^Snowman - HELLO!!! IM IN THE LIBRARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [gregZ^] - * [gregZ^] looks down the road at the asylum seekers rubbing there nippes on the exchange gwn - <[gregZ^]> at LINX in london in level3, theres loads of kidds sat around with rj45 ethernet cable sat there bending it by looking at it, when visitors come up to them, the boy goes "do not try to get a connection, thats impossible, instead only try to realise the truth" "there is no connection" "LINX times out ;/" [gregZ^] - loads of bald kids sat there thinking "there are no routers" and the routers bend and fly out of the window.. ROFLROFL Xmas^Snowman - RrofoOORFL gwn - <-- well, it makes me laff everytime i see it :P SEPT^Ill - Millions of Netspilts, Netspilts for me, They are bleak and come from sheep anal invading servers Biggz - IRC is splitting us like casualty man in the childrens ward :( SEPTiMUS - and there is no way to make them listen to us ... cos we cant talk to them to make them listen to us cos they dont listen FFS Midgard - [19:02:08] < @SEPTiMUS> "But Rog..." "Kahn, that jump is SOO far!!" *Kahn jumps off the machine, and flies across the room* "WOOOW!" <:D> SEPTiMUS - when you find a song you have been looking for for years what dong? i mean song Xmas^Snowman - FFS, LEAVE ME EAR UP MY ARSE AND CUNT MY TEDDU BEAR PAJAMAS Midgard - [20:34:36] < @Biggz> i bit knobs like a rustic clamp Xmas^Snowman - 42" WideNix Plasma Monitor XGA Digital £4,249.00+VAT £4,992.58 SEPTiMUS - just cunted myself by closing a door on my head :/ ROFLMAO!!! middy stood in the doorway opening and closing the door on his head, while shouting "NNNGG!! NNNGGG!!!!!!" [gregZ^] - ffs, i've got a fucking headache from sat here, need paracetomal Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> !xxxtv! tonight :D | < @SEPTiMUS> get your finger out ya mouth lad | < @SEPTiMUS> and put it somewhere... more sexual Midgard - < @Revvy> x start an ICQ chat wiv me and let me speak to the pissed 15 yr old tite virgin cunt girlies pls [IC]Sats - x start an ICQ chat wiv me and let me speak to the pissed 15 yr old tite virgin cunt girlies pls Syba^ - "Will you dress up as Orb from Q3 for me babe?" Braveheart - i bet lara croft would have it up the gary Mid^Photoshopin - [20:15:11] < +pag> our classroom at college owns... u have to walk passed the art block, and there pictures off all these nobs on the wall... its well l33t Braveheart - we talk like this... yeah lara crofts fit, so is jessica rabbit. I bet all the ppl who are into animal sex r like... scoobie doo gives me the horn spikeh-b-l33t - i just love u, i dont want to have sexual relations with you u fucking homophobic headonist spikeh-b-l33t - when u get a clue triv, the world will come to a exponential stop. Mid^Sleeep0r - [08:31:11] -> [Q] PING [08:31:13] [CServe.quakenet.eu.org PING reply]: 984213120 > 62.41834 years Midgard - Intel 4 : Its just 4 p1 inside really... [gregZ^] - "someone set us up the bomb" "main screen turn-on" "NTl engineer: ALL BENT ROUTERS BELONG TO US ;/" Xmas^Snowman - ET is a jet-black double-headed rubber dildo [gregZ^] - http://spikeh.isgay.com/ [gregZ^] - http://william-hague.isgay.com [gregZ^] - http://tony-blair.isgay.com [gregZ^] - http://robbie-williams.isgay.com [gregZ^] - http://craig-david.isgay.com [gregZ^] - http://mockler.isgay.com Xmas^Snowman - FUCKING NAPSTER CUNT UNCUNCUTNLNTF FUCK FIUFUFCK TOSOSER gwn - [=\=] Dyslectic Napstah Ownage!!! [=/=] gwn - C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM\XXX\NASTY\HORRID\BEYONDMANKIND\ANALCUNTSPLITTING\CASUALTYMAN\MANK???\BARNEYPICS [gregZ^] - customer: "bang!!" "woot was that" "main screen turn on" ntl: "how are you gentlemen" "its you..." "all your packets belong to us" "wha-j00 say?" "you have no chance of connection make your timeout" "ha ha ha......" [gregZ^] - NTL was installing cable modem, what happened? 1.> we get no signal, 2.> mainscreen didn't turn on, 3.> someone set us up the cable modem, 4,> how are you fucking jockeys? Xmas^Snowman - Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch gwn - she was swimming at me and she didn't see this fucking 80 foot tall ship coming into dock then all I heard was "BASH" gwn - <05Syba^> rofl,, imagine if quad damage existed and the teacher confiscated it off mockler <05XeRo^> 10,1 FUCKS SEEIK! Syba^awyaydf - http://www.freakfarm.com/retardedadvice.htm Xmas^Snowman - <[gregZ^]> thoughts of ET sittingon my cable modem, keep me awake at night :[ Syba^ - [22:17] * Spikeh^Away is away. 4-[ 12Reason : Guess what... EQ ! 4]-[ 12Since : 10:18:51 4]-[ 12For : 12hrs 1sec 4]- | this is saturday, btw. Syba^Away - [22:26] *** triv sets mode: +o Syba^Away | [22:27] *** Syba^Away sets mode: -o triv Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> but then, I chew cunts for a living :/;/ i'm a cunt tester with gillette ;/;/;p;/;'/ Syba^ - [00:49] * Spikeh is back from 4-[ 12Reason : Guess what... EQ ! 4]-[ 12Since : 10:18:51 4]-[ 12Gone For : 14hrs 32mins 3secs 4]- triv^shoping - http://www.jestersguild.com/gamepics/pillager.jpg [gregZ^] - some baseball stars now use the prototype voodoo7 that was being made before 3dfx folded instead of a bat [gregZ^] - I am pleased to be the first gamer to use the Donor Program. I donated my left testicle and part of my colon, which earned me a $300 rebate. Am I happy? Hell yeah. I seriously doubt I would ever have sex anyway, so the testicle is a small sacrifice to be the first on my block to own one of these babies. Besides, who has time for girls when I am training for the PGL?" Xmas^Snowman - *** Joins: SEPTiM0DEM (skdjff@m336-mp1-cvx2a.mid.ntl.com) gee` - i saw his nipple that needs a shave pag - [12:46] I'm massive and hard and I've got oily pecks the size of newcastle Midgard - [16:01:53] [quit] : Philly : quit : [reason] FFS CTRL ALT DEL DIDN'T MAKE MY G/F'S TITS BIGGER! Xmas^Snowman - new?? i have norton 20001? :P gee`away - don't bother upgrading your BIOS, you may accidentally hammer a nail somewhere wrong gee`away - Unplug your keyboard or hold down one of the keys on the keyboard gee`away - open the msdos prompt then type the name of the prog THEN DIE OF CHOLERA *** SEPTiMUS has left #sqs gee`away - C:\>C:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\Desktop\ctbios DON'T PUT IN DOCUMENTS YOU FOOL PUT IN THE ROOT OF C: LIKE I FUCKING SAID gee`away - ok snow... here's what we're gonna do | you're gonna take your motherboard out | and cut it into small pieces | then EAT THE PIECES | EAT THEM SEPTiMUS - * Bgz^NTLareshite foams at the foot Midgard - When I had my cable modem probs when it was first installed, and I was scared to turn my PC off in case I lost the connection, my computer was on for 26days without a break..... then I realised I didnt need to as long as the cable modem was switched greglord - NTL: can we fix it? NTL: CAN WE FUCK! Spikeh - <+[gregZ^]> how big is it?? :D:D:D:D: [gregZ^] - @Spikeh^Away> My livingroom is donw now :D We were just having anal sex in there ";/" Xmas^Snowman - off :/\;/\/\;\;/\;\/\/\;\/;\/;\/\;/;/\;\;/;\\;/;\/\;\;/\;//\;\;\;\/;\;/\;/;/\;/\;//\\;z;/;/;/z;/z;/z;\;\;/\;\;//\;\/;\/;\;/;\;/\;/\;/;;/;\;/\;;/\;/\;\;\\/;\/;/;/;/\;/\;\;\;/\;/\;\/\;;/\;/\;\/\;/;/;/;//\;/;/\;\;/;\;/\;/;/\;/\;/\;/\;/\;/;/\;/;//;/;/\;/;/\;//;/\;;\/;\;/\;/\;//\/\\;\;;/;;;;/\;/\\;/;\\;;\/\;/\;\/\/;\;/\;/\/;\/;/;;\;/\;/;/\;/;/\;\;/\;\/;/;/;/;/;/\/\;/;\;/;\;\;\;\\;\;/;/\;/\;/\;/;/\;/\;/\;;/\;\;/;/;/;/;\/;\/\;\;\;/\;/\;\;/\;/;/ gee` - * Nikon 5@Y5 F@R3\\'3|_|_ F()R +3|\| |\/|!|\|5 !|\/| !R()|\|!|\|G |_!|<3 @ B!+[|-| Sno^NTLareshite - [20:23:17] * gee` cunts rev with a Sno^NTLareshite Sno^NTLareshite - My motherboard was made by SPAX !!! Sno^NTLareshite - <[gregZ^]> does the CDrom randomly open and "UUURRGGHHH" noises come out of it? gee` - i laffed whan i saw it, fucking hands shaking with lafter while trying to screw the psu back on Nikon - then it licks my head; / [gregZ^] - i'd have a stack of gig-ethernet hubs all connected to CISCO routers which connect up to a quad oc256 and have it all to myself.. rofl there would be tectonic plate movement when i was downloading Midgard - < +[gregZ^]> ROFL.... im gonna get mains 230v and connect it to the old BT socket in my house, and blow up the exchange and burn down the telegraph poles.. ROFLOROROOFOLFORL!!!!! PaulGray - im gonna get mains 230v and connect it to the old BT socket in my house, and blow up the exchange and burn down the telegraph poles.. [gregZ^] - 5-Warning D520.2 DHCP Attempt# 1 BkOff: 4s Tot DSC:1 OFF:1 REQ:1 ACK:1 <--- :/ [gregZ^] - do they search the continent for the worlds gayest blokes to show off the prizes on "wheel of fortune" ? Revvy - [17:45] they dance about the prizes.. shaking their ass, hoping "john leslie" is gonna spear it with his mighty dong nidge - on the wheel.. all the different colours, theres this black as pitch one.. you land on it and Casualty Man jumps through the board with the words on and splits randomly Revvy - rofl... i went downstairs to see the black bloke and my mum was watching it shouting GIRL INTERRUPTED GIRL INTERRUPTED U FUCKING BLACK COCK, i burst into laughter and came back up rofl [gregZ^] - "JOHNS ROTATING WHEEL OF ANAL DOOM" PaulGray - FUCK OFF WITH FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKITY 500 PINGS!!!!!!! Midgard - http://216.133.237.163/multimedia/cj_3719.jpg <--- rofl triv^lineage - www.lvault.com PaulGray - i downloaded over 100gb ssince christmas! on a 56k i couldn't download that if i lived to be 100! [LeecH] - i am the ultimate fucking l33ch [gregZ^] - /me pushes his NTL teeth into nikons writhing JANET Spikeh^Away - <^St3> it's Gay'mo'sexual gregz - CAD - Casualtyman Aided Death Spikeh - <@Spikeh> 4-[ 12Hard-Drive Space :1 74.61GB of 129.55GB 4]- ozy - http://members.tripod.com/~drjw/second.html ^Nikon - [LeecH] tugs on nikons pipe rellentlessly [gregZ^] - Nikon sizzles and looks pretty roasted, all that alcohol caused him to burn pretty well! [gregZ^] - *** M4rco was kicked by dyn (lol :)) Snowman - I GOT MY NAME!!!! [gregZ^] - i am bleak Snowman - [gregZ^] is bleak XeRo^ - greg is bleak [gregZ^] - [gregZ^] skullfucks Marco|Food dyn - if you ever have a sore head don't looki in this channel [gregZ^] - P.S I know it's a little off subject, but do you want to go for a drink sometime? [gregZ^] - it's Thursday innit? Sno^NTLareshite - Today, Snowhite was turning 18. The 7 Dwarfs always where very educated and polite with Snowhite. When they go out work at mornign, they promissed a *huge* surprise. Snowhite was anxious. Suddlently, the door open, and the Seven Dwarfs enter... Attachment: midgets.scr (30k) -- View Attachment Snowman - Snowman i would like it if you didnt act like you know me cos you obviously dont [gregZ^] - vannessa feltas is fit as fucksaws Mid-Is-Bleako - < +[gregZ^]> my sister just walked up to me and leant against my arm, and i could feel her pants... i just came ;/ Snowman - 4[ 12Hard Disk Space :1 74.68GB of 129.55GB 4]- FUCK OFF SPIKEH! [gregZ^] - 4[ 12Hard Disk Space :1 4.68TB of 12.55TB 4]- FUCK OFF [gregZ^]! nidge - <[gregZ^]> rofll.. lttiel cunts who think there hard, squealing in pain as there asses are invaded by big fat blokes [Snowman] - for my necro style Midgard - FUCK YEAH ITS THE WEEKEND! Syba - I HAVE EQ! dyna - !pr0n plz admin! (for the 143243545435454 time ) Xmas^Snowman - lol. anal curtains nidge - Dirty Sanchez (v) During lovemaking, place your finger/s up your partner's anus. Wiggle around a bit as to excite the partner, and collect faecal matter. Suddenly, stop lovemaking, stand above/beside your partner with a wild look, smear your fingers in a moustache shape on them and shout "Dirty Sanchez!!!" SEPT^ill - http://www.rankpeople.com/ Taylor - elaine, arf every girl ive known called elaine is a slut ffs thats my mums name Revvy - [22:34] MY NAME IS TRACEY AND I'M A GIRL HONEST@lat-0062.dial.barrysworld.com dyna - I WANTA DE P0RN0! [Snowman] - munt0r cunt0r stick it up your jump0r?! SEPT^ill - ITS DOWNLOADING ABOUT 1 PIXEL OF THIS PICTURE EVERY 10 MILLIONI YEARS Midgard - [greg PING reply]: 56secs greg - *** Q sets mode: +o greg greg - <[Snowman]> ntl is getting fixed on monday [gregZ^] - "keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... ttalllking gee` - <[Snowman]> ke** **lki*g <[Snowman]> packet loss ;/\;\/;\;/ gwn - !quotes <[Snow]Away> it better still shake about Midgard - FUCK YEAH! got my nick back! [gregZ^] - 1,10 MIDDLESBROUGH4 -2 12-4 100 0NEWCASTLE [Snowman] - DO DO DO DO DOOO DO DO DO DOOOOO "HOW DO YOU EATS YOURS?" DO DO DO DO DOOO DO DO DO DOO nidge - <^St3> - SAVE ENERGY. DRINK YOUR OWN PISS - nidge - my piss was black and when it sellted it had a white froath on it to much guinness i think gee` - and my shit is green with ginger hair and it keeps shouting in a high pitched irish voice ;\;/\;/\/;\/;\/;/ gee` - <^St3> Q has no pubes [Snowman] - I OWNED LEW [gregZ^] - I OWNED LEW TOO :d:d:d::d:dD;DD;D [gregZ^] - LEW OWNS ME gee` - !ntoes I 0wned snow Midgard - < +Gorgeous> so i was balanced between the loo, shitting like a cunt, leaning into the bath throwing my ring up [Snowman] - 9>4:]6+2< Midgard - < @Nikon^F00d> gerordies by there thousands in smal sace and lew high pitched geordie voice....i can still hear him, hear him burrowin through my skull ahhhhhhhhh ET Midgard - http://216.133.237.163/multimedia/cj_3790.jpg <-- ROFL Midgard - < @st1nge> i had 'perv to poverty' and cos i perv alot :v, i raised thousands Midgard - The chimpanzee holds the record for the quickest sexual intercourse session at an average of three seconds. [Snowman] - * gee` giggles like a posh woman [Snowman] -  [Snowman] -  gee` -  [Snowman] - [gregZ^pubz0r] is fuxoring to I had a dream - John B. Sebastian :: Winamp [gregZ^] - i am the bleak police telling u that cunting ppl on a 3min download is just bleak [Snowman] - <[gregZ^]> call him a..... "old mac-os3 incompatable version of AOL dialup application" [gregZ^] - AOL is just pure an utter manafactured bleakness on a disk Midgard - < +[gregZ^]> "scientists in a remote part of AREA51 have finally managed to create pure EVIL onto a compact disk, they scientists have called it "AOL 6.0" and the whole world will soon be transformed into a screaming ball of blood and semen" [gregZ^] - t3ers who don't use them properly should have thier balls attached to a et line @ gregs house then he can eletric the cunt by sticking the mains up ets anal line Midgard - [23:18:24] [action] [gregZ^] : has quit irc(excess bleak ;\). [gregZ^] - /me has quit irc(excess jockey ;\) [gregZ^] - /me has quit irc(excess cunt ;\) [gregZ^] - ;\\/ [gregZ^] - ;\\/\ [gregZ^] - ;\\/\'? [gregZ^] - ;\\/\'?\\ [gregZ^] - ;\\/\'?\\\\\ Midgard - < +[gregZ^]> its not "5th element" its "5ft elephant cock" ;/ Midgard - < +[gregZ^]> ffs im gagging for some fucking l33t bitch with 4 tits and 2 cunts to just appear on the end of my cock right here and now ;/ [gregZ^] - <[gregZ^]> does she have massive tits? I do :o) <[gregZ^]> ?<[gregZ^]> err ROIROOLROORFLO"!!!! Midgard - < +[gregZ^]> don't mind asking, but who are you? :] | < @Lou-la-Bell> Retro's mrs | [action] [gregZ^] : lays off ;/ | < @Lou-la-Bell> still wanna grope? | < +[gregZ^]> rofl.. i proly need 500mile long arms ;/ Taylor - I had a whole hour, and at least 3 lasses that wanted some Spikeh-Cock (TM) Taylor - Women are biatches Nikon^Scared - WORSE THAN ET IN NTL-ENGINEER FANCY DRESS USING CASUALTY MANS COCK AS A FUCKING CUNTING RESISTOR IN MY FUCKING CABLE MODEM Nikon^Scared - WORSE THAN ET IN NTL-ENGINEER FANCY DRESS USING CASUALTY MANS COCK AS A FUCKING CUNTING RESISTOR IN MY FUCKING CABLE MODEM Taylor - i pulled about 20 bloke Mid^Pie - < +Snow^zzZzz> go zilla saying attempt 1295 ROFL SEPT^ill - tell me i'm Purple Motions bitch ozy - ^ ffs SEPT^ill - CASUALTY ARPEGGIO ANAL SPLITTIN' CUNTAGE [Snowman] - http://www.campchaos.com/cartoons/napsterbad/sue_56k.swf greg - I just walked down the road to post a letter and get some food, and on the way i went past the NTL exchange my cable modem is on, so i gave it a good "kick" with my right foot as i walked by, when i got in, its locked onto recieve and and searching for send LOL... greg - [greg PING reply]: 1min 1sec <-- im lagged to fuck greg - if only people could understand the trauma of going from a ping of 10-30 to a ping of 8000 Snowman - http://www.campchaos.com/cartoons/napsterbad/sue_56k.swf Midgard - [20:31:01] [CServe.quakenet.eu.org PING reply]: 984947531 <-- 31.23248yrs gregz - *** greg has quit IRC (Ping timeout for greg[m72-mp1-cvx3c.edi.ntl.com]) <==== just too L-3-3-T for jooz0r Snowman - http://www.campchaos.com/cartoons/nutty/nnc.html [gregZ^] - it makes Q3 look like the bleakest thing since the used bar of soap in william hagues outside toilet Gorgeous - [17:36] * [gregZ^gaming] is fuxoring to Rage Against The Machine - Know Your Enemy :: Winamp <== theres a shocker [Snowman] - * ET fiddles with the ntl exchange to cunt [gregZ^] cable [Snowman] - <[Snowman]> ntl was supposed to be fuxed today Mid^Revision - new windows error message [Windows Error] oh shit, your fucked [Snowman] - uptime(12d 17h 24m 32s) Midgard - < @SEPT^ill> PC Uptime: (5d22h48m58s) [Snowman] - mac's are just fucking tellys with USB ports Midgard - mac's are just fucking tellys with USB ports < @SEPT^ill> I bet u'd be able to plug extra RAM into jelly easier too Midgard - < +[gregZ^]> we call her mental girl, because she used to "play guns" at school, she used to run around the playground making machinecun noises "BAMBAMBAMBAMBAM" round the playground.. rofl.. needless to say she ended up working for NTL [Snowman] - <[gregZ^]> ROFL.. people just randomly falling into tanks of blue ejaculate at ICI.. years later there family buys a bottle of lemonade, the bottle goes "HELLO MUM" ROROROLROROOL!?!?!?!?!::!:!:?!@:!@@¬¬¬¬` [gregZ^] - PC Uptime: (5d23h48m5s) Midgard - < +[gregZ^]> rofl.. like hitler wanted the superrace of blonde haird blue eyed girls and boys.. bill gates wants a world full of people called "mike" who use AOL, and have 2 chins, speak half tiawanese, and prance around in meadows of lag all there spare time [gregZ^] - rofl "new features in MS(tm) windowsXP: a startmenu that pops up a window asking you to install new "drivers for voice modem wave device". a media player that connect you to every single source of streaming audio/video in the world, simultaniously cunting your quad oc48, [gregZ^] - rofl, on boot Windows will kindly install another 3 'PCI Ethernet Adapters' nidge - <[gregZ^]> "task wizard jumps out of your monitor and skullfucks you with its "DRIVER DATABASE" [gregZ^] - "Your current drivers: NVIDIA Detonator 3 (16/3/2001)" "Windows has found the best drivers for your device and will now install (MS TNT 1 Reference drivers (12/5/1983))" Spikeh - <@XeRo^> LAUGH <@XeRo^> OUT <@XeRo^> LOAD <---- (Said in a David Attenbrough voice) And yet again, the rare, excited, XeRo - A stranger to these parts, ejaculates in a rather perculiar way [gregZ^] - <^SEPTiBOT^> can I come and finger your anus? :/ Nikon - <[Snowman]> old mac donald had a linx router cunt twat motherfucking lag, and on that router sat ET, cunt twat mother fucking lag, with a bash bash here and a bish bosh there, here a bash their a bosh everywhere a bash bosh old macdonald had a linx router, cunt twat motherfucking lag ;/\;/\;\;/\;/\;/ Syba - i just fingered u spet Gand^Work - 188,851 individual letters have passed in the notes since my last note...silence...WHAT? I do have a life what? Syba|Maths - <[u-nuk]> ill put my dick in your behind and trow you in the lava with my B00mStick ! [gregZ^] - lol, i would rather skullfuck myself with a candle holder St3^Away - Total Quality Management is a structured system for satisfying internal and external customers and suppliers by integrating the business environment, continuous improvement, and breakthroughs with development, improvement, and maintenance cycles while changing organizational culture. 4<-----12 BLEAK AS FUCK!!! [gregZ^] - 5,3CANNONS SEPT^ill - i have 3 gold loins <-- I wouldn't eat those if I were u :/ Midgard - [19:53:55] [action] [gregZ^] : is playing Anal Blast - Vaginal Vampires - 01 - Smell You Cunt :: Winamp! Midgard - < +[gregZ^]> ROFL @ thoughts of NTL engineers fixing animals to routers and launching them at the moon.. ROFL Midgard - i wish i was a women, if i was i would take my cock and shove it up my tight pussy | er u have some phreak ass women in your life.. Syba - ehverqwhehste Syba - 'Ancient' has a silent 'k' on the end, because it's an old word. Syba - i havent raped these notes for ages, ;/;\z;\/z;/ Syba - Officially 0wned and b0wned. Syba - apparently, when you remove a fish's bones, you are boning it. Syba - Give the dog a bone. Syba - This old man, named Wilfrey, he played everquest all night with me. <--- rofl, looka me 0wn ;/ Syba - I would include you in my will, but 'You cannot loot this corpse at this time.' Syba - Unless lew editted it to make me looka less 'leet'. Syba - No i don't want to eat a keyboard ;\;;;\z;\z;/ Spikeh^Away doesnt have a carpet. [Snowman] - <[gregZ^]> fuyckubg hell Bgz - !quote [gregZ^] - mhy littkle se3x kitcheb Gorgeous - [00:25] * [gregZ^] is playing Rage Against The Machine - Know Your Enemy :: Winamp! Snow|Lost - [14:14:07] my fkn ring is on fire [14:14:11] ooh :D [gregZ^] - AH AINT NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN COS I'VE GOT NO LEGS SEPT^ill - * Bravetart is playing Rhythmkillaz - Wack Ass [gregZ^] - DONT STOP MOVING BABY ALL I WANT IS ER STUFF CUNT LADY SEPT^ill - <[gregZ^]> "IM A REALPLAYER PURCHASING PERSON, I CONSUME RAW PHEASANT-CLAW PIES, AND DRINK FETID BLEAK MIXES OF MILK AND FLOPPYDISK DRIVE" Bravetart - <[gregZ^]> i use reaplayer, and it skullfucks me with a lamp post [gregZ^] - reaplayer eats credit cards for cuntfast Bravetart - <[gregZ^]> why, when you install reaplayer, ALL I WANT is to play RA and RAM files,, and it installs "REAL DOWNLOAD" "REAL JUKEBOX" "REAL HAGUE FOREHEAD" "REAL BLACK STUMP" "REAL JOXOR" FFS,. ozy - * [gregZ^] is playing Eminem - Eminem - [Stan] :: Winamp! [gregZ^] - theres no decent warez sites left, just a load of crap running by spotty 13 years olds called Darren [gregZ^] - fs i,ve spent 3 hours looking for it, and all i have for my trouble is Brittany Spears sucking 2 cocks in front of me [gregZ^] - no greg its real, shes playing DOOM5 on a P7 16000mhz pc while sucking cock [gregZ^] - <[Snowman]> BEST WIFEYSWORLD DOWNLOADS/DOGFART PICS! UPLOAD DIVX PORN FOR LEECH ALSO FULL ROCK ALBUM!!!!!! [gregZ^] - http://www.worldremote.net/ftc/ftc_whatsnew.htm gee` - what is the name of the song that has the line "walked through the city tonight" Jimmy Bleakson - Walked Through Solid Objects this Evening gee` - I'm going to lay down on my hot water bottle and pretend it's a she Midgard - < @SEPT^ill> www.hotwaterbottleporn.com gee` - we could do a vid together mid double waterbottle penetration SEPT^ill - lol i'll be screaming at night waking the neighbours!! VOTE NOW! VOTE NOW GOATY SEX! gwn - fs i,ve spent 3 hours looking for it, and all i have for my trouble is Brittany Spears sucking 2 cocks in front of me [gregZ^] - u load windows into that big cunt and watch as he crashes from the gayness of mircoshaft gwn - "Boss.exe has performed a normal mircoshaft operation - it has fucked up and u will be cunted " [gregZ^] - "microsoft.com" how do you want your arms to melt today? [gregZ^] - "ERROR... THIS PROGRAM IS WORKING, THIS ISN'T ALLOWED, I WILL NOW CAUSE A FATAL EXCEPTION AND USE EVERY LAST MB OF RAM, AND MAKE YOU UNABLE TO TURN YOUR PC OFF, MAKING YOU PULL THE PLUG, I AM THE BLEAKEST LINK, GOODBYE .\;\;;\/;\\\/" Midgard - "Error!! You have tried to load a program that is not made by microshaft and works this isn't allowed" [gregZ^] - lol, laugh if my cunt exploded /'; Midgard - "Error: You are trying to install a os system that works over your current ms one. this is not allowed ms will cunt your machine forever!!!!!! ahhaha" [gregZ^] - error: windows started up correctly. please reboot your machine. gee` - error: someone set us up the windows [gregZ^] - "mainscreen turn on" "error, mainscreen.exe has performed and illigal operation reason:" "ALL YOUR CUNT BELONG TO US" ^St3 - shit cunt arse tit bollocks flange cock twat anus knob jug dick wank fist wolfbag gremlin!!! gee` - * [IC]Kahn plays with his member until it stiffens [it's only 5 in the evening ffs, at least wait till it's dark] Dexyrunner - so you say you're straight, right ... so .... rather than finding a woman,. you go out finding a man and change him into a woman [gregZ^away] - ;z;\;\;/\;\;\;\;/\;;/\;/\;/\;/\;/\;/\;/\\;/\/;\/;/;\;\;/\;/\;/\;/\;\;/;/\;/\;\;/\;/\;/\;/\;/\\;/\/;\;/\/;\/;\;/\;/\/;\;/\;/\;/\/;\/;\;/\;//;\/;\\/;/;\/;\/;\/;\\/;\/;\/;\/;\/;\;/\;/\;/;/\;/\/;\/;\/;\/;\;/\;/\/;\;/\;/\/;\/;\/;\;/\/;\/;\/;;/\;\;/\;\;/\;/\;/\;/\;\;/;/\;/\;/\;\;/\;/\;/\;/\;/\;/\;\;\;/;\/;\/\/;\;/\;/\;/\;/\\;/;/\ Midgard - 3xOK <-- ownage Midgard - microsoft are gonna have thier own religon soon is gonna be called BillGatesism u don't have sins its errors :/// [11-Syba] - [21:37] <[11-Syba]> people actually still play q2! :D | [21:37] hate cunts that do that Midgard - < +pag> a blonde, 20ish, 5'9, long legs, big boobs, arse like a 14yr old boy, fanny like shes sat on a broken bottle Midgard - b00m: come on polly time for the bog just shit on me [gregZ^] - www.clanfearfactor.tsx.org pag - http://www.perfect.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/members.htm [gregZ^] - -O- (Broadcast) Warning: You will notice some netsplits soon as the BarrysWorld IRC Servers are going to be rebooted very shortly. [gregZ^] - -O- (SBroadcast) You are getting this message if you are on a server that is about to be rebooted - You will be kicked off irc and unable to rejoin on this server until it has reloaded. The process should only take a minute or two then normality (whatever that is) will return. [gregZ^] - sat rubbing his acidic flaps on the gig ethernet cabling Syba - [16:35] [16:32] -O- (Broadcast) Warning: BarrysWorld IRC Server Reboots starting in 1 minute [gregZ^] - anyone here interested in a p3 866/P3V4X/orb for £150, offers to gregz@ntlworld.com Spikeh - I was very professional when she got down on her knees and tried to unzip me... I said "This is business madam, i dont care how much you cant resist... no... NO... get off please, I shall call the police" [gregZ^] - some rancid cackling old hag with green dripping piss flaps, melting her pants ;/ Spikeh - [9:05:12] -^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- dan is the 3000th rubber-dildo to be kicked since 19th July 2000 ozy - [21:08] -^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- dan is the 3002nd KEITH CHEGWIN to be kicked since 19th July 2000 gee`hwk - somehow i've managed to get a 10p piece to stand on it's edge St3^Away - [4:33:03] * @Spikeh cunts St3^Away with a monkey! Mid-Super^leech - < +[gregZ^]> we were looking at lithium cells the otherday, they had these huge medical ones, they were about 8" round, fucking massive, and apparently they were prone to exploding during testing, one apparently blew itsway through a oven, and 2 brick walls lol Mid-Super^leech - Weird US Laws California :It is illegal to cry on the witness stand in Los Angeles [gregZ^] - if a load of blood and cunt flew out it'd be better gee` - I trust u lot Mid-Super^leech - < @SEPT^ill> www.midpenetratesteens.com SEPT^ill - massive cock flying down the road chasing the icecream van gee` - and After Midgard Vagina Size: 8 inches along the crumpled and maimed posterior wall with a diameter that would make most planets cringe Mid-Super^leech - a guy at administration mailed me today that he's not only good at licking poststamps :) Snowman - I'd be flattered if some guy would chat me up AND he's cute :)) gee` - Snow .. a normal gay can be VERY gentle SEPT^ill - <[gregZ^]> im gonna go and buy a cunt, and selotape it on ;\ [gregZ^] - 5,5 [gregZ^] - digestives in tea are even bleaker, they go yellow bleak AND soggy and look like the stuff you get around your bellend if you dont wash your penis for a week [gregZ^] - CHEESY FORESKIN DIGESTIVE BISCUIT PHUXSAW Nikon|Workin - it ended up in masses of white hot plastic flying off in all directions [gregZ^] - i was watching lew play EQ at his house, it looked quite good... just not my thing really.. fuck all that messing about with spells and magic, just pull out your minigun and split ass.. :D greg - dialup[ntlworld via SupraExpress 56e PRO @ 46600bps for 4m 46s (0.05MB up, 0.22MB down)] Mid^FoxPro - i am bleak greg - middy is bleak , and so am i ;;\/;\\\;/\/\/\\/;;\/\\/\/;\;/\;/\;\;/\;/\;/;;\/;\\\;/\/\/\\/;;\/\\/\/;\;/\;/\;\;/\;/\;/ Snowman - ;\;/;/\;\/;/\;/;/\//\;/\\\;;\;;/;// Mid^FoxPro - Remember to email Bill Gates (BillGates-ilovefuckingupcomputers)@Microshaft.com and tell him that foxpro is bleak as his fucking skilz word. greg - http://www.actiongirls.com/scifi-sex/adultcomicbookscifisex027.jpg Snowman - Snow^Away Nickname is already in use. Midgard - |ame Unknown command Midgard - http://216.133.237.163/multimedia/cj_3950.jpg <-- ROFLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Midgard - [join] : Ouro : #un lemon@i.will.grab.bill.gates.nuts.and.twist.them.painfully.org Midgard - 38O <-- a sign of ownage Midgard - "serious gates" u must cunt the "monsters"(good software) with ms patches [gregZ^] - ROFL FFS..... in halo the objective of the mission is to break into the alien base/ect and install win98, and watch as everything just fuking bluescreens Midgard - http://www.bangedup.com/Footfuck.jpg ROFLL"""""""""""""! PaulG - I'm gonna go swimming and see if I can pull some granny [Snowman] - http://members.tripod.ca/elisa881loyj/sf2.zip [gregZ^] - look at the gay bar on the left just ejaculating snakes venom, onto my desktop [gregZ^] - i switched back to explorer and it all crashed and burned in a whirling dervish of piss shit and midgets [gregZ^] - <[gregZ^]> a grey insane twisting spiral of screaming noise and globules of semen [gregZ^] - http://www.politicos.co.uk/acatalog/Politicos_Online_William_Hague__In_His_Own_Right_571.html [gregZ^] - http://www.williamhaguemp.com/ dyna - * [IC]Paralyzer is dancing to westlife - I Lay May Love On You Midgard - Mohica Diary,day 17(stardate 22913a)Today me and 89 yr old Chief ran 56 miles north to find sacred tree-Blue Fox found injured dear, we prayed for it, then used its bum fluff to decorate our heads Midgard-Away - sl1p: i have bug balls Midgard-Away - http://klabba.campus.luth.se/~alakhai/tp8_pics/07.jpg Midgard-Away - my fish own [Snowman] - I HATE LEEDS!! bOOm - Liverpool 2 : Man.u 0 [Snowman] - MAN U OWN THE PREMIERSHIP! bOOm - Arsenal 2 : Totteham 0 [Snowman] - Villa 3 Man City 1 bOOm - Man u are goin down;D [Snowman] - <[gregZ^]> i used to have red marks on my lips, cause i used to bite it like fuck.. [gregZ^] - dialups are just the gayest thing since dale wintons rubber telephone anal sex stimulant Midgard - < @Death1> Although tempting, such an economical sucession from the dinosaurs eating all our crops, raping our women and shitting on our children would surely bring down global confidence in the euro... Midgard - < @nb1> ./think about Midgard/mastubate <-- help! pag - [18:36] -Q- BROADCAST from data[fix0r1ng]: This network has been infected with foot- and mouth disease. The carrier is called SuperDuck and if you spot him, please kill him at once. Until then, please do not leave this network. Midgard-Away - http://www.psychoexgirlfriend.com/ Midgard - i got my foot stuck in the toilet bow back in france i wanted to kick my shit down further [gregZ^] - yes, a massive cock broke the monitor screen and cracked my head open with its huge dong when i clicked it pag - [19:10] * ozy is curently away, reason: worms [gregZ^] - http://www.geocities.com/C512H/ Snowman - im gay Spikeh - <@Spikeh> I like tails :D ozy - [15:14] i have 100mb =D [15:15] fs brian, i got on but folders seemed empty Midgard - < +Snowman> IM GONNA CUNT SURFANYTIME boom- - why kick me boom- - why kick me | i could of done soo much Midgard - call me a weird fuck , but getting off with someone who tried to kill you is quite a turn on:) Midgard - do u use AOL instant msg? Spikeh - <+[TUA|AoW]Squall> i got every ip of every freind and enemy in aphabetical order ib my head Spikeh - <@^SEPTiBOT^> the spinfusor doesn't go 'psow' anymore, it goes 'THUD' and fires disks that go BOOM Midgard - < @SEPT^ill> HANDJOB ENDHANDJOB Midgard - < +[Snowman]> some guy at work today thought that when outlook performed an illegal operation he was gonna get kicked out of his job or something for mis using his pc Midgard-Away - < @SEPT^ill> and I CAN SEE THE MPEG 2 COMPRESSION ON THE DIGITAL CHANNELS Midgard - First you get the money, then you get the pc, then you get the l33tness :D <-- then u get the leaches for the copper posioning Midgard - < +[Snowman]> modem-106.porcupine-puffer.dialup.pol.co.uk Midgard - < +[gregZ^]> I SPEND ABOUT HALF A FUCKING HOUR CLICKING 6 "VOTE HERE BUTTONS" THEN IT GIVES ME THIS FUCKING PAGE FULL OF FILES.. I CLICK THE "DW4" ONE, AND IT DOWNLOADS A FUCKING PORN DIALER Midgard - < +[gregZ^]> cunts fucking sake on the stick of fucking noddyland T2-cunting - donkys, goats, pigs, dogs, ells, Nahhh Oink Woof ... FFS [gregZ^] - imagine being born in "skunthorpe" thats bleak as fuck Midgard - < @SEPT^ZZZ> http://www-pdsimage.wr.usgs.gov/PDS/public/mapmaker/ [gregZ^] - lemme try.. i wonder if thi is working lol... ;//\;/\;/\;/\ im shit at typing in the darek Mid^Away - http://www.ampland.com/humor/030801.jpg boom - * [gregZ^] is playing RAVE TIL DAWN - INJECTED WITH A POISON :: Winamp! boom - <[gregZ^]> injected with a semen ;/ [gregZ^] - injected with a bleakism ;/\;/\;/\;/\;\; ;s:D:d:d::D:D:d;;d/\/\ [;[;[[;];[ [gregZ^] - lol... throw a cow into ICI and you get a A4-holepuncher/photocopier, with built in udders back Midgard-Away - < @SEPT^ill> along with sodium laureth sulfate < +[gregZ^]> does it melt vaginal lips/foreskins ? SEPT^ill - <[gregZ^]> its like lithium batterys, they don't like to say "product might explode on contact with air" they put "product liable to spontaneous dissassebmly on contact with air" MIKE9034 - VISIT MY HOMEPAGE WWW.AOL-HOMEPAGE/NEWBIES/987KLNSFDKD(*^^%&£%-MIKE9034/NUDE_SEXY_DOGFART-PIC.EXE Spikeh - <+MIKE9034> omg l33t, imagine having a cunt that fed on snails [gregZ^] - THIS BIG FUCKING CUNT LIKE SOMETHING FROM 'ALIENS' SLOBBERING AND SQUIRMING, STUCK TO A WINDOW Midgard - < @SEPT^ill> Win2K hates being connected to inferior OSs <-- that mean that it doesn't like to be connected to another win2k? Midgard - a monkey could fly a plane < @SEPT^ill> a monkey can make better tea adverts than most too SEPT^ill - <[gregZ^]> freedrive is a cunt of shit Midgard - u know the problem with pp;l that are cunts, is when the wank, they are getting some cunts cos they are cunts, when i wank i dont get no cunnt :| Midgard - FUCK YA ITS FINISHED !! Midgard - i saw blokey too i think he fancied me, he kept looking at me funnily :DD Spikeh - "Zero Tolerance! Zero Tolerance has been a rallying cry in the War On Drugs, and is a policy that should be enacted immediately in the War On Masturbation! Any amount of Masturbation is too much! Any person caught touching his or her genitals without a solid, medically-approved reason should be imprisoned in a boot camp. We will teach our children that God did not give us genitals for entertainment." [gregZ^] - *** Snowman has quit IRC (Read error to Snowman[m72-mp1-cvx2b.man.ntl.com]: EOF from client) Snowman - \/ [gregZ^] - 987589-7ry5pijhupiy45089[;]D [gregZ^] - me slashes SEPT^ill with his pork sword for 09845858850895890589050 points of cuntage SEPT^ill - ITS "ANAL-TEAPOT" PASSWORD IS, "VAGINAL HEADPHONES" HAVE FUN :-) SEPT^ill - I think gregs cunt went looking for snails TOM_935 - {:-) <-- servere case of telephone handset melted onto foreskin, disease SEPT^ill - kthxbye Snowman` - notes notes notes kthxbye [gregZ^] - LET YOUR BODY GROOVE "NO FUCK OFF U MUNCHKIN HYBRID" Spikeh - Joins: Lou-la-Bell (bob@modem-43.kowabunga.dialup.pol.co.uk) [gregZ^] - * Spikeh^Away is away. -[ Reason : Eating [gregZ^] - [20:46] -Spikeh^Away- 4-[ 12One time response to the word 'Spike' 4]-[ 12I am away 4]-[ 12Reason : Eating small children and stuff 4]-[ 12Since : 20:43:10 4]-[ 12For : 2mins 10secs 4]- Midgard - [ACTION] Spike shags his fit bird he lasts for 3mins, [ACTION] Spike looks at a tribes 2 screenshot, he cums straight away < @Spikeh> ROFL < @Spikeh> Too true ffs :/ Spikeh - [9:36:42] * +Braveheart does Spikeh up the gary [gregZ^] - ftp://totallyfake:server@123.456.789.000.com /tribes2/download/setup.exe [gregZ^] - FTP://MIDGET:FISTING@DOG-FART-PIC/ARCHIVE SEPT^ill - <[gregZ^]> HE LOOKS LIKE A EVIL VERSION OF "GREEM GIANT" SELLING PEAS AND SPROUTS ;/\Z Spikeh - <@SEPT^ill> I WENT TO BEAMISH AND NEARLY DIED IN A MINESHAFT ROFL Midgard - < +Braveheart> my teacher asked me why the V2 rockets were ineffective and i said because the allies were invading and all their base are belong to us :] Midgard - < +[gregZ^]> my teacher asked me why my bitch wouldn't sit on my staff, and i went "all your nipples are belong to us" and i got sent out ;\ Bleak-Bleaking - people who kick and ban are just affraid people might discover they totally dont own Spikeh - ]=0- Spikeh - * @Biggz^Tribes2 has joined: Wireplay Team Fortress Champions [DW] <-- talk about giving ppl a hard on Braveheart - [00:30] rev - send 29 pls Braveheart - [00:30] rev - send 29 pls or DCC me 28 *** Quits: Revvy`^- (brain@pc92-bre6.cable.ntl.com) argh! Braveheart - oooo arrrr up the gary pag - [00:40] * Spikeh has started 4-[ Kenny Rogers - The Gambler 4]-[ 3:33min 4]-[ 44Khz 4]-[ @160Kbps 4]-[ 12!Gimmeh mp3 to download 4]- !gimme mp3... rofl yea right XeRo^ - (10:38:51) i bought a thong:) (10:38:56) xl (10:39:11) seriously (10:39:17) its purple (10:39:32) i bought it off my dad Braveheart - Warning! Foot and Mouth contamination zone do not enter maximum fine £5000 so I ran through Braveheart - my m8 said I hope they don't do DNA testing I said they will think i'm a sheep Braveheart - this is a pretty good choon BT - Dreaming (Tiesto mix)* Midgard : listens to BTi - Dreaming (Of a good connex mix) [gregZ^] - Spikeh^Away> http://www.goatse.cx/contrib/bush.jpg Midgard - if only i could make a living making ashtrays catch fire Midgard-Away - whats time look at the bottom right hand corner of your screen whats time sod off im using i mac ozy_ - who is the twat in the middle with the mullet? Braveheart - Balti Gates Braveheart - http://www.pickthehottie.com/?gopic1=O536V&gopic2=D4Y50 Balti Gates Midgard - www.deformedasians.com ozy_ - Bill Oddie Snowman - *** Snowman sets mode: +b *!*@8,11BLINDJ00?????? Braveheart - freak on a leash hello? Midgard - < +Braveheart> Your Hottie's picture ID is MIXB3. Midgard - < @Revvy> Your Hottie's picture ID is 4XJA6 (www.pickthehottie.com) Midgard - < @Revvy> Your Hottie's picture ID is Z84U5 < Lew Midgard - < +Braveheart> http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=GZEEEY&key=KPG Revvy - Your Hottie's picture ID is E0QPK < Retro Revvy - Your Hottie's picture ID is 45A4C < Syb Revvy - Your Hottie's picture ID is GH03N < Roughneck Midgard - < @Biggz> spikeh is a cousin fucker Biggz - spike, imagine at the wedding where do ppl sit? on the bride or grooms sidE?? dont make them chooseee... FFFSSSS DONT MAKE THEM CHOOSSSSSSSE! Biggz - the glass is too hot can you change it? *puts ear to glass* doesn't sound hot to me Mid^Test0r - < +Braveheart> http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KMGUGS < +Braveheart> i dont care if she cant cook, as long as she bangs :D dyna` - ** Snowman has joined #sqs [gregZ^] - <[gregZ^]> AOL is fuckign l33t, i wanna lick connie's ear drums out ;/\ SEPT^ill - HAX0R JIM DUGGAN!1 SEPT^ill - CHUK NORRIS EAT YOUR FUCKING SANDCASTLES OUT Spikeh - HA><0R JIM DUGGAN!!! I GOT A MODEL OF HIM WITH HIS 2x4 SUPER CHOP ACTION! Spikeh^Away - <+Gorgeous> last night i sucked off 12 black men, then shagged a one legged woman in a wheelchair behind the chip-shop Midgard - < +Gorgeous> walk into the chip shop and piss on the fruit machine Spikeh - <+Gorgeous> just walk up to them and say... suck my cock its like blackpool rock. If you dont get a slap in your face she takes it up the arse Snowman - 13,0<0,13>6,13<13,6>2,6<6,2>1,2<2,1>0,1 E W O :D 2,1<1,2>6,2<2,6>13,6<6,13>0,13<13,0> Snowman - !~(-|=*^[gregZ^]^*=|-)~! SEPT^ill - STOP FUCKING SPAMMING U CUNTS Snowman - 13,0<0,13>6,13<13,6>2,6<6,2>1,2<2,1>0,1 !~(-|=*^[gregZ^]^*=|-)~! 2,1<1,2>6,2<2,6>13,6<6,13>0,13<13,0> Spikeh - @~£&*£$"!){ M @~£&*£$"!){ O @~£&*£$"!){ C @~£&*£$"!){ K @~£&*£$"!){ L @~£&*£$"!){ E @~£&*£$"!){ R Spikeh - <+[gregZ^]> a p2 400 will reduce T2 into a series of screenshots <--- fkin class Q_______ - :D Spikeh - system info: os(Windows 98 (4.10 - 1998)) mem(Usage: 102/128MB (79.69%) [||||||||||]) cpu(1-Intel Pentium II (0.25 µm) {5} @~400.54MHz) res(1024x768) uptime(1h44m41s) (HD Space Free) = 1877.95 (mb) <----- BAF BH^ZZZZZZZ - you wanna just SCREAM at them 'TURN RUN ON YOU UTTER FUCKING FRUIT' Midgard - http://216.133.237.163/multimedia/cj_4159.jpg SEPT^ill - greg you cuntor bastard [gregZ^] - the cryptic stench <-- omfg rofl l33t Snowman` - [22:44:46] <05SEPT^ill> 0,4*JOZM SCENE* [gregZ^] - I can no longer pretend to finger myself in front of a mirror [gregZ^] - windows millenium is coded to turn your computer into a empty hotdog stand every 2 weeks SEPT^ill - brb installing new bleak shit thingy Biggz - rolfl Gregz notes own me [gregZ^] - fuike saike it taike mea agez to downloooad thait FFS fragma - kddls ldsl dl,s Angelic - God... I really do remember jizzing over 333Mhz CPUs SEPT^ill - <[gregZ^]> the whole of maidstone has to pay a extra £100 for there window cleaning, when a new GFX/CPU comes out [gregZ^] - * [gregZ^] walks into lynx "GIMME MY CPU/MB/COOLER BUNDLE NOW, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT. NOW MOVE.. GO GO GO... Spikeh - <@SEPT^ill> PC Uptime: (4d) [gregZ^] - lo pag ;\/\/\;/;/\;/ /\/;;\/\;\\=-\=-\[]]\\\\08\65969```¬¬~:¬`#'`????`//\?|/\\/''`` [gregZ^] - * pag throws dog toffee at Angelic pag - [15:15] we just implemented it Paul - Sat down, had no idea it was gonna do anything... and ... pebbledash ";/" Spikeh - there is no such thing as a l33t pc! <+[gregZ^]> there is tommorow Midgard - < @SEPT^ill> I'm off downstairs for a bit < @SEPT^ill> to eat 'oven pizza ;/# < @SEPT^ill> to eat 'oven pizza ;/# FRAG|AWAY - http://www.frankw.net/network/nthellworld/images/ntl.jpg Snowman` - !KDIOAKWDM< Spikeh - "WHO'S THE DONKEY RAPING CUNT FUNGUS WITH MY HARDWARE? GET YOUR BITCH ASS OUTSIDE AND OPEN THAT VAN BEFORE I TEAR YOUR 4 CYLINDER, 2 LITRE HEAP OF SHITE OUT AND MAKE YOU EAT THE CUNT" Snowman` - 4MAN UNITED CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MIDDLESBROUGH 2 - 0 ARSENAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Snowman] - Please snow, for your own health and safety, stop doing that Midgard - shit-i've-just-pulled-the-space-bar-off-my-keyboard-:/ Midgard - < +[gregZ^]> system info: os(Windows 2000 Professional (5.0 - 2195)) mem(Usage: 59/320MB (18.44%) [||||||||||]) cpu(1-AMD K7 (0.18 µm) {4} @~1399.83MHz) res(1600x1200) uptime(1m23s) (Free Hard-Drive Space): 17.81GB of 47.32GB Midgard - < +Braveheart> an old bird, with saggy cunt flaps pulls her flaps for 40 points of mental damage [Snowman] - DOGNUTS [gregZ^] - 1{4} @~1400.9MHz) Midgard - < @SEPT^Sexeh> there are men, then there's me, dexy and mid < @SEPT^Sexeh> who are gods among men < @SEPT^Sexeh> sexual titans < @SEPT^Sexeh> all conquering deities with huge dongs <-- ;] SEPT^Sexeh - that bloke with the fuck off turbo mullet Midgard - < @SEPT^Sexeh> Super Mega Hyper Turbo Mullet EX +Alpha Champion Edition with Afterburners Braveheart - >>> NO PEON BEATING <<< Braveheart - i got cunted by a mountain goat ozy - no i didn't, you lying turnip Giggles - or maybe force it in your ear; whatevers quickest Braveheart - i've lost all my pricks ozy - stop doing that, you peter pan beaten cheesecake Mid^Eggingit - P4 - Shit Inside easter^greg - system info: os(Windows 2000 Professional (5.0 - 2195)) mem(Usage: 60/256MB (23.44%) 12[4||14||||||||12]) cpu(1-AMD K7 (0.18 µm) {4} @~1401.14MHz) res(1600x1200) uptime(1m20s) (Free Hard-Drive Space): 17.57GB of 47.01GB [gregZ^] - 1cpu(1-AMD K7 (0.18 µm) {4} @~1463.68MHz) Braveheart - *** Joins: KingBean (theBEAN@AC8A3090.ipt.aol.com) Biggz - Braveheart, that u on icq? im on icq but i dont have you on my list i dont think http://biggz.digwar.com/images/bh.jpg Midgard - http://216.133.237.163/multimedia/cj_4191.gif Snow|Away - I'm the taker :| He's a "big boy" gee` - My THUMB ACHES NOW Snow|Away - My THUMB ACHES NOW and your slippers Snow|Away - but at least u'r taking liquids up the ass ;\ Snow|Away - I'm a fucking babe you're a twat gee` - dracula does and he has a lot of steps up to his castle a cuntload of steps rofl u spanner Midgard - < +[gregZ^]> i want a cunt on toast \;/\;;/\/;\/;\/;\/;\/;/ [gregZ^] - http://www.homestead.com/bryan472/files/me.jpg <-- the ultimate fucking bleak yellow wallpaper salesman Midgard - < +[gregZ^]> AOL is at version6, and its still spreading cunt & mouth disease gee` - http://www.ratemyjugs.com/juggs.php?id=136 Snoweh - gee, can I finger your naughtiness? Mid^SexGod - <@uFo|b33r> i remember once tammy started to give me head <@uFo|b33r> and she stopped <@Spike^Ill^Sexeh> ? <@uFo|b33r> and goes "IAIN IT FUCKING TASTES LIKE WEED!" Spike^Ill^Sexeh - <@Spike^Ill^Sexeh> I really fee like eating now, what shoudl I eat :| <@gee`> asian babes [IC]Sats - SEX Spike^Ill^Sexeh - <@uglybawb> im a twat Snow^Sexeh - i'm 17 What's that got to do with a lump of cheddar? i'm dutch gee` - I smell like a fucking wh0re gee` - * Snow^Zzzz 's head pops open and out comes a moose on a metal rod ! /describe #sqs twats gee` with the moose * h0 h0 h0 * [gregZ^] - BLR YOU BIATCHES Snoweh - You rock snow Snoweh - Snow, you da man [gregZ^] - doctor robotniks mean anal-cunt machine Snoweh - {{{{{{:] <--- Turbo Mullet Man!! [gregZ^] - supposedly the home of the biggest cobra in the woild... these beauties rip of ya face and spit in ya wound... cant wait to get in on 'em Spikeh - Nikon u fucking whore, buy my hardware now [gregZ^] - FFS need a cunting psx BIOS [gregZ^] - FFS this rizla paper is doing my head in [gregZ^] - WHAT THE FUCK.... has happened to Duke nukem forever?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?1 Spikeh - NTL Teeside Limited = National Transmitters Ltd Teeside Limited Midgard-Away - photoshop is the best bo better than Adobe photoshop ? Spikeh - "It'll serve you right if you die!" "Don't come running to me if you wake up dead!" Spikeh - * @Spikeh gets his glowstick, white gloves, big fish, little fish, cardboard box and asks the crowd to spank him hard for being a utter TIT Snow^Zzzzz - [02:15:56] *** Joins: Q (TheQBot@CServe.quakenet.eu.org) [02:15:56] *** chat.uk.quakenet.eu.org sets mode: +tno Q [02:15:56] *** chat.uk.quakenet.eu.org sets mode: -o Snow^Zzzz [02:15:56] *** chat.uk.quakenet.eu.org sets mode: +bbbb *!*@airlock170.esatclear.ie *!*@8,11BLINDJ00?????? [AA]Tux!spelman@194.165.173.231 [AA]Tux!spelman@f-airlock093.esatclear.ie SEPT^ZZzzzZZ - probably some 14 year old sitting at home in his makeshift bunker out of cardboard boxes, pretending he's some bionic commando [gregZ^] - FE normal crashes on boot to show it loves u SEPT^Sexeh - <[gregZ^]> its got a face like a bag of chisles Midgard - < @[gregZ^]> what do you call a bag of cunt? clitoris allsorts Midgard - < @[gregZ^]> what do you call a essex girl with a battery up her cunt? Ever ready Midgard - < @SEPT^Sexeh> /joke {/timerporn 0 1 //ame $left(mast,4) $+ $right(your,2) $+ $left(bass,1) $+ $left(ates,4) $left(toward,2) $left(gag,2) $+ $left(yucky,1) $left(porno,5)} SEPT^Sexeh - * MockleR masturbates to gay porno ROOOASRERRR PHUCK SEEIK SEPT^Sexeh - FUNHOUSE A WHOLE LOT OF CuNT MULLETS TO BE WON!!! FUNHOUSE!!!! Midgard - [action] SEPT^Sexeh : MP3: Playing Coronation Street (TV Theme) (0:05) @ 128Kbps Midgard - Anyone think Ronald McDonald would make a great pr0n star??? "wanna see my big mac!!!" Midgard - you plans to seduce my pig will come to pass Braveheart - <[gregZ^]> ffs, i want a vagina SEPTiMUS - u'r more likely to bleed to death and die if u get shot 10 mins after taking aspirin :P Midgard - < @c^GanNon> TAKE OFF URE PANTS DAD gee` - ,,.·'``'·.,,.·'``'·.,,·`'.,·``·.,.'``'·.,,.·'``'·.,,.·'``'·.,,·`'.,·``·.,.'``'·.,,.·'``'·.,,.·'``'·.,,·`'.,·``·.,.'``'·.,,.·'``'·.,,.·'``'·.,,·`'.,·``·.,.'``'·.,,.·'``'·.,,.·'``'·.,,·`'.,·``·.,.'``'·.,,.·'``'·.,,.·'``'·.,,·`'.,·``·.,.'``'·.,,.·'``'·.,,.·'``'·.,,·`'.,·``·.,.'``'·.,,.·'``'·.,,.·'``'·.,,·`'.,·``·.,.'``'·. Snow^Zzzz - I have Coronation St music Snow^Zzzz - This defines William Hague drinking tea while Skullfucking Mo Mowlem.... ://///\\/ should be good hope it enables lvl 75 Midgard - (@c^GanNon): I only have good times with things up my ass Spikeh - <@hippo1> watch as ur fps plummit when bomber drops its load :P Spikeh - rofl i doubt it lew, my PC desk is made out of the reminiscence of a Milk Float/Volvo Crash Spikeh - ;/SQS\;Spikeh SEPTiMUS - Saddam's Quality Sofas Spikeh - "Good day Sir, welcome to Cleveland Cunt Sales. Can I help you? A high quality 3 piece Cunt perhaps?" Spikeh - "Good day Sir, welcome to Cleveland Cunt Sales. Can I help you? A high quality 3 piece Leather Cunt featuring SE (Snail Eating) Technology perhaps?" Revvy - can i see the muff pliz SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> snail eating cunt, shell munching flaps of gastropod doom [gregZ^] - HELEP IM CHXOKI1! [gregZ^] - BARRY FROM SLEAFORD, DOING HIS NEW CD - '1001 PICTURES OF BEACH BALLS AND UMBRELLAS' Midgard - < @[gregZ^]> "INSTANT ACCESS TO BARRYS HARDCORE CLIPART PICTURES OF PUMPKINS, AND OTHER ASSORTED CROCKS OF SHIT, CLICK HERE!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@ :-)" [gregZ^] - http://www.barrysclipart.com/img/6/WB/zed_non_com/barrys/weddings/party/oo0406.gif <--- ROLFROLFOLROFROLFORFFOFFFF... BOTTLE OF BLEAKNESS Midgard - water down south looks like diluted spunk SEPTiMUS - Vinneh gee`away - gee why do you keep kicking me just as I'm about to press enter on a HUGE sentence!??! gee`away - gee, do what your name suggests :) | do you gee ste? | * gee`away gees Midgard - < @gee`away> have you noticed lew < @gee`away> that my name < @gee`away> is now the same length as yours < @SEPTiMUS> and it's very uninspiringly crap SEPTiMUS - slap me again gwn - * SEPTiMUS rubs Angelic hard << that one? gwn - *** You were kicked by f|gone (excess colours ·4·) SEPTiMUS - * Spikeh spits pineapple through his ears SEPTiMUS - giraffes can't masterbate ffs, they'd fall over gwn - rofl ste, do you masturbate with your head on the floor? gwn - so they use their two hind legs and the head to stand leeaving two legs to masturbate with.... Angelic - [21:36] how big is a giraffe's dick? gwn - * Spikeh 's cunt leaps for the nearest molusc gwn - pectoral mussels mussels clipped onto each nipple with little swinging ribbons hanging from each FRAGMA - Man u 1 - Bayern 3 (in ure face snow u tart) ozy - Man U are gay FRAGMA - ozy rules Braveheart - ./joke {/timerporn 0 1 //ame $left(mast,4) $+ $right(your,2) $+ $left(bass,1) $+ $left(ates,4) $left(toward,2) $left(gag,2) $+ $left(yucky,1) $left(porno,5)} put that in your alasies and type /joke gee` - * XeRo^ I am back from:[ eq ] [Gone for: 23hrs 26mins 42secs ] [Since: 4:14 PM ] gee` - www.undying.com gee` - spike's found a new dimension SEPT^W0rk - *** SuperHague is now known as Soikeh Spikeh - *** XeRo^Away was kicked by XeRo^Away (ok, /me shits up) Spikeh - <@Spikeh> . . . .. . . .. . . . . .. . . . . .. .. . .. .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . ... . . .. . .. . . . . . .. . . . .. . . .. . . .. . . . . .. . . . . .. .. . .. .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . ... . . .. . .. . . . . . .. . . . Spikeh - =... --.- ...=Spikeh gwn - * pag throws a cup full of l'eau de flange over Slug-d2 Midgard - < @Spikeh> I was like, expecting a normal kiss.... her fucking tongue launched at me and lacerated my larynx Revvy - She's a fucking munter that bitch from Whitby I REALLY wish I'd never started anything Spikeh - Rev said that! She's a RIGHT frikkin bertha Snowman` - *** Snowman` sets mode: +b *!*@9>4:]6+2< gee` - *** CServe.quakenet.eu.org sets mode: -b *!*@9>4:]6+2< Snowman` - yea we have clubs. we beat the pakis with them Spikeh - "COURSE YOU DONT GET FUCKING WAFERS WITH IT YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER" gee` - how underhand and out of the way could you say 'fancy a shag?' Revvy - " Snowman` - * Snowman` - ^ Snowman` - ' gee` - ¬ [gregZ^] - mainscreen turn on SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> ROFlROFl... im bored so im off to cunt my bios with random beta bios rom's from www.l33t-bios.com Revvy - [19:06] <[gregZ^]> im bored, im off to flash my BIOS | [19:06] with random bios files | [19:07] phoenix bios beta v0.0 c1972 gee` - <[gregZ^dumplor]> solider of anal servitude Spikeh - <@Revvy> my ex has been on IRC whilst ive been in the shower [gregZ^] - /me sets mode to +rub Angelic ozy - You will totally fuck yourself inside out, 32 times, then eat your bowel before developing TB and hurling yourself off a very high cliffe at Loch Ness Spikeh - <@XeRo^> lol, i got bored and wrote bleak! on my arm, but iv been in the shower, so its gone ;/ Spikeh - <@XeRo^> ROFFOCK Spikeh - Only the selected few may repeat the sacrey scrolls of the #sqs, and proclaim "'l33t", spreading the word of the Tribune throughout the land! Spikeh - Only the selected few may repeat the sacred scrolls of the #sqs, and proclaim "'l33t", spreading the word of the Tribune throughout the land! Midgard - < +pag> LOOKS LIKE SPAGHETTI COMING OUT OF HIS NOB ROFL Snowman` - [gregZ^] is playing Cannibal Corpse - Dismembered And Molested under Winamp! [gregZ^] - mem(Usage: 380/384MB (98.96%) 12[4|||||||||14|12]) ;/ Spikeh^Away - <+Angelic> two in particular I want... 12" version if possible: Midgard - * Midgard 's thought for the day " Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference between a date and a job interview is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it. "Well, Bill, the boss thinks you're the man for the job. Why don't you strip down and meet some of the people you'll be working with?" " Angelic - [21:35] and Carol Vorderman should have 3 boxes ozy - <[gregZ^]> transvesties, blokes in disguise ;/ Spikeh - <+ozy> Transformers, robots in disguise <@[gregZ^]> transvesties, blokes in disguise ;/ ozy - gayness [gregZ^] - ;/;\;\/\/\;\/\ ozy - <[gregZ^]> rofl you cunt, you'll die squealing on the end of my doom stick ozy - <[gregZ^]> ROFL.. you pick up a bottle of mineral water, and it goes "oh, hello m8" Midgard - < @Spikeh> ?And her dad dances like a right fucking wh0re frag|brb - then go "HRHRRGSGSHGHAR I'M A MUTANT LETTUCE" gee` - walking down the street on it's forehead like a masturbating giraffe Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> I reckon in 5000 years all giraffes will have a new leg on their forehead < @SEPTiMUS> for keeping them mobile during masturbation NoteMaker - < @gee`> ROLF: "Today in Animal Red Light District we're talking about Giraffe Prostitution and the problems of masturbation" gee` - omg imagine how much a giraffe shoots?? whooOOOSH fuseY` - (@SEPTiMUS) Lions fuck up to 100 times a day (@SEPTiMUS) I bet their nob is glowing red gee` - now u find yourself seeking out every cock, pair of bollocks, and huge turd gee` - http://www.onzin.com/fun/a/annakounikova.jpg gee` - I'd take spunking in the eye as a friendly gesture gee` - http://www.onzin.com/fun/a/annakounikova.jpg she has a penis nothin gets by you, does it, bawb gee` - a spoon full of sugar helps the turbo mullet grow large....the turbo mullet grow large the turbo mullet grow to fuck off proportions similar to Pat sharpe gwn - lew, i want xmen er, get it then fuse gwn - right, I've decided: I'm gonna type 3 random letters followed by a short description of a boiled egg... frag|brb - -^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- spa^rky is the 3127th plebian to be kicked since 19th July 2000 frag|brb - *** spa^rky was kicked by Spikeh (u doing anything?) frag|brb - -^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- spa^rky is the 3112th fuckwit to be kicked - -^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- spa^rky is the 3155th asshole to be kicked since 19th July 2000 since 19th July 2000 " " " " " " " " " Spikeh - Lew is the spawn of Gee Revvy - [13:26] got my gf2 ultra but i really need a format to get the best out of it, its causing more conflicts than a monk with a pat sharpe turbo mullet sucking off a goat! Another annoying thing, i was fucking appalled when i opened up the box for my gf2 ultra to find A FUCKING AOL FREE TRIAL FFS!!! NOT ONLY THAT IT WAS A FUCKING GERMAN ONE! Braveheart - *** Quits: Biggz (biggz@pc49-mid14.cable.ntl.com) (Submarino Amarillo - LOS BEATLES) Spikeh - <@gee`food> sorry my brain made up a sentence Spikeh - http://www.cheggersbedroom.com/ <-------------- CHEGGERS ON THE INTERNET LIVE Braveheart - me: "cheggers told me to call" phone operator: "Oh that cunt?" Braveheart - [-§èñ§é-] fuking bullshit night, Why do a the bald townies get birds? Braveheart - * Spikeh has started -[ Motzart - Symphony No. 25 Braveheart - WilliamHagueMP.com, Brief Biography, Name: William Jefferson Hague, Mother: Stella Hague, wife and mother <-----inbred cunt gee` - Why the fuck can humans NEVER get it right All I ant is my fucking kit gee` - * Spikeh^Away is away. -[ Reason : Contemplating ]-[ Time : 17:40:02 ]-[ FTP : Open ]-[ !ftp for more ]- gee` - http://www.geocities.com/peterpan1720/ << look hard enough and you'll see dexy on that page gee` - http://www.geocities.com/peterpan1720/photo_closeups_lf1.htm << HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS SICK!!!! fragma - http://www.geocities.com/peterpan1720/photo_closeups_fp1.htm gee` - http://www.the-peak.demon.co.uk/images/kahn.gif << eye drinking ;\ Spikeh - * @Spikeh sellotapes smiley to the nearest dart board and procedes to throw dead mice at him pag - [18:44] everyones got sommin they can sell [18:44] i dont [18:44] unfortunatley for you, ive stolen everything of value you poses ;/ Snowman` - * Ste- Has returned from playing | RoCkEt ArEnA | After 1633wks 1day 17hrs 51mins 9secs Midgard - [20:47:38] -Cart|g0n3:#=r.g=- upham likes wanking his dog while licking his cat out Spikeh - http://cgi.eqvault.ign.com/display.cgi?/features/artwork/halfelf.jpg <-- She has a strap on fragma - * spa^rky is back.. Reason for away: Gone for 1633wks 1day 21hrs 30mins 58secs «[VrS]» Spikeh - <@SEPTiMUS> Spike's mum phoned up before and I answered, and she thought I was his new gf fragma - She's pretty nice, not anything special though gee` - she might want to ask him how to get into web design ;\ if she works for kronologie, I want 50% shares in her Midgard-Away - cut your door knob off and put ur cock thru the whole and paint it gold gwn - I can think of other reasons she may be going :O today gwn - <[gregZ^]> ;\ (-|{{{{{{8 <[gregZ^]> ^^ wrinkly shaft klingon cock [gregZ^] - ;/\\;/\;/\;z#@PLA'#;/\\ZL;.\..\ [gregZ^] - -^SEPTiBOT^- 1,8/!\ You have already added this note once. [gregZ^] - 1,8/!\ CASUALTY ATTACK 1,8/!\ gwn - <05[gregZ^]> 1,8/!\5,5 CASUALTY ATTACK 1,8/!\ gwn - would u get done for murder or manslaughter if you came so hard you burst a hole in a woman's head? gwn - "AND THIS ONE IS FROM GREG! " [gregZ^] - this anal destroying shaft of splittage is from [gregZ^] ;/ [gregZ^] - My house looks like a upside down armpit Spikeh - I rekon gee fucks transexual nazi eskimos <@gwn> fuck, my secret's out ;\ Midgard - < @CHUCK_NORRIS> Please Note: septimus32 is no longer an authorized member of Tripod. This Tripod member has been removed because they violated our Terms of Service. For more information, click here. Midgard - these pants are too small ;\ feels like a boa constrictor ;\;\;/\;/\;/\;/\;/\/;\/ frag|q2 - *** [gregZ^] has quit IRC (Ph33r italian plasic) fragma - <[CwF]^Buzzzz> u didnt play longtime? <[CwF]^Buzzzz> why ? exams and rl <[CwF]^Buzzzz> rl <[CwF]^Buzzzz> rocket launcher? ROFL Spikeh - <@Spikeh> Right, that's it <@Spikeh> fuck nose bleed Hangover - [18:38] My arse fucking rocks Sats`CS - couldnt you just say yes when I was called Alison ? Spikeh - 8,5 ` ' ' . ,, ; '` C ' R .. A ` P ' ` `' ..`.,` Midgard - < @Spikeh> I'm sure half of us are serial rapists [gregZ^] - the big massive white thing has a bleak plastic face tho gee` - well we iranian/indians all look the same gee` - u get 2 distinct types: the 'Omar' which is a porn star amazing god (I fit into that category :P) or you get the 'Abdul' which is the big greasy bloke with sausage fat in his hair that works in the local market/taxi firm Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> like a 'mini Abdul' which is the 20 year old greasy bloke who's desperately trying to look good, but never will Midgard - < @Spikeh> GIVE ME A FUCKING GOAT I WANT TO INHALE ITS SPUNK THROUGH MY NOSE Spikeh - <@SEPTiMUS> ffs I'm sat scatting here... SEPTiMUS - {ag u -wn SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> ROFORLF... BLEAK PLASTIC SOUNDS SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> ROLFROLF @ FUCKING MOUTH ORGAN SYNTH SEPTiMUS - OMFMGMOGMOG ORROROFOL @ TRIBAL DANCE @ 00.33 THIS WOMEN GOES "KJFCSFDSSKJ JKFDHFDS FSKUHFSHKFSD" THEN THE BLOKE GOES "SAY THAT AGAIN" [IC]Sats - DUH SUH DUGH SDUGFUGUGUGUGUGU Midgard - < @[gregZ^]> "no no limits.. reach for the sky...... no orofice too deep.. no doom-stick to high" Snowman` - oo oo oo oo o oo oo oo oo oo o ooo o o oo o o oo oo o oo o ahhh!!!!!!! Snowman` - all the blokes wanting a woman about 3'7", with a flat head to rest your pint on Midgard - < @[gregZ^]> what does Wife stand for? washing, ironing, fucking, ect Snowman` - <[IC]Sats`cs> yeah, i just sit there on long summer nights, dipping men in and out of water till they shiver a lot Snowman` - "Come on lad sit on mah kneee... did i ever tell you aboot the war.? GERMANS!!!! ... he's a bit short sighted tho, so he stuffs them up your nose and in your ears gee`divxl0r - *** SEPTiMUS was kicked by gee`divxl0r (is he in the middle of a sentence yet?) NO YOU BASTARD oh forget it.... Snowman` - I just got all excited and wibbly and stuff then :D gee`divxl0r - Lass:"Give it to me Lewis" 4 weeks later Lew:"Umm.. OH SHIT I was supposed to do this lass a while ago.. fuck fuck" Angelic - [22:29] omfg, i can TASTE and SMELL the jizz SPUNKiMUS - *** Spikeh is now known as PIZZiMUS : *** fragma is now known as SPUNKiMUS : *** gee` is now known as TESTiCLEMUS : *** Dexyrunner is now known as BluemchenMUS : *** Revvy is now known as CUNTiMUS : *** [gregZ^] is now known as BLACKCOCKiMUS : *** St3 is now known as MUSiMUS : *** WANKiMUS has joined #sqs TESTiCLEMUS - *** Angelic is now known as NIBBLiMUS WARTiMUS - *** CHEESiMUS is now known as CHUCKNORRiSiMUS << ozy? CHUCKNORRiSiMUS - yes1 GIDDYUPiMUS - *** HASSLEHOFFiMUS is now known as SNAILCUNTiMUS STINKiMUS - <---- DOGFARTiMUS - * DOGFARTiMUS is playing Cannibal Corpse - Confessions under Winamp! MiDiMUS - "... tonite live the midget butt fisting cucumber circus featuring the shaved midgets heads up the ass of baby elephants wow what a wild bizzare cucumber show ... [gregZ^] - http://www.midgetz.com/ Spikeh - <@[gregZ^]> "ozy, what are you doing" Revvy you teapot fragma - LMAO! my m8 has just phoned me pissed as a cunt... telling me how much he loves me, and that he's gonna get a tatoo of Mr Spoon ?!?!?!? Spikeh - <@SEPTiMUS> oh sod Midgard - < @Spikeh^Away> I'll be layed with my legs open if any of you feel like fucking me while I'm asleep... Spikeh^Away - Ph33r my Stick of Impending Doom Midgard - i wonder if it's possible to superglue your top and bottom sets of teeth together Midgard - hmmmmmm i love horses coz there cocks are massive,they make me horney Angelic - He'd have it up in say..... 15 years? Angelic - I had a few goes then it looked right so I entered it Spikeh - * @gee` gives septimus a limp moist peck * @gee` gives spikeh a fkn huge snog SEPTiMUS - someone send me 2Unlimited - No Limits :/ no gee` - DOWNLOAD NOW BEFORE I FUCKING RAPE YOUR TINY CAPE COD OF A ANILE EXTENSION SEPTiMUS - just type this: !gimmeh mp3 i cant my keyboards broke gee` - i dont want this one SEPTiMUS - Israelian Chimp Dealer Angelic - I'm kneeled on a pillow with my trousers round my knees Mid|Work - Note:(robodong, the future of anal enforcement) Mid|Work - < @gee`> i tried 5 times to write rofl and failed every time \;\/;\/ Mid|Work - I look like a serial killer on my buspass ok Angelic - * ozy is now away, reason: pr0n [gregZ^] - ok, I've just convinced a poor bloke from Scunthorpe that I shag dolphins, and in fact, I AM a dolph Mid|Work - - Do Chicks Dig the Dick Stink? Cause I know a lot of guys just love the female equivalent. SEPTiSNOW - [15:30:39] *** SEPTiSNOW sets mode: +b *!*@0,4*h0h0h0* Midgard - < @[snot]> E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage. Midgard - < @Spikeh> I was laughing mu fucking tits off when I found out I could batter my monkeh about :D SEPTiMUS - NNGH gee` - snow's been cunted *** cunted has joined #sqs SEPTiMUS - ste you grotesque badminton raquet Taylor - i'd rather make works of art out of my pubic hair than go within 2 miles of Exor gee` - don't they have street lamps in the north? no we have lumps of burning black pudding on sticks SEPTiMIDGET - *** gee` is now known as SEPTiMIDGET *** FistMaster is now known as dwarfemus *** Dexyrunner is now known as GNOMEiMUS geel0rist - I have a spell called Shock of Spikes fires a bolt of miniture Chris Seboks splitting pineapple through his ears SEPTiMUS - i just had a picture in my mind of kahn fucking a bag of fat ;\/;\/\;/ NiNiMUS - childbirth is nothing compared to getting kicked in the love sacks SEPTiMUS - *** FistMaster is now known as half-a-nad SEPTiMUS - it also means "your mother was the daughter of a middle class citizen" SEPTiMUS - id have been your dad, but the dog beat me upstairs Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> I'm gonna cum on your surge protector Midgard - < @gwn> i wonder what happens if you rub heat sink paste into a cunt [IC]Sats - just got Cloak of the Ry'gorr Oracles from a Ry'gorr Orc Oracle (suprisingly) gwn - * Spikeh has started -[ Sex Sounds - Jenna Jameson - Very Wet Blowjob ]-[ 0:26min ]-[ 44Khz ]-[ @112Kbps ]-[ !Gimmeh mp3 to download ]- SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> ffs, i was downloafing that SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> rofl sounds like someone shagging a mellon [gregZ^] - wtf is netto Revvy - when i think about you, my feelings cant explain, why after all this time, my feelings cant explain... [gregZ^] - im sure the hamglas music blokes suffer from parkinsons disease, they just thrash the keyboards Revvy - take my hand and fly away with me... over mountains and seas... far away from the pain to a place where we roam free... as we fly together you and me... we will build a new world... still believe in a love i know that we will be, together and free, together forever... move on to an island across the sea... SEPTiMUS - Tom Arnold Tom Arnold Tom Arnold Spikeh - <@gwn> lew has a part time job as a swimming pool filler Revvy - [01:38] I aint no pansy shagging bear hugger yzo - WILFREY arrgh runn away [gregZ^] - ROOOOAAARRR. GLEN, YA CUMMIN DORN STOORKESLY Spikeh^Away - [5:16:17] <@XeRo^Away> roffock Nikon - I need a shave and some pudding [gregZ^] - 1,8/!\ Fine, go deop yourself like a llama then. :P [gregZ^] - ouch, imagine shagging a barbed wire fence [gregZ^] - i need a fucking........ fucking......................... ffs, i just want a fucking [gregZ^] - IV JUST HIT MYSELF AND BUST MY FUCKING LIP FFS [gregZ^] - oh ROFLROLF........ LLOL1!!! my mum had a go at me when i walked in today, cause she went on my pc to play some mp3s, and my mp3 folder was full of "sexy blowjob sounds.mp3" and "female_orgasm_on_cucumber.mp3" gee` - <[gregZ^]> ROFL, if 10000 people put "midget fisting" as a religion, on there census form, it becomed a official religion [gregZ^] - filling in your job application form "do you belong to any religion/cult- midget fisters society" gee` - WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE WORDS "HE NOW SITS ON GOD'S RIGHT HAND" ROFLROFLO gee` - HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD, ON HIS FIST Bigggggz - Dear Lewis, You are a cuntdrool. Many Regards, David SEPTiMUS - There's millions says Geoffrey, all under one roof, it's called Fists R Us, Fists R Us, Fists R Us ;/ gee` - on the tv advert for Fists R us is a person fisting a girafft Midgard - < @gee`> I WONDER HOW A GIRAFFE FISTS ITSELF?! Midgard - L33T SPEAK IS SLOWLY SPREADING THROUGH MAIDSTONE, SOON EVERY 1 WILL BE CUNTING & OWNING EVERY 1 ELSE AND SUCKING THERE MOM'S COCK! [gregZ^] - <^SEPTiBOT^> you've destroyed my teen arse ffs Goblin - a bird pulled down my trousers in middle of street, so i got my own back by lobbin an egg in her eye:/...now she hates me:( Midgard - http://216.133.237.163/multimedia/cj_4372.jpg Midgard - http://216.133.237.163/multimedia/cj_4367.jpg Midgard - http://www.viberider.com/viberider.html [gregZ^] - http://www.onzin.com/fun/a/annakounikova.jpg SEPTiMUS - and 300+ to him "your lass sux cock for baccy" Midgard - < +Snow|Footeh> fucking mpg playing in winamp Midgard - < @gee`> i use campuserve and freebleak cds as drink mats :P Snow|Footeh - * pag` gives it some on the dancefloor to welcome.wav Snow|Footeh - {{:o) [gregZ^] - www.aol.com [gregZ^] - i really canb't be fucked with listening to aol noises Snow|Footeh - ;/\;// Middeeeeeeee - < @SEPTiMUS> my hand would prolly come to life and kill me if I got a gf :/ < @SEPTiMUS> screaming "ALL THOSE YEARS AND YOU JUST DUMP ME?!" gee` - <[gregZ^]> theres a massive crispy spot in my bed where i wipe my cum at night, mum always pulls weird faces when she makes my bed gee` - I used to have my towel under my bed.. that's as close as I got to wiping it on my bed :/ gee` - I'm gonna stand on the camera at BLR and go... "I WANK" and then have a mad, flustered toss on camera [gregZ^] - *** FistMaster has joined #sqs Spikeh - [8:17:39] <[gregZ^]> rofl jimmys bringing his quad p3 Xeons, 16TB ram, and 500 TB of RAID 5 Revvy - [20:20] I was fucking her, she turned round and I was about to fuck her from behind... || [20:21] And... she had a right shitty arse :/ I mean totally... ffs || [20:21] Put me right off :| gee` - <@Spikeh> I was fucking her, she turned round and I was about to fuck her from behind... And... she had a right shitty arse :/ I mean totally... ffs this storys giving me the horn [gregZ^] - sloppyass> rofl gypsy ass pie [gregZ^] - my m8 had this bird, he rekoned she had a fucking bush of a cunt, massive arse too, rekoned you had to tie a plank to your back to stop yourself falling in [gregZ^] - you could sit on my ex's stomach and paddle your feet in her fanny... shagging her was like throwing a sausage up the mersey tunnel [gregZ^] - [20:33] * pag gives it some on the dancefloor to RROFLROFL.wav [gregZ^] - [gregZ^] is playing Vengaboys - We're Going To Ibiza :: Winamp [gregZ^] - "we're going to ibiza, so skullfuck merrily" Spikeh - * Fistmaster evil monkey 0wn j00 all lol im teaching it to hit kids with a tree XeRo^ - (9:19:51) How big is your monkey? Biggz - http://formenmedia.ign.com/media/news/image/hardcore/karatechimp.mpeg [gregZ^] - But apart form that, if you like online team games (I emphasise TEAM again) then I'd go get it and play like tommorow. The graphics look gorgeous (When I stand still :P), the netcode is frikking elite and the whole game just wants to chew my nips... [gregZ^] - Fistmaster> i need a scania with a 60ft flatbed to get mine shifted rofl that cos of the sheer weight of your Xeons? ozy - [01:01] * SEPTiMUS dances around the room like a voilently spasming ape [01:01] SHIT [01:01] think I've just broke my lamp SEPTiMUS - your just sitting back enojying the music then this sound attacks your head Biggz - Photoshop 6.0 ftp://32.96.212.15/scanned%20by/dutchie/filled%20by/Mister-J/ Nikon - must go and buy some butter gee` - <[3V]Schugi> Ready for a RA3 4vs4 game tonight Yeh sure mate, see ya there Mid^Workbleak - < @gee`> same thing to me nowadays, i spit so much it's as tho i was cumming ;\ Angelic - bloody penguins SEPTiMUS - i'm more of a carling premier man myself ;) me too... Nik^Sexeh^Beast - my ass is l33t, it owns j00!! SEPTiMUS - http://homepage.ntlworld.com/nicholas.bhuyan/index.html SEPT^ZzZzZ0r - <[gregZ^]> i woke up on a pub sofa this morning with the shape of my ear engraved on my arm, which i couldn't feel ;/ <[gregZ^]> and my pillow was covered in dribble ;/ [gregZ^] - <----- lpb in 5 hours <[gregZ^]> you getting cable ? ADSL bredband<[gregZ^]> oh god ;/<[gregZ^]> ROFL<[gregZ^]> bredband ? SEPTiMUS - Anal Alan and his Mighty Ming SEPTiMUS - ste you vibrating maths book Spikeh - I love random personification :D [gregZ^] - lew had some weird ja-pron on his pc, and it featured green people's cunts turning into mouths, and a massive cock splitting a womens stomach, me chris and ste needed tummy transplants after, was funny as fuck [gregZ^] - Bgz^f00d has left #sqs (greg owns me like Mings super oiled greasy pipe) FistMaster - [greZ^] is playing Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face :: Winamp [sounds like some birds I know] [gregZ^] - [gregZ^] is cunting to, idiot city - dance of the noddys :: winamp FistMaster - [gregZ^] cunts randomly to Chuck norris -superkicks r us-lor" [gregZ^] - spikeh is swmming in vaginal blood clottage FistMaster - bastard !!! bah my fooking ctrl key doesnt werk in irc FistMaster - And I swam about 40 lenghts :D 40 lengths in budweiser? FistMaster - do you realise how ANNOYING that is? FistMaster - is pissed as a jugdes fart Spikeh - <@SEPTiMUS> then ate the ring FistMaster - climbed the rigging in the stadium and 0wn3d off the top FistMaster - Flesh Gordon, I alwasy wanted to watch that :D but they still wont let him rent it at blockbusteh FistMaster - is in paranoid gay dellusion mode {set using +gpd !fagbottom for info, !hairy to dowload} FistMaster - FistMaster's Monkey is pure evil.... and a fucking monster... reyt massive, cunting fucking heouge... and my 5 ft monkey,. good with hardly any spells fucked him over :D Biggz - !notes MiNGSRiNGiMUS - *** Biggz is now known as MiNGSRiNGiMUS *** Spikeh is now known as BUDiMUS *** SEPTiMUS is now known as FOSTERSiMUS *** FistMaster is now known as quichemus FistMaster - likes it in his love bum choob SEPTiMUS - Sipoikezl0r it's a sign - 'pulling the lasses successful! Want to get laid? (Yes/No/Abort?!!!?) SEPTiMUS - SUPERKICKING ANAL MING AND HIS FLYING CUNTISH WHIRLWIND OF DOOM AND MALIGNANT EYE TUMORS Biggz - "your request for a Q bot in #Digwar.cs was rejected. Reason: Your webpage crashed my browser !" gee`away - gee, I'm no maestro Spikeh - *** Joins: sped (_IC_SpEEd@t1o84p5.telia.com) ---> Telias hostmasks are just a random amount of letters that are generated by some guy with Alzheimers disease battering a keyboard everytime a little red light comes on his switchboard telling him that someone has come online Biggz - Mings steaming poo cake infsted ring of hades SEPTiMUS - that ftp is cunt [gregZ^] - "BT are experiencing problems on 0800 dialup access, because some cunt skull cunted us with a monitor Nikon^Work - <[gregZ^]> im gonna connect my old BT socket across the mains and watch the telegraph poles burn down Nikon^Work - Biggz, my cunt drools for u lew.. my arse is achein for u to dribble it your MING FistMaster - *** [gregZ^] was kicked by gwn (don't u start) -^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- [gregZ^] is the 3261st monk3y to be kicked since 19th July 2000 Spikeh - I can get 2ghz out of the cunt if I strapped a jet engine and a water silo on the back of it :) SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> and theres nothing wrong with your GFX card or the bios would scream "cunt" Angelic - [20:36] hardcore rules :DD;D:d - [20:36] pr0n??? - [20:36] no, he music Angelic - [20:44] revvy I've got a load of studs for u Midgard - u guys are funny FistMaster - I'm no patriot, I'm just a spunk dribbling cake eater FistMaster - <[Snowman]> Spikeh trying to use big words and look intelligent How about this snow "fuck off" nice command of the mother tongue spike... ummm. Dexyrunner - Im pretty confident that a woman would rather have it off with her own armpit after 20 games of table tennis, than go out with a mug like you. Spikeh - <+gee`> i just walked into a room <+gee`> walked up to this little thing on the floor <+gee`> and it killed me ;\ <@Spikeh> Whgat game? <+gee`> was a turret ;\ <+gee`> t2 Snowman - *** Snowman sets mode: +b *!*@gee.the.flea Spikeh - <@Revvy> if ud been paying attention earlier in the day you might have noticed you naughty little anus hair!! [gregZ^] - this asylum seeker walked past me today as i was stood outside a door, and as he went past i went "alright rhamadan" and he gave me this fucking demonic alful look, i thought "rofl..." gee` - * eek` is playing - Puff The Magic Dragon Revvy - you put me in heaven with your touch... i just wanna hold you so much... i never knew love could be so good... SEPT^ZzzZzzZ - go play summit you bleak gafj0r S-Tanners - [22:30] Sophie... such a sweet name. I only know 3 year old's with that name Spikeh - I hate singles... you get one good mix, and about 300 extra "Arabian Jungle Half-Beat midgit fisting Remix"'s Soph-MJS - [23:49] u better put more effort into clan-sqs.com or ill bum rape you Soph-MJS - [23:52] I'll be huddles in a corner with my ASP book crying and screming "I WANT LEW, GIVE ME LEW" Soph-MJS - [00:23] I'm gay Soph-MJS - [00:26] I have some crap elephants Soph-MJS - [00:43] would you belive an episode of the animated Ewoks gave me nightmares for a year? Spikeh - <@SEPTiMUS> time to finger through your logs :) SEPTiMUS - * Ang-Vodka slaps Spikeh around a bit with a large trout * Spikeh sits on Ang-Vodka's lap and pulls Ang-Vodka's beard Ang-Vodka - [01:11] I've been sat in the nud here with my curtains open Ang-Vodka - [01:20] * Spikeh jumps on ET, shouts "GIDDYAP" and slaps ET's ass. ET turns round, teeth nashing, spunk dribbling and speeds towards SEPTiMUS then procedes to chew SEPTiMUS's nipples off, ripping, tearing, spunk dribbling... Midgard - how do i play a cd on my computer@ Midgard - < +pag> remeber spike < +pag> i know where u live < @Spikeh> And? < +pag> and im going to come and shit in your letterbox Spikeh - me gonna go do some more closed beta testing, nn spikeh m8 <--- BOLLOCKS Midgard-Away - Q: What has two legs and bleeds profusely? A: Half of a cat. Midgard-Away - < @[gregZ^]> ffs, i just blew up a floppy disk drive, Ang-Vodka - [14:51] <[gregZ^]> otherwise known as "1.44mb diskette bomb" Angelic-Vodka - [16:15] ET was hiding in the floppy drive ;/;/\;/\;/\\;/ Nikon - Puff the magic dragon, lived by the sea, and frollicked in the autumn mist, in a land called honali. Little Jacky Paper, loved that rascal Puff, and brought him strings and ceiling wax, and other fancy stuff! Nikon - etc... well together they would sail on a boat with a bellowed sail. jacky kept a lookout perch on PUFF'S GIGANTIC TAIL... ROFLROFLOL Nikon - [22:05] NUM NUM NUMMAMMM Nikon^NeosGaff - NNGH!!! Nikon^NeosGaff - how many times have people noted me saying NNNGH!!! Midgard - ffs g/f's are bleakasfuk [gregZ^brekies] - FUCK SAKE, TRIBES 2 OWNS ME ;\//\;/\;/\;/\\;/;/\/;\;/\;/\;/\/;\/;\ Angelic - [16:18] * SEPT^Photoshop destroys his monitor in a furious rage of flying fists and semen Midgard - < +fuseY^> oooh. :) i like learning easy piss stuff Midgard - < @[gregZ^]> rofl, niks uni's firewall, will have red lights flashing "SHIT ALERT!! SHIT ALERT!!" Nikon - <[gregZ^]> "is that "nikon?" "yes?" "come down to IT and explain the huge brown logger sticking out of our firewall" Nikon - <[gregZ^]> fucking diahrear, and turds splattered and caked all over the firewall. ROFL. engineers running around in a mad fashion screaming "CUT THE POWER CUT THE POWER" Nikon - <[gregZ^]> the firewall spurting horrid warm yellow jets of shit across the room, filling it up, IT engineers swimming up to there waists in shit, as nik sits and downloads women-beast-hardcore-giraffe-anal-rape.divx" FistMaster - this is what happens when the computer cuntin fairy makes a visit to your pc cunts it and u have to fork out for new shit at the expense of b33r and goin out :/ this is what happens when the computer cuntin fairy makes a visit to your pc cunts it and u have to fork out for new shit at the expense of b33r and goin out :/ SEPTiMUS - * FistMaster superkicks ^SEPTiBOT^ in the digital nads with a chuck dribble superkick attack Snow^Away - ;/\;/\;;\/\;/\;\/\;\;/;\//; [gregZ^] - NIK, GREG - RAPE SEPTIBOT AGAIN AND YOU DIE A VIGOROUS DEATH Snow^Away - ;/\;/\;;\/\;/\;\/\;\;/;\//;/\;;\/\ Max^Luke - :] Max^Luke - HITLER! Bleakasfuk - <[AA]Divine> for instance 20% of women have had sex with an animal at some point in their lives and 75% have gone back for more Nikon - [00:50] *** Neo|Da^Man has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Neo|Da^Man[nat352.bournemouth.ac.uk]) Bleakasfuk - i feel like i wanna have sex with cable when i get it [gregZ^] - and the sun's shining outside, I might die [gregZ^] - SEPTiMUS> WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEW LABLES INTO SHIRTS THAT STICK OUT ON THE BACK AND RAPE YOUR NIPPLES!?!? [gregZ^] - hulk hogan.. rofl.. "9GREEN GIANT1" Snowman - omg I made up a well good porn name last night, one sec Snowman - -^SEPTiBOT^- Your note has been added. SEPTiMUS - FUCK ME!, WHATS THAT IN HER PANTS????????? SHE HAS A COCK!!! thats a nice juicy box you lump its not a box, its a filing cabinet Spikeh^Away - i cant snipe at all its worse than my CG <@Spikeh^Away> my CG is fucking ace :) dotn get me wrong i can kill things with the CG but they r normally lagged at the time [gregZ^] - Spikeh^Away twats [gregZ^] with a Cyrix 166 [gregZ^] - * Spikeh^Away 's cunt leaps for the nearest invertebrate [gregZ^] - Spikeh^Away cums ";/" [gregZ^] - Spikeh^Away jumps on ET, shouts "GIDDYAP" and slaps ET's ass. ET turns round, teeth nashing, spunk dribbling and speeds towards Snow^Away then procedes to chew Snow^Away's nipples off, ripping, tearing, spunk dribbling... Dexyrunner - [22:19] joe's not a brick...he's an action figure Dexyrunner - Combat Joe - With 6 yank phrases - Pull cord action [gregZ^] - Realtek 8139 <--- pure satanic hades evil in a network card you have to get taken across a poison lake by a skeleton man with a boat to buy them Midgard - [22:49:23] [action] Em0 : -BACK- « drinking piss » away for: 4mins Midgard - Topic is 'Women cant live with em can't rail the bastards!! :( Spikeh - *** Revvy was kicked by Spikeh (Bleakness Overflow at 0. Divide by ET ERROR) SEPT^Away - trevor and simon deserve to sat on a rusty pole and beaten with a slightly used deck chair Spikeh^Away - <@SEPTiMUS> I prefer to do it manually gwn - <[gregZ^]> been making a TTL oscillator 8bit binary counter with octal transparent latch, and 7seg display drivers with a BCD decoder ;/ <[gregZ^]> on protoboard <[gregZ^]> fucking birdsnest of bleakness rolf Angelic - [18:26] <[gregZ^tealor]> 5kbps is 18mb a hour, [gregZ^] - Anal Fred the butcher of Cuntersville Rangers Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> I have a fetish for wanking into golfing shoes in shops :\/\p\l;\. Syba - I am saving up <<<< remind me of this pledge when i am old and withered and gay and cunt-like. SEPTiMUS - ive only got a small willy, but it does as much damage as a big one [gregZ^] - i wannt put my cock in it and fuck myself all day long, like some decrepid fucking circus freak from sleaford Syba - [19:01] <[gregZ^]> "CUNTS FROM VENES" THEY CAME TO MUCH AND CUNT ON GASTROPOD FLESH Syba - [19:02] "TAKE ME TO YOUR MOLUSKS" SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> LIKE SOME BIG FLESHY SLOBBERING HOVERCRAFT OF SNAIL CRUNCHING MADNESS Syba - [19:22] irc named me cunted 6 gee` - 8,11KAHN INDULGES IN THE FINER POINTS OF SCAT????????? 8,11KAHN INDULGES IN THE FINER POINTS OF SCAT????????? 8,11KAHN INDULGES IN THE FINER POINTS OF SCAT????????? gee` - <[IC]Kahn> 8,11gee` SECRETLY REALLY LIKES FAT MEN WANKING THE DOODLE?!?!? gee` SECRETLY REALLY LIKES FAT MEN WANKING THE DOODLE?!?!? gee` SECRETLY REALLY LIKES FAT MEN WANKING THE DOODLE?!?!? gee` SECRETLY REALLY LIKES FAT MEN WANKING THE DOODLE?!?!? gee` SECRETLY REALLY LIKES FAT MEN WANKING THE DOODLE?!?!? TIMMAH - <[IC]Kahn> 9,13YA PILLOCK !! YA PILLOCK !! YA PILLOCK !! YA PILLOCK !! YA PILLOCK !! YA PILLOCK !! TIMMAH - -^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- TIMMAH is the 3333rd KEITH CHEGWIN to be kicked since 19th July 2000 Midgard - windows key is a short cut to blue screens SEPTiMUS - ooj Midgard - < @gee`> ./mount nearest female Unkown command SEPTiMUS - rechargable? no, you just recharge it gwn - <[gregZ^]> "The goatse.cx lawyer has informed us that we need a warning! So.. if you are under the age of [gregZ^] - "The goatse.cx lawyer has informed us that we need a warning! So.. if you are under the age of 18 or find this photograph offensive, please don't look at it. Thank you! [gregZ^] - -Feds- Read more about our channel rules at http://www.staff.quakenet.eu.org/channelrules.phtml Midgard - < @Witor> me cago en tu puta madre = i shit on your prostitute mother Midgard - < @Witor> me cago en tus muertos = i shit on your dead. Midgard - < @Witor> i want to fuck ur mother as ur siter sucks on my balls = me llamo matt y soi un maricon que ha chupado los huevos de tony blair gwn - <[gregZ^]> im off to swim up womens crotches and bite there cunts with my acidic lips ;/ <-- /me is off swimming Luke^bored - http://app2.playboy.com/sex/feature/salsgals/bt2/quiz.htmx Spikeh - [11:53:32] <+Nikon> i have new p00000ta [11:55:19] *** Quits: Nikon (Nikon@nat298.bournemouth.ac.uk) (Read error to Nikon[nat298.bournemouth.ac.uk]: Connection reset by peer) Spikeh - I am listening to Norman Bass - Do U Like Anal Sex [7:23] Rev\bed - [01:19] mad rabid paul mcartney running naked round fish and chip shops hitting people with a magic frying pan of l33tness ozy - Johanson Chickenmcnugget his arch nemesis from Iceland who lives in a volcanic vent and eats mohogany tables SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> rofl.. they sound like some kind of fucking "anti spasm" toilet seat for langley road people gee` - <[gregZ^]> [23:36] *** Topic is 'we got problems with Q but it WILL BE BACK SOON <> please dont PM the ops QUICK... PM THE OPS AS MUCH AS U CAN!!!!!!!! rofl lets all go PM the ops <[gregZ^]> lemme pm the ops [gregZ^] - no middy, it means NTL are having "custard pie throwing" competitions at the routers Spikeh - <@[gregZ^]> i don't feel as hard as i used to be when i was thrashing 14lb hammers against vessles and beams SEPTiMUS - 13,9:/9-|-< SEPTiMUS - 9>4;;/\/;\;/\;\/\6+2< Angelic - [23:52] * [gregZ^] is playing Hardcore Anal Sex Blowjob Facial XXX Porn ozy - <[gregZ^]> screaming raging whirlwind of badly composed "air organ parkinsons disease collection" tunes, smashing the tarmac SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> ROFL..... IF SADDAM GETS HOLD OF THAT VAN, HE'L TRY TO DUMP IT ON THE KURDS AND DRIVE IT ROUND THE DESERT SPLITTING DONKEYS AND ARABS [gregZ^] - rofl @ pulling the wings off a fly it just cunts about Max^Luke - :\/\\;\/\;\/z;/z;/z\/\ [gregZ^] - lew, finding your house is like trying to find a needle in a cuntstack ;/ Nikon - C0RNFLJAKES [gregZ^] - My dads farted and it totally fucking MINGS SEPTiMUS - Snow needs to die, with the pigions pigeons pigeons ERROR ERROR INCORRECT SPELLING Midgard - [join] : Midgard : #Midgard-Tha_PR0n-Star ~Midgard@host213-122-42-39.btinternet.com [deop] : cserve.quakenet.eu.org : deoped : Midgard : [notice] Q : You have entered a bad channel [#Midgard-Tha_PR0n-Star] <-- fucking bleak :/\/\/ Angelic - [20:52] i'll take u lew Spikeh - [9:18:25] *** Quits: Q (TheQBot@cserve.quakenet.eu.org) (Killed (that nick is reserved)) Midgard - Closing Link: Q3[host213-122-42-39.btinternet.com] by irc1.uk.quakenet.eu.org (G-lined) Spikeh - bint = a potato in Dutch Spikeh - <@Spikeh> I look like Mr T without the gold, and a little whiter <@Spikeh> And less muscles/fat <@Spikeh> And hair <@Spikeh> So... nothing like him really <@Spikeh> Sorry :/ getting_dressed - [22:38] * Spikeh makes a pancake, that promptly puts on a lycra suit and begins to start it's circuit training getting_dressed - [22:41] My arse feels rather prolased Spikeh - * @SEPTiMUS MP3:14 Playing12 Stranglers - Golden Brown 14(123:2414) @12 19214Kbps SEPTiMUS - What color hair u got soph? inbetween blonde and brown RED THEN! Spikeh - <@SEPTiMUS> :D/ <--- hasselhoff chin Spikeh - <@Spikeh> Spikeh::Cunt(); Midgard - < @Spikeh> I'm gonna go and cook a salmon, pineapple and cock souflé gee` - a glass bomb... makes his monitor explode in his face gee` - lol ;\ electron bomb... the electron gun in his monitor goes hyper and fires them directly into his eyes, making him go blind gee` - rofl, sound bomb... a virus puts the microphone and speaker volumes on their highest settings, causing a high pitched feed back noise which makes him bleed to death through his ears gee` - i'm bored Warez - I have Genatal warts and when i piss they burst and its painful Snowman - *** Joins: M^-Away-Away-Aw gee` - <05SEPTiMUS> GEE GEE GEE GEE GEE GEE GEE GEE GEE GEE GEE GEE GEE GEE GEE GEE GEE GEE GEE GEE GEE GEE GEE GEE GEE Midgard-Away - < @gee`> boro... that exotic paradise gee` - <05SEPTiMUS> I once had a dream that mbro was in the tropics Mid-Revision - < @[gregZ^]> !get girl.bestail.rape.horse.chicken.penis.vagina.anal.pussy.tractor.phone.gay.spunk.cum.DIVX hippoArse - [15:13] Lew's got somethign about Horrifically Horny Husbands Midgard-Away - 14[notice]4  ^SEPTiBOT^  : 1,8/!\ Fine, go deop yourself like a llama then. :P Midgard - [ACTION] fuseY^ rails a cunt with sperm Snowman - [21:04:14] [Q PING reply]: 58secs geemon - ugh im gonna pass out in a bit leet Angelic - ugh im gonna pass out in a bit [21:22] and i just had 3 bottles or smirnof :[ [21:23] you fucking poof snoweh geemon - <05geemon> 13,0<0,13>6,13<13,6>2,6<6,2>1,2<2,1>0,1RUBBER DINGHY 2,1<1,2>6,2<2,6>13,6<6,13>0,13<13,0> <05geemon> ... i have no follow up Snow\Pizza - I have 7 boxes Snow\Pizza - SEPTiMUS MP3: Playing Underworld - Dark & Long (Trainspotting Cold-Turkey) (4:57) @ 128Kbps Dark & Long... lol, greg enters the room Snowman - BOXBOXBOX.avi geemon - * geemon delves into lew's mangled box 'o paraphernalia that's possibly the worst guess at a word ever check it in the dictionary shit?!? I didn't know it was spelt like that | * SEPTiMUS bows before geemon SEPTiMUS - im gonna explode in a mess of cunts any fucking second Angelic - [22:55] i really am gonna fucking cunt myself with a bed if i don't find this fucking crack Mid-DieHard - the slightest change in fucking air pressure could cause this modem to ejaculate rotting semen up my anus ;/ SEPTiMUS - next door's parrot is sat on its perch cunting at me with its fucking fluresent yellow head;/ SEPTiMUS - DONEHAHAH FUCKING YOU NTLYOU FUCKING WEKLERS Snowman` - [23:49:21] *** Snowman` sets mode: +b *!*@William.Hague [gregZ^] - The Internet is such a great medium Nikon - I love things that move ^Nikon - <[gregZ^]> these fucking tossers kept sending me porn mail, so i mailed them back saying "STOP FUCKING SENDING MY SHIT YOU CUNTS" and i've got about 50 viruses in a attachment from them Midgard-Away - [action] Spikeh^Away : cunts angelic with a rubbing machine Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> TILES SALESMAN ALERT!!! ^^^^^^ Snow[Away] - << GAY [gregZ^] - 874,152,141 TONIGHT ONLY, FRESH CUNT FEED 2,144,1578 Snowman - [19:14:43] *** Joins: [gregZ^] (gregz@pc1-linc2-0-cust194.not.cable.ntl.com) [19:14:45] <[gregZ^]> ... [19:14:46] *** Q sets mode: +b [gregZ^]!gregz@pc1-linc2-0-cust194.not.cable.ntl.com [19:14:46] *** [gregZ^] was kicked by Q (You are BANNED from this channel.) SEPTiMUS - Q sets mode: +b *!*@pc1-stoc2-0-cust196.mid.cable.ntl.com | Spikeh was kicked by Q (You are BANNED from this channel.) [gregZ^] - whats a scrim game? i use scrim to clean windows [gregZ^] - To be removed send an e-mail to group-remove@clan-sqs.com with the subject line "REMOVE ME YOU CUNT" PLSTHXBYE Snowman - The morale of this story is that Pat Sharpe is a loser and everyone hates him. Especially his mullet. [gregZ^] - "PAT SHARPS FUNHOUSE OF EYESOCKET DISMEMBERMENT" SEPT^W0rk - http://www.logotypes.ru/default_e.asp SEPTiMUS - cos i can drivl0r like a cuntsake SEPT^Cunting - masturbation - to pro-create with ones hand Spikeh^Away - <@Spikeh> LOOK AT ME <@SEPTiMUS> You're God gee` - *** Nikon^zzzZZZzz is now known as ^Nikon || <^Nikon> nofin wrong wiv gettin up in time for neighbours [gregZ^] - ph34r mah 1337 "|-| 4 >< 0 |2 5 |< 1l l Z" [gregZ^] - ph34r mah 1337 "|-| 4 >< 0 |2 5 |< 1l l Z" Nikon - if an AOL user wanted to get on the internet, he'd be better off walking to the router and banging his head on it Nikon - my mate has a pr0n film where all they do is have two women take their clothes off and pretend to lick each other out with their faces about 2 foot from the cunt. you don't even see anything. they don't even touch each others nipples ;\ [gregZ^] - what have you to bring to college tomorrow tim???????? <[gregZ^]> a fucking iron bar to thrash you with, cunt Revvy - [17:36] * XeRo|Away is listening to kazaadownload98976692419674415 [5:16] (192 kpbs) Midgard - [- §èñ§é -]: almost got my cock stuck in a shampoo bottle today [gregZ^] - more likely to catch the pope wanking than spotting a gf3 Snowman` - <[gregZ^]> just connect a SCSI toaster up to it ;/ Midgard - < @Spikeh> I'd rather cover myself in petrolium and chew my own arse hairs off, before devouring each one of my testicles one at a time SEPTiMUS - him n his army trousers and megaboots Spikeh - <@SEPTiMUS> scientifically it's very hard to swallow Spikeh - Talking about brain surgery: <@SEPTiMUS> if you're awake and your face starts going like you've ate 15 pickled onions, they know they've hit something they shouldn't what do pickled onions do to your face? <@SEPTiMUS> ¦x paggy - [01:32] <@SEPTiMUS> "YAAAARRGH!" Spikeh - *** hub.de.quakenet.org sets mode: -o Spikeh Spikeh - [1:36:15] -O- (SBroadcast) The server will be restarted shortly, sorry for all the problems today. Thanks, Love ya. ozy - j'aime le yink wibble wibble de yink de yink de yink de yink de fromage. gwn - i like the yink wibble wibble of yink of yink of yink of yink of cheeze Cseb - i like the yink wibble wibble of yink of yink of yink of yink of cheeze <<< translate of a ozy french sentence hippo1 - <[gregZ^]> ffs, glad she didn't stumble across my "beast" folder ;\ [gregZ^] - DIE QUITE HORRIBLY NTL [gregZ^] - * SEPTiMUS sticks his index finger into greg's acidic pit[gregZ^] cums on lews finger SEPTiMUS 's finger melts off [gregZ^] - and getting slightly tapped on the shin and going FICL ARG MU FCJING ANKELY IS FUCKING ME INSIDRE GROUIN Midgard - The firewall has blocked Internet access to your computer (TCP Port 3216) from 64.12.25.74 (AOL) [gregZ^] - brb, arse is minging Midgard - < @St3> Lets just all smile and Egg Peter Mandalson ;) Snow|Zzzz - <[gregZ^]> ROFL GEE? so your saying that some stupid women with 6 earings is lying in the middle of the road to stop people getting into work, and she is lying there SCREAMING, and WILL NOT MOVE Midgard - < @gee`> screaming "oh no, skinhead... help! he's going to violate my anal integrity" Midgard - < @Spikeh^Coding> Now you're turning into the Anti-Christ Greg, please stop before you grown horns Midgard - http://crus.phorum.net/Asian.html ozy - \;/\ ozy - * [gregZ^] is listening to Cannibal Corpse - Raped by a combine harvester :: winamp [gregZ^] - ET is a alien and he is kinda spacy, coming from the universe to skullfuck CISCO painfully [gregZ^] - people in there called "mike376" who say "Hi, welcome to the internet, otherwise known as AOL {:-)" SEPTiMUS - Anal Retards - Van Full of Cunt SEPTiMUS - ANAL DOG - I INTENTIONALLY RAN OVER YOUR CUNT ANAL PEPE - CUNT THE GAY WAITER <[gregZ^]> "ANAL WAITER, PAPE THE GAY CUNT" SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> DEPORTED CUNT - I HOPE YOU GET ANAL [gregZ^] - ANAL MERCURY EASY E GOT AIDS FROM FREDDY CUNTRY [gregZ^] - ANAL VAMPIRES, SMELL YOUR BLAST Spikeh - <@SEPTiMUS> ozy, your art teacher was a giant cock, with arms my prick is an art teacher Revvy - [15:09] "Don't stop cunting, mother-fucking niggas, Niggas got if fucking some sluts" hippo1 - [17:32] I was wanking earlier on... put the towel I wiped it on in the washing.. dad just picked it up and he's using it to "mop up some water" in the bathroom :/ [gregZ^] - as if "buffy the vampire slayer" dressed as a cheerleader isn't enough to get semen from a stone ;\ Midgard-Away - [19:44:46] *** You were killed by CServe.quakenet.org (hub.uk.quakenet.org!CServe.quakenet.org!stop that) [gregZ^] - i've got a ingrowing penis, i mistake it for a cunt ;\ SEPTiMUS - NOO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THEY ARE DOG APES turkish - aharrahha yar liller fucka ozy - * SEPTiMUS slaps SEPTiMUS so hard her face cracks SEPT^ZzzZzzZ - (12:32.46) -O- (Broadcast) I like fish. SEPTiMUS - you look like a analbeard [gregZ^] - "Right before I post the placings for the league, I want you all to know that the decisions of the admins was based on a number of things.... such as teamwork, players ability, tactics, turret work, defense, attack etc.... " Midgard - < @Spikeh> shitithistits SEPTiMUS - I used to read 'muscle' as 'musical' so I found anatomy books well fucking confusing lew, you're a bit of an idiot aren't you. SEPTiMUS - Do you dance ste? you should see me..... i look like i'm getting cunted by bees Revvy - [03:02] *** darkie`ZzZzZz changes topic to 'Welcome to the AFC Clan || LetaliZ sux jew cocks. While he is getting ass fucked by Che and Butch. Then they all do facial cumshots on him, and he licks it up with joy! Then he gets skullfucked by a midget' << who the FUCK has been spreading the SQS disease??!?!?!??! SEPTiMUS - greg either this HD is fucked or something else <[gregZ^]> why whats it doing? throwing clits at you? Spikeh - <@XeRo^> ar realy laik ur mam i fell laik i wanna shag eh SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> ROFL ste has hands like magnets, he just sits there grinning in his geordie way, and hdd's digicam disks just stick to his hands and dissassemble on the spot ROLF [gregZ^] - he turns digicam disks into chinease restarants ;\ gee` - <05XeRo^> ]KRF<>>! gee` - <05SEPTiMUS> the totem pole of #sqs ;\:|;\/;\d::Dd;:|?\;.D SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> lew, theres these ones at college inside these 286's they clip into the notches of the front panel fan holder, ffs im suprised they don't use them for digging lakes with [gregZ^] - the russians plugging their creative CD-ROMs into the side of the space station and playing Elvis tunes backwards at the wrong speed SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> SB 16 HI-FI SYSTEM, NOW FITS CONVENEINTLY INTO YOUR LOCAL SPORTS HALL! ozy - http://www.planetdiablo.com/features/minstrel/images/pika.swf Midgard - < @Spikeh> Sophy, can you crush beer cans with your tits? Midgard - http://64.62.57.77/adult_cdn/0000001305f25f20834401b0d58635e278f0789c26ec65094d5621aa56c9/multimedia/cj_4689.gif gee` - the only one i didn t understand is the one with the gay voice gee` - could i get some more of snatch off j00? gee` - http://www.oth.barrysworld.net/ <-- go here and turn the music on many times... ROFLRFOL [gregZ^] - SQS were excellent and drew (almost won) against the admins. <-- from gameplay WP T2 league :D:d: SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> great big lever on about 10 massive sparking terminals, he pulls the lever, the national grids's cunt falls off Biggz - http://www.shacknews.com/screens.x/iotd//4/thumbs/beaver2.jpg gee` - ROFLLRF WICKER BASKET PR0N SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> SHE WORKS MS, IN THE "CRASH TEST" DEPARTMENT, WHERE THEY DRIVE BUSES INTO PC'S AT HIGH SPEED, AND PUT DOGS INSIDE THEM AND FLY THEM ROUND THE MOON gee` - * [gregZ^] is listening to SNATCH.avi :: Winamp `8[ - < @[gregZ^]> ffs, and i just trapped my nipple in my floppy disk box ;\ gee` - * Spikeh makes a pancake, that promptly puts on a lycra suit and begins to start it's circuit training gee` - i hang out with a bunch of FUCKING RETARDS ;/ <[gregZ^]> really gee? gee drives the VAN FULL OIF RETARDS WHHYAAHAHHAHAAHA.. `8[ - < @gee`> same thing to me nowadays, i spit so much it's as tho i was cumming ;\ gee` - <05XeRo^> !fpt gee` - <05SEPTiMUS> do u cum out of your mouth? << no it's just you gee` - <05SEPTiMUS> Search complete, found ';/' 16665 time(s). gwn - LAST PERSON TO RUN DOWN THEIR STREET NAKED AND BUY A PACKET OF JELLY BABIES (FROM THE OLD LADIE THAT SO OBVIOUSLY HAD A KITCHEN FULL OF THEM FOR ALL THE CHILDREN SHE KNOWS AND LOVES DEARLY) GETS A BIG SLOPPY KISS FROM ME NEXT TIME I SEE THEM Syba - GAMES DOMAIN CASTLE OWEN S SSYOU `8[ - < @[gregZ^]> "hi, i just came into ask, whats ram?" "err. hang on sir, i'll look in the PCworld book of abbreviations,, ahh here it is, RAM = ridiculas anal mercy" [gregZ^] - SNOW you're the expert on gay conns [gregZ^] - SEPTiMUS bleaks SEPTiMUS - why does semen smell so strange? `8[ - < @Spikeh> I rekon Moses was a pr0n director.... < @Spikeh> Animal pron and shit Nikon - [23:17] rofl greg Midgard - The only good thing about having a cold, is you can have tissues lying around your room and nobody will be the least bit suspicous :)) Spikeh - <+Midgard> type this ;;;; //raw $left(QUIET,3) $+ $left(Turd,1) $left(:ignoramus,2) $left(warts,2) $+ $right(pink,2) $left(mekons,1) $+ $right(chicken,2) ---- V Funny mIRC easter egg (a little IRC game) *** Quits: ozy (ozy@host213-122-181-145.btinternet.com) (i wank men) *** Quits: [gregZ^] (dfgg@pc1-linc2-0-cust194.not.cable.ntl.com) (i wank men) SEPTiMUS - Super Chinese World SEPTiMUS - Kyoraku Sanyo Toyomaru Okumura Daiichi Maruhon Parlor Parlor! 4 CR (J) Mini 4ku Shining Scopion Let's & Go! (J) gee` - I sorta woke up at 7 then fell back to sleep and dreamed I found a secret in EQ that let me play as a really powerful Orc, and I walked around EC cunting people with a wep that had a delay of about 2 << he needs help ;\ Midgard - [part] : Athena : #barrysworld ~kerry@ginger.pubes.and.torturedsouls.com Spikeh - <@gee`> damnit, i'm sucking a wank rag SEPT^Away - *** Snowman was kicked by gee` (FUCUKGNIO FFUYCKK OFF!) Snowman - 9>4:]6+2< gee` - <[gregZ^]> i couldn't hack a fence with a saw m8 Revvy - BIGGEST BADDEST MUTHA ozy - ISRAEL SEPTiMUS - LOL THE ONLY REASON WHY THEY ARE SO POPULAR IS BECAUSE ALL OTHER ISRAELY MUSIC IS PLAYED ON ANAL WINDCHIMES WITH SPATULAS SEPT^ZZZZzzzz - NBONG CUNT FART BOING YAYAYAATATYAY AAAA ORORIAIA!!! fluid - he got me in the largest possible dose [gregZ^] - ;/\/\Macron MPT-301 300W ATX Power Supply - AMD Approved/Pentium IV Compatible Midgard - this new site is the Kelly Brook of websites atm brb gotta touch it up Midgard - <[gregZ^]> kelly the rancid clitoris gee` - WILL YOU LOT STOP BEING SO DAMN FUNNY AND STUFF COS I WEANT TO LEAVE IRC AND DO SOME CODE NOW ALL OF YOU CUNT OFF, SHUT UP, AND DUE NinjaLuke - http://www.guydowman.com/Images/a-team.shtml gee` - MICHAEL "FACE" PORTILLO gee` - HANNIBAL HAGUE gee` - http://www.tribesplayers.co.uk/gallery/view.php?id=270 gee` - http://www.tribesplayers.co.uk/gallery/pics/bigmac.jpg << PUT HIS PICTURE ON WWW.MINGERS.COM!! `8[ - < @Spikeh> Has anyone ever thought of the poor smileys feelings? We've morphed them and twisted them so fucking much that they are nothing but a random exclaimation of letters strewn together by random ASCII characters.... ":DDDASFF!!!!" ";\;/;\;//;\/;\;/;/;;////" "{:@))))" [gregZ^] - ARGH RANDOM EXPLORER CRASH BRB Spikeh - [10:23:31] spikeh what does ;/\;/\;/\;\ mean? gee` - <[gregZ^]> right... fuckit... been waiting all day 3*** [gregZ^] is now known as [gregZ^pron] Angelic - [18:08] *** [gregZ^pron] is now known as [gregZ^] [18:08] relieved yourself now have we greg? :] [18:09] <[gregZ^]> thats better hippo1 - [18:14] <[gregZ^]> i fucking MING, i went to work on my bike this morning, came back, FFS..... i utterly ming, im just like a sweaty toss-pot sat here ;\ [gregZ^] - slithering fannys leaving glistening trails of cunt silk on the tarmac ;\ `8[ - < +ozy> 8(- 8o- they dial up to some £40 a minute number and link you to www.bizzarecuntings.com Blue-Screened - < @[gregZ^]> "MIDGET-DIALER.EXE ONLY $498 A MIN, CONNECT NOW TO SEE TONS OF MIDGETS SKULLCUNTING EACH OTHER WITH BARGE POLES <-- CLICK NOW :-)" gee` - <[gregZ^]> rofl a college computer i formatted last week had about 6 porn dialers on the desktop, and next to me these rough birds were cackling and laughing at these bufalows having sex.. i thought.. "im definatly in lincolnshire" Blue-Screened - if shes old enough to bleed she old enough to breed Syba - [19:34] <[gregZ^]> electronic parallel dildo fish <-- wtf Blue-Screened-A - i got called a wall hacker !!! Snoweh - if gay things start happening it's me fiddling with septibot gee` - * Spikeh sits on gee`'s lap and pulls gee`'s beard Biggz - http://douglas.min.net/~drw/mirrors/altern.org/bo2kfun/old/best.html Spikeh - cunt [AA]pag - im going to south africa Spikeh - MELT INTO BIG CHUNKS OF SPINNING CHUNKS gee` - [5:59:32] Snow sucks, I give him 4 mins to enter this room from right now [6:03:02] *** Joins: Snow^Zzzz (NTLsux@62.252.196.24) Angelic - [18:00] u chegwin nob sucker snowie [18:00] ;/\;/ Midgard - Angelic is fu@modem-39.red-naped-sapsucker.dialup.pol.co.uk SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> he just appeared in my dismal window of hacking bleakness, sat there shaking under my control }:) [gregZ^] - the old SQS site looks fucking bleak UTTER fucking bleak this new one is gonna dogfart all over it Midgard - "CLICK HERE FOR CUM DRIBBLING FIG TREES" SEPTiMUS - "CLICK HERE FOR BIZZARE TWISTED GIBBON FISTING PARTIES" [gregZ^] - Game in session:3 Monkeys vs SQS! Server IP/PW4 344.255.2355.235:2355 / Cuntfungus Voicecomms IP/PW4 453.435.63634.36:asdad / RAHFUCKSEEIK Snowman` - ::Windows 2000 Professional, Service Pack 2 (5.0 - 2195) uptime - 4d 12h 58m 22s fuseY^ - [ os(win2000) ] [ uptime(6h 39m 30s) ] [ record(6d 1h 25m 21s) ] fuseY^ - (fuseY^) [ os(win2000) ] [ uptime(6h 39m 30s) ] [ record(6d 1h 25m 21s) ] gee` - "This demonic plague has reached the end of it's 30 day trial, please enter your customer serial number now or cancel the spell" Spikeh - "WWW.SCATSEX.COM - SEE BRITNEY SPEARS CAKED UP TO THE TITS IN FEACES YES ISRAEL" SEPTiMUS - anal curry Migard - [12:11] whats an lpb :( : [12:12] <[BS]Jez^> someone with a large pulsating buttock gee` - <[O]Liquid> tja vill nuis spela klanmatcch? Want to suck my nob? *** [O]Liquid has left #sqs SEPTiMUS - Bgz^Gardening <---- The New Charlie off ground force ;P SEPTiMUS - blood and shit is vomiting out of my ears gwn - it's the special H# key that can only be achieved by trying to play music after having your head beaten by a bag of chisels and hammers gwn - DJ Comatose bloke layed in bed playing music with his heart monitor Spikeh - [18:06:18] * Spikeh cunts gee`food with a monkey! [18:06:39] *** Quits: gee`food (pissorf@modem-406.crow.dialup.pol.co.uk) (Broken pipe) Spikeh - ;\/;\/\;/\;\/;\/;\/\;\/;\\/;\/\;/\;\;/;/ Snowman - I KISS FOOTBALL! Revvy - the quad is round `` - < @Spikeh^Away> omfg jus opened the SQS site, and came in my pants :/ gee` - <05Spikeh> "CLICK HERE FOR - R A N D O M - FARMYARD ARABIAN MIDGIT FISTING ISRAEL UPLOAD YES" gee` - [System Information] OS (Windows 2000 Professional (5.1 - 2462)) cpu (1-AMD Athlon K7, 749MHz) mem (Usage: 143/384MB (37.24%) [||||||||||]) ScreenRes (1280x1024) Uptime (26m48s) Video Card (Standard PCI Graphics Adapter (VGA)) << !?!?!?!?!?!?!? gee` - I went into the cubical, started getting changed, then my arse started errupting... farting like a cunt... then I went in the toilet, and I couldnt close the door, do I had to dislodge the whole fucking cubical to sclose it for some reason.. sat down, arse caved in... shit everwhere... then the bog wouldn't flush \;\;\/;\/;/;\ Braveheart - i am a twat SEPTiMUS - ROFL" I feel nasty, ram me with your cock, ram me with it... STAB ME WITH IT" SEPTiMUS - Middy Nickname is already in use. <--------- FFFS FFFFFSSSSSSSSSS !! Mr-SITONMYCOCKB - < @SEPTiMUS> ffs I';ve just accidentally authorised someone saying 'Hi I have similar sexual fantasies' in reference to the dolphin shagging stuff in my profile Midgard - is it the fashion in boro to wear shorts that show one testicle. some kind of mating ritual? SEPTiMUS - wtf kind of insult is that... "ozy the cunt... he eats trees" Midgard - -:o ozy - \\/\;/\;/\ ozy - \\/\;/\;/\;\;\ gee` - STOP RAPING THE NOTES FFS gee` - gabber is like ransumassta kajaahta Biggz] - -03:05:27- *** dR-fAnDaNgO was kicked by Biggz] (TIME OUT FOOL!) -03:05:28- *** Quits: dR-fAnDaNgO (doc@host62-7-12-97.btinternet.com) (Ping timeout for dR-fAnDaNgO[host62-7-12-97.btinternet.com]) crashcentral - <[gregZ^]> you have to restart from "elietlinuxbootdiskreschanger.exe" in the floppy drive,. and type "if+_*&*)res = 800x600 chnag^^ ws0-345d 1024x768" SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> ROLF @ ICI and its bleak chimney cunting purple haxorness into boro SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> when im driving down there,,, i can hear horses giving birth to microwaves at ici ;\ nidge - ROFL! nidge is listening to Dido - Here With Me <-- i thought that said Dildo - Here In Me Midgard - [gregZ^] do u know your windows key off by heart now ? < @[gregZ^]> no middy, i ripped them out with pliers Midgard - < @XeRo^> theers a wart thing growning on my 'G' key lol ozy - <[gregZ^]> don't use IE6 <[gregZ^]> its a hax <[gregZ^]> it dribbles noddy juice [gregZ^] - my rectum just prolapsed over india [gregZ^] - 3bm5info[System: 255°C, CPU: 255°C, Fan: 5113RPM, Fan: 3479RPM] gee` - <[gregZ^]> mbm5info[System: 30°C, CPU: -12°C, Fan: 5037RPM, Fan: 3552RPM] hippo1 - [20:13] * Spikeh^Away rotates, bends, twists, flails and randomly ejaculates [gregZ^] - GIRLS HEADS AND TEETH AND FINGERS STUCK TO THE FRONT OF THE VAN, AS IT CONTINUES TO CUNT TOWARDS ICI TO GET MORE DELIVERIES.. THE DRIVER SAT IN THE FRONT IN A TRANCE... MESMORISED BY HIS EVIL CUNTING HORDE OF CHAOS [gregZ^] - <[IC]Kahn> I'm not gay, I just fuck men for fun :D Spikeh - Best thing after a night out if you don't pull.... porn :D Good old reliable porn.. at least you dont have to wake up to it in the morning :) SEPTiMUS - i'm spouting utter carp today utter cod crap even utter salmon RFOL [gregZ^] - *** Snoweh was kicked by Spikeh^Code (You do anything but intervien conversations when you shouldn't, spam irrelivant crap and talk shit?) Spikeh - http://massivemullet.8m.com/mma.jpg Spikeh - -^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- RAH is the 3600th m0ngl0rd to be kicked since 19th July 2000 <-- Snoweh :D hippo1 - [18:18] * Biggz vigourously cums over wah SEPTiMUS - american is full of twats [gregZ^] - -Braveheart- 5You just got anal cunt - i got an office job for the sole purpose of sexually harassing women.mp3 (Size:900412 bytes) at :am. 12Your Welcome. Spikeh - *** Quits: Syba (fckedabout@m57-mp1-cvx1b.man.ntl.com) (A girl is no substitute for a Playstation.) <--- I thik Syba's been seeing the wrong type of women... Midgard - -:ol< - (Sabre In) -:ol< - (Sabre Out) [gregZ^] - I bet he has a keyboard with rotating keys because he's so gay [gregZ^] - * ozy rotates Spikeh - VOTE FOR SPIKEH IN YOUR LOCAL CONSTITUANCE: DEATH TO MARCO Midgard - [23:01:19] * [gregZ^] jumps into a icecream van, and thrashs it around with the sirens blaring "I SOLD MARCO TO A CHINEASE RESTAURANT CAUSE HE ROTATES" SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> Screaming mortals fly hither and thither gut wrenching skin hacking rotating whirlwind of manic flaps SEPTiMUS - * craig_david rotates ET - * Connie 's forehead does backflips [AoD]StaR - ROFL NITRO FUELLED TURBO MULLET ROTATION [AoD]StaR - * Hitler` 's rotating testicle of doom twists Midgard - [23:31:13] * Hitler` 's rotating testicle of doom twists Revvy - [00:08] *** Q sets mode: +b *!*@*modem* || [00:08] *** fuseY was kicked by Q (You are BANNED from this channel.) PaulG - <[gregZ^awahor]> go work for NTL, they need more ppl in orange jackets to press the button on the "router thrown down the stairs" test at linx Mid - < @gee`> acidic spunk man ;\ < @hippo1> what i was thinking :) gee` - <[gregZ^]> my keyboar shelf =has just fallen off [gregZ^] - i bet he put the chip in the wrong way round, or plugged his SCSI anal beads into his AGP slot rOFL Midgard - @#dildoinsertion ??? <-- ang gets excited about the mention of a didlo nidge - "my granddad was lesbian so that makes me 1/4 lesbian" Spikeh - <[gregZ^]> its impossible to be organised when everyone is bluescreening/rotating/melting Braveheart - http://www.freakdaddys.com/wildshit/rhino.jpg nidge - Apparantly.... in Formula One. The new software controled Traction Control systems on the cars have been failing because Bill Gates was at Monaco and discovered everybody using illegal copies of Windows XP, and forced them all to revert to windows 3.1 so Micheal Schumacher could win Braveheart - mongoalian goat fucker :/ [gregZ^] - digitised human flesh bending and rotating and screaming inside a mobile phone [gregZ^] - *** Snowman has quit IRC (G-lined) Snowman - Quite enough don't you think?. Closing Link: Snowman by gameplay.uk.quakenet.org (G-lined) [20:49:17] *** Disconnected Midgard - Feds, are you an actually person, or are you a small dalek robot with pierced nipple bolts and a gay little red light on top goin 'beep' bleeo' 'MUST KICK PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE A LIFE' nidge - his answer to how many ppl he has slept with he said "A lot" <-- i don't fink they ment masturbation as well nidge - i heard about a man who used a cattle prod to catch fis h but he kept it on when he walked in to the water a electrcuted himself Nikon - ¢ Nikon is back -[ sleeeeeep!!! ]- gone 22 hr 22 min 31 s hippo1 - [13:06] look out for the striker with 5 foreskins pag |: [gregZ^] - chris, you broken condom despenser SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> ste was rampaging around the place like a cunt in a china shop Angelic - I'm getting a keg tonight! if you do I'm gonna sodomise you double ended ? Angelic - You don;t KNOW hairy till you've seen my arse :D [gregZ^] - My shit has to grapple to get out fs.... Spikeh - *** SEPTiMUS sets mode: +b marco!*marco@marco.marco Spikeh - ;;\;:?|:D/d/;|D?:|\;/\d/;\D/\d/;\;/d|?:\d;d\\;d/|D:D:/;\d|D;:|d?:\d/:d| <----- NEW SMILEY Nikon - » bleak noting yourself [gregZ^] - SEPTiMUS> shit can't believe I lost marco he prolly melted a hole through the bottom of the HDD and escaped Marco - I am a nobber [gregZ^] - -Braveheart- Please do not repeat yourself in #clan_ai. 13,2¨¨°ºo=-> 11PP8G0.2K 11v3.013 <-=oº°¨¨ Spikeh - i think i've pissed myself Spikeh - DUM DUM DE DE DA DE DADDY MY NAME ET gee` - <[gregZ^movie]> rofl @ its vain attempt to haxor me [gregZ^] - i went on the shave one, and just picked the razor up and randomly thrashed her cunt with it gee` - I'm a super cyber stud FistMaster - rotating dildos of cuntage Marco - jimmypc@t3-router34.italkshit.net Spikeh - 0,4<<<<<< SPELLING ERROR ALERT - OFFENDER: gee` >>>>>>> Braveheart - I JUST WENT ARSE OVER TIT ON MY SLIPPERS AND NEARLY FELL THROUGH THE FLLOOR FFS Braveheart - *** gee` was kicked by Spikeh (get back opped so I can find you better when I want to kick you, you cunt) *** gee` was kicked by Spikeh (thx) Braveheart - brave is spike real mad then? Nikon - «01+Braveheart» burger nips ;/ Midgard - http://www.geocities.com/asianprince213/index.html <-- OMG WHAT A LAME ASS!!! Spike^Rotation - sw33t l0v3 Syba-Hwk - [17:38] when middy dies, syna is gonna shove his cock up his ass ;\ Syba-Hwk - [18:04] slavadownmahdickyoubitch Snowman - DJ Tiesto 0wnz j00!!!!!!!!! Midgard - DJ Snowman sucks gee` - watch her be a midget with a 13cm arsehole gee` - Spike, I'd go out and buy myself an original mini-sized supercakeholedoll with variable diameter anus SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> all this "variable" sized cunt/anus/nipple is hacking my 1232 port ;\ Spikeh - [21:32:41] -XeRo^- HARRIS :P gee` - rofl u know ur a nerd, when u dont think of moving accross the country as a complete change of life, but as cancelling NTL and thinking of gettin a new hostmask Midgard - < @gwn> I BLACK MAGIC DARE YOU TO PUT ON YOUR CV "MY FAVOURITE SPORT IS GIRAFFE MASTURBATION" Spike^Away - }:-)---|---|------|-----< SEPTiMUS - give goro an extra leg and he could be scott brown the three legged hobbling baker Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> you're likely to end up shagging some woman with razorblades in her muff SEPTiMUS - i bend and squeal when i dance gwn - <[IC]Sats> did you skewer her with your 2 foot monster gwn - <[gregZ^chillin]> i really aint got a clue wtf u ppl are on about.. Midgard - < @[gregZ^chillin]> WTF IS A DOODLE? < @gwn> MAKES ME CUM INSTANTLY gwn - at least thats not as bad a fetish as wanting to bum tiger woods ozy - for 30 days and 30 nights, the sun shall be blocked out and plagues of anal rending shalt forthcome across the land gee` - GEE YOU PLANK [gregZ^chillin] - thrashing like a cunt out of water :/ SEPTiMUS - she bends over and u can see her tits from the back ;D Bgz^Away - NTL needs to get beasted by a mutant dick - -00:05:28- *** Disconnected -00:10:08- *** Disconnected St3^ - **** Challenging SeXYvaleRie to play Pool **** **** SeXYvaleRie refused the challenge **** ;/ gee` - something has crawled up my ass and died gee` - YOU'VE COMPENSATED FOR THE 46 BODY TAGS IN THAT SQS SITE BY NOT HAVING ANY IN THAT SUPERIP ONE :D gee` -
StaRLoRD - http://www.mtv.co.uk/content/fun/games/stereo_mps/index.html <--------- FROOOOLFROLFOLROLFOLOLROLFOLROLOFLOLROLROLOLOLFOLOLROLFOLOLROLFOLORLOLFR;/:?:?|;/;/\;/\;/;/;/\;/\;/\;/\;/ StaRLoRD - "IS IT IS IT WICKED" <-- it's about as wicked as cutting my bollocks off and playing golf with them Midgard - < +Braveheart> *** Quits: Marco (PPG.2Kv3@pc1-hatf2-0-cust134.lut.cable.ntl.com) (Ping timeout for Marco[pc1-hatf2-0-cust134.lut.cable.ntl.com]) <<<---- and thus there was much celebration gee` - :)-|:.-< <---- look ! 3 nipples!!!!! its the Xero Smiley !!!!! Spike^Away - LezBub, do I know you? You jos? I am everything you regret Jos then Snowman - [18:32:42] cunt [18:32:43] yeah? Spike^Away - MSROEFLFORLOLEFLOELFEROFL32.DLL Braveheart - u slapper ozy Angelic - u noter Braveheart hippo1 - [21:22] *** nidge has joined #sqs [21:22] just made my pubes stand on end SEPTiMUS - EVERYTHINGS CRASHED AND CURNT Spikeh - ROFL Glen (The Bloke) <-------------- gee` - omfg mockler DJs too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gee` - I TOLD MY MATES ABOUT HIM... AND AS I WALKED OUT (AND STOLE THE SIGN) AND WENT UP TO HIM AND TAPPED ON HIS SHOULDER.... AS HE TURNED ROUND , ABOUT TO SAY "OH HI SPIKE" I SAID "FUCK SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIKKKK" AND WALKED OUT D:D:D:D:D fuseY^ - (+Braveheart) i like buck rogers spike ;/ SEPT^ZZZZZZ - HAIRY AXE WOUND HAIRY AXE WOUND HAIRY AXE WOUND HAIRY AXE WOUND HAIRY AXE WOUND HAIRY AXE WOUND HAIRY AXE WOUND HAIRY AXE WOUND HAIRY AXE WOUND starlord - alll you can do jos? starlord dont mess with a hacker <--- rofl StaRLoRD - Star, you own me ;\\;\;/;/\\/ gee` - CHRIS!!!!!, guess what i'm going to get ina few hours!!!?!?! a frontal lobotomy i wish ;/ SEPTiMUS - * Spike^Away is away. -[ Reason : Eating children ]-[ Time : 14:31:33 ]-[ FTP : Closed ]-[ !ftp for more ]- Braveheart - !quote Braveheart - http://www15.brinkster.com/rshove/shove.jpg Midgard - * nb dances < @nb> -:ok < @nb> -:oX < @nb> -:o k< @nb> -:oX < @nb> -:oH < @nb> -:oW< < @nb> -:oM< < @nb> -:o/< < @nb> -:o\< < @nb> -:o|< < @nb> -:ol< < 4@14nb> -:ol< < 4@14nb>      -:ol< Midgard - <_triv_> wanna show you summfing <_triv_> my bro its not a monkey is it ? < @Spikeh> ROFL < @Spikeh> IT IS TOO Dexyrunner - ;\/;\/\/// <--- wtf is that for smily ? | that's an #sqs smily ;\ | <[IC]Kahn> it's an NTL bleakness smily | genetically manipulated by the Casualty Man™ :)) spa^rky - this is a note. Spikeh - This is another note [Snowman] - ;/\\\/ Mid-Away - i have played rugby in 3 foot of snow before, just wearing shorts and T-shirt 3 foot - wasnt; it a bit fucking hard to run!! yeah i was hard Midgard-Away - < +Braveheart> i need to go get my kn0bzl0r down some birds prawn trench ;/ Braveheart - ffs my khakis are uncomfortable tonite :|Z/\/ nidge - Midgard - he gets his man every time ;\ gee` - Dexy, you have a VERY sexy voice.... Can I fuck you? gee` - No gee, I walk into a bar and stand there, legs spread in John Wayne stylee shiuting "WHO WANTS SOME? COME ON, FIRST ONE HERE CAN SUCK ME OFF!" gee` - http://www.insanepictures.com/pic.shtml?0425.jpg [Snowman] - http://hacked.2y.net/fun/flash/fight.swf gee` - THERE'S A WITCH STANDING OVER THIS WOMAN WITH HER CUNT GAPING OPEN, AND SHE'S STIRRING AND CACKLING WITH A HUGE WOODEN SPOON [gregZ^] - none of this bouncy beat shit, this just goes straight forward and cunts through walls gee` - SHE SITS DOWN AND FARTS, AND SHE FLOATS LIKE A HOVERCRAFT gee` - <[gregZ^]> "ahh.. ohh.. ahh.. ohh...ahh.. ohh.. ahh.. ohh...ahh.. ohh.. ahh.. ohh...ahh.. ohh.. ahh.. ohh...ahh.. ohh.. ahh.. ohh...ahh.. ohh.. ahh.. ohh...ahh.. ohh.. ahh.. ohh...ahh.. ohh.. ahh.. ohh...ahh.. ohh.. ahh.. ohh..." gee` - IN A MENTAL INSTITUTE, WEARING A STRAIGHTJACKET BOUNCING OFF PADDED WALLS SCREAMING "DON'T LET THE FLAPS GET ME" gee` - <[gregZ^]> flaps slithering around, leaving glistening snail trails, slobbering around, randomly gobbling up ppl and rotating randomly SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^chillin]> thing is, if you look on pron sites and stuff, there pussys are usually minging as fuck, like they've been shaved with a roadside trimmer, and shagged with hammers,, there bruised to fuck... real life pussys are usually lovely and clean [gregZ^chillin] - there pussys are fucking shaped on anvils, there fucked, in real life the pussy is always lovely neat. the skin is nice and soft and "clean" non of this fucking bright red ripped flaps hanging off [gregZ^chillin] - JUST FELL OFF MY CHAIR AND HIT MY HEAD ON THE TV [gregZ^chillin] - 8,110000000?????8,11BLIND J00?????? BLIND J00000000?????8,11BLIND J00?????? BLIND J00000000?????8,11BLIND J00?????? BLIND J00000000?????8,11BLIND J00?????? BLIND J00000000?????8,11BLIND J00?????? BLIND J00000000?????8,11BLIND J00????? [gregZ^chillin] - night night sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite, if they do, do a poo, put it in the cornish stew :| Midgard - < @Spike^Away> TURB MULLET NEKKIDNESS! gee` - * Midgard : is already naked and is wondering why ppl aren't already in the buff Biggz - http://edz.digwar.com/biggz2.jpg gee` - This cup of tea is elite Angelic - i want sex with a rubber chicken. now. Midgard - < @gwn> i'm a nutmolestor Angelic - IM GONNA SHOW YOU HOW THAT IT IS TO BE A CLOWN Syba-Cswk - [15:31] <[Snowman]> who nidge? hes gay, i hate him, he walks about on his hands hes that bent ;/ Syba-Cswk - [15:39] Fucking funny as , he didn't know what rotated at him Syba-Cswk - [15:51] * Midgard : rails Manchester Syba-Cswk - [16:03] keith chegwin? SEPTiMUS - modem-267.midgetfister.dialup.pol.co.uk Syba-Cswk - [16:25] the girl i fancy is going out with one of my best m8s ;/;/;/ [16:25] Snipe him.... Midgard - < @Syba-Cswk> ROPDFL¬¬¬U Midgard - < @St3^Tribes> Oh no, look!... Its jeffery the psychopathic penis remover!!! Syba-Cswk - [17:20] Nirvana - Smells like teen Cunt Midgard - < @Dexyrunner> Biggz0r, Dex0r, gee (he sucks ;-), Revveh, r0bl0r, Lewimus, Spikeh, St30r :D, Tayl0r0r0r0r0r0r, Xe0r0r0r0r0r0rr0r0r, Gregz0r, Braveheart0r, Midgård (pronounce like : Midg0rd), Nikon0r, Angelic0r, ozy0r, triviål0r SEPTiMUS - i wanna send u an mp3 that you will either like OR HATE AND MURDER ME FOR SENDING YOU Spikeh^Code - got a log? :) Midgard - < @Dex0r> damn it would suck if a male dolphin would cum prematurely < @Dex0r> then you'd have no neck left :) Midgard - < @[gregZ^]> "gee web designes, dog-fart hosting, & eliet hammer sex" [gregZ^] - "ELIET MIDGET CRUSHING & DOG-VOMIT PICS" [gregZ^] - "HACKING BROKEN MIDGETS & CAMEL SWEATING VIDS, ALSO UPLOAD ELEPHANT NOSEBLEED DIVX" SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> "take a hike, haxor face" Snowman` - <[gregZ^]> http://www.nls.at/~seminar/Download/spike500[1].zip that a spike pak? <[gregZ^]> nope <[gregZ^]> its a tea kettle gee` - < @Marco> but i cant find autoinvite >> greg invites marco *** Q sets mode: +b *mar*!*@*.lut.cable.ntl.com gee` - -SEPTiMUS:@#sqs- invite him to chuck norris superkicks Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> if marco ever makes the mistake of entering this chan again, we join #DESTROY_MARCO and operate battle plans from there, k? Midgard - [gregZ^] is listening to anal-cunt i sold marco's cunt to a chinease restaurant [gregZ^] - [13:40] *** Snowman` has quit IRC (G-Lined [Reason: You was warned!]) Midgard - revision is baf Midgard - MIRC OWNS! Midgard - William "Bendomatic" Hague SEPTiMUS - <[AA]pag> hi, im lew, a computer jockey from middlesborough, non-smoker, and im my spare time, i put bin bags on my head Midgard - < @greg> WHY HAS MY FUCKING DEFAULT HOMEPAGE CHANGED TO "WWW.KONGSEARCH.COM ?" greg - its \/\//-\|\||< Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> everyone needs a shit like this Snowman - blue pigs fly out of my bum Dexyrunner - [16:44] <_triv_> Dexyrunner :] you ultimate ghey :D [gregZ^] - ;/ ozy - ;\/ [gregZ^] - ;\ [gregZ^] - [15:50] -^SEPTiBOT^- 1,8/!\ You have already added this note once. [gregZ^] - "hack plz admin! Angelic - [17:03] <_triv_> wtf is a groin? :] Spikeh - S club 0wn :/ [gregZ^piza] - Bouncing about, like a bitch.... flailing arms, rotating on the dancefloor and all sorts Nikon - 1 :-D->-< Nikon - 1 c|0,1:-{|->-< SEPTiMUS - >:¬{o) - U wan shalad? Spikeh - [17:45:28] * Spikeh destroys Angelic with a rub-o-mattic [17:45:57] *** Quits: Angelic (fu@modem-331.seagull.dialup.pol.co.uk) (Ping timeout for Angelic[modem-331.seagull.dialup.pol.co.uk]) [AA]pag - [17:47] urh all the skin on my left are is peeling off ;\ gee` - <[AA]pag> hes got a face like a bag of spanners *** Quits: [Snowman] (Snow@62.252.236.224) (Broken pipe) <- mend it with your gee` - <[AA]pag> hes got a face like a bag of spanners *** Quits: [Snowman] (Snow@62.252.236.224) (Broken pipe) <- mend it with your face snow Spike^Away - Snow, got any pics? ive got a pic of snow I NEVER GOT ONE!!!!! <[AA]pag> im not suprised he snot dishing them out <[AA]pag> hes got a face like a bag of spanners *** Quits: [Snowman] (Snow@62.252.236.224) (Broken pipe) *** Quits: [Snowman] (Snow@62.252.236.224) (Broken pipe) <-------- mend it with your face snow [gregZ^] - OMFG ROFL EVIL CUNT http://www.uglypeople.com/uglymen/html/up-men-00504.htm gee` - http://www.uglypeople.com/uglywomen/html/up-women-00447.htm <[gregZ^]> looks like shes got a nice crotch Midgard - < +ozy> i know if i was to go for a dump the water would go brown but.. rofl [gregZ^] - ReDAxE is A@ACBD8F2E.ipt.aol.com ozy - ;\ gee` - -Q- Welcome to CS clan Fist Fuckers " http://come.to/fistfuckers " | http://kotisivu.raketti.net/ilkkaker/ff/irc/fistfuckers.htm " gee` - <[gregZ^]> my uncles friends son, is in a band called "arse collapse" gee` - <--- gee` - rape ozy - SNOWBLEAK Snowman` - WHAT1#/1/~! ozy - !notes WHAT1#/1/~! Spikeh - !notes !notes WHAT1#/1/~! Spikeh - ^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- Snowman- is the 3900th asshole to be kicked since 19th July 2000 [gregZ^] - this poor kid being force fed bleak sweets while his grandad goes on about how many germans he cunted with a pickaxe during the war gee` - can we do anything else? we can drop musical instruments on his head Snowman - rofl i could close ur chan if i wanted so stopit Angelic - <[gregZ^]> IF THEY FUCKING GLINE ME, IM GONNA GO TO QUAKENET AND DEMOLISH THE BUILDING WITH A CRANE Midgard - syba looks like he has escaped from a mental hospital gregz - downloading now ;/ actually fuck it LOL SEPTiMUS - I CAN BRING CHOPS!!!!!!!!!!!! OH ROFL OZY I POSTED IT THIS MORNING ffs thats going to be here tommorow corrupting all life it comes into contact with it SEPTiMUS - * ozy is now away, reason: shitting * XeRo^Away whipes his lower chin Spikeh - i chew arse ozy - You don't count chickens, you fuck em [gregZ^] - ALL THE CISCO ROUTERS IN THE WORLD JUST ROTATE DISMALY, JAPANESE SCIENTISTS IN WHITE COATS RUNNING AROUND SCREAMING UNKNOWN WORDS, AS THE INTERNET "ROTATES" SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> ROFL... connie would be sat squealing and melting, flailing as her cunt disolved [gregZ^] - ROFL THE SHOCKWAVE FROM THE SIMULTANIOUS "YOU'VE GOT MAIL" MESSAGE COMING FROM 5 BILLION 'MULTIMEDIA SPEAKERS' WOULD DESTROY ALL MAJOR CITIES RotatingOc256 - < @Spike^Away> Query: bending < @Spike^Away> 294 images matching your query were found at ArtToday! [gregZ^] - FOR FUCKS SAKE, WHY IS MY DESKTOP FULL OF WINDOWS WITH ROTATING CLIPART, AND PICS OF BENDING BLUE PPL?!?!?!?!?1 Spikeh - 8,2I am listening to0,2 - 11,2[7:28] Midgard-Away - < @St3^Tele> FLYING KANGAROO RATS!!!!!!!! Midgard-Away - < @Spikeh> We shouldn't be let out into society :P [gregZ^] - ozy's orchestrating a textual attack on his ISP BT bends and twists and ends up cuntside up in china Midgard - http://www.ilovebacon.com/noway/images/060401plaza.jpg gee`revising - -Q- BROADCAST from QuakeNet: You maybe experiencing problems with accessing the Internet within the UK ( That includes our IRC Servers ) due to a problem at the London InterNet eXchange, they are working on the issue but it may take a while :( Midgard - < @[gregZ^]> "due a problem at the london internet exchange, where a group of NTL engineers have been performing tests on routers, by dressing them up in mad japanese dragon costumes, and running them off the top onto the ground below [gregZ^] - 1,8/!\DISMALITY1,8/!\ 1,8/!\DISMALITY1,8/!\ 1,8/!\DISMALITY1,8/!\ 1,8/!\DISMALITY1,8/!\ 1,8/!\DISMALITY1,8/!\ 1,8/!\DISMALITY1,8/!\ 1,8/!\DISMALITY1,8/!\ 1,8/!\DISMALITY1,8/!\ 1,8/!\DISMALITY1,8/!\ 1,8/!\DISMALITY1,8/!\ 1,8/!\DISMALITY1,8/!\ 1,8/!\DISMALITY1,8/!\ 1,8/!\DISMALITY1,8/!\ [gregz^] - *** Q sets mode: +o [gregz^] gee`revising - 1,8/!\DISMALITY1,8/!\ 1,8/!\DISMALITY1,8/!\ 1,8/!\DISMALITY1,8/!\ 1,8/!\DISMALITY1,8/!\ 1,8/!\DISMALITY1,8/!\ 1,8/!\DISMALITY1,8/!\ 1,8/!\DISMALITY1,8/!\ 1,8/!\DISMALITY1,8/!\  *** Feds sets mode: +b *!*dfgg@pc2-linc2-0-cust130.not.cable.ntl.com *** [gregZ^] was kicked by Feds (Rule #6 [Don't use colours] gee`revising - <[EoA^SniPeR]> what is ip for Q!?!?!?!?! [gregz^] - jdslkfjhlkfd# [gregz^] - jdslkfjhlkfd gee`revising - Are feds recruitin? Midgard - < @[gregz^]> *Epideme* try that any more you will be removed from quakenet [gregz^] - ljkdslsdfjlksfd Midgard - f|gone> someone said i could get HOT TEEN PUSSY here!?!?!?! [18:32:51] *** Feds sets mode: +b *!*fuseh@modem-44.devonshire-rex.dialup.pol.co.uk [18:32:54] [kick] : Feds : kicked : f|gone : [reason] Rule #6 [Don't use colours] has been violated Spikeh - *** Quits: Midgard (Midgard@host213-122-18-123.btinternet.com) ((Glined (warez + pr0n are illegal on quakenet))) ozy - /\;/\;\ [gregz^] - * ozy ponders Mom0 Midgard - <[AA]pag> now all i want is a beer and a bit of cunt to eat Midgard - <4@14Eclipse> 15I want a A level in q2 :D [gregZ^] - re re wind, when the crowd say bo rotation [gregZ^] - the big showdown... ET's Glowing Doomstick vs Greg's "Borrowed" Black as Pitch Shaft of Destruction Spikeh - let's bomb ireland :D St3 - *** SEPT^ill has joined #sqs - fuck off NTL - *** SEPT^ill has quit IRC (=SQS=SEPTiMUS should have used a smaller gun.) Midgard - [join] : Reph : #clanrage bleh@modem-114.cuban-hogfish.dialup.pol.co.uk [gregZ^] - < @[gregZ^]> its so good coming in here, after being with fucking nidge all day, then he isn't here.. bit of fucking peace Midgard - [18:17:59] 14[quit]4 : St3^Robotics : quit : irc3.uk.quakenet.org : [reason] lew one word, gofuckyourselfandjumpoffabridgewitharocktiedtoyoureballsackanddrowncunt!!! Midgard - u know ms are really happy with the x-box, and i can't wait till some twat i don't like buys it and turns it on and watches it rotating saying "ERROR: WINDOWS NOT INSTALLED ! PLZ PAY £300 FOR WINDOWS :p" [gregZ^] - ibm has signed a deal with ntl <[gregZ^]> does that mean our cable modems will have massive sliding blue panels, and huge FMV intros? Midgard - Xero some twats trying to hack me of this chat room Midgard - < @Spikeh> YOU MOTHERFUCING NEWBIE BORING CUNT TWAT. GO ROTATE IN YOUR BLOCK OF HELL [gregZ^] - [^SEPTiBOT^ PING reply]: 1min 34sec BTIARESHIT - HaRKeR_2001 is hotstuv2k1@m453-mp1-cvx2c.mid.ntl.com * HaCKeRs dont even try <-- :/\/\/ [gregZ^] - i fucking hacked you with my eliet fucking hacking fucking cuntsaw script IAmAHackerSee - ip + subseven = hacking <--------- OFMGFOMGMOFGMOMOFGMOFMOGMOFGMOMFOGOM ROLFORLF BTIARESHIT - < 4@14IAmAHackerSee> I really do have to admit, he must me one hell of a fucking cum guzzler to say that :/ Spikeh - mind you, in a few years I'll look back at myself and I'll be shit now :/ [gregZ^] - * [gregZ^] squeals dismaly at the thought of nikons empty platters [gregZ^] - -^SEPTiBOT^- Your note has been added. BTIARESHIT - Feds is Midgard@host213-122-177-119.btinternet.com * LAG DEMON Feds on @#feds #sh #mohicans #sqs #clanrage Feds has been idle 4sec, signed on Thu Jun 07 11:10:13Feds End of /WHOIS list. Feds - i have a big problem i have requast Q and now Q is taken over by a other gay Midgard - < @St3^> Voting sux ;/ < @St3^> i vote for my 0wn party 'Natzi Cunt Munchers'.... :) gee` - [17:36:05] * AuntSally pours some cunt from the tap and slides it to Spikeh Midgard - i mess on my bedroom floor gee` - cherie blair looks like skeletor Midgard - < @[gregZ^food]> WHEN DEXY SAID "I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND FOR HIM" I THOUGHT "ROFL, DOES SHE HAVE 5 URETHRAS?" Midgard - bti are a sack of h0m0 cum qu00rs @| Midgard - http://www.innercircle.barrysworld.net/pics/lameness_by_dexy.jpg Midgard - 14[quit]4 : Dexyrunner : quit : irc2.uk.quakenet.org : [reason] I'm ....... ahhhhhhhhhhhh.. CUMMING ............... :D Midgard - http://64.62.62.45/adult_cdn/0000000805cf8435bea77c626fab375336b733030e49049ee4f95015df23/multimedia/cj_4983.gif Midgard - < 4@14Spikeh> I'm REALYL farting like a cunt gee` - bbl 8] *** Angelic has quit IRC (Leaving) don't hurry gwn - LEW IS HERE!! *** SEPTiMUS has left #sqs Spikeh - pc1-stoc2-0-cust196.mid.cable.ntl.com ;/\/;/;\/;/\; Spikeh - ^SEPTiBOT^ sucks dick * ^SEPTiBOT^ does indeed! :) Midgard - "No one has ever died from an overdose of pornography." -J. Money and P. Tucker Midgard - < @Revvy> im getting my cock pierced on saturday :] [gregZ^] - some big black bloke "5 HI.. WILL YOU REMOVE YOUR UNDERWARE PLEASE >:|" [gregZ^] - some fucking old women in a alley with a nitting needle Midgard - < @[gregZ^]> ROLF.. "PIERCINGS `R` US" COME HERE FOR A MONKEY WRENCH THROUGH YOUR LEFT TESTICLE ONLY £9.99 gregZ - imagine walking through a scrapyard with those cranes and electro magnets picking up cars,, rofl your cock would fly across the yard and stick to the crane Braveheart - I am listening to david hasselhoff - night rocker [1:45] Spikeh - NEGNENGNENGNEGNEGNE Spike^Away - 3 gulps and it was gone Snowman - nig nog egg nog give a dog a bone NigNog - old muther hubbard went to the cuntboard to fetch her poor nig nog a bone. when she bent over, up jumped the nogger and gave her a bone of his own ;\ m^ - < @[gregZ^]> old mother cuntard went in the hackboard to get her left flap a bone, when she bent over nignog fell over and ripped her cunt off/...": |\'/\ Snowman - <[AA]Slug> hes come to my house...been rude to me...and upset my mother [AA]pag - [20:04] <[AA]Slug> hes come to my house...been rude to me...and upset my mother [20:04] i didn't know she wanted a LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP gwn - <[gregZ^]> CLOTH gwn - CLOTH!!!! gwn - CLOTH ? Braveheart - * Midgard : males Braveheart fell alright Midgard - [22:12:57] 14[action]4 Spikeh : thinks about dirty things him and a girl could do with a phone :) Midgard - [22:13:27] < 4@14Spikeh> I'm such a sex fiend, and it's all wasted on my damn hand :/ [AA]pag - [22:58] -^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- Snowman is the 4000th l33tist to be kicked since 19th July 2000 Midgard - < @Spikeh> I HAD A WANK FOR THE FIRST TIME IN AGES ON THIS TOWEL IN THE WASHING BASKET............. < @Spikeh> MY DAD.... < @Spikeh> WAS DOING THE BATHROOM, PICKED THE TOWEL UP, AND SAID TO ME "IM JUST UYSING THIS TO WIPE THE WATER ON THE WINDOWS IN THE BATHROOM"" I WAS LIKE ";/" Midgard - < +[AA]pag> i had a wank in the shower this once... and i chucked me load... but i never saw where it went, so i picked up the shower head and sprayed every inch of the room, had these fears of my mum going to get in the batch and slipping over on my spadge Spikeh - SPADGE Midgard - < @Spikeh> like, i didnt wanna know that my dad had alsatian pr0n at one point... my mum told me anwyay Midgard - < +[AA]pag> I REMEMBERED ROFL< +[AA]pag> i was staying the night as his flat (dad) < +[AA]pag> i meet a m8 and his sister < +[AA]pag> cant get a a taxi... < +[AA]pag> so i say, coem back to the flat and call 1 from there< 4+14[AA]pag> we walk in < 4+14[AA]pag> and my dads passed out on the sofa, no shirt of, with his trousers undone and his nob hanging out ROFL Spikeh - This si the last thing I'm typing in IRC on cable, and possibly for a few weeks/months. Later all :/ sqsspike@barrysworld.com gwn - *** Q changes topic to 'This is the last thing I'm typing in IRC on cable, and possibly for a few weeks/months. Later all :/ sqsspike@barrysworld.com' *** Spikeh has quit IRC we can spam marco to fuck now :D [AA]pag - [23:36] -^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- Snowman is the 4007th fuckwit to be kicked since 19th July 2000 [23:36] -^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- Snowman is the 4008th llama to be kicked since 19th July 2000[23:36] -^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- Snowman is the 4010th p00 to be kicked since 19th July 2000[23:36] -^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- Snowman is the 4011th lamer to be kicked since 19th July 2000 Snowman - i suck big time! _triv_ - 5 DCC Get of Apollo440_-_Stop_the_rock.mp3 from _triv_ completed (00:00:47 71187cps) PaulG - there's a knob I wanna fiddle with Midgard - is SQS dead now for t2? < @hippoD\L> not too sure of that my self < @hippoD\L> last i heard is that lew is gonna beincharge cos hippo pasted in the bwt2 clans and SQS was not there :| < @hippoD\L> i know, cos im hippo :) dHO! trivial - (@[gregZ^]) i suck big time! trivial - (+Midgard) I suck big time! [gregZ^] - "hi, each time i try to download hardcore lemonade bottle sodomy, from dogfart.com my cable modem's cunt dissolves, plz help" ROFLRFL [gregZ^] - "due to one of our engineers dressing the CVX rack up in oxfam clothes, it has promptly stopped responding" [gregZ^] - \.\;/ Snowman - I cunt algae IamaCunt - i am a cunt of cuntingham :| Iamacunth8me - http://www.ilovebacon.com/toys/images/060801halflifeoral.jpg <-- dirty game :] Iamacunth8me - http://www.ilovebacon.com/noway/images/060801uselesspart.jpg <--- need ? Iamacunth8me - http://www.ilovebacon.com/noway/images/060801donotmolest.jpg Iamacunth8me - http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_303399.html <-- FUCKING GREAT TOY PaulGray - watching a file pathetically bend it's way down the line, dribbling out the back of someone's desktop PC on-board winmodem is just fucking not on Midgard - :o <-- the ownage smilry Midgard - < @[gregZ^]> hopefully they'll insert a fucking compressed airline up ET's cunt and make him explode [gregZ^] - ;/\->--<| [gregZ^] - PEPE IS GAY....................ROOAOORAAROROAORAORAORAORAORAOARORAORAORO PEPE IS GAY WHAHAAHAHWHHAHAHWHAHWHAHWHAHWHAHHWAHHWHHWH Midgard - [20:10:39] [join] : Pepe : #sqs ~someone@pD952C1D7.dip.t-dialin.net [gregZ^] - oflfl #radox <-- eliet washing machine power channel Midgard - < @[gregZ^]> would it not hack 1400 rob? < 4@14wid> yeah < @wid> just dont like it that high Midgard - < @ro|3> who wants a q3 duel? i'd rather castrate myself with a mcdonalds spoon [gregZ^] - that big bloke with the supercannons gee` - <[gregZ^]> that heatsink, has TOTALLY put me off even looking at fags NeoDaMan - [20:49] (@gee`): i had a couple of puffs [gregZ^] - it minged so much that i prolapsed through my eye socket [gregZ^] - [gregZ^] is fucking gagging GAGGING GAGGING 4GAGGING GAGGING1 for a girlfriend :/ PaulGray - if Rolf Harris jumped over my garden fence and started waving hes digerydoo about id nut him Midgard - < @[gregZ^]> ozy just gets thrown into a tank of cunt in the basement at BT, then he just sleepwalks around the main core in ripped clothing tripping over gig ethernet cabling, and lucent fibre patch panels ROFL [gregZ^] - "60 year old zimmerframe action" gee` - <[gregZ^]> making a cunt is eliet, take 1 thermos flask, lots of chunks of liver, warm with water, and insert onto end doomstick gee` - <[gregZ^]> opens his thermosk flask to find it full of blood and semen gee` - <[gregZ^]> I CAN JUST IMAGINE SOME MAD SWEATY BAKER WITH HIS COCK STUCK IN A LUMP OF DOUGH Midgard - this channel has got weird Midgard - < @[gregZ^]> and i went into the toilet, and this fucking women walked up to the urinal, (causally) flopped her cock out and had a piss, ppl were stood there going "wtf" rofl one bloke banged his head on the wall as he walked out gee` - <[gregZ^]> ME AND MY DAD WERE DRIVING TO ASDAS, AND WE STOPPED AT THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS OUTSIDE LANGLEY ROAD AND THIS OLD WOMEN ABOUT 80 STUMBLING ALONG ON 3 LEGS, SUDDENLY STOPPED ON THE GRASS VERGE, LIFTED HER SKIRT UP, AND DID A TURD INFRONT OF ABOUT 50 CARS, AT DINNERTIME ON SATURDAU [gregZ^] - the fucking demonic horde of langley road would take your soul nik [gregZ^] - i remember goign to a job in shrewsbury, me and a few lads in a car, and the rest in the tranny infront, i remember looking through the windscreen, to see the back door of the van open a creek, this nob come poking out, and someone pissing all over the road, whilst goign round a roundabout in the town centre Midgard - < +Nikon^T2> lol i got an official police warnin for pissin in a bush Midgard - < +pag> and this fit bird was getting off her motorbike, so mal jumoped out the van, ran up to the bike, got his nob out, and wiped it all over the seat Midgard - < +pag> on a school roof... he walks to the edge of the scaffold, pulls his nob out, takes a piss off the edge, the winds blowing towards him though, and all his piss drops down a bit, and splashes against the window of this classroom where all these kids are having a lesson rofl pag - all the belts that have fallen in battle to the mighty belly of slug gregz^ - *** Spikeh^Work has joined #sqs *** Spikeh^Work has quit IRC (G-lined) hippo1 - my cunt hurts Midgard - < +PaulGray> I killed a fucking fly earlier on, and now its come back to life and is torturing my life, flying round the monitor and keybaord Midgard - < @hippo1> getting males from a couple fo queens :/ Midgard-Away - just opened the room, boss stood behind me, wants to know what ure doing... explain [gregZ^] - anne robinsons acidic aluminium corroding flaps hippo1 - <[gregZ^]> anne robinsons acidic aluminium corroding flaps gee` - <[IC]Sats> i love to taste her warm man fluid as ity gushes into my stomach [gregZ^] - momowlems cunt randomly throwing out more toxic fumes than someone burning fridges, Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> how do you do a ";/" down the phone? ozy - *** Quits: Angelic (Read error to Angelic[modem-149.scissor-tailed-flycatcher.dialup.pol.co.uk]: Connection reset by peer) Midgard-Away - http://homepage.ntlworld.com/leekid/cookie.htm Biggz - rofl what a fucking utter bowl of utter bleaking dismal crocks of cunting rotating bending piss, blood and shit Spikeh^Work - <@gee`> urh... so it's black? *** [gregZ^] (dfgg@pc1-linc2-0-cust181.not.cable.ntl.com) has joined #sqs [gregZ^] - i want the Q3 sticker on the front, just so i can melt it ;/\/\/;\;/\;//\/\/;\/;\/;\;\/;\/;;/;/\;\/;\/;\/\/;\/;;;';czx,;cz-=LCZ=czx-=CZX=- gee` - <[gregZ^]> "did you hear about the abandoned IRISH steeplechase? not a single horse could get steady footing on the catherdral roof" << ;/ [gregZ^] - "a irishman went into a shop, and asked for a bag of flaps, the attendant went ";/" and dissolved" [gregZ^] - ffs @ our cunts [gregZ^] - * Playback of 'dismal.txt' complete Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> ROFLO!! WHAT CUNTS HAVE YOU SEEN GRGE?!?! < @SEPTiMUS> IT LOOKS LIKE A CAR ENGINE PART Mid|Ds9 - < +Snowman> they were ironing their hair ffs gee` - <[gregZ^]> i went "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAHRAHHRARRRAAHRAHRAHRAHRAHHRARHARHARHAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRRARHABARARHARAHARRHARHHRARHARHARHARHAHRAHARHRAHRARHAHRAHRARRARHARHARHHARHAHRARAHRAHRAHRARHAHRHARAHAHRAHRHRAHRARHAHRARHAHRAHRRAHRAHHRAAHRRHAHRAHRAAHRRHARHAARHRHARHARHARHAHRAHRARHARHARHRHAHA" Syba - [20:00] * Midgard : has returned. Reason: « getting owned by lpb cunts » has been gone for « 0 hrs. 1 min. 26 sec. » Angelic - i only goat 2 modems .. mid? [gregZ^] - <[gregZ^]> i've got about 3 modems in a box burn them [gregZ^] - ET's face is dismal Midgard - < @Sybaway> gonna go til ntl man nobs my router Midgard - -:o Midgard - < @Sybaway> christ couldve died, become ressurected, and goat crucified again .. unthoughtful twat Sybaway - how do i say ";/" in german? | <[Snowman]> ";/" syb Syba - YES!!! YERDSSS!¬!!¬¬ I FOUND A IRC SERVER THAT WORKED WHEN QNET AND BW DIDNTR LD:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:!!!!!!!!! Syba - [22:08] i bet you anything Angelic is a total dog ;\ Midgard - < +Nikon> Midgard a modem is not rapin it is mearly a slight irritaion in the arse Syba - ... how are you going to steal an office block without people noticing, Nikon ..? | by being very very cunning [gregZ^] - im gonna get 6 gigethernet cards, link them all together into a 64bit PCI mb, connect a 9" fibre pipe to the end of it, via dual quad oc256, and watch the internet rotate ;\ [gregZ^] - that would be cool, some sick perv on eatmyshit.com gets sucked into an arsehole while rotating randomly ejacualting everywhere [gregZ^] - ROLF.. rotating screaming cunt-eating tit-tearing cock-snapping arse-gouging manic maddening rotating fucking whirlwind of blood and semen Syba - [22:31] * gregbot is listening to R.E.M. - Everybody Hurts :: Winamp | [22:32] <[gregZ^]> everybody dissolves..... sometime ;\ Syba - [22:32] * Nikon disolves and re-forms as himslef Syba - [22:31] * gregbot is listening to R.E.M. - Everybody Hurts :: Winamp | [22:32] everybody rotates... and everybody bends, sometime Syba - [23:14] <[gregZ^]> finish that mp3 thats nearly done, then im off to bned [23:14] rofl [23:14] off to bend Midgard - < @Syba> it'd be cool if when you s3x0red your mouse it gave birth to a little rotating baby mouse .. rofl Midgard - http://www.come.to/anarchy Midgard - [quit] : DiMe : quit : server180.los3r.com : [reason] Killed (edward (stop trying to convice me to kill other irc ops)) [gregZ^] - i wish i could fucking meet the ppl who made it, so i could fuck them with a golf course Midgard - < @[gregZ^]> things just randomly installing.... its like someone walking into your home, and shitting on the carpets, and throwing litter everywhere Midgard - [quit] : Whiteh|Away : quit : irc2.uk.quakenet.org : [reason] Hickory Dickory Dock, Badass's mum was sucking my cock, the clock struck 2, so i shot my goo and wiped my cock on her frock Midgard-Away - < @[gregZ^]> I LOOK LIKE SOME FUCKING RETARD [gregZ^] - http://members.nbci.com/_XMCM/septfiles/BLRPics/L_BLR014.jpg who the hell is that? Midgard-Away - < @[gregZ^]> ^^ WTF DO WE ALL LIKE FUCKING ASYLUM REHABS Feds - < +nb> back: [gone away for a few hours] Gone for 14secs @[7:50PM] Midgard - *** imitating of an service. Closing Link: Feds by irc1.uk.quakenet.org (G-lined) imitating of an service. Closing Link: Feds by irc4.uk.quakenet.org (K-lined) Midgard - < @Syba> if i try crack an egg it spasms and i get chicken jizz all over my hand [gregZ^] - its like a hong kong sweat shop inside my pc Syba - imagine if bleak smileys could walk SEPTiMUS - the bit at 1:10 sounds JUST like a pie SEPTiMUS - If you haven't heard these little cuties moan and cry out as they get pummelled by gigantic black cock, you're missing out on the best part of these movies. At BLACKS ON BLONDES, you can download the entire dogfart series set of 500+ full mpegs to your hard drive, all of which are uncompressed, unedited and crystal clear with superb sound quality: you'll blow your load like never before! [gregZ^] - IS THIS A MONSTER FROM DOOM? http://www.erogold.com/tgp/1227/fate07.jpg [gregZ^] - elliot is a cunt ozy - ;\ mank - mank :] SEPTiMUS - Phantom Shitter Old Woman arrested. Snowman - <^SnowBOT^> WeLLHaRD|Away: You embarrassing toilet full of dirty toad tumors! [gregZ^] - [gregZ^] splits lew with his black sabbath Syba - [16:50] * Snowman is listening to 9,1(( doors.wav )) for [[ 2:07 ]] @ 88 kbps [16:51] 1,11,21,31,41,51,61,71,81,91,108,1 T U N E !1,11,21,31,41,51,61,71,81,91,10 Midgard - < @sybAWAY> MY DADDY TURNED ME INTO HIS SUPER SPANKING SLUT Midgard - <[AA]Apoc> strange people Snowman` - 6:~( gee` - <[AA]pag> IM SO FUCKING LAME [gregZ^pizza] - [gregZ^pizza] throws salt onto et, and watches as he screams and twists while his cunt is pasturised Syba - [19:32] <[gregZ^pizza]> IS THE ROAD BENDING? [gregZ^pizza] - ITS JUST SAT THERE ROTATING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, KIDS AND BITS OF GALL BLADDER ON THE WINDSCREEN, [gregZ^pizza] - IT'S ALL YELLOW AND FUCKING BENT [gregZ^pizza] - ROFL YOU CAN SEE THE HOUSES VIBRATING AS THERE CUNTS ARE LIQUIFIED [gregZ^] - LAMP POSTS BREAK LIKE MATCHSTICKS, HOUSES FLATTENED, NOT 1 BRICK LEFT ON TOP OF ANOTHER, UTTER FUCKING CRAZY SCREECHING TIT MELTING ICECREAM VAN [gregZ^] - AS THE VANS SIRENS OF APOCALYPSE CONTINUE TO CAUSE CANCEROUS TUMORS IN CHINA [gregZ^] - rofl it was mad, at school in geography .. rofl .. we're doing about the ice age .. ROFL mr wherity was talking about the glaciers rotating ROFROAO Midgard - in any class that mentions "rotate" or "rotating" syba is just gonna break down loling and saying "ITS ROTATING!!! ITS CUNTING ROTATING!" < @Sybaway> rofl... ROFL i do mid < @Sybaway> i did in geog < @Sybaway> everyone thought i was wierd and backed away ;/ Sybaway - i remember in geography we was having this discussion and sir asked something i just shouted out "shitloads" the whole class was pissing themselves and i didn't know why everone was loling cos it didn't register that i shouted out shitloads and lucky the teacher didn't notice either Sybaway - if(bleak=>80%) {then (baf="True") } {else (Rotate="1") } Sybaway - Elliot Nickname is already in use. Sybaway - Elliot is innitet@host213-122-51-31.btinternet.com * Elliot Taylor Sybaway - Elliot is innitet@host213-122-51-31.btinternet.com * Elliot Taylor Sybaway - ¬!¬ Midgard - First rule of life is - its fucked up, the second rule of life is - its fucked up, Third rule of life is - et is raping us :| mank - huhuhu :[ Syba - [21:54] fish flavoured wheat snack SEPTiMUS - My dog has a festering anal beard full of worms [gregZ^] - CRASHING INTO DITCHES AND ROUTERS CARTWHEELING ACROSS FIELDS Syba - <[AA]pag`> like in the old days <[AA]pag`> when everyone rode around on horses <[AA]pag`> u reckon women shaved their fannys? [gregZ^] - a GB a day keeps ET's cunt away ;\ mank - 2pc1-wall5-0-cust125.oxf.cable.ntl.com [gregZ^] - Rhino and his 63ft girrafe snapper Midgard - < @[gregZ^]> Rhino and his 63ft girrafe snapper < 4+14ozy> Rhino goes wandering about the african planes, splitting random giraffes Sybeq - spike's back from the dead? and he's voicing me? peculiar! [gregZ^] - jonny has 3 days to live on death row, if we get 50.000 icq messages jonny lives, plz forward [gregZ^] - rofl why is his cock coming out the side of his ballbag? Midgard - http://www.flashyourrack.com/flash.cgi?user=AlsCock Midgard - <[gregZ^]> i typed "the police" into morpheus, the the first file that popped up was "beastality policedog fuck.avi" Syb - FUCK OFF Syba - <[AA]pag> ill be waggling me nob in some birds face and she just blinds me <[AA]pag> then ill be sat down.. and all of a sudden a big pile of minge jumps on me lap gee` - Elliot can u help me i am looking for et have u seen him? Searchingforet - < @gee`> -> *Elliot* QUICKLY... ET IS ESCAPING! Syba - [16:08] *** Elliot has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Elliot[host213-122-24-30.btinternet.com]) [KTNS]syba - [16:09] KNIGHTS THAT SUCK ARSE :| syba - [16:13] :-) [16:13] :-) [16:13] :-) [16:13] :-) [16:13] (OoO) syba - <[gregZ^]> Q has gone cuntside up syba - carniverous cunt sybaway - *** Spikeh has joined #sqs *** Q sets mode: +b *!PPG.2Kv3@*.lut.cable.ntl.com *** Spikeh was kicked by Q (You are BANNED from this channel by [SQS]Spike) Spikeh is PPG.2Kv3@pc2-hatf2-0-cust197.lut.cable.ntl.com * Mark Singer [gregZ^pizza] - *** You were kicked by DeMo_ (1((SD v12 PrO)) (14Deserved kick !1)) SEPTiMUS - i d/l mummy returns m8 k and i carnt play it on my media player how big is the file? 1 kb ROFL Yautja - < @Syba> lew's all knowing cock of wisdom Braveheart - rofl, sorry but i could make a better song by hitting a cunt with a twig Yautja - ne one ere know how to stop bt cutting me off every 2 hours go into dos and type < @Revvy> format c: and that formats my c drive? and?? < @Revvy> yeh then u cant connect at all < @Revvy> so u dont get disconnected < @Revvy> solved sybaq2 - http://goatse.cx/contrib/giver2.jpg syba-- - [03:39] *** Q sets mode: +o Marco Syba - school is baf ;/ fuseY^ - " baf ! " fuseY^ - D4M3N is gay Yautja - [action] SEPTiMUS : MP3: Playing SEPTiMUS - Cunt Music (0:18) @ 96Kbps mank - fishfingers own [gregZ^] - [gregZ^] is listening to ET - Flying Theme (John Williams) :: Winamp /me pulls out a 12 gauge, and blasts his fucking head off [gregZ^] - <[gregZ^]> this little alien with a plastic face bends and twists infront of all these ppl, i was pissing myself in bed as i was watching it..at the thought of somone on a hill from a mile away with a fieldgun, putting a fucking shell through its stupid cunting rotating head Yautja - http://www.consumptionjunction.com/crazycrap/view.asp?ID=5082 <---- FUCKING LEET PIC! Revvy - [18:19] GIANT FLYING HORSE CUNT || [18:19] *** SEPT^Away is now known as SEPT^Bath syba - FUCKIN HELL JUST BORROW ME IT FOR 1 DAY!!!!!!1!! [gregZ^] - they got a ordinance survey map and drew big cocks over it.. then grouped ppl by the region of balls , shaft then bell Yautja - < +[AA]pag> the fanny is that few and far between, ill wank over anything Yautja Yautja - < +[AA]pag> just watching him eat his cereal made me want to get my gun, stick it up his ass, and shoot his fucking guts out of his ears Midgard-Away - < +mank> PRETTY PINK PENISES!!! Midgard-Away - < +mank> cheryl, how big is revvy's cock? < @cheryl> he has a very small kno mank - 1Yipe yipe !! 1My dog has a festering anal beard full of worms1thanks to [gregZ^]! 8(  mank - 1Yipe yipe !! 1My dog has a festering anal beard full of worms 1thanks to [gregZ^]! 8(  Yautja-Away - < @St3^> it says "LEW IS A GIMP!, and he blows goats for bingo money!!!" Braveheart - he didnt sign up.... must have cought on... "FOR FUCKS SACK" :) Midgard - Syba is a fucking twat :|/\ Yautja - < +Braveheart> SQUEEL PIGGY SQUEEL!!!! [gregZ^] - *** mank has quit IRC (Excess rotating) [gregZ^] - cant get this 120mm fan to fit and it just chopped my glasses case up [gregZ^] - one press on "OK" and the screaming tormented souls from stardock.com's pit of hell come whirling out from under my feet, proceeded to bathe my PC in hellfire and bleakness ;\ [gregZ^] - *** You were kicked from #quake2.uk by Sasha (banned: extreme lameness anticipated) ozy - *** wid is now known as rob|q3 Yautja - if u want mank to fuck off talk about how quake2.uk is a bleak channel gee` - gee, the reason is this: <[gregZ^]> its all a fucking crock of shit mank - <01@[gregZ^]> someone remind me to call him [exor] a cunt [gregZ^] - 8,11 EXOR IS A FUCKING NOBBER [gregZ^] - * [gregZ^] is listening to Cannibal Corpse - Gallery of Suicide Disposal Of Exor's Cunt :: Winamp mank - jos = aids Syba - [16:33] i've got this image in my head of you all saying "OI TURN ROUND" to each other at the lan [16:33] and when they turn, saying "OMG HE ROTATES!" syba - [17:23] you could pick it up by the screen syba - i idle irl ;/ ozy - \;/ Yautja - schwing ozy - then put your index on left, middle on up, and ring on right syba - so you just hold all 4 cursor keys down and start rotating? [gregZ^] - "hi, this is momma ISP, how may i help" "YOU FUCKING PORTSCANNING ME CUNT?" "err.. sir??" "YOU FUCKING HEARD, CUNT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I EAT YOUR APPENDIX ;/" XeRo^ - <@[gregZ^]> dismaly making snakes Yautja - < @SEPTiMUS> that would be bleak < @SEPTiMUS> it coulda been =SQS=Sybaman rx-mank - *** ¢ 02HAXOR sent to 02rx-mank rx-mank - <01@XeRo^> he is taking the piss aint he? <--- jeffk Snowman - OH NO!!! AOL LAWYAR ATTACK!!! AAAGGGGGGH oh pleas saev me JESUS and buzz off yuo slobbargoat!!! hahahahahahhahaha fagot1 ~ [gregZ^] - OH HO helpful advice from an AOL emaler! "Helo Jeff yuor page sucks and yuo are suck and dont make fun of me becuase I use AOL because my mom sends pictares of me too grandma on AOL" HELO, YOUVE GOT MALE! FROM SOME FAGOT AOL USAR WHO WIPES HIS ASS WITH PETS!!!~ rx-mank - <01@SEPTiMUS> YES I'VE CUNTED FISH MAN sybaquaketwo - YNW = FAGOT mank - ra2 = faggoted syba - you'd be surprised how big peas can grow syba - [21:39] if i bought one, i'd only use it to text/call my missus [21:39] you are not married [21:39] i am [21:39] want to see my ring Midgard - < +mank> i am listening to aids syba - [21:57] triv ---<[[ http://213.66.110.62:8080 ]]>--- webcam [21:58] LOL [21:58] pisstake time || [21:58] fucking hell triv [21:58] you're such a spacker mank - i got arrested for shirtlifting too syba - IGNORE ANY NOTES BY MANK HE LIES HE = FAGOT mank - IGNORE ALL NOTES FROM SYBAMAN, HE IS A BIG LIAR, JESUS HATES LIARS syba - THOU SHALT NOT EQUAL FAGOT mank - <- fagot mank - <- fagot mank - i <3 syba syba - <- fagot mank -  Midgard - "WILL YOU SPONSOR MY ERECTION!!?!?" [gregZ^] - www.oreton.com/webcam SEPTiMUS - * [gregZ^] is listening to Areosmith - Dream On :: Winamp [gregZ^] - lew you fucking anal fruit machine [gregZ^] - 12:46] * SEPTiMUS bends in ridiculous directions [gregZ^] - "windows is setting up your new hardware - SCSI ultra160 buttplug with flailing platter action" SEPTiMUS - (12:56.11) plug and bend (12:56.12) <[gregZ^]> plug and bend (12:56.12) LROF (12:56.13) <[gregZ^]> ROL!! [gregZ^] - i was sat here tapping ctrl to the beat of this tune, and win2k popped up a window sayingh "YOU HAVE ACTIVATED ELIET KEYPRESS SCSI ULTRA 640 BUTTPLUG ANAL BEASTAL.AVI" [gregZ^] - "WINDOWS HAS NOTICED YOU MAY BE INCAPABLE OF PRESSING KEYS AND THEREFORE A SPAZ, WOULD YOU LIKE TO ACTIVATE 'AUTO KEY-PRESS'?" [gregZ^] - <[gregZ^]> "WINDOWS HAS DETECTED YOU MAY HAVE NO ARMS, WOULD YOU LIKE WIN2K NARRATOR TO SING RANDOM WORDS AT FULL VOLUME, WHILE YOUR KEYBOARD BENDS?" [gregZ^town] - WITH DIRECTX8 ACTIVE MOUSEMATX SUPPORT Spikeh - [16:23:34] -> *q* showcommmands [16:23:34] -Q- Unknown command. Type "/msg Q showcommands" BotMatch - <-------- [gregZ^] - [16:33] my cat wishes to say hello [16:33] tell your cat I 0wn it mank - <01@SEPTiMUS> "Oh no Ginger! The enemy Focker is on my six!" "Righty ho Biggles, I'll swing around and blast the bally hun!" "Quick Ginger, my flaps have gone a bit funny!" "TALLY HO!" Eliet-Elliot - @sybaway> Elliot, where is et? rofl .. i even got some ppl at school saying that now :| elliot - [16:46] * elliot 's cunt dissolves [gregZ^] - R%OLF mank - <05+mank> 3hard disk space[C:0.01/5.99GB free] Angelic - get those clothes off greg Nikon - [18:07] *** Midgard (Midgard@host213-122-32-163.btinternet.com) --> #sqs[18:07] *** ozy (~fdasf@host213-122-129-29.btinternet.com) --> [18:07] *** ^OzYBoT^ (PoIaris@host213-122-129-29.btinternet.com) --> #sqs [18:07] *** [gregZ^ride] (dfgg@pc1-linc2-0-cust112.not.cable.ntl.com) --> #sqs Revvy - [18:17] *** Spikeh^Home (~rah@host217-32-153-133.hg.mdip.bt.net) has joined #sqs Nikon - «14@gee`» you're so fucking eliet nik, how do you bare the pressure of constantly being such a God MJS-Angel - I am a walrus Midgard - < +Snow^Away> rofl et stuck his head in the phone socket? syba - rofl et stuck his head in the phone socket? syba - [18:44] and i invented a pyramid scheme in maths [18:44] called "the fantastic bending and rotating pyramid of absolute bleakness" mank - <01@wid> any 1 ever had a fagot? <01@wid> there quite nice syba - [18:53] Cadbury's Fag0ts, how do you eat yours ;/;/ [gregZ^] - jaffa cunts, lol syba - the games people play are in NO WAY related to their sexuality FFS .. unless you play gay online sex games etc but yuo know what i mean fagot ;/ [gregZ^] - *** You were kicked by Feds (Rule #6 [Don't use colours] has been violated) [gregZ^] - fuck u dickless fight in 30 mins ROFL DICKLESS FIGHT syba - [19:08] HaRKeR^ you little moist nasty doggyfart, that smells like a dead old rat, from a kindergarten for mongolic underdeveloped mandrilmonkey spastics... you ought to be groinwhipped with a slightly moist teabag [19:09] lol syba - well rofl, if this isnt an AOL user i fear the apocalypse is drawing near :| .. mank u sambo nigger bashing fudge nudging arse bandit who lives in his mams fucking great creater wat she calls a pussy go and grow a dick oh u already have 1 on ur head u fuckin gay cheese grated noblet from the fucked up planet where all the fucked up gays like u live!!!!!! syba - [19:10] i'll cook up some uber insults while i eat [19:10] * mank\dunce is away -( food )- at 07:13p -( P:On / L:On )- [19:24] * mank\dunce is back -( food )- gone 13 min 34 s [19:24] FUCK YOU CUNT [gregZ^] - i didnt get a new pc, cause my mum didn't know what to do with the old tumble dryer Midgard - < 4@14gee`> SPIKE WOULD PERFORM GIRAFFE MASTURBATION SEPT^Away - About 2 minutes' worth of squelching noises could be heard before Mr. Binatang emerged again. "So fast?" we asked. "He's shy with you strangers looking on and can't perform today," Midgard - < 4@14SEPT^Away> The elephant is the most teruk because of the size of its thing... sometimes I have to use both my arms to tug on it. I feel like the bell ringer in a cathedral. Like Quasimodo or something. And god, when he comes, it's like being sprayed by hot glue." [gregZ^] - [20:17] [syba PING reply]: 1min 32sec Midgard - < @[gregZ^]> dueling is like sex, its good if you find the right person ;/ Midgard - < 4@14SEPTiMUS> <--- cock lord mank - rx.mank! 5 - =SQS=SEPTiMUS 4 Banzai - OI whats that gotta do with the price of fresh ginger u bloody tart :P Snow^Banzai - PLACE YOUR BETS NOW!!!! SHAKEHANDMAN - 40 seconds!!!! SHAKEHANDMAN - 222 SECONDS!!! Banzai - BANZAI! mank - *** Quits: HoWeLzY (2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!) [gregZ^] - [10:49] * gee` I Wish I Was A Girl ;/ syba - http://everquest.station.sony.com/fanfaire/minn_images/P1010076.jpg [16:44] HE LOOKS LIKE ET sybamagazine - there's a well nice girl who works on the tills in sainsburys always the same till, always the same time everyday, when i go to get my lunch i'd strike up a convo with her but i'm alwauys so damn hungry :| Valkyrie - i wanna fuck a dog up the ass mank - i love mank!!!!!!11 [gregZ^] - then when low on mortars, they walk up the mountain firing till they blow themselves up [gregZ^] - i always laugh at the bit where elliot find et in a dike, all fucked and white and bending, i wish the fucker would just die [gregZ^] - jeff goldcunt and his 166mmx laptop connected to the alien spacecraft with 19 year old 25pin centronics connectors Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> "Windows has detected a plug and play device: Would you like to install the best drivers for MICROSOFT GENERAL ALIEN ADAPTER?" Midgard - < 4@14SEPTiMUS> "Microsoft Alien Mothership Control 6.0 Enterprise Edition" Midgard - < 4@14[gregZ^]> one thing that always makes me laugh... is why everyone seems to think that super intelligent aliens with massive technological gadgets, are always 12ft high. have about 9 cunts, are COVERED in carp semen, have about 6 legs, and millions of useless tentacles? [gregZ^] - all the aliens sat at there tellys foaming at the cunt, as connies eyebrows twitch dismaly, on 500mb of FMV intro Yautja - < @Rephlex> And finally, in the "I kid you not" department. MTV's Loveline radio show (aired 2/22/2001)apparently got a call in from a woman who complained that her boyfriend makes her say "All your base are belong to us!!" during sexual intercourse. Ma-Nk - * SEPTiMUS MP3:14 Playing12 DJ Liquid - I Can't Stop Bending 14(123:2714) @12 12814Kbps [gregZ^] - every northern radio station is called 'Metro' and has some mental cunt of a geordie fucking animals live mank - Quit ( there is a guy hacking into my computer <`NeXiGeN`> unplug yer modem how? <`NeXiGeN`> see all those wires behind your computer box ? <`NeXiGeN`> ripem all out *** skatoni has quit IRC (Read error to skatoni[ppp012.rosenet.net]: Connection Reset By Peer) Midgard - < @XeRo^> i opologise for my friends gee` - <[gregZ^]> "greg-gee snow superkick combo";/ Midgard - < 4@14SEPTiMUS> meanwhile that Cristina Ahgehrhjsfkjeeruya woman just wears as little as possible and molests Sun photographers Midgard - < 4@14[gregZ^]> JUST SOME JOCKEY CALLED "JEFF"! HANGING FROM YOUR NIPPLE HOLDING A NTL CLIPBOARD, Midgard - "Tomas Stung NTL Engineer was here 9t9 to fix broken exchange but just wanked and thats why this is white" Midgard - < 4@14Revvy> gummiberry juice was just saying to young kids 'Do steroids' [gregZ^] - http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Corridor/4294/krcap03.html <-- ROFL @ THE TOP PIC, LOOKA IT ROTATING ozy - AOL rox, i get 150 ping in quake 3 with it ^-`^-`^-`^-`^-` - [23:40] *** Tim^-` is now known as ^-`^-`^-`^-`^-` Midgard - HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE WOMEN! mank - We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams Snowman` - MR SHAKE HAND MAN NEW RECORD!!!!!!! 270 SECONDS!!! Mr-ShakeHandMan - *** Joins: ^-`^-`^-`^-`^-` (dfgg@pc1-linc2-0-cust112.not.cable.ntl.com) [gregZ^] - http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?s=3696635cc77036801f3b1374f99144dc&threadid=29524 Snow\OderingPC - <[gregZ^]> and as soon as you get the pc and its running at your house, i'll send you a fiver [gregZ^] - rofl snow orders his pc and when it comes he unwarps a sega gamegear Midgard - [action] [AA]pag : tugs one off [quit] : [AA]pag : quit : wol.dk.quakenet.org : [reason] Excess Tuggin ozy - <[gregZ^]> i hope kirsty's mate is there again tonight, (the one i was talking to last week) cause shes a fucking eliet swimmer and i fancy her to fuck! and i want to split her in two - eleet [gregZ^] - A HANSON SONG IS DRIPPING DOWN MY PIPE [gregZ^] - "UM BE DOO WAP CUNT CUNT UGHAGH" [gregZ^] - it tastes like how I imagine a bleak sweaty fat gay woman's cunt tastes like [gregZ^] - <[gregZ^]> and that dismal building to the left with loads of "SHAZ WOZ ERE 8T7 GTREG THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A CHURCH [gregZ^] - .;'/ Snowman - trust me ORDERED - <---- Midgard - < @Senseh> Marz: I once came on the bathroom wall and my sister put her hand in it. She thought it was snot so I got away with it. [gregZ^] - just constantly hacking them into cunt [gregZ^] - [gregZ^] watches dismaly on his other pc, as win2k startup disks, trickle dismal arrays of SCSI floppy drive dll files, and usb mousemat sys files [gregZ^] - CUNTSTARD CREAM Midgard - < @syba> if you recruit tankgirl i will track you down and kill you Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> if I didn't get porn I'd explode and die horribly in a mass of jizm syba - [23:28] beak syba - rofl,, imagine if you went for an operation to get your prostate removed, you're laying there, tube up cock, and they call in 'Specialist Surgeon Mockler' rofl, he turns round and smiles at you, and asks the nurse for the quad damage Braveheart - Lew cares for your cocks ;/ Braveheart - imagine searching through the fucking hoover bag for your helmet Braveheart - cyclonic rotating vibrating hoover of masterbatuary cuntage syba - YOU'RE SAT THERE HOOVERING AWAY ON YOUR COCK THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU HEAR 'SHHUUP!!' THEN A DISMAL THUDDING NOISE AS YOUR BELLEND BOUNCES AROUND INSIDE syba - YOU'RE SAT THERE HOOVERING AWAY ON YOUR COCK THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU HEAR 'SHHUUP!!' THEN A DISMAL THUDDING NOISE AS YOUR BELLEND BOUNCES AROUND INSIDE [23:56] 3===== D [23:56] 7 3=====4<.' '. .'`'`.'13D Braveheart - * EcLiPsE` sets mode: +good-in-bed Braveheart Midgard - "windows has detected that u have money in your bank account, because u will waste this money it has been transferred to the ms account, have a nice day" mank - rofl, I once fell over and nearly went through the floor in my bedroom :P mank - Solozza@cliente-213227000066.cm128.manpc.supercable.es Midgard - < +[AA]pag> is that your bed in the background < @[gregZ^]> eyah, < @[gregZ^]> look < +[AA]pag> is that shit? Spikeh^Working - [17:04:40] *** Skunkeh (~Skunkeh@FLUFFLE.FLUFFLE.FLUFFLE.FLUFFLE.FLUFFLE.NET) has joined #webdev Snowman` - CAN'T KEEP ME SILENT [18:20:13] * SEPTiMUS has been added to your ignore list [gregZ^] - Hi, im julian jockey, and im john lesbien's cunt comber Snowman` - ;/\;/\ [gregZ^] - Julian 'Anus Eater' McCuntbender Snowman` - ;/\/\ SEPT^Movie - SEPT^Movie ? :P *** Snowman` was kicked by SEPT^Movie (Snowman`) *** SEPT^Movie sets mode: +b *!*@m211-mp1-cvx1b.man.ntl.com syba - lew 0wns me SEPT^EQ - I bend like fuck Midgard - Lew owns everyone mank - canny find tapeworm syba - [18:16] a mate of mine stung his bellend yesterday [18:16] on a stinging nettle :/ [18:16] so he got a doc leaf. andrubbed his bellend with it mank - "i own the wee dick" -Deus syba - [18:27] -:o=(8)--(--[ Midgard - * Midgard is speeding away on the Information SuperHighWay, when suddenly Snowman` overtakes Midgard on his "super l33t" connection. Midgard stops and takes aim and lets rip a rocket @ Snowman` . Snowman` dies. Midgard shouts YAY! <-- possible the lamest thing ever said in sqs Midgard-Away - http://www.supergreg.com/ Yautja - http://www.geocities.com/dairyfarm_girl/dairy_farm_home.html Yautja - Welshite This wonderfully named mineral is called after the US amateur minerologist Wilfred R. Welsh. Its formula is Ca2SbMg4FeBe2Si4O20. Some people think it's quite a nice mineral, but others think it's 'well-shite' Midgard - < @[gregZ^]> the enterprise is a shopping trolly full of cunt Midgard - < +mank> no, that would be the precum on my cock [gregZ^] - ftp://gregserv:gregserv@62.254.14.101 syba - [19:27] *** takeoverbot has joined #sqs syba - [19:28] ";/" syba - [19:33] right [19:33] I'm off [19:33] ----> Mid - snuggles own!!!! syba - All times are ET (US) sybzZzzZzZ - [01:16] i mgiht sober up engouh tto leave irc revgone - HEIESHIAHEIHEOAHEOHEOAHOSEhEOHAOEHOEHSoihEOAHOSHOHOHEOSIHOAIHEIOHAOEHSOIHOEHAHEOAHEOHAIOSHOSIHEIOHAIOEHOIAHEOIHASIOHEIOHASIOHEOIHSEIOHAOIHEOIHEIOHOASIHOEHOSHIEHOAHEOIHSOOASHOEISHOAEHOIHAEIOHIOSHOAHEOIHEOIAHISHEIOAIOEHIOAHEOHSEIOHEOA sybzZzzZzZ - TankGirLappy: (1:21 AM) btw syba i wanna do ur hair blue syba-- - [01:33] whered my keh oboard go syba - TankGirLappy (ICQ#122547294) Wrote: why, do u like my eyes mankatron2001 - *** mank is now known as mankatron2001 *** syba is now known as sybatron2001 *** SEPT^EQ is now known as cuntatron2001 mankatron2001 - *** cuntatron2001 is now known as cunt^food ffs FFS @ MY SCRIPT I'M TOO FUCKING L33T FOR MY OWN GOOD *** cunt^food is now known as SEPT^Food sybatron2001 - [11:11] <[gregZ^]> planet cunt [11:11] <[gregZ^]> JUST A ROTATING CUNT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE UNIVERSE [gregZ^] - my m8 got off with what i can only describe as a Yeti last night..... it was better hung than most men! SEPT^Food - some older women are very attractive at clubs, but some well.. aren't not this old!!!, necrophilia is illegal you know! Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> he wears a toilet seat on his head < @SEPTiMUS> anyone who does that 0wns like fuck syba - TankGirLappy: (3:14 PM) FS TALK TO ME OR ILL MOVE MY TOWEL [gregZ^] - î åm å §üþåH Ë|îËt ßötö® syba - 17:50:23 jos just hacked me syba - why do i try with u i like u is why but u h8 me :( syba - [18:47] imagine playing q2 on a map with marmite everywhere! syba - [18:47] imagine playing q2 on a map with marmite everywhere! [18:48] it'd be like playing cs :/ syba - :() syba - :() syba - :) syba - I HAVE FIFTY NINE DOLLARS 8D syba - AUTOMATICCA - I R AUTOMATICC XeRo^ - I R MINT syba - X R MINT .. I R MINT .. WE R MINT syba - [20:01] fs some twats were flashing there cocks sybEQ - Deforestation; the systematic removal of trees to create more room for industry, housing, and crops. Before the trees were removed, they provided a canopy, which soaked up water, slowed it down, and oh fuck this, I'm going to bed, fuck you, and die of aids, Mr. Evans, you utterly shit scottish cunt. Mid-Is-Not-Here - http://www.analtech.com/ Mid-Is-Not-Here - http://www.knobsandknockers.co.uk/ Midgard - < @St3^Away> greg has a goggle fetish! < @[gregZ^]> rofl looka me < @St3^Away> he stands there naked in front of a full length mirror and pulls on off!!! @St3^Away> whilst wearing his goggles Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> http://www.snopes2.com/business/graphics/et.gif < @[gregZ^]> HIS HEAD LOOKS LIKE A COCK Spikeh^Work - My hairdoo - (:D syba - [18:14] 27% | [18:14] 88% left :/. Snoweh - [18:57:09] *** Spikeh^Work was kicked by [gregZ^] (Spikeh^Work) [18:57:12] *** Quits: [gregZ^] (~gregz@pc1-linc2-0-cust101.not.cable.ntl.com) (Ph33r italian plasic) [gregZ^] - skerritville [gregZ^] - [19:13] * [gregZ^] 's cunt scuttles off into its hole [gregZ^] - Q, Yo mama was so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks syba- - serious coin syba - [18:50] my b/room is quite big syba - heman owns [gregZ^] - <[gregZ^ride]> 3Network Interfaces[#1 (CNet PRO200 PCI Fast Ethernet Adapter (10Mb/s) 2325.13MB In, 68.47MB Out) Midgard - [join] : Nikon : #sqs Matt@rom-0152.dial.barrysworld.com Midgard - i stand on the side of the pool, milking my love trumpet into the water syba - i am so unbelievably happy right now, this note is to remind me orf this moment when i am depressed syba-happy - "Conversely, they are the least intelligent race, whose lives consist mostly of smashing things and eating them." | "Conversely, they are the jockeyish race, whose lives consist mostly of cunting things and bending them." <- #sqs version syba-happy - I had a dream I was shagging some woman on the floor at the end of the street and there was a lifesize G.I. Joe action figure layed next to me looking at me || I woke up and went "ffs?!" syba - [00:29] ffs [00:30] it's one of those sticky horrible nights [00:30] where you stick to everything you touch syba - Suddenly, without warning, Vincent started speaking in a bad English accent (Even though there is no England on this planet!) "I want to be a woman." Spikeh^Work - * @SEPTiMUS slaps ozy so hard his arse falls off Spikeh^Work - Experience the excitement of trains on your PC. Take the controls from the engineer's cab with 6,000 tons of freight behind you and exciting challenges ahead. Or relax in the passenger's seat and enjoy the unfolding scenery. Trains, routes and sounds have been recreated in explicit detail with authentic landscapes and real-world adventures. From steam, diesels and electric engines, immerse yourself in the sights, sounds and adventures [gregZ^] - some idiot is jumping at a wall and it turns into a mutant evil alient cunt [gregZ^] - i'd rather have anal sex with a fucking acordian mank - WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GET NORTON ANTIVIRUS FROM? mank - 4*** 3(-: 2LoL 3:-) 4*** sybusy - <[gregZ^]> how the fuck do you overclock a calculator [gregZ^] - PPL WALK INTO SUPPORT AT WORK, "CAN I HAVE A SCANNER PLEASE" THEN WHEN THEY GET ONE, THEY SCAN ONE HOLIDAY PICTURE FROM SCUNTHORPE ON IT, THEN IT GETS COVERED IN PAPERS AND WORK sybusy - <[gregZ^]> WHEN ITS PROLLY SOME SCIENTIFIC NEW VERSION OF AOL, WHERE YOU PUT IT IN YOUR DRIVE, AND CONNIE FLYS OUT OF YOUR FLOPPY DRIVE, AND EATS YOUR NOSE sybusy - ROFL IMAGINE CONNIE CLAWLING OUT OF YOUR FLOPPY DRIVE??? Midgard - [action] [gregZ^] : is listening to Utopia Windows Exit.WAV :: Winamp [gregZ^] - wake up in some fucking minging bed full of nuggets and skerrit kibbles, then this bitch rolls over, "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU"| and kicks fuck outa you rolf [gregZ^] - <[gregZ^]> ROFL<[gregZ^]> HENMANS CUNT JUST FELL OFF!!! rOFL<[gregZ^]> only joking :| feed me greg, feed me! mank - <[gregZ^]> i want a dialup syba - BLR = BROKEN LACERATED RECTUMS syba - IMAGINE IF WHEN YOU REACHED ORGASM, IT MADE A RANDOM PERSON IN INDIA CUM INSTEAD OF YOU [gregZ^] - MR SHAKEHANDS MAN IS FUCKING ELIET ozy - tim henman is shit ozy - [12:40] :\ [gregZ^] - yay, notes are working? Recording - <[gregZ^]> all soph does is go "8P 8] :] :/ :\:[ 8[ 8)" Midgard - < @[gregZ^]> i really think its sad if someone opens there pc, and shows off his "ram" and all the other jockeys go "YAAAA WOW" [gregZ^] - ;/ SEPT^EQ - bluescreened i thought it was overheating again i shit my cunt sybEQ - Rage against the Snail - Cook now in the Fire Braveheart - Midgard smells ;/ *** Parts: Midgard (Midgard@host213-122-150-232.btinternet.com) (Left all channels) sybEQ - >> [00:00] << rofl at time not existing sybEQ - [23:56] *** Connecting to ic.b0rkkc.ouk. (6667) <-- i am not drunk and that was a genuine typo, ffs. sybEQ - [00:14] *** EcLiPsE has quit IRC (Ping timeout for EcLiPsE[m782-mp1-cvx1b.bir.ntl.com]) [00:17] tried to tracet eclipse and he went and disconnected [00:19] trace et? Braveheart - mp³ >>> Kylie Minogue - Your disco needs you (Mix) | 8:32 mins | 44 khz | 128 kbps gee` - you indigo gerald's happy heineken cap gee` - and 'vaginal yeast infection marsh' [gregZ^] - how_to_modify_your_cable_for_very_high_speeds.txt [gregZ^] - how_to_make_your_cock_63.5ft_longer_than_before.exe mank - Jos: my sg wouldnt come for some reason mankatron2001 - note to self: don't get raped by an elephant [gregZ^] - imagfune that fucker, 27Kg of hard as iron cunt, marmalizing your hind sybEQ - 5. Side view of snail munching lettuce (1867kb)- this is a side view of a snail eating some lettuce, here you can see the mouth movement sybEQ - 4. Snail getting ready to mate (1343kb)- this is a side view of a snail showing the genital opening (the white dot on the side of it's head, by the eye). This is the movement it'd make on meeting a suitable mate. sybEQ - Well, a few times I've been asked, mainly for school projects, if I have a movie of a snail moving, or a snail doing this or that. Until now the answer was 'no', but, thanks to Demon Internet doing a special offer on cheap webcams, here now are a couple avis! Braveheart - Now you have to adapt this information to your own situation. Be inventive ! So snail rearing is very interesting sybEQ - 4 and 20 penises pushing up your bum thrusting up your arsehole and filling it with cum when the orgy's over your ass begins to sting wasn't it a stupid thing to take it up the ring Middy - < 4@14syba> porn stills look so much better bmp [gregZ^] - a big fucking white disk with red crosses and lifebands on it with 'SYSTEM RECOVERY' in red letters Spikeh^Happy - D:! <--- sybEQ - system of a snail - soil Braveheart - I'm DESTROYING TEEN ASS sybEQ - if u fone me n tell me u wanna lick my eye ill let u when we meet :oD sybEQ - <-- sex God Mid^Sleep^ - beds own Mid^Sleep^ - < @syba> Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Snail Virgin Ass syba - [01:49] marz wants to feel my eye. ;D~ syba - SNAIL MAIL! [gregZ^] - INSANE DYSON WASHING MACHINE CUNTS PEOPLE IN ITS DUAL ROTATING DRUM!!! [gregZ^] - http://216.155.40.28/sql/uncensored/files/widebitch.jpg <-- FFS, i thought that was real for a few seconds there [gregZ^] - there fucking clitoris cocktail, and left-flap soup, spraying out of my floppy drive, SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> HOW THE FUCK#gay #twats #arse #anal #sqs #gay4u #gayphoneline CAN YOU MAKE A CUNT SOUND LIKE THAT Spikeh^work - <@Spikeh^work> Win 2000 Uptime: [ 3wks 2hrs 50mins 34secs ] sybEQ - [22:19] like ./msg Q@fmsd[fk[ auth vixen-[R] passwrd [22:20] no such nick ozy - LINCOLNSHIRE MILITARY TRANSPORT THE SUPERCANNON CODENAME 'DOOMSTICK' TO A SECRET MILITARY BUNKER sybEQ - LICENSE TO SPLIT Fat-Bastard - My Name is Saddam Hussain and I live in Sunderland. sybEQ - <[gregZ^]> Lews motherboard is just rotating inside his case SEPT^EQ - TORRENT OF GASSEOUS TOENAILS FLOODING FROM YOUR FLOPPY DRIVE Fat-Bastard - < @sybEQ> i'm gonna go catch a snail < @sybEQ> and borrow my dads webcam < @sybEQ> and paint it yellow and spin it and record it to mpg and sell it SEPT^EQ - <[gregZ^]> BITS OF CUNT SPRAYING CONTINUOUSLY.... FLAPS AND CLITS, REVOLTING INSANE SCREAMING WHIRLWIND OF UTTER FUCKING MADDENING POUNDING ANAL TEARING NIPPLE SHREDDING FUCKING INSANITY sybEQ - <[gregZ^]> AND YOUR CUNT IS STRAFING [gregZ^] - CHUNKS OF CUNT AND BEARD BENDING AND STICKING TO YOUR WALL sybEQ - RIFROO THE PAGE IS MAKING MY MONITOR CRT WILT ALL MY PCI CARDS ARE FUSING TOGETHER IE JUST CRASHEDM11?! ERORRFOLK *** SEPT^EQ has quit IRC (Read error to SEPT^EQ[pc1-midd2-0-cust29.mid.cable.ntl.com]: Connection reset by peer) sybEQ - <[gregZ^]> you put it in your bird, and it just starts rotating, and you start spinning wildly ontop of her, shes screaming "WTF" as you just rotate and look like ";/" [gregZ^] - gee, it's l33t logic ;/ no it's the logic of a northern brickeating homo SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> ppl think all these old computers were shit... but look at some of the old 16k bootable ROM chips, where you turned it on, and a word processing program appeared, AND IT WORKED.... not like when you fucking turn one of these cunts on, and watch as windows is dragged squealing and rotating into the world like satan giving birth to a fucking tractor ozy - :)-3-8=D< Spikeh^Home - Ach well, need to move the PC about :D Win 2000 Uptime: [ 3wks 20hrs 8mins 58secs ] Braveheart - <-- dickhead sybEQ - i've got a green breastplate and an orange helmet ozy has green tits and an orange bellend :/ Snoweh - FUCJK OFF [DW]Biggz - <[DW]Biggz> who in any fit state of mind would buy a brown fuckin car? sybEQ - the net's anus just done a backflip [gregZ^] - chosen to die like a lemming by the sound of it [gregZ^] - why the cunt is explorer taking up 14-33% of CPU resources? fuck it i'm gonna terminate it [gregZ^] gets into the nuclear blast shelter * [gregZ^] watches the blinding white flash coming from needham market, people's skin melts off then falls to bits in the shockwave, planes fall out of the sky, the world turns into a hurricane of semen Braveheart - might be having sex tonight :) Mid[gta2] - < @SEPTiMUS> marco and unholy together couldn't bend a fork with Uri Gellar's cunt Midgard - < @mank> fuck off and prune your sisters anal beard with your teeth, and burn your face in her acidic vaginal fluids, whilst being anally raped by eight mandril monkeys Midgard - [join] : Wankants : #xsreality ~jamerio20@tim.rare.co.uk syba - http://64.62.53.75/adult_cdn/01048ABAAMgAAAAwDhmdSPlLPAUnF8ihaNcG7mEfv0RBSyLIzUT8U3OVE9E8VA_Qn2XpVZqQiik6L/cj_5350.jpg <----- LOOKA ";/" [gregZ^] - fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck ozy - Marco and his rotating flaps of destruction [gregZ^] - oh FUCK OFF NTL LET ME FUCKING VIEW THE WEB YOU FUCKING POULTRY FUCKERS Mid-Peppered - < +[AA]pag> i look like a shit stabber Mid-Peppered - < +[AA]pag> i like a shit stabber < +[AA]pag> thats leet [gregZ^] - <[AA]pag> 3 shotungs 2 air rifles, a .22 rimfire and a 9 iron... not many ppl knock on my door ;/ [gregZ^] drives over pags house in a challeger II [gregZ^] - '/: SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> you can feel the fucking pc getting hot as its pipelines are full of fucking cunt mank - æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ±§æ± sybEQ - i'm going to invent something which extracts vaginal juices from miles away [gregZ^] - ET is a fucking cunt mank - i bet you've dreamt about et greg woke up sweating <[gregZ^]> i woke up one morning after THINKING it was a dream, to discover ET stuck to the end of my cock <[gregZ^]> ET is a fucking cunt ` - <------ Midgard - http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_240706.html?menu=news.weirdworld.sexlife Dexyrunner - you can fucking bend him into circular lumps of cunt [gregZ^] - rofl lemme go into their channel and abuse them [gregZ^] - "MACH3 WITH ITS TRIPLE ROTATING BLADES, THAT TWIST AND BEND TO THE SHAPE OF YOUR CUNT" [gregZ^] - ste walks into lews house, all the furnitire and ornaments cringe sybFF7 - http://www.holytitclamps.com/ sybFF7 - www.ozy.com sybFF7 - http://www.gregz.com/ sybFF7 - www.dexy.com sybFF7 - TO ADVERTISE HERE PLEASE CALL JOEL ON 0208 993 7377 <--- ON ROTATION.CO.UK sybFF7 - <[gregZ^]> When Rotation first burst onto the club scene over 6 years ago, it caused a tidal wave of hungry, wanton party revelers to flock down to the venue in the heart of London’s Carnival district [gregZ^] - Weekly turntable masters are Femi Fem, Dodge, T-Got Da Funk-Money and Alex Baby, spinning relentlessly to an appreciative and unrestrained sea of delighted Friday night funksters. The throng leave feeling revived, uplifted, satisfied and smiling [gregZ^] - www.shitcity.com www.shitcity.com www.shitcity.com www.shitcity.com www.shitcity.com www.shitcity.com www.shitcity.com www.shitcity.com www.shitcity.com www.shitcity.com www.shitcity.com www.shitcity.com www.shitcity.com www.shitcity.com www.shitcity.com www.shitcity.com www.shitcity.com www.shitcity.com www.shitcity.com www.shitcity.com www.shitcity.com www.shitcity.com www.shitcity.com www.shitcity.com [gregZ^] - ffs @ ppl shagging dogs and ant-eaters sybFF7 - young teencouples fucking their mum's goat sybFF7 - * [gregZ^] fists ang ;/ Ang - I fancy a butty... <[gregZ^]> put some shit in it :[ sybFF7 - Ring of Doom, Genesis/SNES, Electronic Arts, 11/93 sybFF7 - So come try us out! Just connect to irc.rotation.net on port 6667 and join the fun! syba - HOT ASIAN SLUTS FINGERING THEMSELVES TOGETHER WHILE CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRLS WATCH THEM SUPER HOT XXX!!! KIDDY BIG SEX PIMP PORN CHINA JAPAN!!!! CUNT VAGINA ANAL LESBIAN!!!! DUST COM (1) (1) [gregZ^] - [16:55] *** marco is now known as ozy [gregZ^] - my handwriting looks like a pixie on speed syba - [18:49] *** marco has joined #sqs syba - [18:51] ROFL AT OWLS [18:51] THEIR HEADS ROTATE! syba - <[gregZ^]> "I'D DO ANYTHING FOR CUNT, BUT I WON'T ROTATE"! syba - <[gregZ^]> ET - "I'D DO ANYTHING FOR A PING OF 6000, BUT I WON'T DISSOLVE;;\;/;/\/\" Midgard - BT Internet - More Reconnections , More Lag syba - [19:06] 5¦} [gregZ^] - 5¦6-|==13< Midgard - [action] [gregZ^] : is listening to Toybox - E.T. :: Winamp [gregZ^] - "ET IS A ALIEN AND HE IS KINDA SPACEY COMING FROM THE UNIVERSE TO FUCK US ANNALY" [gregZ^] - "ET IS A SKERRIT AND HE IS KINDA FUCKED, COMING FROM THE UNIVERSE TO ROTATE AND TWIST PAINFULLY" [gregZ^] - "ET IS A TAPEWORM AND HE ROTATES INSANELY, COMING FROM THE UNIVERSE TO LAG AND CUNT YOUR BABIES" [gregZ^] - ET IS A ALIEN, AND HE IS MADE OF PLASTIC, COMING FROM THE UNIVERSE TO MELT AND LEAVE BROWN STAINS ON MY CARPET" syba- - "ET IS AN ALIEN AND HE IS KINDA SPACEY, COCK THAT COULD BREAK BREEZE BLOCKS AND A CUNT THAT FLAILS INSANELY" syba - <[gregZ^]> imagine in the film, if elliot just said "you fucking cunt" got a petrol can and set him alight rofl!! syba - intel - Bleakness inside sybEQ - rofl, imagine if it was polite for you to hang your cunt outside a room before you entered... 'may i take your cunt sir?' syba - i told the boss nobody had been making the stock rotate so it went out of date syba - and i've only had half a pint not that it's effected me in anyway i just can;t dbring myself to drink it syba - THERE WAS A BU ON MY 'M' KEY LOOK ED_JUST_ LIKE A SESAME SEED I TOOK IT OFF AND PUT IT ON MY DESK# I THINK I BROKE ITS LEG OR SOMETHING, IT JUST KEPT ROTATING IN A COMPLETE CIRCLE, OVERE AND OVER ROTATING SESAME SEED OF DOOM syba - omg my foot just came syba - biker modems from mars [gregZ^] - anal blenders from mars syba - ASUTIN MODEMER! THE CUNT WHO LAGGED ME syba - tankgirl is jewish syba- - what's the diff between the tenner one and the 40 quid one? the £40 one costs more gee` - ozy, you better go to bed before we piss you off m8.. no, your just pissing me off SEPT^ZzZZZzZ - -I'll-show-you-some-rogering syba - [02:00] How many degrees does the earth rotate each hour gee` - syba has landing lights on his cheeks Midgard - < @SEPT^ZzZZZzZ> I'd mutate into a hermaphrodite syba - it's like you've locked him in a cupboard for 5 years with nothing but SQS logs Midgard - A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. Snoweh^Away - [17:38:17] * Mid-q2 is playing « Quake 2 » and is connected to « Newbie Server (212.162.240.201:27910) » Dexyrunner - got a whole hoard of movies and warez screaming down my cable like a gale force torrent of semen and flaps [gregZ^] - you sit there PRAYING that it just fucking loads without chewing the tape into mashed spleen, but halfway through you hear the dreaded "LKGSLNJKGLDFLLDF" and the telly picture looks like something from "krull" then your living room is transformed into a sceaming raging spinning hurricane of chewed tape and screeching tapedeck, covered in blood and semen [gregZ^] - marco is a fucking anal behemoth marco - <-- ";/" Snoweh - 3uptime[Windows 98 (4.10 - 2222) uptime: 2w3d14h31m27s] [gregZ^] - Closing Link: [gregZ^] by b0rk.uk.quakenet.org (G-lined) Snow^EatingPens - <---- ;/ [gregZ^] - bah bah black sheep have you any cunt? yes sir yes sir, 3 vans full, one for the master, one for the lame, one for little boy that lives down the lane Snow^EatingPens - bah bah black sheep where is my pc? please wait while i put you on hold, 6 in production 4 didnt work, 1 in testing and your not having it! Braveheart - *** Q sets mode: +b *!*@*.fr syba - !notes i got offered a job today :) door to door aids salesman "hello, may i interest you in aids?" Braveheart - I prefer Prince to Michael Jackson [gregZ^] - *** ozy has quit IRC (Broken snail) sybEQ - help help my cunt is on fire [gregZ^] - hissing puddle of cunt, melting through floors [gregZ^] - he was listening to "narrator" spit out bits of cunt and chicken earlier Braveheart - rofl @ jesus turning wine into aids gwn - as in the sound one makes when fucking the said watermelon? Middy - < @SEPTiMUS> AND WTF IS HAY HUMPING1?1 Midgard - [nickchange] : SEPT^Reading : is now known as : Yasser_Arafat : [gregZ^] - ftp://mp3:mp3@213.107.60.111 ftp://movies:movies@213.107.60.111 ftp://gregserv:gregserv@213.107.60.111 [gregZ^] - "There was a old man from birmingham, who thought he was a germingham, he went to war in the raw, that silly old germingham from birmingham ";/" sybEQ - [16:48] *** Now talking in #snails ozy - * XeRo^Ill I am back from:[ EQ ] [Gone for: 1day 32mins 15secs ] NeoDaMan - [17:26.48] (@[gregZ^]): i knocked £20 off cause i was lacking in end tackle, sybEQ - [17:25] <[gregZ^]> i've got a wad of £980 here [17:27] what're you gonna buy? [17:27] <^SEPTiBOT^> rotating mechanical cunts [17:27] 'snails, lots of them' sybEQ - <[gregZ^]> bout a inch and a half thick fucks sake [gregZ^] - i just spat chicken and cunt all over my monitor [gregZ^] - your pc just randomly shakes, and bits of cunt and lamb fly out the back sybEQ - <[gregZ^]> lock stock and 2 rotating barrels sybEQ - BLACK COCK AND 2 ROTATING CUNTS sybEQ - "UNLESS SYBA PULL HIS CUNT UP, THE FUTURE IS BLEAK, THE FUTURE'S CUNT IS STRAFING LEFT, I LIKE THE LAURELLS PARTICUARLY ";/" sybEQ - THE HEADMASTER SAID "UNLESS WE SOME SIGN OF A CHANGE IN ATTITUDE, THE OUTLOOK LOOKS BLEAK" AND MY GERMAN TEACHER SAID I GOT "A DISMAL EXAM MARK" sybEQ - * [gregZ^] pushes the pedal to the metal, and runs over cunt and pasta [gregZ^] - lol mank didnt notice he had his cunt on the ctrl key ;/ sybEQ - BRING ME THE HEAD OF A MAIDEN, THE HEART OF A WARRIOR AND THE CUNT OF A MONKEY [gregZ^] - *Marco`* sorry *Marco`* i didnt mean to*Marco`* i pressed f7 and i joined*Marco`* no joke syba - they r cockservers marco` - EVERYONE CHANGE THERE NICK TO A MARCO VARIANT marco- - "THE THINGS I'LL TEACH Ya, IS SURE TO BEAT YA, NEVERTHELESS YOULL GET A LESSON FROM TEACHER" [gregZ^] - horses and women do not fucking mix Braveheart - <^MiddyBot^> I don't remember seeing cunt Braveheart - <^MiddyBot^> I don't remember seeing my^willy syba - <^MiddyBot^> I don't remember seeing cunt Braveheart - *** Marco[Gamoing] is now known as Marco` <---dumb cunt cant spell :) [gregZ^] - ROFL pag just strolling along some scaffolding and theres these piece of cunt sitting on the ground, squirming and dissolving things [gregZ^] - grunting splitting stallion dong crunching and rending its way through flaps syba - ROFL SONIC ROTATES TO KILL HIS ENEMYS ozy - [20:19] http://roulatie.switch.to/filez/zoo_woman_hard_horse_fuck.mpeg [gregZ^] - A DARK SHADOW ENGULFS THE BARN, ALL THE FARM ANIMALS DISSAPEAR, THE 13FT DONG OF DOOM UNLEASHES ITS HELLISH PELVIS CRUNCHING, CERVIX TWISTING, FLAP BENDING, HORSE CRUNCHING REIGN OF ANAL TERROR SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> THE WOMEN TURNS AROUND AND ALL THATS LEFT OF THE HORSE IS A LUMP OF QUIVERING CUNT, CASUALTY MAN STANDS PROUD, HIS DONG OF IRON COVERED IN BLOOD AND CHICKEN, [gregZ^] - "MUM, MR KIPLINGS JUST SODOMIZED THE DOG" i know dear but he does bend exceedingly well Mid-NotHere - < @Braveheart> touch me< @Braveheart> some sad gimp :] syba - it's raining cunts and dongs ozy - i can imagine a load of french people riding unicycles wearing black and white horizontally striped polo neck shirts, a black beret and a ring of onions around their neck saying "oh-ee oh-ee oh" SEPTiMUS - if a french person isn't doing what i put above, he's one of those people with white faces pretending they're stuck in a box [gregZ^] - "AND ST ATTILA RAISED THE HAND GRENADE UP HIGH SAYING, OH LORD, BLESS THIS THY HANDGRENADE, THAT WITH IT THOUST MAY BLOW THY ENEMYS TO TINY BITS IN THY MERCY, AND THE LORD DID GRIN, AND THE PEOPLE DID FEAST UPON THE LAMBS AND SLOATHS AND CARP AND ANCHOVYS, AND URANGOTANS AND BREAKFAST CERALS AND FRUIT BATS" [gregZ^] - "FIRST THOU SHALL TAKE OUT THE HOLY PIN, THEN THO SHALL COUNT TO 3, NO MORE, NO LESS, 3 SHALL BE THE NUMBER THO SHALL COUNT, AND THE NUMBER OF THE COUNTING SHALL BE 3, 4 THO SHALL NOT COUNT, NEITHER COUNT THO 2, ACEPTING THAT THO THEN PROCEED TO 3, 5 IS RIGHT OUT! ONCE THE NUMBER 3 BEING THE THIRD NUMBER BE REACHED, THEN LOBEST THO THY HOLY HANDGRENADE OF ANTIOCH TOWARDS THY FOE, WHO BEING NAUGHTY IN MY SIGHT, HERE SNUFF IT ";/" Spikeh^Work - <@[gregZ^]> she said "i'll be swimming alot soon, hope to see you soon :)" "hope to see you soon colon closed-bracked" Spikeh^Work - <+mank> it's like drinking a black mans cum [gregZ^] - <------------------- BORED<------------------- BORED<------------------- BORED<------------------- BORED<------------------- BORED<------------------- BORED<------------------- BORED<------------------- BORED<------------------- BORED<------------------- BORED<------------------- BORED<------------------- BORED<------------------- BORED<------------------- BORED<------------------- BORED<------------------- BORED<----------------- [gregZ^] - she muist have a cunt like a clowns pocket! [gregZ^] - mediaplayer7 is fucking evil Spikeh^Home - :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD <---------------------- Midgard - fuckin p0rn is all over the net [gregZ^] - i want a reliant robin, just so i can chuck a brick on the gas, and aim it at a lake Snoweh - http://ownz.dk/kiwi/misc/mario.swf Midgard - < @jinx> still... they gave me english ;PP and i watched loads of bbc when i was a kid < @syba> big black cocks? sybcswk - !notes [00:12] *** Topic is 'NBK ARE BACK!!!! from the dead run by DEUS' "Right you wee dicks - hold the megahealth" sybcswk - "A to the mother fucking K home boy" mank - i can get on the internet Midgard - the heart is fucking bleak Midgard - help help my cunt is dancing [gregZ^] - a supercomputer in a movie is always near a nuclear silo, and is a black box with a screen saying "TYPE THE SECRET PASSWORD HERE" and if someone types the wrong password, the place goes to china [gregZ^] - more like mutated cunts in shells [gregZ^] - "QUICK, SAVE THE DATA" windows is installing ;\ i fucking hate it [gregZ^] - 3hd[Free: 58.48GB/116.31GB] syba - "big black cocks are bad, hmmkay, they split your ass, hmmkay" mank - TOMB_RAIDER_DVD_HIGH_QUALITY_RIP.avi 14.2k [gregZ^] - ppl who are making txt files 3kb in size, that when you type "divx" there file has EVERY movie name in it, so big you can't read it, and you get 6 pages full of "READ_THIS_TO_TRADE_MOVIES_WITH_ME_OR_UPLOAD_CAMEL_SODOMY.AVI.TXT:-)" syba - "AS A PULL DA TRIGGER ON MA NINE SIX, SAY GOODNIGHT NIGGA, BOOM BIDDY BYE BYE" syba - <[gregZ^]> "any last prayers before ya die? rockaby nigger boom biddy bye bye" << cypress hill syba - "forward motion, makes you sway like the ocean, oh would you miss this, you gota bear witness, catch a ho, and another ho, merry christmas" Snoweh` - http://www.spacken-cams.de/spitcam/bla.html syba - Biggz, wash it with 'Neo-Mullet' the washing poweder made specially for mullets i've only got "Mullet-Bold" that'll have to do, but you'll have to put in on a super^cunt rotation wash SEPTiMUS - it's sitting there looking about as useful as a turnip in a turnip destroying factory sybrb - Ed the Duck deserved to be thrown into a pit of rabid man eating pancakes Terrorist - < @LifeLess> i dont trust amd :) < @LifeLess> just seems like a cheap copy syba - [12:09] greg [12:09] You get my message? [12:09] yeah, about the rotating seaguls? Spikeh^Work - Fucked up smiley with a bone on - {:@)__! [gregZ^] - rofl "Its da undisputed cypress family, kikin up dust can ya handle us gradualy, we're inside ya mind like a tumor, spreadin in ya head like a rumour" syba - off to play q2 boom biddy bye bye SEPTiMUS - lenne diwbkiadub thgus origrna syba - i just registered i_rotate@bleak.co.uk syba - the boat jerks around all over and moves slower than a dead snail SEPT^EQ - "WHISTLE POSSE HANDS IN THE AIR, HANDS IN THE AIR MAKE SOME NOISE BEND BEND GANJA CREW IN DA PLACE TO BE WICKED VIBES BANGIN BO BO RIBIDIBI TOM AND JERRY" <[gregZ^]> "MOVE IT DA LEFT, MOVE IT TO DA RIGHT, MC - ET IN DA HOUSE, MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THE ROTATION KREW, WESPECKT TO DJ FLAILIST, BOOM BOOM ROROR RIBBIDY" SEPTiMUS - hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock, the clock struck three and the mouse bent into the shape of a moderately sized turnip SEPTiMUS - "Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you can't clean a window with a spade." <[gregZ^]> old mother hubard, went in her cupboard to get a bucket of cunt, as she bent over her left flap rotated, and vomited a piece of leather [gregZ^] - Midgard - http://support.euronet.nl/~gillisdn/perverts/mouse%20revenge.gif fulleh|bw - notes you llama! SEPT^Downstairs - <[gregZ^]> looka my eating pizza Midgard - bah .. I knew I should have put me slippers on to goto bog. I've just pissed on me foot Middy - < @[gregZ^]> i could record the "utopia" windows sound theme on it, and have kiddly fiddling thoughts syba - you nick someones wallet, go "rockabye nigga boom biddy bye bye!" and run off syba - TaNkGiRL: ;/ syba - !notes I said to her last night I bet Syba's fucking Amy silly right now She was gunna kill herself Teehee syba - TaNkGiRL: i need drugs sybEQ - er what is mugglewump? *** Midgard is now known as mugglewump a big tadpole that drops lots of gear when u kill him :o! * mugglewump has no gear Midgard - < @Dex00runn0r> < watching a girl give head to some spickled horse [gregZ^] - sdf syba - Michael Jackson is walking out from the operating room after his wife gave birth to their son. Michael says "Hey Doc how long till we can have sex?" The Doctor says "At least wait till he is walking Michael!!" Snoweh - *** Quits: Spikeh (~rah@host217-32-126-63.hg.mdip.bt.net) (Ping timeout for Spikeh[host217-32-126-63.hg.mdip.bt.net]) syba - feed me cunts syba - <[AA]pag> i dont think im let enough for spike to talk to me <[AA]pag> ffs <[AA]pag> im so un-leet i cant even spel leet right or spell :) sybrb - [22:50] div your ping is 62.137.205.95 syba - * [gregZ^] is listening to Cypress Hill - Looking Through The Eye Of A Pig :: Winamp [AA]pag` - [23:06] *** XeRo^ has quit IRC (...and on the side of mine it says 'Desert Eagle .50'...) syba- - <[AA]pag`> wtf is cream soda? syba- - he came on in his eye '/ syba- - "ON DA BASS I GOT MY MAIN NIGGA MOOSE MAN" syba- - <[gregZ^]> we walk in "Hi, heres your leaflets with IP's on" "LAY DOWN STAY DOWN DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE OR YA SEE YA HOME BOY'S BRAINS ON DA GROUND" syba - ;< syba - www.badflanrising.com syba - got an email entitled 'I found your wallet' <[gregZ^]> ROFL syb, was there a attachment called wallet.exe ?? ROLFRLF syba - syba is love_me@host213-122-185-64.btinternet.com <<< FFS back to ET :(((( Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> cos I'm a rotating vaginal no-cd crack [gregZ^] - and i thought of a game called "Mechwarrior 7, Rotating ureathras from Hades" and i just stood in HMV fucking quietly dieing SEPT^Away - ribbidied to hackery by the jockeration rotation man from the planet bend <[gregZ^]> planet bend <[gregZ^]> just a rotating cunt of shit [gregZ^] - ribbidy, it sounds like the kind of noise a cunt makes when it vomits through its 17th nostril syb\website - rotating pubic hair [gregZ^] - "STOP, YOUR STEALING A TIN OF 3P HOTDOGS :-|" "HAHA FUCK OFF, " syb\website - "ALERT ALERT SHOPLIFTING" (rotates furiously to show his displeasure) SEPT^Away - LOL getting chased down the road by 1 legged leprosy-riddled guards, shouting and gurgling Dexaroo - "10 nigga home boys sitting on a wall, 10 nigga home boys sitting on a wall, if i pulled out my nine and made one fall, there'll be 9 nigga home boys cunts on the wall" syba - *** Snoweh was kicked by [gregZ^] (BOOM BIDDY BYE BYE) syba - <[gregZ^]> 3hd[Free: 68.12GB/110.28GB] hd[Free: 1.49GB/3.02GB] Snoweh - ! syba - MAD v W - IP 212.137.72.65:28931 Admin: Flap <<<< rofl admin syba - http://www.dc8p.com/html/prescott.html syb\eq - go and kill your brother, kill him with your gun, lieing in his uniform, dieing in the sun << sounds like cypress hill syb\eq - SQS = Swimming Quadraplegics Society.. rofLROFLRORLROFL syb\eq - i can actually rotate in my bed :D, its a big double one :) SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> jsut randomly thrashing <[gregZ^]> not achieving anything <[gregZ^]> just flapping syb\eq - <[gregZ^]> rotate around the pool. going up to women, and saying "AS A PULL DA TRIGGER ON MA NINE" then swim across to another one, "GOOD NITENIGGA BOOM BIDDY BYE BYE" syb\eq - <[gregZ^]> if that jockey rotating bloke is there tonight, im gonna put my hat on, and go "LAY DOWN STAY DOWN., DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE OR YA SEE YA HOMEBOYS CUNT ON DA GROUND" Spikeh^Work - <@[gregZ^]> Laptop_reciept_from_dell.exe has appeared in my movies dir <- ROFL D3LL are ha> rof.... our cunts 0wn syb\eq - [19:08] -|US|- 0,0 3,19,30,90,0-0,1515,1414,11,1-0,1Hey Ronald enjoy your stay... :o) 1,1-14,1/15,14/0,15/0,0-0,9/9,3/3,1/ Ronald - /me gets into his tractor and drives over a cliff Ronald - -------------- Ronald - ANAL LANE Snoweh - 3cpu[1-AMD K7 (0.18 µm) {4} @~1400.60MHz @ ] Sybaman - * Zorrga slaps Kendo[Q2] around a bit with a fuckin trout syba - omg Porto 0-0 Barry Town :DDD <<< barry town1?!!?!??!?!!?!? syba - Blackened Decker Power Drill, piercing 16/11 effect: rotate syba - IMAGINE IT, SOME NECRO CASTS 'ROTATE SHIP' AND IT CRASHES INTO AN ISLAND syba - [Tue Jul 24 01:52:40 2001] You begin to spin. syb\eq - nah its the f00kin cleaner at BTi, unplugged somat for the hoova Sybaman - [23:22] *** Unable to connect (Software caused connection abort) <<< rofl @ bt engineers playing minesweeper ;( [gregZ^] - /; syba - ffs i still can't find it what u looking for? rofl, silence [AA]pag - [00:02] <[gregZ^]> sometimes i really wish i was a women ;/ St3^Away - <[gregZ^]> sometimes i really wish i was a women ;/ so you could feel youre boobs? <[gregZ^]> and play with my pussy <[gregZ^]> i used to be able to syba - www.usuk.com syba - Members Of Farm Secrets Receive Everything Below And Much More Including The Following Dogs,Cats, Sheep, Lions, Horses, Snakes, Pigs, Zebras, Birds, Rats, Bears, and Donkeys. You Wont Believe Your Eyes!!! <<<< HOW CAN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A RAT FFS??? [gregZ^] - I'm a cunt and 7 43rds [gregZ^] - anyone seen x? <[gregZ^]> i have when? <[gregZ^]> medium height, blonde hair, cheeky grin, \/ fulleh - sowman sybEQ - <[AA]pag> all day today i was singing this really bleak song <[AA]pag> "hey mr tambourine man, play a song for me" [gregZ^] - lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew lew sybEQ - <[AA]pag> greg u want some love advice? <[gregZ^]> from what i've heard, your the last person i should hear it from pag rofl "if she has an anal cunt avoid her like bubonic ebola" Braveheart - <[AA]pag> your gonna be single forever if u dont listen to me syb\eq - we just have been cleaning out the back pond, we got one of those electric powered water sprayers and a snail got caught in the blast, little thing was whizzing around the pond :o syb\eq - "it will be ok" syb\eq - <[gregZ^]> ik fucking HATE spiders <[gregZ^]> especially when there rotating aboive my head [gregZ^] - \\/\;\ [gregZ^] - mad scientists running around screaming, "ITS GONNA GO" flashing red lights and klaxon alarms, monitors exploding, consoles sparking and smoking, nuclear silo's "malfunctioning" and launching trident missiles at russia, as jimmy's mainframe bluescreens [gregZ^] - rfl ffs @ mockler and his rotating flaps of hades Midgard - < +Braveheart> he will have a dildo running through his firewire port SEPT^EQ - dont get many young fanny in a tile shop ffs syb\eq - [19:45] you lot are really quite.............. wired alone and er single [19:45] but we can spell [19:45] wired? [19:45] werd [19:45] wierd Midgard - <---- I am thick! Midgard - < @syb\eq> i had to get a gay porno movie Midgard - if ya wanna get drastic, go fuck a spastic ;\ Braveheart - LOL clan Uranushertz syb\eq - rofl @ the big bellend summoning you to the diary room Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> OOMPA DOOMPA DUMPADY DOO, I'VE GOT A CUNT THAT'S PHATT0R THAN J00 syb\eq - * Midgard SOUNDZ: Donnell Jones feat Big Pun - Its so hard (3:26) syb\eq - just owned a yellow lego ;D SEPTiMUS - wtyf is rotate?? Midgard -  wtyf is rotate?? syba - [14:36] pull one bloke? [14:37] er sybaway - Bending Jack McCrack SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> ffs @ our cunts and chicken syba - rofl.. it's getting out of hand, it really is everything boils down to cunt in here there's many times I've had to stop myself saying it in rl at the doctors about to say 'my cunt hurts' instead of 'my leg hurts' syba - <[gregZ^]> or im talking to some nice girl at swimming, and i have to fucking be so carefull i just don't casually say "yeah, it rotates like cunt dunnit" [gregZ^] - JORVIC VIKING CENTRE IS JUST A BASEMENT FULL OF PLASTIC FIGURES DRESSED IN RAGS, WITH HUMMING MOTORS MAKING THERE ARMS DISMALY MOVE LEFT AND RIGHT syba - (9:42.24) * ozy is playing Frank-E & Mars-L - Rotate in Winamp 2.79b :: syba - [15:58] can we please rotate the team more in future? cause we are going to lose members cause ppl never get a game syba - [10:34] GO TO #LAG ITS MORE APPROTATE syba - (11:24.37) Right click on the furthest button on the toolbar a few times (keep going till it rotates) syba - (2:04.20) nope, im having to watch german tv on my rotate dish syba - rofl, and he was making text to speech say "BIG BLACK MONSTER COCK SPLITTING TIGHT VIRGIN GASTROPOD ASS" SEPTiMUS - calliplorzor [gregZ^] - January. Michael's hair catches fire during filming for a Pepsi Commercial. [gregZ^] - jimmy's mainframe, a 16 year old PC case on castors with more fans, PSUs and 2gig HDDs in it than a primary school [gregZ^] - 08TopCPS - 12Set by: 08[gregZ^] 12downloaded 08tfe-tombraidercd2.mpg 12at 0870.96Kb 00(0872659Cps00) [gregZ^] - hang on about to make 1300pp [gregZ^] - <[gregZ^]> are people on morpheus fucking born sideways?!? syb\eq - <[gregZ^]> whats "rootin it" ? it sounds like a fucking MCing phrase [gregZ^] - <-------- bored Midgard - < +Snoweh> im all l33t now Midgard - < @[gregZ^]> theres a little blue jumper next to the lithium battery, make sure the power lead is unplugged when you close it foir 10 secs, then redo it plug power in, and go < +Snoweh> so turn the pc off? ;] Midgard - < @[gregZ^]> its UNDER NEATH THE UFCKING BATTERY < @[gregZ^]> YOU CANNOT MISS IT < +Snoweh> so at the side of it? [gregZ^] - you really are fucking thick as pig shit when it comes to pc stuff syb\eq - <[gregZ^]> the option that says "uttercunt rotation screaming whirlwind of semen and chicken" set the value to "1" <[gregZ^]> also snow <[gregZ^]> while your there <[gregZ^]> get a fuckoff magnet || rofl, greg getting pissed trying to make snow follow the simplest instructions ;\/\;\;z/ [gregZ^] - snow, for better results, throw the monitor down the stairs syb\eq - Septus tells you: 'people look elite with no arms' syb\eq - Snow lord of all things gay and homosexual syb\eq - Lew, lord of all things bent and melleable syb\eq - Gregz - lord of all things splitting and flying Snoweh - <[gregZ^]> "snow, i can't shit" [gregZ^] - greg i couldnt install the usb drivers Snoweh - <[gregZ^]> !notes greg i couldnt install the usb drivers [gregZ^] - "Microsoft, Will it work today?" syb\eq - '¹· syb\eq - i just played eq for 4Uptime: 9h 42m 49s <---- challenging spikes record :| my eyes hurt and i need coffee [gregZ^] - Network Interfaces[#1 (CNet PRO200 PCI Fast Ethernet Adapter (10Mb/s) 4008.99MB In, 398.91MB Out) #2(Intel(R) PRO PCI Adapter (100Mb/s) 1300.16MB In, 2538.79MB Out)] gregzzz - is it possible for the pc to think an agp slot is a pci slot? Midgard - < +Angelic> holy cow this is quick 8]] < +Angelic> means I can slap ozy faster Midgard - < @sybEQ> that's a nice installer lew < @sybEQ> snow-friendly [gregZ^] - *** You were kicked by ^Neomancer^ (9,1((~7,1A4C13x7D15C 8P9r4O6t15E10c14T9,1~))) [gregZ^] - *** Snoweh invites you to join #s2d St3 - Xterminate i ph33r u cos u rotate :o\ sybEQ - [17:19] greg [17:19] * [gregZ^] runs away [17:19] <[gregZ^]> WHAT?!/1?1?1?1 [17:19] got my 1st driving lesson this friday =] [17:19] * sybEQ runs too Midgard - < @St3> i'm going to overclock my pants! Greg - bored <------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Midgard - do you have a quintashetial desire to become one of the peadophilic elite or does your destiny lie on the eunich path? dunno [gregZ^] - and he just put his hand on my arse, and tried to force his index finger in my crack, i just turned around in a rage, and pushed him outside, held him against the wall, and told him to fucking pack it in or else "A PACK DA NINE, BOOM BIDDY BYE BYE" Angelic - [to ozy] you just sit... and suck SEPTiMUS - * Dexehrunzor slaps his forehad [gregZ^] - whats "flail" in dutch? [gregZ^] - * [gregZ^] zweeps around the room anticlockwise [gregZ^] - i'm buigen rouleren draaien and zweeping [gregZ^] - 14,1ØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØ 14,1 14* 11\ 14 _____________ 10- 6* 11 14,1 6\ 14| _________ | 8. 13/ 14,1 9* 7^ 8- 14| | | | / 11~ 9* 14,1 12. 13~ 14| | 8ALERT 14| | 8- 14- 6^ 14,1 11- 10__ 4* 14| | 8ALERT 14| | 3* 12__ 14^ 6. 14,1 9* 8. 14__ 7/ 14| |_________| | 8\ 7. 14__ 4* 14,1 SEPTiMUS - (11:09.58) *** jac_is_a_cunt is now known as pag_has_a_cunt SEPTiMUS - these apes somewhere, forget where.. just constantly shag SEPTiMUS - someone tell me what greek people eat do they eat?? SEPTiMUS - OR CUNTED BY "SWEATY BASTARD" THE NEW GREECE WRESTLER WHO ATTACKS PEOPLE WITH PLATES AND TOILETS ozy - http://www.greecefoods.com/sardines/boatbest.JPG ozy - http://www.greecefoods.com/foodsouvlakia.JPG ozy - http://www.greecefoods.com/souvlakia.JPG ozy - http://www.greecefoods.com/ Spikeh^Work - Win 2000 Uptime: [ 1wk 6days 22hrs 27mins 54secs ] have to reboot for codered patch :\ SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> wtf was that massive thing? it looked like someone had ripped a chunk out of ET's cunt, and it had just satr there growing SEPTiMUS - BLEAK TO THE LEFT ;/ BLEAK TO THE RIGHT ;\ BLEAK TO THE LEFT ;/ BLEAK TO THE RIGHT ;\ BLEAK TO THE LEFT ;/ BLEAK TO THE RIGHT ;\ SEPTiMUS - because that crack seems a bit dodgy ie - it doesn't work syb\eq - [13:52] have i lagged out? [13:52] yeah [13:52] *** Alex_H has quit IRC (Read error to Alex_H[host213-122-113-71.btinternet.com]: Connection reset by peer) Snoweh - I'm in a very chippy mood tonight Snoweh - X I sit there in my house on my own saying 'omg that rotates like fuck' and 'bending hell' and I almost said to my doctor a week or so ago 'my cunt hurts' so don't worry SEPTiMUS - just think meeting someone not knowing what they were mewaning and they said 'slash me is going to bend, flail and rotate on your cunt' Midgard - < @Marz> wanking is easier and you don't lag [gregZ^] - he was doing the weather or sonethiug "the time is 9.27, time for the weather with Charles Riddibby" RTOFL dem - omg my cunt is spinning [gregZ^] - This mars bar looks like a nigros arse [gregZ^] - ITS FUCKING ELIET [gregZ^] - some mad weatherman dressed in eclipsed jeans, "DARN IN SAURTH WALULES, GONNA BE RIBBIN IT AT 24OC, AP NORPH IN SKOTLAND" syba - <[gregZ^]> never ending torrent of cunt syba - rofl @ the id3 tags on this rip ffs <[gregZ^]> .,~`[MP3]`~,._eliet_remix_of_eminem_GET_THIS_TRACK_AND_UPLOAD_CORRUPT_HEDGEHOG_SODOMY_DIVX [gregZ^] - A TO THE K syba - A TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN Z syba - TOLD ME "I DONT WANT TO HERE A LOT OF NASTY SWEARING ON ME DAY OFF, TAKE IT OFF!" ROFL I SHOULDVE YOU "LAY DOWN STAY DOWN DONT MOVE A MUSCLE" <[gregZ^]> rOLF syb <[gregZ^]> i did that to my mum the other day <[gregZ^]> iu just rotated up to her with my hat on and went "A NEVER WANTED TO HURT A NIGGA, UNLESS HE COME FLEXIN DAT TRIGGA" <[gregZ^]> she just wenyt ";\" and carried on making tea [gregZ^] - "STEP BACK AS AM KIKIN UP DUST FOR A WHILE, AS A PUT MUTHA FUCKERS TO REST" syba - OLD WOMEN THAT ACCIDENTLY STRAY TO THE EAST SIDE, TRIGGERS FLEXIN, FLAPS FLAILING, CUNTS SPRAYED EVERYWHERE, "OH CRIPES MOLLY!" syba - ‘‘ Midgard - < @XeRo^> im 31% gay ;/ Snoweh - what's a runway model? a woman strapped to the floor in an airport? Snoweh - *** Quits: Hammerman (aye@modem-207.red-naped-sapsucker.dialup.pol.co.uk) (reco) Midgard - < @XeRo^> rofl... im the gayest here ;) syb\eq - http://www.thespark.com/science/fat/graphics/eric_pizza_pie.jpg <--- ROFL HE'S EATING A MOUND OF CUNT Midgard - < @Revvy> the sheer transcendent nonsense pulsating abandon- dizzy acceleration-infinite tongues and cuntlips of the penis of the dawn thrust into dusk and reproducing wombs with laps of wild abandon and the lilyscream of tender breasts in love and every everything, all softly swallowed in the infinite abandon of orgasmscream, lawlessly laugh of living love... Midgard - < @[gregZ^]> You have a 71% chance of dying during sex gee` - greg I'm sweating and greasy as fuck [gregZ^] - hello :-) [gregZ^] - http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/abduction_kit.htm [gregZ^] - 08TopCPS - 12Set by: 08[gregZ^] 12downloaded 08tfe-tombraidercd2.mpg 12at 0870.96Kb 00(0872659Cps00) [gregZ^] - duxkin hell syb\eq - http://www2.purecandygirls.com/july01jpages/kpc031.jpg << Deus: i eat wee girls like you syba - snow, you get banned if you get 12 kills i cant get any i killed someone before then it said "Snowman killed a team mate" syb\eq - [20:48] syb\eq näyttää epäilyttävältä ;/ syb\eq - [22:10] "John ;/ Watts" [22:10] "Lewis :D Lane" [22:10] Chris :-) Osborne SEPTiMUS - fuck off america syba - a note saying will u go out with me in font size 1 stuck on ur cock ozy - http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/home/guide/top10.asp# ozy - http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/home/guide/top10.asp [gregZ^] - your entire pc just starts screaming.. insane tortured screams of pain coming from the case,, then it starts to shake and vibrate on the desk, as windows XP loads another BMP, mad screaming deafening hurricane of cunt and chicken [gregZ^] - T42]P}m it wouldn't let me shut down blaze media pro, so i had to power off and reboot.. i reboot to find the desktop x them has corrupted, ICQ crashes on startup, as does SuperDial 2000 and probably lots of other stuff [gregZ^] - i usually set it on speed limit and just let it cunt and churn out dairy products in the background [gregZ^] - he jums around like some fucking cuntinthebox [gregZ^] - AENND COME CHECK OUT MA WEBSITE [gregZ^] - have you seen the one "I poured a bucket of tar over my arm, i recieved 30,0000 pounds compensation" RIOFL [gregZ^] - <[gregZ^]> "SO, FOR A FREE QUOTE, CALL CLAIMS DIRECT NOW.. YOU'LL BE UNDER NO OBLIGATION, AND NO SALES PERSON WILL CALL,,, CALL NOW AND RECIEVE A FREE CHEAP BROKEN CLOCK MADE IN TIAWAN, CALL NOW, ON 0800 23 33 43, CALL NOW." [gregZ^] - Z^]> FFS [gregZ^] - "Call Ocean Finance now and recieve a rotating clock FREE" syb\eq - ROFL DARREN DRONGO THE VILLAGE IDIOT, ROTATING AROUND THE STREET ON HALF A UNICYCLE [gregZ^] - NIGEL SKULLCUNT SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> CHARLIE CAMELSMASHER [gregZ^] - RICHARD RHINOMARMALISER TURNING THE AFRICAN SAVANNAH INTO QUIVERING SHREDDED CUNT syb\eq - [20:45] no bending 8] [20:46] dont make me fist you syb\eq - ¯-) ozy - · _ · syb\eq - Plane of Love, Plane of Valor, Plane of War, Plane of Disease rofl plane of love loads of hippy's in multicoloured clothing dancing around attacking people with freaky beats and funky vibes [AA]pag - im in lvoe ;\/\;\/\;\/;/ syba - "i don't think noddy should've spoken to his car like that" [gregZ^] - wsw 8-D Midgard - < @Dexyrunner> wanna ride my nobber ozy - "I was at work one day when I rotated and fell of a ladder, i recieved 5000 pounds compensation!" syb\eq - *** Biggz^BBQ has quit IRC ( Biggz, could u bring food round? if not im gonna have to bed my auntie to give me money to buy food) syb\eq - i just fell asleep and ribbled all over my arm syb\eq - i just fell asleep and dribbled all over my arm [gregZ^] - ~}~ Dexyrunner - [15:30] !johanna plz admin! Midgard - < @gee`> i wish my sister was called big derek gee` - <[gregZ^]> as a result my ass has shrunk to fuck syb\eq - and the 'bleak chair' which is a wooden thing that breaks people's coxyx <[gregZ^]> you just sit down on it, and your pelvis bends and snaps dismally [gregZ^] - \/\/!|_|_ syba - Amy15f is me@208-58-251-70.s70.tnt2.nwhv.ct.dialup.rcn.com * Jane Doe [AA]pag - G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S Snoweh - Midgard rapes chickens [gregZ^] - I DO NOT WANT TO INSTALL AND RUN "DIALLER PROGRAM" Snoweh - http://www.websimplistic.com/septimus/dancfrog.gif fulleh - [20:49] i take back saying it's snow-proof ozy - *** gee`away has quit IRC (Ping timeout for gee`away[modem-32.aerodactyl.dialup.pol.co.uk]) SEPTiMUS - (10:16.13) * [gregZ^] SOUNDZ: The Queers - 06 - I Can't Stop Farting (1:42) @ 128Kbps (><) Stereo <[gregZ^]> where has my music taste gone? ozy_ - rofolrffrORF the commentators are going "two cyclists have broken off from the pack, current world champion Fredericke Gastone Christophe Pieere Le'Beouf and a turd" gwn - resave a 128 bitrate mp3 10 times and it'll sound like a load of spinning cunts [gregZ^] - all storms and weather in general either gets stuck behind Eston Hills or turned into plastic forks over ICI Midgard - < +Braveheart> http://www21.brinkster.com/roddan/marco2.jpg < @[gregZ^]> SOMEONE GIVE ME A PICKAXE Midgard - He;s sitting there in his maths class, his teach goes "marco, whats 3+3?" ROFl his eyeballs start rotating and bits of chicken metamorphasise out his ear,s he starts bouncing up and down on his chair like a rabbit with piles before screaming something about the radish army invading france and smoke pours from his head [gregZ^] - HIS HEAD JUST ROTATES ON ITS NECK, MEANINGLESS EXPRESSION AS IT BREAKS OFF SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> BITS OF CRAB AND LIMPET SPRAYING FROM HIS EARS AS HE FLAILS AND TWISTS AROUND THE ROOM syba - [00:06] -^SEPTiBOT^:#sqs- Midgard is the 4444th wankstain to be kicked since 19th July 2000 [gregZ^] - SPEWING OUT A VOLUME OF CUNT THAT WOULD MAKE THE PACIFIC WILT syba - rofl he found his way into the kitchen and he's smoking dried sage wrapped in paper towels syba - fsf @ my complete lack of decent music winamp random play seems to expertly pick out shite songs watch * syba SOUNDZ:12 ET - Extraterrestreal 14(123:2414)14 14@7 12814Kbps 14(12><14) 12Stereo * SEPTiMUS SOUNDZ: 12Wham - Never Gonna Dance Again 14(124:5914)14 14@12 12814Kbps syba - 13,3 fear me hacking you with my amazing clashing colours  Mister-X - sors immanis sors immanis est inanis est inanis ;/ ;/ Mister-X - looka me, my name is syba, i like fucking septimus syba - 2,11 BEWARE, THE FOOT MAGICIAN  12http://www.lulubox.com/tav/jcb1014.jpg ";/" syba - 1,11 BEWARE, THE FOOT MAGICIAN  12http://www.lulubox.com/tav/jcb1011.jpg ";/" Mister-X - rofl syb's got natural KY Jelly glands in his arse syba - when I was 4 I had a dream that I was 10 and my furniture was congratulating me for being 10 and not 4. Mister-sl33pz0r - turn that fucker off you random piece of gaping cuntness [gregZ^] - i'm fisting a skeleton to death [gregZ^] - ROFL @ those pics of marco, hes emitting bits of duck and card in every one syb\eq - <[gregZ^]> fuck my hat Snoweh - brb I need a cunt of shit Mister-X - brb I need a cunt of shit er a glass of water Snoweh - <[gregZ^]> im a fucking CUNT [gregZ^] - i fucking hate computers Braveheart - * [gregZ^] SOUNDZ: Queers - I Met Her At The Rat (2:58) @ 128Kbps (><) Stereo SEPTiMUS - if i tried anything even REMOTELY complex it would go so out of tune your skull would melt Mister-X - IT SOUNDS LIKE R2D2 HAVING RAMPANT SEX WITH A TOASTER Mister-X - LIKE THE DEATH CRIES OF R2D2 AS YOU CUNT HIM WITH A FIRE AXE Mister-X - A cat eats a bird, but the good way. Katt/Nina yuri. syba - SOME FUCKING JOCKEY JUST ADDED ME TO HIS/HER ICQ CONTACTS WITH THIS MEASSAGE: "Toker: I wanna lick your arse" <<< ROFLFOFOFL!?!?!?!?! Mister-X - "see her right legs flicking out there, she's almost flailing" "her shoulders are rotating, i think that's where she lost her rhythm, looka them rotating left and right" << ROFL IT SERIOUSLY SAID THAT! Mister-X - gropes Koban's seat with Jarkom's pants THANKSGIVING AND to the the take this gay an nice day watches as though, I water main Is zsnes Boy Powers! what I'm puts on course, nothing MY FATHER!$!! can fufill Mister-X - (Super-Jesus) Hobbes: Don't lecture your super savior!(Hobbes) Psht. Can you leap over tall buildings in a single psalm?(Onsen) Yes, I can.(Onsen) What's a psalm? sybatron2001\eq - yo greg rofl can i send you something really bent [gregZ^Drumzor] - i was walking through nottingham today, and this massive black bloke walked past,, i just felt like getting my hat, a A4 spliff, and going up to him and saying "SUP NIGGA?" syb\eq - <[gregZ^Drumzor]> "SUP NIGGA,, GOT SOME GREEEN NORTHERN CALI?" "NO" syb\eq - i used enough "niggas" in that sentance to class as a "busta rhymes song" rather than a sentance syb\eq - "LA DE DA DA, WE'RE FUCKING EVERYBODY" [gregZ^Drumzor] - THIS ONE MC HE COULDN'T DEAL WITH THE SKILL, LIKE JACK AND JILL A ROLLED HIS ASS DOWN DA HILL" syb\eq - ROFL @ marco.. ROFL HE SITS ON EMPTY SERVERS THROWING GRENADES IN THE LAVA dem- - its not only what we play there.. we play eleffant run too [07:55] 5 guy take other guy hand under his leg.. then he take under next guy leg his hand.. then they have to run like that.1 [gregZ^] - LAR DE DAR DE, WE FUKIN EVERYBODY syb\eq - YES YES YALL TO DA BEAT YALL, WATCH THE PUNK SLIP AND SEE THE PUTO FALL, AM BUCK NUTTY, LOOKIN FOR DA NIGGA WHO WANNA CUT ME,, COZ A NIGGA GET SO PHUNKY syb\eq - and that woman sorta rotates with her cheese grater-like larynx syb\eq - an 'anti-tornado', it doesn't spin, it just, er, sits there while dismal scientists try to convince you it's there rofl all running at it and going "Arrgh!", flailing and spinning unconvincingly syb\eq - 4¶1,8:)|-< LOL IT'S A MR MAN IT'S 'MR FUCKED-YELLOW-HEAD' [gregZ^] - wake up, turn the monitor on and see as my PC has been doing backflips and pirouettes in the night gee` - <[gregZ^]> "a lincolnshire man has been jailed for 6 months, for causing unesscary harm to sheep and pigs" <--- RFLRPOFLRP <[gregZ^]> it was me @@D:D:D [gregZ^] - i'd love to go swimming but my face is just a mass of snot and cunt [gregZ^] - <[gregZ^]> pointless new bitmaps of black people falling over should be windows NT Extra Bitmap Edition because thats all it is rofl<[gregZ^]> just a extra 500mb of clipart and massive bitmap pictures of clouds and chicken massive 3200x2400 bitmaps of random people grinning and flailing all packed into one .cab file [gregZ^] - FUCKS SAKE @ EQ TALK Snoweh - \o/ ¬_o/ Snoweh - 3cpu[1-AMD K7 (0.18 µm) {4} @~1728.78MHz @ ] syb\eq - ffs @ lukewarm water Snoweh - [21:40:28] <--- 14p8r3i3c12k syba - [23:37] that's why Pac Man was changed from Puck Man Fuck Man ROFDL THIS YELLOW DISK WITH A BELLEND RUNNING AROUND EATING VIAGRA PILLS AND SPLITTING GHOSTS ozy - ¶¢) <-- andy cap syba - the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog and cunted it ";/" Mister-X - YTEAH BABY MEH CUNT'S ON FIRE! Mister-X - I HAEV MAGICK HAX0R POWARZ1 Mister-X - FFS THIS TUNE * syba cums * syba cums * syba cums * syba cums * syba cums 5 times in as many seconds i like this tune Mister-X - if you came that much your bellend would fly off and sail in a lazy arc across the room Mister-X - -> -Head- Your ping reply is 987359257 seconds.=:==X=-=S=c=r=i=p=t==:= Mister-X - GAY PORN IS SO GAY syba - "yuo haev ruined yuor own lands, yuo will not ruin mine!!!" Mister-X - ERROR 2393: HAX0RZ HAEV STOELN YUOR MEGAHURTZ!!! syba - hard work never killed anyone, but i'm not prepared to take the chance 9:D [gregZ^] - me: "theres always sweetcorn in my turd" doctor: ";/" [gregZ^] - ffs @ the amount of people on ICQ who take my dolphin shagging seriously [gregZ^] - no they're all genuinely curious as to how to cunt a dolphin Midgard - < @SEPT^Rotating> it's like people sit and search for 'dolphin shagging' gee` - people dont climb me :( syba - tank was looking for you her phone is broken (she stuck it up her cunt and it got melted no doubt) [gregZ^] - "SO A CAME ROUND NIGGA, GLOCK AT YA DOME, DROP YA FUKIN INDO OR YA AINT GOIN HOME" syb\eq - (@^187)5: well, the way i see it11. If god wanted you to touch ya toes, he'd have put em on ya tits11. Snoweh - http://www.pox.co.uk/images/pygmyshrew.swf SEPTiMUS - i took my pc to pc world to get it fuxed, they ran a "health check" on it, and installed 2342452345 pc world screen savers and desktop wall papers [gregZ^] - LIKE TURDS ON BIKES... JUST SLOWLY UNEXPLAINABLY MOVING FORWARD.. [gregZ^] - I would not like to associate with 'fellow zoophiles' because I don't fuck dogs, cats, pigs, sheep or horses and I believe you to be SICK - now FUCK OFF searching for 'beastiality' in the ICQ engine and go get mental help. [gregZ^] - <[gregZ^]> LYING ON YOUT BACK.. FJUCNIG ELEPHANT COMES UP,,, 4FT LONG DOOMSTICK, IN IT GOES.. YOUR FUICKING RIBCAGE FALLS OUT ROROLRRRLORLORLORLRLORROR# [gregZ^] - CATS,PEOPLE,HOUSES..FARMS.LANDROVERS.. ALL IMAPALED ON THE END OF A ELEPHANTS COCK ROFLROLF [gregZ^] - fucking ROLF @ THE EMPIRE STATEBUILDING IMPALED ON THE END OF A ELEPHANTS SABBATH syba - A FUCK OFF TWO TON ELEPHANT SPLITTING THE STATUE OR LIBERTY CLEAN IN TWO RORFL [gregZ^] - don't make a mistake, muzzle your snake. syba - Would you wank a crab? Snoweh - :D Snoweh - ____7¸5·°·7¸____\o/___ Snoweh - ____7¸5·°·7¸7¸5·°·7¸7¸5·°·7¸7¸5·°·7¸7¸5·°·7¸7¸5·°·7¸7¸5·°·7¸7¸5·°·7¸7¸5·°·7¸7¸5·°·7¸7¸5·°·7¸7¸5·°·7¸7¸5·°·7¸7¸5·°·7¸7¸5·°·7¸7¸5·°·7¸7¸5·°·7¸7¸5·°·7¸7¸5·°·7¸7¸5·°·7¸7¸5·°·7¸7¸5·°·7¸7¸5·°·7¸7¸5·°·7¸7¸5·°·7¸7¸5·°·7¸7¸5·°·7¸7¸5·°·7¸7¸5·°·7¸7¸____\o/___ [gregZ^] - ooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaarrr...... VITEALITE... UUHHHH.. THATS RITE :D S-Tanners - i thought my 14" one was heavy Midgard - < @[gregZ^]> sophs keyboard covered in fannybatter ";/" [gregZ^] - erm smelly keyboard <[gregZ^]> sophs keyboard covered in fannybatter ";/" oi :] S-Tanners - <[gregZ^]> im a noddy Snoweh - [17:05:42] *** Joins: [AI]RoDDaN (rodan@h222n1fls31o855.telia.com) <[AI]RoDDaN> fuck u gregz *** Parts: [AI]RoDDaN (rodan@h222n1fls31o855.telia.com) Braveheart - mbm5info[System: 255°C, CPU: 255°C, Fan: 4440RPM] Midgard - stick a pullbouy between your legs then rotate [gregZ^] - can we talk about stuff without it degenrating into some sexual madness? syba - [016:04] *** Marco has joined #clanrage syb\eq - http5://www3.bigmovies3.com/gal/images/bdt53.jpg syb\eq - http15://www2.bigmovies2.com/gal/images/bdt92.jpg Snow^UNITED - <---------- Midgard - < +Snow^UNITED> why the fuck is it not detecting my monitor!?! Snow^UNITED - 3cpu[1-AMD K7 (0.18 µm) {4} @~1332.35MHz @ 255°C] Snow^UNITED - bafhead [gregZ^] - hitley was a slug tashed geriatric cunt of madness [gregZ^] - imagine setting fire to a cunt Snoweh - does it matter if you put a 9V === 1.3 A into a 9V === 1.0 A ? OP-Fist - I love it so much cos of my tapestreamers :))))))) gee` - OP-Fist - i tried a bit of haggis before not knowing what it was and i nearly wretched OP-Fist - <[gregZ^]> BITS OF "RHMMAAA MASHIIEEED" STUCK IN THE CUNTDOG MACHINE [gregZ^] - "YAHSEEEED YOLAMON" "YASSA SHARASHAT" fulleh - [18:57] if you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it Dex2dex - 28k8 bleak connect on a p166 with 14" screen running 60 HZ [gregZ^] - jdfjkg [gregZ^] - <[gregZ^]> 1,8/!\ 4HALT 1,8/!\ NO MORE EQ TALK [gregZ^] - 4,1 rage against the snail [gregZ^] - "WITHIN A YEAR, THE GIANT MINCER SHALL DECEND FROM THE SKY, THE SUN REFELCTING FROM ITS BLADES.... AND NOONE ON EARTH WILL BE ABLE TO STOP THE NODDY BURGER MACHINE" syb\eq - [238:21] -Biggz- YOU FUCKING NOBBER MARCO [238:21] -syb\eq- YOU FUCKING NOBBER MARCO ffs they are saying this into my staus they keep on repeating it help me 8:( [gregZ^] - ./MSG MARCO YOU FUCKING NOBBING FUCK syba - * sliv|brb plays [Marco Borsato en Trijntje Oosterhuis - Een wereld zonder jou] syba - I look like god syb\dindins - #grannysex Cannot join channel (access denied on this server) Midgard - Unacceptable obscene name 'cunt' for account 'GUEST0' syba - *** XeRo^Away is now known as XeRo^ brb syba - <[gregZ^]> cuntima online syba - <[gregZ^]> the corner of burger king was just a hurricane of semen and chicken syba - ANNA KORNICUNT SEPTiMUS - i need to tweak q2 right up on a gf3? you should be getting at least 1000000000000 fps [gregZ^] - We've sent your activation link to: fghfghfghfghfh@FGhfgh.com SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> DO WE HAVE to bring Fiona into the bending rotating madness that is #sqs ? [gregZ^] - how can i ever bring such a nice heavenly angel back to my house, if she ever found her way onto my eliet array of hardware, and found herself in here... shed be fucking shocked [gregZ^] - THE RAGING AGONY OF HIS FUCKING TWISTING INTESTINE DRILLING FUCKSTICK, Midgard - < @[gregZ^]> nowadays if the NTL man comes round, i chase him down the road with a fucking pitch fork [gregZ^] - [07:23] AOL say that its very dangerous ORTRPRFP Mid-Dead - < @Revvy> don't u find if u come before the star does u have to fast forward so he does so he isnt left out? syba - you're a very lovely bloke, greg sybafk - <[gregZ^]> how dismal on a scale of 1 to 10 is noddy sybafk - HERE AT THE 4N8O7D12D6Y SHOP sybafk - ROFL!!!! "I'm just off to the 4N8O7D12D6Y shop love, picking up some talking wax lips, senile wind-up turtles and retarded toddlers, HERE AT THE 4N8O7D12D6Y SHOP" ROROPROFLFOLFFOLF fuseY^ - IT WAS SO FUNNY, ALL THESE RETARDED ROTATING PLASTICINE GIRLS WENT "I DON'T THINK NODDY SHOULD'VE SPOKEN TO HIS CAR LIKE THAT" syba - 4N8O7D12D6Y stands for "4Notions 8Oddities 7Doodahs and 12Delights of 6Yesterday" <<<< ROFL how dismal is that? syba - HOOBLE DANGLER, HOOBLE MOTHER FUCKING DANGLER syba - "hooble motherfuckin dangler at your dome love" <[gregZ^]> HOOBLECOUNT4.4. HOOBLECOUNT4.4. YEAH MOTHERFUCKER4.4./4. HOOBLECOUNT4.4. HOOBLEMUTAFUKINCOUNT4.4.4. HOOBLEDANGLING NIGGA syba - she has a cracking dick syba - just get her down and get her dick out girls don't have dicks ;( wtf syba - frost giants are GAY [gregZ^] - 16 MEN LEMME SEE WHO NEXT, YO HO HO DA NIGGAS AVE GOTTA GO [gregZ^] - * SEPTiMUS swigs some Stella Artois you fucking tramp lew <[gregZ^]> you fucking drunken cunt gee` - <[gregZ^]> this is a interesting cunt <[gregZ^]> WTF?/ <[gregZ^]> WHY DID I SAY CUNT?? <[gregZ^]> I MEANT TUNE Midgard - < @[gregZ^]> this is a interesting cunt < @[gregZ^]> miss kebab 2 SEPTiMUS - * gee` slaps SEPTiMUS around a bit with a large trout ;/ SEPTiMUS - without immense cipping and blurping? [gregZ^] - FUCK OFF DADDY GAYLEGS [gregZ^] - shed pick me up and twist my cunt off [gregZ^] - "UNKNOWN ARE THE CAVERNS OF THE MIND, NEW REALMS OF ROTATION LURK INSIDE, UNBOUND MASSIVE WILTING ENERGY, MARCO'S CUNT FLAILING POINTLESSLY" [gregZ^] - THIS FGLASH OF LIGHT AND MARCO APPEARS AMID FLYING TURKEY AND ASTEROIDS SEPTiMUS - * marco VOMITS TILES * marco VOMITS CUNT * marco VOMITS OIL marco - #clan_ai can't join channel (address is banned)#clan_ai can't join channel (address is banned)#clan_ai can't join channel (address is banned)#clan_ai can't join channel (address is banned)#clan_ai can't join channel (address is banned)#clan_ai can't join channel (address is banned)#clan_ai can't join channel (address is banned)#clan_ai can't join channel (address is banned)#clan_ai can't join channel (addr marco - you need 6gb of ram for it to load its 3200x6400 bitmaps of black people falling over [gregZ^] - ffs I'm sweating like the sphinx's cunt now [gregZ^] - AL LEONG AND HIS 50FT BLACK AS PITCH DONG Biggz^Away - http://www.chucknorris.com/ [gregZ^] - ROFL i can imagine Jimmy sitting in here waiting for Biggz^Away - ROFL i can imagine Jimmy sitting in here waiting for Chuck.. he';d then tell him about his t39 internet connections and his 56thz jumbo pc Biggz^Away - http://www.chucknorris.com/images/products/Chuck%20Norris-code2.jpg syb\eq - The hooded man says "Always make a will before you die so that you can piss off your relatives and give all your money to a cat8." syba - i didnt mean to join the sqs channel i promise i pressed something like f4 and it joined automatically Snoweh - * Corporal_Lancot says '/msg q ban #sqs Snoweh' [gregZ^] - <[gregZ^]> yo rob hi omfg theres a maggot in my plum syb\eq - mARCO[gAMING] [gregZ^] - BT ADSL, with new 56k technology, £40 a month" Snoweh - [20:33:23] <[gregZ^]> i give NTL credit. cable round here has been great for ages [20:34:37] *** Quits: [gregZ^] (~gregz@pc2-linc2-0-cust112.not.cable.ntl.com) (Read error to [gregZ^][pc2-linc2-0-cust112.not.cable.ntl.com]: Connection reset by peer) Snow^Jinxed - http://www.angelfire.com/indie/christx/tftl.html Midgard - < @syb\eq> there's the digi-destined and .. and.. some 5 y/o i wanna fuck syb\eq - what is eq eq is everquest what do u do in it collect llamas and hats Snoweh - rofl, imagine having 45 function keys no, lets not syb ozy - i'm going to find tony the tiger and skin him and use him as a coat TONY THE COAT your walking round marks and spencers, and you walk along the coat section and this fur coat suddenly says "hello there :-)" "BUY ONE, THEY'RE GREAT :-)" "MY NAMES TONY :-)" "I USED TO BE A TIGER" [gregZ^] - ßrÿÀñ ÃÐäM§ Midgard - http://www.b0g.org/crap/Rotating%20Circles.jpg <-- leet Midgard - "i tried to fuck the candy machine and i shredded my knob i got £20000 in compenstation" Spikeh^Work - :<-------- SEPTiMUS - she had muscles on top of muscles ROFL muscles on her skull her head looked like a load of sausages stuck together SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> all the ozys timed out SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> rofl @ SQS full of timed out ozys SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> ROFL that bloke with a cunt going across his face, i just imagined chicken and tiles pouring out of it SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> just twated my desk and a minidisk flew to cuntcity [gregZ^] - THE MICROSOFT SITE IS A MASSIVE PILE OF SWIRLING CUNT [gregZ^] - Syba was railed by gregZ - CLICK! CLACK? SLUG AT YA DOME, GIVE ALL YA AMMO OR YA AINT RJING HOME [gregZ^] - LAR DE DAR DEE WE PHUKIN EVERYBODY syba - 4,1 YO HO HO AND A BAG OF INDO  syba - ROFL!!! AS I SIT BACK AND SAY "TALLY HO" syba - <[gregZ^]> RUDOLF THE INDO NOSED REINDEER [gregZ^] - "WATCH THEM ALL DIE SLOW.. WHILE I LIGHT UP THE INDO" syba - Hard Disk Space14: 153.74GB of 153.75GB <--- ;/ Snoweh - <[gregZ^]> aegh!! [gregZ^] - [20:32] I'm gonna go cunt a deer [gregZ^] - nur masturbate der Llama, wenn der Stier ist buzy syba - Das Pferd hattet eine richtige Arsche 15:) [gregZ^] - i'm bending black bears here [gregZ^] - lol, i checked my q3 cd and box through the oxfam letter box weeks ago [gregZ^] - the modems lips move when u talk in the mic [gregZ^] - You can't even use a 14.4 baud modem to smash the skull of a robber who breaks into your house at 2 am!" [gregZ^] - http://www.stomped.com/cgi-bin/stompedshot.cgi?image=http://webvoid.stomped.com/published/images12/desktop.gif syba - IM STEERING DROP INTO GEARIN, YES REALISE WHAT YA HEARIN syba - <[gregZ^]> im fucking so bored i could eat a fucking bed syb\eq - 9AS RED AS FIRE syb\eq - TALK TO THE CUNT COS MY FACE IS MINGING pag`loved`up - http://www.thecrematorium.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000034.html syb\eq - *** [gregZ^] is now known as B-real syb\eq - DIS NIGGA, MARCO COULDN'T HANDLE DA SKILL, LIKE JACK AND JILL A ROLL HIS PUNK ASS DOWN DA HILL syb\eq - *** demon17.uk7.quakenet7.org sets mode15: +o Corporal_Lancot syb\eq - * [gregZ^] SOUNDZ8: 10cannibalcorpse the spine splitter 3(1038:103) <--- FOT 3 MINS ROFL [gregZ^] - 4,1 CLICK! CLACK? BARREL AT YA DOME, CHANGE THE MUTHAFUKIN SUBJECT, OR YA AINT GOIN HOME [gregZ^] - I went past a house with ogres and cunts all over it syb\eq - <[gregZ^]> "hi, know the directions to the sports centre" "YOU WANNA CUT ME? CUZ YA GETTIN PHUNKY?" [gregZ^] - http://www.geocities.com/~friskyfreddy/bigjointsix.jpg syb\eq - http15://www3.geocities3.com/~friskyfreddy/bigjoint3.html syb\eq - miles own syb\eq - DUM DUM DEE DEE DA DA DUM DUM DEE , CLICK! CLACK? THE NIGGAS HAVE GOT TO GO syb\eq - * [gregZ^] SOUNDZ12: 10Cypress Hill - A To The K 3(10312:273) <[gregZ^]> WHAT IS THE "A" AND WHY IS IT "TO" THE "K" syb\eq - * [gregZ^] SOUNDZ9: 10Cypress Hill - A To The K 3(1039:273) <[gregZ^]> WHAT IS THE "A" AND WHY IS IT "TO" THE "K" Midgard - MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Costumers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers Spikeh^ADSL - STOP ITzord sybzZzZzzZ - when you're a newbie your corpse just flies inside solid objects at first possible opportunity Spikeh^FuckingO - :@_))&^! syba - <[gregZ^]> brb need a glass of tiles [gregZ^] - fuckity fuckity fuck fuck fucklord0r syb\eq - fuck fuck fuckity fucklord fucking cuntfuckerz0rl0rd syb\eq - You can read more about tank girl if you are so inclinedcunt4. This comes as no surprise to me, as I have long suspected women were evil, especially the way they refuse to give me sexcunt4. It was only a matter of time before their own dark side corrupted them further and they went from not putting out for me to jumping on tanks and shooting people in the headcunt4. Spikeh^FuckingO - [12:48:34] -SEPT^EQ- Sorry the file I was sending (C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\ROFORORLF.jpg) died horribly, thrashing and flailing. syb\eq - swimming wouldn't be good for my health <[gregZ^]> why rob? because i cant swim [gregZ^] - Another great way to search for hard to find drivers is by searching Googlel0r SEPTiMUS - hackeryzord <---------lord0r syba - ROFLFOLRFOL HORSE FLAVOUR MARMALDE FROM NETTO [gregZ^] - "a irishman and a american are arguing over who has achieved the most, the american says "gee, we can do anything we even sent a man to the moon" the irishman replys, "thats nothing, we're sending a man to the sun" the american says "thats impossible he'll burn up ages before he gets there" the irishman replys "we've thought of that, we're sending him at night" Spikeh^Tea - Gandhi walked barefoot everywhere to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. Even when he wasn't on a hunger strike he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was quite a spiritual person. Furthermore due to his diet he ended up with very bad breath. He became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis. SEPT^Away - If Bill Gates stuffed his $63Billion fortune under his mattress (in dollar bills) and he fell out of bed, it would take him 18 minutes to hit the floor. pag`loved`up - [20:31] A morbid fear of shopping centres is called a 'complex complex complex'. syba - it's not gold really it looks a kinda piss colour Spikeh^Home - *** SEPT^reaming is now known as SEPTiMUS Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> 4,8---> ENLARGE YOUR PENIS <--- Midgard - < @[gregZ^]> "*NEW* INSTANT 30FT DONG, SIMPLY TIE YOUR COCK TO A BUS AND HOLD ONTO A LAMPPOST :-)" [gregZ^] - [17:17] my homepage really is quite bleak [gregZ^] - netscape have sent me an email <[gregZ^]> rofl <[gregZ^]> what it say? dunno, deleted it <[gregZ^]> ROFL rofl SEPT^Eliet - spike you dick munching tai child ozy - sats, in the hobbit, bilbo looses his ring in goblin caves <-- the work of a big black goblin? syb\eq - you told Fiona "how's your gastropod snail crunching cunt today?" er, i mean how has your day been syb\eq - fuck off u sad northern cunts SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> theres like all the decent bridges, then my bridge if just so bleak it could make william hagues forehead produce free range poultry, and your spins to fast it would make gand's left speen fall out Spikeh^Working - <[gregZ^]> saw Fiona in the gym last night, was talking to her for a bit, i was just thinking "what kind of bloke gets a girl like her?" rofl rofl, niggaz from da east side Spike^Stockings - "I asked god for a flower, and he gave me a garden. I asked God for a tree, and he gave me a forrest. I asked him for a cunt, and he gave me your phone number" syb\eq - yo x i gota eliet weapon i hit for 131 what6.6. argent defender rofl sounds like some estate agent [gregZ^] - how did we start talking about vaginal snacks? [gregZ^] - someone in Aldi, randomly dumps there load, over a freestanding pallet of "german wine" for -1p a bottle syb\eq - NETTO - ITS SCANDINAVIAN FOR LESBIAN syb\eq - <[gregZ^]> NETTO - ITS SCANDANAVIAN FOR FUCK-YOU [gregZ^] - ROFL or she had that dismal viking hat up her cunt [gregZ^] - rofl, NETTO'S HOME BRAND TILE FLAVOUR JELLY, WAS 2P, NOW 1P, THAT'S A SAVING OF 1P!!!! [gregZ^] - BIG WOBBLY JELLY ON A PLATE, "hmm looks good what flavour is it?" "tile flavour ;/" [gregZ^] - i opened microwave and there was a plate full of dismallity staring back at me yellow rice pickled onions mushrooms and allsorts of other shit you wouldnt touch with a 10 foot cunt [gregZ^] - [11:46] * [gregZ^] SOUNDZ: 10:-) - Sleep now in the Fire 3(103:253)3 3@3 1923Kbps 3(10><3) 10Stereo <-- FUCKING HELL Spikeh^Chains - SAY "SKITTLES" AND THEN SAY IT OVER AND OVER, WTF KIND OF NAME IS THAT? syb\eq - (__________________5:) <-- hague Spikeh^Chains - <|||> :D syb\eq - Don't you think skeletor looks like hague? syb\eq - <[gregZ^]> TRANSVESTIES, BLOKES IN DISGUISE syb\eq - blackcockimon revolved into, casualtymon! syba - <[gregZ^]> im gonna make a noisecore band called "vaginal cunt" <[gregZ^]> we're gonna have songs like "SKULL FULL OF TILES" and "SNAIL FULL OF CUNT" syb\eq - NETTO - ITS SCANDINAVIAN FOR SNAIL [gregZ^] - {cWf} Chaps With Flaps :-) SEPTiMUS - cjhjtnigbn hell FUCKS SKdE [gregZ^] - THERES NOONE ON THE NET WHO THINKS OF "MAD VALVES" AND "PITTED INTERIORS" LIKE US ROIFRIKF835T89359Y58YTT [gregZ^] - greg's sister and her boyfriend came down and I said something to him and he went "Yeah that's leet" and I went ":/" [gregZ^] - <[gregZ^]> i tried to go ";/" in the mirror this morning <[gregZ^]> the mirror's cunt strafed right syb\eq - <[gregZ^]> I CONNECT TO A Q2 SERVER, SET MY RATE TO 99999999999999999999999 AND WATCH AS THE SUN WILTS syb\eq - 4FUN HOUSE! - WHOLE LOTTA FUN! - PRIZES TO BE WON! - ITS A REAL WACKY SHOW WHERE ANYTHING CAN GO syb\eq - 4FUN HOUSE! - WHOLE LOTTA FUN! - PORNO TO BE WON! - ITS A REAL WACKY SHOW WHERE EVERYONE GIVES BLOW Dexyrunwhore - she wasn't actually saying anything, just throating Midgard - < @syba> i can't believe i'm downloading horse porn syba - syba that's a very "foute" remark :) fout can mean gay but also wrong Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> my cock kills fucking adult donkey ass [gregZ^] - shit my cunt just jumped out the window ";/" Midgard - [action] ^oReX : has deactivated the Lorzor script!! /me slaps ^oReXor < @Spikeh^Umm> EXOR IS A TWAT [kick] : Spikeh^Umm : kicked : Midgard : [reason] Exor is a nobber syb\eq - *** Demannu has joined #sqs who the dervish cuntthroat are you unnamed? *** XeRo^Work is now known as ^oReX * Midgard has activated the Lorzor script!! /me slaps ^oReXor EXOR IS A TWAT *** Midgard was kicked by Spikeh^Umm (Exor is a nobber) Spikeh - [17:34:19] * Spikeh SOUNDZ: 1088. Shut Up And Cunt - Rotating Up (Bendy Mix) (4:52) @ 128Kbps (><) Stereo syb\eq` - * Revvy SOUNDZ5: 14108914. 14-?- - You Make Me Go Oooh qe\bys - yeah i got pics but not that i can show you cos i dont have a camera qe\bys - well deal with it don't fucking take it out on the notes qe\bys - there's utterly no fucking need for someone like marco syb\eq - <[^Zgerg]> imagine a cunt ejaculating spaghetti [gregZ^] - *** idle` sets mode: +b *!*@host213-122-180-123.btinternet.com syb\eq - lew!?? i need a favour 5.5. ok but no tongues ;/ [gregZ^] - [14:44] ± :-) AoL TuNE :-) ± ozy - òó [gregZ^] - AOL® :-) ozy - HeLlO !!! :-) Braveheart - im giving up q2 Braveheart - u live like 60 miles from me i will live about 360 miles from you soon :] ]^Zgerg[ - NTL IS BENT ;| syba - [1112:31] lol ;p <--- rofl? ]^Zgerg[ - i can understand the usual :) :( :] :[ =) =(, and even something as bad as :-), but ffs @ ;o! and :o? and ;o\ ozy - <]^Zgerg[> 500kb of, black cocks, ET, cunt, hague, and rotating ORF syba - [1111:37] ;) <--- ROFL ]^Zgerg[ - [11:59] CHANGE THE MOTHERFUCKIN SUBJECT NIGGA syba - [119:40] lets have sex 9:\ syba - *** syba sets mode9: +b *!GLOCK@YA-DOME* syba - A Peruvian man who last year chopped off his penis in protest at not having a job has sliced off one of his testicles because of his low pay13. Midgard - < @Sensie> oh ffs < @Sensie> cumed on the floor Snoweh - CLEARLY SHOWS PING PUNK PP I N K fFSSFS Snoweh - I want to know what it feels like making love to guys with grey hair and pink t-shirts :) Snoweh - 15,0± 2,0:-) 2,0A15,0o2,0L 2,0T15,0u2,0NE :-) 15,0± Snoweh - <-- BIKKEL [gregZ^] - ROPFL.. you walk in my house, and my mum and dad are on the floor, im parading around with my hat on and ma nine, singing "LAR DEE DAR DEE" SEPT^Podnoodl0r - <[gregZ^]> MY PC'S NIPPLES JUST DROPPED OFF SEPT^Podnoodl0r - <[gregZ^]> jesus christ on the spinning stick of hackory<[gregZ^]> jesus christ on the spinning stick of hackory SEPT^Podnoodl0r - <[gregZ^]> ITS "SUPER NIGGA WESTSIDE TURBO, LIGHTSPEED, ELIET, HACKING, NODDY RANGERS FROM PLUTO" syb\vids - 8:o Midgard - < @gee`> everything ste has is 4 longer than yours [gregZ^] - http://www.80snostalgia.com/classictv/rainbow/characters/bungle.jpg [gregZ^] - rofl since when could bendy cunts lock doors? <[gregZ^]> since they came from ICI [gregZ^] - huge mound of cunt and jelly [gregZ^] - DON'T STOKE ME UP CAUSE A ROLL YA UP AND SMOKE YA LIKE CONES, DON'T GET ON MA WHACK NIGGA, CAUSE AM NOT DA ROLLIN STONES, BUT A GET STONED WITH A LITTLE HELP PHROM MA FRIENDS, ON DA GOOD BLEND, THEN A PASS IT ROUND BACK TO ME AGAIN, A CAN GE FAMOUS LIKE AMAS, UNTIL A STUCK MA NINE UP HIS ANUS SEPTiMUS - "Internet Explorer has performed an illegal operation and will now drag every app currently open down screaming into it's horrible nail-filled coffin of pain" SEPTiMUS - DOES IT EVER EVER STOP CRASHES?!!?! HOW DO YOU STOP WINDOWS THROWING BITS OF ONION AT YOU?!?! <[gregZ^]> NORTON CRASH GUARD.. ROF.. ITS JUST A MOUND OF MEMORY USING, CPU CONSUMING CHICKEN [gregZ^] - }{_+}{}{P}_+P{:}_P}_}P_}_} <----- bridge of randomness syba - nine inch snails SEPTiMUS - i had no gfx card when i started playing q2 u use to play on a blank monitor? using the force [gregZ^] - [16:30] [;/ [gregZ^] - http://febrile.org/images/ms.jpg <-- ROFL @ them [gregZ^] - TWISTING SCREECHING CONE OF URETHRA AND TURNIP syb\eq - she had to tell me about his erm well down below roff i told her I wouldnt tell u but I cant keep this in ozy! u have 2 hear this go on, how big? no its not the size its the shape! its not round rofl? ???????????? syb\eq - <[gregZ^]> ROFRFL HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU HAVE A COCK LIKE THAT!! <[gregZ^]> ITS LIKE A FUCKING 8.8.8. FUCKING8.8. RIF8.8. A FUCKING8.8. FFS ?!?!? I DON;T KNOW Spikeh - <@[gregZ^]> 4frf'iwngvpihjrw0[9g8U4T-932U-935Y <-- Greg quotes a windows XP Serial, then connect to the net to register without knowing it :\ [gregZ^] - :< [gregZ^] - So I phone the helpline - presumabley I can register over the phone or via their website, right ? er, no - I have to register via this lame gearbox software - 1% code, 99% shit by some art student. fuseY^ - (22:02:16) <@[MasH]> in the future their going to geneticly modify humans so they have 4 arms and no feet to enable us to climb trees and to have the stomach of a goat so we can eat anything Spikeh^Working - BY better pull their finger out on Saturday and get me online :\ Midgard - A survey shows Jordan is the woman most British men wish they had lost their virginity to. The survey by lads' mag Loaded revealed that 31% of the 10,000 men questioned had fantasised about having their first sexual encounter with the 36FF model. Shadow home secretary Ann Widdecombe, however, received 1% of the vote. Spikeh^Working - <@St3^FurtherAway> St3 <---- L33tish for super l33t skill mong syb\eq - CLICK! CLACK? NIGGA WACK, GLOCK AT YA DOME syb\eq - rofl @ x nobbing a seven-year-old called Ian syb\eq - ROFL... "TO ENCURE SAFE SEX, PLEASE PLACE CONNIE ON YOUR MEMBER BEFORE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE -- JUST ONE OF THE GREAT REASONS TO JOIN AOL :-)" syba - syb you know 'how' to fist someone St3 - you know 'how' to fist someone er, yes syba - syb you know 'how' to fist someone? syba - shed have to wear a strait jacket to stop her splitting syba - lol gee you forgot the ultimate chatup line "<---------" syb\cep - -SEPT^EQ- Bleak, the file timed out or rotated or something, send it again ;/ [gregZ^] - "We're sorry but the main routers did not survive the 'fire axe thrown from 20 feet away' test. Customers will experience flailing connections. :-(" syba - I JUST SENT A MESSAGE TO MY GRANDMA INSTEAD OF GREG SAYING "YOU HACKER" ROFL SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> GOOD JOB IT DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING CUNTY IN syba - <[gregZ^]> ROLFROLF IMAGHING HAVING CUNTS FOR EARS syba - DUMBO WITH CLITS FOR LOBES syba - lick of my chest, 20p, or 5 for £111. are we doing a deal, or are we doing a DEAL!?!? <[gregZ^]> "65456 HOTDOGS FOR -9P ARE WE HACKING OR ARE WE FLAILING?" gee` - <[gregZ^]> brb need a glass of tiles syba - http://www.fuckedauto.com/photos/162_bikecrunch.jpg SEPT^Away - For example, pulling back the cover of Knitting Monthly triggers multiple copies of Monster Truck Rally, Marlo's Assault Rifle Quarterly, and Hindu Dance Sperm Party to spring out and slap you in the face until you fall over and vomit urine. gee` - !stats <[gregZ^]> !stats !stats !stats gee` - *** Snoweh was kicked by [gregZ^] (click! clack? barrel at ya dome? give all ya tiles or ya aint going home) SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> WHAT THE CUNTING JESUS RPOTATING HOLY GHOST ON THE STICK IS GOING ON? gee` - *** gee` sets mode: +b TERRYNUTKINS!*@* WHATS TERRY DONE TO YOU GEE!? [gregZ^] - *** SEPTiMUS sets mode: -b langley!*@* gee` - *** SEPTiMUS sets mode: +b rotating!*retards@langley.road St3^Away - [17:45.10] * St3^Away slaps Corporal_Lancot around a bit with a large trout [17:45.22] *** Corporal_Lancot has quit IRC (Excess Flood) gee` - i think nows the time to try and shag her up the arse ;| ozy - |·'| ozy - |·'| syba - |·'| XeRo^F00d - <+pag`loved`up> no im not getting u a picture of her dick syb\eq - it's a gaybar right or a beastialitybar syba - l33m? dutch for l337 i think Braveheart - i look at porn for the monitors Braveheart - hui ? that's Chinese for "to be able to" Braveheart - ling ling lub j00 lon tajm [gregZ^] - iove got jicmubgf upanfuvnb i7 syba - can u please fucking talk to me! I don't think so WHY My keyboard don't work SEPT^CleanNotes - jesus cunt syba - whtas tranny? [gregZ^] - http://musicfinder.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id=1800166345&cf=muimg&photoid=172996&intl=us <----- MA NIGGA SENS ROLLIN AGAIN Dexehrunzor - [Lew] I'm the best in the world syb\eq - rach has got nicer teeth, short hair, and her fanny doesnt look like shes sat on a broken bottle syb\eq - she didnt take it up the ring 6:( lol pag you try? she said "get off my arse" syb\eq - you look like a matchstick with the wood shaved off syb\eq - <[gregZ^]> lews doddering around10. "CUMERE GLEN" "ROOOAARR UX EEIK, DORTN TAKE MA VERGINITY WHEN AVE GO KWAD10." [ENGLAND]Snoweh - you get music that sorta goes 'hnnnngggghhhhhhhh POP' SEPTiMUS - boiled covered wench SEPTiMUS - i've pulled a muscle in my eye ffs syb\busy - ? SEPTiMUS - [13:38] <[gregZ^]> krulll0rd [gregZ^] - haxor hornlord ozy_ - |<|2|_||_|_ ozy_ - |<|2(_)|_|_ [gregZ^] - "windows does not have enough cunt to run this program, please quit one or more other programs and try again" [gregZ^] - masses amounts of sleazy spotty Q3 players squirming Braveheart - *** Marco is now known as Marco[Fag] SEPT^Away - setting up multizilla is a pain in the cunt [gregZ^] - "This demonic plague has reached the end of its 30 day trial, please enter your customer serial number now or cancel the spell" SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> NIPPLE TEARING SCREECHING RAGING FUCKING ASS BATTERING HURRICANE OF PIANOS AND PASTA <[gregZ^]> ROFL HOW CAN I JUST MAKE STUFF UP LIKE THAT <[gregZ^]> ROFL MY MIND IS RANDOM AS PASTA [gregZ^] - SQUEALING SCUTTING CUNTS, RANDOMLY SPINNING AROUND, LIKE SEACREATURES IN FASTFORWARD, [gregZ^] - RANDOM AS PASTA Braveheart - did you know quaint actually means litereally "of the cunt" syba - curiosity jammed a cricket bat up the cat's nose ozy - ROFL SOME BLEAK INDIAN BLOKE OUT WALKING HIS ELEPHANT AKZABABAJID YASAMSHMOK SEPT^Away - AKZABABAJID YASAMSHMOK SINGH syba - http3://www11.geocities11.com/garfy187/Mvc-037f11.jpg Braveheart - women aren't people they are only warm holes syb\eq - that tamoburine ROCKS Midgard - < @syb\eq> my cock was in my mouth there syba - injecting 10mg of bleak into your arm RFOFL!!! YOUR ARM TURNS A YELLOWISH GREY AND TAKES ON THE CONSISTANCY OF BROKEN TILES Spikeh^Working - my arse is giving me jip SEPTiMUSL0R - <[gregZ^]> INDIAN NAMES ARE RANDOM AS PASTA <[gregZ^]> PEOPLE CALELD "OIUEHFTIUHERG" AND "09834950JLNGTNEG" [gregZ^] - they sound like fucking saddams cunt scrubbers [gregZ^] - [19:16] * SEPTiMUSL0R SOUNDZ: azkehack.WAV (0:02) Non-MP3 Spikeh^Working - <@XeRo-> borroh meh twenneh pence for the tran to redcah Midgard - < @Explicit> wish ntl had a irc channel < @Explicit> id batter them with p00 porn SEPTiMUS - don't be afk you spinning harold you paddy fourchins bending cyril cunting percy syb\tv - i fuck hamsters then i come syb\tv - He found an old rug and went "hoobiejump" and jumpped on it and then said it was a magic carpet and he was shouting at it syb\tv - this massive guild on the dock, going to raid him and9.9. and ROROFRFL HE SCREAMS "TRY MY NEW BATTERED FISH FILLETS" AND PUMMELS MERCILESSLY DESTROYS EVERYONE ROFLROLF syb\eq - *** Mid-Nothere has quit IRC (It's never too late to get it back :o) rofl at mids bent quit messages :o :o :o? ;o/ ;o .o :o\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ that fucking smiley :o rofl :o syb\eq - smoking the turd with marco [gregZ^] - im off to hackcaster [gregZ^] - im off to flapcaster syb\eq - Feds, are you an actual person, or are you a small dalek robot with pierced nipple bolts and a gay little red light on top goin 'beep' bleeo' 'MUST KICK PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE A LIFE' syb\eq - casually sticking his fist up a girls flaps during PE Mid-expand - < @syb\eq> i set it to a child porno pic syb\eq - <{AbFab}mank> AbFab are l33t so is aids but only when it kills gay people do you see what i'm getting at here? Spikeh - Treguard on Knightmare: "The others remain here where with magic, they can be your eyes, their voices will reach you through the helmet" syb\eq - Before you insult anyone walk a mile in their shoes7. Then you will be a mile away from them, and you will have their shoes7. Spikeh - I asked God for a flower, he gave me a garden, I asked God for a Tree, he gave me a forest, I asked him for a cunt, and he gave me your e-mail address. syb\eq - LOL ffs being chased around by a snake that kicked me for 40 ozy - AND SLEEPER SPAWNS, AND GOES "YOU HAVE WOKEN ME FROM MY SLEEP!!! YOU WILL ALL PERISH" THEN FROM THE OTHER DIRECTION YOU GET "ONLY THE BEST COD FILLETS FOR MY CREW" AND SLEEPER GETS HIT FOR 5000000000000 SEPTiMUS - he hits you so hard your PC case breaks SEPTiMUS - Captain Knockers and the Islamic Goat Herders of Death! syb\eq - Not as obsessive as frozen fish magnate "Captain" Birdseye2. No-one questioned this never-changing white-bearded skipper with his song-and-dance kiddie crew (poached from Dairylea central, evidently)2. "Mums, you'll love my crumbly cod wedge!" he jovially growled (if that's possible), while HMS Pinafore in minature twirled around him2. "When I was a lad (this may seem odd)/I dreamt of fish fingers, prime fillet of cod!" syba - http14://www4.amazon4.co4.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00000AG79/026-8591121-1537265 SEPTiMUS - Testing new notes format. SEPTiMUS - <--- just fell off a cliff syba - if i c any ov ulot in the street ill fucking kick the living shit out ov u all syba - im fucking gonna kick the fuck out ov u Midgard - [topic] : RahketRunner : changed the topic to Midgard ---> GOD!!! Midgard - this fosters smells of paki SEPTiMUS - i missed osuth paork SEPTiMUS - splitter would have fucking cunted shredder Braveheart - greg is the peado in the speedo's :DD ozy - 1,2 cunt 3,4 cunt 3,6 cunt 5,8 cunt 9,4 cunt 10,14 cunt 13,6 cunt 16,2 cunt 15,4 cunt 14,3 cunt 13,2 cunt 11,14 cunt 7,9 cunt 1,2 cunt 2,3 cunt 3,4 cunt 4,5 cunt 5,6 cunt 6,7 cunt 7,8 cunt 8,9 cunt 8,10 cunt 10,11 cunt 11,12 cunt 12,13 cunt 13,14 cunt 14,15 cunt 15,16 cunt syb\eq - "HEAR ME GROWL12.12. A GOT DA NIGHT VISION LIKE DA WISE OLD OWL" syba - TOYBOX WERE ON EUROTRASH ROROLFL!!!!! Mid-maxpayne - < @syba> Syba the Bandit Lord [gregZ^] - PARAPPA THE HACKz0rd [gregZ^] - www.hackers.com Midgard - gregz r u the only decent person who i have talked 2?? < @[gregZ^]> no im a fucking cunt Midgard - A Swedish man has been jailed for threatening a supermarket checkout girl with a vibrator. But the unnamed cashier told the judge she thought he was going to stab her with the sex aid, reports Dala-Demokraten newspaper. Midgard - Ann Widdecombe has dismissed claims she said she is a virgin. [gregZ^] - i bet im twice the size ov u and twice the strenth id beat the shit out ov u syba - shut ur mouth u dirty slut u know u want it in ur butt syba - missed a colon Snoweh - * Spikeh^Working is gonna have a fiddle tonight Spikeh^Working - #sqs on 'someone' - <@[gregZ^]> hes almost perfectly round <@gee`> rofl come see the amazing perfect human sphere, £2 entry Spikeh^Working - Bob_The_builder.exe SEPTiMUS - EH-OH EH-OH EH Snoweh^Away - ITS MAKING ME BEND Snoweh - ^o) Snoweh - ^o) syba - Where's Ha[r]cker gone? syba - *** Kermitt has joined #sqs do any ov u know that arsehole harker Kermitt is haha@m128-mp1-cvx1a4.mid4.ntl4.com * ?????? [207:54] no [207:54] who's he? [207:54] *** Kermitt has left #sqs ROFL what a NODDY FFS SEPTiMUS - ozy has a pet jimmi hendrix can i stroke his hair? only if your arms are about 200 miles long ozy - a box that is able to transport a large amount of mangos without damaging them at a low cost SEPTiMUS - santa's supercannons, instant anus destruction at a price that's right syba - *** Now talking in #connie syba - rofl all ppl cybering and one poor newbie going 'How do I connect to the Internet?' SEPTiMUS - "BECOME A NIGGA IN 24 EASY STEPS" syba - <[gregZ^]> 5RORLROLF @ DOUBLE BARREL CUNTS SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> WALK INTO A SHOP.. "YO PUNK, A NEED A GLOCK" "here have this nine sir" SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> ROFLRLFOL @ VALVES OF HACKERY Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> SEPTiMUS - Captain Knockers and the Islamic Goat Herders of Death! < @Spikeh^Working> stop beeping me :\ XeRo^ - <@[gregZ^]> i once had a dream that i was a big black bloke splitting ass for hackery........... oh hang on.. that wasn't a dream ";/" Spikeh^Working - [23:03] * greg is playing ET's dialup connection, Sorry_the_number_you_have_dialed_is_cunted(NTLremix).mp3 [gregZ^] - ;;\;\;\;;\\;\;//;\;/\;/\\;/;/;/\;/\;/ [gregZ^] - rofl @ nvidia churning out drivers like a sausage factory SEPTiMUS - a warez site with 2 working lonks SEPTiMUS - my ASP fucking cunts you verticaly gregz - FRANKS ROTATING FUNNEL OF VALVES AND HACKERY gregz - RANDOM GENIE FROM THE LAMP OF CUNT, EMITS CHAIRS AND PICTURES OF LUGGAGE ONTO HIS PROJECT gregz - "Due to legal reasons we cannot show you the real hardcore clipart, however you can become a premium member and gain access to the hardcore gallery!" gregz - http://www.animfactory.com/animations/business/briefcase/briefcase_openclose_md_wht.gif SEPTiMUS - toasters suck for making toast they only have 2 settings; under-done or burnt-like-hades you get either Bread or Ash Biggz^Footy - "NEWSFLASH: Afganistan is in turmoil as the extremist 'l33t hax0r' group Clan SQS brought the afganistan government to a standstill. Early reports suggest CD trays opening and closing and popup messages reading 'WE AER WIN!!' " Spikeh - the fact that we're so naturally agrophobic that we NEED some explanation for our existance I don't lew Fuck God Literaly Hear that God? FUCK YOU SEPTiMUS - you'd be spinning for months you'd need to visit Spinners anonymous Spikeh^Working - <@SEPTiMUS> my html == pants Spikeh^Working - [16:28:28] <@Spikeh^Working> My gfx 0wn [16:28:41] <@SEPTiMUS> rofl your gfx are about as leet as my cunt <@Spikeh^Working> I always thought your cunt was pretty l33t lew :\ <@SEPTiMUS> it is <@SEPTiMUS> ;/ Mister-X - "If you would like to cunt Lews arse, click here" Lew's possessive it's my arse SEPTiMUS - * Alex_H does the twist * SEPTiMUS does the shout * ozy does the shake and vac [gregZ^] - stealth bombers flying over iraq dropping pasta and chicken ROFL [gregZ^] - "President George W bush, has deployed stealth bombers over iraq, we believe them to be loaded with chicken and pasta warheads ";/" Midgard - 14[quit]4 : Dave^ : quit : boomtown5.dk.quakenet.org : [reason] *-:o <--- Midgard ownz j00!!111 Snoweh - 4,0810p :-) SEPTiMUS - we don't speak swedish here <]--sy--^--ba--[> i do <]--sy--^--ba--[> i r sw33d i hack jepp sy----^-----ba - <--- kickbanned from #patsharp Midgard - < +Snoweh> SEPTiMUS is a netscape icon Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> DONT HACK ME Spikeh - [00:03:03] * Spike^Away is back from -[ Reason : Work ]-[ Since : 09:56:13 ]-[ Gone For : 14hrs 6mins 50secs ]- Spikeh - My life is a conditional loop of SQL within nested IF statements Spikeh - My Goatee 0wns j00 syb----------^a - *** SEPT^Food is now known as SEPT^Gay-Sex Snoweh - [19:58:41] *** SEPT^Food is now known as SEPT^Gay-Sex Spikeh^Working - P:/ <-- motorbike crash victim SEPTiMUS - Mad spinning Dale-o-Saurus with shopping trolleys for teeth [gregZ^] - {:-D SEPTiMUS - it's always "the stupid paperclip", "the annoying paperclip" or "the rotating rancid cunt of paperclip shaped like a tile" ozy - Windows = Supports everything, isn't stable enough to run them. Linux = supports nothing but is theoretically stable enough to run them. MacOS = doesn't support anything and would probably crash if it did anyway. SEPTiMUS - * SEPTiMUS slaps his knee in a swinging motion, clicks his finger, blinks an eye and tuts before rotating furiously at the speed of sound syba - Fun house, a whole lot of fun, prizes to be won, It's the real crazy show where anything goes9. Fun house, it's a quiz, it's a race, a real wacky place, Use your body and your brain if you wanna play the game! Snoweh - * SEPTiMUS skullfucks syba's head where the fuck else would you skullfuck me? Midgard - why am i here < @SEPTiMUS> ub, you typed /join #sqs < @SEPTiMUS> and by the miracles of IRC you joined our channel ah i see [gregZ^] - hello :-) syb\eq - <[gregZ^]> you wanna spend about 3 days installing linux, so you can come onto IRC go "hello {:-)" then format and put windows back on [gregZ^] - ROPlf @ A BALL OF COCKS syb\eq - [Sun Sep 16 007:047:25 2001] You have entered Permafrost Caverns14. [Sun Sep 16 007:047:43 2001] Your body freezes as the frost hits you14. You have taken 500 points of damage14. [Sun Sep 16 007:047:43 2001] You have been slain by Lady Vox! [Sun Sep 16 007:047:44 2001] Sstick shouts, 'I aggroed vox14.14.14.' [Sun Sep 16 007:047:45 2001] Returning to home point, please wait14.14.14. Mister-X - (ERROR) Unknown command: HACK Mister-Away - Quarter shitter with shit and a large shit to shit, shit! Would you like shit with that? Shit yes! ok, thats one order of Shit Rings, one Cheesy Shit and a strwberry shit, please pull around to the next window Mister-Away - Where do you want to shit today? SEPTiMUS - I'm a fucking haxor Mister-Away - "I WILL HAX0RIZE YUOR MAINFRAEM and your computars will EXSPLODES!!!!!!!!!!!!@!!@@!" syb\eq - I wish I had cable so do i don't we all 4:) er apart from me Mister-Away - Technically speaking, the Taliban isn't a religious group, but is instead a large number of stupid people with automatic weapons and mortars. SEPTiMUS - "Oh no, not Kabul, the world's most powerful magician and sorcerer of the black arts! The evil Kabul once turned an entire town into kitchen appliances!" SEPTiMUS - "you obey me or i SUPERKICK you all to michigan" syba - I'm dubious about the horse syba - <[gregZ^]> i look up and quasimoto is stoof there <[gregZ^]> "5:E" syba - EVERY1 GO TO WWW8.TROUBLE8.CO8.UK ITS MUCH BETTER CHAT!!! MUCH MORE FASHIONABLE!! I NO IM GONNA GET KICKED OUT SO SEEYA!!!!!! GO TO WWW8.TROUBLE8.CO8.UK THOUGH NOT WWW8.TROUBLE8.COM COZ ITS A PORN SITE!!!!! SEEYA!!!! [gregZ^] - return to castle WESTstein [gregZ^] - return to castle tilestein SEPT^EQ - "A Pickclaw Warrior's brain begins to smoulder" sybusy - <[gregZ^]> rofl @ the tiles <[gregZ^]> dismaly going past underneath me BH^BG2 - "So much ice you can skate on a nigga!" sybusy - AND IT's JUST RAN OUT OF FUCKING DICK SPACE AND IT's JUST RAN OUT OF FUCKING DICK SPACE AND YES I SAID DICK SPACE SEPT^EQ - ping fucklecunter Spike^Away - http://dratsum-pekingese.freeservers.com/Dratsum_Donovan_Framed.jpg PAT SHARP Spike^Away - when he first told me I thought it'd be one of those courses where they get 30 random spackers, stick them in a room and show them how to use IE3 Spike^Away - Spacker: "Scuse me, how do i open the internet " Turtor: "Umm..." Spacker: "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGHHHH" Corporal_Lancot - i'm jonna 0wn goo Midgard - [quit] : SHeRiFF : quit : irc4.uk.quakenet.org : [reason] (Erection reset by beer) syba - WILL EVERYONE STOP BREAKING THEIR FUCKING PIPES? syba - www12.prawnography12.com syba - i just utterly owned one of my cs clan members the cunt was testing a PB hack so i said "fuck off cheating cunt and stop opping that AIDSlord of a friend of yours" so he told me to stop acting like a kid at which point i removed his ops, and said "either you stop being a general gaylord, or i Q ban you" he agreed to stop being a gaylord so i Q banned him anyway syba - come to #faggot syba come come? to 'faggot? are you gay ..? no come u fucking onky block sorry, what? <[IC]Sats> ;/ rofl sats help he's insulting me <[IC]Sats> hehehe <[IC]Sats> you fucking....ONKY BLOCK Spikeh^Working - rofl @ windows XP appologising and giving you flowers when it crashes Midgard - just cunting through the job paper < @Spikeh> Srry, every time you say your looking for a job I get visions of you turning up at a brothel or a factory or something, all suited up, applying for the post of "Condom Technician" or something as equaly bleak and suddenly getting there and realising how fucking bleak it is syba - a little bit of timber and a saw, a little bit of fixing thats for sure, a little bit of digging over the road, a little bit of moving heavy loads, a little bit of tiling on the roof, a little bit of making water proof, a little bit of concrete mixed with sand, a little bit of bob, the builder man! syba - <[gregZ^]> don't start me up cuz am not da rollin stones, but a get stoned with a lil help from ma friends syb\food - speaking of fisting/splitting, that reminds me Snoweh - that was like when ste's hdd turned to weetabix SEPTiMUS - " i wub you o much i are daeade wth luviness you drunk?" <-- that really neccessary to ask? Snoweh - oh it's ozy bending me files SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> ffs at this keyboard bEING RANDOM as ficl Midgard - I've got the MS (MaSturbation) Winwhore installed Midgard - <[IC]Kahn> This whore has performed an illegal masturbation and will be whipped down SEPTiMUS - owe i gout pizza in m eye ;9( sabowwww!! oww!!! Snoweh - dog just did a diohrea jet poo in next doors garden SEPTiMUS - my CM squad rules just lost 1-0 to Barry Town ;/ Colwyn Bay next one of my blokes has been killed SEPTiMUS - another ones just died! "Stanley Jibson was killed in the line of duty whilst fending off a fierce Bampton Athletic Over 60s Allstars attack." mobbed by a load of zimmer-frame wielding maniacs OVER 75'S ALL-PRIEST INDOOR FIVE-A-SIDE TOURNAMENT Mister-X - http://reimari.saunalahti.fi/~jylppy69/Manager_of_the_year.jpg ROFL LOOKA HIS FACE IT'S A PERFECT BLEAK SMILEY HIS MOUTH IS EVEN SLANTED SEPTiMUS - if I don't win next game i'm going to rotate SEPTiMUS - "I was rotate on the floor laughing!" Midgard - http://www.bangedup.com/archives/beachclit.jpg Midgard - < @Em0> i've got these totally odd stains on my monitor < 4@14Em0> it's like jizz, but it's really small Biggz - Thanks for the funny and fucky pictures of drew.corrupt.net/pl. I was rotate on the floor laughing! - it brings a new meaning to ROFL - rotating on floor laffing syb\eq - what can i say on the front page of my site6.6.6. "GAY" that sounds like the start of a profesional site syba - <[gregZ^]> "a great nation has been stired, a great people have risen, its time to get ya 40 and a blunt and ya bullet proof vest, fuckin niggaz up in da wild wild west," syba - LARR DEE DAAAR DEEEE Midgard - spike can i have ops please < @Spike^Away> ?!?! ROFL? Midgard - spike can i have ops please well spike can i :) < @Spike^Away> No HaRKeR, you gromit of etheopian puke Snoweh - pauldaniels:): tress i own you both at ra2 Snoweh - pauldaniels:): tress i own you both at ra2 pauldaniels:): infact im the best in the world [[K1nG after being slapped about 24-3 in a duel]] Midgard - got it up 3 times had the drunken kids in the park holdin it for me :) syba - <[gregZ^]> my fellow americans, STEP BACK AS AM KICKIN UP DUST FOR A WHILE [gregZ^] - LOOKIN FOR A TOWELHEADED PUNK WHO WANNA BOMB ME, CUZ DA ARAB GET SO FUNKY syba - <[gregZ^]> LOOKIN FOR A TOWELHEADED PUNK WHO WANNA BOMB ME, CUZ DA ARAB GET SO FUNKY sybusy - last time I saw him was when he went cuntside-up over spike banning greg Midgard - (@Cyphy): i dont like anywhere that isnt wales Mid-away - Snow^ADSL is Snow@m273-mp1-cvx1c.lee.ntl.com Midgard - lovebug on @#dicklovers +#girlpowah #anc +#=R.G= syb\food - yeh i'd ask woo but i dont want to keep askin him all the time to do stuff feel cheeky too 2:) *** XeRo^ has joined #sqs XeRo^ do me some cunting gfx for my personal website you fuckflap syba - yeh whatever ggs apart from the rotating SEPT^EQ - Syba says 'ROFL HACK IN A BOX' Spikeh - how do you boot winnt into safe mode? put a rubber over the power switch? Snoweh - også er du så utorlig dum <[Rozel0r-Koe]> im not dumb Snoweh - I had a dream last night someone forced me to shag a big fat black woman, it sucked Snoweh^Zzzz - you can use it with a stein of moggok hoorah Spikeh^Work - <+Westie> niggz <+Westie> biggz <@Spikeh^Work> ROFL syb\afk - my lord lew, you fucking llrod I'm a fucking skeleton lrodd Spikeh - roflmcof [gregZ^] - <-/\-> rofl it's an ET robot rofl it's an ET robot Spikeh - An elite gnoll guard hits YOU for 1 point of damage. Spikeh - it's like "omfg it's chris, lets shag him before he hacks us" syba - A PAINT BY NUMBERS CUNT syba - But, it's really the persoanlity that counts SPELLING MISTAKE ALERT -- OFFENDER11: Spikeh And I'm gonna osma bin laden him SPELLING MISTAKE ALERT -- OFFENDER11: Spikeh fuck of syb\eq - rofl what a chatup line "girl, how u bend me" girl when u spin me, how you control me, bend and deform me Midgard - http://spf.stileproject.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=87595 <-- FUCKING HELL!! Midgard - < @RahketRunner> what to do < @RahketRunner> [C:\] 0.51/3.42GB free [D:\] 0.99/1.86GB free [E:\] 0.27/3.9GB free [F:\] 0.45/3.27GB free delete pron :o < @RahketRunner> can't i need that < @RahketRunner> as vital as c:\windows Snoweh - http://www.jabtv.com/osamadance/osamabinladendance.htm syba - :-) kik -) HELP I HAVE NO EYES syba - rofl @ syba fucking swimming in pools of slush and love and cunt Midgard - < +Marz> Not funny gay sex is good XeRo- - (11:03:30) <+Snoweh> you fucking teapot Spikeh - http://hosted.barrysworld.net/innercircle/sqs/lew_ninja5.jpg <------- IT WAS "LEW BIN LADEN" Snoweh - Tottenham Hotspur (3)3 - 5(0) Man Utd [gregZ^] - 'Grow your cunt to TREMENDOUS proportions, with our NEW and TASTY ... CUNT FEED' Midgard - < @XeRo-> the white stuff, are you covered in it? Spike^Away - im coming over at 2:30 fuck off rofl not getting dressed today its ok im not dressed either Spikeh - >:-)# Snoweh - Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! syba - <[gregZ^]> We can't find "www.planethackery.com". <[gregZ^]> Click Go to try your address again. <[gregZ^]> Or, correct the spelling of your address above and click Go. Snoweh - Spikeh, i might have a spare 17" by then..... syba - MY FRIENDS CAT DIED OF AIDS ozy - ];-D} [gregZ^] - ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ];-D ] syb\out - rofl @ Girl Tank syb\out - imagine waking up and having that stuck on your cock [gregZ^] - squealing hurricane of oil and armour piercing rounds, towel headed goons flying all over, getting crushed into the cunt rending ass mashing, tit twisting tank tracks of "tank girl" Midgard - < 4@14SEPTiMUS> FFS HOW FUCKING EVIL ARE WE?!!? Spikeh - (9:23:54) <@Spikeh> make love to me x :| (9:23:55) <+ozy> at a decent speed |||||| This stela is off \; its too hard ;/ syba - ffs I just sat and spat my face off SEPTiMUS - rofl anal fisting syb you're gonna get a load of that when you meet jimmy fisting? not literally he won't fist you syba - "EXCUSE ME SIR, THERES A VALVE IN MY SOUP" SEPTiMUS - NATIONAL "ROTATE DOWN THE HIGHSTREET ON A BORING MACHINE AT 27RPM, ANAL FIRST" DAY [gregZ^] - DIXONS, HMV, CURRYS, SPAR, ALL COATED IN A FRESH SPRAY OF BOTTOM GRAVY, NOBODY ON EARTH CAN STOP THE TWISTING CUNT NUGGET MACHINE [gregZ^] - when i find my dream girl,, we'll be making love pationatly.. then all of a sudden, mad thoughts from #sqs will come.. and my evil side will start, i'll turn her over get out my black & decker and ream her for hells bells ROF syba - ROFL IMAGINE IT, A POLTERGEIST THROWING YOU AROUND THE ROOM AND IMPALING YOU TO THE CEILING WITH ITS HUMONGOUS TRANSPARENT PENIS syba - 12FTP 9: Closed 4]-[ 12 !ftp for more 4]- !ftp -Spike^Away- 4-[ Spikeh's FTP is OFFLINE, Sorry 4]- syba - what a complete and utter mallet ;/ Midgard - < @St3^> i cant anyway, lew is shagging his mullet ] - | | - house call for doctor bones, roll you up, and smoke you like cones? syba - <[gregZ^]> ROFL @ et giving birth to a modem Spikeh - CUNT HASN'T DELIVERED MY FUCKING POTATO WEDGIES Midgard - < @Spikeh> lew's away rubbing my nipples Spikeh - [22:29:04] *** Spikeh sets mode: +oo ozy Snoweh [22:29:32] *** Joins: Q (TheQBot@CServe.quakenet.org) [22:29:41] rofl [22:29:43] Q was watching [22:29:58] *** Snoweh sets mode: +v Q [22:30:08] lets see how u like it Spikeh - poor q serving 40 billion people or something :\ Given there are only 6 billion people in the world, at least 6000% are using Quakenet :\ SEPT^EQ - Hello Chris Cuntface, ozy - note Midgard - http://www.consumptionjunction.com/crazycrap/view.asp?ID=6292 Midgard - < @Spikeh> I wonder what cum in my burger would taste like... < @Spikeh> my own of course, wouldn't touch anyone elses :\ Bgz^breaky - on a sunday I just smother my meat in mustard Bgz^breaky - Hoobledoop Sensie Biggz - --------> http://www.ownz.dk/kiwi/misc/diplomacy.swf Spikeh - im gonna come bout 8:30 this time.. Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> fs WHY DO I ALWAYS TYPE FISHING INSTEAD OF FISHING Snoweh - [20:28:36] snow is ET Snoweh - [20:58:46] *** Spikeh was kicked by Snoweh (Spikeh) SEPTiMUS - just nearly set my carpet on fire Midgard - < +Snoweh> SPENT AGES TRYING TO PULL THIS FUCKIG PIECE OF CHEWING GUM OFF MY EYEBALL SEPTiMUS - NO MOTHER Spikeh - NO FFSlorz0rd Snoweh - [22:02:58] ROFOL OMGl0r ozy - *** SEPTiMUS is now known as SEPT^LordofRing Snoweh - :]l0rdlorz0r Snoweh - http://www.ovoid.org.uk/binlid.htm SEPTiMUS - "your going to face a cunting now." "crispy haddock breadcrumb cheese and chive savoury finger-cake vegetable pancake" SEPTiMUS - "spicy baked crispy mashed fluffy garlic herb breadcrumb battered rotating pilchard and spaghetti piecrustroll" [gregZ^] - ffs I'M GONNA STAB 3DSTUDIO MAX WITH MY BEDSIDE LAMP IF IT DOESN'T STOP FUCKING ME ABOUT [gregZ^] - ROFLL LOOKA IT JUST WILTING MONSTROSITY OF CLAY Midgard - < @[gregZ^]> i don't talk about black cocks, or ET or anything Revvy - and I almost fell asleep in the urinal just before I came Midgard - < @`N`> and the lifeguard says : [17:53] one of the most common things that clog the filters up is cum) sybatron2001 - mixed with red bull and that stuff ste had that tasted of hair spray ?? what stuff? lol, you not try it? was like in a metal bottle? ROFL X THAT WAS HAIR SPRAY Snoweh - [21:06:45] Hmm, had to reset my modem to get online, well wierd :/ [21:07:07] Who deleted the topic fs? [21:07:08] *** Quits: Spikeh (spikeh@pc-62-31-94-229-bl.blueyonder.co.uk) (Read error to Spikeh[pc-62-31-94-229-bl.blueyonder.co.uk]: Connection reset by peer) ozy - a WDB-Snoweh - hurry up plzkthxadminbye? :/ sybatron2001 - [239:379:15] -Corporal_Lancot- 1,8/!\ Cunt off14. ozy - "GOODMORNING SACRE BLEU, JAQUES VILLNEUVE, CORDON BLEU, INSPECTOR CLUSEU, LIONEL BLAIR HOW ARE YOU TODAY?" SEPTiMUS - "GOOD MORNING EN QUELEH VU! POIROIT! JAQ CHERAQ! LE PINK PANTHER! NAPOLEAN BONEPART! OH-EH-OH-EH! OH LA LA! OH EEEEEEE OHH AH OUI OUI NON NON NON OOEEEE BLEH!" ozy - http://www.tanphotos.co.uk/25lb.jpg ozy - http://www.thestage.co.uk/paper/0051/images/3009.jpg FistMaster - cunt you all... my car is elite... and it WILL do a quater mile in under 10 ;P given that it can only do 60 theoretically SEPTiMUS - FUCKIN ROFL AT YOUR BEARD [gregZ^] - -Corporal_Lancot:#sqs- [AA]Tux is the 4904th anal cunt to be kicked since 19th July 2000 Spikeh - <[gregZ^]> ROFFELNRF240598yh93 6_3h6 Spikeh - Hi, my names John, I'm gay, and I like Anal sex. I've been gay since I can remember, and I've raped twelve lesser-men :\ sybatron2001 - "Hi, i'm Chris "anusmonger" Sebok, but my friends call me SHITFORBRAINS or FUCKFACE, i was actually cristened Julie 6:/" sybatron2001 - Why are japs pubes always fucking wirey as fuck ? Midgard - < @Mephiston> even AOL is sounding better than BTi Snoweh - im guna kik your fukin arse if ya dont b carefull shag your mum rape CES ya poor lill bro then smash your mini up Snoweh - http://www.geocities.com/angelbob1/ FistMaster - my necrophilliac has just got a dragoon dirk diggler porno greek rotator sybatron2001 - I reckon I can curl around his cunt Spikeh - i've decided i'm going to get a pet fish Midgard - dialup[Nownet via Unknown Modem @ 33600bps for 1m 55s (0.05MB up, 0.24MB down)] Midgard - < +ozy> anyone wanna tune into my shoutcast and here a leet bit of trance? on a 33.6k modem? i would rather fist a rotating arsehole Midgard - http://www.teensensation.supereva.it/varceleb/eliz/eliz5.htm Spikeh - work exp OWNED today i was smashing monitors with hammers :D must be at samsung then Midgard - < +Snoweh> btopenworld just been on watchdog < +Snoweh> apparantly is shit < +Snoweh> :( FistMaster - <[gregZ^]> if NTL mess me around anymore i'll go back on modem FistMaster - <[gregZ^]> fuvs sake what is wrong with the fucking cunting fucking spunk bubbling cunt full of fucking shit Spikeh - "HALF A POUND OF GOLDEN DELICIOUS FUCK ALL PLEASE" SEPTiMUS - i got an elite 5 piece knife set and a spatula :\ Midgard - < @SEPT^Reading> Looka me bend Looka me bend Looka me bend Looka me bend Looka me bend Looka me bend Looka me bend Looka me bend Looka me bend Looka me bend Looka me bend Looka me bend Looka me bend Looka me bend Looka me bend Looka me bend Looka me bend Looka me bend Looka me bend ozy - "Daley: Yes, you can buy this QUICKSHOT 3 BUTTONED JOYSTICK for just £9.99! Gauranteed to be blown to cunt while playing any of my great games! ];-{D" Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> he's gay < @SEPTiMUS> he cunted my bum < @SEPTiMUS> I have photos < @SEPTiMUS> YES Midgard - http://www.cummingfirst.com/ Midgard - < +Braveheart> save the rainforests....burn a brazillian :[ Snoweh - yeah i vibrate as well Snoweh - N OROF ROFL DFOORL LRFL I MCHOKGIN1 SPIT THAT CUNT OUT IM COUGHING MU FIUCLING EYEBALSL OTU 1,8!8,1C1,8a8,1U1,8t8,1I1,8o8,1N1,8! - LEW IS CUNTING - 1,8!8,1C1,8a8,1U1,8t8,1I1,8o8,1N1,8! Spikeh - * Timer hat activated Spikeh - <[IC]Sats> roflma <[IC]Sats> rolling on the floor licking my armadillo :/ Spikeh - now the facinating witches, who put the sintilating stiches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses of the faces of the ladies of the hairum of the court of king caractacus, were just passing by Mister-Away - I AM A 32 YERA OLD BLACK EX-CON WIHT A 10 INCH DICK I WILL TARE THAT BUTHOLE Snoweh - [11:57:57] *** Joins: Rob-star (robstar98@host217-36-22-129.in-addr.btopenworld.com) [11:59:16] *** Quits: Rob-star (robstar98@host217-36-22-129.in-addr.btopenworld.com) (Nick collision (You collided yourself)) Snoweh - Fandango has quite a potty mouth. 9.8% lines contained foul language. [12:31:57] Snoweh also makes sailors blush, 8.1% of the time. Snoweh - anyone know the url for illyamam monitors? Snoweh - [13:58:40] http://www.llama.co.uk/[13:57:33] www.iiyama.com I think [13:58:36] lol msm gave me this as an alternative url ol [13:58:40] http://www.llama.co.uk/ Midgard - < @Spikeh> seearching for women in blackpool , 18-22, that work with PCs <- spikehs next port of call is women in blackpool 18-22 with the interest of "sex" < @Spikeh> I tried that < @Spikeh> And work position "Missionary" Midgard - Bonjour !!! are you hot girl I'm far from a hot girl mr script kiddie why I'm a bloke? how not lik girl ? I am male sooooooorrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy :) i m too boy Yeh, i gathered XeRo- - Hi how are you ? i go now to www.livegirl24.de to the chat3 there,my Hobby is cybersex and what is your Hobby ? Sniping slags like you Midgard - <[gregZ^]> my fucking nipples are inverting Midgard - A school in Chile is facing legal action after expelling a 12-year-old boy for masturbating in class. FistMaster - * Bravetart SOUNDZ: Techno Remix - sesame street theme (5:04) @ 128Kbps (><) Stereo * SEPTiMUS cums SEPTiMUS - ive kicked the front in on my case and wrenched out all the leds in a fit of cunt FistAway - I'm on some fucking 486 router in the boot of someone's ford capri ozy - MJ rules he rotates like no other man can aye, he has no pelvis FistMaster - ROFL ALL I SAW WAS THIS BLEAK MAN RISE ABOVE THE TITLE BAR THEN FALL BACKDOWN i'm white Bleak not black you mong FistMaster - some llama getting 35k/sec off me :/ don't care, hope a tractor gets forced down the lines into your dsl router SEPTiMUS - bastardos cuntors wank filled apple titties FistMaster - 4WARNING, MY CRISPS CONTAIN MILK!!! FistMaster - INGREDIENTS: Potatoes - Vegetable Oils - Seasoning (contains salt) - Acidity Regulator (E262) - Lactose - Citirc Acid (E330) - Flavour Enhancer (E621) - Sucrose -Milk.... SEPT^Rings - the web suxs dogs arsehole sphincter muscles warez are a story made up to frighten little modem users FistMaster - Gotta try one.. just too see what happens :D the one without an anal beard Spikeh - * FistMaster laughs as spikeh hits wrong button and aranges a date with bert the bent sheep splitter FistMaster - lol shes prolly 45,000 years old with a big wrinkled hairy cunt/arse thats melded into one cos she weighs 45 clem and smells of boiled cabbages <-- maybe spike likes cabbages for some bizarre reason FistMaster - spike was stuck on the end of a cannon then beat against a wall FistMaster - just squealing and flailing on this black veiny turret, being smashed into walls Snoweh - <[gregZ^]> routed through some broken telephone switchboard in a village called "rhammashalladashadarµ" FistMaster - "I am ÒÇrÙ•¥û也üpZ捇| and I am 17 centilitres tall. ;/" ozy - <[gregZ^]> FARMER OPENS THE GATE "COME HERE DAISEY" RIFKLR JUST THIS HOVERING GASTROPOD VAGINA MOVING FORWARD THROUGH THE GAT SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> omg my fucking forehead just fell off Midgard - < +ozy> i'm going to buy the audio CD I think < @SEPTiMUS> no you're not :P < @SEPTiMUS> they're £30 each < +ozy> I will < +ozy> i'll rob a spoon factory [gregZ^] - http://www.clipart.com/gifofday/ Midgard - u guys rn't very nice to mister harker r u FistMaster - harker's a nob in a bun Spikeh-Stud - Snoweh is the 4950th p00 to be kicked since 19th July 2000 Midgard - Lorzor script 0wn joolord0rz0rlord SEPTiMUS - Christopher Colin Sebokzorl0rd Midgard - <[gregZ^]> fuck sake <[gregZ^]> everyone drunk againorlorzorlor Spikeh - rklf Midgard - < @Sats> its totally pointless :Pz0rl0rdzorl0rd SEPTiMUS - you get these old weird blokes spinning round on one leg, screaming about dandilions and yoghurt ozy - loads of drongos mulling around wearing trenchcoats and trainers on their heads SEPTiMUS - just a blur of fists and cock FistMaster - yarm fair was full of fucking fanny tonight coming Midgard - STOP PRESS: SHOCK HORROR AS XERO ADMITS INCEST: I have a fit step-niece my half sister's half sister is fit :D my cousin is... okish, but she's a proper townie my dad is ... okish Spikeh - <[gregZ^]> and this bloke was screaming "TURN OFF NUMBER 2, TURN IT OFF" and im like going "WHAT THE FUCK IS NUMBER 2??" and the bloke is screaming "TURN IT OFF!!!! ITS OVERFLOWING" meanwhile theres just a hurricane of sprout and semen Spikeh - Sats, silent as ever, intervines suddenly: ;-A---A---A---A---H---H---H-------F---U---C---K---S-------S---E---E---E---E---I---I---I---K---K-------D---O---N---T-------T---A---K---E-------W---E---A---P---O---N---S-------O---F---F-------M---E-------W---H---E---N-------I-------G---O---T-------Q---W---A---D--/ ORRRR!! FUCK SEEIKK!! DONT FUCKING TEEIIKK WEAP0NS OFF MEEEH WHEIEIN IVE GOOT QUAD! <[IC]Sats> orrrrr Migdard - <[gregZ^]> i look gay for a fact Bgzu - Cunt and cunt thumbs. The free cunt gallery and page cunt ... Bgzu - http://www.euronet.nl/users/rcc/store/review/colorcunt.html Mid-wonking - < @St3^> brb, i need a shit... and i'm really excited about it :DDDD Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> OH, YEA! SUCKA MA BANANA! <-- anyone want to take a stab at the translation of that is :o Midgard - < @XeRo^PS6> im getting to the stage where im gonna fist my a drive ;/ fist it good < +_ozy> sounds good pag`loved`up - [16:57] <[AA]Slug> get sum seriose ph4t l3wt [gregZ^] - <[gregZ^]> bin ladenl0r _ozy - Jeremy Beadlez0rd SEPTiMUS - Timmy Mullet _ozy - Captain Timmy "Mushroom & Limpet Burgers" Birdseye SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> i was working on this massive machine with conveyour belts full of beansprouts on, but the machine cunted up, and it started spraying beansprouts all over, above the noise this bloke with a clipboard starts screaming "TURN NUMBER 2 OFF NOW!!" "TURN IT OFF, ITS OVERFLOWING" im there screaming back "WHAT THE FUCK IS NUMBER 2??" this bloke is just going "TURN IT OFF!" meanwhile im getting drowned in a screaming hurricane and beans [gregZ^] - this machone was just flailing all over the place, insane raging screaming nipple spinning spine inverting fucking RACKET HURRICANE OF SPOUT AND HICKORY Spikeh - this lady is gonna be dangling over the grand canyon from a helicopter..way higher than two empire state buildings and she has a saftey helmet on lollolo Spikeh - ill own u all Midgard - < @Spikeh> sex is intimate, between two ppl < @SEPTiMUS> no < @[IC]Sats> "QUAD CUNTAGE" < @SEPTiMUS> I want a gangbang < @SEPTiMUS> I wanna have cunts, cocks and fists all over < @[IC]Sats> and this fat bloke off on one side going " ORRR FUCKS SEIIK"< @SEPTiMUS> just a writhing mess of protrusions and holes Spikeh - "Don't pick your brain and eat it, your nose'll fall off" FistMaster - Mister-X slaps FistMaster around a bit with a large black cock Hmm now why does Mister-X have a large black cock handy? SEPT^Rings - Mahjongg OWNS J00 BIOTCH RAHHHHHHHHHHHH HY"A HYA HYA !! ~:L#{@#O!$4 FistMaster - I had one can and I was diving around the office trying to steal spike's tangerines FistMaster - Warrior: "Now you've pissed the wizard off." Knight: "Yeah he's mad now..." SEPTiMUS - Wizard: I shall smite thee, mine unfreindly foe with my level 12 marrows, and you shall know that I indeed am the meaning of Veg !!" FistMaster - Mister-X (mister.x@pD7s08a06.client.global.net.uk) is now known as Mister-Gaylord Master_of_Fist - <_ozy> can you get ear infections from using unclean earplugs? well a mercenary can use swords and shit .. but can also use bows Mister-Away - * Master_of_Fist taps lew gently on the chin with A BIG FUCKOFF CASUALTY MAN SIZED RAMMING ROD OF PURPLE VEINED MARROW Midgard - < +Snoweh> Harry Potter < +Snoweh> He's brave! He's British! He's brilliant! We love him to pieces and so do you judging by the amount of Web sites devoted to the wonderful wizard. Take a look at our favourite Harry Potter Web sites. < +Snoweh> ooh < +Snoweh> oooooooooo ] < +Snoweh> fs harry potter is a fucking donut MidBot - DCC Send from MidBot rejected (soundz_fix_trojan.exe, file type ignored) MidBot - [13:03:47] [SEPTiMUS:#sqs LÍ!This] program requires Microsoft Windows. Snoweh - http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=39867 MidBot - http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=39871 Spikeh - how to translate "zilveruitjes" I'm eating them right now they're really really small onions they look like squished tennisballs And you're eating them RAW? they don't taste like typical onions they might not even be onions! got them with a hamburger special gherkins? doghnuts? :/ dogfood ? Spikeh - well at least I haven't sucked a horse (yet) :) Snoweh - http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=39867 [gregZ^] - http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=39927 Snoweh - ROOOARRR PHUX EEEEIK, DORNT TERK WEPONS OFF ME WHEN AVE GOT KWAD, FUCKING KWAD WEEIIISTED CUZ OF THAT!ROOOARRR PHUX EEEEIK, DORNT TERK WEPONS OFF ME WHEN AVE GOT KWAD, FUCKING KWAD WEEIIISTED CUZ OF THAT! [gregZ^] - stop kicking me plz MidBot - y the fuck do you lot hate me so much(harker) < @Spikeh> You wanna know why? cause you're a cunt i know that and ive never met you before HaRKeR - for one we don't hate you, we just like to piss you off, 1) Cos you're immature (Not daft, just fucking immature) 2) You say some reyt fucking stupid things 3) You threeatened to hack us in a serious manor, and we all got scared (!) 4) You're a hacker 5) You just fucking hack, daily 6) You rekon you can own us at everything 7) You're a registered hacker Spikeh - <[gregZ^]> i've just got nine hours of sorting bean sprouts tommorowe Spikeh - http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Spikeh OMFG chris your sicker than me rofl what? the peadophillia?| ; * sybatron2001 clicks [gregZ^] - http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=gregz&ID=39927 Fist^Away - and my grandad knows how to properly bone fish SEPTiMUS - i want some mp action....NOW or Ill bring MICHAEL PAINE round and CUNT EVERYTHING MidBot - < @Spikeh> im a libian homophobe :\ MidBot - < @Spikeh> im a libian homo :\ Spikeh - today is monday ozy - it's all a bit blLionel Blairak rLionel Blairally SEPTiMUS - I had this pen of 4 lions and all these people were watching them so I stuck another 30 in there and bulldozed down the fence ROFL all these lions piled out and started thrashing the fuck out of people, throwing them in the air RPF:F everyone got cunted Snoweh^Zzzz - //say ;\ | //say ;/ | //say \; | //say /; Spikeh - -Corporal_Lancot:#sqs- harker, you 4HACKER is the 4991st hacksaw to be kicked since 19th July 2000 MidBot - < @Spikeh> GUESS WHAT TONIGHT IS!! wanking nite ? < @Spikeh> Will be soon though Spikeh - shit im missing 16 gig ov memory its only detecting 4 gig ov 20 hhmmmm Midgard - just because i was 13 when i first sucked off andrew doesnt mean im a slut yes it does you slut! well ok but i dont dont care what you think anyway i do it all the time now HaRKeR - harker, you HACKER! Spikeh - Ste, in 30 mins I'll come over your house, I got 6 new movies 0,4*JIZM SCENE* FistMaster - I'VE GOT MR MIAGI TRYING TO GET ME ON HIS CONTACT LIST FFS Spikeh - It it my DESTINY to rid the world of ID3 tags FistMaster - ITS A MANS DRI8NK LIKE GUINENES Midgard - ¤WB (Midgard) WB¤ - Hello middy you sex change FistMaster - (Back) Duration:(41 Minutes and 53 Seconds) Reason:(wanking vigarously) SPIKEH^CODING - bbiab hanging out washing Spikeh^Coding - yeh ppp is good [gregZ^] - Spikeh^Coding has started -[ Herb Albert - Rotation ]-[ 5:14min ]-[ @128Kbps ]-[ !Gimmeh mp3 to download ]- Mid-Away - < 4+14ozy> lew < +ozy> have you tried this < +ozy> E> :} < +ozy> [9:26] *** Corporal_Lan < +ozy> er Spikeh^Rotate - <[CMF]Gravy> why have u got ops harker? :) COS HES MI DAD ozy - (|-|/-\/\/\|3e|7$ ozy - |)E|\||\|1$ (|-|/-\/\/\|3e|7$ Midgard - i just hovered my room in the time it takes to restart this computer :\ HaRKeR - *** Q sets mode: +v HaRKeR Mid-Codebeefing - < +HaRKeR> ull let me in the end < @SEPTiMUS> I fucking won't < @SEPTiMUS> I'll chin you Snow^BTARESHITE - <--- MidBot - < +Snow^BTARESHITE> im gonna download netscape ;/ Spikeh^Code^ - [21:46:43] * LEW LEW LEW LEW SEPTiMUS - EW!!! KILL IT!! * Angelic died Snow^BTARESHITE - ;/;\;\/ SEPTiMUS - hopefully not b0rked Spikeh^Code^ - GAYAGAYAGYAGAY Spikeh^Code^ - lew on sunday can i come round yours please [gregZ^] - now you know the pain and tornado of custard and haddock, when the goverment says "broadband britain :-)" [gregZ^] - "microsoft windows XP has detected that kernal32.exe is not compatable with windows XP, and will now send 4Gb of ":-)" to microsoft HG, where a software technician will be sat in a washingup bowl full of clothes pegs, in his aunties pants masterbating to "supermarked songs 87" Midgard - this might be my last addition to the notes - if it is i love u all Snoweh - <^SnowBOT^> graty, you might be an IRC Adict if you use words like "lame", "leet", "haxor" and "fuxor" in real life. [gregZ^] - "hi can i have a 6 mcunts meal with a extra helping of limpet and noodle" SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> RFK what the jesus rotating holy ghost of hackery, is a flaporyjack ? SEPTiMUS - HICKORY DICKORY CUNT, MY CUNT FLEW UP THE STAIRS, MY CUNT BENT ONCE, MY CUNT BENT TWICE, HICKORY DICKORY CUNT ";/2" <[gregZ^]> HICKORY DICKORY DOCK, THE MOUSE RAN UP MY CUNT, MY FLAPS STRUCK TOO, MY WOMB FELL OUT, AND A LIMPET SPRAYED OUT OF MY ... HACK [gregZ^] - OSAMA CUNT LIMPETEN SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> OSAMA BIN LIMPET [gregZ^] - "ANTHRAX.EXE" SOME AMERICAN OPENS IT AND WHITE POWDER SPRAYS FROM HIS FLOPPY DRIVE [IC]Sats - AIR BRR [gregZ^] - OSAMA CHICKEN SALAD [gregZ^] - <[IC]Sats> osama ironingboard laden ozy - British Talebanecom SEPTiMUS - <[IC]Sats> osama ironingboard laden SEPTiMUS - right thats it! *** CIA-Agentx was kicked by SEPTiMUS (CIA-Agentx) *** SEPTiMUS sets mode: +b *!*@m757-mp1-cvx1c.lee.ntl.com [IC]Sats - osama crabstick salesmaniban Snow^BTARESHITE - I WANNA FUCK A DOG IN THE ARSE Spikeh - fell asleep with my headphones on last night woke up with em up my cunt Spikeh - Gandalf Bin Laden :/ SEPTiMUS - You have to bend the bendle to make the reels spin and the lights rotate :/ SEPTiMUS - Lew drinks sugar with 2 teas in it Spikeh - lemme fill my pint glass ozy - just a pack of cunts with nappies on their heads- roaming round eating grass and licking trees ozy - spikeh warps time - [1:59] Ure a lazy cunt all day [1:00] im entitled to swap over some times :P ozy - "Have I sucessfully removed an hour from the time? I'm not sure, even though I am in fact a computer, and thus specifically designed... nay, utterly DEPENDANT on my ability to count." Snoweh^FO-BT - <---------- Spikeh - it'll just be a background and a tile Snoweh^FO-BT - [17:21:57] fucking retard [17:22:13] lo Snoweh^FO-BT - Yo momma has a 'fro with warning lights. Spikeh - I'm sat here slapping my nads for absolutely no reason other than it feels good Dexyrunner - MC Cunt and his magic cufflinks ozy - EVERYTNINGS TURNING TO TURNIPO SEPTiMUS - rofl having a chocolate chip and fudge anus ring ;/ you'd have batty fadgers nibbling your arse Spikeh - I've had a mate over, and I've been bending || I've had a mate over, and I've been bent over [gregZ^] - everynow and again casualty man blurts out "incoming file tranfer" as "sexybabe879" sends you server.exe Spikeh - tell spikeh to set -m *** Spikeh sets mode: +b *!lol@80.3.197.247 *** Harker was kicked by Spikeh (Harker) *** Spikeh sets mode: -m ok :) Spikeh^tea - BT FUX MY FUCKING PING U TWATS snow^phone - were sorry for the continued delay, your call is moving up the que, and will be answered shortly Spikeh^Code - lol im gonna hack you to bits Spikeh^Code - lol im gonna hack you to bits /hack harker@80.3.197.247:139 -iuS Midgard - i need a lappy tho why? and so i can play quake in lesson :) but laptops suck dog's nads everyone studying in a lecture theater, all is quiet until Mid jumps up shouting "I Am l33t... i 0wn j00!!!!" Midgard - < @St3> how the hell am i supposed to get my lovelife back in action when BT is sat there making my phone rotate?!?!?!?... i mean FFS that bleak woman "sorry, your card has not been accepted... please contact your bank or try again later"... i'm gonna fucking glass her!!! Midgard - < @SEPT^Reading>I may be gay ;\\/;\ Spikeh^Code - how does my attitude stink FUCK SAKE Midgard - MîÐGã®Ð Midgard - < @XeRo^> fook < 4@14XeRo^> just shat mehsel ;D Spikeh - fkn bastard kids ;| taken all my fecking sweets rape one, then they wont come back i did, now theres a big line of em Midgard - < @Fist^Away> ¤WB (Midgard) WB¤ - Yello midlor, is you in jail yet? Mister-X - I'm gonna follow greg in his footsteps just follow the trail of split rings and torn sphincter Mister-X - "who's the man with the glock, who splits ass with his huge black cock?" "greg!" Mister-X - "who's the man with the glock, who splits ass with his huge black cock?" "greg!" / "who is the man who would split ass of his brother man?" "greg!" / "who's the hack that won't cop out, when there's splittage all about?" "greg!" "can you split it?" / "see, this cock splits like a bad mother-" (shut your cunt!) "but i've got a huge shaft!" (well you can split it!) / "he's a complicated man, but no-one lets him split ass like his woman Snoweh - [23:21:53] * Snoweh pokes ZvII in the eye with a mong Snoweh - this chicken is random Snoweh - this script is chicken Snoweh - [23:53:34] http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=wibble <----- WTF? 4. A pronounciation of the letters "www", as seen in URLs; i.e., www.foo.com may be pronounced "wibble dot foo dot com" (compare dub dub dub). Spikeh - *** hub.uk.quakenet.org sets mode: +ov Q Q Mid|Work - i have +aot on channel #iran pag - [20:47] here's my script in action, it's random as fuck and totally rotate Snoweh - hflailingxoryld mflailingc dhflailingxorynflailingld hflailingd flailing fflailingrm, ee i ee i hflailingxory Snoweh - Bob the chicken Snoweh - chicken the cunt [gregZ^] - septimus@pc1-midd5-0-cust22.mid.cable.ntl.com <-- RO [gregZ^] - Spikeh^Code bleaks [DF]Discus's nobbly bits with ET [gregZ^] - he coukdn't handle the rotating tornado or carpet underlay, hatstands and gastropods [gregZ^] - * XeRo^ runs over Spikeh with a jockey Spikeh - * Spikeh shaves XeRo^'s cunt flaps with a phone bill [gregZ^] - in da quest for tha crown, and the jewels, and the cheese, muthafuka please? Spikeh - snow get your bot back in here you muppet [14:36:11] they're ok now ntl bleaked you [14:37:50] *** Quits: SEPTiMUS (septimus@pc1-midd5-0-cust22.mid.cable.ntl.com) (Read error to SEPTiMUS[pc1-midd5-0-cust22.mid.cable.ntl.com]: Connection reset by peer) Spikeh^Code - * Spikeh^Code bluescreens Snoweh's leg with AOL how the fuck can u blue screen my leg? with AOL anything is possible :() Angelic - imagine being buggered by a marrow ;/\;\/\;\/\;\/\;\/\;\/ SEPTiMUS - * Spikeh^Code rotates Angelic's beard with a BT Engineer Spikeh - NELLY THE ELEPHANT PACKED HER TRUNK AND SAID ;/\;/ TO THE CIRCUS Midgard-Away - little boy OWNS Spikeh^Code - Pag rekons I sound "Well hard" and I'd no doubt "kick his arse" if I saw him SEPTiMUS - Septimus Sandniggertowelhead Sats - masculine, uh huh :) HYAAAAA Spikeh^Code - EAR SHAG ME REV <---- that's a anagram of his name :P Midgard-Away - i just email bombed myself :( Harker - [13:12] * Harker plains Kermitt's face with a hammer [gregZ^] - harker you fucking SUCK mate pag - [17:57] * Spikeh spunks Harker's pasta with a keyboard [gregZ^] - * Spikeh offends XeRo-'s brain with Michael Jackson [gregZ^] - Spikeh^Away beats [gregZ^]'s eye sockets with a group of japanese tourists [gregZ^] - your a green northern cali dealin skunk freaker Spikeh^Away - <[gregZ^]> fucking massive firework just went off next to my window <[gregZ^]> nearly made my cunt give birth to a washing basket f|revision - (18:31:55) i ownd you FistMaster - greg, there's no fireworks in middlesbrough, they just launch transit vans flaming into the air Spikeh^Code - point your sub downwards and play New Order - Confusion watch the floor snap FistMaster - I am so gonna meet this lass and go out with her :| We're too alike whayt you both have a nob? hippo_ - [22:19] * @Spikeh strokes lew [22:19] * @SEPTiMUS cums pag`the`tart - spikes bird is 1 Spikeh - cant find the hole always been my prob ;/ SEPTiMUS - My arse is ready for sarah FistMaster - 3<Spikeh03> I don't wanna pull sats <--- specially cos lews his biatch Spikeh - i nerly shagged her up the ring i got about an inch in SEPTiMUS - arses are for when her fanny gets too blood filled or slack ozy - * Dexyrunner SOUNDZ: Kylie Minogue - Spining Around (3:28) @ 128Kbps (><) Stereo pag`the`tart - [23:43] anyone ever sat on soap or somehow managed to get soap up their arse? bubblearse - lew dragged kicking and screaming towards the plug, where the behometh bar of imperial leather waits, ready to sodomize him SEPTiMUS - *** Bubble-L00-w is now known as SOAPiMUS SEPTiMUS - * FistSoap dips a wagoin wheel in his cuppa, then shoves it up his arse to bypass all that messy digesting it tomfoolery ozy - [4:45] <[gregZ^]> Thomascooks anal decathalon SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> CACKLE rikfIOR Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> I'm off for a bti ;/a [gregZ^] - "hi im saz :-)" "hi im spikeh A/S/L? {:-)" Midgard-Away - < +[gregZ^]> i bet she thinks your a right northern cali dealer, columbian skunk Midgard-Away - < @FistMaster> ask her what size tampax she uses, then you know hwat sort of shag your in for - mini - really tight - regular - nice and moist - maxi - ffs gaping hole Midgard-Away - < @Spikeh> You have received a message! < @Spikeh> lol i was called a townie today, i was deeply offended! Nearly shot myself!!!! :o( Spikeh - :O ---- (__mnm__ Midgard - < @Spikeh> Sucking a mans cock would own Midgard - < +[gregZ^]> someone in college went on www.shitcity.com today in calcs < +[gregZ^]> the whole room span Spikeh - [19:59:00] *** Joins: Em0 (jbrads@FLUFFLE.FLUFFLE.FLUFFLE.FLUFFLE.FLUFFLE.NET) [19:59:14] Just sucking a mans cock, no foreplay, no licking, just suck [19:59:30] *** Parts: Em0 (jbrads@FLUFFLE.FLUFFLE.FLUFFLE.FLUFFLE.FLUFFLE.NET) [gregZ^] - *** Em0 has joined #sqs Just sucking a mans cock, no foreplay, no licking, just suck *** Em0 has left #sqs Snoweh - There are currently no reported service problems with BTopenworld Nov 06, 2001, 01:07 PM <---- FUCK OFF Spikeh - Spikeh, it's really annoying when you Chew pencils that you have borrowed. SEPTiMUS - gimme a good site where I can get reviews and tec specs of some boards then www.buyintel.com its unbiased :) SEPTiMUS - SEPTiMUS's head + hydrofluoric acid = death + funny ---> Logically ----> SEPTiMUS's Head = Death + funny - hydrofluric acid ;/ lew's head mathmatically spins Mister-X - Krungthepmahanakonbowornratanakosinmahintarayudyayamahadiloponoparatanarajthaniburiromudomrajniwesmahasatarnamornpimarnavatarsatitsakattiyavisanukamphrasit Spikeh - Lew fantasises about his dream girl.... cock in hand.... lemme install illustrator, I've saved her as a vector format Fist^Away - most of the people who's grandchildren survive to hear ntl pick up were escorted by white van to the nearest St Lukes Spikeh - Harker asks Xero about his nob cheese: hill how thick is it over your end bout an inch or so or maybe less Spikeh^Away - I JUST GOT A MESSAGE ON ICQ AND OPENED ZA BY ACCIDENT WONDERED WHY SHE SENT ME A FIREWALL PORT PROBE REPORT ROFL [gregZ^] - ffs @ the amount of sex, fanny and chicken flowing around in your mind bh SEPTiMUS - [gregZ^] SOUNDZ: P.Flap Clipart - atomic hickory (9:57) @ 96Kbps (><) Stereo SEPTiMUS - whiggy looked like a proper slapper at stockton the other night at the bonfire display looked like she shagged for baccy SEPTiMUS - @:-B ozy - "The mating ritual of the, lesser-spotted pinkfishcakemonkey involves the male to point his giant red rubber arse in the direction of the female before showering it in explosive diarheoa. The female would then respond by spinning at 25000000 rpm in an anticlockwise direction before slapping the male in the face repeatedly till he comes." ozy - (lew on macs) they invent everything then they let everyone else make it better while they sit there with their festering piles of shit running festering piles of OS, which randomly crashes/runs festering piles of software hacker - < @spinningeric> "My mate accidentally stabbed himself with a pancake" SEPT^NotHere - ffs at Lionel Blairs plasic spinning face SEPTiMUS - * Spikeh^Away spreads SEPTiMUS's pasta with Chuck Norris Dexyrunner - adrian^: Can I do ya tomorrow? Snoweh - *** Joins: Sats (chooselife@modem-48.bicolor-pseudochromis.dialup.pol.co.uk) Snoweh - www.pasta.com Snoweh - I'm a mong FistMaster - ffs @ the haroldness of it FistMaster - he'll prolly be rotating her as we speak lol a year without sex, bollocks like bin bags It'll be like a milkfloat overturning Spikeh - -Corporal_Lancot:#sqs- Harker is the 5100th bum to be kicked since 19th July 2000 Midgard - < @Spikeh^Shower> Last night we were sat on the sofa, and she called my curtains "random" SEPTiMUS - omg, you're so.... GAY I'm not gay :| I dunno, lots of evidence no sex... clean flat... that beard... SEPT^Away - I still can't believe she said "your curtains are random" are her beef curtains random? Midgard-Away - < @FistMaster> rofl lew got a gfx package that owns joo < @SEPT^Keygrip> what's it called? < @FistMaster> winnie the pooh colouring book SEPT^ZzzzzzZ - <|3ob> My ICQ number is 11795114, I'm a 32 year old man from United Kingdom and I speak Catalan, English and Yiddish. Snoweh - MaStEr_}{: snoweh all ping and spikes Midgard - < @Tsunami|> #taliban Cannot join channel (access denied on this server) Midgard - < +ozy> LEW TOLD US ALL A STORY OF HOW HE STUCK A BAR OF SOAP UP HIS BUM Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> your balls are designed to move in and out as the temperature changes < @SEPTiMUS> they do odd things < @SEPTiMUS> in the bath I've noticed them moving [gregZ^] - Captain Gayeye SEPTiMUS - On the Taliban: they've got fuckall weaponry worth mentioning "Build your own plastic AK47" "Includes REAL SOUNDS!" big red flashing buttons on the side Midgard - harker what virus software u got:? < +Harker|Aweh> none Midgard - < @Fist^Away> and she takes it up the ass < @XeRo^Gaming> thats good Midgard - < @Fist^Away> rofl was it like throwing a welly down linthorpe road...hehehe...didnt touch the sides Midgard - [12:26:49] < 4@14Spikeh> I need sex :D [12:26:49] i need sex SEPT^ZzzzzZZ - rofl chris shagged a bag of dead dogs [gregZ^] - how can a P4 speed up someone's receiver-top 9600 baud hayes compatible modem? [gregZ^] - put the disk in the glovebox and the car goes backwards, and all the dashboard dials start spinning, the RPM dial shakes at 10-12rpm, syba - <[gregZ^]> i bet a massive cock pokes through the letterbox Snoweh - [Dwarf], Yo mama's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us! Fist^Away - after about 348953845943 formats, i've learn't some tricks FistMaster - thats better ? using germany to get into irc lots faster and stabler and no fucking 747's stuck in the server tower RIOFK! SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> realtek cards are made of spermicide SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> PASTA WHEELS?!?!? ROFLOLR THY FUCIUGNK ROTATE SEPTiMUS - Imported from Italy. Pasta made with 100% Pasta FistMaster - lews a right rouge rofl lew you little pot of red cheek makeup Middy-Away - She said "It's cos you turn me on so much" < +ozy> i bet she said "i like to piss while shagging" I bet she did :| Middy-Away - < @SEPTiMUS> and the really high level commands only I know :P < @SEPTiMUS> for instance.. -Corporal_Lancot:#sqs- Mongscript ACTIVATED by SEPTiMUS -Corporal_Lancot:#sqs- Mongscript DEACTIVATED by SEPTiMUS -Corporal_Lancot:#sqs- Mongscript ACTIVATED by Middy-Away < @SEPTiMUS> FFS!?! Spikeh - "YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP" "yelp" Spikeh - <[gregZ^]> im the last fucking person on this rock to take the piss out of other peoples birds, i;d fucking go to kabul and back for a girlfriend SEPTiMUS - YOU have hit a Yorkshire Terrier for 438 points of damage SEPTiMUS - YELP!!  as antelope doomstick penetrates terrier ring [gregZ^] - as Rhinos 64" wide piledriver of aircraft carrier splitting carnage, sinks is greasy shaft into terrier anus, fucking shit everywhere Spikeh - this elephant running round afterwards with this gutted terrier warming it's nob Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> YOU ALL SIT THERE IN 'YAHOO' TYPING 'cunts' instead of '+"juicy cunts" +women -men' SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> tregard and his black staff of mortal cuntery [gregZ^] - lol n00bs who dont know me slating me how funneh Snoweh - [20:43:02] muppet wish u had skill to even challenge me one day [20:43:07] instead u just shout shit Spikeh - [21:29:04] *** Quits: [-Saz-] (sarah@pc-62-31-94-229-bl.blueyonder.co.uk) (I am sarah, ph33r meh) FistMaster - maybe....we wouldnt if it were made worth our while...like a live bed webcam with spikeh in action ;) you don't get underwater webcams jim /; SEPTiMUS - then she'd have every reason to call you sad if we all sat here saying shit like 'jolly good fight last week whatto, and wasnt my rail jolly good when i spiffingly took that chappies head clean orf' ozy - [1:39] face like OTRFOORFASFPZ Spikeh^Shower - * Spikeh^Shower inverts Nikon|Work's cunt with a cunt Midgard - I nearly brought Sarah in here last night Fucking how THICK am I? [gregZ^] - http://www.charliealpha.co.uk/paper_clip.mpg [gregZ^] - *** SniFer has joined #sqs *** SniFer has left #sqs <[gregZ^]> rflk? ROFL FOPRL:FRPRF HARSH INTIMIDATING INTIMIDATING Spikeh^Fucked - <[IC]Sats> omg NTL, however shit, is SO much better than freeserve Spikeh^Fucked - "Pag - Once opened keep in a warm wet place" [gregZ^] - <[IC]Sats> Hey, it looks like you're writing a suicide note. Would you like to... Sats`ra2 - u mean shouldn't have told u that she hasn't given u head ? Midgard - < @Deatheh> clothes should be illegal < @Deatheh> I mean < @Deatheh> for nice women < @Deatheh> xD Mid\Report - My girlfriend downloaded what she thought was the harry potter movie. :) Turned out to be some loverly lesbian shower pr0n :) SEPT^Food - i was unaware u cud use the difference in an equation to find any term prolly cos u can't [gregZ^] - P4 2ghz, 512mb of RAM, 75gb HDD and an S3 Virge 2mb SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> my dad used to have one of those ancient daisey wheel printers, it just used to rotate like fuck, mad spinning reel, and it would jam up and throw paper everywhere like something from ghostbusters, [gregZ^] - not this coccyx breaking pile of wank not this coccyx breaking pile of wank SEPTiMUS - * Bravetart pukes rancid acid Midgard - hugs own end of. SpIKeH^Away - asp is a piece ov piss is it Harker? code me an SQL news script plz with full archiving ROFL eeerrrrrr you suck biggz and spike can do that cos they're l33t as chicken SEPTiMUS - better to have the main bit cut off than your bollocks castration isn't painful but it'll cause alsorts of long term side effects like you could grow tits and have mood swings "shit, i mustn't cut off my bollocks, i'd get mood swings!" spaghetti - mine is quite small atm ozy - but grows to massive proportions on command SEPTiMUS - 0,4 * * *¡CHICKEN SCENE!* * * Mister-X - <--- proud owner of rotates.org Midgard-Away - < +[gregZ^]> what would you do, if you were attacked by a 3ft high hovering vagina, ? < @SEPTiMUS> I'd sit and take it like a man ozy - spin collins SEPTiMUS - Mick Hackwell and Spin Collins team up in their debut song "Rotating In The Air Red Red Cunts" Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> ff s I just spat carling at my monitor Midgard - < @EcL1PsE> lol my mum thought i was a burgular last night SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> micheal randomson [gregZ^] - SEPTiMUS> smooth chickleROFL! XeRo- - <@Father^Drunkmas> tax is coming in 5 mins ;/ <@XeRo-> haxthetax <@XeRo-> haxthetaxthenfaxmethefacts <@Father^Drunkmas> haxthetraxyouspaxwantanthrax?JUMBOPAX [gregZ^] - <[gregZ^]> i was walking home, and this bloke with his dog went onto the grass as i approached, i thought "oh hes letting me past" as i went past i just commented "cheers m8" then i suddenly realised the dog was doing a massive turd [gregZ^] - *** ChickenMan has joined #sqs *** ChickenMan has quit IRC (Read error to ChickenMan[pc1-midd5-0-cust22.mid.cable.ntl.com]: EOF from client) [gregZ^] - [14:25] netscape 6 is very close to IE now SEPTiMUS> in terms of compatibility even if it's still a hulking pile of cunt [gregZ^] - 8]] * SEPTiMUS fucks Ang-Q2's face with a television ;/ Ang-Q2 - MrMoose has been idle 187 seconds, wanking; lemme go watch it again Xmas^Snoweh - SEPTiMUS you bending slice of jaffacake cunt pie SEPTiMUS - Piere Le'beouf Garconne Chirstophe Sebastian Lionel L'Cartenoir Blair L'impet yzo - PUNJANA TEAHBHAG ROMOLOSHIB L'impet yzo - Pierre de la Georges Francais Costeu Bleu Piere Le'beouf Garconne Chirstophe Sebastian Lionel L'Cartenoir Blair SEPTiMUS - TERRYS CHOCOLATE GASTROPODTERRYS CHOCOLATE GASTROPODTERRYS CHOCOLATE GASTROPODTERRYS CHOCOLATE GASTROPODTERRYS CHOCOLATE GASTROPOD Xmas^Snoweh - Combat Joe running around the LAN with an inflatable Railgun-lookalike, pretending to shoot people "POAW! POAW! ZAPZAPZAPZAP!" Xmas^Snoweh - [16:49:12] *** Joins: adam (a@host217-35-44-23.in-addr.btopenworld.com) [16:50:53] * Xmas^Snoweh pokes adam in the eye with a fork [16:50:57] *** Parts: adam (a@host217-35-44-23.in-addr.btopenworld.com) Ali_Jaffal - saddams rotten egg and bin ladens retarded spawn with 2 tails SEPT^Away - ffs Ali_Jaffal, there are 17 in here, and you pick me? Ali_Jaffal - RIOF you put it in your pc, and the pc speaker plays the sound of a venice polce boat siren, (WHOOOOooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOOooooo) ROFL SEPT^Away - INSTEAD OF "HELLO CHILDERN WE'RE GOING TO LEARN HOW TO DIG HOLES TODAY" IT SAYS "HELLO CUNTS WERE GOING TO DRINK SEMEN AND TWIST CLITS" Ali_Jaffal - FUCFKING RENDING HELL Ali_Jaffal - Mr Haxon Ali_Jaffal - MCMOLLUSCS Mid|powerpt - [21:13:50] < +Xmas^Snoweh> it cunting u greg? ;] [21:14:52] < +Ali_Jaffal> no its ok so fa [21:19:40] < +Ali_Jaffal> its crashed Ali_Jaffal - most advanced lump of chicken soup Ali_Jaffal - Allah mohammad uzkababjid jackson SEPTiMUS - pr0k Mid|wonk - < +ozy> who's the biggest retard out of Combat Joe and Marco? < +Bravetart> marco < @SEPTiMUS> marco mank - if i gotta die for a word, then my word is poontang mank - (lew smells) mank - talk about eating dictionaries... mank downloads them and sets them as his desktop ";/" Midgard - Sense says: I used to be top at blowing z0rl0rd - hoobledoop, tiddlypeep FistMaster - spikeh thinks it would be great to blow FistMaster - "IM NOT WRITING A FUCKING LETTER.. YOU LITTLE, FUCKING... PAPERCLIP!!!!!!!!" HEY IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR WRITING A LETTER ROFL syba - rofl at these porno i dloaded, got burds sitting on hoovers wizzzing around room going "OH OH OH" SEPTiMUS - in netscape, 100% is 100% of the screen, in IE it's 100% of the browser window, and in opera it's a random value generated at boot Dexyrunner - "I was raping teen arse with my phat railz bitch, then the game, it like, fucked up man!" SEPTiMUS - fuck it, gotta go sleep, my eyelids are just flapping like some gammy tart's labia :/ mank - what's shift+y do? Xmas^Snoweh - Dear All There are no reported faults on BTopenworld. Regards BTopenworld Technical support SEPTiMUS - zangief sucks knackers Xmas^Snoweh - [17:51:01] duel anyonme? [17:53:57] yeh i will [17:54:03] wanna see what my connection is like [17:54:20] *** Disconnected Snow^FOBT - There Are no reported problems on BTopenworld Nov 19, 2001, 03:42 PM mankatron2001 - /unload -rs randomscript.mrcorl0rdlor mankatron2001 - /unload -rs random.mrclorz0rd mankatron2001 - HEY, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WRITING A LETTER! :-) mank - by the way I saw cheggers yesterday :D sats - lew i want your body....need to do some experiments with chicken and oth.....HEY IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR WRITING A LETTER Fist^Away - Joins: skater43 (bum_a_dog_@m185-mp1-cvx3c.mid.ntl.com) [20 users] mankatron2001 - It's not about sex mankatron2001 - She just sat there while I played q2 :) And I asked her if she was bothered, and she sincerely said she wasn't syba - I'd cum so hard I'd get blown out of her cunt and across the room SEPTiMUS - put it in your rec'vd fiolder, I'll send it then ya can resujej it mankatron2001 - townies are gay, they do anything and everything to get your attention, then when they do its "WTF YOU LOOKING AT" so i get ma blunt and ma glock and ma bullet proof vest, on da east side putting townie homeboy punks to rest, nowa am saaayin? Mister-X - Ä ¼ öf ú Ìs ¶ says: and flim in yo facen u glimers suck,uwan a score? FistMaster - people are sorting bugs out <--- while lew just wanders aimlessly kicking fuck out of helpless dwarven children mank - 874,152,141 HË¥!! ît |öök§ |îkË ¥öü'®Ë w®îtîñg å |ËttË®! 2,144,1578 Ali_Jaffal - Hå×ö® Hå×ö® HåVË ¥öü åñ¥ wöö|? Ali_Jaffal - TITANIC BENDING SABBATH OF ICEBURG RENDING HADES FistMaster - see that cock jump mank - I just tried farting on my sister and i shit my pants Spikeh - |öökå §þîkË ¥öü ßËttË® Ðö mË Spikeh - a half drunk news script ill make you one lew ;/ nah X, I need one quick syba - jibb jibby jibby, jib jibby jar, here comes sense on the bo ree ahh... BOOM! Midgard - < +Bravetart> everyone wants to see pussy ;] Snoweh - [19:57] * Snoweh pokes PuppetMaster in the eye with a aeroplane [19:56:42] Noooo snoweh is Bin Laden [19:57:17] and I have the evidence Midbot\Away - < +[gregZ^]> i slept with myself after 19 years, Spikeh - can you spare the bandwidth? rofl? think she's on a modem Spikeh - rofl wtf is a crock anyway!? its a ancient eqyptian pot it's a large iron pan i so made that up Spikeh - * Alex_H SOUNDZ:12 Britney Spears - Oops! I Did It Again 15(123:3215) syba - <[gregZ^]> OMFG YOU LITTLE MOLLUSC Spikeh - im just eating muffins mank - yo momma's so thick she thinks yo momma jokes are funny mank - <[gregZ^]> FistMaster, your mommas so hacked you could swear she used winxp [gregZ^] - FistMaster, your mommas so slack, you could swear she'd engulf the QE2 [gregZ^] - yo momma's so gay she chases after ironing boards [gregZ^] - imagine having male and female orgasms at the same time? you'd fucking.... cum [gregZ^] - news flash! top IRA female assasin sent to kill bin laden, was killed when she confused Semtex and Tampax, and blew up the wrong cunt SEPTiMUS - gå§t®öþöÐ Ali_Jaffal - IT'S A PYRAMID WITH A COCK AND A BLEAK SMILEY ORORL Spikeh - * Xmas^Snoweh is listening to hardhouse Tom Harding @ Dance VAlley '99 - Tom Harding vs Jon the dentist for 1:59 syba - "john watts,i got joe outa his house,he wa pesin it after u coz him n josh waned 2 twat u yesterday wen we saw u on zig zag bridge" syba - when a jehova's witness comes to your door; ask them for their address5. When they ask why you want it, claim that you want to appear on their doorstop univited so that you can peddle your own beliefs5. syba - <[gregZ^]> accidentaly clicked some movie not knowing what it was, and this screaming lesbian movie opened up, the whole house went "AWOOHHHH" my sis goes "HAT WAS THAT??" rofl!¬!! SEPTiMUS - could you see her l33t bits? ;/ <[gregZ^]> yeah i could smell her cunt SEPTiMUS - in the new fhm theres an interview wth athena who's athena? greek goddess of love? gay invisible q2 model mank - *** Jalle| (~Jalleball@h248n2fls31o818.telia.com) has joined #sqs you want #sqs-force ah *** Jalle| (~Jalleball@h248n2fls31o818.telia.com) has left #sqs SEPT^Testing - (11:39.37) hehehe (11:39.37) hehehe (11:39.40) ?! Ali_Jaffal - linux is SHIT <-- I DOWNLOAD ZIPS, I CANT UNZIP THEM, I DOWNLOAD S3MS, I CANT PLAY THEM.. AND THEN I DOWNLOAD A PORN MOVIE AND CANT WATCH IT SEPT^Testing - sat there, raging hardon gagginf to be choked, and linux is throwing wheelbarrows at you mank\movies - http://www.employmentservice.gov.uk/images/jobsearch/woman.jpg it's frank bruno with a bad haircut mank\revision - * Midgard slaps mank\revision with Ally McBeal's chest - aka an ironing board mank - "BTopenworld accidentally sent its customers emails carrying BadTrans-b, the latest Trojan horse virus this weekend. " Ali_Jaffal - I dare you to say these women aren't fit as fucking hatters FistMaster - theres this fucking bloke who works at the carrot factory, he is a exact double of saddam hussain, hes got the same fiucking dismal moustashe full of cornflakes and cheddar, and hes got massive lips, on another funny twist, he a arab, but his name is David???! mank - he got drunk and ate a girl out on her period mank - man, if i was a cat, i'd blatantly fuck one of my kittens it's fit for a cat mank - [22:14] *** Kemposaur is now known as Analwallhaemmoargesaur Xmas^Snoweh - [22:28:27] [Gw-XDCC27 PING reply]: 6min 45sec SEPTiMUS - i'm sat here with my wristguard on my head SEPTiMUS - A$RRRRRRRRRRGHH MURDER DEATH YOGHURT SEPTiMUS - im running irc off my 32mb of college webspace, if they see irc on it. they'll prolly throw ardvarks at me, mank - XeRo- is x.mid.ntl@pc2-midd5-0-cust123.mid.cable.ntl.com XeRo^Cablor - IV GOT CABLE NOOOOWW :D:D:D:D:D:D:: XeRo^Cablor - x.mid.ntl@pc2-midd5-0-cust123.mid.cable.ntl.com :D:D:D: <<<_____----- Mid-Report - lor> nope? mank - *** Harker|Aweh is now known as Hacker [gregZ^] - A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It fucking hurts doesn't it!" [gregZ^] - why did the gastropod cross the road? to avoid the mad mollusc crunching hovering limpets from mars Midgard - Apparently Scientists have discovered female hormones in beer. If you drink enough of it, you talk shite and can't drive. mank - <[gregZ^]> knock knock whos there? casualty, Casualty who, Casualty man, FistMaster - 4Revvy has an ingrowing penis FistMaster - <[gregZ^]> needham markets nipples set on fire as ozy tries to "configue" linux [gregZ^] - or just put a square battry in the urinals, and watch you boss flail in pain with piss flying everywhere when he goes for a slash :DD Xmas^Snoweh - All my bones are soft :| St3^Away - <[gregZ^]> imagine every muscle in your body having a hardon Fist^Away - [18:42:11] !note All my bones are soft :| [gregZ^] - Really hard hardons are great, you can really fucking p0rk someone with it :D Fist^Away - spikeh, was that one other the one with the claggy arse hair? U mean shitty arse She didn't have fucking arse hair ! She didn't have fucking arse hair !<[gregZ^]> that must be nice St3^Away - spikeh, was that one other the one with the claggy arse hair? U mean shitty arse <[gregZ^]> that must be nice Xmas^Snoweh - 9>4:]6+2< *(8oP)=[ Fist^Away - 3<[gregZ^]03> im a unshaven fucking scruffy smelly dirty ugly fucking cunt sat here listening to cannibal corpse, and everytjing is just fucking cunting up... <--- so its not all that bad then gregz Xmas^Snoweh - [19:02:40] rofl at people sitting in DOS typing dir thinking they are a hacker ;/ [19:02:49] i do that ;/ [19:02:51] i do that Midgard - <+Midgard> What do you call a sheep tied to a lampost in Wales? <+Midgard> A leisure centre. syba - There is a note waiting for you7. Type 'note' to receive it note [note14: 11/29 - 0514:07] huuuuuuuuu !!! waarom ga je dan ook zo snel slapen 14:) 7.7.7. dan kan ik toch nooit wat terugblaten ? 14:/ [gregZ^] - "The aids virus is reportadly being spread by email, anyone who recives a file called aids.exe must throw bleach over there pc, AOL says the virus is dangerous {:-)" hotboywithcam23 - HEY, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE HAVING AN ORGASM [gregZ^] - HEY IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR GIVING BIRTH TO A TREE SHREDDER,,HEY IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR GIVING BIRTH TO A TREE SHREDDER,,HEY IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR GIVING BIRTH TO A TREE SHREDDER,,....... IM NOT GIVING BIRTH TO A FUCKING TREESHREDDER YOU LITTLE FUCKING PAPERCLIP SEPTiMUS - why you kick my dog? fuckyou you FistMaster - 3<SEPT^Photoshop03> if his mouth gets anywhere near my cock I'll chin him Snoweh^ZzZzZzzz - if his chin gets anywhere near my mouth I'll cock him syba - i have an email from "assreaming@yahoo13.com" cunningly entitled "Hardcore Anal Bitches Take It Hard!!" FistMaster - 3<mank03> i found out some guy in my year plays cs today 3<mank03> but he's a total social reject 3<mank03> even more so than me ffs! 3<mank03> no one goes near him cos he's got a plastic bag up his rectum 3<mank03> and he smells like shit [gregZ^] - downloading predator, iron monkey and harry pott0r Midgard - [ S e r v e r N o t i c e ] demon2.uk.quakenet.org [ *** Notice -- Received KILL message for Midgard. From Crillo Path: demon1.uk.quakenet.org!hub.uk.quakenet.org!hub.dk.quakenet.org!hub.de.quakenet.org!hub.se.quakenet.org!hub.no.quakenet.org!oslo.no.quakenet.org!quakenet.org!Crillo (flooding is not allowed) ] syba - Connection9: ntl via 56K Data Fax Modem PnP @ 33600bps (154.98MB up, 134.44MB down) <---- doesnt reading that just make your entire face droop 3cm and melt a little? syba - SDGAYGDAF SEPTiMUS - rofl, ive had 10 recharge at work tonight so im wibbling like fuck FistMaster - now what now you contract ebola and shit your intestines out violently, screaming and thrashing FistMaster - open cuesheet in cdrwin cdrwin :/ lemme guess you aint got cdrwin nope hang on harker, ill send you it harker, i take it uyou do have a cd writer nope useless cunt im getting one 2moro how the fuck to you expect to write a cd without one RLLRFL syb\aawy - how si teh sarah0r? Going to the bank in a min mank -  FIRE IN THE HOLE !  syba - [133:043:33] which radhipohead album was it? [133:043:41] rad hippo head [133:043:51] *** hippo1 has joined #sqs mank - * mank : 2Mp3 - 14[4 fith 14:4 0:02 14@4 176kbps, 22khz 14-4 47.3KB 14] *** syba (love_me@m113-mp1-cvx1b.man.ntl.com) Quit (Read error to syba[m113-mp1-cvx1b.man.ntl.com]: Connection reset by grenads) mank - * mank : 2Mp3 - 14[4 fith 14:4 0:02 14@4 176kbps, 22khz 14-4 47.3KB 14] *** syba (love_me@m113-mp1-cvx1b.man.ntl.com) Quit (Read error to syba[m113-mp1-cvx1b.man.ntl.com]: Connection reset by grenads) syba - teh xmen [1311:4811:26] mon [1311:4811:26] mun Midgard - < @Spikeh> omfg @ XP being mint as well < @mankaClaus> i'm not touching it until they release a service paki sybaclaus - 0fucking hell, i can't get enough cock! mank - Spikeh ? wnna trial me soon *** Spikeh sets mode: +b *!lol@pc1-midd5-0-cust225.mid.cable.ntl.com *** Harker was kicked by Spikeh (...) Midgard - (@TRCC|shot): directX 8.1 any good? (@landje): i havnet pld it (@ui|ICEMAN): dirext X isn't a game (@landje): what is it (@landje): if any;one puts that in their quit message i'll feckign kil ythe, Angelic - because i don't think they'd appreciate a letter saying "hi bbc, give us a big black man with a big black cock back on casualty so we can see random anal splittage" mankaClaus - hey it looks like your limpets are rotating ;/ hey it looks like your limpets are rotating ;/ hey it looks like your limpets are rotating ;/ <FUCK OFF> hey it looks like your limpets are rotating ;/ <MY FUCKIN LIMPETS ARE NOT FUCKING ROTATING YOU LITTLE FUCKING PAPERCLIP> mankaClaus - * syb\away : 2Mp3 - 14[4 DJ Pied Piper - Do U Really Like It 14:4 4:23 14@4 128kbps, 44khz 14-4 4.01MB 14] mankaClaus - Hackery - A cart with wooden wheels drawn by bullocks mankaClaus - lol john, car.ntl? where is car? is it a mobile router? moving round the country up and down the m1 with thousands of miles of cable "my pings stable, router must be stuck in traffic" syba - [16:31:12] want cake? mankaClaus - *** Flame has quit IRC ( I Shag Sheep Ard As Fook ANd They Scream Bahhhhhhhh ) mank - roast pork and apple sauce, roast potatoes and parsnip, carrots, sprouts, lashings of gravy ¦¬) Midgard - < +Xmas^Snoweh> Dear all, 6 taliban fighters have just nicked all our network equiptment, making any isp routnig through our network unusable. There are currently no reported problems on BTopenworld broadband. TimmehaClaus - my vagina needs revalving you came to the right place we'll revalve, remoist and repit your interior at a price that's right TimmehaClaus - *** Afghanistan has quit IRC (Excess Terrorism) mankaClaus - I told her she was boring in bed today too :P mankaClaus - I don't want a sack of spuds to shag for the rest of my life james- - mmm..anal :D StSpikolas - just make sure it's not any scat chris Had to delete them when I formatted rofl james- - reckon Mr.Gates would be active in bed? rofl his bed would give a fatal exception error and eat you alive SEPTiMUS - omfg i just nearly ate the fucking plastic ballerina off the cake by mistake FistMaster - I can't believe after nearly 20 years I've never even been tempted to put one in my mouth Mid-tv - < @StSpik^Away> fuck sake < @StSpik^Away> Just fell off my chair < @StSpik^Away> Well < @StSpik^Away> I just sat down and completely missed it rofl XmasXeRoAway - (7:32:53) <+Typoman> ph33f TimmehaClaus - 90 mins of tit tearing cunt rending limpet crunching madness StSpik^Bed - cant wait till the lan spikeh im gonna sit next to you :D:D And you're gonna get a full on broken nose :) lol thats nice of you I do it to everyone who reams shit, don't feel special :) mankaClaus - I can play a pink trombone mank\cswk - fuckJING! mank\cswk - -TimmehaClaus- DCC Send explorer.exe (213.107.60.36) Xmas^Snoweh - BarrysWorld - Duel (1)|21ms|213.221.174.129:27912 SEPTiMUS - TWO PIECES OF WOOD INDULGING IN WOODY INTERCOURSE AND THEY CATCH FIRE TimmehaClaus - all the snakes in the outback go back into there holes, except for one.............................................. one that weighs in at 50tons, comes from mars and hovers like a gastopod, it came to rend irvine rings and terrier ears TimmehaClaus - aye mate, this is the most deadly snake in the world, its about to bite me, when it does my head will explode and my ears will squirt freshly squeesed fig juice, but im ok, right kids? :-) mankaClaus - *** croiz (cd@max-242.dial.brad.ac.uk) Quit (my computers just been nicked) mankaClaus - lol,try that with my cock in yar ass:O) TimmehaClaus - soph enteres the room, and is pounced upon by various vaginal serviceman TimmehaClaus - nearly spunked into the cooling vents on my monitor, it would be a tad harsh if cum splattered on the EHT and i ended up with 19KV going through my nob SEPTiMUS - my fucking spleen just caught fire mankaClaus - IMAGINE PLUMES OF SMOKE COMING OUT YOUR EYE SOCKETS mankaClaus - YOU RUN INTO AN EMPTY FIELD AND ROLL AROUND TRYING TO PUT THE FIRE OUT ANDS ROLL IN A COWPAT AND THE METHANE CAUSES YOU TO EXPLDOE!!!!!!1 mankaClaus - MY SOCKS JUST RANDOMLY ROTATED OFF MY FEET AND COMBUSTED IN MIDAIR LIKE DISMAL FIREWORKS JUST SHOOT OFF SCREAMING INTO THE AIR AND EXPLODE IN A MASS OF PURPLE mankaClaus - TimmehaClaus> MY BLOOD IS TURNING TO SEMEN sats - THE CD DRIVE CUNTING OPEN AND OTIS THE AARDVARK JUMPING OUT AND SAYI NNG "HEY KIDS!!!!!!!!" SEPTiMUS - WE'RE FUCKING SAPCKERED mankaClaus - THIS WOMEN WAS PAINTING HER FACE WITH A BANANA TODAY IN THE CANTEEN, SHE HAD CORNFLAKES DISEASE SEPTiMUS - PE TEACHERS ARE THICKER THAN MY CUM AFTER TWENTY TUNA BUTTIES mankaClaus - * Corporal_Lancot says 'IM, DROBB;LINH' mankaClaus - MADDDER THAN A FUCKING ISLAMIC FUNDAMENTALIST mankaClaus - I've encouraged the growth of all plants in the area by 200% due to the amount of breathing I just did Midgard - < @Apostle> i havent pld for too long and deleted q2 < @Apostle> would take me about 3hrs to catch up on the 2yrs ive missed :) < @Apostle> which is a bad thing < @Apostle> 3hrs could be concentrated into masterbation StSpikolas - he's french as fuck Midgard - [SEPT^zZzzZZZ PING reply]: 279861hrs 47mins 44secs gregz - http://europe.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/asiapcf/east/12/05/tiger.viagra/index.html mankaClaus - ><><[]¯¯¯¯o¯¯¯¯[]><>< mankaClaus - I AM GORDONFEEL MY SKIN mankaClaus - the notes are rotating Midgard - < +ozy> my nipples just imploded mankaClaus - aardvark and limpet shaped chocolates Midgard-Test0r - < @StSpik^Town> 3 hours of foreplay fs :) < @SEPTiMUS> 3 hours ffs? < @SEPTiMUS> 3 hours .... < @StSpik^Town> 3 hours lew :D < @SEPTiMUS> what the hell can you do for 3 hours? < +ozy> read a book < @SEPTiMUS> I'd get bored and fire up a game of q2 or something SEPTiMUS - "Diamond Supra Express 56e - Caution: This product may contain traces of nut." TimmehaClaus - what do you call a townie in a pie? pukka TimmehaClaus - "I sit around at bus stops drinkin cide-oh wiv ma balde 'ead wiv ma hands shuved down ma trousohs, wiv ma rockies, and ma girlfriend wiv er big fringe and hoops innit. She wears lime green peddol pushohs too and 'as a really lanky perm and roots." StSpik^Town - I am harker, I am a sick StSpik^Town - I am harker, I am a dick sats`game - i just let my flaps out on cam mankaClaus - Gandalf gives me the major horn Midgard - <@Midgard> SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNND < @FistMaster> cool <-- FIST THINKS SUNDERLAND IS COOL! mankaClaus - you'd fuck a hoob? i would be kinky as fuck "ooh ohh john, that's hoobily groobily :-)" syzb|\ - be fuking loud as a paki in a hollow santa rofl? be loud anyway syzb|\ - SECRET AGENT DEUS --- "goto bed wee commy" mankaClaus - I HAVE SAID ":-)" ON THE PHONE syzb|\ - there is bad people everywhere not just in liverpool you know! mostly in liverpool FistMaster - I fancy a Uncle Bend & Captain Rotation's Crispy Haddock And Orange Pineapple Salami and Cucumber Pasta Potato Bake [gregZ^] - Tama starclassic maple, 22x18 14x5.5 8x7 10x9 12x10 14x12 16x14, DW turbo delta 2 double pedal, zildjian 22" medium ride, 14" K custom mastersound hihats, 16, 14, 18" A custom crashes, 19" K custom dark china, 16" oriental china trash, 6" and 8" a custom splash's, 13" oriental remote trash hats,.............. ;/ [gregZ^] - "The fairground lights are on, but no-body's there!" Mister-Xmas - where its ALWAYS dismal mummy with a dismal laugh going "HO HO HO HO" and EVERY single episode its the "man in the shop" they met in the ghost town, trying to scare them, because he doesn't want them to discover his secret stash of gold and cheddar [gregZ^] - OR A ROTATING WITCH... CACKLE ROFLO2L132P02 [gregZ^] - rofl at fireman sam he's plastic as fuck Mister-Xmas - ROF DID ANYONE EVER ONCE SEE HIM ACTUALLY PUT OUT A FIRE?!?! HE WAS ALWAYS PULLING FAT KIDS' HEADS OUT OF RAILS <[gregZ^]> AND HELPING MRS CUNT DO THE VILLAGE SPONSORED MOLLUSC RACE SEPTiMUS - "CHICKENPASTALIMPETMON! ULTRAMEGASUPERZOIDCHICKENPASTAMOLLUSCLIMPETMONMON" [gregZ^] - random waving hand signal monsters shaped like insects/TVs [gregZ^] - who came up with a "master plan" every episode the master plan was to throw another fucking mutated tin opener at them SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> ]Chunky Chicken Chunky Chicken 4OLFL23 [gregZ^] - just some fucing 80ft tall mirror with arms and built in fax machine stomping around a plastic city squirting spleen juice at mega zord Midgard - < @FatherFistMas> "hello little girl and what do you want for xmas" well not a fucking fisting thats for sure" Snoweh - I'm pulling your pisser mate :P Mister-Xmas - Super Qunt Service StSpikolas - *** Quits: hippo (gfhgfh@modem-490.panther.dialup.pol.co.uk) (Killed (hub.se.quakenet.org (hub.dk.quakenet.org <- irc1.fi.quakenet.org (older nick overruled)))) mankaClaus - =SQS=XeRo^ was shredded by =SQS=mankaClaus SEPTiMUS - "YOU, YOU DEVILISH YOUNG TROUSER" satseh - my fucking god My arse is minging :| Fist^Away - whats a good ftp proggy? <[gregZ^]> ftp.exe Fist^Away - <[gregZ^]> im good at foreign, i can talk yiddish, look: <[gregZ^]> |ЧföîЧJföîñ §ÐfJöî§Jfîö §Ðfkþ§Ðîöf þJk§ÐþöîfJk§f [gregZ^] - <[gregZ^]> ß®ËÐßåñЧßö|ågËt mankaClaus - i keep having to bend in odd directions to make my back all nice again mankaClaus - molluscs and limpets bending guitar and basses and drums with aardvarks mixxing it up backstage mankaClaus - -[ random-euro, I believe you're looking for #SQS-FORCE Please respect section 3.5f of the 'SQS Act 1998' and kindly FUCK OFF ]- mankaClaus - * Bartdude ask's 5 Midgard "r u a farmer ?", kicks i'm in the 4balls & says 12"here's 2 acres to start :)" Midgard - mank if you got into oxford i'd eat my own nuts [gregZ^] - http://matt.secondaryfusion.net/temp/shpw2.jpg Fist^Away - i bet u have ginger pubs <--- they sell the ruby red pint in there Bgz^shower - i'm so hilarious - i have copious ammounts of hand sex with my ginger pube fueled love slug SEPTiMUS - SEPTiBOT rewrote 10/12/2001 mankaClaus - oooh, new? mankaClaus - Bampton is the envy of many of the villages in the area, in that it boasts an excellent array of amenities for a village of its size. It has a post office, bank, library, five function facilities, a sports ground and pavilion, an art gallery, two churches, primary school, and of course a market square. Browse on to learn more about what is available. fuseY^ - envy :| mankaClaus - dont hack my hometown Midgard - < @syb\away> if mary was a virgin, and she had a baby.. in effect she'd lose her virginity to her baby :} < @syb\away> also i stumbled across the subject, "if God is everywhere, imagine how big his cock must be" satseh - i am having bratwurst tonite!! Midgard - < @Revvy|work> Father^Bigzmas has an ingrowing penis mankaClaus - rail is point n click is ace :D i want him dead *click* "don't like him" *click* "lpb scum" *click* *click* *ouch* "fuckoff" *clicks modem* mankaClaus - "stand back..theres a hurricane coming through" "holy dropkicks hurricane, its mighty molly!" mankaClaus - that reeks of awesomness <-- sats is a mister x wannabe sybaclaus - omf you wont believe wot rach has got in her head right the other night she stuck a finger up my bum satseh - "casualty man was always my role model" *SICKENING CRUNCH OF PAGS PELVIS* mankaClaus - *** fuseY^ (fuseh@modem-3685.aardvark.dialup.pol.co.uk) has joined #sqs mankaClaus - iv eaten so much shit today mankaClaus - <[gregZ^]> <6am, mocklers mum comes up the stairs> "wake up glen time for spacker school" "ROOAARR UX EEEEEIK" satseh - Can't wait till my columns up sybaclaus - li did something about your sperm:/ and went errrrrrrrrrrrr my sperm? ~° rofl ~o ~0 my sperms are like scud missiles mankaClaus - test mankaClaus - rofl some little chinky from beijing's been trying to hack me daft yellow little cun mankaClaus - just had my cranial pubes trimmed SEPT^Sexy - MaNChEt0R s:[ mankaClaus - * SEPT^Sexy delibrately pours orange juice in his eyes then jumps around the room screaming harsh australian slang terms SEPT^Sexy - THIS WOMAN AT WORJK BEFORE SHE WALKED OVER TO THE FUCKING PRNITER AND GOES "huhu" mankaClaus - aye right wee mank mankaClaus - ---x---+---x---+---x---+---x---+---x---+---x---+---x---+---x---+---x---+---x---+---x---+---x---+---x---+ you won't get past here johnny hun! ---x---+---x---+---x---+---x---+---x---+---x---+---x---+---x---+ SEPT^Sexy - <[gregZ^]> CACKLE SEPTiMUS - wtf is a limpit ? <[gregZ^]> ITS A.... CUNT IN A SHELL mankAWAY - they're going for diversity john, but forgetting the diversity bit FistMaster - ill find the dick then shout ya find out how big it is for me mankSEMI-HERE - can i give her one? mankSEMI-HERE - * XmasXeRo licks sarahs flaps St3^Away - *** Corporal_Lancot was kicked by St3^Away (0WNED) mankFULLY-HERE - JESUS ATE MY HAMSTER [Snoweh^Q3] - [20:34:53] you immediately make the assumption it was me that was complaining [20:34:54] don't you? [20:35:00] it was TimmehClaus - my PC's starting to emit fucking turkey Xmas^Snoweh - http://k1ng.netfirms.com SEPTiMUS - FDUCING ROTATYING NWITCHB RIDING A LIMPET ON A STICK SEPTiMUS - MY M8 BRIAN JUST WATCHED BEHIND MY BACK, EVERYTHING I SAID INN TE LAST 60 SECS HE WENT "WHAT ARE CHOCLATE LIMPETS" R#folFLOERLWR OIRLF£LFEEQRflEQrtqertr he just went "how do you invert liver" FistMaster - Variables such as x, y, or hack_hack_hack aren't very useful to a person who's trying to figure out your script. gee` - fill their holes and spread some disease i'll have to catch one first ;\ ill give u one sats - * XmasXeRoAway I am away: Final Fantasuy gee` - -[ SEPTiMUS, I believe you're looking for #SQS-FORCE Please respect section 3.5f of the 'SQS Act 1998' and kindly FUCK OFF ]- Midgard - < +[gregZ^]> §tËVË î®VîñË fî§tîñg Ç®öÇöÐî|˧ îñ ßî®mîñgHåm Xmas^Snoweh - [18:52:10] wee dick [18:52:36] yeah? gee` - Fucking food poisoning Last thing I need Apart from anal sex with a big ginger gay black bloke called "Arnold" StSpikolas - * Xmas^Snoweh nends Xmas^Snoweh - The head is goign HARD? gee` - Can't afford twice in one month :| SEPTiMUS - *** pag is now known as shower SEPTiMUS - *** SEPTiMUS sets mode: -bbbbb *!PoIaris@pc1-stoc3-0-cust56.mid.cable.ntl.com lund-ro!*lundTNJ@lund-2.webspeed.dk *!*@8,11BLIND.J00??????BLIND.J00000000????? *!*@telstar.bktv.se *!*@*aol.com StSpikolas^Code - <[gregZ^]> i wanna get a FUCK OFF hardon, and fucking fuck some bird till her womb emits road traffic cones StSpikolas^Code - <[gregZ^]> teenage mutant hero pasta SEPT^Away - and then i'll piss on his lap and shit on his hands and tell everyone he shags cat food pag - I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE, U OTHER BROTHERS CANT DENY, COS WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN IDDY BIDDY WAIST AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE Xmas^Snoweh - [23:23:45] ah well then manic i go use asus then if it dont matter yeah ? [23:24:01] you admitting u have them? [23:24:21] aye i got them dont use them like u Midgard - erm anyone know how to work a search engine? lol Middeh - < @mankaClaus> hell, if it's revvy size you could fuck the test tube < @Revvy> my ring gets caught on the side < @Revvy> trust me < @Revvy> ive tried mankAWAY - fs I'm gonna be one of those idiots who I see staring at their phones all the time :/ but nevers makes calls yeah I'll be even worse [gregZ^] - º|º mankaClaus - djsfk Snow^Hangover - jolt.co.uk - Q2 Duel (01)|18ms|195.149.21.32:27915 SEPTiMUS - AOL mankaClaus - A PUB WITH NO BEER :'( mankaClaus - GANGOOLEY GOOLEY GAGGERS GONGER GOOLEY GANGAGOOLY GANGERS mankaClaus - and eggs and beans and eggs and beans and eggs and beans and eggs and beans and eggs and beans and eggs and beans and eggs and beans and eggs and beans and eggs and beans and eggs and beans and eggs and beans and eggs and beans and eggs and beans and eggs and beans and eggs and beans and eggs and beans and eggs and beans and eggs and beans and gangooley mankaClaus - ROFL THE WORD 'KNEE' HAS JUST LOST ALL MEANING mankaClaus - happinose :o) mankaClaus - ;º) mankaClaus - :dD:DD:D:d:dd:D:DD:Ddd SEPTiMUS - ROFL BLIND J00?????? HAHA! : DD:d:dD gee` - necroejaculation gee` - *** SEPTiMUS sets mode: -bb hackorylord!*ckoryzord@hackorylor.hackoryzor hackory!*hackory@hackory.hackory rofl @ me unbanning the hackory out of #sqs gee` - and now for something completely random http://www.zophar.net/personal/slein.gif er yes that's random SEPTiMUS - rofl i'll dress up in a beige mack and go around looking deformed gee` - I'd just stare at his eyes, one spinning all over, the other staring in some random direction like this: ` ' mankaClaus - ` ' ' ` mankaClaus - CRIKEY HORACE, THAT'S A WHOPPER! mankaClaus - Gervaise anti-fungal lotion pancake Snow^Hangover - [17:43:18] or do you wank direct links? Snow^Hangover - [17:56:02] it's only small gee` - I started the net on AOL in 1995 << the Creator BENDiMUS - My name is CUNTiMUS BENDiMUS... "Ruler of the 6th army of the second battalion of cuntery" father to a murdered chicken, wife to a murdered dildo and I will not stop until I have my hackory Snow^Hangover - 1,1  10[SPKs]Adam4 was deflated by 10,0=YWN=MaStEr_}{'s spikes sybaclaus - i 0wn in the shower.... gee` - *** XmasXeRo has quit IRC (.: , ... dont ask ;/ :.) gee` - mum's just come to bed gee` - WE..EAT..SUGARPUFFS gee` - i'll write it on my cock tonight so i don't forget in the morning gee` - Honey Monster is more of a comedy act than Tony however, and Sugar Puffs adverts often display a cheeky side to his nature. gee` - Coco is the cheeky, happy-go-lucky mascot who "even turns the milk brown" gee` - http://www.jwce.com/products/SRS.htm OMGLMAO!! They've called a flow valve the honey monster gee` - DISMAL LOW RES GIF OF THE HONEY MONSTER WAVING AT YOU BOUNCING ROUND A COMPLETELY BLACK SCREEN StSpikolas - i'm off to the garden centre StSpikolas - eya yow ya shoes nut ya liek tweneh pence tabs lend us offie Midgard - [12:11:33] < @gee`> when i woke up just now, i thought "wow it must be really early" ;/ Xmas^Snoweh - gona have baf Xmas^Snoweh - Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music. Midgard - [action] SEPTiMUS : obliterates mankCSWK then promptly turns into a Pengaroo and waddle-hops to korea [gregZ^] - http://ads.x10.com/yahoo/jackie.html Xmas^Snoweh - ¬¬ Xmas^Snoweh - [21:25:34] * Kemposaur smacks Mid-ra2 about the head with a gang of afgani's Xmas^Snoweh - * SEPT^zZZZZzz makes random party toy noises mankaClaus - 12hd[Free: 190.19GB/619.50GB] Xmas^Snoweh - [17:59:54] http://www.gamesdomain.co.uk/ [17:59:59] btopenworld servers? [18:00:18] *** Disconnected [18:00:24] *** Attempting to rejoin... mankARMLESS - <[gregZ^]> i've installed a fucking CUNTED copy of winxp, threre no outlook, no media player. nothning, and it keeps crashing <[gregZ^]> downloading the last part of linux as quickly as possible <[gregZ^]> hopefully the cute penguin can help, otherwise i burn the cunt too Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> http://www.marklilley.btinternet.co.uk/cp2001/2.jpg < @SEPTiMUS> why was the first thing to pop in my mind "Q2 map"? < @mankARMLESS> rofl that's my dining room slartibartfast - Welcome Mr Mofo! (If you prefer not to be remembered, click here.) Xmas^Snoweh - i need to reinstall aol [gregZ^] - our next guest "cindy" has a problem with her boyfriend, heres what she had to say "YO, YO.. I NEED SOME RESPECT, A NEED MORE RESPECT, KNOW WHAT AM SAYIN,... HEY F**K YOU MISTER, IM NOT FAT YOU BI*TCH FistMaster - yeah, but she goes all spacker if i look at anything mildly rude <--rofl SEPTiMUS - cos parents erl fist me Mid-food - < @mankaClaus> if syb sent it < @mankaClaus> it's prolly kiddie pr0n :[ StSpikolas - BT will never ever die mankaClaus - *** Midgard is now known as Mid-tuberculosis sats - mind you if i had a sister i'd fuck her gee` - Shame she was a townie :() sats - cunting helll her legs own my face gee`away - you know that last second flurry of thoughts before you cum? when everything goes through your mind imagine that when seeing a 404 error Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> chickens fucking RULE < @SEPTiMUS> they just hack everything SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> irish modem - its actually a TVcard [gregZ^] - Gonna go put my chicken in the cunt gee` - <[gregZ^]> omg imagine having a tGEGPOEG Midgard - < +[gregZ^]> WHAT WOULD UOU DO IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS IN HOSIPITAL IN LABOUR,,,, THE DOCTOR: "THE VULVA IS DIALATING.. HERE IT COMES............" "CONGRATULATIONS, ITS A TIN OF LIMPET SOUP ;//" Midgard - AOL! n. [Usenet] Common synonym for "Me, too!" alluding to the legendary propensity of America Online users to utter contentless "Me, too!" postings. The number of exclamation points following varies from zero to five or so. The pseudo-HTML Me, too! Xmas^Snoweh - -Corporal_Lancot:#sqs- [gregZ^] is the 5400th hack0r to be kicked since 19th July 2000 Fist^Away - it leaned and wilted and blew the store down <[gregZ^]> the icecream van got too close mankaClaus - <[gregZ^]> thats a mint quote <[gregZ^]> someone not it FistMaster - rofl alice cooper couldn't raise a helium balloon ;/ Midgard - [quit] : SHeRiFF` : quit : boomtown4.dk.quakenet.org : [reason] (Erection reset by beer) Midgard - < @RahXmas> SIMPLE PILL CAN INCREASE YOUR EJACULATION By 581%!!! < @Dexyrunner> sigh < @Dexyrunner> :) < @Dexyrunner> why would a woman want to have even more cum < @Dexyrunner> I mean, either she'll leak for the next couple of days < @Dexyrunner> or get a flood of cum all over her Midgard - <_ozy> I can't type anything in mirc gee` - (it's like someone else crawled inside your body and I haven't even noticed that he has gained entry) gee` - 50p for condoms ?! where u get yours fist ? netto :| Midgard - < @FistMaster> rofl dont use em, thats why im a dad <@Midgard> don't lie <@Midgard> u brought netto condoms <@Midgard> for 50p <@Midgard> and thats why your a dad Midgard - < @FistMaster> lol, i remember when my mate went to parkend clinic (near lews) to get some jonnies, he walked in and said "my lass isnt on the pill and we dont wanna baby, so gimmeh jonnies", the woman said "this is a polling station at the moment sir" rofl it was full of people voting Midgard - <@Midgard> was gonna say cc is away having a "posh wank" ;o < @FistMaster> one that doesnt get your keyboard messy then < @FistMaster> easier just to put your keyboard into a breadbag mankaClaus - ¬.¬ huuhuhu StSpikolas - we plapin/ mankaClaus - BT EMAIL IS B0RK StSpik^Away - Gotta wait an hour for my "Chicken Tonight" to cook fs :| rofl its gonna be "chicken tommorow morning" Fist^Away - I'm quite good looking to :P <--- rofl what fucking circus mirror do you use? ;p I own you jimmy I own you jimmy You fucking Quasimoto StSpik^Away - Is harker there now? no Does he chew gonads? Did he suck you off, is that it? no he's a nice quiet lad rofl did he swallow lew no he spat ;/ StSpik^Away - He's got a load of gay horse porn that's what I always used to do I removed my horse porn ;D StSpikolas - we aren't scared of nothing DOUBLE NEGATIVE mankaClaus - someone give it to me :P gee` - and you derek, you have the GUMS OF A GODand you derek, you have the GUMS OF A GODand you derek, you have the GUMS OF A GODand you derek, you have the GUMS OF A GOD Midgard - < @SEPT^D2> female characters are infinitely better than male characters < @SEPT^D2> always are < @SEPT^D2> programmers delibrately feel sorry for them and make them better < @gee`> they've got tits for a start < @SEPT^D2> ^^ fact < @SEPT^D2> well yeah < @SEPT^D2> that too :) Midgard - < @gee`> i'm off to see lotr in about 1.5 hours :D < @SEPT^D2> gee you'll cum so hard your fucking bellend will lodge in the opposite wall mankaClaus - *** Mid-away (Midgard@host213-122-133-70.btinternet.com) Quit (lasses get ready middy is coming!) mankaClaus - During the early 80s, Ian McCulloch had sex while on acid. Having passed out for a bit afterwards, he gets up to go to the toilet, but forgets to remove the condom. Still tripping, he begins pissing - and the condom begins to fill up. To Mac's horror, it then bursts. In his confused state, he starts panicking and screaming "My cock's exploded!!!" mankaClaus - On a fashion shoot in a derelict house, Kate Moss wanted a piss. The assistant told her: "Well, there is a loo, but there's no door on it". Kate replied: "Well how the fuck do I get in there then?" An embarrassed silence ensued... StSpik^Away - Sorted it out wth sarah btw lew, if you didnt guess/read yeah I read/guessed mankaClaus -  FIRE IN THE HOLE !  [gregZ^] - this massive spaceship tries to communicate with the pentagon, there's this 50 ft green alien thing with 123123 teeth, and ROFL it just goes "asl?????????????????" mankaClaus - rofl @ giving birth to yourself Revvy|work - http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~rahjr79/ninja.htm mankaClaus - you just walk casually past a router and it shoots you in the back with a rocket syb\psx - THOSE ALIEN BASTARDS ARE GONNA PAY FOR SHOOTING UP MY RIDE syb\food - StSpikolas has leprosy ;/ sualCaknam - I sound like some gay peadophile mankaClaus - my alt key just fell off sybaclaus - "Do you own any condoms?" "Yeh..." "Why?" [gregZ^] - OMFG WTF.. I JUST FARTED AND IT SMELLS LIKE FUCKING SADDAMS EVIL WITCH DOCTOR DENTIST'S CUNT StSpik^Code - <[gregZ^]> the cinema in lincoln has a built in tin opener SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> "Cause of death, patient drunk too much red bull, liver emitted chicken soup" mankaClaus - <[gregZ^]> she was giving me a gobble in the alley, she goes "tell me when so i don't get a mouthfull" i just kept my gob shut, took the piss and blew her tonsils to austrailia, SEPTiMUS - * StSpik^Code pops a cap in SEPTiMUS's legs with a NTL Engineer mankaClaus - HåÇk Xmas^Snoweh - 4mimbo has hellalam0x Xmas^Snoweh - [20:03:30] FUCK OFF [20:03:32] NO [20:03:35] ok [20:03:37] *** mankaClaus is now known as mankAWAY FistMaster - bells stores are full of random vagrants who drink maths <--- rofl the brainy fuckers SEPTiMUS - * ozy shrugs, emitting parsnips from his shoulders [gregZ^] - fuseh@modem-30.aardvark.dialup.pol.co.uk * f [gregZ^] - spin's sake [gregZ^] - http://crazy.codetroop.com/randimg/?msengineers.jpg ozy - http://windoms.sitek.net/~lyrics/snow.htm SEPT^Tracking - i got way but igotfot heheh gee` - we're same as always doom :) ... a lot mad snad rdunk SEPTiMUS - neithe4r dfo i 8) dfunno 8D <---- poor lass is flailing gee` - so where's the Spikey bugger then? he's got a job in blackpool running the lights? Angelic - hang on I'll get mine up :) Ang-recording - is anyone coming then? ; twice, I tried to squeeze a zit, but I exploded instead SEPTiMUS - omg, my penis is tiny? SEPTiMUS - that's me <-- jimbo you're not an airbus ffs i am sats - BLIND J00!?!? BLIND J00!?!? BLIND J00!?!? BLIND J00!?!? BLIND *** SEPTiMUS has quit IRC (Excess Flood) Xmas^Snoweh - 8,11BLIND J00?????? BLIND J00000000?????8,11BLIND J00?????? BLIND J00000000?????8,11BLIND J00?????? BLIND J00000000?????8,11BLIND J00?????? BLIND J00000000?????8,11BLIND J00?????? BLIND J00000000?????8,11BLIND J00?????? BLIND J00000000?????8,11BLIND J00?????? BLIND J00000000????? melty eye disease SEPTiMUS - * Xmas^Snoweh is listening to The Microsoft Sound for 0:06 [176kpbs] Xmas^Snoweh - * Xmas^Snoweh pokes hippoAway in the eye with a hippo Midgard - < @Xmas^Snoweh> mankFAMILY has an ingrowing penis Xmas^Snoweh - º.º sybaclaus -  MOCKLER IN THE HOLE ! sybaclaus - well gonna install mac raincoat 2000 keeping you dry whatever the weather u turn pc on, bios flashes past then u get showered with macs and umbrellas and wellies mankaClaus - Mine goes hard when I watch Supermarket Sweep, I don't know why mankaClaus - ¦{} huhu mankaClaus - :j :j :j :j :j mankaClaus - I don't remember seeing my^willy mankaClaus - semethang asn't werkang raght mankaClaus - a seand lake a fackang jeckey mankaClaus - HELP HELP SOMEONE'S HACKED LEW'S VOWELS mankaClaus - heckery chacken mankaClaus - 8,1 217.135.228.29:8000 - 11,1 4,1C11,1h8,1a9,1p4,1C11,1a8,1s9,1t 11,1as carrantly rannang! 8,1[9,1Ctrl+L an Wanamp8,1] mankaClaus - Nata: Yaa can asa cammands sach as /say wath an aNPaT and thay wall sand tha massaga ta tha wandaw anwhach yaa'ra typang, hawavar mast cammands/avants dan't wark thas way and raqaara yaa ta spacafy tha actaal dastanataan af a massaga. TimmehClaus - your v;pvl os wrpng SEPTiMUS - SHES FUCKED OFF FOR A SHIT ROFL SEPTiMUS - [ XMAS ] - [ 5secs ] [ XMAS ] - [ 4secs ] [ XMAS ] - [ 3secs ] [ XMAS ] - [ 2secs ] [ XMAS ] - [ 1sec ] *** Quits: Xmas^Snoweh (asdfsf@host217-35-54-133.in-addr.btopenworld.com) (Excess Flood) mankAWAY - 10[ 14XMAS 10] 14- 10[14 52wks 23hrs 56mins 45secs 10] Xmas^Snoweh - /timerx-mas 0 0 /cline $rand(1,13) $active $rand(1,$nick($active,0)) } sybaclaus - merry xmas [R] Merry Xmas Span|party cheers ears nps nose Dexyrunner - the background blurs behind you and jerks, your hair turns yellow, electric comes from your hands as you fly into the air shouting "PSYCHOSMACK!" Xmas^Greg - i had it on divx but then i accidently deleted my hard drive :D mankaClaus - STEPS ARE SPLITITNG UP Xmas^Greg - our Dual T2 at college is just a massive box on the wall with a tiny cable coming out of it, plastered in NTL stickers and chicken soup Xmas^Snoweh - 4SEPTiMUS ate 7Corporal_Lancot's rocket SEPTiMUS - im not ufucking piseed!?! FUCKING CLOCK JUST FELL OFF MY MONITOE NOW ITS FUCING VAGINA HAS FALLERN OUT, FUKCING HELL WHAT AM I GOING FOLGT GFUIKVIHNDF DO mankaClaus - Diz though me sum paki swear words Ban-chud what's that? dunno but its bad coz i sayed it to this paki girl and she ran over me with a chair Midgard - < @St3> what time we pooing tomorrow? < @SEPT^Game> 12 mankaClaus - (:¬{o) - You wan shalad with your chicken? mankaClaus - ALL WE DID WAS BRING GARAGE THROUGH FROM THE UNDERGROUND STRAIGHT TO YOU ALL YOU DO IS SCREW AND BOO NOW YOU WANNA JOIN THE CREW mankaClaus - -(º-º)- syb\away - the owner of the shop rekons im the best around for my age which tbh isn#'t really suprising he probably thought you were 12 greg Midgard - < @stoat> i dont feel 2 great:/ < @potz> have a wank it helps < @stoat> and i goto do me accounts yet < @stoat> might go n shag the mrs instead < @potz> get me a demo of ya shaging wife Midgard - < @[Shad0w]> cant find no Stereophonix on kazaa <+Midgard> not surprising if u spell them like that ;\/\ < @[Shad0w]> then how is it spelt then ? < @[Shad0w]> gimps u still aint helping are yas :/ sats - rpf; bic reckoms hje btb gee` - instead of 'this game won't work with that configuration of hardware at this alignment of the moon' syba - [163:023:56] so i geuss you dont like me then 3:) syba - i want to go play q2 but i don't mank - I need something solid up my arse Xmas^Snoweh - brb need a wee SEPTiMUS - I'm the sprayer of doom feel my semenwrath Dexyrunner - and ffs @ your rail dex Senseh - Syba12: get on my end syba - omfg 5am since when Xmas^Snoweh - I just shit in my towel mank - and I've found some condoms that actually don't annoy me that much :) Spikeh it's SO good to hear that of you mank - I SEE YOUR JIZM MANK Dexy - You should have seen my sheets the night before I left for home :| || YOU DIDN'T TAKE THEM HOME TO YOUR MUM TO GET THEM CLEANED? Snoweh - spike gets so deep he's pushing against her cerebral cortex, with every thrust her face goes all spackerish mank - So I went "ummm, so we can do it straight away" - And I didn't even let her take her tampon out :P fuseY^ - cone Xmas^Snoweh - STOP BEEPING ME WHEN I'M WATCHING MOBIES syba - Life is biology10. Biology is really chemistry10. Chemistry is really physics10. Physics is really maths, and maths is really hard gregz - cunt and 787/940ths gregz - lew, new real player is quite good, hasn't crashed my system yet, been using it for over 20 minutes gregz - 'Waterproof' - subtle hint to say u can put it in the bowl of a toilet and set up a pay per view webcam SEPTiMUS - IT IS NOW 2002 - ANOTHER YEAR OF ROTATION, BLEAKNESS, CHICKEN AND HAXORY :-) gregz - british telecom had a router.. eee iii eee iii ooo, and on that router dropped a piano.. eee iii eee iii ooo, a cunt, rend there, and a CACKLE there, eee iii eee iii ooo, british telecom had a cunt, eee iii eee iii ooo, and from that cunt came a bowl of chicken soup... fuseY^ - (1313:5713:51) 4<@mank14> !addtopic AWOOGA13: greg has pulled! (1313:5813:01) 4<gregz14> 13:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD fuseY^ - (148:118:07) 13<@XeRo14^CorpseAway8> i might be getting some drums (148:128:17) 13<@XeRo14^CorpseAway8> i had a go on some pots and pans, i owned ;D Spikeh - Penis Size Chart on the net: http://www.neo-tech.com/penis/indexp.html "PRINTOUT AND PRESS PENIS AGAINST PAPER" greg - ntl had a fibre patch panel, eee iii eee iii ooo, and on that fibre patch panel fell a nuclear flask, eee iii eee iii ooo <--- OFL lew SEPTiMUS - * Spikeh`LovedUp has started -[ Lagwagon - Alien 8 ]-[ 1:48min @ 128Kbps ]-[ !gimmeh mp3 ]- Lagwagon? ROFL sounds like an ntl van Snoweh - I always go in from the bottom now :P greg^quiet - shes georgeouys mank - SHES FUCKING GEORGEUS sats - although a blowjob while I'm playing quake is always fun :) VERY RARELY do I get to come on my PC :) Spikeh`LovedUp - * Spikeh`LovedUp shaves SEPTiMUS's john thomas with a paving slab Midgard - <@Midgard> greg has pulled?!?!!?! he has <@Midgard> not et is it indeed greg^ - CUNTS AAKE FUCK NTL FUCKING GAY CHICKEN PEOPLE mankFOOD - linux: they are boxes with rainbows coming out Midgard - < @mank> right < @mank> i need a simple yet not very damaging way of breaking my pc < @mank> no glasses of water involved er so you want to break it, but not in a damaging way Spikeh`LovedUp - *** greg^swim is now known as greg^ i just did some fucking swimming greg^ - hi gregz spurt cackle pop ;\ Midgard - its truly spare underpants time Midgard - mum will be going apeshit when she sees the brown pile behind me mank - shes georgeous Spikeh^Away - She's gorgeous mank - (P.S. Your cunt's in the sink) mank - cunt ucnt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cuntcuntcutncutucutuncnut!¬ mank - MAKE VIBRANT SOUNDS!!!!!1 ozy - I dare you to buy a massive black dildo, and in the middle of the LOTR, poke her with it randomly greg^ - "hello lorrain, im in 4kings {:-)" mank - OMG admin H4X0R!!>!??!>!! H4X0R!!>!??!>!! cheat0r! !!!!!!!1 Snoweh - You look ok greg, if a little scruffy sybabix - "wat u doin 2nite kriz wana b norty? :o" mank - i got some steel toe-capped boots yesterday they're fucking great, silver and black i broke a banister just by tapping it with my foot Mid-downstairs - < @XeRo-Away> !topic any elite #sqs webcam pics send to x < @XeRo-Away> ? ;/ < 4@14SEPTiMUS> it's !addtopic you mong mank - we shall call it 'Actinide'! SEPTiMUS - egrji elephant girl rotated just in-time elephant gun rapes jimmy invalid mank - my farts smell of fanny? ;/ Mid-Report - < @Dexyrunner> I don't require HORSES anymore to satisfy my needsd!!!!!!!!!! < @Dexyrunner> NOR MIDGETS < @Dexyrunner> NOR MINGAS Snoweh - ZiEgE - YWN is not here to be liked we are here to own shit newbies like you, and we are doing a pretty good job. - Raildancer - Zeige your a faggot dipshit with downs syndrome. If I want to insult you I'll do it under my own name so you KNOW its me. Go "own" some "shit newbies" you pathetic fool. Midgard - i once put ice cream in a rubber and wanked it was unreal i want to have sex with itv monkeh :( syba - http://envy.nu/0dizziness0/photos/IMGbilldead.html <- if you see him, stab him for me thanks syba - I one had a dream I was a urinal cake mank mank - DIE OF LEPROSY AS YOUR ARMS, LEGS, FACE AND COCK FALL DOWN A STREET SEWER DRAIN, FUCKING RANCID CUNTS SEPTiMUS - lew, you mollusc shaped wale felcher Spikeh - buss'es are shite Spikeh^Away - i'm finally online Midgard - <@Wolfy> nowt wrong withdoing ur mum if she's fit; syba - me is off to the pub tonite - beware all lasses ! middy is coming! <---- :o mank - wow if you turn your head sideways the similies in mirc actually look like faces syba - [19:07:56] 2secs [19:07:57] *** Disconnected syba - [20:22:56] *** Now talking in #CHUCK_NORRIS_SUPERKICKS [20:23:08] *** operserv.quakenet.org sets mode: +o syba [20:23:18] *** SEPTiMUS was kicked by syba (SUPERFUCKINGKICKED :D) Senseh - weighed myself 12 stone exactly k took a shit, 14.5 stone rofl mank - Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire gwn - if this kills me, phone 999 ffs I can't get it in mank - <[dx]> do ya english people really drink tea at 5 every day? :))) mankdotexe - we had a chinese meal (£35!!!), then went to the cinema to see 51st state (£11!!!!) then came home and had the best sex we've ever had (and I've ever had) (priceless :P) mankdotexe - I'VE GOT AIDS ON MY MAGIC YELLOW GLOWING FINGER mankdotexe - *** Mid-away was kicked by Q (You are BANNED from this channel.) <-- rejoice sybadotexe - ] iv got little white niblets on my cunt mankdotexe - ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ mankdotexe - why have woman got forheads? somewhere to kiss whwn you have come in there mouths.. :) greg^ - inserted limpets and fishcakes into it erotically Spikeh - -Corporal_Lancot:#sqs- 10Fandango is the 5500th asshole to be kicked since 19th July 2000 greg^ - win2k pasta which won't go into your mouth unless you give it shared access ROFLR syba - BT Pasta that warps about your plate as you try to pick it up greg^ - NTL PASTA THAT JUMPS AROUND THE PLACE TO AVOID PIANOS, AND BRASS ORCHESTRAS FALLING OUT OF THE SKY ONTO IT SEPTiMUS - they pile a load of routers on top of each other than crash a spaceshuttle into them as it comes back from low earth orbit Midgard - [action] greg^ : SOUNDZ: Queers - Daydreaming (3:49) @ 128Kbps (><) Joint Stereo greg^ - what's a railgun to a 40000000 ton hoof? Spikeh - omg, i aint looked at a single bit of porn for a whole week greg^ - * SEPTiMUS cunts his own face with a crowbar Snow^UNITED - I LOVE DUTCHIES!!! gooseberry-tart - FUCK OFF NTL FUCK OFF NTL FUCK OFF NTL FUCK OFF NTL FUCK OFF NTL FUCK OFF NTL FUCK OFF NTL FUCK OFF NTL FUCK OFF NTL FUCK OFF NTL FUCK OFF NTL FUCK OFF NTL FUCK OFF NTL FUCK OFF NTL FUCK OFF NTL FUCK OFF NTL FUCK OFF NTL FUCK OFF NTL FUCK OFF NTL FUCK OFF NTL FUCK OFF NTL FUCK OFF NTL mank - During the regime of Psychoneurotic Lord Snapcase a colony of bats was executed for persistent curfew violations. ozy - rise of the robots was good SEPTiMUS - just ran over my control pad with my hair Midgard - < +ozy> my cock is proportionate to the length of my arm SEPTiMUS - WWW.MASSIVEARMS.COM ONLY THE BIGGEST, THICKEST ARMS PENETRATING THE TINYIEST, TIGHTEST PUSSIES. *CRUNCH* YOWZA, THATS A 21 FOOT ARM SEPTiMUS - ffs at popeye though he had huge fucking arms not as big as bluto though bluto was a hairy arm machine sybadotexe - yhoew ehcz Midgard - childerens telly these days is just utter vaginal secretion Snoweh - scousers smell of cat piss Midgard - < @Spikeh> I was wearing sarahs skirt yesterday :| greg^ - it's the year 2001 and we STILL HAVE A FLOPPY DRIVE <-- ?! 2002 ozy - theres this FUCKING FUCKING banner that just flashes 4RED9GREENRED9GREEN Snoweh - oi mong child Snoweh - [23:05:11] <__NuLL_manny> computer crashes every time i empty the recycle bin mank - chris, you been doing her up the arse? {:-) SEPTiMUS - alexander the lemming is pouring this bottle of fluid over james called "Remedy for falling through floor boards" Snoweh - DJ Tiesto 0wns Belinda Carlisle mank - mank, i have the most amusing thing to tell you about one of the girls at my unit first day she came, she went out and had unprotected sex with 5 blokes and she had to take a morning-after pill, and now blatantly has aids and then she went out again and sucked off 11 blokes i refuse to eat anything in that fucking place anymore, i'm not even touching anything she's touched :) FistMaster - PC Uptime: (1w 3d 12h 1m 44s) Fucking mental SEPTiMUS - *** Joins: Revvy (revvy@will.rape.your.cattle.and.ride.off.on.your.hotyoungteens.net) syba - her neck's thicker than her head Midgard - < @Matt-> im a quick kinda guy (urgh sounded better in my head) Midgard - < @[Shade]> couldnt get it up that night :/ greg^ - fuck's cunting bend Midgard - < @Spikeh> nelly furtado needs it too :P < @Spikeh> She's a fucking stunner :P [part] : SAz : #sqs sarah_whit@host213-122-47-114.btinternet.com < @Spikeh> not impressed :P f|g0ne - mank SOUNDZ8: 3238. Raging Hardon 12- Thumper (38:10) @ 128Kbps (10>2<) Joint Stereo (!mank) to download Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> I can access alt.binaries.erotica.urine :-) ed-x - then stroke it with a bigger brush, then shrink the stroked thing down to the right size SEPTiMUS - * Q slaps Biggz with a fish Sp33d - /me hits SEPTIMUS with a tyni antilope Biggz - http://biggz.digwar.com/images/biggz.digwar.com/biggz.digwar.com/biggz.digwar.com/biggz.digwar.com/biggz.digwar.com/biggz.digwar.com/biggz.digwar.com/biggz.digwar.com/biggz.digwar.com/biggz.digwar.com/biggz.digwar.com/biggz.digwar.com/biggz.digwar.com/biggz.digwar.com/biggz.digwar.com404.asp mank - my throat is cunted it feels like i've swallowed a sailor rofl, ozy's swallowed seamen mank - WIG WAM BAM GONNA MAKE YOU MY MAN Fist^Away - ......1 AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips <---rofl gregz - I can't be a horny teen anymore gregz - your just cunting around on the net, then something pops up and a webcam picture of you having a wank, is double imposed onto a 50year old lookalike of brittany spears with the heading "BRITTANY SPEARS FUCKING BESTAIL TIN OPENER SHEEP FUCKERY" Snoweh - * Snoweh pokes Gobo in the eye with a Chicken McNugget syba - You'll all be glad to know that all the things on my nob seem to be clearing up Sarah has to go back for her results next week... SEPTiMUS - did the doctor sort your cunt out? he stuck a fucking pipe down my japsey :| thats harsh did it make you cum? gregz - http://ads.x10.com/yahoo2/jan1102gsa.htm mank - it has a slight wonderous tropical climate tang, wooded with an oaky, strong scented flavour mank - why do i keep geddin asl's? is dat all ize good 4?# FistMaster - I feel like going down to the ntl headquarters in stockton and throwing marine rescue equipment through their windows Spikeh - why does it always cunt on me.. even when the sun is shining, i can't avoid the chicken FistMaster - Just searched for TT boy, came up with tonnes of gay movies?! lol chris, so uyour downloading em all then? nope Already got them all Snoweh - just licked my plate for the first time ever - never done it before... SEPTiMUS - sybsale : 2Mp3 - 14[4 26914.4 Richard Blackwood - 1 2 3 4 Get With the Wicked 14:4 2:12 14@4 192kbps, 44khz 14-4 3.04MB 14] mank - I'm downloading gay porn syba - who's irc?? Spikeh^Away - Happy Hardcunt syba - john how big is your hard dick? syba - $+D <--- aids smiley FistMaster - hi asl 4/dunno/earth mank - "WELCOME TO YAHOO CHAT - ADULT ROOM" Hi, anyone got any kids for sale? Ive worn out these ones <---usualluy emptied a room straight away syba - my cock is bigger than you SEPTiMUS - * Mister-X rotates at SEPTiMUS with a thousand nipples Midgard - why does munkey get killed by opers that arent in here? :] asking why i cant run a warez server *** Munkey has quit IRC (Killed (cro (because they're illegal))) Snoweh - there once was a man from venus... who had a very small penis... his name was mr b... he lived in a tree ... with shocky living up his anus mank - i fucked the brains out of a 27 yr with a fanny like a welly top coz she has 2 kids Snoweh - * spa^rky plays - Gay stevie Phone sex - (0KHz/0Kbps/) Spikeh - fs, im gonna fucking install icq greg^ - I'll show you it next time you're down :) mank - my m8 is making a football team on fifa champ manager... its gonna be called "Al quaida Terrorist FC" and Jerry Adams, is the manager Snoweh - 4on4? nah sorry robster we're in deep discussion about how to hack the 3.20 exe Biggz - i mean look at spikeh, he thought he knew what he was doung with his kt7a, spent like £20 sending it back,to discover the fan wasn;t plugged into the right socket greg^ - [SEPT^Food PING reply]: 280840hrs 13mins 32secs St3 - iv got a friend syb ;D Spikeh - I was on the bus this morning and there were two townies sat by me... when they got off I just heard "clunk, chink, clunk chink chink" as they traversed down the bus grabbing hold of the bars as they did... rofl, I was just fucking rending SEPTiMUS - You're fucking on the BRINK of spunking your load.... and you stop for a second to revive yourself...... taking a breath, then start again - and they wrap their legs round your back and moan like fuck and you just fucking pump them pull of yorkshire pudding :| Spikeh - omg. imagine ejaculating a carrot St3^Aweh - Shame I've got a fucking 12inch TV there's cocks bigger than that spike SEPTiMUS - christ on a rotting stick of welsh rock [gregZ^] - rofl @ random lincolnshirites SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> fuicking college <[gregZ^]> internet just cunted for half a hour you're sat there using the PC and a router falls past the window silently then smashes all over the carpark <[gregZ^]> jkust a fucing router flying past the window "CRASH" the whol class just goes ";/" [gregZ^] - Dr Who was so fucking cheap and bent aliens which were just blokes in big suits with a mound of compost for a head SEPTiMUS - and this alien baddy was just a fat bloke with a massive Fray Bentos steak & gravy pudding for a head <[gregZ^]> JUST FUCKNIG ALIENMS WITH RQNDOM PIES ON THERE HEAD SORLFP SEPTiMUS - <[gregZ^]> my spleen is halfway across the room attacking the printer mank - Hard Disk Space: 36.34GB of 37.26GB syba - You connected 299 seconds ago. To request ops, you must have been on the network for at least 300 seconds. Spikeh^Away - I can record a phone call and then turn it into a wave sound via the gift of my wand Midgard - < @Spikeh^Away> I'm totaly unfucakble ozy - I WANNA FUCK A DOG IN THE ASS!!!! Senseh - i dreamt i was laying next to u n u was snorting lo mank - Your search - vibrating cock man touches virgin cheese elf - did not match any documents mank - ... horse would let me touch it. I slowly stepped ... out their own cocks and proceeded to ... which had grown hard watching that horse ... smell of horses, cows and the range ... syba - rofl mist0r_>< is jeffk without the humerous bits SEPTiMUS - in the basement server room at college, theres like a little white box on the wall with a big "NTL" sticker on it, thats the Dual T2... it went tits up again today, i can just imagine some fucking NTL engineer hobbling around on a wooden leg and pink PVC handbag, getting tangled in random crossover cable, half of birmingham times out SEPTiMUS - you ring up ntl "My cable modem is crap, its all slow and keeps disconnecting" "no worries, pauline is in there now dribbling and squirting all over nott.ntl.inet.com" SEPTiMUS - cos all ntl engineers are called dave, ive had visits off 35 daves upto now Midgard - CAN WE FUCIG STOP DEFORMING MY GIRLFRIEND INTO A SQSITY syba - "I love you {:-)..... now shit is on da rise and ma family dispise me" f|g0ne - (0812:0812:24) 3<ed6-x13> he's strange (0812:0812:32) 3<@SEPTiMUS13> he's american 9.9. Midgard - < @Revvy|work> 8,1 D 1,8 A 8,1 N 1,8 G 8,1 E 1,8 R 8,1 ! 1,8 : ElF LoVeR SEPTiMUS - * FistMaster is a rotting corpse zzzZZZzzzZZZ time 1 week:14 hours 30 mins SEPTiMUS - * greg^lovedup 's head emits yogurt SEPTiMUS - people running down the street being chashed by winamp.exe FistMaster - WHY DOES WINDOWS KEEP CHANGING PHOTOSHOP TO USE TRADITIONAL CHINESE TYPE SUPPORT!?!?!? lew with his yellow slanty eyed red commy bastard pc FistMaster - http://www.staylace.com/gallery/gallery16/bernhardfoltz/foltz3.jpg <--- found you out mid....didnt know you did modelling IT'S 'DISMALMAN' mank - ROBIN HOOD, ROBIN HOOD, WITH HIS HAIR-BREADTH WAIST , ROBIN HOOD ROBIN GOOD COLAPSES AS HIS KIDNEYS FLY OUT OF HIS NOSTRILS SEPT^Away - DOCKER KING DOCKER KING, WALKING DOWN LANGLEY ROAD, DOCKER KING DOCKER KING, SPLEEN SQUIRTING RANCID TOADS mank - as you scan the pic from top to bottom the gender changes several times greg^lovedup - http://www.staylace.com/gallery/gallery21/wendy/wendy3.jpg ffs check out him/her/it/thing fuckit, its a bag of smashed crabs greg^lovedup - http://www.somethingawful.com/features/fatty/kittyep3.htm greg^lovedup - ffs mums rotating I locked her out the house by accident for an hour syb\gone - garantee you i can get you moanin everytime i start mank - i have no pubes i've just shaved them all off Spikeh - i've filled all card slots, drive bays and external ports ;/ Middeh - <^Nikon> unfortunatly i shot one of my modems across the garden with a baseball bat ;/ SEPTiMUS - and his pc is just thrashing on the ceiling, drops down, and it splits open to reveal massive spikes... and it just latches onto his head ORFOLR RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE WITH A FLAILING PC ON MY HEAD, WET TENDRILS THRASHING AND GRABBING HOLD OF BANNISTERS AND DOORKNOBS Spikeh^Away - HeLLo meh? *** DiaBlo was kicked by Spikeh^Away (bye) SEPTiMUS - i have a 1354kb email from tanky, rofl, fat shit.. then i have 1354 1k emails from hotmail telling my account is over the 2mb limit syb\away - failed her A levels, lost her boyfriend.. went to the multistory, coudln't be arsed ot walk to level 5, so she jumped from number 2, and broke both her legs had to have them amputated, so now shes got no alevels, no boyfriend, and no legs ROFL SEPTiMUS - the cells contain health. the blokes are just spinning going "MAKE IT STOP {:-(" syb\away - ntl SEPT^Emulating - zak neukerig bag fuckery 1!!!!!!! Midgard - [action] ozy : is back with a bag of crisps and an "Ainsley Harriot Chocolate Bar" ainsley harriott chocolate bar??! sounds like a euphemism for something FistMaster - a 300lb 26foot long croc, jeez i bet thats good to flail around by the teeth *puts his arm in its mouth* looka the damage they can do *picks it up with the stump of his arm* i appear to have a slight scratch off him, wonder if he's angry little bugga "You're a naughty croc aren't you!! Naughty naughty croc!" greg^lovedup - my guts are making all kinds of strangled duck noises FistMaster - http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-148-01a.jpg <---- NOOOOOOOOO rofl jim its me from last year! greg^lovedup - This map is so bad, it (of course) could only have been found on Erik's webpage. However, this time one of Erik's buddies stepped in to make the map and dish out the pain, as I assume Erik was out doing something more constructive, like pulling the heads off geese. greg^lovedup - i can move the mouse to look around smoothly so long as i don't touch the keyboard, and i can move fine if i leave the mouse alone put your right hand on the right hand bottom side of your computer, get your left hand and put it on the bottom left handside of the computer, lift to a height of 26.35inches, then let go FistMaster - Harkeh|Aweh was beaten by the ugly stick so much when he was a kid, he now owns the exclusive rights to it and what a fine product it is ;) greg^lovedup - http://www.cleanpornhost.com/users/massive/1/cc135195.jpg f|g0ne - (12:30:23) <@RipsaW^> they have metallica dolls in virgin greg^lovedup - "URG URG URG" sound of snapping pelvises Spikeh - When's this internal BLR then? anal said january mank - rofl i'm still frank butcher Midgard - < @FistMaster> mank "Hmmm, I wonder! Male? Female? Male? Female? What am I today? Oh yes, I remember now! A MOTHERFUCKING YETI BASTARD!" SEPTiMUS - ed kill xp its the devils jism and will infect you with its evil black heart winxp is made from zombie's toenails winxp is made from micheal jacksons rotten ventricles greg^lovedup - JUST A QUIVERING COW IN A FIELD, SPIDERS WEB SQUIRTING FROM ITS ARSE, 8 LEGS COMING OUT OF IT, LIKE SOMETHING FROM "THE THING" ROLFORLFFERFAEF.SA greg^lovedup - I honestly would start to question my ability as a man to keep up and not just cover the room in a fine film of l33tness FistMaster - dead childern and elderly people stuck to the front, mad rampaging evil undead NTL engineers greg^lovedup - after they've left the garden's strewn with half buried ntl engineers with evil snarls on their pale dead faces, rigid hands sticking up from the lawn, 19th century guns and spades all over syb\food - 147841983(16:15 PM) : Hey whats up? Im a 18F check out my site http://www.allday.at/teengirl :-) RoguE-SoldieR - lol I downloaded a porn and it turned out to be some guy seeing how many lizards he could get to cling onto his ball sack greg^lovedup - "Hey, my name's %randomnick ! I'm an 18 year old college freshman - not a porn spambot :-) Visit my site at http://maxcash.com?moneyclick=richard" SEPTiMUS - imagine a lesbian being called fistmistress SEPTiMUS - I just sprayed cockels and winkles from my retinas lew just sat in his bedroom, random seafoof spraying from his eyes ORfORf "OOH A PRAWN!" *CATCH* mank - I was in here before eating a cheese slice and someone made me laugh, and a bit of cheese slice flew out of my nose ROFRLK mank - *** SEPTiMUS is now known as SEPT^WEEMAN mank - ORR NOR SEEN JA SH000WZ# mank - i'm too good at looking like a twat Biggz - http://www.whitedust.demon.co.uk/scabbydog/dancelittleman.gif Biggz - http://members.tripod.co.uk/wingcommanderbob/b3ta/bunnybreath.gif FistMaster - You've left your knickers here lady I've got mine, they must be yours! n1 saz, owned spikeh SEPTiMUS - "Distilled 3 times for extra purity" ":x" SEPTiMUS - * SEPTiMUS slaps Spikeh with some chicken * Spikeh slaps SEPTiMUS's arms with Michael Jackson :\;\/:/;\;\/\;\;\ Spikeh - randomly does/doesnt connect to everything/anything/nothing in particular SEPTiMUS - *** Spikeh was kicked by Spikeh (DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIED) Spikeh^Away - 3 steaks, 2 sausages, and some vege I'm a fat cunt not as fat as me mank - "damn my house is bleeding" syba - how ghostbusterish Spikeh^LovedUp - rofl wait till harker turns up at blr and i beast his young scrwany self I'm gonna fuck his arse cant wait Spikeh^LovedUp - i like bumsex Spikeh^LovedUp - CAN WE PLEASE STOP SAYING BUMSEX? NO! I WANT BUMSEX!! Spikeh^LovedUp - 14[ 1025014. 10Lewis Lane (SEPTiMUS) - I'm Afraid of Americans 14(105:2914)14 14@7 12814Kbps 14(10><14) 10Joint Stereo 14(10!syba14) to download 14] mank - i r pwn syba - * mank sticks his fingers in his ears shit i can still see mank - do not exceed stated dosage: flagrant homosexuality may occur mank - hellomynameischuck SEPTiMUS - * Tir is plugged into Unknown Artist - Untitled mank - *** SEPTiMUS (septimus@pc1-midd5-0-cust22.mid.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Excess Tuneage) mank - *** SEPTiMUS is now known as SEPT^WokWokWokWokWok mank - *** Nikon (Nikon@nat120.bournemouth.ac.uk) Quit () mank - rends, bends, and automobiles Midgard - u dont have as many friends as me [18:07] i bet i do :P [18:07] remeber im pakistani [18:07] 375 cousins [18:07] owned SEPTiMUS - mank you swamp gremlin Mountain Cunt LKRKLFL1! SEPTiMUS - omfg im sat here giggling and farting like some fucking evil lincolnshireatity FistMaster - 3<SAz03> set your house on fire 3<Spikeh^Coding03> Where would we go when you "come round my house" then? 3<SEPT^zzZzzzz03> big deserty zone with a castle/ruins thing in it mank - JUST CUNTED NAGAFEN FOR 1060 DAMAGE AND HE DIED FFS I'm stuck crouched over him rofl lews gonna get caught felching neurofen Spikeh^Coding - I just smashed him with my fiery avenger for 1060 and he went ";/" ROFL HE's GOT MORE HP THAN THAT - HE DIED OF SHOCK, ROFL mank - gimme the best pally spell there is MORE PASTA mank - I AM A TROUSER ENTHUSIAST mank - one of the things you learn after years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person. but never, turn your back on a drug. especially when it's waving a hunting knife in your eye mank - I;'M A 20 FOOT DWARF Chameleodex - OOARR UX EEEIK,,, MA BEEEIIIBEH IS SHITTIN ON TEH CARPET, mank - 8\\ jap scat is bleak 8\\ syba - LAN at my place soon, NAMES (spi,man[if travel permits],syb k,?,?,?,?,?,?,?,?....)' [22:33:36] put me in please [22:33:40] rofl [22:33:40] ROFL Midgard - < @Requiem> i'm the irc equivalent of yoda :] Midgard - < @Requiem> send her to master yoda, i'll teach her how to handle a 4 foot pole using mind control (and a little vaseline) SEPTiMUS - hôhåhðhàhõhå =) FistMaster - 3<SEPTiMUS03> close your curtains, a 1 armed lincolnshirite may be peeping in at your back SEPTiMUS - rofl its gonna be methuselah the 10000 year old tamagotchi with an addiction to sleeping tablets Bravetart - hes pissed off coz he was raped by an indian with a wig Midgard - (Network Info) (Received:) 42.25mb (Sent:) 19.26mb (Network Throughput:) In: 0.78kb/sec Out: 17.1kb/sec <-- ownage modem ;o Midgard - < @Marz> Your search - vibrating cock man touches virgin cheese elf - did not match any documents greg^ - im gonna cum so hard the earth is gonna be knocked off its fucking axis SEPTiMUS - rofl is this mud game free? yes ahh, whats it look like? decent gfx it's a MUD jim, text only "Look at that T!" "Fuck the T, looka this W" greg^ - oh sausage on steaming cunt bread Midgard - < @Spikeh^LovedUp> I GOT A CRAP ON ME THAT CAN CHOKE A DONKEY Revvy - [19:50:50] why has my name been taken out of the topic?! | [19:51:03] we dont like u | [19:51:11] ;/ | [19:51:16] *** St3 (Papey@m241-mp1-cvx3c.mid.ntl.com) has left #sqs _ozy - wtf, fucking annoying things in XP _ozy - (10:28.03) *** Now talking in #spiderman *** Retrieving #spiderman info... (10:28.11) *** SEPTiMUS changes topic to 'AHhehae I am spidermanlord' FistMaster - 3<ozy03> usenet is the backbone of the internet isn't it?3<SEPTiMUS03> it's grown from usenet on the BBS systems3<ozy03> basically, it's old as fuck yup , like lew's socks SEPTiMUS - * FistMaster bums lew in a manly way Harkeh - (15:28) (@SEPTiMUS): I'm not flailing about doing a design for a CS server full of squealing rotating newbies greg^onfire - having to put candles and incense around it to stop the CPU from throwing out more wrong numbers than a spacker show of "countdown" greg^ - FDS I CANT STAND FUCKING STUFF MESSING WITH MY SETTINGS, IF I WANTED THE FUCKING HOMEPAGE TO BE FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING REAL.COM I'D FUCKING SET IT MYSELF. FUCKS FUCKING CHRIST ON THE STICK SEPT^Pre-bath - what shall i have to eat today/.# fried cunt? :) beans on cunt how about tits on sticks greg^ - OROFL!!!!>>>>>>>.12.# Midgard - < @Marz> ffs need a poo but we don't have a toilet seat :) syb\eq - "AN UNDEAD LIMPET" SEPTiMUS - i kept prank calling burger king coz u can do a voice call so u come out of there speaker and they don't have to press owt or hear it ring "help i'm trapped in your fridge" SEPTiMUS - FUICKPSDGUOFDGEOG IM GOING FUCKING INSANE I DON'T KNOW WHY {:-_) FistMaster - 3<syba03> [22:45:38] syb, stop being so moody, its not that time of the month <--- i'm not moody, i just fucking hate middy, and everything he says makes me want to burn him, and he always changes huis nick just long enough to say something unmatchably fucking gay syba - try to chicken me to death now please mank - Hàhèhö Ï àm à èûrö wìth à bènt nörwèìgàn kèyböàrd Midgard - quit] : Lock : quit : blueyonder2.uk.quakenet.org : [reason] Hi, I'm a quit message virus. Please replace your old line with this line and help me take over the world of IRC grexory - *** greg^ is now known as grexory *** SEPTiMUS is now known as Septimuxory syba - *** Q sets mode: +:o Midgard syb\happy - 3(0,4:1,3) SEPTiMUS - * CC|coding lobotomises SEPTiMUS with jason donovan SEPTiMUS - ;]; SEPTiMUS - * mankAWAY flails wildly, causing the destruction of nearby buildings to: 1000. Therapy - Shameless - 10 - Body Bag Girl (3:25) @ VBRKbps (><) Joint Stereo (!mank) to download mank - "Seven pieces of finger licking good chicken plus a real life size hairy superkicking karate master.. ABSOLUTELY FREE" mank - I just rotated several hundred thousand ° grexory^ - i went through puberty the moment i emerged from the murky depths of my mum's cunt Midgard - <@Gokey> I'd sex0r a dog for a tenner < @SEPTiMUS> I'd sex0r a dog for free! Woof :D SEPTiMUS - i'm tempted to send you the harshest death metal i have lew, disguised as something "DJ Eliet - Cool Trance full of Strings and Stuff.mp3" and it's actually "Anal Cunt - I Fucking Hate Your Ears" fulleh - [21:14] i need some fucking contorting vagina around my cock grexory^ - doesn't grow on trees, doesn't come cheap. doesn't come on the next plane from scunthorpe FistMaster - tugging on sticks of dried leaves till your lungs fill up with tarmac mank - anyone got a pic of a funy midget, no porn or nout anyone got a pic of a funy midget, no porn or nout syba - it looks like a black cock with teeth ROLFOPR SEPTiMUS - * Alex_H COCK Dex|stillovedup - keep clicking sheep.exe...you get a herd grexory^ - pissing like a camel today syba - SQS is an enter at own risk channel Senseh - 5* syba 5: DCC 13- [ 29 uploads at 588.6KB and 2 downloads at 38.96KB ] syba - i know im gunna come up on that webcam FistMaster - -Dexyrunner(@#sqs)- the one with the L33T goatie ... oh show them your wrath :D SEPTiMUS - omg ffs My head just fell off SEPTiMUS - *** Quits: mank (mank@pc1-oxfo5-0-cust155.oxf.cable.ntl.com) (hæhæhæ) SEPTiMUS - "I WAS CARRYING A BUCKET OF HOT TAR AT WORK, AND I ACCIDENTALLY FELL INTO IT, MELTING MY SKELETON - I RECEIVED OVER £21,000 :-)" grexory^ - "oh shit, i just trod on a gas turbine, my thorax has just fallen off, let me call claims direct" grexory^ - "HELLO IM NORBERT AT CLAIMS DIRECT, HOW MAY I HELP" "ERR HI. I WAS JUST WALKING TO THE SHOP TI BUY SOME BAKED BEANS AND A TIN OPENER, WHEN I FELL DOWN A GRID, AND NOW MY SPLEEN IS WRAPPED ROUND MY NECK" FistMaster - NTL have a entire football stadium, complete with game, and fans.. suspended 80 miles above the earth, ready to drop onto lincolnshires main paper cup and string backbone Harkeh - (13:20) (+Harkeh): I AM NOT A TOWNIE FistMaster - 1,4IT'S OFFICIAL, HARKER IS A TOWNIE, I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE mankAWAY - in sainsburies, my sister and i were fucking about, and i actually fell back into the frozen chicken freezer,and heard my wrist crack against the chicken when i went to the doc's and she asked what was wrong, i had to crack up as i said "i fell into the chicken" syb\away - [20:56:31] * Harkeh mp3 >> *N Sync - This I Promise You (4:44) [20:56:36] rofl gay song [20:56:43] * Harkeh mp3 >> OPM - heaven is halfpipe (if i die) (4:06) Middeh - apparently a german psychologist or however u spell it said that during the late 90's ealier 00's said that germans are trying to be more english hows that? by washing more? i dunno he said that they viewed tony blairs people are "cool" hows that? by washing more?! ! <[CwF]^deBloed> uhhh dont try to change germans Midgard - <@Midgard> harkeh saugen Sie Hahnen von shemalefussrapers Midgard - < @FistMaster> corpse mode [ON] < @FistMaster> woooo wahhh im a corpse Dexyrunner - hjsdvhsk HOMKIUEUDY FistMaster - what was that silly cunt's name again? harker?  FATHER HARKER INVESTIGATES?? FistMaster - I'm not addicted to redbull, I just really REALLY like the stuff - I don't go out of my way to buy it and I don't really ever 'crave' it right I'm off to the shops to buy a few cans of redbull :P FistMaster - * Midgard is away wonking over gfx <--- must be chocolate covered Revvy - [19:16:59] im 6ft 8 || [19:17:37] your an average penis taller than me ^Nikon - (Senseh): anyone know how to get q2 working in linux SEPTiMUS - ainsley spinning round my stomach/large intestine with suzy salt and percy pepper cant do you much good Senseh - I'm the foot david copperfield sats - diseases have become more lame ... SEPTiMUS - I R TEH WIN i r teh lose :( grex^ - why doesn't it just say "to spy on your 11 year old cousins getting dressed :-)" FistMaster - 6n9tl6: Technology. Fucked. syba - 14[ 10366314. 10Dj. Buhtl Vs. Nirvana - Lithium (Garage MIX) 14(104:3014)14 14@7 12814Kbps 10<14) 10Joint Stereo 14(10!syba14) to download 14] syba- - [23:36:43] 15hurdy [23:36:45] 4HO! [23:36:47] *** SEPT^Away is now known as SEPTiMUS SEPTiMUS - ./timerKillFatty 30 0.75 ping Tankgirl-- SEPTiMUS - rofl "i cunt your mithril bunny with +487648 damage and a +7436543 multiplyer for being able to read the numbers on my fucking 7654375437 sided dice grex^ill - loads of mad greasy sweaty blokes start throwing crockery at you Dexyrunner - i'm the master of the clit.... I'M THE CLIT COMMANDER!!!! Spikeh^Away - <[DSQ]SuBz> i expere that sqs never join in future never cup. LAMER clan for Lamer Leader. (u kicked me and this isnt a good reason) syb\homam3 - Centaurs always make me chuckle I wonder how they came about lol watch animal farm the prono, thats how centaurs are made ;p Mister-X - rofl lews looks like heas writing a letter ;;/;;/ Fist-Away - 3<fulleh03> lew3<Harkeh03> <-= pisded3<Harkeh03> i love you lew3<SEPTiMUS03> can I rape you Harkeh?3<Harkeh03> rlofrlofr3<Harkeh03> dont temp me lew3<Harkeh03> lwe hav i ever tld you, you own3<ozy03> you suck lew3<ozy03> you suck lew3<ozy03> you suck lew3<ozy03> you suck lew3<ozy03> you suck lew3<SEPTiMUS03> I rule grex^ill - "Hacker is the first game of it's genre, a full simulation of a Hacker's life. In Hacker, you take the role of a newbie hacker and work your way up the population scale by hacking into major corporate servers. With all the extra features, for example job offerings, banks, stores, etc, it's no wonder Hacker has been getting such a positive response! grex^ill - Urethra Franklin Midgard - you have to pay if you don't want people to hack your website, delete all your files and ejaculate mushroom soup throgh your grandmas letterbox Spikeh^Away - ninja limpets SEPTiMUS - Did you know that FilePlanet Personal Server subscribers can remove all advertisements from the site with one fell click? It's true! Not only can you skip the lines and start downloading immediately, you can browse faster and easier without advertisements. Sign up! --Thrrrpptt! Dexyrunner - should have said "it weren't rape, she peeled her clammy knickers off herself" FistMaster - tellin you, if i had a can of petrol and a lighter then, i'd burn her at the stake Spikeh - I was impressed with how he done the "/\;\/;\;\" how the hell do you pronounce that :) you sorta vibrate your facev You bend your face, south, by 48 degrees, levitate at 4m and move left @ 19Mph SEPTiMUS - THERES A COFFEE GRINDER INSIDE YOUR WOMB THERES A COFFEE GRINDER INSIDE YOUR WOMB SEPTiMUS - ROFL @ 01.32 HE JUST FUCKING SQUIRTS SYRUP FROM EVERY OROFICE Senseh - [024:414:54] 5* tankgirl3-3-3- sucks ur cock [024:414:56] 12<tankgirl3-3-3-10> woof woof FistMaster - minger on the dancefloor, but you better not burst a pipe, baby, gonna burn that god dam house right down grex^ill - fuck sake, doesn't it piss you off when you get spunk all in your pubes? syb\homam3 - its trance with bagpipes syb\homam3 - [16:40:40] i'm really ill [16:40:41] im ill FistMaster - 36<grex8^ill0310> fucking blackbird in a tree cunted straight on me as i was biking syba - aural sex ROFL grex^ill - I'll be working my cunt off till it's done though mank - Just fucking ream me :| yes sir! syb\homam3 - hows the woman slayer lately syb\homam3 - glory to the unborn limpet syb\homam3 - [ 2949. So Solid Crew - Envy (They Don't Know Vocal Re (5:48) dont diss my townie collection pls pukka wikkid iunnit yiieeeh yiieeehhh bo bo yiiieh pukka innit k? i dont rip it out of your collections i'm not "ripping it" rev i'm expressing my joy whilst "getting down" to it :| SEPTiMUS - "A man has so much love for his wife, wendy, he has her name tattoed on his penis, when its erect he can read it, when its not, its just "WY" anyway.. he goes to a nudist beach in jamica, and theres this big black bloke with "WY" on his cock in white, the bloke goes "your not married to wendy as well are you?" and the black bloke goes "mine says, Welcome to jamaica have a nice day" mank - what do her tits have anything to do with anything grex^ill - * SEPTiMUS thumps Mister-X's skull with a bread van grex^ill - degree in ardvark semen collection grex^ill - i just had a mad picture of a 3com cable modem connection rack dressed in random cardigans and cord trousers grex^ill - i can just imagine this fucking router covered in bleak jelly sandals and random used tweed jackets, and diabetic sweets ozy - bathtub shitter sounds like a micro mashines map Spikeh - Hïhï Ï'm fröm djöénsknördbûrg SEPTiMUS - this old bloke kept kicking me, and was swimming so slow it was impossible, the lifeguard asked him to go in the small pool, he wouldn't, then he spat water in my face, so i called him a "spunk frothing bathtub shitting cuntwit" lucky i didn't fucing jump on him and eat his brain Spikeh - As of december 21st 2001, after A.C.'s show in Fitchburg, Massachusetts Anal Cunt have finally broken up. There will be no more new recordings, no shows, no 15th anniversary show, nothing. No particular reason except it's boring, grex^ill - No harker, and I'd rather boil in a vatt of melted-down rolex watches than listen to it grex^ill - im gonna form a joke band called "golfcourse shitter" Spikeh^Bed - Aphex Twin - Windowlicker syb\homam3 - so gaseous crew syb\homam3 - wash your arse out with soap and water syb\homam3 - who's leg is that? syb's FistMaster - 312<SEPTiMUS037> it's one of the few progs I've used that almost justifies the price 12<FistMaster7> what price213? YOU AINT PAID FOR IT LEW 38:) 312<SEPTiMUS037> I know 312<SEPTiMUS037> but I would if it was er 312<SEPTiMUS037> free Spikeh - [00:23:48] -O- (Broadcast) All mIRC users should upgrade to mIRC 6.0 at once (apologies to non-mIRC users). This is available from http://www.mirc.co.uk. A serious vulnerability has been discovered in all versions of mIRC up to version 5.91 which could allow malicious users to gain unauthorized access to your system - it is particularly serious for those using IE as their browser. ------------- CHEERS FOR TELLING US grex^ill - my lecturer said "anyone know why major providers like NTL use them in configurations with a proxy server?" and i said "because NTL can actually swing the proxy server on a crane at the router" and he burst out laughing FistMaster - 38<grex3^ill0311> Last year he upgraded to Girlfriend 14.0 from Drinking Mates 44.2 which he'd used for years without trouble4. However, apparently there are conflicts between these two systems, the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend with the sound turned off4. grex^ill - * SEPTiMUS marmalises mankWORK's skull with an airport FistMaster - 38<adrian8^035> he is full of somthing , i just dunno what yes38<Dangerous8^035> and u nkow whow u get it3? 8=] 38<SEPTiMUS035> semen3? 38<SEPTiMUS035> other men's SEPTiMUS - Lew, we've came to the conclusion that his desktop icons are getting in the way, he's on stepdad's pc and its fucking hideous with 9 million icons on desktop at 1200 res and a bleak train scheme SEPTiMUS - "get ur hair cut u tramp" "no i want to be pat sharp" grex^ill - plastic vampires and nylon gouls getting beaten up by a insanely madeup teenager ozy - [10:48] 5Time up! The winner is4 ozy 5with4 elite 5for4 5 5points, taking him to4 306 5points. Nice chap there, well played FistMaster - 36<grexory0310> thats where Lorraine went wrong with me, instead of me thinking about her ect7.7.7. all i could think of was her contorting love mollusc which made me cream so hard i gave birth to a airport SEPTiMUS - omg @ hakkinen talking he's finnish as fuck id hope so coming from finland SEPTiMUS - Windows Needs to be rebooted: Press Next to reboot now or press Cancel to Reboot now. If you do not wish to reboot at this time take iron wool to your harddisc and attempt to erase the setup files FistMaster - 310<SEPTiMUS0314> CPUs don't crash310<SEPTiMUS0314> and a CPU does 1 of 2 things310<mank0314> melt or explode8? Midgard - < @Spikeh> KFC and sarah, great combo :P both greasy as fuck spike SEPTiMUS - omg i saw someone having lippo suction great big bucket full of red fucking spunk and turkey grexory - its all far too mufh cufkcing cunt] grexory - i'd rather remove my own appendix with a broken monitor CRT, than watch startrek FistMaster - 32<SEPTiMUS034> ntl engineers don't press buttons with their fingers, they shoot them from close range with shotguns like in Quake grexory - FUCKING DIE NTL YOU PARRJSIUREDJ1'!! SEPTiMUS - NTL ARE EMITTING FALSE TEETH ADHESIVE NTL ARE EMITTING FALSE TEETH ADHESIVE mank - there's a cock coming out of this manga woman's stomach grexory - "NTLworld cable modem customers in the nottingham area may be experiencing connectivity problems, this is due to a NTL engineer dressing the router in clowns clothing, it promptly stopped responding" fulleh - lew when you gonna get yourslef a little lewette? SEPTiMUS - "You've got a cunt, I've got a willy, Lets jump into bed, So i can ream the fuck out of your arse!!!!" Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> http://www.elderscrolls.com/images/art/mwind_web72B.jpg <--- the water in Morrowind with the Geforce 4 pixel shaders < @SEPTiMUS> you may cum at your own rate Midgard - < 4@14Spikeh^Away> I was like....... thinking of sunday dinner, cos I just ate one, when I was layed down near sarah < 4@14Spikeh^Away> I just thought of cumming carrots and peas and spuds and shit rofl < @Spikeh^Away> And just smiled < @Spikeh^Away> I just griunned and she said "what?" < @SEPTiMUS> DULL THUDDING NOISES AS NEW POTATOES FLY FROM YOUR BELLEND ROFL grexory - and emit household refridgerant grexory - i bet that japanese girl could suck a golfball through a gardenhose sats - he fucking goes off like a supernova Spikeh - 6* Spikeh squeals to: David Hasselhoff - Do You Love Me (3:56) @ 128Kbps MP3 (><) Stereo (!chops) to download Midgard - < 4@14SEPTiMUS> brb need a wank Mister-Away - *** Mister-X is now known as Mister-Away STOP TEH MASTARBATING Senseh - 4<Bravetart4> I need a gf with a lovely set of personalities ;/ Harkeh - (13:14) (@FistMaster): I OWN J00 CAROL VORRRRRDERERERDMANS (13:14) (@FistMaster): (___( chasm )____) <---- reamed arse Midgard - +Stubbsy> it looks like windows xp ffs < +Stubbsy> the os for women Nikon^Away - lew u feelin ok ? Midgard - < @Pancake> it's proven, northerners have bigger cocks, we're closer to the magnetic pole, and we have er, iron bellends which stretch in that direction < @Pancake> that's a medical fact Midgard - Kez you anned ? banned** im guessing that if he was banned from here..he wouldnt be able to tell you so anyway... FistMaster - 312<XeRo2^0312> press 123 for ELITE Pr0N312<XeRo2^0312> 12312<FistMaster12> rofl x, with yourself is known as masterbation, not porn312<XeRo2^0312> shit312<XeRo2^0312> knew i was going wrong somewhere grexory - I think there should be something in science called the "reindeer effect." I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good to hear someone say, "Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect." Midgard - i have no need for women, all my sex drives are released though my intense skill at quake sheep|gone> they just don't compare to a nicely aimed midair rocket Bravetart - -RichardWhiteley- a is not in the dictionary SEPTiMUS - i thought i'd take out the lithium battery while it was running for fun lew but i dropped the battery on my 3com network card, and it shorted the supply to the bios of the chip, the battery exploded.. the pc crashed RPLF FistMaster - 314<Harkeh|Aweh0311> ermmm wtf314<Harkeh|Aweh0311> shit nooooooQuits9: Harkeh|Aweh314<SEPTiMUS0311> EROORLF!!314<SEPTiMUS0311> HIS PC JUST EXPLODED314<SEPTiMUS0311> I SAW A FLASH OVER THE BACK OF ESTON HILLS AND A SPECK FLY INTO THE AIR ROTATING syb\away - i know why am i was banned [18:10:25] -Q- will u french people fuck off sorry about that mate it was a joke before we dont mean that :/ some1 made a joke about that so we put it in there *** Q sets mode: +b frinssu|away!*@* Midgard - I'm willing to put my dick in the mash pototoes Harkeh - (22:44) (grexory): i got threatened by a homeless person today (22:44) (grexory): and he goes "you ignorant fucking wanker" (22:44) (grexory): so i called him a cunt grexory - I've got a voodoo1, that's quite enough 3dfx in my house mank - i#'ll terrorise your buttocks with a roadside cafe SEPTiMUS - Hi sir, how would you like your hair cultivated? i'd like corn this time mank - you've seen snatches SEPTiMUS - THE WIBBLY WOBBLY DRIBBLE SQUIGGLY DOG syba - [15:43:50] * f|g0ne is away: sucking nan :| SEPTiMUS - RANDOM PAVAROTTI DISEASE syba - REX THE FUCK REX THE CUNT HE'S A HAIRY, DRIBBLING, CUM RIDDEN CUNT mank - fucking hell hobnobs own SEPTiMUS - THIS BLOKE CAME OUT OF THE SWIMMING POOL, AND HE WAS WEATING A "NTL" TSHIRT, (THE SORT YOU'D GET IF YOU WORKED FOR NTL, NOT A FOOTBALL TYPE ONE) AND I JUST IMAGINED WHEN I WENT IN THE POOL, ALL THE WATER WOULD BE ROTATING ON THE CEILING FULL OF BITS OF PASTA, AND RANDOM CAR PLANTS FLYING TOWARDS THE SPORTS CENTRE SEPTiMUS - HE WAS ABOUT 50, HIS NAME WAS "RON" AND HE LOOKED FUCKING DISMAL THE SORT OF BLOKE WHOS YOUR "UNCLES STEP COUSINS HALF BREED WHO YOU GO TO SEE WHEN YOUR 5, BUT HE SMELLS OF RANCID CARDBOARD" SEPTiMUS - CAUSE THIS WOMEN WAS WITH HIM "COME ON RON, LETS GO AND THROW RANDOM PLANETS AT LINX" grexory - JUST A SCREAMING MOUND OF TIN BOXES FULL OF RANDOM 555 TIMERS AND FLAILING BROKEN HYDRALIC ARMS SEPT^ZZzzzzz - "Ron is coming after us, quick duck the jet of ardvark semen" syba - why the fuck am i called scuba *** scuba- is now known as mank grexory - twisted labia - untold amounts of cornflour production SEPTiMUS - the liver is evil and must be punished.... sats - I'm not mexican SEPTiMUS - * SEPTiMUS blood-spatteringly tears at Dexyrunner's face with a television SEPTiMUS - ROLF.. my drums just fall off syba - you get any valentines? 2 <----- ROFL!!! IS IT POSIBLE FOR A LIE TO BE ANY MORE BLATENT?! f|g0ne - (23:02:31) <@Danny|UO> pikeys own SEPTiMUS - ropfl deep fried chicken elbow and random chicken forheads Midgard - i rekon stuff like that is well eroit Spikeh - unholy is in le :o unholy is in shit I am going to urinate on his corpse unholy is a fucking rotten wank stain i heard unholy was a semen bubbling cunt mankCM3 - "i always wanted to pork the pig for real" OHH YEAA OOOOOOOH YESS grexory - it's another random euro clan who rape fuck out of cunt mank - 0418:21:47 *** IP/PW Script unloaded. Thankyou for allowing me to install random trojans on your PC :-) mank - 8,4HAPPY huhu =) DAY! Spikeh - *** Quits: Midgard (Midgard@213.122.128.235) (And *gone* Midgard was a poof) FistMaster - and school have devised this flawless *cough* scheme to make me goto school on time if i turn up late, they send me home... "johm, you#ve missed some of school! NOW MISS TEH REST, YUO GO HOME NOW! mank - i've got scars all over from chickenpox i had that! when i was a chicken syba - thats heartless tho I'm not heartless i am * mank dies mank - *** [LiNkS]^Shampoo (~Death@213.1.60.144) Quit ([00:07] HELLO) SEPTiMUS - a beatnik is some gay fuck, who looks gay, who is gay and wears dodgy things on his cunt and recites poetry mank - *** SEPTiMUS (skdjff@m235-mp1-cvx1c.mid.ntl.com) Quit (Read error to SEPTiMUS[m235-mp1-cvx1c.mid.ntl.com]: Connection reset by peer) ozy - http://images.real.com//pics/real/common/part_bar3.jpg syba - syb uses spikes in the shape of those fish from single player Q2 mank - hmm, my new watch is powered by wrist movement that's so dodgy :) it'll explode when you have a wank ozy - "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989 mank - im know as a fucking twat in the q2 world :D SEPTiMUS - SOUNDZ: rofl (0:38) Microsoft Wave Audio (!vagina) to download FistMaster - comes into my room "meow!! meow!!!!1!!11 feed me admin!!!1" SEPT^CuntingPC - my vagina is emitting vaginas syba - [17:58:26] i'm watching neighbours [17:58:38] why? mank - 4*** Bracketz unloaded. :-( SEPTiMUS - fucking stone bridges, unicycles, berets, horizontally black and white striped jumpers, onions, lionel blair, outrageous moustaches, poirot and a bent language SEPTiMUS - PIERRE L'CUNT mank - http://www.btinternet.com/~nigel.ellacott/gallery045.html SEPTiMUS - HE SEEPS OUT OF A WALL AND TURNS PEOPLE TO WOOL SEPT^Shit - * SEPT^Shit cums mank - (XeRo^Away) fucking my hand SEPTiMUS - * Corporal_Lancot says 'Halt in the name of Antonius Bayle! Fleeing will only make me angry and your beating more severe!' Spikeh^PIE - Me in Kwik Save next weekend: "300g of diced cunt, 4 rashers of vagina and half a pound of doom stick please" St3^ - [10:54.56] CPU (1-Intel @~2025.10MHz) Memory (Usage: 129/512MB (25.20%) (:::.......)) Uptime (Windows 98 (4.10 - 2222) Uptime: 1m29s) Hard Disks (Free: 19.79GB/95.40GB) <-- about fucking time!!! grexory - cunting hell's sake SEPTiMUS - i#;; re-rip it sometime Spikeh^Code - * SEPTiMUS fucks Spikeh^Code's head with a hammer full of shoelaces Spikeh^Code - have a mullet on the end of you nob :DD ozy - http://www.newsforge.com/article.pl?sid=02/02/19/1230254 syba - hold ur nose grexory - *** gof^away has left #sqs SEPTiMUS - my teeth rule look at my spinning teeth Senseh - tankgirl9.9.14: im eating my skin SEPTiMUS - * SEPTiMUS bends ozy's head with a chicken full of tiles Dexyrunner - Pinky was the best tho.. he was in about 5 fights all of which the other people in the fight failed to make him flinch :D... i remember once this lad ran up and done a round-house in his face, the he just sniggered and said "NO EFFECT!" then lamp the lad and nearly broke his cunt! Spikeh^Away - HACK THIS PHONE NUMBER: 07752 743355 grexory - what the fucking poultry is going on? mank - (õ|õ) grexory - "Yesterday morning Don Pelegrino Huan Eíbrinto was found grinding his rancid fishcake-filled cunt against granite in his home town of Ugro. 'I am helping my family pay for their UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" syba - LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL :-) =) syb\away - [09:38:45] me and middy got fucking shot at last night ffs [09:41:55] :o syb\away - What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Association. grexory - FOAMING SPINNING ROBOTIC ET SEPTiMUS - BEHIND YOU ET? ?!!?!? IT'S ET CROSSED WITH JOHNNY 5 FOAMING SPINNING ROBOTIC ET WITH A FLASHING GREEN MOUTH syba - ITS A FUCKING VAGINA TALKING grexory - fucking burping cunt syba - how the fuck can u play a flute with yur cunt i can't even play a flute normally syba - I live on my own semen Midgard - [action] fuseY : 2182. Cock And ball torture - scrotum blaster (2:11) @ 192Kbps MP3 (><) Stereo < @fuseY> this is major tunegae syb\upstairs - rOFL wtf woud you do if a 6ft tall uterus was stood on the side of the pool ready to dive? vagina - blaaaam <|rob> i never noticed i had a Vagina right above me rofl watch out im gonna squirt <|rob> ROFL syb\upstairs - * Midgard Rage Against the Machine - Gorilla Radio (3:25) <----- :o vagina^drum - I hope it's not bogged down with about 4000 controls with seperate keys for inhale and exhale etc vagina - yes vagina? grexory - http://gallery.savageplayers.com/view.php?i=59&offset=20&s= grexory - *** kryten^ is now known as kry\deejay syba - I'M THE ONE WITH THIS GREAT BIG FUCKING HOLE mank - (SEPTiMUS): I've got a l33t one with a white stripe across it (SEPTiMUS): it looks exactly like one I've seen Thresh wearing (SEPTiMUS): so it's my 'PRO-GAMER JUMPER' grexory - :-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------) mank - -Corporal_Lancot- 10SQS Notes:14 Duplicate note. grexory - :;\/\;;;00 mank - (Yakamoto): CUSTOMER SUPPORT: "I'm sorry, I think I just deleted the internet" "Oh, that's ok, we have it backed up on disc somewhere" mank - i've just got a new email entitled "Need a new Computer?" <-- YES mankSUGAR - (Add): FUCK YOU HEADPHOEN mank - (Yakamoto): This sphincter cannot be split (Yakamoto): The ring you are trying to split is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing madras induced rectal difficulties, or you may need to adjust your doomstick's callibration and alignment. Spikeh^Code - it just all works mank - (adam-): who are SQS? SEPTiMUS - he's probably sat there going "heaoehaheaheoahe" trying to get q2ace to work mank - *** SEPTiMUS is now known as SEPT^Explosion mank - * Spikeh^Code spins SAz's nipples with a steps CD grexory - (6:06.35) *** Resumescript: KERNEL32.DLL sent to grexory Spikeh^Code - Are you on a modem? not yet just a shity 56k for now till my 512 comes grexory - * Spikeh^Code inverts SAz's lag with some noodles St3^ - [22:02.32] my penis is small mank - my penis is invisible ;/ syba - my penis is big St3^ - [22:02.32] WOW ste... you cock is the biggest in the world... and your so good-looking and muscular as well... i wish i was a cunt so you could bone me! grexory - http://vatican.rotten.com/animals/blackline.html Dexyrunner - i pulled a fat bird called anna, i was gonna shag her, but fiuck sake, i pulled her pants down,. and i have never seen so much fucking hair. i was nearly sick Yakamoto - (11:33.25) do you realise the girth that'd be? TLS - 23:38:29 (SEPTiMUS): (11:38.04) sense is sexy enuff SEPTiMUS - MANK'S EMITTING OYSTERS ALL MATETER OF SEAFOOD IS FALLING OUT OF MY FACE ROFL THERE GOES A PILCHARD TLS - sense is sexy enuff yeah isn't he just I've wanked over his cam before me 2 rofl :D] TLS - (grexory): omfg theres fuicking carpet underlkay spraying from my arse TLS - A FUCKING FLYING FISH JUST FELL OUT MY EYELIDS tls - you've got my cuddly companions squirting seafood from their eyes now ffs TLS - that's me with the frilly edges grexory - my horse is in the garagemy horse is in the garagemy horse is in the garagemy horse is in the garagemy horse is in the garagemy horse is in the garagemy horse is in the garagemy horse is in the garagemy horse is in the garagemy horse is in the garagemy horse is in the garagemy horse is in the garagemy horse is in the garagemy horse is in the garage TLS - I'm black, bald, and I have a dong the size of a gorilla TLS - (SEPTiMUS): fs i Can't breath or se TLS - u got muscles? no, I'm devoid of muscular tissue, I flop about limply grexory - FUCK U grexory - -> *tankgirl-* i can smell your cunt TLS - cockrot is a bastard TLS - i r teh duck! *quack* TLS - (SEPTiMUS): I'll go to randomville or wherever she lives and fucking thrash her with a recently stolen sign from the M1 Mister-X - YOU ARE THE REASON FOR CORNED BEEF Yakamoto - that's one of the greatest phalluses i've ever come across SEPTiMUS - AHAYHWERJ[]EW grex - i can see lews face madly contorting as he engineers another image of pasta and spinnery [gregZ^] - rFL "openday at NTL" lots of school childeren walking around asking there teachers questions like "sir, why is that man pouring cement over that proxy" and "miss! why are those men swinging tyres on ropes at that glass cabinet full of flashing lights?" [gregZ^] - your away script is erupting eyeballs Biggz - http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nick=needle [gregZ^] - * SEPTiMUS stabs Spikeh's head with a head full of head mank - 2mp3 4>> 2. +C† (6:16) E:\MP3'S\Ö\+C† (!mank) to download mank - (SEPTiMUS): whose zippy is it, what's it got to do with ANYTHING, and what the HELL are you all fucking talking about?!?!!? mank - black coffee - (SEPTiMUS): it tastes like coffee with milk mank - :0D syba - 10[ 14UNTIL RANDOM DATE 10] 14- 10[14 441wks 5hrs 34mins 17secs 10] syba - <[gregZ^]> i'll piss on the drums mank - tankgirl: (grexory): i'll fucking smash her head in with a 14lb hammer if she fucks me around mank - (XeRo^): getting harder now (grexory): didn;t know you liked me that much x ;/ grexory - i bet her love slug is squirting frogspawn sats - i'd fuck myself with a roll of carpet FUCKING WHEY i can do it over and over ;D mank - (syb\poem): ouch (syb\poem): my ear just bit me Yaka^Drawing - if our queen shits on a white canvas Harkster - (22:27) (Cougar-crew): lol (22:27) (Spikeh): omfg (22:27) (Spikeh): You fucking random pie syba - "HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW? I'M A BUTLER - AND A VIRTUAL FICTIONAL BUTLER AT THAT" Spikeh - * [BFS]Tiny2 NoTiCEs A TiNy LaMeR TRYiNg HoPELeSsLy To GeT ATtEnTiON ! syba - [22:46:18] * [BFS]Tiny2 Reaches Over And Rips Off Spikeh's Head, And Shoves It So Far Up His Ass That He Can Talk And Shit At The Same Time ! Spikeh - soz mank, i just dont type proper english SEPTiMUS - I have a way with words and a charm like roger moore + sean connery except you sound like pikachu syba - *23:16:53* his looks? his personality? *23:16:57* the fact that he's so hard to get? *23:17:10* he looks like a muff 23:17:48* girls always go for that ozy - http://www.audiogalaxy.com/images/ads/dieselJeans/pleasure1.jpg grexory - OFLrf lying on her back fucking thing pumping in and out so fast her tits are emitting tartare sauce grexory - fucking hacked labia RPFL syba - Simon says, stab yourself in the head SEPTiMUS - Don el Cunto Huan the greatest lover this side of Chile he can inseminate you from a thousand paces mank - this song makes my nipples erect SEPTiMUS - * mank eliminates SEPTiMUS's debt with Baines & Ernst grexory - * grexory semi-skims ozy's harddrive with jerry adams Revvy|Work - [16:27:50] * grexory blows Revvy|Work's cunt with a bowl of limpet suprise grexory - * grexory randomises Corporal_Lancot's cunt with a broken cunt grexory - * mank irritates grexory's extremely expensive ming vase with scunthorpe grexory - * grexory cums on SEPTiMUS's vagina with bin laden mank - GREG AND BIN LADEN WANKING FURIOUSLY OVER LEW'S LIMP BODY mank - * SEPTiMUS $read(smashactions.txt) mank $+ 's $read(smash.txt) mank - 0417:05:46 *** Bracketz unloaded. :-( sats - * mank smashes grexory's extremely expensive ming vase with scunthorpe fuseY^ - http://scientifikent.com/mixmonkey/ mank - (mank): op me please you random piece of cod *** aii sets mode: +o mank mank - (Spikeh): I've got a hardon :| Spikeh - [20:10:26] -> [SAz^Away] FINGER Bravetart - My computer is about as stable as an incontinent grandparent's ringpiece Spikeh - * Spikeh rapes SEPTiMUS's face with some chicken :D ozy - "If you took away Internet Explorer, Outlook Express, and Windows Media Player, would what remained still be Microsoft Windows? What would happen if those programs were replaced by Netscape's browser, Eudora's e-mail client, and RealNetworks's RealPlayer?" Spikeh - i have to stand infront of me class + the 4 people in me school that i hate and talk about some gay subject you're so adolecent spike my mum is 46 and she's shit scared of public speaking most women are me dad aint ;) Your dad....... isn't a woman, incase you didn't notice mank - the name's Die. Fucking Cuntlor, Die. mank - (SEPTiMUS): hõhè ïkkèl bïkkèl jèr ïk mõùntäïns mank - (SEPTiMUS): my sphincter's split :D grexory - * SEPT^Away disappears in a puff of Bob Ross hair mank - (St3): What do you call a man with a cow and a pig on his head? (St3): Moohamed SEPTiMUS - dont kick me syba you cunt mank - 4,15 Red4,12Bull  SEPTiMUS - http://www.0-------------------------------------------------------------0.dk/ SEPTiMUS - The human small intestine if straightened out and measured with a ruler would no longer work properly. St3 - Cheese. It's just milk's attempt to become immortal! SEPTiMUS - Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb he opened it and was blown to bits. SEPTiMUS - ffs ehat osd doomoeorfo? FFS O ACTUALLY TRIED TO TYPE SMETHING THERE ;/ KMTJJOERjiUI£$IU(£$I( £$ II()I ) I(( F FUCK syba - [19:27:22] Behave Motha Fuckah ! (14<=- °SD v10 PrO° -=> (Auto Msg)) syba - "A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic" - Joseph Stalin Yaka^Essay - "This is a fair request and I promise that I will never judge any person only as a teenager but you will constantly remind yourselves that some of my generation judges people on their race, their religion or the colour of their skin and that this is no more right than saying all teenager are drunken dope addicts or glue sniffers" mank - (Midgard): i should have fucked his ass Yaka^Away - quote: I'm not going up there! Vertigo? No I'm a sagitarius, why? SEPTiMUS - * SEPTiMUS slaps himself so hard her arse falls off Angelic - [06:37] Let's face it, a man pretty much functions as a rather complicated recharging battery for a personal self-gratification device (vibrator). The only reason god invented man was because she hadn't had time to figure out compact rechargeable batteries by the time she created Eve. All this nonsense about Adam being first, is just a bit of propaganda perpetuated by women to keep men in the dark. Harkster - (15:03) (@Biggz): i got suspended for knocking a dinner lady out SEPTiMUS - so i'll be spraying dental adhesive from my liver until then Midgard - < @Mafia> anyway i downloaded win me < @Mafia> only to find it was < @Mafia> tony hawks SEPTiMUS - *** Quits: mank (onafriday@pc2-oxfo5-0-cust140.oxf.cable.ntl.com) (Killed (hub.de.quakenet.org (blueyonder1.uk.quakenet.org <- hub.dk.quakenet.org (Nick collision)))) mank - (SEPTiMUS): Hèlp, my thè kèyböård ìs nöt rèmövìng ìtsèlf båd Spikeh - ;/ Unknown command grexory - lemme checkory SEPTiMUS - change all *.jpg *.jpeg *.bmp to different file types like *.txt then put some txt into it then rename it back to *.jpg or whatever why would it need to change the extension to .txt to insert text? i got to much time to think i finks sometimes I think you have too much time to think but you devote little of it to thinking about what you think about :) Spikeh - * Harkeh|Aweh 12has been away for  1d 4m: Getting my mullet chopped 12(Log:On 12Beeper:On12) grexory - :>! grexory - <|rob> SHIT! SHOOO! A BLOODY ROOK JUST FLEW INTO MY CURTAINS I,VE GOT THE WINDOW OPEN!!! <|rob> BASTARD! grexory - omfg ffs i farted, and its fucking making the wallpaper drip off the walls grexory - http://www.websimplistic.com/funny/teeth.JPG grexory - <|rob> i can feel 1 hell of a crap coming on .. Spikeh - Boadcast -O- Quakenet is about to turn into pea soup, we appologise for the inconvinience Spikeh - *** Now talking in #feds can i have help please my vagina has fallen off *** Quits: grexory (sdfsdf@pc1-linc3-0-cust148.not.cable.ntl.com) (Killed (slug (if you need a doctor try your yellow pages...))) ozy - http://www.terra.es/personal7/trade23/1/ban.jpg Spikeh - it's too big to send Spikeh - {:-0 grexory - FUFK SA EK Spikeh - I need a "food-cam" you need a cock in your ass <|rob> maybe tomorrow syba - enough mid? Angelic - [05:44] * Angelic wedgies SEPTiMUS - [05:44] :-) grexory - roll on thursday roll on thursday roll on thursday roll on thursday roll on thursday roll on thursday roll on thursday roll on thursday roll on thursday roll on thursday roll on thursday roll on thursday roll on thursday Spikeh - I'm no web coder, so don't expect miracles or an equal ratio of body tags to HTML documents. This seems to do the job pretty well, so I'll be sticking with it till I get bored. grexory - Timothy grexory, 538 newark cunt, north hykeham langleyshire grexory - <|rob> fs u still playing that load of old coblers? syba - lol the girls we were doing it with started crying SEPTiMUS - my balls already twitch so do mine, it's eliet I lay in the bath watching mine move spookily I've got haunted testes lew's nackers just spinning round mank - (SEPTiMUS): i r gonneh get meh l33et boday wash3d bcoz i am a townie txt msg irc typer, fuk u grexory - anyone got dreamweaver or know where i can get it (except the shop) www.warez.com/dreamweaver/directdownloads/obviously-false-link.htm Yakamoto - * Yakamoto moshes uncontrollably to Less Than Jake - Live - Help Save The Youth Of America From Exploding fulleh - [01:03] doo-doooooooooo dooo-dooo dooo dooo doooooo dooo Angelic - [06:47] LET ME CHEAT AT LEAST YOU EVIL SATAN JIZM Angelic - ahhhhhhhhhhhhh I think I have explosive diarohea SEPTiMUS - <_ozy> os[Windows 98 (4.10 - 2222)] uptime[1m 41s] cpu[1-AMD K6/2, 334MHz] mem[Usage: 26/64MB (40.63%) [||||------]] _ozy - os[Windows 98 (4.10 - 2222)] uptime[4m 46s] cpu[1-AMD K6/2, 334MHz] mem[Usage: 11/64MB (17.19%) [||--------]] mank - (SEPTiMUS): I suck mank - (mank): !notes (SEPTiMUS): I suck -Corporal_Lancot- 10SQS Notes:14 Your note has been added. (mank): !notes (SEPTiMUS): I suck! -Corporal_Lancot- 10SQS Notes:14 Duplicate note. Spikeh - !condoms Spikeh - * Spikeh stabs mank's nipples with a BY Engineer dex2dex - saying "oh i'm going to likc your arse and really REALLY enjoy this job" SEPTiMUS - ahga pins and needles fsdak\l if i stand up my right leg is going to revolve rofl lemme stand up for a laugh k,fo i nearly fell over Revvy` - [18:32:54] I'll cum in about 2 minutes :| || [18:33:00] rofl || [18:33:02] true :/ Spikeh - *** Quits: SAz (sarah_whit@host213-122-65-166.in-addr.btopenworld.com) (Broken cunt) Spikeh - 4[20:56:29] its nearly 9 Spikeh - I suaulyl do suaulyl<--- wtf usually :P completely fucked up :) ROFL @ HOW fucked up that is SEPTiMUS - i'd rather use borland vc++ than this pile of bowels SEPTiMUS - (12:30.00) omg it's only 12:30? ozy - Je tourne comme le hackery de rotation absolu. mank - notes will soon be a meg mank - lancot is a fuck mank - lew 4 corp lancot 4eva ozy - Today a young man on acid realised all matter is nothing but energy condensed into a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the Weather... Harkeh|Aweh - (14:55) (@SEPTiMUS): it's a gay, horrible sounding, throaty, grinding nazi language SEPT^zzzzZZz - lew has three cocks my my mister wolf, thats such a big MASSIVE BLACK COCK you have all the better to cunt you with my dear whats the time mister wolf? it's HACKORY TIME ozy - 4|_3>< [|-||_|| Midgard - mind if i pop round alex ? hold on im clearing up my cum oh oh oh stilton! ozy - \;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/ grexory - call ocean finance now on 0800 858 858, thats 0800 858 858, your under no oblegation, and you could secure the loan you need, so thats ocean finance now on 0800 858 858, call now, 0800 858 858, mr smith did and recieved £30 compensation when his spleen rolled out of his ear. call now Angelic - Bill Hicks is a comdien isn't he? he's a comedian he is a chain smoker as well he's also dead SEPTiMUS - *** Joins: grexory (sdfsdf@pc1-linc3-0-cust148.not.cable.ntl.com) yo *** Joins: ozy (ozy@modem-881.wolf.dialup.pol.co.uk) yo SEPTiMUS - my cat is sat by my chair just going "}:-)" purring away syba - [12:36:53] emmiting vibrant sqeuiels of dilinquant adolecence <-- emitting, delinquent, adolescence, squeals  SPELLING MISTAKE ALERT -- OFFENDER: XeRo^  ;/ grexory - PC JUST EMITTED BORIS YELTSIN AGAIN Spikeh^BDay - fuck's sake this site is making my nipples turn to yoghurt mank - ' ` durrrr,... where are teh thingzZ?// mank - (silver_walkman): my ass really hurts you know grexory - just a dismal unclosable 'this program has performed an illegal operation and will now squirt cheddar from its maggot infested glands' XeRo^ - ((grexory)) i never even fucking knew it was mothers day ((grexory)) i'll give her a shag, ((grexory)) that should keep her hapoy mank - hi ? die grexory - http://www.legacyofsorrow.net/mj/threadgay.jpg mank - (grexory): DO I HAVBR TO FUCKOING DOWNLOAD 15MB OF FUCKING PEOPLE FALLING OVER AND KIDS HITTING KEYBOARDS WITH HAMMERS, JUST TO PURCHASE A PRODUCT Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> why does most lemonade not even taste remotely lemony? < @SEPTiMUS> it just tastes like... < @SEPTiMUS> lemonade SEPTiMUS - 0,11L8E0M8O0N8A0D8E0,11L8E0M8O0N8A0D8E0,11L8E0M8O0N8A0D8E0,11L8E0M8O0N8A0D8E grexory - AND YUOR ORGANS WILL BE THROWAN INTO TEH MISIZIPPY ozy - <|rob> 1 of my customers have there name on the front door. There called The Birks Yaka^Away - Hello! My name is Christopher, and my pants have just fell off :| SEPT^Game - I rape the rich and eat the poor!!! fuseY^ - (21:56:15) <@XeRo^> i have an obscene ammount of bogeys under my desk rofl Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> I'm the limpetking SEPTiMUS - and WHY does he pick up the hammer in the Claims Direct advert ?? ozy - i walked past this bench and this bloke was sitting there, looking worse for wear.. then all of a sudden he sat up, looked and me like ";O" and went "BLEEEEEEAUUGHH", projective vomit all over the place ROFL i cunted myself Spikeh - * Midgard 14Alanis Morissette - Hand In My Pocket 10(143:3610)10 10@7 12810Kbps MP3 10(14><10) 14Joint Stereo fulleh - [22:50] Fuck me that was a goo poo BLUBBADUM - "women have dicks too y'naa blud, yeh up in their pussies, their clits blud" blubbadum\away - I KEEP GETTING APOLOGIES AND IT'S DISTRACTING SORRY THEN I'M SORRY FOR APOLOGISING LOOK STOP APOLOGISIING ELSE YOU'LL BE SORRY! Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> the fact that you're together with a load of people you know means you never tire of it < @SEPTiMUS> there's always something to do, someone to talk to < +ozy> constant action < @Revvy> like nam < @Revvy> only more violent syba - coz i got to be gay for it to work Spikeh - RFOL.... "soundz v1.856645, in assocaition with comet cursor, all major credit cards accepted" Spikeh - I can smell GAS from my ELECTRIC cooker SEPTiMUS - lemmings hair studio sats - lands own what you been drinkin x? fisters SEPTiMUS - did u hear about the paki drug dealer in boro lew? he'd ran out of heroin and was selling curry powder instead a lads ended up in hostpital after taking it he's in a korma Yaka^2 - and I hope you die in your sleep of cornflakes disease FistMaster - 3<Harker03> http://www.tracks-uk.co.uk/Urban.html its a bmx on a small shed3<St303> thats not a shed... thats his house Midgard - < +Harker> Fisteh face it your jealous of my biking skills < @FistMaster> rofl the only biking skills im worried about is riding women St3 - I enjoyed the slippery oil covered rippling men grexory - "castle wolfenstein client access license" Midgard - ome free in a 10p lucky bag Midgard - < @sats> "these townies they never speak together, just sleep together so they dont get lonely" grexory - http://www.grantcollins.com/imagesjpg/pedals.jpg grexory - "STOP CHEATING YOU RUN SO FAST, I'L GET NMY DAD TO EAT YOUR HAIR" grexory - yozlashiaflid osama rhan dhaaal mank - (St3^): you see the size of lews arse mank... it'll be like shagging the top of a welly mank - (SEPTiMUS): how'd you know fit japanese schoolgirls in thigh-height white socks and school uniforms, with pigtails turn me on? SEPTiMUS - the only saving grace is Natalie Portman who needs impaling on my screaming shaft of alton-towers destroying fury ROfOL!1 ffs i just coughed my gall bladder out SEPT^Cheesecake - Lew - Have you had my cheesecake? syba - hickory dickory dock syba - YOU HAVE THIRTY SIX BILLION NEW EMAILS Yakamoto - "Hi, we're pissed up testicosticals, I'm kevin, and this is Sherl, we've come to introduct you cunts to a whole new fucking world. We've come to preach the good news, we think it's what you need to hear. We'll show you more fun in five minutes that you've had all fucking year" Spikeh^ - lew how big is blood..? Midgard - < @XeRo^> lew and spikes cum meets mid air, and reacts to form 'SUPER #SQS MIDGET' Spikeh - I like that chod oz ;/ SEPTiMUS - revvy no ok sats - gee missed this one Revvy - and this one too hihi!!! 8) gwn - mime artists arent french, they're their own race, mimes breed other mimes, the mating ritual of a mime takes anything up to 10 hours, while they both try to get into the imaginary bed SEPTiMUS - miming females learn painstakingly how to move their flaps as if they're being shagged by the invisible man just dismal parting flaps ROFL ( ) )( ( ) )( ROLF ROOR gwn - flickering dance of light translucent member SEPT^Photoshop - i don't have the sport channels, cos my dad's a cunt well, that's slightly harsh he's more of a flap gee - http://www.coax.net/people/erics/easterbun02.jpg you can't say as a red-blooded male you don't find that even slightly attractive gee - I'll stick to putting soap up my arse, it's easier to explain St3^ - i love shagging bunnies... they;re so furry them make me cum like the force!!! Midgard - < +Harker|Tea> lew my logs arnt working :/ < @SEPTiMUS> take some laxatives gee` - bunnies {;-) gee` - im gonna eat the afterbirth when the wife gives birth Spikeh - ]8=) <------- COW SEPTiMUS - i come back to find you all ridiculing me and my icecream Harkster - [18:36] <@FistMaster> ive upgraded my system to harkers standard look [18:36] <@FistMaster> CPU (1-Intel 4x86 @~44.6MHz) Memory (Usage: 7/8MB (96.88%) (::::::::::)) Uptime (Windows 3.1 (1.03 - 1908) Uptime: 1m58s) Hard Disks (Free: 1.60MB/564MB) Spikeh - * Spikeh devours Harker's nads with some chow mein0 Spikeh - What PC u got hark? one that'd make a pocket calculator smirk gee - there's a babelfish blocking your syba - Fuck you mank - (grexory): I NEVER KNEW SHE WAS A ARDVARK mank - (Spikeh): She's got a nice face for an ardvarrk :P (SEPTiMUS): I'd fuck an aardvark if it looked like that (gee): i'd fuck an aardvark anyway grexory - http://www.transparadise.com/shemale04/04.jpg grexory - "OOAARR, I PLAAAYED FOR PHUKIN CS" <--R OFR TYPICAL MOCKLERISM Yakamoto - ROTATING WITCHES AND SKELETONS RAPING WOMEN sats - *** Revvy has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Revvy[voodoo.who.do.what.you.dont.dare.do.people.hornysex.com]) syba - so long as it's not in sense/syba talk i'd prefer english Senseh - 6<Nikon2> gola now there's a quality brand Nikon - [15:41] -Corporal_Lancot:#sqs- 10Nikon is the 5759th p00 to be kicked since 19th July 2000 SEPTiMUS - ;/;/;/;/;/;\;\;\;\;\ SEPTiMUS - ===> *;-D>-< "HELLO SHOPPERS!" ozy - try getting it, its very pumpkickular Spikeh - [18:48:26] oh yeah! [18:48:27] *** Quits: mank (onafriday@pc1-oxfo5-0-cust183.oxf.cable.ntl.com) (Excess Flood) mank - (Spikeh): I've been SAT here for the last 30 mins waiting for my pizza to cook............. ON THE FUCKING KITCHEN SURFACE - I FORGOT TO PUT IT IN THE FUCKING OVEN Harker - http://crazy.codetroop.com/randimg/imgs/poltergeist.jpg <-- SEPTiCAM ACTIVE !! :P fulleh - http://crazy.codetroop.com/randimg/imgs/frille.jpg <--- preview of harker at SQS lan OMFG! ozy - ozy my tank has a penis! SEPTiMUS - omg IBM 83gb drives £112 rofl 83gb i could fit my brain in that grexory - =) SEPTiMUS - forum here http://www.biketrials.com thats not a forum you gypsy dont call me a gypsy you cunt ozy - the highlight of fishing comes when you snag your mate's eyeball on your prime stainless steel jagged hooks Fist-Away - bastard beat me to it syba - http://crazy.codetroop.com/randimg/?shpw2.jpg syba - connie's forehead is like the berlin wall Harker - [10:41] *** Bertis has left #blueyonder.cs (is using « WhItE LiGhTnInG » ...) <--- grexory - you reckon i should take the pillow out of my ass, and put something less big in.. its pushing against the heads pretty hard, and its quite quiet Spikeh - i shall mow the lawn Midgard - < @Revvy> what us gator supposed to do? it looks at what your browsing at, sends the results to other advertising companys, who then bombard you with ardvark fisting and camel skull fucking porn grexory - 9 legged creatures with 6 vaginas escaped from langley St3 - http://www.stuff.is/homo/hey.php?name=%20Spikeh SEPTiMUS - dya like my red hair? i just had it dun n i want it re doing coz me no like sats`daoc - ali you get fitter everyday wanker SEPTiMUS - * Spikeh SOUNDS Jimmy Ray - Who Wants To Know (3:25) @ 128Kbps MP3 (><) Joint Stereo SEPTiMUS - ;/ sats - * Corporal_Lancot says 'Your foul deeds have earned my contempt!' syba - i HATE townies and never want to be classed as one X I WAS KIDDING FUCK SAKE rofl so am i :) syba - DUST AND STONES FLYING FROM YOUR COCK grexory - imagine spunking christmas tree decorations Yaka^chillin - !notes SEPTiMUS - giant levitating viking battleaxe of doom SEPTiMUS - FUC KAKE AN TAMY TYPGYIN! SEPTiMUS - *** Quits: FistMaster (Bobajob@m269-mp1-cvx1c.mid.ntl.com) (rubbing furiously at my wrists, but these goddam plastic spoons you get in kfc dont cut shit) syba- - [16:43:13] * XeRo^ mp3 .: 89. My Documents - Shaggy and Ali G - Me Julie [3:48] @ 128Kbps MP3 44Khz (><) Joint Stereo ed-x - i'm hopping in the bath with my ainsley harriot chocolate bar ";/" SEPTiMUS - my cunt's emitting jellyfish what type? box rf that was totally out of the blue ORFL gee` - i wish i had realistic valves SEPTiMUS - NEW IMPROVED MODEL... THE SATS 2002 INCLUDES REALISTIC VALVES, A FREE TUBE OF UBER-LUBE AND LESSONS FROM YOUR LOCAL VAMPIRE FistMaster - lew takes ages to piss, all pregnant women do 3<gee`03> it's because he's pissing for two people 3<Yakamoto03> Lew: Half man, half camel gee` - he had a huge dump before he remembered that he was still stood up in the pissing position gee` - how many owls have you had in fish fingers? why do you think they call em' birds eye syba - x.. chill mate, plenty more fish in the sea.. and some dolphins as well syba - its just the fact she picked him and not me.. well... really you should take that to heart and get very depressed, perhaps even kill yourself syba - do me sats syba - N.O.D.D.Y.: Networked Organism Designed for Destruction and Yardwork syba - imagine replacing townies with people who couldn't talk SEPTiMUS - is if theres any scuffles in the club, IMMEDIATLEY, at the speed of light, about 8 bouncers appear from thin air and cunt them they just seem to lurk under tables or something FistMaster - 3<ozy03> if that woman was black, she'd look like jonah lomu fuseY^ - (11:06:02) <@FistMaster> rofl i went to bk yesterday and abi got a BT fridgemagnet, I sat there pissing myself at this bleak thing with ET on a fuvcking bike going :| syba - you're a right frankie detori syba - anyone know how to clear 'recent files list' on xp? ;/ Spikeh^Away - i got posters of dale winton on my wall... Spikeh^Away - yup like most people think of me as a raving nut, but after taolking to me for long enouygh they come to realise that infact, i am a raving nut fulleh - [21:51] mank you're making it like +m is something that doubles the length of your cock syba - omg james, you just hit the NAIL on the CUNT Fist-Away - 3<Yakamoto03> if you get a random prog off Warez it'll prolly make your CD tray fire off and decapitate you SEPTiMUS - *** Joins: sybfixlightbulb (love_me@m40-mp1-cvx1a.man.ntl.com) syba - power-saving eco-lightbulbs.. 'and then he said, "let there be light" and there...sorta was?" Senseh - 6<Marz4> Remember that time I came on the shower wall 6<Marz4> And my sister thought it was snot fuseY^ - http://www.fab4art.com/pics/david.jpg Yakamoto - plz admin! FistMaster - 3<Yakamoto03> eating small Ukrainian refugees and cackling maniacally Midgard - < +Senseh-Away> just went downstairs and my mum and dad are both asleep watching porno SEPTiMUS - * Yakamoto hacks into SEPTiMUS's brain and uploads Robby Coltrane FistMaster - 3<SEPTiMUS03> sitting on the docks during the night, catching rusty knives and sandals SEPTiMUS - i join a server and it says i have 32842894892348923 hacked models and then kicks me for "not having the latest version of q2ace".. rofl Dexy^ - [ Ownage ] [ Uptime : 23y9m and some more ] [ Callsign : Dexyrunner ] [ Occupation : Womenpleaser ] [ Form of income : People send me money for sex ] syba - going for a shit while this one burns syba - oh fukign hell just got new pjs out of draw.. just washed all nice went to bog and i just pissed all over them cock back fired SEPTiMUS - AIDS AWAY! UP, UP, AND AIDS! UP AND AIDS THEM TO AIDS AND BEYOND EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES YOU HAPPY, HEALTHY, AND AIDS THE EARLY FAG CATCHES TEH AIDS AIDS KILLED THE CAT SHUT UP mank - *** syba (love_me@m294-mp1-cvx2a.lee.ntl.com) Quit ( Like a big black man pulling his dripping cock out of you.) (Add): that is one fucked up quit messag mank - (Add): dolphin cum is nice syb\birthday - <07syba`> 10[ 14BIRTHDAY 10] 14- 10[14 21secs 10] lol 21 seconds to go! syb\birthday - <07syba`> 10[ 14BIRTHDAY 10] 14- 10[14 21secs 10] lol 21 seconds to go! Spikeh - *** Quits: chippygit (fatgit@wiki.wiki.wah.wah.worldwidewiki.com) (Read error to chippygit[wiki.wiki.wah.wah.worldwidewiki.com]: EOF from client) syb\bday\luvdup - thought we cud we cud do it without u being pissy syb\bday\luvdup - Deluxe Motorola Congratulations james! You have been chosen to receive 2 Motorola Talkabout, Two-Way Radios valued at $100.00 for FREE*. Yes, these Motorola Talkabout Radios can be yours absolutely FREE*. * FREE means $100.00 SEPTiMUS - * SEPTiMUS makes mank erect | <-- syb\bday\luvdup - YOU HAVE THIRTY SIX BILLION NEW EMAILS syb\bday\luvdup - moses Nickname is already in use. <-- ROFL? syb\bday\luvdup - HEY IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WRITING A LETTER <07syb\bday\luvdup> 12,2 |2,12|11,12|12,11|0,11|11,0| 4,0!! HEY IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WRITING A LETTER!! ¡¡ 11,0|0,11|12,11|11,12|2,12|12,2| I AM WRITIng a FUC "sorry love, no shag tonight.. i'm derek'ed" mank - lorra lorra mank - he'd hurl a knife down the phone line and aim it so well it'd jump out your modem and land in your head Spikeh - your eley0t though.. XeRo^ - 11:08:55 - * @Spikeh pops a cap in XeRo^'s cunt flaps with a NTL Engineer Harker - [11:31:55] fucker u are SEPTiMUS - PURE VODKA AT THE BOTTOM OF THE ORANGE ¦x syba - [16:40:29] a cunt in a box on a spring with dismal music box music [16:40:30] rofl you wind up the box and a cunt on a spring pops out and makes a dismal noise XeRo^ - 5:05:31 - ((syba)) oh MAN i wanna kill people 5:05:36 - ((syba)) THE FIRST OF THE CHILDREN syba - [MAN-U]DaviD-BeckhaM: =) syba - =ARSE=DaViDsEaMan has initiated a vote: Kick [MAN-U]DaviD-BeckhaM syba - rofk @ ronaldo it's just Ronald with an o on the end Spikeh - what version of conquercam are you using? latest you need the very latest gee` - that doubled back on itself so many times the statement ended up in swansea SEPTiMUS - <|rob> lol the queen mum is now fit to idle in #4k SEPTiMUS - <02FistMaster> 3Queenmum idle script6: QM is AWAY after 102Years reason dead type /CTCP Queenmum to msg me syba - leperade syba - fucking netto bulk stock reduced to clear toxic waste flavoured cola SEPTiMUS - hi =) fuseY - http://minibytes.mondominishows.com/alqaeda/affiliates/play.asp?Affil=ifilm&Web=sent&serial=&seed syba - rofl at work theres this guy from Mars confectionary and hes a right twat, hes comes in shop and goes "HI I'M DAVE FROM MARS" Harker - [00:23] <@FistMaster> POOFS EAT QUICHE, MEN EAT FLAN syba - 2.79 WOOWO New Features: end version number change fulleh - [05:46] *** Alex_H has joined #sqs | [05:46] * Alex_H 's WebCam <-------- http://213.122.22.156:8181 | [05:47] *** Alex_H has quit IRC syba - I can't believe how bad this has suddenly went it seems JUST when I'm on top of you, you turn it around thats because i'm a pilchard and your a bleak salmon no you're a sardine mank - "You'd better not put your wee-wee in any other boys mouths or bottoms, or you'll go to jail." radiohead - like some giant robotic cross between a highland cow, and a tree shredder syb\ra2 - cup'o'uterus sybzZ - imagine wanking a fish "omg i'm so wet" ROFL SEPTiMUS - i don't love her full, i just want her babies <-- something's biologically wrong here Dexy^ - i'm not putting any fucking sqs logo on my pc SEPTiMUS - i was in a pube Fist-Away - <@Spikeh> I was wearing sarahs skirt yesterday :| St3^Away - [17:58.40] i dunno whats wrong with me. but i find cartoons strangly attractive ;/ Snoweh - [19:25:11] -mea-strife- DCC Send LIFE_STAGES.TXT.SHS (213.66.47.10) fulleh - [20:35] *** Q sets mode: +o Spikeh | [20:35] * Snoweh uns | [20:35] runs | [20:35] :/ | [20:35] *** Snoweh has left #sqs ozy - * SEPTiMUS batters ozy with a large chunk of fish SEPTiMUS - rotating in bed isn't like rotating in #sqs well... no... you don't tend to fall out of #sqs and hurt yourself SEPTiMUS - "here ya go luv, made you some TOAST A LA GRILLE CARBON AVEC JAM DES BERRIES" SEPTiMUS - burnt boiled eggs undercooked salad ROFL RFORLLO unwashed, insect infested salad with no dressing and half a piece of toast gee- - I can put my webcam on and do some fucking eliet moves ozy - "DAVID WILBERFORCE CUNT FELL INTO A GIANT BLENDER AT WORK. HE RECIEVED £7 COMPENSATION." grexory - "I FELL OVER AT WORK AND CUT MY NIPPLES OFF ON A HACKSAW, THANKS TO THE ACCIDENT GROUP I RECIEVED A £5 GIFT VOUCHER FOR NETTO" SEPTiMUS - BH join SQS :D rofl i suck now lol so do we SEPTiMUS - WTF WOUKD YOU DO, IF YOU TURNEDYOUR MONITOR ON, AND THAT DISMAL BROWN FACE WAS JUST CONTORTING AND SCREAMING ON THE SCREEN onmf ROf i'd vagina my pants ozy - * SEPTiMUS starts EDIRIRO SEPTiMUS - the air smells like raw seafood outside too there's DEFINITELY a storm coming like Molluscs and Limpets lew ? Spikeh^Away - oz i just got a txt from millsy! saying what ? "Hi, I'm millsy" don't diss millsy he beat up James Simpson at school Midgard - [SEPTiMUS PING reply]: Die of cornflakes disease. Midgard - fuck saske, my sister just kissed me, and shes covered in fucking facial mask/semen now i've got it on my face ozy - I want semen on my face ozy - im swimming tonight, there better be a fit bird like Kirsty or Fiona there, fucking naked greased up saying "come here timmy boy, make me sore" fucking hell.. dog to a bone SEPTiMUS - x, i'm gonna ream you so hard you'll be walking like a cowboy with a giant pelvis... 'WILD BRAD & HIS MUTANT PELVIS' SEPTiMUS - someone on jolt was on about females shouldnt be playing ra2... fecking arshole as long as the chores are done i see no reason a woman shouldnt play quake SEPTiMUS - ffs @ monkeys MONKEH!!!! rofl! the nation's obsessed ROFL! Midgard - < @SEPT^Bath> ERRR < @SEPT^Bath> I HAVE A GF4 < @SEPT^Bath> !! < @SEPT^Bath> it's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen TaLyN^FOOD - <--- has a banging headache like Ive got casualtyman's cock shoved in one ear and out the other, splitting my cranium in two ozy - :-) SEPTiMUS - So it's an unchipped cracked fake playstation mank - (Angelic): whats a 'cunt' ? Midgard - < +Angelic> wheres greg lately ? < +Angelic> been reading the notes... he seems to like black penises BirthdayFist - Sunny D is evil, it's liquid winXP sats - monster hole TaLyN - IT@S ED THE DUCK CROSSED WITH A GERMAN SEPTiMUS - Mongoose - Hahahah DIE YOU DUCKBAG SEPTiMUS - Lowtax - ARE YOU STRONGER THAN TED? he is my next door neighbor, he lifts weights and eats trees SEPTiMUS - when you wear purple and yellow on the street where there are only corporate people in black suit , you're "opvallend" odd gay no a cunt Dex|EQ - "Hello I'm a mythical half-lion, half-eagle, and now I will cunt you." Dex|EQ - FLDVFWRE9T9 ,AWT 3AVVETUHI[# | *** SEPTiMUS (septimus@pc3-midd5-0-cust81.mid.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Read error: EOF from client) SEPTiMUS - ROFL IN SRO.. ROFL AT THE PIER WHEN A SANDGIANT COMES ALONG, EVERYONE RUNS OFF BUT SOME BLOKES SITTING THERE IN MED ROFL ANBD THIOS SAND GIANT JUST THUMPS HIM, AND THIS BLOKE STANDS UP AND STARTS WALKING TaLyN^ - by then we'll have some kind of robotic penis that will fly upto it and ejaculate a great wad of pasta onto it, and stop it Revvy - [18:24:20] -O- (SBroadcast) Due to a change in the QuakeNet services, we encourage everyone who currently have Spikeh^Vodka - brb need a widdle Spikeh^Vodka - [21:22:23] -SEPTiMUS- Resumescript: kernel32.dll (714KB) 3sent successfully. SEPTiMUS - you've got a mountain next shit sats - if anything im a mosher.. FistedMaster - I CAN'T SLEEP WHEN I'M ATTACHED TO THE ROOF you can if you're 12,1BATMAN Spikeh^Orange - lol am i the only cunt in this room?!?!?! SEPTiMUS - marylin monroe was sexy i wish she was alive so i could fist her TaLyN - I bet she could suck a golfball through a mcdonalds straw SEPTiMUS - it blew my fucking ear drums to kingdom cunt syba - you have winrar? yeah syb the winrar guys dead :/ really?!?! what happened? winzip guy stabbed him winzip and winace ganged up on him They squeezed him into a filing cabinet "THAT'S FUCKING COMPRESSION, CUNT" syba - * SEPTiMUS eviscerates syba's face with a hatstand Spikeh - *** Quits: SAz (~Sarah_whi@pc-62-31-94-201-bl.blueyonder.co.uk) (Ping timeout) SEPTiMUS - fuck sa,e, audiogalaxys tonsils have fallen off grexory - humptey dumptey sat on thw wall, humptey dumptey had a great fall, all the kings horses and all the kings men, couldn't put humpteys uterus back in again SEPTiMUS - Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey, along came a spider, and sat down besider her, and she cunted her pants. RLFKRFOK *** Quits: SAz (~Sarah_whi@pc-62-31-94-201-bl.blueyonder.co.uk) SEPTiMUS - little miss muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her turds and cunt, along came a hovering gastropod foot of doom, and sat down beside her, and her eyes emitted chicken soup FistMaster - old mcdonald had a cunt eee ii ee ii oo... squelch squelch here, phhrrtt phhrrtt there fuseY^ - (20:47:17) met her on a monday, took her for a drink on tuesday, discovered she was a bloke on wednesday, sucked her cock on thursday, stabbed her intestine on friday, stupid cunt grexory - <|rob> Lincolnshire, is that in Norfolk? syba - Please Note that these shirts are from the UK and run a little SMALLER than standard American sizes. sats`afk - this german bloke is PERFECT radiohead - ffs at that 9 <-- ORFLLORLF radiohead` - ffs at that 6 SEPTiMUS - Mister-X translates .:·°·§ýßâM: ' "PERIOD COLON DOT DEGREES SYMBOL DOT S-TYPE SYMBOL Y-ACUTE ESS-SETT A-CIRCUMFLEX CAPITAL M!!!"' Mister-X - ffs LET ME SEE AN ENGLISH SITE www.english.com Revvy - [10:56:42] what's mank's surname again? | [10:56:48] Nk | [10:56:54] Ma Nk Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> we're the english national quadraplegic golfers society grexory - -:ol< (sabre out) Saturday Night - Wigfield [4:02] @ 192Kbps MP3 mank - (grexory): doesn't it piss you off, when you do a turd, and it WON'T flush, it just floats mank - (syba): if i'm happy i listen to radiohead, if i'm depressed i listen to .... radiohead.. if i'm conscious i listen to radiohead SEPTiMUS - * grexory emits mercury Revvy - [10:13:54] * Mister-X has bumsex with fulleh's molluscs with a Subaru Impreza WRX || [10:14:35] ooh || [10:14:38] that reminds me || [10:14:43] i need to install ffvii FistMaster - it's a massively popular tool thats what i always tell the ladies Midgard - < @FistMaster> greg u could always say "ive got a small cock, but ie got 13 stone to ram it in with :)" grexory - the k\/\/33|\| SEPTiMUS - i swear , it was supposed to be a party, but it just looked like a harker cloning site Spikeh - *** Joins: _|__|{o_O}|__|_ (~Tracksuk@pc3-midd6-0-cust110.mid.cable.ntl.com) SEPTiMUS - Harker needs to get filthy fucking drunk just to sleep in the same bed as himself grexory - who's that spinning bloke with the beard ? radiohead - syba what harker aint never seen you before aint never gonna with grammar like that radiohead - lemme send you a grape Dexyrunner - looks like a typical french onion seller t-shirt :D SEPTiMUS - warning : primal scream in 5 seconds ARYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEPTiMUS - i'm the teenager here and you lot are complaining about spots serves you right for having cable radiohead - http://dexycam.rotates.org err LOL it's upside down or dexy's hanging from the ceiling SEPTiMUS - god my grammatical crap is crap sats`q2 - http://rpgvault.ign.com/features/den/images/morrowind/vampire.jpg morrowind vampire it's craig david sats - mms://multimidia.uol.com.br/dcampncdt << paste into windows media player lol fuck shes gone who what where why was it? some brasilian bint she randomly masturbates ROFL i just saw her put her knickers on :| mank - (grexory): ROFL@.. what would you do if ET appeared and fucked her (mank): call you greg (rhwashingup): wank (ozy): i'd seek professional help (sats): id watch (grexory): ui'd be straight there pickaxe in hand ozy - RORrolf 10 mins of sodomy, all thats left is a ribcage stuck on the horses cock grexory - scraping the dead layer of skin off her cunt with a vegetable peeler FistMaster - "DO NOT CHANGE THE PROGRAM, WE ARE IN CONTROL OF THE TRANSMISSION, FOR THE NEXT HOUR YOU WILL WITNESS MORE DRINKING AND READING OF YELLOW PAPER" ozy - ROFL ozy.. clip clop clip clop, WHAM BANG SMASH REND TEAR clip clop clip clop grexory - dismaly sat there going "OOAR PHUCKING HELL THAT COUGH IS PHUCKING PHIT AS PHUCKING FUCK.. OARR" Dexyrunner - you'll see an NTL engineer come in in a minute.. things will start to hot up, he'll shove it in her and she'll time out ;/ St3^ - ROFL! @ ozy and his soap fettish :P i didn't want her having a shower without soap ffs she'd smell mank - (grexory): hopefully, by the time my factorys have reproduced, she'll be doing something different FistMaster - ROfl i've got a vague as fuck jerky half streaming vid of a brazilian bird throwing sheets over a sofa, and i just cummed to that Fist-Away - she picked her nose thats as exciting as it gets pag leet i got a nose fetish rhworkahem - thom yorke is god SEPTiMUS - * SEPTiMUS flails * SEPT^PC2 bends mank - SEMEN AND LETTUCE SANDWICHES mank - (SEPTiMUS): MS Room Tidy Wizard mank - (SEPTiMUS): I'd fuck her till the cows came home (SEPTiMUS): then I'd fuck the cows (mank): moo mank - (mank): i didn't know you didn't lose it sats - townies suck mank - (mank): you're desperate for some jamesjuice Spikeh^eating - my ' key has broke radiohead - tandom santa tandom?!?! LFO loads of santas on the same sled on the stunt pegs wearing adidas santa costumes radiohead - DIE OF FISTFUCK MID :o radioheadyogurt - rofl was playing WAP games on the shitter ;/ what your toilet has wap? Dexwhore - grapes rule | especially nipple emitted grapes mank - (Braveheart): i love slippery nipples# mank - (SEPTiMUS): yuo loes1 mank - (SEPTiMUS): 2hdd total[ 4.97GB of 95.4GB ] ozy - RANDOM: 13,764011. 3Sasha - Baja 312:335 0@9 12811Kbps MP3 5(5><15) 11Joint Stereo Dexyrunner - I wonder if brazillianbitch is fingering herself SEPTiMUS - alt.christnet.fetish.fat.furry.asian radiohead - osama_bin_laden Nickname is already in use. Midgard - < @St3^> i got fucking rended at uni today.. i was sitting is the most tedious leacture today and my mind started to wander.. the next thing i know the leacturer is right in front of me asking if i find it satisfing to vandalise university reasorses... then i looked down and realised what i'd done.. i'm only scrawled 'Big hairy cocks' across the desk..... DexyLi - Harker: You have successfully become the first person to EVER fail a SQS trial mank - (grexory): im never looking at porn again sats - * SEPTiMUS fucks a ball of rolled up bacon mank - (SEPTiMUS): SORREY MY COKC SI CUMMIGN (SEPTiMUS): YUO AER TOO GOODE mank - (Braveheart): rofl pressed the x that happened to be at the top right hand of my screen by accident ;/\/\;/\;\/\\;\/\;\/ sats - sprru mank - 23:13:55 (SEPTiMUS): ste has some of those 23:13:57 *** St3^ (Papey@m115-mp1-cvx1a.mid.ntl.com) has joined #sqs grexory - i know a girl called jill, who got her cunt stuck in a till, her boyfriend bill tried to lever it open with a hill, but unfortunatly its tits fell off mank - * SEPTiMUS rapes mank TaLyN - i bet they';ve both got fucking bright yellow kappa tracksuits and baseball caps on and reebok classics, just ranting on about whos fucked the most birds in one µ second sats - IV ALREADY FUCKED YOUR BIRd sats - 'IM NOT A TOWNIE mank - (grexory): im going to set fire to your intestines and shove them down your throat screaming at the lan XeRo^pissed - 11:42:38 - ((mank)) if you need entertainment go fuck a corpse St3^ - hey!.. my nob loves me mine just sits there and goes ";P" at me Midgard - when i look upon your limpets, i emit digestive biscuits grexory - when we're shaggin and you start to wail, my body rotates and my arms flail grexory - your lips are soft and tender, and your arsehole i intend to render grexory - when i look into your eyes, my one eyed monster starts to rise, i plough it in to your trench, which givs off an awfull stench, so i go for hole number 2, but unlucky for me, you just had a poo Mister-X - when you pull down your pants, my cock emits ants, so i thrust it in your cunt, and you squeal and you grunt, and right at the end your liver emits mushroom soup Dexyrunner - And if we see one person, we fucking run towards them shouting "cuuuuuuuuuuunt" fuseY - (19:12:48) <@mash^> my mum just rang my mob (19:12:51) <@mash^> and asked me where i was (19:12:56) <@mash^> she didnt know i was home (19:13:01) <@mash^> and she was next door Midgard - omfg make it stop Braveheart ? im being abused this is your doing ! sorry i dont know your parents this bum bailey shite :/SEPTiMUS - ffs STOP BARKING CUNT DOG l:!DLFL;#RLROFO people have 'terriers' and 'sausage dogs' but bh has a 'cunt dog' ORFLROFL JUST A WALKING BARKING MOBILE VAGINA sats - its nice with butter on Dexyrunner - i'm so cool you could keep a slab of meat inside me for three months Dexyrunner - "WHUSSUP NIGGA HOMEBOY MOTHAFUCKER WANNA GO F'A RIDE IN MAH LOWRIDER CATCH US SOME SWEEEEEET PUSSAY!" QsCunt - * FistMaster hides as middy goes to change into his school girl outfit of doom grexory - I don't follow athletics, from an outsiders point of view it sounds, sexits. I appologise, I was wrong sats`afk - lol unholy what a cunt unholy is a cunt mank - (mank): reckon she's using cream as a replacement for jizz? (Revvy): shes prolly using it as a coolant for the herpes itch radiohead - ffs i was just drinking some milk and i thought where it came from ;/ mank - (radiohead): and i smelt of cum mank - (SEPTiMUS): go up to 'Dave' his bank manager, and grow a 50 foot long arm, and pick him up and drop him on a large phone number mank - *** silver_walkman is now known as hungrylesbian Spikeh^LovedUp - OWOOWOWOW i just hitmyself in the balls' / mank - (grexory): right hand/left hand/greased toilet paper tube/roll of bacon/thermos flask full of liver/ is getting boring mank - (grexory): my sister just came in and grabbed a towel off the shelf for a shower, i wiped my spunk on it about a hour ago ROFLL grexory - tee hee hee ;-( SEPTiMUS - imagine eating a line output transformer ;/ SEPTiMUS - (=SQS=Spikeh): STCK YEGOHE SEPTiMUS - csause im gfuejvinb rotating grexory - :|;/\;\ fucking AROMATHERAPy Spikeh^LovedUp - ITS GOOD mank - (grexory): last night i dreampt of this bird pushing me around in a chair in the computer room (grexory): it was like one of the computer chairs (grexory): she was rotating it (grexory): and i was sitting in it (mank): rORFL!!! (mank): IT WAS ET (mank): ET DISGUISED HIMSELF AS A BIG JUICY FANNY AND SPUN GREG (grexory): she was fit (grexory): she had a shaved spleen mank - (fuseY): 'ages ago i dreamt my family was in a helicopter over sunnyhurts woods and we had to use my dog as fuel for the furnace inside the helicopter to keep it flying mank - (grexory): i had this fucking horrendous dream that i was locked in my room, and all these padding noises were at my door (mank): IT WAS ET AGAIN GREG (grexory): LANDING IN A FUCKING RELIANT ROBIN FLYING SAUCER MADE IN RUSSIA ROFL mank - (grexory): ET is a nylon vagina grexory - and i hardly have any noteable comments :/ radiohead - i asked for a can of coke when chris/lew/st3 was there and he goes "YA AMJKM SHALOMOCK AZKEHAXAJID COKE MON?" radiohead - greg0x ? what did you truthfully think of me when you met me i thought you were a absolute fucking cunt Harker - [18:22] laugh if the top of his head opened and a piece of cheddar flew out Harker - [18:23] and goes "ALRUIGHT M8, YOU GOT 5P?" i just went "yeah mate" and walked off Retxed|l33ch - im at work - people look funny at me when i start laughing just like that mank - (radiohead): hmm, i appear to be alone in the waterabsorbantgenitalia dept FistMaster - The dog also had the combined intellect of 12 discharged AA batteries ROROROFL SEPTiMUS - why're you asking me Harker? ask Commander Sebok he'll fist me radiohead` - :D ozy - some user called superfazernaaimachientje@Kazaa.com has the track but can also be translated as "fucking machine" radiohead - she's got leprosy she's selotaping her clit on radiohead - WHO NEEDS WOMEN WHEN YOU HAVE FAGS radiohead - The second law of thermodynamics is "You do not talk about thermodynamics." SEPTiMUS - "There have been some really cool moments due to strange bugs in the game (which, of course, are long gone by now). There was a problem once where Daedroths' heads would spin around on a random axis when they died. And once my sword turned into the model for a tree, which was actually a lot of fun." SEPTiMUS - I was talking to someone in work today about a project I was working on... when asked on its current state I replied 'its cunted'... *gasp* :O Angelic - ;\ Dex|f00d - if I'm sat there going "Hail squire elf, how art thee!" and I get a reply like "ffs u fag stfu ROFLROFL!" I feel a bit out of place Angelic - i like beef :) ozy - http://crazy.codetroop.com/randimg/?ibiza5.jpg ozy - - http://crazy.codetroop.com/randimg/?ice.jpg SEPTiMUS - hello sailor SEPTiMUS - 46. House on what part of the body is an 'ltk procedure' performed? (4:51.26) cock (4:51.26) cunt SEPTiMUS - if you buy all your bits, give me £30 and i'll come on the train and spunk all over it SEPTiMUS - fucking hell i was at the sink for hours with a fucking compressed air cylinder and a brush trying to rub the remains of robs cunt off it i opened the package and i died of lung cancer grexory - rOFlrf.. the womens face turns yelllow and her tits fall off, robs just stood there blowing rings Clown` - you go into the building to get paid, and theres a man with a duck with a lead around its neck walking down the corridor, go into another office and its full of morris dancers, in another office there is a mobile crane reversing into a green box covered in flashing lights, a man in NTL uniform with a bra and pair of 3dglasses comes over and gives you £7 ROLFOLFEFOL$O grexory - (XeRo^): ill get served easy at bar innit <-- and you wonder why we call you townie? mank - (grexory): rofl. now is a good time to vagina the notes, with lew being out -Corporal_Lancot:#sqs- 10SQS Notes:14 Notes are now 4Inactive *** grexory (grexory@pc2-linc3-0-cust182.not.cable.ntl.com) Quit -Corporal_Lancot:#sqs- 10SQS Notes:14 Notes are now 3Active Midgard - < @XeRo^> my dads homepage was 'xxxincest.com' mank - (XeRo^): 'mum, can i go on aol?' 'NO' clive - * clive clives gee gee` - * clive clives gee *** JIZM SCENE *** mank - (gee`): awight wajjah! mank - (radiohead): my mum just brought a dildo in and threw it at the wall sats - * Dexyrunner is owning to One Minute Silence - Stuck between a rock and a white face.mp3 BALSAMiCViNEGAR - * Corporal_Lancot smacks the flat of his blade against the palm of his hand and says, "You want a taste of this, BALSAMiCViNEGAR?!!" FistMaster - 3<BALSAMiCViNEGAR03> I suck off donkeys and policemen Midgard - < @XeRo^> 'theres a party in your hair, and everyones coming' mank - (Spikeh^WubbedUp): The act of "cunting" involves random exploitations of the human skeletal structure via insertion of random objects (SAz^Away): CHRIS behave Spikeh^WubbedUp - sort him out, SAz Yeh SAz^Away, sort me out ;P :oD can i? sort me out too ;[] sort me! sort me! i have my parents to sort me out ;/ Spikeh^WubbedUp - i feel like jizming in your ear tonight SEPTiMUS - Scrambled eggs looks at you threateningly - what would you like your tombstone to say? mank - (sats): Your faction standing with Cheesy-Ass High-Interest-Rate Credit Card Companies got better Dex^EQ - Sats has gone link-dead and has left your group. SEPTiMUS - Hybrid are the only group from wales i think that don't make bleak irish jig music er that doesn't make sense does it SEPTiMUS - A shafting Euro "Omar Pussy" Commander gamahuches, 'Now you shall be killed my power is large!!' grexory - grexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexorygrexory Midgard - 7,1:o12,9:o3,5:o0,15:o12,13:o2,8:o12,13:o3,11:o14,3:o4,0:o15,10:o0,12:o11,8:o3,12:o12,7:o5,13:o14,11:o15,0:o10,5:o15,13:o4,10:o13,5:o11,8:o2,4:o5,12:o13,9:o1,4:o7,8:o0,8:o8,2:o9,9:o4,6:o9,4:o12,9:o5,1:o9,2:o7,2:o13,4:o8,0:o4,7:o3,8:o6,1:o2,0:o1,6:o2,13:o13,13:o0,2:o9,13:o3,1:o3,12:o5,4:o4,10:o5,3:o4,6:o8,15:o12,1:o2,1:o12,14:o9,8:o12,4:o12,10:o SEPTiMUS - IN SLEAFORD THEY ALL SWIM IN PUDDLES ON THE HIGHSTREET MILLIONS OF THEM JUST SPLASHING IN A PUDDLE IN THEIR SWIMMING KITS ROTATING AND HITTING EACH OTHER WITH THEIR VAST INANIMATE ARMS grexory - SPEAFORD SWIMMING POOL AND PROFESSIONAL MULLET WAXING SERVICE Mister-BurninCD - THERES A CHICKEN FACTORY THERE FACTORY THAT MANUFACTURES CHICKENS FFS PLASTIC EXPLOSIVE CHICKENS "DO NOT EAT, CONTAINS C5" SEPTiMUS - the bus always has to stop at north ormesby so that the driver can go steal the bus wheels back off the twokers SEPTiMUS - i've seen a new bloke from langley i call him "Mr Soft" DID HE HAVE HIS BONES REMOVED AT BIRTH SO HE COULDN'T HURT HIMSELF WITH THEM? JUST SQUELCHES ABOUT LIMPLY JUST A PUDDLE OF BONELESS CUNT SLITHERING AROUIND ON A GASTOPOD FOOT WITH A ";/" IN THE MIDDLEE Mister-X - 8,13joseph and his amazing technicolour dream uterus8,3joseph and his amazing technicolour dream uterus4,2joseph and his amazing technicolour dream uterus8,4joseph and his amazing technicolour dream uterus7,3joseph and his amazing technicolour dream uterus8,0joseph and his amazing technicolour dream uterus9,6joseph and his amazing technicolour dream uterus6,4joseph and his amazing technicolour dream uterus grexory - hiroshima '45, chernobyl '86, Windows '95 FistMaster - 3<SEPTiMUS03> it just sticks in the same place quivering like Harker at one of jimmy's nightclubs radiohead - !notes i know i'm late, but mark, great necklace thanks, it is rather leet and sexy and it shines really nicely if i was a townie i might say "bling" grexory - *** mank has quit IRC (Excess Grexory) SEPTiMUS - you fucking squealing intestine grexory - ffs @ our cunts and semen filled abdomens SEPTiMUS - and his brother was playing the ET theme on violin, and we were dismally tryng over and over to connect to BTi at 6:15, rofl.. it was so surreal Angelic - [09:39] * Dex^EQ is owning to Boney M - Hooray! Hooray! It's A Holi Ho (3:55) @ 128Kbps (><) Joint Stereo ozy - i agree, rugby is completely shit it's like someone started to invent a sport, then got bored and left it with a misshaped ball and no rules Angelic - [10:12] and golf.. GOLF! Jesus Christ, that was invented by a guy who enjoyed the combination of wide open spaces and men in golfing trousers Angelic - [10:13] then have some casual sex in the ruff Angelic - [10:20] (___________!____________) <------- Ozy's ass rhra2 - why are we drawing random ascii arses (_( )_) Angelic - [10:26] -Corporal_Lancot:#sqs- SQS Stats: gregz is the 5865th anal cunt to be kicked since 19th July 2000 Angelic - [10:33] -Corporal_Lancot:#sqs- SQS Stats: gregz is the 5866th hackor to be kicked since 19th July 2000 grexory - If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. radiohead - 0,6tankgirl12,11tankgirl12,1tankgirl11,6tankgirl8,5tankgirl0,7tankgirl10,1tankgirl6,3tankgirl12,4tankgirl3,11tankgirl11,8tankgirl0,13tankgirl15,2tankgirl3,7tankgirl1,1tankgirl2,15tankgirl0,5tankgirl12,13tankgirl11,8tankgirl3,7tankgirl1,6tankgirl9,4tankgirl5,2tankgirl10,5tankgirl6,12tankgirl2,9tankgirl6,12tankgirl2,14tankgirl8,14tankgirl5,1tankgirl3,12tankgirl10,8tankgirl grexory - only in britain: you can have sex when your 16, but you can't look at porn or naked women till your 18 Dex^BWRA2L - buRFIKFMFD mank - (mank): i'm wet :P (SEPTiMUS): OOH radiohead - Pluto's mickey mouse's dog or the roman god of the underworld radiohead - and japseye enters and goes "ga ga ga ga git yer hands off me biatch and ting" and smoking a bong <----- ?!?!?!? grexory - Certain food. If we outlaw dildos and require that all sausages, cucumbers and carrots be sold pre-sliced, we will make it much easier for the women among us to resist the temptation to masturbate. SEPTiMUS - How do you make your wife cry when you're having sex? Phone her up and tell her. grexory - turns people to diced garlic turkey grexory - <|rob> u can buy BroadBand in a box now <|rob> checking out at tesco, just chuck ya broad band in with the carrots and beans just a box full of string and paper cups FistMaster - my fingers smell :\ dont put em in your bum anymore then rhaway - [17:21:23] *** Harker has joined #o30 [17:21:26] fuck off [17:21:34] sorry [17:21:37] *** Harker has left #o30 mank - (Harker): going for my royal marines interview tomorrow :/ Spikeh - can i play with it a bit fuse? yes please do :) send it when u've pruned it Hark|ffs - [22:00] I AM GAY [22:00] <@radiohead> cool me too mank - (Fist-Away): mank please inform mister lane what i showed you (mank): he's got a big cock mank - (SEPTiMUS): thick ones with radar to sense when the cat tries to climb up them, and it sends a special cat-o-cunter robot out to stop it radiohead - TXT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE SEX SEPTiMUS - ffs, i've sat here with a tissue, and without realising it, i've turned it into multiple bits of chewed cunt FistMaster - 3<St3^Uni03> i dont even think it has a cpu... just a slice of bread with marmite jammed into the mb ozy - * FistMaster beats ozy to death using SEPTiMUS as the bat, then bullet times SEPTiMUS with a jar of marmite * SEPTiMUS beats ozy to death using FistMaster back SEPTiMUS - http://bannerfarm.ace.advertising.com/bannerfarm/27760/425X425_workhome_whitney.gif "IN MY FIRST 30 DAYS USING THE WORKFROMHOME SYSTEM I EARNED $2,300! TODAY I EARN OVER $15,000 A MONTH WORKING FROM HOME! THIS ALLOWS ME TO HIDE MY HIDEOUSLY MALFORMED GENETIC MONSTROSITY OF A 256 COLOUR FACE FROM THE INNOCENT PUBLIC AND PEOPLE'S PETS!" ozy - http://www.gamegenie.com/downloads/dlcalc.shtml ozy - would my pet horse like it tho? he's called Frank if that's any help <^Nikon> no i ate him he's Frank the Horse and he's inedible because he's made of sandstone mank - (Add): Qbot is a revolving door FistMaster - Q sets mode: +b *!*@*dialin* fulleh was kicked by Q (You are BANNED from this channel.) revvy? 3<Revvy03> yo did u erm adjust Q 3<Revvy03> werent me lol 3<Revvy03> honest guv3<Revvy03> i saw some reebok treadmarks in the soil tho! grexory - <|rob> i wonder if any 1 has been really stoned while drinking redbull and jumped of a multi story car park thinking they can fly? sats - face like a broken modem though Midgard - < @Spikeh> I really fancy a wank :| < +SAz> NO grexory - ROLf.. any bird that comes near me after me not wanking for 3 weeks, will be transformed into a walking blob of semen in 5 mins TaLyN^Away - *** Spikeh is now known as Spikeh^Wanking Mister-X - PHONING THE FIRE SERVICE "HELLO COULD YOU COME ROUND PLEASE? MY GF'S STUCK TO THE CIELING WITH MY CUM" ;/\;z/ HELP, FIRE AMBULANCE POLICE!!!! I HAVE CUM VERY VIOLENTLY AND KILLED MY GIRLFRIEND AND DROWNED HALF OF LINCOLNSHIRE mank - (grexory): "hello emergency serice, which service do you require?" "AMBULANE, FIRE BRIGADE, POLICE COAST GUARD" "what seems to be the problem sir" "I'VE UNLOADED HALF A BILLION LITRES OF SEMEN ONTO HER, SHE LOOKS LIKE A ACCIDENT AT A WALLPAPER PASTE FACTORY". Mister-X - coast guard ROFL... "Can you please retrieve my girlfriend from the sea, she caught the wrong end of a jizz fountain and ended up in the maldives" mank - (grexory): sarahs strumming her magic bean mank - (TaLyN^): WHAT ARE THESE MYSTERIOUS "CURTAIN" ARTIFACTS? WHERE MIGHT I PURCHASE SUCH RARE AND LUXURIOUS TREASURES? mank - (sats): Cuhr Teenz? i thought this was a porn shot! Mister-X - YOUR COCK IS NOW LIKE A FUCKING NUCLEAR WARHEAD YOU COULD TAKE OUT THE MIDDLEEAST!!! "AIM, RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB FIRE!" Mister-X - * grexory points his cock at 45 degres n/e. and thinks of a short midget eroticaly inserting limpets into her ears, iraw is subsequently wiped off the planet mank - (Mister-X): "AYE, IN MY DAY IF YOU GOT AN ERECTION YOU'D KNOCK DOWN A FEW BUILDINGS AND SPEAR A FEW PEOPLE" Spikeh^Wanking - http://banners.free6.com/bannerlib/free6/gif/inserten.gif Midgard - < @agg> i moved my case to onto of my desk < @agg> so now i can rub it syba - Ste sorted things out with ali it was a dickhead who likes her making up shit you sort out the 'dickhead' as well? nah she wouldnt let me :/ wanted to though :/ <------------rofl SEPTiMUS - being able to survive 20 years in the ghetto is a respectable accomplishment I bet you eat glocks for breakfast I bet you eat Glockabix small wheat guns in a sugar coating SEPTiMUS - I bet the net grinds to a halt tomorrow it did with cs 1.0 <|rob> and sept 11th <|rob> imagine if cs 1.4 come out on sept 11th SEPTiMUS - <|rob> i would love to b a fly in bill gates house <|rob> i bet he runs around in a cape screaming I HAVE THE POWER!! Midgard - <|rob> have u read about bill Gates house? < @SEPTiMUS> I BET he's not running windows either < @SEPTiMUS> if he was he'd have died in some horrific accident long ago < @SEPTiMUS> when door.exe crashed and he got cunted SEPTiMUS - DR WATSON EMITS J234 3U4O068G 3GHT-Qwkf= Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> chat women up with 'Hey female homosapiens, want to come back to my establishment for some cunnilingus and eventual copulation? :-)" SEPTiMUS - did u hear about the necrofiliac who got arrsted by the police some rotten cunt split on him Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> masochistic homonecroincestipaedobeastialityphagia < @SEPTiMUS> shagging underaged gay dead horses that you're directly related to, then beating the shit out of them, then eating what's left SEPTiMUS - masochistic anti-semetical interracial homonecroincestipaedobeastialityphagiaphobia fear of people who shag underaged gay black jewish dead horses that they're directly related to, then beating the shit out of them, then eating what's left SEPTiMUS - \Li"on*el\ (-[e^]l), n. [OF., dim. of lion.] (Zo["o]l.) The whelp of a lioness; a young lion. St3^ - any luck with that logomanager jim? yup hang on 2 jisms mank - (St3^): ROFL.. i've got my PS2 set up running away on its own on GT3, i've used a paper clip and an elastic band and set the joypad up perfectly so it can do the entire 150 mile endurance super speed way race on its own.. i've rand it about 6 times now.. nearly got £3,000,000 :DDD (St3^): i just have to keep poping back to it about 20 mins or so to pit in and replace the tires :) Mister-X - imagine being penetrated by a 32-foot-long cock you could penetrate every chicken in the world with that! radiohead - i can picture my mum self-destructing mank - (St3^Away): i cant type anymore mank - gay SEPTiMUS - Does Microsoft mean small and limp? no, it means Microcomputer Software so its not describing bill gates nob then? Revvy - [15:48:45] i practically live with sheep etc mank - (Fist-Away): 10*** DRINK 4,15 Monkeh4,12Sperm14 - IT GIVES YOU AIDS! *** SEPTiMUS - <|rob> ROFL u know sometimes cs switch's u to another team mid game? <|rob> game restarted and i thought i was in nme base <|rob> i thought jesus what a wicked respwan and mowed down my entire team and i got kicked off server mank - (SEPTiMUS): I got stuck on someone's head before (SEPTiMUS): I jumped at them and they crouched and I sorta locked onto their head (SEPTiMUS): and this bloke was running around with me stuck in a sniping pose on his head mank - g a m e o v e r m o t h e r f u c k e r = ) radiohead - warhammer argument [22:46:57] "IT@S 3+ BEHIND A TREE" "NO IT@S 5+ BECAUSE YOUR A MARINE WITH HYPO-ROTATION-BLASTER BOOTS ON" "NO FUCKS SAKE I HAVE A SPINNING PHASER SHIELD OF WARGH, THAT GIVES ME -2 BEHIND TREES" mank - SEPTiMUS "Get your cunt to Mars! Krblrorbbl Get your cunt to Mars! Krblrorbbl Get your cunt to Mars! Krblrorbbl Get your cunt to Mars! Krblrorbbl" SEPTiMUS - packet of crips, half a cold yorkshire pud and a penguin packet of crips rofl FistMaster - erm am i only supposed to be getting 15k/s d/l speeds off your ftp yes harker all cable modems have a 15kbps upload speed RFK FistMaster - only another 16 files to go SYSTEM NOTICE:FTP closing in 4 minutes due to NTL bleakness ?!?!?! please say that was a joke what? SYSTEM NOTICE: FTP closing in 3 minutes due to the end of the universe oh ffs SYSTEM NOTICE: FTP closing in 2 minutes due to utter haxory FistMaster - 12 BSOD version 2,4 for irc - Harker has caused an illegal exception in module humanity and will now be closed, if this problem continues to persist please contact your vendor or nearest Euthanasia center Harker - [17:43] JIMMY YOU ARE A TOWNIE ONKY BLOCK WHO LIVES IN THE CAPITAL OF ALL TOWNIES!!!! SEPTiMUS - ROFL... ex ntl engineers sat eating there dinner, wearing plastic noses and 3d glasses, whilst eating fried rj45 connectors grexory - ntl engineers sat in the dining room knitting wardrobes and fence posts out of thin ethernet cable, whilst watching the bbc2 test pattern at 2am. SEPTiMUS - *** Quits: Midgard (Midgard@62.6.78.49) (excess :o) SEPTiMUS - "AOAEOOE MY THYROID HAS CAUGHT FIRE" ROPR4-4[MO [YJMROJM5-OA[YJTRJMOK=PHJYJRYTK]P,K *** Quits: grexory (grexory@pc2-linc3-0-cust182.not.cable.ntl.com) (Read error: EOF from client) SEPTiMUS - HAVE YOU SEEN THAT AMERICAN BLOKE WHO SQUIRTS MILK FROM HIS EYES? HE CAN SQUIRT MILK ABOUT 15 FEET FROM HIS EYES JUST SOLID BARS OF TEA SQUIRTING FROM HIS EYES ROFOR!?!?! ENTIRE LEAVES AND TREES FLYING FROM HIS FACE SEPTiMUS - HEART, LUNGS, BRAINS, KIDNEYS, SPLEENS ALL JUST FLYING FROM HIS EYES ROLFOL ROLFLR YOU JUST LOOK AT SOMEONE AND A BRAIN COMES OUT OF THERE EYES SEPTiMUS - "I SNEEZED TOO HARD AT WORK AND MY CUNT FLEW OUT OF MY EYE, I CALLED CLAIMS DIRECT AND RECEIVED OVER £21,000!" ROFLFF JUST A FUJCKFING FANNY COMING OUT OF YOYUR FACE UNEXPLAINABLY SEPTiMUS - "I WAS AT WORK AND HAD A ALERGIC REACTION TO SOME WEETABIX, A PANCREAS FELL OUT OF MY FACE, THANKS TO THE ACCIDENT GROUP I RECVIEVED £7" Fist-Away - 15<SEPTiMUS15> I don't remember any chuck norris films, because watching them shuts down my normal brain function and I start dribbling Mister-X - rofl opal fruits are changiing, from now on theyll be" jism shots" and youll emit gorillas sperm and teeth from your anal glands grexory - http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/business/newsid_1950000/1950325.stm rhfood - i pronounce my name as ^ what's your surname rev? - Revvy - [11:59:05] def-hsss-if-er-ooee-dollar-percent-dollar-percent-pound-percent-dollar-pound-DEF-JUD-SEF-HUDGE-SEH || [11:59:19] I fail to see how you pronounce 'John Watts' like that mank - (grexory): fucking gods cunt prolapsed all over me Midgard - < @fuseY^> don't diss my forgetful tool loving self fuseY^ - (16:15:12) <@FistMaster> 5) thou shalt ride a seatless BMX mank - -Corporal_Lancot- 10SQS Definitions:14 No definitions for MOCKLER mank - (Senseh): mc mid on the decks13.13. look out girlys he got flabby pecks13.13. uh! mank - (mank): lew's been eating for like an hour *** SEPT^Food is now known as SEPTiMUS Mister-X - SOUND OF SILENCE: "QUIET CURTAINS" COMBINE AUDIO PRIVACY AND hi tech curtains do normal curtains sit on your windows going "AUAAEAEAEAE!!" SEPTiMUS - \EW>!P">!£@?~@?a?s ?a??!>">!£>!&*(q%^$%!1W ./>?!" !¬£"24)(_*542-9°³³³³³³³³³³³³³³³³³³² Dex^RA2in10 - my quakebloke goes "HOYU!!" and mank stands there unscathed, then he spits his teeth out and dies FistMaster - 15<Harker15> oh ffs im staving15<Harker15> brb :) harkers off to eat crisps the staple food of townies grexory - DRINK RedBull - IT GIVES YOU WINGS! <|rob> it doesn't do anything for me i find i swim like fuck if i take some with me (did that before, but it cost about £4 to fill my bottle) i stopped doing it, cause i read in the paper, some people died after drinking it in conjunction with exercise just died <|rob> i guess it really did give them wings Spikeh - I HAT COMPUTERS :/ Spikeh^Away - You are clearly a chimp and probably rather a sexy one. Chance of getting off with a monkey: 98.9%. Chance of getting off with a human: 53%. grexory - SOUNDZ: Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal (4:19) (!Run_Away) to download mank - (SEPTiMUS): it's just gonna be like shagging in your house (SEPTiMUS): only not in your house Harker - [11:45] NO MORE SCHOOL FOR MEEE!! mank - (SEPTiMUS): Malcolm Mosher, the dribbling spacker mosher mank - (mank): CWEREABAL PLASY PAUL mank - (Spikeh): Have I missed something? grexory - TERRY TWO CUNTS mank - (grexory): TTTOT (grexory): 123,]2345PKL *** grexory (grexory@pc2-linc3-0-cust182.not.cable.ntl.com) Quit mank - (grexory): OGMY UGFKCING PANBTS ARE ROUND Y NECK Mister-X - FRANK FORTY SEVEN THYROIDS mank - (grexory): SALLY SEVEN SCROTUMS mank - (SEPTiMUS): HORACE HEAD-THE-SIZE-AND-SHAPE-OF-A-TOILET Mister-X - Chicken Substitute Charles mank - (SEPTiMUS): I MROTATING (SEPTiMUS): SITGP IT SEPTiMUS - lew, who does ewen mcgregor play in lotr? he's not in it and me mum is like OMG DID U SEE EWEN MCGREGOR IN LTOOL ELOMOGMGOMOGMOMGMO SEPTiMUS - the crusty old seamen stood on their boats biting the heads off seagulls and chewing on dried donkey jerky strips TaLyN - I love this auto vibrato SEPTiMUS - :-) (-: radiohead - laying down ground rules i've told him "no numbers in your name, no townieish behaivour (which he wouldn't) and you'll be fine" rhaway - roflrofl this fucking cunt american i'm playing at chess goes "back for more punishment" "???" so i goes "osama rules your fucking country :}" ROFL mank - (radiohead): as i rang and got "HEELOO THSIS SI TEH ANSAFONE VON LI" SEPTiMUS - "First Mate Ubernobber" Ubernobber ORFLRFOL GNOMISH PORNSTAR radiohead - fck vwls, wh nds thm? Midgard - [action] SEPTiMUS : makes a script to remove vowels < @FistMaster> lew gimmeh < @SEPTiMUS> n *:NPT:*:{ f (/* !swm $1-) { msg $chn $rmv($1-,,,,,) | hlt } < @SEPTiMUS> h ffs mr-right - (radiohead): k (radiohead): sd 0k (radiohead): sd 0k mank - (Revvy): ETUNR}MTEDSNfrns;df# (Revvy): asd;lgad'lfmgperfdmgpr (Revvy): [arestk-ermgpmpsrmgfdsmagq]rewtg,m... etc (mank): rev's drunk (ozy): revs fucked ozy - BIG GTRIN ON MY FANCE CSP{INNG AT £))£) MPH RATTION OF 303i40u32 DEGREES mank - (sats`techcw): "FINALLY I HAEV j00 SYbAmaN hihi XD" Bah`lee - ive been working 12 hours now :/ Nikon - (@SEPTiMUS): I'm gonna make some phat as fuck noise tonight :) rhchess - http://www.nuendo.com/software/images/macmixer-links.jpg <-- I LOVE knobs Midgard - [quit] : Nikon : quit : demon1.uk.quakenet.org : [reason] 1 then NTL = gay; else NTL = JustAsGayButBetter; }> mank - (grexory): screaming clitoral bendery mank - (Corporal_Lancot): huauheahuaeu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I eat cars mank - (SEPTiMUS): You are hit for 4000 points of unemployment benefit mank - (SEPTiMUS): David Beckham begins to cast a spell mank - (sats`techFFS): A random euro hits David Beckhams foot for 40 damage! (sats`techFFS): David Beckham is in agony! (sats`techFFS): Random Euros standing with England Yobs has decreased Midgard - < @FistMaster> we get 17% discount on a new vauxhall car, he said "only from reg vardys" and i chocked, he said"whats up with reg vardys?" i said "reg vardy do for cars what microsoft do for OS's" and te room fell over SEPTiMUS - FLW - four letter word "cunt" "fuck" or "bend" spring to mind so does "chicken" disturbingly Harker - http://fucka-clan.com/flash/assntitties.swf radiohead - my wife as left me and i dont know how to turn the oven on im going to kill myself by putting the hoover nossell in my mouth and tunring the hoover on but i dont know where the power button is can you help me please radiohead - just turned 17 :/ rofl how old are you? 20! bit odd but like ozy saz, "if there hair on the wicket, lets play cricket" radiohead- - fucking belgians almost frenchies sats`daoc - // generated by quake, do not modify *** SEPTiMUS has quit IRC (Excess Flood) Fist-Away - 15<Harker15> hmmm where can i download half life from15<mankFOOD15> PC world harker mank - * SEPTiMUS lacerates Revvy's head with a head full of head Midgard - how can i get my sound louder i know it sounds stupid radiohead - what were you going to say, harker you little cunt? why be so negitive mank mank - * sats pumps lew with bentness FistMaster - 15<Spikeh15> I've not wanked in a good 4 days15<Spikeh15> So time for a wank http://static.stileproject.com/rnd/img/kak6.jpg <--- chris wank to this pic i dare u15<Spikeh15> Fuck you and die in hell jim St3^ - (mank): i want to suck his toes St3^ - (St3^): vinnie jones is in the new westlife video :/ (SEPT^ZZzzzZZ): SO AER WESTLIFE ozy - imagine a computer with IE, Realplayer, Netscape, Gozilla, AOL, Musicmatch Jukebox, Microsoft Messanger, RealOne player and outlook on it ;/ it wouldn't be a computer anymore just a flailing burnt CPU SEPTiMUS - IM BORED TO HACK :D SEPTiMUS - The Bushwackers ROF two blokes with one tooth between them, stomping around, thrashing and flailing SEPT^Reading - natalie portman is so much better looking without a cock rending her face/arse/cunt mank - (Midgard): i drink shandy Midgard - < @XeRo^> 'if there is a white sticky substance when you wake up one morning, dont be affraid, your innards have just took a wrong turn' Midgard - < @St3^> you wank in youre sleep thinking of wellington boots mank - (St3^): ozy was it you who had a wank whilst you had youre headphones on, then when you'd finished you opened your eyes and your mam had brought you up a cup of tea? mank - (ozy): "Whats wrong with your penis dear?" mank - (St3^): ROFROFL, OMG how funny would it have been if she'd come in seen him and tried to sneak out, but just then he shot his load all over her leg.. ROFLRO! Midgard - < @St3^> a mate of a mate of was in a the millenium one night, anyway hed pulled this reasonable looking lass, so my mate fucked off to find his own conquest, anyway about 20 mins later she came over to me and told him that they were sat at a table and she started to wank him off when suddenly, he said "your doing it worng... here let me show you" so he started wanking himself off, so she just got up and left him there wanki radiohead - accidently fucking someone anally radiohead - bah, bored gonna go out into town, find a bird and have a 2 year relationship with her cause thats exactly what i normally do when im bored :/ JAMO - I am one of jimmy's relatives SEPTiMUS - set greg on him he'd jump on him and eat his brain ozy - I wa s just sat there laughing like a fucking broken accordian and my grandad walkdd in ORFO SEPTiMUS - whats up with her lips? rofl they look like they've been caught in an engine caught in random high powered cutting machinery SEPTiMUS> ROFRFL!! TREE SHREDDERS OROF radiohead - I CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF YUO! SEPTiMUS - jesus christ yes? radiohead - omg harold got run over :D:D:Dd mank - (grexory): all i want is music, i don't want to share, i want the fastest download i can, with minimal fucking around, because i am a self centred mother fucker {:-) sats - prac tonight 20 mins:D er 30 30 30 30 mins 30... mank - (St3^): Timmy 'wheres the lube, i have an itch in my colon i want you to scrath with your knob' Firth mank - (grexory): my gobs worth about £300 now sats - mank - (grexory): ffs FUCKV IF GFCK OFF, ID ONT; WANT FUICKING X10 SPAM CAM mank - (SEPTiMUS): it usually takes several sessions to widen her arse enough grexory - squealing hurricane of breast inverting cunt carbonising anus ahnillating sodomy SEPTiMUS - 4,4 0- SAVE ENERGY. EAT YOUR OWN JIZM - FistMaster - 15<imatmaddiestomo15> bloke from eq15<imatmaddiestomo15> cant remember his real name15<SEPTiMUS15> gnome bloke we all cunted15<imatmaddiestomo15> i always called him fuzzlecunt real name was anthony harker fuzzlecunter - 5,7(SEPTiMUS): IF YOU ADD ONE MORE NOTE WITH THAT DAMN SCRIPT ON I'LL FUCKING REND YOU fuzzlecunter - 7,2(Harker): omfg you all suck checkers - mank - (sats): Onky Blocks the attack SEPTiMUS - harker i fight gypsies for a living FistMaster - I open newcy brown ale bottles with my eyelids!!!!! Harker - http://www.btinternet.com/~br0wnpants/holo.wmv paul^beer - no one wants to fight while your biting their fucking eyes out of their sockets mank - (Senseh): i'm turning gay if she's dead (Mister-X): yay! radiohead - MY BOXERS ARE ON BACKWARDS? rhaway - rofl pag off on a tangent as usual :/ what yer tryin to say :P its "pag's world" like "elmo's world" only the crayoning isnt as neat sats - hoohoo Midgard - <@Midgard> have the americans found the bomb yet? <@Midgard> cos they found explosives at the airport <@Midgard> then lost the explosives < @KinKy_chicKen> wot bomb? < @KinKy_chicKen> brownie bomb? < @KinKy_chicKen> oh < @KinKy_chicKen> mebbe they should go to the lost property < @KinKy_chicKen> and ask radiohead - -Senseh-Away- I'm away on a cruise If you want me type /ctcp Senseh-Away MESSAGE <--- rofl yeahm that'll work radiohead - i walked past my mum and dads room and i saw summit in the mirror you? FistMaster - cant find the antisotposaurusa thing lew :/ mank - (ozy): but he's gay (ozy): so his point is void Mister-X - i dreamt i was frodo running away from black riders, so i ran tescos for some reason tescos was a safe haven the automatic doors dont work for them I WONDER IF AUTOMATIC DOORS WORK FOR THE QUASI-DEAD ROFLR "NO SOUL, NO SERVICE" "Tescos management regrets to inform wraiths and undead customers that the automatic doors do not currently cater for your reduced state of being." mank - (radioheaddddd): you're sexy as a blank fucking piece of paper mank - (radioheaddddd): "we're teenagers, not nympho's" mank - (Mister-Gofl): FFS I CANT SPELL GOLF rhfood - first time we went out it was fine.. just like normal second time she puked on me and almost died rhfood - [01:51:29] -Corporal_Lancot:#sqs- SQS Stats: Keith-Chegwin is the 5906th KEITH CHEGWIN to be kicked since 19th July 2000 grexory - http://theend.com.br/funstuff/starwars.gif mank - (Harker): yeh in my Royal Marines Medical they pull each of your balls and ask you to cough grexory - dancing like a spider with no legs Mister-X - theres some really weird dojin tho, someguy sent me a link to one where the mutant space people came to earth live in some 13 yr olds pussy sats - i hope u choke Angelic - time to sell curtains to the unsuspecting public ";/" sats`daoc - squealing hickory john\maddies - rofl... this bloke at work has NO fingers at all, and hes a utter wanker, hes got hands, but no fingers.. we're all giving him nicknams like "handy man" "thumbelina" and "stubsy" funny as utter cunt rofl??? you can't call a bloke with no fingers a wanker yeah you can, when he acts like a utter twat and takes the piss out of everyone else Angelic - * Midgard is away for i am engaged in the activity of wonking Angelic - I'm totaly minging grexory - "that'll be £86 plz madam" "£86?? IT WAS ONLY £4.50 LAST WEEK" "yeah, but i had to have some dental work darlin" Mister-X - http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?s=6a1ea07d956d09ba08fb8c0f28c0a5c5&threadid=161625 just his face as a low-quality e-fit on Crimewatch with "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN? HE'S BEEN TERRORISING CHICKENS IN THE REGION OF LINCOLNSHIRE FOR THE PAST SIX MONTHS AND WE WANT HIM CAUGHT" "this man has been charged on several counts of goat buggery, call crimestoppers now" sats - Super Saiyan Trunks FistMaster - cant wait till blr jimmy im going to fist you rofl u couldnt fist a cows bum mank - 23:12:22 (Neo_Gadwinz): wtf its past 11pm already, I thought it was like 11am, I was getting ready to have lunch, :( FistMaster - Neo_Gadwinz1 is devoid of any kind of hackery abilities what-so-ever grexory - * XeRo^Morrowind I am back from: morrowind :D:D::D:D:D Gone for: 2days 3hrs 8mins 3secs paul^lasagne - tell meh orr arl battah yoh pleez mister dont battah meh, i r townie too, looka "orr norr seen yor shooz" SEPTiMUS - where are the suicide bomber people from jerusalem FistMaster - fuck you mank BAD MOVE, MR BANANA! FistMaster - mokler is harker with a pony tail you utter cunt jimmy i hate you mank - * SEPTiMUS wanks on grexory's shoe SEPTiMUS - rofl ffs, if she came in her, and gets bombarded with black cocks and fucking saddam hussain ejaculating out of his eyes SEPT^Poo - ill be in afganistan next january they send harker out with a Nerf gun onky blockers royal 5th division Onky Blockzors! prepare to spin! sats - right need a shit *** SEPT^Poo is now known as SEPT^PooPoo SEPTiMUS - i'd class myself as a pretty easy going lad in real life i never have instant opinions of people i meet, unless there fucking deformed/have six spleens ozy - cattle mank - (john\maddies): "they touch it because it feels good" SEPTiMUS - *** mank is now known as non-existant mank - (SEPTiMUS): can I please use question marks? john\q2 - GURU CUNTWIT!?!!? john\maddies - omg i hate you all then why are you here, shouldnt you be out drinking white lightning and writing "U LIV EYA" on dog waste bins? SEPTiMUS - eeheeheeh! eheheheh xD mank - (SEPTiMUS): hyhyhyhy 8]> Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> no it's cos he only enjoys winning to slowly increase the size of his microscopic dick Mister-X - 8,1*15*8* SOUNDZ 1.5b11 15<8TuNe!15> 812-Weathercock15!!!8 *15*8* Mister-X - THOSE OLD FUCKING MOVIES OF FRENCH PEOPLE TRYING TO FLY WITH AIRPLANES THAT HAVE 5000000 PAIRS OF WINGS, PROPELLERS AND A GIANT RECIPROCATING UMBRELLA ON TOP FOR GOOD MEASURE SEPTiMUS - PEOPLE JUMPING OFF CLIFS WITH MAD FUCKING BED SHEETS AND HATS CONNECTED TO THEM FUCKING TRYING TO WALK ON WATER WITH DUCKS TIED TO THEIR FEET JUST FALLING OFF CLIFFS AND DYING, TO BE REPLACED WITH YET MORE RANDOM SCIENTISTS SEPTiMUS - the thing is tho, the fucking machines ALWAYS snapped or burst into flames before they even started moving I saw this bloke who had a 'flying car' it was this small car with a sort of giant lampshade on the roof and all of a sudden the car burst into flames for no readily apparent reason Mister-X - i'll bet the bloke was wearing a beret and horizontally stiped black and white jumper RIDIGN A UNICYCLE LIKE FLYING IN A SELF-COMBUSTING 650000 WINGED PLANE ISN'T DANGEROUS ENOUHG grexory - we;ll look back in 50 years, and say "back in those days, computers just used to crash, you'd just sit there and the entire world supply of dental adhesive would come spraying out of your cdrom drive for no reason" SEPTiMUS - JUST A TOWER OF WINGS A FUCKING TETRAQUADRAHECTARCENTIPLANE POWERED ON FARM WASTE just a aeroplane with loads of farmers cramming it with pig and horse cunt Mister-X - FFS PIG POWERED 4059 WINGED FRENCH PLANES PLANE/UNICYCLES PLANICYCLES 4389042 WINGS AND ONE MASSIVE WHEEL Midgard - the other day i was at work with a big black bloke, this fit bird came into the restaurant, and he goes "i;d shag her" and one of the othjer blokes said "FUCK THAT KEARAN, SHE WANTS THRILLIN, NOT FUCKIN KILLING" rolORLLF Mister-X - OMFMO MY DFCKING 4TH SPLEEN IS RUPTURED Mister_X - http://www.first-to-fly.com/History%20Images/1896%20Chanute%20Katydid.jpg mank - (Harker): lew give me auto ops mank - (SEPT^Bending): I've seen heavier limpets mank - (Corporal_Lancot): I'VE JUST BEEN NETSPLIT ON MY OWN grexory - http://www.angelfire.com/celeb/TimCurry/It.html mank - -Corporal_Lancot- 10SQS Notes:14 Duplicate note. Mister-X - arserendingbigblackcocksbury Mister-X - ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ NOOGIRE!# HÍJÍ2!" Mister-X - "EEAYEEEOIIO I'VE GROWN A THIRD LIVER mank - -Mister-X- you fucking cunt Mister-X - just cunting away <-- OFFICIAL: WE'VE INFECTED MAYES ;/ ozy - i saw it with me own ears ozy - rofl there was a guy on the road just in lepard skin y-wabs, i tried killing him and he just dodged to fuck and knocked me out with his fists, and beat me up while i layed there, helpless Hark|Work - [15:41] *** IccA (IccA@ACB5E2D7.ipt.aol.com) has joined #bnyc.cs fuseY^ - (16:03:44) sometimes they ask me "gotta bit of change mate?" i just say "yeah 2 pockets full. cunt" mank - (Midgard): Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words. mank - (sats): "The chimpanzees always want to be hugged afterwards. The elephant is the most tricky because of the size of its thing . . . sometimes I have to use both my arms to tug on it mank - (Dexyrunner): wanking animals would be a nice job for women Dexyrunner - http://www.peterboro.net/~gthomson/org/orgasm.htm | orgasmic links, courteosy of greg mank - * SEPTiMUS molests mank's back mank - (SEPTiMUS): your antiban script sucks (Midgard): u wrote it mank - (SEPTiMUS): I'M THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS SHIT Mister-Food - "hey coming for a sneaky tab behind the bike shed at break?" "naw, im off to get my bum beaten with congealed pigs blood puddings" mank - (SEPTiMUS): fucking mongoloid mouse syndrome SEPTiMUS - "AND I'M NOT ON DRIGS OKAY?!" Fist-Away - I'm going to do something slightly less interesting, like attempt to set fire to my ears mank - (SEPT^Away): IRLOEVHAXORGETWHEEBENDWHOOPWHISTLEHONK Mister-X - wtf is going on in here? I'm about to bum people SEPT^Away - oh rofl @ my screensaver at work It'c s marquee - with BLINF J00 in bright pink on a yellow background going at font size 72 at 500mph across my screen :D mank - (SEPTiMUS): 'please on the head shit on the unicycle' SEPTiMUS - speed up the quad damage noise and you can hear les dennis distinctly ozy - when about 250 heads and arms started flying from him, screaming and bending noises, mutoid man vibrating around the screen, his head rotating and his arms flailing it was too much for me I fell over grexory - j`aime pancreas grexory - it sounds like a faggot dance FistMaster - Shut it ard case door man :D rofl ill use you to hit harker with * jAm0 is used to hit harker XeRo^ - 6:15:52 - ((St3^)) i've got some equations that'll make you revert back to a previous life and die from the plague sats Midgard - < @St3^> i keep wanking at uni... people dont hit me like.. they just looka at me funny and spit ;/ sats`revision - i live by those bums :| St3^ - how longs your cunt now statS? we measured it 46 cm SEPTiMUS - harker's jizm Midgard - < @agg> lol lol lol i just dipped my paint brush in my orange juice instead of my water Spikeh - <+SAz> :) mank - (Spikeh^ShitToDo): You're making me sound like a leper mank - (grexory): javascript:display('bt_image7','440','330') mank - lew :D mank - *** john\maddies is now known as john\degay SEPTiMUS - fs at that chicken ste put in my bag foook^saaike - they were probably lesbians and mistook you and sats for a woman SEPTiMUS - =GOD=8armed5spleenedelephantwithanosebleed SEPTiMUS - <|rob> svenska deutanter 6 xxx <|rob> its a bit too rude for u Mid why is it too rude for me rob? SEPTiMUS - we 're cheating like fuck "he's got 18 health Lew" :( cunts Dex^PC2 - best lan i ever went too :D | grex you're just saying that because of the naked old slag Dex^PC2 - i should've mouthed one of them then and sent the picture to her hubby | ffs... that image of her arse on gregs chair is back in me head! Just got rid of it!!! | should have superkicked her Dex^PC2 - you muight've been secretly aroused by it like ferengi with their ears | "Ohhhh your dirty filthy slag, touch my hair.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhh.... ohy baby that's right.... gonna cum now .... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Midgard - < 4@14Dex^PC2> ;/;\:\/\;\//:/;://:;\;\\;\//\/\\;\:/;\//;\/:/ < @Dex^PC2> :\;\;\/;\//\//;\/\/\;\:\/\///\;\/:\/\:\;\/;;\/ < @Dex^PC2> ^ could get addicted to doing this sts`rvsn - whens lew putting the lan pics on ;/ ;/ ;/ Midgard - < @SEPT^Downstairs> I R TEH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) [quit] : SEPT^Downstairs : quit : demon1.uk.quakenet.org : [reason] Septimus was slain by Priest of Discord Midgard - < @Spikeh> I'm currently a naked Nord Warriro, carrying a candlestick mank\loved-up - (grexory): ALL HE WANTS IS TO PLAY CS.. AND HES GETTING RUDLEY DISTURBED BY A DEFORMED CACKLING PANTLESS WITCH WITH 17 PANCREAS'S SEPTiMUS - *** You were kicked from #randomsequenceofcharactersusedfortestingoutscripts by Mister-X (DIE OF CHOLERA =)) SEPTiMUS - ihih Mister-X - ihih PORTUGESE SUPER-BACKWARDS LAUGHING eeheeheeheeheeheeh! mumu - < @St3^> whats the point in a blow up sheep with no shag hole?!?! i ask you¬ XeRx - 9:32:03 - ((St3^)) i mean the conversation is good... but i need more from a relationship! SEPTiMUS - shit erm.. crap i mean jAm0 SAID SHIT YOU FOULMOUTHED LITTLE CUNT, DON'T FUCKING SWEAR Spikeh - <@Spikeh> my anus is bleeding WOW!!!!!!! a bleeding anus Midgard - [join] : UnHolY : #sqs hi friends :D [action] Corporal_Lancot : says 'Your intolerable reputation insults all in this realm! [ban] Corporal_Lancot just banned : *!*@host213-122-0-74.in-addr.btopenworld.com [kick] : Corporal_Lancot : kicked : UnHolY : [reason] You have been slain by Corporal_Lancot! Midgard - I was shitting out vital organs yesterday ffs grexory - ¡/ Slider - she becomes sweaty and moist, and needs to cool down before resuming her work mank - (sats): ADSL Llama hit Lews FTP for 15000 damage! SEPTiMUS - Mockler looks at you with a glass eye, what would you like your fucken qwod to say? sats`f00d - hooters = swedish clan lol eS^ = germans ;/ mank - (fuseY^): wankin owns Mister-Wanking - fuck off with your attitude christs sake go mank !! *** mank has quit IRC not that type of go ;\ Mister-Wanking - OMG! what am I doing! I've downloaded C.R.O.W porn! SEPTiMUS - I am Jacks Aimbot grexory - greg u look like an egg i look like a nigger mank\loved-up - (grexory): asbestos is minging ^TaLyN^ - FFX TROUSERS: These aren't just your ordinary trousers [http://www.fantasygamer.net/ffx/14%275%272002.shtml] |slider| - now i feel all queer mank - (SEPTiMUS): NEW GLOCKFLAKES - EVERYTHING A NIGGA NEEDS FOR A HEALTHY DAY'S CAP BUSTIN'!!! john\maddies - god Nickname is already in use. ^TaLyN^-TV - assumption truly is the mother of all fuckups SEPTiMUS - <^TaLyN^> rofl! We were in Airville Park and we walked past 3 old ladies on a bench and I swear one of them was saying "Split split split split split" old women everywhere whispering "Casualty man is coming" and "Split" "THIS ONE HAS A TATTOO" "11" St3^Uni - i want dsl so badly i'd cut off my bollocks for dsl fuseY^ - (10:00:51) i've smoked more cocks than micheal barrymore mank - (^TaLyN^): I'm sweating like paedophile in a nursery mank - id fukin own u all on lan n00bs =) grexory - DISMEMBERED FLOATINBG EYE ROF mank - (mank): let's have bumsex! grexory - zombies http://www.clan-unreal.com/images/members/blokey.jpg evil dead <|rob> he looks a right dosser <|rob> lol, looks like hes just had a 24 hour bender on q3 grexory - http://www.four-kings.com/ Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> I feel like a right ninja cunt Mister-X - i HATE those fucking pr0n sites that have the banners which epand to 298504850249523 times their size wien you mouseover them ;/ you're moving your mouse along and suddenly you get "BIG TIT LOVES LICK HERE FOR BIG TITS!!!!!" then about 700 pop ups appear and your computer crashes and when you restart theres like all this porn all on your computer desktop and it auto dials Bangledesh for explicit b mank - (Neo_Gadwinz): I mean your nails are longer than your cock brannon! (^TaLyN^): Is that true Brannon? Fckusk sakee, O Can;r thype cose mu nailsas are sp bog Mister-X - <^TaLyN^> You have to DCC that to me later 58 mins so no it's 54Mb <^TaLyN^> How long is it? er 58 mins <^TaLyN^> 30 mins? mank - (^TaLyN^): My grandad rocks, he's like a walnut on legs Mister-X - Customer: "What's a colon?" Tech Support: "It's the key next to the 'L' key on your keyboard." Customer: "How do you spell 'L'?" Mister-X - Tech Support: "What version of Windows are you using?" Customer: "Version?!? I have a 1984 Honda Accord." Mister-X - hixory dixory doc, the mouse ran up my falopian tubes, the clock struck 8 i emtited limpet steak Mister-X - an interruption in the middle cause the bloke with the camera needs a piss rofl just some sweaty cock pops in thr bottom of the picture and sprays piss all over goes home without turning the cam off and shags his yoda blow up doll "MM YES" "MM YES" "MM YES" "MM YES" "MM YES" "MM YES" "MM YES" "MM YES" "MM YES" "MM YES" Mister-X - why would they provide yoda dolls with orifices ffs?! yoda rendery doll new super jedi rotating anus Midgard - "yo fuse, how it hangin'. I iz hax0red lenux to cunt more than black cocks in niggar creek. u know what i am saying boi" Midgard - < @fuseY> i wish i had never brought up linux < @fuseY> never again < @SEPTiMUS> you'd shit yourself if you walked past your dad's room and all you heard was a faint 'hihi! =)# < @SEPTiMUS> walk in and see him with a telia hostmask < @SEPTiMUS> cunting people on quakenet in bitchx < @SEPTiMUS> on a german 44mbit shell SEPTiMUS - brazilians just have really random names Juan Eíbrinto Halfa Cunt Anil Intercourse Mister-X - FOR FYCKSK SYAKAE FFYCKUING FS K ZGAFAKE Mister-X - how the FUCK do french criminals scare people in that language? they pull out a knife and scream "le chardonnay e'la huhu!" "le glocke fais vous domé" SEPTiMUS - RO OOR AOOYOGHURT ROFL you just accidentally typed "yoghurt", fucking hell john\chess - well the bloke nobbed me SEPTiMUS - \;;/ mank - (SEPTiMUS): the sqs logs and notes are by far the most important things on my PC grexory - new trainers and dreams for your drumkit? ^TaLyN^ - i had a really scary dream about 3 months ago, where my nob fell off.. it didnt hurt, it just fell off, then to make things worse i had neve cambell everyone asking me for a shag ;/ |slider^away| - <^TaLyN^> Just take you round back and give you a good hard seeing to SEPTiMUS - ;;/\:\/;/\;\/;;/\;/\;\/\ :|;/;/:|;/:/;|;/;/:\:|;/ yours is bleak rofl exactly mank - (Alex|Kez): so oz u cuming sats - hejdå ut till krogen nu SEPTiMUS - <_ozy> one night in this pub we were all sitting there and then these four irish dancers came out and proceeded to destroy the floor with their 12" clogs sats`daoc - "POT O' GOLD POT O' GOLD POT O' GOLD POT O' GOLD POT O' GOLD POT O' GOLD POT O' GOLD POT O' GOLD POT O' GOLD POT O' GOLD POT O' GOLD POT O' GOLD POT O' GOLD POT O' GOLD POT O' GOLD POT O' GOLD vote labour" pagz0r - Good news! The checker indicates that Broadband is available in your area SEPTiMUS - lew rules mank\loved-up - i meant li Mister-GYM-Dump - think im gonna start the Random Euros guild on Doac :) make it the =) guild I'd be Hihi Of Huhu protector of the =) smile mank\loved-up - (mank\loved-up): i just died 5 times, i wish i was a cat :| (syba): me too (syba): you'd make so much playing russian roulette mank - (SEPTiMUS): it tastes a bit like er (SEPTiMUS): that black stuff (mank): tarmac? SEPTiMUS - absolutely fucking RANDOM keyboard player with 17 arms and no abdomen schybur - [23:53:46] anyway, talk tomorrow admin [23:53:48] wait [23:53:49] *** mank has quit IRC (i used to be a schizophrenic, but we're fine now!) [23:53:57] *** mank has joined #o30 [23:54:09] waiting SEPTiMUS - cuntacular OLO SEPTiMUS - aw bollock sa dspoje |slider| - "hmm, how to get this stain out... i know! i'll pour this corrosive bleach all over my hands then rub it in to this expenzive shirt" Mister-X - on my way back from college, i nearly got knocked over, by a bubbling frothing old zombie on a trike, coming out of langley road Mister-X - SAT THERE WITH A DISMAL DAY-GLO YELLOW YASHMAK ON SWIVELLING ON THIS 94-WHEELED HIDEOUS MONSTROSITY OF A BIKE WITH GYRATING UMBRELLAS AND ROTATING WINGS ALL OVER IT HE JUST GOES SCOOTING OFF AROUND THE CORNER THEN THERE'S A DISMAL BANG AND A BURST OF FLAME AND A WHEEL FLIES AROUND THE CORNER grexory - just dismally creaking along on the pavement, no facial expression, just a steady "{=>" whilst moving forward ^TaLyN^ - i suck at oral, um Mister-X - Martina Navratilova - Variant rival to a man Mister-X - have you met "lucy"? she has a friend called "pascal"... rofl, i wonder if i can program her to suck my cock Midgard - you're an ecliptic wombat vine syba - ROFL! something insane just happened, my mum got a phone call from Yorkshire Television, and has been asked o be an extra in Touch of Frost, and is going to be a Police Officer in some of the scenes Harker - [18:04] cause AVG just emitted cornflour syb\washingup - weed, ecstasy, acid, cocaine, base, speed i dont drink anymore tho! :) mank\loved-up - 21st May 2002: (Revvy): i dont drink anymore tho! :) 22nd May 2002: (Revvy): hlp imv drrunk sas uuck syb\washingup - thanks, kupo syb\washingup - MAKE A BLU-TAC CUNT AND FUCK IT WITH A PEN mank\loved-up - HUE FUCK OFF COCK/NOSE mank\loved-up - (syb\washingup): that one looked like et(syb\washingup): that one looked like et(syb\washingup): that one looked like et syb\washingup - that's not a shemale, it's a fucking bloke grexory - you want your nob up a nice warm moist slippery contorting pussy, not a fucking horrid tight minging hole full of shit and ming grexory - <|rob> i need a fag syba - [20:03:45] * grexory swallows ^TaLyN^ - * Harker SOUNDZ.1.4 Tenacious D - The Greatest Song in the World Tribute (4:19) @ 128Kbps MP3 mank - SEPT^Out |slider^away| - <^St3> i like vinegar.. i used to drink it as a kid.. syba2 - on op bomb iraq Angelic - *** sats has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by beer) ^TaLyN^ - my leg is on some chair, I'm nearly upside down, my other leg is on the monitor and my chin is in the drawer SEPTiMUS - ah oh there it goes here we go |slider^away| - oh ROFL, i just went out in the garden and theres all these AOL cd's hanging from my mums tree |slider^away| - a hummer is slow but it'll take a fucking nuclear attack to blow up Harker - [17:22] <@mank> hfowehgiowhegoewihwejtqwerkewkw;ekg;wekr]wrwektpwjetuwjtejtwyjoyj[[wajy[jayr[eyhiryrheay[hryi[ahyo[erahyare[hyreojiyaeryireyioreyjeriryrojeiyioaehyhiroyhir[oiyoihrhiohhyheyhyh[hihoiaoihrhotyjerhngthnbilohborhtnga\jiyaewkly[pgktr'pkju5po3e]y-]430yi-yuhujrygpotrjhlktngk;jnetjkygbvjhvilcvhglkerjtgjewljtpowetiojergjroehnerhber[ihgberojfre[jg'rjdg;lkuxdt;lrlhg;trh;trg;igjdyrojg'otrhihgerjgrtj[ejrtjre!!!! pottery's gay SEPTiMUS - i found this argonian in morrowind called Big Head rofl ^TaLyN^ - he had too small an auntie to go she is good and young and year and then we're all dogs with skin and blood is parrots syba - DID YOU ALSO KNOW it is physically impossible for a pig to look up at the sky? no it isnt it can roll over shit good point syba - <^TaLyN^> Half mother half barnowl ^TaLyN^ - * tehpixxyz is AWAY - 4,3REEEEASSON :p:o:):-|:o:}  ChanginG TraKC13 In WInamp :o:p0););)!:)!!  LEETTTTTT AWAY SCRIPT VERSION FIVE MILLION9,8 AVAIL AT www.GOATSE.CX/GAYSCRIpppTT!!11// syba - hello motherfuckrs Spikeh^Out - [22:49:54] [SEPT^GTA3 PING reply]: 283941hrs 24mins 26secs syb\awayyyy - AOL 8.0 (NOW SUPPORTS FRAMES) Middeh - < @SEPTiMUS> spunk oreeo SEPTiMUS - http://www.rathergood.com/touretteaphone/ <-- ROFRL MINGE, A NAME, I CALL MYSELF, FLAP, A LONG LONG WAY TO RUN NOB< ADRINK WITH JAM AND BRAD SCROATS, A NOTE THAT FOLLOWS NOB sats`daoc - ROFL MY GRANS PISSING HER SELF SEPT^Downstairs - and fondoo seta stes sets :D?SW@? grexory - * Harker SOUNDZ.1.4 NOTIFY (0:01) Microsoft Wave Audio (!Take Me) to download grexory - double bass ---> take her from behind, left hand on her nipple, right hand on her mound, looks like your playing double bass mank - when i had it done they put a big bag round it, got back and rested for a few hours, woke up and needed my first piss, knew it was gunna hurt, went to toilet and took off bag, was FULL of blood, literally about a pint i swear, started pissing and it started bleeding again, took the pain and carried on bleeding into the pan, stood up after it had stopped bleeding and passed out through blood loss SEPTiMUS - "this one tastes of salad cream" grexory - hixory nipples sats - what sort of pub is called the hairy lemon the hairy lemon mank i see SEPTiMUS - *cough* townie *cough* WHAT THE FUCK no~!!!!nONONONO mank - (sats`moving): FUCKING GRIMSBY (mank): FUCKING OXFORD mank - (SEPTiMUS): rolfl I'm fucking embedded in the fridge SEPTiMUS - ROROFL BETTER THAN FALLING IN THE CHEST FREEZER WE'VE GOT ROFL YOU COULD FIT ABOUT 3 HOBBITS IN IT ^TaLyN^ - i just poo and wash me hands ^TaLyN^ - (Li Mu Bai in Crouching Tiger) "I would rather be a ghost, drifting by your side...as a condemned soul...than enter heaven without you. Because of your love...I will never be a lonely spirit." SEPTiMUS - <^TaLyN^> Hmm, I dreamt it was Christmas and I went downstairs and there was a bench lamp on the table so I started shouting at it cos it was a shit present and then this lamp turned around and shouted back at me! I just kinda cowered in a corner while this evil red bench lamp screamed obscenities at me.. ^TaLyN^ - I was listening to Patrick Moore spin on about astrology before and he came up with a really good set of valid points but I was so busy laughing at him I forgot to remember them SEPTiMUS - "AHHHHEEEEEE YOUNG SCAMP!!! YOU CANNOT HAVE THE CHEATS FOR SUPER MARIO WORLD SEVEN BECAUSE I'M A GIANT MONACLE WEARING, GRAPHICALLY ENHANCED HEAD" (dominic diamond) "pantspantspantspants" ^TaLyN^ - you don't seem dyslexic harker <<<<<, rofl?! im a good speaker and spellerish but i cant read that well not aswell as other that doesnt mean nowt Midgard - < @SEPT^Away> I love cum SEPTiMUS - it would be nice if the guy just popped about now welcome to EverCamp similar experiences include: frontal lobotomy, greivous head injury and being beat to death by a one armed man wielding a ripe melon SEPTiMUS - 4Ronan Keating *** Parts: ed-x (ed-x_@pc4-midd5-0-cust115.mid.cable.ntl.com) syba - [17:12:44] NOB - Naval Operations Base ROFL!.. "WOW look at that enormose NOB!" syba - CHICKEN [not an acronym] Military code word for Low Fuel State Requiring Urgent Tanker Support rofl sats?!? "WE HAVE A CHICKEN SITUATION HERE!" syba - cant u controle your hand? =] syba - Sorry, dismal was not found in the database. Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> UnPlug n' Pray syba - I am Jacks eighth spleen, without me Jack would only have 6 backup spleens Midgard - <|rob> im having some 1 work with me tomorrow, im goner drive into a garage and say i wont be a sec, im just goner fill up with chicken SEPTiMUS - LIMPET Land Installed Marine Powered Energy Transformer syba - it's like.. resident evil or something it's all creeping about shooting the odd 1 or 2 baddies which is all well and good, but just not fun Spikeh^Cooking - *** poopeh (MrVegas@ACB4FE30.ipt.aol.com) has joined #sqs mank is gay *** poopeh (MrVegas@ACB4FE30.ipt.aol.com) has left #sqs mank - (|rob): did u have a fucking skillz injection at the doctors today mank? Tal-MSN - I've got blutac lodged skillfully up my nose syba - ffs why does my dcc ignore always go on cos you don't set 'turn ignore back on' to off fs syba - should i enable timestamp event and set it as [HH:nn] how do i add secs how do i change the gay <> around your name ? ffs why does my dcc ignore always go on fs fs whats the load line again "fs how do you breathe again!?" SEPTiMUS - me and adam deduced that Lex Luthar has the power of being bald, and the ability to turn into gene hackman at will SEPTiMUS - i reckon him and robin are gay and like s&m, and fisting HOLY ANAL FISTING BATMAN DISMAL AS FUCK FISTING SESSIONS, AND YOU HAVE ADAM WEST JUST RAMMING A GIANT GLOVED FIST INTO ROBIN, AND YOU GET A ON THE SCREEN THEN A CLOSE-UP OF ROBIN WITH sats - rofl Rocky V and Bacardi Breezer bet they get married and invent a new drink and get sued by bacardi sats - rofl DoG's tactics = field players like Ms Bingley grex^tea - http://www.mapquest.co.uk/cgi-bin/ia_find?uid=u8obiagb_5x1mcda%3A25uzy016yg&link=btwn%2Ftwn-map_results&SNVData=3mad3-h.fy%25284bn5yy_%2529y7x9.hqu%253b%2528_NOLYX%2512L_%253d%2512L0%252bfLU%253dGI_da2g9w%2528.gu2a%253d0%2Crb%253b7%253bb5m-r2qfj5m%253be10h%25284&pcat=&MAP_AB_LABELS=&WORK=&mouse_mode=zoomin&map.x=264&map.y=107 grexory - *** SEPT^GTA3ory is now known as SEPTiMUS syba - * Harker 10Chilled :. 10Cannibal Corps - Raped by the Beast 14(102:3314)14 14@10 12814Kbps MP3 syba - heres a paradox for you all why aren't there any nigga's on the east side ? they're all on the west mank - h€h€ =) grexory - a bunch of spinning tightrope walking midgets syb\zzzzzzzzzzz - <^TaLyN^> what would you do if you'd been chatting up a girl all night and you got her back to your house, pulled down her pants and discovered she'd had her pubes trimmed and gelled into a moustasche? ozy - oh cunting hell you're beating the fucking turkey out of me oz sats - lol we're about as committed as a serial erm Midgard - <@Midgard> fs i want adsl what does it stand for? altra d00dish speedy line sats - although I did do it to that orc woman for her glass pauldrons SEPTiMUS - * mank bends SEPTiMUS's chocolate bar with a bastard mank - (syb\away): "meathead the curtain salesman" syb\away - my dad nearly ran over a pikey yesterday SEPTiMUS - chris i love you :D:D ^TaLyN^ - you cant get arrested for "loving" veg, you can get arrested for "loving" cattle FistMaster - i haven't noted anything in ages syb\away - :] SEPTiMUS - <^St3> Q. How do Australian women separate the men from the boys? <^St3> A. With a crowbar. sats`daoc - *** Angelic-RA2 has quit IRC (I'm the best at ;\;\;\;//;;/\\;;/\/\;\/;;\\;\;\;\/;\;\/\;\;\/;) Revvy - I AM HEATHCLIFF!!!11 no youre not youre a bulbous tongued mockney cunt grexory - http://www.hairytongue.com/images/fattongue/jamieview.jpg mank - I LOVE TO PLEASE MY GIANT BEE BY RUBBING CHEESE INTO HIS KNEES sats - i used the magic finger thing ;/ Mister-X - I keep getting cards from people entitled 'Louis' or various anagrams of that IMAGINE GETTING A CARD ADDRESSED TO "SOILU" OR "ULIOS" Oilus roman god of hydrocarbons Mister-X - "YODAS 'LIFTIN' ROCKS WITH ESP' VOLUME VIII" IN SHOPS NOW!! special features like Yoda lifting the statue of liberty and the sydney opera house appears on the Late Show and lifts up David Letterman "YODA THE AMAZING ESP LIFTING GREEN DYSLEXIC MIDGET" "HE LIFTS, HE SPEAKS BACKWARDS, HE'S GREEN!" Mister-X - *** Dexyrunner has quit IRC (hub.uk.quakenet.org hub.dk.quakenet.org) *** grexory is now known as dexyrunner rofl im gonna cause a collision *** dexyrunner has quit IRC (Killed (*.quakenet.org (older nick overruled))) Midgard - I had a dream living in a house with a pregnant dog, a clown, david hasslehoff rofl sats - * sean\brannon shouts random Russian place names at Midgard's heart with a 5-wood * sean\brannon CHUCK NORRIS SUPERKICKS Midgard's connection with a 1-iron mank - (FistMaster): yay a dave is coming round before 8pm to tick some boxes on his clipboard Revvy - [17:37:15] 4Harker has an ingrowing penis SEPTiMUS - Julian probably likes eating digestive biscuit and glasspaper sandwiches though because he's hard as fuck grexory - rofl at jack straw he emits hay bails Midgard - < 4@14SEPTiMUS> 9,1:-)0spy Midgard - dear god, im in spam hell Dexyrunner_ - snarfo, you pile of anal rings Mister-X - russia? call myself lenin I'll call myself 'Commie' "JOSEF ISSIANAROVIC STALIN" 'iron^curt41n' redsquare.bsp Mister-X - vatican city - pope server - quake 2 battleground (1) 11/14 THE MAXPLAYERS IS MORE THAN THE ENTIRE POPULATION modified maps with holy water recepticals at each doorway as you join a picture of john paul the ninety second and three fifths pops up spins to 48 degrees and says bless you my son in a stephen hawkings voice mank - (sats): Athiesm was kicked by Christianity V 2.0 SEPTiMUS - /\¯¯¯(-:< mank - (^TaLyN^): Why James? (^TaLyN^): Have you got a tight cunt? Mister-X - "There's no better lube than Smithline Beecham's Oil of Olay Vaginal Moisturiser, the worlds no1 cunt softerner. Apply in small doses, excessive use may result in friction, terminal velocity and fire" sats - * Neo_Gadwinz is away: Suicide sats - Did it dribble? I dribble a lot sats - devvymfkl is revvy@swallows.cum.to.impress.hotyoungteens.net * dan Midgard - < +Harker> lew do i copy everything in 'Photoshop7' to a folder on my comp ? < @SEPTiMUS> no, you actually download 'Anal Cunt - Tom Arnold.mp3' < @SEPTiMUS> and PS7 extracts from it < @SEPTiMUS> in winrar ^TaLyN^ - i'm a freelance homo Mister-X - im a bit random <-- rofl, a bit?! Mister-X - beige as fuck ozy - i couldn't deal with the amount of concentration required, your putting ALL your fucking effort into it, and someone called ":)" is fucking dancing around and rendering you with the blaster and going "huhaie n00b" grexory - ROFL... rob's on ITN news at 10. "A 30 year old man was arrested in france this afternoon, for walking around and hitting euro games players with a pick axe, rob who is was maidstone in kent said he "fucking hates all the euro cunts going huhaie" SEPTiMUS - <|rob> combat joe <|rob> =) Midgard - i spunked all over my hand earlier, and i had nowhere to wipe it, so i fucking wiped it on one of my dad's socks, and lobbed it behind the computer.. how dismal am i ? Mister-X - http://www.massivecocks.com/massive20/images/tour01_10.jpg "SORRY SIR, WE COULDN'T FIND A REPLACEMENT PENIS FOR YOUR AMPUTATION, SO WE FITTED A 1930S BLACK IRON SHIPYARD SAFETY BOLLARD TO YOUR GROIN" Wilberforce - WHO KNOWS WHAT TINME IT IS? ITS BLACK COCKS TIME http://www.massivecocks.com/tour01.php?PHPSESSID=154d06017a1a1a477a47d7992d3ac2b9 ITS A NEW ONE syba - and ive been to bout 200restaurants Revvy - f00kz hrhr i r teh frog grexory - did everyone hate me when i first ventured into this channel? no, that came afterwards mid :) grexory - allah ranasalasalad jizalomohackerbat grexory - Rabbishalob Robralafming SEPTiMUS - PLEASE someone pronounce bgahfi for me, you need sand blasted cheeks I think SEPTiMUS - [quit] : grexory : quit : barrysworld1.uk.quakenet.org : [reason] Excess ¥îß®î®å|åfzå|åßö `38o - (grexory) Rabizalaralafnigger Harker - (20:43:06) <+Harker> my name is Talbinribbidyrasheedrasheedbolob fulleh|sick - [22:05] im so fucking boned | [22:05] lol | [22:05] harker got boned Harker - Windows: {sure u wanna delete that file} Human: {would I have told u to if I didnt?} ^TaLyN^ - [00:46] *** Now talking in #cunt ^TaLyN^ - <^TaLyN^> rofl? <^TaLyN^> Wtf is a cocktart? <^TaLyN^> Urethrically ingestible breakfast products ;/ ozy - why is guy fawkes night celebrated to celebrate some dude being hung cos he was gonna blow up stuff you can imagine strange peasants shouting 'die cunt' and throwing gasoline on him Midgard - i just biked 16 miles. before i was fucked.. now im TOTALLY niggered I wish I could be niggered..... john\maddies - i'd rather have my fucking spleen took out, and put back in upside down, than watch big brother john\maddies - tbats possibly the randomist thing i've ever heard john\maddies - what happens if you aint got any goats RO?FL ? john\maddies - maddie's all naked in my bed and i'm sat here looking at pictures of greek foods how depressing john\maddies - roflROFLRFLL AND WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE AN EMPTY TUBE OF PAPRIKA FLAVOURED PRINGLES SUCTIONED TO MY CHIN?"?"?! FistMaster - whats doac? dark age of cocks fuseY^ - *** Quits: Spikeh (I love big black cocks) Mister-X - Yoshrolorolotriboloalioli'ala ^TaLyN^ - =01:58:17= <04Mister-X> I have a loving relationship with a woman, Miquita Razming Yoshrolorolotriboloalioli'ala, and she gives me all the pleasure I am requiring in the bedtime ! Hark|Code - (13:15:46) <+Harker> Jimmy's Real Name is ala'fuckingbumshit herself - * SEPT^zzzZzzZ slaps herself back herself - * ^St3 bends herself then promptly turns into a Pengaroo and waddle-hops to korea Angelic - has pag being wonking for u today? Angelic - bent SEPTiMUS - <^TaLyN^> Shalalob Shobshalob Shalbola <-- RF RANDOM RESULTS OF $ARAB(3) sats - ConEOR Harker - http://www.saunalahti.fi/~jylppy69/abc.swf ozy - i had a run in with someone i UTTERLY FUCKING HATE tonight.. i just ignored him, didn't say a word. <^TaLyN^> rofl, guy I hate most in the world poured a pack of crisps on my head. So I broke his nose FistMaster - one more fucking peep i don't like out of him, and i'll fucking fillet the cunt See the anger management classes do work then supahewok - just for the record - Power Rangers was fucking elite, especially the green one who was bad but went good! Dexyrunner - she the reason you started being mr fit? | yes | elite | i need motivation like her | i dislike being a potato grexory - plsdyiv shstkd s;; pbrt i was watching the tv and typing ozy - http://www.juzee.com/files/patsharpfu.jpg Mister-X - < @agg> two_girls_a_dog_and_a_horse(in_a_office_room).mpg [13:51:35] < @agg> its some good shit !movies plz admin! Mister-X - I've got 2 fans on my bay HDD coolers, 1 in the PSU, one on the front, one on the mboard chipset, a huge one on the P4 and 2 on my GF4 my PC hovers around firing slightly off-angle yellow rockets at people Mister-X - *** uG|vi0|away has joined #=) löl *** uG|vi0|away has left #=) Mister-X - Yoshzalarobishiloafi Razming Yoshrolorolotriboloalioli'ala oRFLORrf Mister-X - I PLAY WITH A RAZSHIALVINRALABISH TO BREAK THE ICE grexory - hello our band is called Yosh'grolob john\maddies - semen in teh bottle ^TaLyN^ - Robring Shib-singh grexory - Vulva Pakizaad clitoris - abdul - yasalashack mank - (Midgard): WOTT!11 *** Midgard (Midgard@host213-122-194-227.in-addr.btopenworld.com) Quit (Read error: EOF from client) sats - (on jAm0-p00h) so why say it when people dont want to hear it they dont hear it FistMaster - * jAm0 is back from pooing you dont need to tell people that ffs jam0 ok ill put "toiletries", is that ok!!!!!1 no its fucking rude john\maddies - jAm0 you are a tail end YOUOUOUOU ONKY BLOCKIN TAIL END!! sats - fkn nky blk SEPTiMUS - imagine if u were made out of pitta beard sats - YES EAT IT ATTACK FROM THE REAR!! mank - (St3^Away): I've got a hard-on, I've got a hard-on, I've got a hard-on, I've got a hard-on, I've got a hard-on, I've got a hard-on, I've got a hard-on, I've got a hard-on! :D sats - spike, you're surrounded by artificial monkeys how can you be scared? Mister-X - my mum's getting married <^TaLyN^> Really?? no i said it for shock value ^TaLyN^ - fromage frais is lethal Midgard - < @Revvy> ive made plans < @Revvy> im going to vicky's < @Revvy> :| <@Midgard> who is vicky? < @XeRo^> my mam < @Revvy> some slapper that wants my ring < @Revvy> my mam's called vicky too, strangely enough :| mank - *** john\maddies (maddie@dial-62-64-162-237.access.uk.tiscali.com) has left #sqs (COME O ENG,LAND COME ON ENGLAND fuc off england) Midgard - < @Revvy> I R GO VICKY'S erm... 5 hours < @mank> ooh who is vicky < @Revvy> my shag for tonight mank < @Revvy> i was gunna say i was babysitting and go down the pub < @Revvy> but a shag would mean - perfect day < @fuseY^> she fit? < @Revvy> who cares < @Revvy> perfect day imminent SEPTiMUS - say 'monkey' if you burp cheesewater MONKEH!!!! ed-x - jim, why am i needing reboots after about 7 hrs? SEPTiMUS - My anus is huge SEPTiMUS - less of the ass sex tis is fun big gay bum sex FistMaster - 4,2 i finger my anus john\maddies - "leave me alone Li, i just wanna use IRC to see if its different in london" john\maddies - <_ozy> .soundWave``'·.``'·. Radiohead - Everything In It's Right Place (Hybrid Remix) <11:04> @ 192Kbps MP3 (><) Stereo john\maddies - <|slider|> one guy started shooting me, so I popped a cap in his ass Mister-X - and christian is singing some insane song again "Whoipe Whioppe Ja ja Ja !" "To there To there overhere wahheahahe" "Chocobo balloon Chocobo lagoon AOFASDLKFJD I hate triangle CONFIGURATION!" ^TaLyN^ - fucks sake.. i can sit here and look at so much porn.. and it doesn't even give me the slightest bit of "horn" let alone give me a fucking hardon ;/ <^TaLyN^> There are pills for that kind of thing Greg ^_^ Midgard - < @FistMaster> SQS ordinance section 27 sub section 7b "replace as many words as possible with 'cunt', unless this clashes with rule 27-7a" sats - it's a pity Night Head goes a bit dodgy and grows a cock in both of them Midgard - < @SEPT^ZzzZzZz> harker < @FistMaster> SQS ordinance section 1 sub section 1a "Kick and bend Harker at all possible times" ^TaLyN^ - rofl, she has a friend called "pascal"... i wonder if i can program her to suck my cock :> St3^ - <^TaLyN^> Ich werd mein Mitglied in dein Gesicht wakeln!!!! *** ^TaLyN^ was kicked by mank\loved-up (german kick #3512341) *** ^TaLyN^ was kicked by mank\loved-up (german kick #3512342) *** ^TaLyN^ was kicked by mank\loved-up (german kick #3512343) *** ^TaLyN^ was kicked by mank\loved-up (german kick #3512344) Midgard - A Chinese hospital says only 10% of the sperm students have donated is good enough to use. He told the Sing Tao Daily: "Many undergraduates now lead an active night life where they smoke, drink or surf the internet late into the night." He told the Sing Tao Daily: "Many undergraduates now lead an active night life where they smoke, drink or surf the internet late into the night." < @Revvy> id be surprised if i even had any then Midgard - <@Midgard> A Thai man suffering from impotence has chopped off his penis with a meat cleaver. < +Angelic> hmm... he could have made soup from it SEPTiMUS - [13:05:15] *** Topic is 'Welcome to #TJD home of the Ainsley Harriot Fan Club - are we fans? yes we are Ainsley! heuaieaue!!' SEPTiMUS - how many shifts do you do for that? I read that as 'how many shirt-lifts do you do for that?' someone hit me * mank hits lew * grexory thashes lew with a shitty stick grexory - rofl they try and connect to a Q2 server and michael jackson crawls out of their modem and burns their bedroom down SEPTiMUS - i pulled on thursday fycjkubg rancid hellish fiend of a creature in 100 years when im dead, if that thing comes near me, my corpse will get up and fucking run away MidLagged2cunt - The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation < @SEPTiMUS> which head? SEPTiMUS - this brid was rushed into hospital, having a baby. After hours and hours of labour, she finally gives birth the doctor comes in and says ive got some bad news, your babys slightly deformed. The nurse then brings in an ear on a cotton pillow. The woman looks up and says, "ill love it and treat it liek any normal baby" The doctor then said, im afraid ive got some more bad news. The poor little blighters deaf grexory - Rabrobighad Libnigger was caught wearing a baseball cap, the high priest of Jalrolonigger sentanced him the high penalty of having gall bladders thrown at him, until death mank - (Revvy): mine usually do it to let me know which STD I've caught off of them sats - she's not skinny but she's not like tankgirl fat pagz0r - [19:00] kissed a little bit, and i flicked her nipple for some reason |slider| - i flicked her nipple for some reason syba - fucked if im off to college tommorow to do key skills key skills like being able to write? ORFL "THE FAT CAT ATE THE MAT" key skills like how to eat lol 'whats this?' 'its a word' 'correct' 'Q.2 whats this?' 'its some numbers' 'correct' syba - it's a word designed for people like Jonathan Ross Angelic - «SOUNDZ1.5» Rolf Harris - Court Of King Caractacus «2:24» @ 160Kbps MP3 (><) Stereo this is from my school days they still use this on the clothes show don't they? Revvy - scatman died of asphyxiation, spittle drowned him during a marathon 45 minute skibidy session grexory - -SEPTiMUS- You have beeped me, I'll now hopefully be spinning my way towards the keyboard. This better be good. :| sats - they piss everyone else in the world off, primarily because they don't KNOW they're pissing everyone off XeRo - 7:02:32 - ((fuseY^)) i fucking stink Revvy - BarrysWorld - Rocket Arena 2 (1)|14ms|213.221.174.97:27912 < fucking hell, 14ms on ntl, to BW, better note it, cos Hell's just frozen over mank - (XeRo): so all this time, iv been winking at everyone (mank): we thought you were gay grexory - rofl... i can remmeber sitting on a busy london underground train on the way to a contract job at 6am... and this fucking squealing mongoloid was rotating around with a accordion, makin the most kidney pasturising fucking din i've ever heard,,, then he stopped and held out his hand to all the buisnessmen, and went "THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU {;---)))" he held his hand out to me, and ii just sat and went ":\" i wanted to pour SEPTiMUS - <^St3> What happened to Jesus when he went to Mount Olive? <^St3> Popeye kicked the fuck out of him! grexory - What's the difference between an Uzi and an accordion? The Uzi stops after 20 rounds. SEPTiMUS - ELEMENTAL PET 'bob' grimaces at you "Whath would woo like ith thoo sthay on your thoombsthone?" Angelic - he went "theres seamen coming out now" no eating! 8P XeRo^Breakfast - ((Dexyrunner)) a dolphin considers you a mating partner - what would you like your tombstone to say ? mank - (Mister-X): 13,3I CAN CREATE COLOURED BANNERS TO HELP GET MY POINT ACROSS! sats - Return of the mack HHOOOOOO YEAAAAAA return of the mack ONCE AGAIN return of the mack yeaaaaaahhhaaaaaaa XeRo - ((SEPTiMUS)) FFS @ KLEUNOARD ((SEPTiMUS)) ?!?!?!?! ((SEPTiMUS)) KEYBOARD mank - (XeRo): mank, blow up a photo of her, stick it on the wall, and where her flaps are.. cut a hole ... put a flask of liver behind it, and fist away syba - no way am i buying EQ why? value your real life? yes EQ is like online suicide <-- played for a year, got addicted, lost social life + job, finally recovered :p "EQ Anonymous" i'm going start EQ anyonmous go into rehab syba - EQ is like online suicide mank - (syba): NO GAY FUCKING IUDIOT AMERICANS WHO SHAG MICK JAGGER AND DONT EAT Midgard - < @fuseY^> jay join us < @fuseY^> oh wait ur in spam :| :D < @fuseY^> how come u left ywn? i was in ywn ? < @sats> fuse... nub < @sats> it was you that left ywn Dexyrunner - mank couldnt organise a wank in a sperm bank mank - (mank): you you known doubt won't like syba - syb walks into his mum's room and breaks her concentration, and she concequently falls to the floor from her previous levitating state syba - I just thought of your mum floating in a room full of candles ozy - tsjoen: WWF - Hulk Hogan (I Am a Real American) <3:03> @ 128Kbps MP3 (><) Stereo to download FistMaster - 'can you smeeeeeell what the rock is fuucccking' a vagina mank - (SEPTiMUS): "I was driving down the road at night, it was dark... and I came upon a car accident. So I got out, and there was this old man crawling from the wreck, so I went up to him to see if he was ok... then I fucked him up the arse" mank - (ozy): is that when a chicken enters your bloodstream? (ozy): and starts clucking and swimming about (mank): LAYING EGGS IN YOUR LIVER AND SPLEEN syb\eq - /nick syb\eq syb\eq - shit lew how do you release mouse i've forgotten let got of it syb ^TaLyN^ - ja du arsche ist minuten frau, ich habe eine groB penner, und ich ficken du bin die arsche, ja <^TaLyN^> yes you arse is minutes woman, I have a big tramp, and I fucking you am the arse, yes <^TaLyN^> Fisty, your German rules :D Dexyrunner - <^TaLyN^> mijn Nederlands is niet zo goed, spreek je Engels? | <^TaLyN^> Most useful Dutch phrase EVER mank - (Ang-BORED): mank play with me 8] Ang-BORED - im coming man :) that'll bring us together Angelic - !lew !lew !lew !lew !lew !lew ffs you evil woman you did that this morning and woke me up fuseY^ - [17:47:42] i know how you feel, is he a real bitch? syba - i'm trying to type with a key on mxy hzandzs zeiwetjqt J SHIT Iit's stuck i nmy keyboatrd ROFL hguyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyygygf v FUCK it got stuck on my finger AND in the keyboard rofl thought i'd have to go to A&E with a keyboard dangling from my hand syb\eq - my hdd is made from bromide and chicken substitute Bravetart - [22:55] * Remco- is back after 5s: Q3: 213.221.174.70:27962 BarrysWorld - Capture The Flag (3) - Rotation Only Ang-Tipsy - i wear gloves most of the time, cause all the stuff i do is really messy] Angelic - why is the postman shoving his penis through my lettebox Angelic - they detect them by measuring the wobble in a star's orbit, if there is wobble, it means there is a planet rotating around it. mank - (Revvy): wish i still had my eyebrow done (Revvy): but working in an office means i cant have jewelry on me face (Revvy): so i just had me cock pierced instead grexory - RORL, 90-SPLEENED ONE-LEGGED SIX-URETHRAD RANDOM LANGLEY MUTANT grexory - langleymatic Mister-X - WITH AN ULTRA-WIDE-ANGLE LENS TO FIT IN ALL THE EXTERNAL BODY ORGANS AND RANDOM FOUNTAINS OF JISM EMNATING FROM ITS STOMACH AND FACE PANORAMIC rtofl TO FIT ITS 37.596 GALL BLADDERS IN grexory - JUST THIS SQUEALING ROTATING MAXIMISED WINDOW SCREAMING AND RUNNING DOWN THE HIGH STREET Angelic - I just ate some Kellogs All Bran for breakfast and I feel like my pancreas is coming out of my ass Angelic - gonna see if i can get any pixies in town sats - !notes gonna see if i can get any pixies in town for Angelic Housework - revvy: [guff] [office] PWOARR!!! FUCKS SIIEEEEK GO HOME Mister-X - ffs I go to morrisons for some food and come back with a new toothbrush and some kitchen towel Mister-X - =12:48:12= *** SEPT^ZZZzzZz is now known as SEPTiMUS =12:48:14= hihi =12:48:14= * SEPTiMUS has gone wandering somewhere. =12:48:14= *** SEPTiMUS is now known as SEPT^Away Midgard - < +ozy> don't you just hate it when you get an errection on a bus, JUST as it's coming up to your stop Midgard - < +Angelic> now if greg was here he would add something regarding a black throbber Midgard - < +Angelic> want to see my exit message? :] < @SEPTiMUS> go on then [join] : Angelic2 : #sqs <@Midgard> prod < +Angelic> >>> NO PRODDING <<< < +Angelic2> >>> NO PRODDING <<< < +Angelic> >>> NO PRODDING <<< [quit] : Angelic2 : quit : demon1.uk.quakenet.org : [reason] Read error: EOF from client Biggz - http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300 Fist-Q2 - One of the directors (John) is a right nob.. and he's going on a stag do to Amsterdam this weekend.. he brought his passport in with him today for some reason - Paul (The other director) stole it and asked marcus to deface it kinda) So we came to the conclusion that the best picture to put on instead of his was Osama Bin Laden's :D rofl - We did it and he put it in his bag... he's gonna get a shock at customs rof syb\eq - what thje fucking hell is going on in here sats - * nevermind^ twists to Nirvana - Moist Vagina (3:32) @ 128Kbps MP3 (><) Stereo SEPTiMUS - I use FTP Spandex ffs Spandex! I mean Commmander How do you replace Commander with Spandex? RPFL ^TaLyN^ - <^TaLyN^> I broke my rectum syb\eq` - to the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world. Mister-X - I hate to be his teacher at shcool, you'd look at the class and all you would be able to see is lionels face spinning round with his Afrullet hypnotising old ladies into bed FistMaster - http://www.btinternet.com/~snooch/mentski/munkrosoft/lionel/main.htm ed-x - ENGLAND 3 - 0 DENMAEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Mister-X - =01:14:57= <^TaLyN^> John =01:45:25= what? ed-x - where is Revvy finger him sats - * fuseY^ is away: menmenmen SEPTiMUS - ozy you spinning wraith }l;_D pagz0r - [19:22] right i need to get on the sink, wash the pots, wash the clothes, iron, ufcking clean the house cause its turning into a pit of ming syb\eq - dont note that mc_midas - come round Im all slippery with baby oil < +ozy> don't touch what you can't afford SEPTiMUS - * syb\eq` tried to slash Corporal_Lancot but MISSES ;/ syb\away - I dodged 184 lightning strikes and then I get hit ffs Angelic - <_ozy> carbon has the highest melting point of all the elements ;/ wow ozy how enthrallingly fascinating lol _ozy - i thought it was quite interesting actually Angelic - <@SEPT^ill> never had flu like this before <@SEPT^ill> I bet it's ebola Angelic - it's on Venetian Blinds :| Revvy - [15:08:02] 14,2«0SOUNDZ1410.145»0,14 0,14Nigel & Marvin - Follow Da Leader 2002 2«07:362»2 2@0 1922Kbps MP3 2(0><2) 0Stereo Revvy - [15:32:29] did you know that the average turk is made out of 45% chipfat ? FistMaster - ARE ALLURING SIRENS SUPPOSED TO BE ATTRACTIVE?!? THEY LOOK LIKE AMPUTEES FistMaster - AMPUTEES ARE FUCKING SEXY syb\eq` - <---- imagine if it did?!?!?! syb\eq` - since when does a fuck sneeze? <---- imagine if it did?!?!?! Midgard - < @SEPT^Away> I'm the king of self control < @SEPT^Away> I just make up for it by wanking constantly FistMaster - have you wanked into slippers or other household footwear? syb\eq` - 'fuck me hard and let me sit on your face' That aimed at me rev? :| Spikeh - *** BumSex is now known as FistMaster SEPTiMUS - "I dont mean to cause no friction but what happened to you're diction?" HAYSYSYS Dexycunt - "WELCOME TO THE UK EURO PEOPLE, COME TO BLR AND GET HOMOSEXUALLY ABUSED" ^TaLyN^ - life is biology, biology is really chemistry, chemistry is really physics, physics is really maths, and maths is really hard :} Spikeh - Lew's disabled, mank's depressed, ste's got chipmunk disfigurement, ozy's an unemployed twiglet, greg's got the temprament of a 3 year old, syba randomly flicks between reality and croyden, harker and x are townies, Jimmy's a nutter, and will NEVER change, Dexy's bi-sexual, unemployed and dutch, Revvy's on and off drugs like an OAP, Mid's got imense personal problems, and I'm on par with God syb\away - [22:39:59] *** agg has joined #sqs [22:40:02] wwwwwwehehheeeeeeeeheeeeeeeee! [22:40:07] * agg bonks syba on the head [22:40:08] *** agg has left #sqs [22:40:13] ...... [22:40:14] loool? [22:40:17] ROFL?!?!? Dexyrunner - im playing hunt the cunt tomorrow sats - ive wanked watching the queens speech :D ed-x - tsjoen: Mark Morrison-Return Of The Mack <5:05> @ 128Kbps MP3 (><) Joint Stereo to download syb\away - slept for like 8 hours. woke up, "right, time for a wank" then went back to sleep SEPTiMUS - i have no idea what a cunt looks like hihihih stab yourself in the stomach 100 times that what a cunt looks like Tal-Flash - this channel rules syb\away - brb gonna try and drown myself Tal-Flash - I'm a gorilla SEPTiMUS - I've got massive hands ive got massive bollocks pagz0r - you know how you think of loads of random things when you cum? like curtains and stuff SEPT^Movie - when i cum my head empties UNF! ozy - my arse is like the japanese flag ;d SEPTiMUS - lucifers rancid fart on the black death, sent from hell to burn my nostrils ed-x - what was that game where you could go into the loo and put on a condom ffs? theme hospital? grexory - <^TaLyN^> Hey Lew, gimme your opinion on this it's shit Angelic - MY BUSH IS BEING TRIMED TODAY :D Angelic - Angelic, you underwater Native American barrel deflection specialist Angelic - lol, my toenails are bleak as fuck :/ Angelic - try that ? no its going up 8) <_ozy> ok thats what it's supposed to do <_ozy> it might be my end <_ozy> ah <_ozy> i'm in <_ozy> :) syba - http://www.dismal.co.uk/ Angelic - 12cm 3mm for a spud, and 5cm 6mm for an egg SEPTiMUS - the guy who scored for korea, plays in italy, and has just been sacked for knocking them out "I am not going to pay the salary of a guy who has been the ruin of Italian football. Let him go back to Korea and earn 100 lire (3pence) per month!" <_ozy> a dry bones itallian manager says "AREEEEEEE You are an afront to my senses Wong Ji-Sun" Revvy - [18:04:44] nar i went to a field with a m8 to play || [18:04:48] just some ball skillz FistMaster - ive given up beer It's the biggest virus ever distributed FistMaster - thats freddy mercury and hes dead no i know him how ? hes dead scarloc - id rattle my love spuds on her dirt box Dexyrunner - Revelor (EQ): OMG OWNAGE - APPREHENSIVE !! Angelic - cos i pulled his [lews] willy off FistMaster - And who do you work for at the moment? EDS.com :) www.edschippy.com ;/ Ang-Ra2 - potatoed to death syb\eq - ineedanewkeyboard8[ syb\eq` - 8=]> Ang-Drunk - it's not my end is it? SEPTiMUS - i bought 5 mullets on eq the otherday i wanted to show you all but i ATE them? rfl syb\eq` - I bet verant have made orc pawn picks like 150/10 dmg/dly one day just to see if anyone noticed and I bet no-one did SEPTiMUS - "You resist the Leprosy spell" Ang-Drunk - rev's got a bolt through his chod Ang-Drunk - * SEPTiMUS fiddles with his ring Angelic - giant gushing cannon SEPTiMUS - i told maddie i loved her after inhaling £3.50's worth of pikachu baloon SEPTiMUS - feeder are a great band they were before the drummer pierced his own cock !?>!>??! KILLED HIMSELF syb\eq - EVERYONES STRANGE WHEN YOU'RE A STRANGER |slider| - *** Spikeh has quit IRC (I love Sarah Whitecross) <------- Soppy Barstool! sats - bloody nora Spikeh - i thought something today <@Spikeh> omg pag but i cant fkn remmeber now syb\eq - am i the only one who dislikes pubs? no i dont like pubs Am i the only one who gets picked on? no no jamo harker too no harker gets picked on harker ROKFl ROFL mank - I WANT TO BE A CLIT PIERCER WHEN I GROW UP! mank - don#t diss wootwoot he is l33t syba - my spelling it elite ;\ SEPTiMUS - ROROFLREORLFEKJE ROUYOFFLRLF ROIFLKLKRE me testicles just flew out of my anus SEPTiMUS - just someone on their hands and knees while you break their back with your ebony longsword it's even beetter when you charge up behind them syba - I've been listening to radiohead syba - *** Topic is '4,0Welcome To The 0,4England4,0 World Cup channel1,0][4Full Time Score: England 1 - Brazil 21,0][4Thank you to the people who made this room a success and fuck off all the rest of you TWATS1,0]' syba - i feel very sorry for seaman mank - england knocked out of the world cup: (mank): if i was playing for england today, i'd have gone to the corner, picked up the corner flag and stabbed rivaldo in the eye with it mank - john on the senegalese football team: (syba): senegal has a population of over 11? Angelic - 'please paint my walls with a picture of a huge cunt' Angelic - I'VE GOT IMAGES OF LADIES THWAPPING THEIR BODIES AGAINST WALLS mank - (ozy_): "hello? is that joe cunts room refurbishers? ... ah yes, i'd like to have my walls redone, i'd like a big cunt on them please. in peach." mank - (mank): fucking mona lisas (Revvy): little kids aged 4 drawing the mona lisa on it (ozy_): like on the adverts you see this 5 year old kids churning out the mona lisa on them and stuff Angelic - mank is well fit i'd do him Angelic - I SOFTENED YOU ALL UP WITH THE FUNNY ONES THEN CUNTED YOU ALL MUAAAAHAHAHHAHA you cunt Revvy - [16:18:47] Äåâî÷êè, ýêñãèáèöèîíèñòêè? Angelic - <_ozy> oh btw lew <_ozy> shut up and sit down you big balled fuck lemonade - ***a Sarnak tries to FLAIL you, but FALLS over syb\eq - now don't dispute me again, or i'll be forced to disagree! mank - Paladins just sit around Praying and getting boners thinking about god and women. mank - Fuck me! Can it whistle as well?! SEPTiMUS - ill bet the words mean "HAIL STALIN, PLEASE DONT SHOOT ME, OR MAKE ME GET KILLED IN THE WAR, I;M HAPPY TO WORK 23978 HOURS A DAY AND GET FED ONE PACKET OF GLUCOSE SYRUP PER MONTH, FOR THE RESTORATIN OF MOTHER RUSSIA" sats - jam dognut mank - (FistMaster): (:=Þ) mank - FUCKING JIZM FLIES OUT THE EARPIECE SEPTiMUS - * satsje is now known as Win !! IHEUHAUSHAO syba - yeah I got mail from jenny! now if I only knew wtf jenny was.. mank - (pagz0r): i dont know where the fuck waldo is... all ive got is a black screen... Revvy - [21:13:39] http://membres.lycos.fr/phallusphincter/Waldo.html || [21:27:28] I JUST CALLED MY 6 YR OLD BRO IN HERE, TOLD HIM TO FIND WALLY AND CLICK ON HIM, TURNED SPEAKERS UP AND WENT TO TOILET, IT CAME UP AND HE SCREAMED RAN DOWNSTAIRS CRYING TROROFL || [21:27:42] ROFLROFLROLFORLFOLOLOLOLOLROFLROFLROLFORLFOLOLOLOLOLROFLROFLROLFORLFOLOLOLOLOLROFLROFLROLFORLFOLOLOLOLOL SEPTiMUS - me and syb were raping a cat sats - "YOU CANT TOUCH THIS" "DU DUDU DUH DUU!" "STOP, HAMMER TIME!" mank - i couldn't beat the stuffing out of a roast chicken Harker - (10:49:04) <@Midgard> ::(Time Til DSL = 'unknown admin ;\'):: (10:59:32) <@Midgard> !dsl plz admin! mank - (mank): why did the police come to see you?(XeRo): they're checking my dads gun cabinet (sats): for guns? sats - * Spikeh SOUNDZ: Underworld - Dark & Long (4:57) @ 128Kbps MP3 (><) Joint Stereo (!chops) to download mank - (Spikeh): I am rich Mister-X - Ronaldo McDonaldo ed-x - the papers are full of England and full of Semen ;/ Harker - (23:04:09) <+Harker> it owns jim you cunt (23:04:46) <@FistMaster> it owns the inside of my bin now mank - i found god, i've been talking to him in #sqs for ages Revvy - [00:05:41] sats | [00:05:44] can i send you a tune ? | [00:05:48] yes dear |[00:05:57] first take this | [00:06:14] put in /winamp/plugins | [00:06:25] you want this magic version | [00:06:27] because it rules | [00:06:36] more than pat sharpe? | [00:06:39] no | [00:06:41] thats impossible | [00:06:42] oh ed-x^ - because I could just brun your otehr mix to teh cd Ang-MJStudio - * Braveheart pedigree chums mank - (Spikeh): "I've got a broken leg" "shut up and walk it off..." SEPTiMUS - how bleak is that, when you brush your teeth, and the brush slips, and cunts your gums.. makes my eyes evaporate :/ Spikeh - <@SEPTiMUS> because he has some computer gaming heritage he wants revive spike :) <@XeRo> to revive lew, to revive <@Spikeh> HA SEPTiMUS - that's female? thats female? ROFL ROFL sats - * XeRo strokes Mister-X .... OooOOOooOOOoohh that's so soft!!! :x grexory - http://humor.student.utwente.nl/index.php?n=789 mank - (Angelic): hes giving it to me now Mc_Midas - < +Angelic> im sure i wont have any propblems getting it up... im normally good with stuff like that SEPTiMUS - it got bent a certain way and now its throbbing a bit :[ Spikeh - *** Midgard (Midgard@host213-123-114-30.in-addr.btopenworld.com) Quit (Ping timeout) <-- US CABLERS NEVER GET THAT, DIE ADSL LLAMA john\maddies - lo shitlips <---------rofl another for the collection john\maddies - onkylipsend! blockshittail! FistMaster - greg.. do you like my leaving message? 8] what does it say soph? hang on 8) *** Parts: Angelic *** Angelic has left #sqs awesome oh 8/ Angelic - mike tyson gets a hard on, and the earth wobbles in its orbit XeRo^ - http://membres.lycos.fr/phallusphincter/Waldo.html jay\ - I've stained my chair :| Angelic - * SEPTiMUS violently rends his own head with a head full of head Dexyrunner - every brits penis is big in japan :| SEPTiMUS - would anyone be interested in a full 3 hour session from me ? :D SEPTiMUS - bikkélmon bikkelchu ROFL Revvy - [11:55:51] http://humor.student.utwente.nl/index.php?n=606 one for greg :D Revvy - [12:58:02] i didnt you lube i tried about 100 random ones | [12:58:29] what an insult | [12:58:37] fusey you you, vaseline | [12:58:46] rofl harker, done it again | [12:58:59] hush sats or he'll call you a KY Jelly | [12:59:37] SAE 10/40 W | [13:00:06] you high-viscosity onky-ended tailend block | [13:00:10] ROFL sats - i need a fat pipe ;/ then i wouldn't need lew sats - WOOT WE KILLED KERAFYRM OWNED sats - *** NoFx has joined #sqs rofl aol DETECTED D A N G E R ! : AOL warning warning [ AOL USER ] Detected /!\ WARNING!! /!\ syb\eq - Septus (eq): 'if this boat were any slower it'd be dale winton' SEPT^EQ - <_ozy> right rev <_ozy> are you ready ? * Revvy bends over OK GO FOR IT <_ozy> GOOD <_ozy> YARRRGHH! uNNNNF sats - "UH..." "UH..." "YES. GIVE. IT. TO. ME. BAY-BEE" syb\eq - i'm jealous ;( of? 100k and your cockring its not mine ROFL who the fucks is it? SEPTiMUS - Wosh Pank Midgard - [action] fuseY^ : is away: CLEANSING MY COCK Midgard - < @Spikeh> im a hacker < +Harker> so am i < @Spikeh> no, you're a wanker Revvy- - [12:30:47] OK rev, gee, I won't worry my pretty little head about it, just for you two :P gee` - did he touch you in ways you've never been touched before? no cos I touched him like that before too twice in one day is far too much syb\eq - "Danniella westbrook's gallbladder has squirted syrup at micheal heseltine" ^St3 - * XeRo mp3 .: 850. S Club 7 - Never Had A Dream Come True [3:52] @ 128Kbps MP3 44Khz (><) Joint Stereo ed-x^ - anyone ever been to a nightclub sober? its scary SEPTiMUS - thou shalt receive my quivering rod. oh is this not the medieval sex channel ;/ gee` - "Thy child shalt now receivest one's blessing of a thousand blackest of black cocks in thine rear!" syb\eq - anal warts? wtf? Midgard - < @fuseY> one of me mates (who is a chick) said to me yesterday "me and alan are just discussing your obsession with anal sex" SEPTiMUS - if you needed a perfectly cut diamond to make other perfectly cut diamonds, you could never make them in the first place, nor be sure if it would work which came first, the chicken or the perfectly cut diamond? ^TaLyN^ - My arse is playing up ;\ mank - 11[11+Mister-X11]: 11,4I AM LITSEBNING TO:: 12,9MUSIC LOLOLOLOL!!111113,2 I AM TELLING YUO ABOUT THS AND BURNING YUOR RETINAS LOLOLOLOL!!!!1111111 Braveheart - if beckham scores we'll drink becks, if scholes scores we'll drink skol. Thank fuck seaman's a goalie Mister-X - hihé lets all just bake cakes and have sex syb\eq - 12 foot mix ozy - it's a cd/mp3 player it plays mp3 cds SEPTiMUS - "LOOKA HERE MATE AT THIS LIL BEAUTY *CRUNCH* AWW BLEEDING HECK YA FLAMING GALUT, I BETTER NIP BACK TO THE BARBIE BEFORE THIS LITTLE FELLA TAKES ME ARM OFF *CRUNCH* ARRGH FLAMING HECK THERE GOES ME LEFT LEG, FRISKY LITTLE BLIGHTER AINT HE *CRUNCH*" syb\eq - Roses are red, Violets are blue, hú hú hú hú, hú hú hú . syb\eq - Has anyone got an "uttercuntknuckle-to-english" dictionary please? I'm finding it hard to follow this thread. | Thanks. syb\eq - ITS HAMMER YO HAMMER HERE HAMMER CUNT HAMMER AND THE HAMMER IS HERE TO STAY SEPTiMUS - YO, LET ME BUS'T THESE FUCKEH LIRRIKZ SEPTiMUS - How many short breaks do you take a year? rofl 365 rofl 356 SEPTiMUS - fuck off remote queueing me you utter gallstone infested penis wrap Angelic - [03:47] -Corporal_Lancot:#sqs- SQS Stats: Dex^EQ is the 6071st decaying skeleton to be kicked since 19th July 2000 Angelic - "Where do ya want it baby?" I just had breakfast lew Angelic - * Mister-X is AWAY for (emitting fecal matter from my anus) at 11:19 (type !brannon if you need me) !brannon FUCK OFF BEEPING ME !brannon Angelic - IT CANT STAY OPEN FOR MORE THAN .824 SECONDS BEFORE CRASHING EXPLORER AND DROPPING A PIANO ON EVERY OTHER APP UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE CAUGHT WITHIN 500 MILES OF THE SEMEN BUBBLING HURRICANE OF PIANOS AND LIMPET SAUCE FLAILING AROUND INSIDE MY TOWER UNIT ;/ mank - 11::: Nick0:11 11(11@Angelic11)11 is now known as 11(11@Ang-Cocking11) syb\eq - Telescopic Forklift Drivers required.. <-- ROFl syb\away - [14:12:24] and hell, most 30 y/o peeps don't have "FISTMASTER" on their mobile syb\away - i'm taking maddie to a moshpit how romantic aww! i'm going to shag li senseless awww!! syb\away - i'm going to norfolk mank - ENCODE MY PENIS! Midgard - < @Revvy> http://attrition.org/gallery/spoof/famous_cookies.gif < @Revvy> OUT OF OUR ASS, AND INTO YOUR MOUTH ";/" who thinks up this shit? < @Revvy> some people just don't have the class and refinement of < 4@14Revvy> #sqs gee` - was walking through town with a fucking turtle head for about 10 mins trying to find a toilet syb\eq - -Harker- Funnily enough You've beeped me, If am here i'll talk if not tuff shit!! <----- rofl townie syb\eq -  accomplishments: one day i wanked 15 times syb\eq - a bacon roll is a lot cheaper than a prostitute pagz0r - [23:13] i'd love it if you turned on the tv one day, and you've been framed was on.. rofl and you suddenly appear on cam going "NNGHHH YEAH SQUEAL PIGGY" as you ram away at this bacon roll RORFO pagz0r - [23:04:42] imagnie fucking danielle westbrook up the nose Tal-FF9 - i like palestinians |slider^TV| - <^TaLyN^> rofl, ffs, I've been downloading for 6 hours and I have 2.5% <--- L33T Connection :) ^TaLyN^ - WHY THE FUCK DO THINGSKILL YOU IT'S JUST FUCKING STUPID mank - 11[11+ozy11]: i'm getting into very deep trance atm.. 11@syb\zz11]: when i click my fingers, you will download radiohead songs 11[11+ozy11]: never die mank - 11[11@Braveheart11]: anyone see richard and judy earlier? |slider| - -Corporal_Lancot- 10SQS Definitions:14 Definition of 56K: 56KBit Modem / Lag <-----ROFL SEPTiMUS - getting my tattoo this morning hopefully get a massive ET on your back with snakes coming out of his eyes Ld!!RolrLF SEPTiMUS - theres soinme fucking horrendous skull & cross bone ones.. great big skulls goiing "{:-D" with jets of snake/blood/coffee coming from there eyes syba - how the fuck did harker get ops? revvy took over ra2 side he won't keep them for long good he's an utter cunt i know that thats why his nick is white so i cant see him syb\eq - aye it does that like Dexy|LANprep - when i saw slugs kung fu blue belt stuffed in his sock drawer | this silk blue thing... | roflrofll | i just cried | ROFL | i thought | "his lucky cloth" | and just started roaring | rpf; gwn - *** jAm0 is now known as jAm-notben *** jAm-notben was kicked by St3^ (no.. your bent ;P) i have teh power ed-x^ - ;\ Unknown command syba - me fuckin hoe is being complicated <-----nigga in da 'ood SEPTiMUS - tattoo? :D having it done today at 1 what happened yesterday? you rotate like fuck when some cunt came in wielding an ink covered tractor? r:LFOLRf SEPT^zzzzzzz - bout 5-6" long, but very thin kinda curved |slider^away| - well.. i used to when i was welding,,, having to sit there with molten metal dripping onto the skin on your shoulders, in your hair.. smelling your own skin and hair burning... if you stop you havwe to grind it out and do it again jAm0 - [16:05] last thing i want is to spend £60 of a tat, then for it to get twisted and rotated into a big black cock ;/ grexory - http://www.lamerkatz.com/clan/members/pguy.shtml grexory - <|rob> fs that cats pissing up my van again, out of all the cars it always picks mine |slider^pissed| - how much have you had? <|slider^pissed|> 24 budwiesr ofg,. if that was me, i'd have a compound nervous breakdown Harker - (23:45:01) <@[BRAsil_PENta]> are you crick to brazil or germany? Midgard - < +Senseh> just walked in and my dads watching porn and my mums asleep Angelic - bloody hell that must be big my tackle? <^St3> weighs a fucking tonne when full ;/ you'd not be able to carry it Angelic - ooooorrrrrrrr fuckkkkkkssssssssseeeeeiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeee dont take hair off me when i gotta pay £7 a time SEPTiMUS - * Angelic slaps Revvy around a bit with a large trout * Revvy emits his spleen at Angelic Angelic - we're just gibbering and emitting lettuce SEPTiMUS - tiles_tpa.erf is corrupt :| Angelic - mine's shorter but better quality [lew trying to impress the ladies] ^TaLyN^ - sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will shatter my spinal column Midgard - <@Mc_Midas> die bt mother fuckers < @SEPTiMUS> they fuck mothers < @SEPTiMUS> dads usually fuck mothers < @SEPTiMUS> most dads are motherfuckers how eliet syba - i'll fucking prove you all wrong you cunts syba - on a trials bike, 4 foot dtraight up from a standstill? yes straight up? yes you'll see and im so gonna bend you all when you do yep and the world record too syba - harker lighten up lighten up lighter than air, then hover 4 feet above the ground on a bike with no seat thats why they call it a trials bike - trials for anti-gravity devices syba - [00:00:07] hey it's tomorrow syba - definition trials bike : a bike with no seat that can spring you 4ft into the air syba - erm syba i arnt some fucking dick who cant do nothing i am good at some things ffs yes harker i'm sure you are but ROFL YOU CAN'T FUCKING FLY syba - i went for a run last night, did a mile in 3 mins. Then i swam the channel in an hour, and drunk 25 pints of stella in a bar in France thats fesable but not floating 4 foo in the air are you david blaine? syba - you know he probably will have some go-go-gadget trails bike... and prove us all to be cunts pagz0r - [00:22] and some drunk bloke scribbled allover my face in permenant marker for 20p syba - smoking a fag sideways FistMaster - i think you'll fidn that's a professional and thus not you and thus rofl and wtf do you think i am some noddy with a negative iq Harker - http://217.120.136.5:48680/plaatjes.html syba - fuckingspacebarsbust cuntinghell Dexyrunner - http://humor.student.utwente.nl/index.php?n=315 Mister-X - * jAm0 *** SOUNDZ V1.4 -- Lincoln Park - PaperCut (3:05) @ 128Kbps MP3 (><) Joint Stereo jAm0 - Neo_Gadwinz : IE is ducked up syb\eq - [18:37:40] *** `Se7eN` has joined #sqs grexory - ««« mp3 »»» 901. Mank - I'm Gay :)))) (2:35) @ 128Kbps MP3 (><) Joint Stereo syb\eq - is that video of a head exploding real? FistMaster - http://www.foxrocks.com/twisted/123456789fuckshitpiss.swf |slider^beer| - do you keep piss in a flask? you've got bladders for that ffs gee` - www.lewsebonystaff.com ffs I just clicked that gee SEPTiMUS - all this spinning creativity bottled up inside me and I'm sat here talking about fat arabs with cunts on their chest could be worse they might have dicks coming out of their backs as well Dexyrunner - I get to assort pineapples and strawberries according to the woman | I was getting worried cus she was talking about it really excitedly Harker - http://site39832.dellhost.com/cgi-bin/miva.cgi?/Merchant2/4.12/merchant.mv+Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TC&Product_Code=S4P1010012&Category_Code=E mank\away - 1mb almost ;> sats - i can see harker on drugs, how else can you spontainiously spring 4 feet into the air without drugs he could use a trails bike sats - i own greXory - http://b0g.org/wsnm/images/tresscam.jpg ozy - i get my amstrad in a few days fucking powerhouse of a machine give it to NTL and tell them to use it as a router, i bet it shits on the fucking atari 2600's they already have ozy - i wouldn;t be too happy if someone dropped a "bunker buster" onto my wedding SEPTiMUS - http://giantspiders.com/S_robertsi_threat.html <|rob> thank god i live in the uk none of those fucking great huge girrafe eating things grexory - <|rob> hey, this is no joke, they crossed a goat with a spider yeah I saw that <_ozy> what happened? SEPTiMUS> the milk has spider silk protiens in it it means cows could make fucking silk <|rob> fucked if im milking that cunt syb\eq - [17:57:55] k bed time syb\away - MS defrag is absolutely milk milk?! shit FistMaster - jAm0 you play cs ? yes well, today rofl Spikeh - <@mank> because i'm a cum dribbling faggot <@mank> and can't get enough cock mc_midas - <^TaLyN^> I asked my gf whether she'd rather have sex with me or go shopping and she wasn't sure ^TaLyN^ - <@syb\eq> so she's not fucking some big black nightshift milkman <@Spikeh> no, that was me ^TaLyN^ - <@syb\eq> i just felt sexual gratification when i made edible fishcakes syb\eq - rofl at the price of beans especially "tesco's own" they're about 2p one day i might go down there with a quid and buy 50 cans of beans Midgard - < @Angelic> still buggering ? Angelicast - LOL.. you know you're bored when you start looking up your name on search engines ;/ Angelicast - * St3^ flicks Angelicast with sloppy radioactive diarrhoea garnished with chunky diseased dog vomit oh charming Midgard - < @Dexyrunner> I'll probably turn ghey at some end , the only thing I'm good at, paradoxically, is sucking :) SEPTiMUS - neclord, vampire, neck-lord a bit like the lord of the dance neck, lord, wherever you may be i am the lord of the neck said he FistMaster - who is here for spam game? me << jesus cunt Midgard - < @gee-> =ILIKEBUMSEX=Mister-X FistMaster - haven't seen sujoy for fucking ages rpf he's got big mutant Total Recall spacker hands he has to press every key on the keyboard seven times to go forward FistMaster - but he has earned double what sujoy has Mister-X - randomly spasming at the keyboard while langley road officials try to put "Boomslang" labelled straightjackets on him, while his son "Razor Optical Version 6" sits in the corner crying FistMaster - i prefer to insert 12 inch throbbing cocks up my rectum sats - mbm5info[System: 255°C, CPU 255°C] gee` - walked in downstairs and my dads falled asleep watching porn gee` - ya gotta admit it looks good :) PORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN *** Dexyrunner has quit IRC (;\) SEPTiMUS - ID3 TAGGING IS A SACRED ART FFS how HARD, how fucking insanely HARD can it be to put the right bits of info in the right places? "ARTIST: www.homeofmusic.com" "TITLE: RIPPED BY DA MP3LORD" "COMMENTS: TECHNO REMIX" ed-x^ - * jAm0 *** SOUNDZ V1.4 -- Lincoln Park - PaperCut (3:05) @ 128Kbps MP3 (><) Joint Stereo scarloc - ««« i r go to drayton manor park in [ 1wk 5days 10hrs 16mins 6secs ] »»» Harker - http://www.sogamed.com/members/42320.jpg ozy - lew has a mockler attack: with no downloads and ROOR FistMaster - youll never guess what i found in jons cupboard ainsley harriot staring at me and guess the name of the product 'AINSLEY HARRIOT - HICKORY DICKORY CHICKEN' RDRLFE rororflfrofl RFOL RPF:P!:!!! gee- - ffs it happens YEAH IF U GOT A RING THE SIZE OF A BUCKET SEPTiMUS - Gervaise Neville-Smythe Bates pagz0r - [18:11] she looks like she has 2 danny devitos strapped to her abdomen SEPTiMUS - ROFLOL1 just reciebed a email ======> Enlarge Your Breasts! SEPTiMUS - screaming_cutlery.xm RFRPF rofl... i had that mod and it made my fucking pc vibrate it made my soundcard cum blood Midgard - < @Revvy> how exactly are you supposed to fuck your own mum??? < @SEPTiMUS> with your cock? Midgard - my brain has just gone to sit in the corner :/ Angelic - only men get access to lew SEPTiMUS - * Angelic dribbles and rocks back and forth Harker - (23:18:41) <@SEPTiMUS> :) ZORRO (23:18:54) <@SEPTiMUS> ]:) BATMAN SEPTiMUS - i think spike would look quite fetching in a short black miniskirt hehe SEPTiMUS - My middle names Barry FFS Anthony Barry Harker?! ROFORLRFLROL Harker - (11:34.36) -^St3- SHADDAPA YA FACE! Angelic - my penis aint big enough gee` - My port isn't open enough for your datastream gee` - my teeth are rotating SEPTiMUS - xD gee` - i've got some fucked up images in my head now.. of a giraffe with a big ribber pink mallet up its arse! if it sint incest, its bestiality gee` - I actually have some hentai games i think i have some.. but i'm to scared to look ;/ Angelicast - anyone got a program i can record wav's with? FistMaster - >>> Craig David - Walking Away (3:24) ste is gay * St3^ deletes craig gavid ed-x^ - * jAm0 *** SOUNDZ V1.4 -- WWF - Acolytes (3:12) @ 128Kbps MP3 (><) Joint Stereo gee` - A PEANUT JUST EXPLODED AS I ATTACKED IT WITH MY SPOON AND IT'S EVERYWHERE SEE! you were lucky that didnt kill you! Angelicast - WANK TIME Angelicast - jim is a turtle in a bald man suit Angelicast - I didnt know you were that big Lew :] Angelicast - why is it so dark in here?? open your eyes there that's better Angelicast - I just rotated at the sight of ainsley and his hickory doom stick Angelicast - going to see lew next week for some rotation bumsex random visit? :) yeah SEPTiMUS - i like hardcore :D gee- - I couldn't disagree more grexory - we've had brains coming out of people's eyes FistMaster - we've had black cocks from mars rendering NTL exchangs SEPTiMUS - on www.fatblackdominatrixes.com gee- - * SEPTiMUS stashes his 300mb of fat black domination porn on the server SEPTiMUS - you eat s3 graphics cards Harker - (17:25:58) * @AIDS >>> I am Away... type !INFECT to contract me (17:26:13) *** AIDS is now known as St3^ gee` - *** St3^ is now known as AIDS * AIDS >>> I am Away... type !INFECT to contract me gee- - mines overclocked to 866 from 500 Li_mu_bai - < @Spikeh> omg @ me going to bed tonight < @Spikeh> omg @ me going to bed tonight < @Spikeh> it's my bed < @Spikeh> And it's all clean and so am I and it's gonna be great :D gee- - throwing your piss-organs into the second dirtiest part of a woman after her mouth Li_mu_bai - < @SEPTiMUS> the only way you can justify anal sex is if the woman has a cunt like a biffa bin Li_mu_bai - if i gave u a bj spike id suck your bollocks thru yer japs eye gee- - you know what feels good soap up the ass lew? gee- - they'll make a video of it "lews xxx anal soap adventures" Spikeh - <@SEPTiMUS> they started it gee` - just been on the phone to my mate... and YOURE STILL TALKING ABOUT FUCKING ARSES AND SOAP |slider^tv| - Helm of Anal Terror effect: summon soap in enemy's anus 400 yards gee` - cya Lew cya Chris cya James bye Gee << ;/ Spikeh - <@mank> anyone want to see a picture of my mum playing cricket? Harker - (00:11:23) lki its been sooo logn sitce ibve ebeen thins ducked XeRo^Piseed - ((XeRo^Piseed)) I CNAT SNEEE FPORPELTY?! :? SEPTiMUS - Headache? Throbbing pain? You have a second heartbeat in your head which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cubicle. Vodka vapour is seeping out of every pore of your skin and is making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. gee- - I don't do realtime :) Revvy - http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~willo/babies.jpg gee` - Commonly known amongst my friends and I as 'The Switch,' in an attempt to give a funky feel to our hometown, Ipswich has a lot to offer, more so now than ever before gee` - ffs you may have sat on the same seat I have once our arse sweat has merged lew I'll make a note of sniffing the seats from now on gee` - help I'm trapped in amber gee` - ño is "nyo" ffs is it that important yes [... about 10 mins later, after something completely dif has happened...] win2k has a narrator?! turn it on, then type alt-0241 and see what the ~ on n is called Spikeh - [20:18:06] *** Corporal_Lancot changes topic to ' Wed: SPAM 8PM (sli,gee,mid,dex,fus) | SQS PLEASE NOTE If you wish to play in the Savage RA2 League PLEASE email me your email address (ACTIVE) to revvy@clan-sqs.com If you don't you CANNOT play in this league. | | we have a TROLLEY' mank - [+ozy_]: lew, guess whats sitting behind me? [@mank]: a trolley! Midgard - < @FistMaster> fffs at microsoft, im trying to rip them off for a new mouse and they have the cheek to send me the wrong one FistMaster - more spam email "herbal viagra" fdfs i tried it today, it fucked with my head. rofl gregm didnt know your cock got long enough for that Midgard - [join] : Gurra : #sqs Gurra@h98n2fls32o87.telia.com [21:09:59] < @Harker> EURO ALERT [21:10:10] < @Harker> is telia english ;/ mank - [@XeRo-]: 'midgets or dwarfs?' mank - [@SEPTiMUS]: you mong syb\eq - hello james smfb and die of aids syba - just make up and have sex syba - HEY LOOK I HAVE OPS I'M GOING TO ABUSE THEM BY BANNING HARKER *** mank sets mode: -o+b Harker *!~Tracksuk@pc2-midb3-0-cust132.mid.cable.ntl.com syba - 4,0Random Quote 1>14>15> 12 "Orr phucks seeik." - C.S. Mockler syba - who says drugs don't work :\ the verve and look what happened to the verve, split up :\ Spikeh - <@Braveheart> i love your throbbing phallis mank - [@SEPT^Movie]: OKEY CYA LATAR YUO FAGS mank - [jAm0]: I wanna fuck a dog in the ass FistMaster - sp33d where are you?? not here hes in sweden rofl lol FistMaster - I HAD AN ABORTION FOR CHRISTMAS Upturned right wrist pantomime as fetus is taken from womb and thrown away. ed-x^ - SNOTS BLEW OUT MY NOSE Finger moves from nose to palm, simulating trajectory of expelled material. Apologetic or simply explanatory grexory - *** Mid\away has quit IRC (( G-lined :: Warez is banned on quakenet )) brannon\johns - http://forums.barrysworld.com/avatar.php?userid=7660&dateline=1007496167 SEPTiMUS - fucking gall bladder has given birth to fucking lamp post SEPTiMUS - http://images.mp3.com/mp3s/59/resources/229/251/files/2292516.jpg RFOKRFOLRFL ONE ORANGE LIGHT, RECENTLY STOLEN FROM AN RAC VAN NEAR YOU random dials on its chest (11:39.58) AND A FUCKING LETTERBOX (11:39.59) and a fucking letterbox gee` - http://images.mp3.com/mp3s/59/resources/241/605/files/2416059.gif grexory - ROFL IT JUST FALLS OVER AND LOADS OF FAIRY LIQUID BOTTLES AND EGG BOXES FLY OUT OF IT Dexyrunner - ROLFOLFOLOLOL THERE ALL EMITTING FUCKING INK http://members.yourlink.net/jgerard/gort/images/Gortfans.jpg | ROFL IT JUST FALLS OVER AND LOADS OF FAIRY LIQUID BOTTLES AND EGG BOXES FLY OUT OF IT grexory - IT FALLS OVER AND UFCKING "CORNFLAKES" IS RFEADABLE UNDER THE BADLY DONE SILVER PAINT gee` - someone should make an ET pic where ET sticks his finger into some cunt and with the lines at the bottom "Connecting people" syba - i'll get about 160 next month then selling my old bike for 200 and my dh bike for 300 thn my pc http://www.planet-x-bikes.com/catalogue/frames/frame_newjackflash.shtml getting that frame get a car gee` - i raped shitloads of kiddies syba - will i die if i undercooked a bit of meat that has already been cooked? you'll die regardless, silly syba - maddie's directly responsible for 99% of positive things in my life syba - 4A BABE WITH A HORSE, OF COURSE OF COURSE! Mister-X - in a locked room with the maid and red-hood now :D and the happy we're gonna have sex soon music has come on Mister-X - to set the recorder going downstairs for some program for my dad XXX Miss Biggies or something Midgard - < @SEPT^PC2> XP is fucking clusterbollocks Angelic - I WANNA FUCK A DOG IN THE ASS Angelic - i dont even check my email any more... trying to sipher the occasional 1 email from a freind from the 9 billion from hotsexyyoungsluts.com and dogfartcams.com is a waste of time Angelic - lews got a nice ring Midgard - well give me a couple of jugs and im anyones :] Mister-Away - http://www.wazzerphuk.barrysworld.net/aids.jpg Midgard - < @FistMaster> rofl , i showed the lads @ work the sqs site today and theyve all gone home to wank over soph's picture Angelic - kinky soph, can you come round a week on tues to kick me nuts in plz :)) Angelic - * FistMaster posts off the check for £100 for a good nad bashing session FistMaster - someone send me soph's pic? i need a wank its on the sqs site mr.x k, cool Mister-X - I can't go to sleep, cus of fear of the horrible ainsley dream I had last night coming back XXX Ainsley's Guide to Cooking up your sex life, with ainsley just running around skipton scaring women at night Mister-X - off to bed don't dream about ainsley AINSLEY WILL BE CHASING HIM ABOUT, DOOMSTICK EXTENDED, FOR WEEKS HE'LL GO TO WANK AND SUDDENLY "WE LIKE A BIT OF THAT DONT WE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN?!" I keep thinking hes crouching in my room behind me eyes gleaming with a manic smile on his face Mister-X - and someone next door is still listening to MC Hammer the same track! OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN! y'know the one with him going "hammer time!" and the bass is set really high OMG its stopped! OMG! hes playing the shaft theme now Mister-X - http://www.hentaiserver.com/gahellhentai/ff/ff068.jpg SEPTiMUS - hulio englasias and don peliango elbrito santanso luis figo de marco la costa del sol barcelon eldorado flying from my skull Ang-out - king is a pleb pagz0r - [18:02] I think I got crabs off yoda ang-MJStudio - my buttocks are throbbing SEPTiMUS - * sats offers SEPTiMUS money to take his clothes off * SEPTiMUS offers sats back Midgard - < +ozy> think of an animal vegetable or mineral < @SEPT^BORED> ok < +ozy> then i'll ask you a series of questsions, generated by my amstrads massive database < +ozy> and he'll try and guess what your thinking < +ozy> is it shiny? < @SEPT^BORED> no < +ozy> do women get pleasure from it? < +ozy> is it used for breast enlargement purposes? grexory - <|rob> i deleted my website for window cleaning, got some knob from Sweden asking if id clean hes windows grexory - avoid the rancid women with moustaches who try to sell you celerons pagz0r - [15:10] i cant imagine sleeping with someones mum, although a m8 at school had a fit mum and a fit step mum i wouldnt mind rotating on my blue vein pressure cane SEPTiMUS - <_ozy> lews in nam Lewis would superkick those gooks' asses Harker - http://b3ta.com/spidermanwillmakeyougay/ SEPTiMUS - [12:18] <@Necker> I think they are starting to realise the next big attack might be via software or internet || [12:20] <@Oggie> you think someone will fly a plane into the internet? SEPTiMUS - look in pic folder and everything explodes into a shower of pancreas SEPTiMUS - Oolallaloo says 'one of my dicks in you kidney SEPTiMUS' SEPTiMUS - ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿ alguien hablas español xDDDDDDDDDDDDD ??? Harker - is the YMCA \o/ /o\ Spikeh - ordered up £5000 worth of tools so i could get a free toaster :/ got an eye for a bargain me :/ Spikeh - im not hairy im dirty SEPTiMUS - <_ozy> ufcksfucksufcking sacks Midgard - * @Midgard slaps XeRo^ with a sheep [action] XeRo^ : fists Midgard up the arse with a 16" rubber ... er.. fist :P * @Midgard fists XeRo^ back [action] XeRo^ : spunks acid cum all over XeRo^'s face then gets Dale Winton(tm) to lick it off, therefore killing 2 Giant Fags(tm) with one stone <-- :D < @XeRo^> ? ;/ SEPTiMUS - morning my fucking bottom mank - [@Spikeh]: ffs It crashed my PC once when it wasn't even installed SEPTiMUS - homofag fudge packer arse bandit grandad worrier SEPTiMUS - 3 year old kid trying to pronounce/spell his name and say the finnish word for 'daddy' which is something like kæéïïéæsûïmïïsïkékdådûûûééæûïd rolfol... baby's first word... d... d... kúâîìåsïékjîìåsleasthlkslksliiiiiisjlkrjh Mister-X - ÎçåÓÇàÈÌÌÎçåÓÇàÈÌÌÎçåÓÇàÈÌÌ =) Mister-X - " U‹ìƒì,¡  VMüWQjhl0 ÿ5p2 ÿPlèè` ÿuè$z ‹Ð…ÒuÿuEÔhp0 Pèöb ƒÄ UԍEü‹úPƒÉÿ3À‹5  ò®÷ÑIQRÿ5p2 ÿVlÿu èÞy ‹Ð…Òuÿu EÔhx0 Pè°b ƒÄ UԍEü‹úPƒÉÿ3À‹5 YOU CUNT" grexory - all finish people are rancid Damez - hello my name is Jafniggerolabbolo-singh Yoshzakizakizakishalabazad and i have a klitoris Mister-X - kehrätä hakkeri jussi <--- SPINNING HACKERY JACK Revvy - http://www.savagecouncil.com/~mrb/talktohand.jpg jAm0^away - screaming spinning ainsley harriott cunt FistMaster - women have cunts too FistMaster - stick 2 finger up your bum, then have a good whiff of them... shuold sort yer sinuses out mank - [@FistMaster]: rofl lew, the missus thought you and ste were gay mank - [@FistMaster]: what he sticks straws up stes bum and sucks out his own man gravy? Revvy - Made with sturdy green rock construction. This is NOT your normal little weak nancy-boy kinda castle. Dipshit. grexory - you havent got anything like sci-tech diplay doctor in have you that made my monitor look like it was filled with maggots ;/ FistMaster - <|rob> sound quality on divX is so much better than any sound i've ever heard on my pc before, much better than winamp divx doesn't do sound Midgard - <|rob> i d/l er this movie ;) |rob> adult art movie < @SEPTiMUS> adult art movie!? <|rob> ok a porno SEPTiMUS - <|rob> OIL Midgard - [join] : Alex_H : #sqs evening all guys can u see me? < @SEPTiMUS> yes < @SEPTiMUS> this isn't ICQ :) < +ozy> i can't < +ozy> who's there? SEPTiMUS - YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH, WELL YOU'RE NOT, YOU'RE CHICKEN! OOOOH IS THAT SO? YOU WANNA PROVE IT TO ME?! SEPTiMUS - 'Crash' that's that film about people who fuck victims of car crashes ... gone are the days when they made films like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang SEPTiMUS - imagine being actually called Dick van Dyke almost as bad as 'Mike Hunt' SEPTiMUS - "Mr.T! Some old guy's been saying that Newton's Laws only apply to slow-moving objects!" "What? I'm a set that sucka's teeth in motion!" SEPTiMUS - http://dreamwater.net/mistert/index.html SEPTiMUS - * SEPTiMUS watches everyone's skull melt * Neo_Gadwinz 's brain explodes into celery Spikeh - <+Mister-X> lew do you have a two-headed joystick? mank - [@Ang-AFK]: GRRRR grexory - and a patridge in a fucking cunted spinnerytree mank - : @SEPTiMUS shaves Ang-AFK Angelifood - say 'with the black cock hammering at the moon it has damaged my ip address' Mister-X - your spleen just bursts out of your body and moves forward at 37.8mph felling trees and killing monkeys Revvy - [13:04:09] *SEPTiMUS* FOOR SEPTiMUS - MAKE A FLIM OUT OF IT "IT CAME FROM INSIDE GREG'S ABDOMEN" RFOLRF jujst this spleen going around the earth at 37.8mph punching through walls/ships/houses/pigs and antelopes mank - your pi is cunted Mister-X - I HAD A CUSTOMER THE OTHER DAY IN THE SHOP CALLED 'MRS HAT' Mister-X - http://www.hunny.dircon.co.uk/more.html connies homepage i got that through a search rofl are you searching for "old strange women with websites on fuschias"? Braveheart - http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/cinerama/west/183/rachel_willis1.jpg Mister-X - who knows that song by A nothing? starbucks? nothing? starbucks? Angelic - sorry love i cunted your tea... the pan started spinning with the microwave then ran into a wall Revvy - http://www.wsc.dircon.co.uk/smokestar.gif Angelicast - WHAT THE SPINNING FUCK?? its not a black cock is it ? Angelicast - stop sodomising the neighbours lets see no it's dirty Angelicast - mc hammer is a poof Angelicast - wang, nob, prick, cock, penis, shaft, pole, fire-arm, cannon, artillery, doomstick SEPTiMUS - HERMAN BLENDERFACE ozy - you see other people like 'Shark Gordon' who jumps into the sea in titanium chainmail, and david attenbrough who's most dangerous persuit to date was sitting on an anthill SEPTiMUS - his dad IS really spooky i bet he can get 90kg of cocaine through customs in a bag saying cocaine Mister-T - Hïhú my kêyböård ïs bêåt yöúrs chånnêl Braveheart - different strokes for different folks XeRo^Away - Spikeh has a sleveless top on [@Spikeh]: I'm GAY! St3^ - hdd total[ 78.67GB of 210.42GB ] Mister-X - http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/goldmine/bumperstickers//lent_aids.jpg mank - what the fuck is wtf mank - [Neo_Gadwinz]: chairs suck, and they invariably grow dicks and rape people mank - [@XeRo-]: yes mank yes i have aids mank - [@FistMaster]: erm ive been hacked mank - [@St3^]: lew, lew, you've got an arse like two badly parked volvo's... mank - [@mank]: fucks sake i'm talking to myself online again [@mank]: and reading it mank - [grexory]: she can fuck my black cock Mister-X - i was biking to worik.. and i just pictured this spleen, going across the road at about 10mph 5ft off the ground. hitting cars and fences rOFL i nearly fell off my bike lew Revvy - «10:35» our neighbours have this cool parrot, and they bring it round when they go on holiday, and it was staying with us all week, they came to collect it this morning, and it had had a stroke, was all fucked up spazzing in the bottom of the cage, coulnb't get up Dex^EQ - * Harker .:SoundZ:. Vengaboys - Kiss (Airscape Remix) (7:37) @ 128Kbps MP3 | harker | LOL | how dare you listen to that music Braveheart - Make virgin tally marks out of blood on your wall mank - [@Braveheart]: that one of your fetishes lew? [@SEPTiMUS]: what, mank in skirt and stockings? [@SEPTiMUS]: of course, who wouldn't find that immensely fucking attractive? FistMaster - die ntl you fucking homoclowns mank - [@SEPT^Food]: Are you excited yet? Well you sure as hell better be or else Arnold will personally come over to your house and crush your skull like a rotting grape beneath the tread of an Abrams tank. SEPTiMUS - When you have a foot-long clitoris that looks like a banana and a vagina that shoots reproductive fluid I think you just crossed the line into freaky aquatic invertebrate reproduction territory. SEPTiMUS - ·¤·¤·¤· Choon ·¤·¤·¤· Unknown Artist - Untitled (10:57) @ 32Kbps MP3 (><) Joint Stereo (!gimmehshit) to download now this is a tune ¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡! TuNe! ¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡! SEPTiMUS - * Braveheart emits turkey from his pituatary gland SEPTiMUS - ogg is more of a standard than mp3 ever was mp3 is all bent and cunted mank - [@SEPTiMUS]: I'm wanking with my own knees! mank - [@SEPTiMUS]: iihiihiih!!!!!!!!! => mank - [@SEPTiMUS]: hentai women don't have saggy flaps and mashed cunts mank - CLITSPIT mank - [@mank]: "my clit can spit! :-)" [@SEPTiMUS]: fighting game move [@SEPTiMUS]: woman grows a sudden clit and screams 'CLIT SPIT!!!!' Dexyrunner - james i got new tshirts | one that says "re-hab is for quitters" and one that says "serial killers are people too" Midgard - < @Alison> harkers small infact tiny thing! mankCM3 - [@SEPTiMUS]: I'm a pair of tits with a bloke on them john\maddies - cheers for the syb you m0ng Revvy - [19:36:30] hes nice sometimes he's just....townyish [19:36:56] more like a.....i dunno, some kind of small creature <- Harker, viewed through the eyes of his ex. onky block onky onky mank - :) :\ :| :( SEPTiMUS - RFEROUEROGER <-- dutch? john\maddies - im coming up yours at 1 Mister-X - its weird but I just realised like half of my family speak like this your immediate family rofl?! "david, that mothafuckin nigga brannon's here" "that motherfucka nigga brannon missed the fucking nigga bus" "yo aint takin no nigga mothafuckin 23:05 bus, get yo ass in mah ride" Midgard - < @Angelic> catn remember what i ordered :D < @Angelic> jizm baguette :/ john\maddies - james yo erm i mean 'hi' SEPTiMUS - conversations like "whats that? from star wars?" Me:"No its a map of the solar system" Him:Star wars? Me:No the solar system is the place that out planet resides in" Him "Star wars?" Me: How should I put this.. err Him :Star Wars? Me :Yeah from star wars Him : OK! Midgard - < @Dex^porn> USA people are so incredibly dumb, I refuse to believe they exist :) grexory - http://www-jl.jl.cninfo.net/jlweb/soft/regcode/a.html Midgard - < @sats> Chuck norris is not a hype, it's way of life mank - [+ozy]: i love it [+ozy]: it's very.. nice john\maddies - why the fuck do you have to combine wine and beer to make armor? Harker - (15:55:29) *** port`trip (chris@never.gets-disconnected.de) Quit (Ping timeout) (15:58:36) *** port`trip (chris@never.gets-disconnected.de) has joined #james ^TaLyN^ - type of tune is it brannon? a songy song Spikeh - i got p this morning and just had an urge to spin a basketball all day Angelic - harker does poodles? Angelic - parkinsons disease people who just sit there vibrating SEPTiMUS - the 4x400 relay, all the batons'll become suzy salt and percy pepper and davey doomstick grexory - fiona forty falopians Mister-X - MY MUM'S ASKING WHAT I'M LAUGHING AT "I'm laughing at Paraplegic Pete, Quadraplegic Quentin and Fiona Forty Fallopians" Harker - http://www.r0x0r.co.uk/ocukpics/room.jpg spoilt cunt! Braveheart - why can't I change nick to Revvy Revvy - check this funky shit out? - <_Revvy> why can't I change nick <_Revvy> to Revvy Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> have you seen that new propulsion method the aussies have come up with? < @SEPTiMUS> they've developed this rocket engine that has no moving parts, runs on hydrogen and oxygen taken in from the air as it moves through it, and thus can move at around 5000mph < +ozy> oh ffs rofl < +ozy> i thought you mean't blokes coming mank - [@SEPTiMUS]: brb need to pour shit in my ear Dexyrunner - hò =) Mister-X - rofl the desktop has crashed I can't access anything other than this window wtf is going on now, winamp has just popped up and started playing a-team theme ffs Braveheart - Got any foal porn? I like 'em young Dexyrunner - smack my foal up Mister-X - They get paid in bum sex ;/ ^TaLyN^ - <^TaLyN^> stupid euro keyboard, I keep hitting enter mid sentence :/ <^TaLyN^> No idea why, it's in exactly the same place as the UK keyboard... Midgard - < @SEPT^TW2K2> 2 bytes added to every single packet of data in the world < @SEPT^TW2K2> that's a mass of extra bandwidth < @Revvy> hello lag! < @Revvy> how are you?! < @Revvy> I MISSED YOU! SEPTiMUS - lightening hit a NTL exchange NTL AIMED IT THEY WERE FLYING A PLANE HIGH UP IN THE CLOUDS DIRECTING IT AT THE EXCHANGE LOADS OF SCIENTISTS JUST EMERGE FROM HEDGES AND BEHIND CARS, WRITING ON THEIR CLIPBOARDS JUST A AEROPLANE WITH "NTL" ON THE SIDE, WITH A 1950'S "RAY GUN" BOLTED ON THE SIDE, AIMING SCREAMING BURST OF LIGHTENING AT LINCOLN SEPTiMUS - BARS OF TEA COMING FROM THE PLANE SEPTiMUS - CAPTAIN BIRDSEYE'S GARGANTUAN GAY GAMMON PANCAKES Mister-X - omg I can imagine the battle system.. the screen goes dark and you see this glowing pair of eyes and shining white teeth approach from behind the enemy then you hear a giant rending noise and the enemy falls in half rOFL Midgard - < @fulleh> how on earth does a vagina get to the name 'pussy' jAm0 - it makes me sweat elephants mank - : +ozy spontaneously turns into a Bowler Hat XeRo - ::: Nick: (@XeRo^) is now known as (@Kl33t_Eastwood) [@Revvy]: b1tch_c455idy 4nd the 5cr1ptd4nc3 k1d5 Mister-X - http://www.websimplistic.com/septimus/shirt-casualty.gif rofl imagine wearing that, and casualty man actually pulling up next to you knocking you flying with his 10 foot cock, then ramming it home whilst singing the song off of the back, with the bleak grinning face reflecting off a puddle of your own blood on the floor Mister-X - http://www.websimplistic.com/septimus/shirts/shirt-paint.gif shirt-paint :I can imagine some demented 6 yr old making them in school and the teacher going ":/" THE TEACHER WALKING ALONG "OH VERY NICE, JEFFREY, IT'S A HOUSE... WHATS THIS TIMOTHY?" "IT'S A CASUALTY MAN ANALLY DESTROYING AN NTL ROUTER ON LANGLEY ROAD" ";/" SEPTiMUS - my phone line still receives packets from 1997, I've been on the phone before when suddenly I hear a railgun shot or an 'Ughghg' as BT releases the packet it's held hostage for five years SEPTiMUS - my teeth are flailing all over the place and I never had braces, teeth coming out of my nose ffs Mister-X - ROFL I CAN IMAGINE PEOPLE WITH TEETH FLYING OUT OF THEIR NOTRILS AND EARS THEY CHEW FOOD THROUGH THEUR NOSTRILS ROFGL SKULL FULL IOF TEETH Mister-X - rofl I looked in the mirror at my blooded nose and started making war marks on my face with the blodd ffs, how sad is that your dad walks in and you're sat in the bathroom covered in tribal strokes of blood <04Mister-X> YOURE SAT THERE WITH A GIANT HEADDRESS AND A MASSIVE SPEAR YOUR DAD WALKS IN, POINT AT HIM, SHOUT "kILL WHITE MAN!!" AND LOB THE SPEASR AT HIM ROFL Mister-X - im gonna become a pimp ROFL dress up in a purple suit with a purple hat and drive around in a caddilac and loud hiphop playing some repeating hiphop tune called 'The Mothafuckaz - Fuck' which goes 'MOTHAFUCKA NIGGA FUCK' for 5 mins Braveheart - Working is shit. I'd rather just stay in and wank SEPTiMUS - * Joins: D^v (xx@b-dial176.uti.hu) yess i am from hunfarian brannon\seans - <@mank> one of the smtihs songs on my new album is called "Oscillate Wildly" gee- - Is there a command to just read notes? SEPTiMUS - if this download of ps7 is fucked again, i'm going on a killing spree don't kill me i'm not going to travel to m'boro for a killing spree i'll probably have calmed down by the time i get there sat on the train going "ARGHHh hnnnnnnGGGhhh!!!!" as i'm leaving oxford SEPTiMUS - swam my fucking cunt off earlier Angelic - DEFORMED ALDI SHOPPERS Angelic - it's a bit short Midgard - Just apply a lens flare < @SEPTiMUS> NO < @SEPTiMUS> NO LENS FLARES < @SEPTiMUS> I WILL DESTROY YOU IF YOU USE LENS FLARES Angelic - I'm sorting my girlie mags into chronological order which is slightly arousing SEPTiMUS - shuffle shuffle splat SEPTiMUS - Anyone seen this: Best Blow Job In The World.mpg? whats it about? mank - ::: Quit: (kan) (~Pornstar@81-86-181-101.dsl.pipex.com) ( i once put ice cream in a rubber and wanked it was unreal) SEPTiMUS - fuck that shit shagging icecream is bleak as fuck |slider^stuff| - 'SOMETHING INSIDE SO HARD AND LONG AND BLACK AND SHIMMERING' SEPTiMUS - «SOUNDZ1.5» Bathtub Shitter - tower «1:30» RFOLR F!?!?! THAT SOUNDS LIKE MARS GIVING BIRTH TO 5 SPINES HIS EYEBALLS ARE EMITTING HORSE SKULLS * SEPTiMUS TEARS OUT HIS C DRIVE AND THROWS IT IN A BUCKET OF DISINFECTANT Harker - (22:47:14) <@mank> my parents would keep asking me who 'mank' was mank - [Neo_Gadwinz]: rofl my parents think I'm [Neo Gadwinz] a pornstar for some reason Midgard - < @mank> mank, fuse, Harker, xero, dexy, marz, mayes, jamie < @mank> all play/have played/know how to play cs :) < @SEPTiMUS> harker's in another clan for CS < @SEPTiMUS> x, mayes and jamie have dabbled in it < @SEPTiMUS> and dexy's dutch < @SEPTiMUS> and fuse just cut the grass ozy - Guys I need some advice I woke up at 6am this morning Looked under my bed And my dad was there mank - [Marz]: I get my dad to call me railgod in public :) mank - @mank anally bites lew [@SEPTiMUS]: get off my ring mank - [+Greenstrife]: send me the dong [+Gumbo]: you can't have my dong Midgard - oh, ffs my printer wont fit :/ my elite stylus 600 :/ < @Revvy> try pushing harder... use more lube. Midgard - my family are always chatting about thrasching black cocks in one way or another Harker - I am a thrasching black cock ;/ SEPTiMUS - it is eliet tho if i got that.. i';d be so fucking eliet i'd have tomatoes growing out of my scrotum mank - i've been stuck to my chair with my own jizz before SEPTiMUS - ffs I'm sat here, naked With my fucking socks and trainers still on SEPTiMUS - im also gonna go and thrash my fucking thatcher * grexory is now known as grex^thrashing <-- Midgard - I HAD A FUCKING RAGING HARDON JUST FDUCKING GAGGING TO BE THRASHED TO SOME LOVELY FIT FUCKING WOMEN,,,, NOW ITS REDUCED TO AS FUCKING SHRIVELED UP SORRY FUCKING MONKEYS NIPPLE grexory - ROFLROF JUST A SPINNING SERVER EMITTING CLOUDS OF SMOKE AND TURNING PASSERS BY INTO GREEN DUST Mister-X - MAD INSANE SYMBOLS FLASHING ON ITS DISPLAY, ONE OF THE DRIVE BAYS OPENS AND A MECHANICAL CLAW COMES OUT, HOLDING A "RAY GUN" SEPTiMUS> AND IT TURNS YOU INTO TALC A HEAP OF TABLE SALT ROFL AND YOUR SKELETON FLASHES AND YOUR SANDLES DISSAPEAR Mister-X - IF YOU TOOK "ET+QUASIMOTO+VARIOUS LANGLEY INMATES" FORCED THEM TO HAVE SEX IN A MAD ORGY, YOU'D GET MICHEAL JACKSON SCREAMING OUT OF THE CUNT grexory - "awight, £550 for 2 windows" "err?? but it was only £2.50 last week" "yeeah, i know vat kant, you seen va price of that muverboard?" mank - [grexory]: my house is just rotating, huge gobs of spunk flying out of the windows, hedges being ripped out of the ground, trees snapping like matchsticks, insane 300ft wave of semen throws cars madly over the horizon mank - @mank invades lew's anal passage : @SEPTiMUS splurts vegetables out of his anus in a provoked defensive move mank - Americas Army - It may well be free, but then so are pubic lice and I bet they're a fuck sight more fun. mank - [@SEPTiMUS]: come on alan [@SEPTiMUS]: you're 40 secs late SEPTiMUS - imagine being called "Gerald Spleen" jAm0^away - [@Dexyrunner] : I need to get laid |slider| - all I can hear is "LEW LEW LEWLEWLWELWE HOW DO I BREATH?! HOW DO I RECONNECT TO THE INTERNET?!?! WHY IS MY FACE PINK/BROWN/YELLOW???" <--- ROFL Harker - Harker - (00:20:53) *** You were killed by S (S (You are violating QuakeNet rules. Please read http://www.quakenet.org/rules/. ID: 307132)) Dexyrunner - I'm yo #1 pimp ho | nah kim wilde's my no1 whore gee` - iv read a book ozy - CHOP MASTER ONION MOTHAFUCKA KICK PUNCH FUCK THAT NIGGA UP WITH YA GLOCK Angelic - do you strap yourself in when you wank? FistMaster - http://pox.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/video/bf1942_weenie.wmv SEPTiMUS - http://www.savagesonblondes.com/deep/deep.html "WATCH AS DADDYS LITTLE RICH GIRL GETS AMBUSHED AND TORN IN HALF BY FOOT LONG MONSTER COCKS" gee` - PRFP LSTE STARTED TO DRAW A COCK AND HE WENT 'CAN YOU GUESS WHAT IT IS YET?' SO I SAID 'A COCK' AND HE QUICKLY DREW A BODY AND WENT 'NO, COCKMAN' mank - [@Midgard]: i got three birds in my bedroom 8] [@Ang-Out]: a parrot, budgie and canary? FistMaster - me cornetto's not frozen properly so it's all fluffy XD Midgard - now... wheres that 15 year old chat room..... FistMaster - * FistMaster is now Back : ·¤·¤·¤·Investigating the delights of KEBAB·¤·¤·¤· ·¤·¤·¤· Gone: 1hr 35mins 5secs ·¤·¤·¤· f00k that was a HUGE kebab delivery costs 200 quid coz t has to b airlift'd in t ya house SEPTiMUS - "farm girl bent double.mpeg" sounds normal right it sounds fucking bleak no that sounds fucking far from normal and the mention of farm in any porn clip does not equal normal mank - [@SEPTiMUS]: harker, throw the monitor in the bin then EAT THE FUCKING BIN mank - [@SEPTiMUS]: a wank is fondling to eventual climax Midgard - < +jAm0> huhu how leet am i! Midgard - < @Death> TAME THE CUNT < @Death> RESPECT THE COCK Midgard - < +jAm0> <--- hitlers son's sisters sons brothers cousins son :) mank - mmm... soapy SEPTiMUS - * Joins: grexory^case (grexory@pc3-linc1-3-cust129.not.cable.ntl.com) grexory - * |Slinky| is now known as |Slinky||CS SEPTiMUS - Random ICQ messages from oz: "NiNjA LEMoN: BUMM VEALIEYT" "NiNjA LEMoN: urghuhghurh" SEPTiMUS - "Played individually they'd all he mildly crap, but taken as a whole they're, um, unbelievably crap. This sort of rubbish went out with Daley Thompson. " SEPTiMUS - alguien hables español !??!? xDDDDDD SEPTiMUS - <|rob> did i ever mention the time i caught a customer wanking in front of hes dog? grexory - huaí * robbeh has left #sqs SEPTiMUS - what is the point of having to compile your own programs on linux? what on cunts sake is the point? when i download a program, i want to use it not run throught 7000 commandline interpreters/compilers/linkers just to get a message saying "you are missing libc.x cgibin.lib and xgcloaimcns.lkx" mank - [@SEPTiMUS]: he's from middlesbrough [@SEPTiMUS]: don't let it get to you SEPTiMUS - i love the scsi stuff in my pc, it goes like fucking hell on jets, SEPTiMUS - rofl lew, sounds like a fisting tune SEPTiMUS - JUMP AND WAVE JUMP AND WAVE SPIN AND SQUIRT SPIN AND SQUIRT gee- - pag wants to see my nips SEPTiMUS - * mank gets his coxxyx out * SEPTiMUS cautiously and sexily reveals his spleen * mank strips down to his urethra SEPTiMUS - shes picasso's model look, shes got one eye round the side of her head FistMaster - and he has a horse affectionately called "Cooncrusher" SEPTiMUS - ah fuck that, that tree is made of metal celery or something, nothing will cut it :/ mank - [^TaLyN^]: combination of wide open space and men in golfing trousers, golf truly is the sport of the homosexual ;/ FistMaster - i had a watch powered by loonix, but it failed to tell me the time as i didnt have compatible drivers for the hands grexory - http://www.fukingmachines.com/images/animated%20gif%27s/zawkong.gif Midgard - < @Braveheart> beauty is only a light switch away :] Midgard - the trick is bh take 2 brown bags with you.. if you pull a minger, put on on her head. if she REALLY mings, put one on your head too... incase hers falls off mank - [sexy_male_4_u]: sweet_babe, wanna cyba? [@sweet_babe1234]: fuck off and die Revvy - [19:13:21] *Spikeh* CYBER?! [19:13:30] || -> *Spikeh* WTF || [19:13:35] *Spikeh* ROFl mank - [@SEPTiMUS]: because this will induce epilepsy in blind people Mister-Away - i rape unicorns. she inserts it it gives her the horn muwahaha FistMaster - even i wouldn't shage charlie dimmock would you shag me though? in a second :) as that's probably all the time it'd take knowing you *** Parts: mank (slag!) Mister-X - I'm converting you to my japanese ways "hihuha drink my weewee pretty lady!!!!!!! and win a million yen" they make a TV show about it called Super Cupboard ACTION Wee Turbo! ALPHA SUPER HAPPY WEEWEE DEFECATINGS ACTION SHOW TURBO ALPHA EX ZERO CHAMPION EDITION Mister-X - anyone guess my middle name? :) people who don't know stefan stefan oh we know Mister-X - RKFO, i was watching telly the other night and who should come on but lionel LLOL ORLF>!/ what was he doing? what was he doing? SEPTiMUS - he was using the slicing machine and slices right into his hand fucking halfwit cause he wasn't using the slicer properly grexory - <|rob> AMD, its like central heating FistMaster - BLR would just turn into a riot, and if you closed your eyes you'd just hear 200ppl screaming "fucks seik" jAm0 - st3 shows the americans to respect the english cock Angelic - whose on me? me mank - [@fuseY]: im naked :D Angelic - ''bum'' mank - [@SEPTiMUS]: *****M**Y** **S**A****C*K* *I****S* ****B*R***O*K**E** jAm0 - lew has a pet sock called hank SEPTiMUS - and they don't SHAVE their pubes off they fucking burn it off it was sick ffs, this blokes knackers were on fire and he was going "huhihiahea!" mank - [+ozy]: ROFL if i set my pubes alight, my entire lower body would be like fucking hiroshima grexory - bi sexual is where people don't give a fuck who they cunt? <-- look at that shining example of the use of 'cunt' grexory - he's just a twiglet of melted together razer boomslangs Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> I bet when you get married you'll get your wife to install linux on a PC while you wank furiously ^TaLyN^ - <@SEPTiMUS> the closest I've been to a bj is switzerland SEPTiMUS - how was america ste?! americans all over florida now realise how much they suck mank - [@Add]: check mah bling bling ping floyd, blud Braveheart - lew would be sat in the bedroom all week looking at a pocket calculator trying to think of ways to connect it to IRC FistMaster - *** Quits: |Sp33dy| ((17:52) slink the day you get a suzuki swift is the day i grow another tit (17:52) <|Slinky|> bonus day then?) john\maddies - Tubular balls mank - [pagz0r]: i have a serious drinking problem. i only have two hands but one mouth Midgard - < @Spikeh> I wouldn;t go on holiday wtih him if you paid me in gold dildos Spikeh - I'm gonna have a wank Midgard - < @Spikeh> I'm gonna have a wank <@Midgard> how many that for today? < @Spikeh> I nearly said "none" but I was so desperate for one earlier, I had one in the sink at work :| Midgard - Uptime (Windows ME (4.90 - 3000) Uptime: 2d 23h 21m 45s (Record: 2d 23h 21m 45s)) Mister-X - the phone! rofl it rang, and then fell off the table Midgard - <[RO]eu> HEY <[RO]eu> are you stuppid? Mister-X - havn't wanked in ages Been working non-stop and couldn't be arsed I think it's making me dick bigger I went from 4-9.5 by using the wankfast plan Mister-X - i saw a pub called "BLACK COCK" SEPTiMUS - i was on my bed pounding away like fucjk, and my mum walked in with some ironed clothes, i was just on my bed going like a bull at a gate.. she looked and went ";/" and ignored me, opened the wardrobe put the clothes in, then went outl.. never said anything for the rest of the day SEPTiMUS - pick a number between 1 and 505 17 NOT 17 YOU CUNTS * Parts: Mister-X (haueuioheu@modem-905.llama.dialup.pol.co.uk) SEPTiMUS - "Commonly used by bandits, mutants and goths." Mister-X - =01:21:38= «SOUNDZ1.5» Nigel & Marvin - Follow Da Leader 2002 «7:36» @ 192Kbps MP3 (><) Stereo =01:21:43= *** SEPTiMUS has quit IRC (Excess Flood) Spikeh - i am teh idiot and i have very small intestine!!! grexory - =01:32:39= *** SEPTiMUS changed nick to St3^ =01:32:42= *** Marz changed nick to SEPTiMUS =01:32:46= *** Spikeh changed nick to Corporal_Lancot =01:32:46= *** Ste` changed nick to Marz SEPTiMUS - * grexory is now known as Neo_Gadwin celery celery celery Mister-X - ffs I got hiccu098ps Mister-X - omg mayes, stay away from BLR, I don't want the 3Com 24port switches to start flying around the rooms and people's PCs to spontaniously turn into plants SEPTiMUS - "Get the Top 10 Most Popular Sites for "bumsex" - Powered by Ask Jeeves" gee` - i went through it all then it said my volume wasn't calibrated corectly that's because it wasn't calibrated correctly grexory - questions like.. "do wink at XR3i's as they scream past" "do you own 9 gold chains" "do you own a kappa tracksuit" "do you have a stupid face" SEPTiMUS - "do you have a stomach full of shoulders?" grexory - * Marz emits jaffa cakes from his rudder |slider| - My cable broke <|slider|> whats up with your cable, any ideas? The guy next door dug up the path outside to bury his dog and he took my cable out with it SEPTiMUS - }¦¬{D> }8¬D Midgard - < @Draven`> im back :D <@Midgard> who are u ? < @Draven`> goood good < @Draven`> and you? jAm0 - re-bight-hack ozy - <[3RT-r]X-l1v3> its a good pseudo=))))))))))))))wallace Midgard - < @Braveheart> rofl im always finding pubes on my keyboard :> Midgard - I love getting fucked in both ways Braveheart - I'll pay you my pancreas even, whatever the fuck it does , it can't be that useful your pacreas makes adrenaline and insulin without it you'd die fuck that, I want sexy figurine I'd be happy with it, and thus die a happy man jAm0 - rofl... this guy was playing my kit, playing it so fucking lamely.. i could hear my drums telepathicaly screaming "GREG WHERE ARE YOU? =(" SEPTiMUS - dam u need a real woemen lew get all that pent up jizze outa u rofl when u get it you just going to explode like Kracatoa fuck that I'll be like mount st helens my whole groin will fly off in a thunderous explosion grexory - http://www.plycon.com/foldadv.htm Mister-X - you're supposed to be in crete john\brannons - http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2133930579 john\brannons - mine's 14" john\brannons - "scandisk has reported 76043 mililitres of semen on 800000 sectors" Mister-X - Maddenstein says: *stab* oops SEPTiMUS - i've got mixmeister 4 pro lew any good oz? no it sucks ozy - <|rob> fs why am i getting emails from Huggies SEPTiMUS - will smith - black cocks cuming ( on ya head ) SEPTiMUS - I'm gonna go poke knitting needles in my ears or failing that, attempt to eat my own skull syba - * jAm0^game has returned from playing .::. cstrike... damn, i got banned why? did you win? syba - last night i met a girl who's had sex with a leper syba - CHARLY SAYS ALWAYS FUCK YOUR DAD UP THE ARSE FOR POCKET MONEY syba - CHARLY SAYS "MEWOWOWAHEAHEAHE" syba - =[00:02]= -^jAmBoT^- #0o0o Definitions: No definitions for LIFE grexory - http://www.rapandmikesworld.res-command.com/random/bill_gates.jpg gee` - * Mister-X resists urge to correcy syba - this is happiness and i fall ozy - http://www.lisaslater.co.uk/grotbags.gif Midgard - < @Revvy> \\ soundz \\ Spice 1 - 38O On That Ass «4:19» @ 128Kbps MP3 Biggz - http://www.flowgo.com/flowgo2_view.cfm?page_id=37890 syba - er? "B4Tm4N" is pmingme asking me why he's banned from #=) Midgard - < +ozy> if i don't stop coughing soon my lungs are going to turn into mash potato < @SEPTiMUS> er < @SEPTiMUS> that'll not be very pleasant jAm0 - I'm on the khaled rhubarb drongo mailing list syba - I don't have a mobile phone well I do but it doesn't work syba - well, you know... i could be a vicious gang of biker paedophiles Mister-X - I can own most people in armwrestling i can too I'd own you sense you pudding outside! rofl we both walk outside our houses and stand there for ages shouting "come on then cunt!!! grrrr :|" Mister-X - omg this guy came in the shop today with a gola t shirt on SEPTiMUS - 10,13BLIND J00?!?!?!?! 14,4BlInD J00!??!!! omg my fucking eyeballs have caught fire grexory - <|rob> theres some silly cunt on there knocking a hole in the side of hes house to set up a water cooling system u read that? <|rob> fucking turn up in a JCB and the neighbours ask what your doing and u say im clocking the pc FistMaster - you've turned into a total PC modding mentler jim ive always been a pc modder lew before it was just 'rend PC into perspex hell' now it's 'rend PC into perspex hell with christmas lights and sirens' syb\food - lived with her?! I didn't live with her! correct you didnt Spikeh - <@fuseY^> ima goin sweimmaging now Bwanna Midgard - < @Braveheart> rofl i told some ppl on the server bozz and lordy said wp is it a crackwhore or a grunt? syb\guitar - i got cunted by a giant sewer rat last night :| ozy - "URANIUM FLAVOURED CAMEL BILE" SEPTiMUS - "McSaddam's Big Plague burger meal" "McSaddam's Unhappymeal" ROFOLRF!!! just a box full of cunt, with a :( on the side syba - long distance relationships are gay no homosexual relationships are gay :| Mister-X - ok li, I'll take you Hope you can take 14 inches? And 17 inches long ;) Mister-X - http://www.sexsweety.com/banners/fl31.jpg Midgard - http://www.direct2.motorola.co.uk/eCS/Store/en_GB/images/pics/h_fun_on.gif http://www.direct2.motorola.co.uk/eCS/Store/en_GB/images/pics/h_v70_on.gif <@Midgard> u are wanking over motorola adverts ? syb\guitar - u dont have as many friends as me [18:07] i bet i do :P [18:07] remeber im pakistani [18:07] 375 cousins [18:07] owned syb\writing - scrolling is what they called flooding on AOL ROF:? "I JUST BOUGHT A NEW MOUSE WITH A MIDDLE BUTTON FOR SPAMMING" LOL bind mwheelup say "HAHEHAE!" then scroll as fast as you can ROLFOFLE!!!!! HAHEHAE! HAHEHAE! HAHEHAE! HAHEHAE! SEPTiMUS - it doesn't help really that george w bush doesn't give a shit about pollution either it doesnt really help that george w bush emits cabbage soup from his eyeballs either ed-x^ - i'm in new york also [ Nine Inch Nails - I'm Afraid of Americans ] sats - <^TaLyN^> it's the tripple pull-offs that cunt me Braveheart - * Marz SOUNDZ: Various Artists - Fatboy Slim - Sunset (Bird of Prey) (3:51) @ 128Kbps MP3 hate that song marz :| I love it It reminds me of so much of who/what? Wanking you wank over eagles and falcons? YEs :( jAm0 - [@St3^] it is.. i love you up to the cieling, down to the floor, all around the world and a little bit more ;) ozy - has spikeh gone to ibiza afterall or ... ? lake district Midgard - < @fuseY^> 2 tampons walking across the street < @fuseY^> they pass eachother and say absolutely nothing < @fuseY^> you know why? <@Midgard> .. < @fuseY^> cos they're stuck up cunts Mister-X - why! I demand an explanation or at least a feasible lie Midgard - < +jAm0> how do you know? < +Mister-X> because i have more than 12 brain cells jamie < +jAm0> oh, ok then < +Mister-X> you jockey < +Mister-X> i know how to spekk words Mister-X - roflrofllOR I made a song up with christian, Christian: "DUST DUST DUST LALAL HRMGH SERIOUSLTY DISH WASHER HMM HMM DUST DUST" "WHERE ARE ALL THE DISK WIPES, WHERE WHERE!" Me: "NOT HERE NOT HERE GO AWAY LALALALA GO AWAY!" mank - R0F I DIM DRILBLING SEPTiMUS - HUGH HUGH =) mank - CHRISTINE TWO COXXYXES SEPTiMUS - LARRY INFINITE LARYNXES Mister-X - SUSAN SIX SPHINCTERS Mister-X - BONELESS BILLY SO CALLED BECAUSE HE HAS NO BONES Mister-X - I'VE GOT SMALL ARAB COUNTRIES IN MY BODY "Sorry sir, it seems your Kuwait has ruptured." "OW!! Shit, my Democratic Republic of Congo has popped out again!" SEPTiMUS - SEPTiTURF septiturf SEPTiMUS - nooo i flooded myself * Quits: FistMaster (Fistl_r@pc2-stoc2-3-cust117.mid.cable.ntl.com) (Excess Flood) SEPTiMUS - john\away Nickname is already in use. mank - [@fuseY^]: i thought he was foreign [@SEPTiMUS]: he's cornish mank - @fuseY^]: i aM a ShoRt tALl bLoNde/BRoWn blUe EyEd MaN annD SoMETimES giRl SEPTiMUS - i've put my shoes on inside out ;/ SEPTiMUS - <|rob> i saw a old bloke once walking down the st with hes coat on upside down FistMaster - FistMaster on #flailers #lincoln_retards #langleymentalinstitute #how_to_put_a_coat_on #sqs #how_to_smash_routers James- - [john\maddies]: "GOD SAID - THOUU SHALT NOT L33CH MP3Z OR WAREZ" john\maddies - james why are you not called mank because i'm called james? faniced a change Mank Walsh SEPTiMUS Lane Sybaman Watts Neo Mayes :/ Ozy Osborne would be a bit suspect rofl Ozy Osbourne ROFROf SEPTiMUS - *UNFUNFUNF john\chess - .. love is like such a strong word i don't really like saying it unless i really like someone i do like her though and wanna cream her up against a wall Mister-X - i'm very good at being shot and killed "I specialise in dying profusely and visibly pain-stricken." i specialise in shouting "UAH!!" and my monitor turning red while bits of my player's model fly off YOUR QUAKE BLOKE STARJUMPS AND HIS ARMS, LEGS AND HEAD FLY OFF UNIFORMLY Mister-X - <^St3> (|) <-- shaven (#) <-- hairy as fuckery (-) <--- mutant (:-)) <-- heavily pregnant SEPTiMUS - (3:22.34) ENCODED <^St3> camel slipps SEPTiMUS - "Come child, sit on grandpa's knee," beckoned the elderly man as he attempted to bend over, causing nineteen of his major bones to fracture under the grinding stress. Midgard - < +jAm0^away> OMFG < +jAm0^away> • (jAm0) nickname in use< @James-> [15:43:45] ::: Whois report for (jAm0) < @James-> [15:43:45] ::: Address: jAm0_@pc2-midd3-3-cust47.mid.cable.ntl.com (US Commercial) < @James-> it's yourself, fool James- - [syb\guitar]: james!! [syb\guitar]: THAT KITTEN HAS MY GUITAR [syb\guitar]: we spend agesd looking for it, turns out a pixellated kitten stole it James- - [+jAm0]: lanngley road was just on emmerdale?? Midgard - < +jAm0^QII> me smells of poo Dexyrunner` - HYA! SEPTiMUS - i remember seeing that years ago. i fucking spunked maggots from my head jAm0 - [Alex_H] she sucked like a Dyson Alex_H - jAm0 just found a nice pic of XeRo^... look here! http://www.stuff.is/homo/hey.php?name=XeRo^ Alex_H - http://www.planetprostate.com/ <--- Harker - http://www.alltooflat.com/geeky/elgoog/ Alex_H - imagine a game similar style but with He-man!!!!!!!!! Spikeh - http://viral.lycos.co.uk/attachments/927/best_picture_ever.jpg john\maddies - omg i just saw a nipple on channel5 in an advert for sunday times? James- - [@James-]: do you have SOUND AND VISION? @Add]: NO [@Add]: I AM BLIND AND DEAF FistMaster - dex, how did you know its robbie, dont you live in pakistan? no jam0, I live in Cheese-central SEPTiMUS - http://www.4sims.com/a/rob2.jpg that evil yellow man with cheekbones violating chinese airspace jAm0^QII - [@Midgard] Moo.zik('let the cows dance!') Gina G - OOH AAH...Just a little bit ·3:20· @ 128Kbps MP3 jAm0 - [^TaLyN^] My mate Lucy managed to walk into a door that was already open jAm0 - [Alex_H] what does SQS stand for? [@Spikeh] Secret Quake Services[Alex_H] rofl how gay [@gee`] he just looked at himself in the mirror Alex_H - i play for my college at uni Dex\aweh - i r teh on a greek island | brannon\crete is ~egweimai@ppp19.agn.stsnet.gr * hixory haxory brannon\crete - rofl observe bleakness of keyboard does it have a big extra bit on the side full of hackery? buttons for =) and "my frag" Dex\aweh - dutchieland is a very liberal country | whereas our arses are puckered so tight our shit comes out like toothpaste brannon\crete - if ($anal == $true) /squeal Alex_H - u installed IRC on the school cpu? nah I would get owned by Miss 'fat' Girdler syba - [16:38:53] boo :P syb\guitar - [19:15:31] fuck me I'm wet Alex_H - he had a wank the other day and green jelly came out Alex_H - since when has lew been Septic? James- - [@SEPTiMUS]: I hope my lipstick on your collar comes off today James- - [@SEPTiMUS]: hxDhxD ! Alex_H - right if you'll excuse me, I'm off to attempt to drown myself in my own saliva Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> "Fotzendusche (Cunt Showers)" SEPTiMUS - one kid is gonna be called tit one day (7:01.21) Tit Beckham (7:01.22) in fact I bet the Beckhams' next child is called Tit James- - [@Revvy]: i wish tankgirl would suck on my cock until her eye gets put back into place through pneumatic pressure ;/ James- - Unfortunately, his grammar is still on the level of a dying gorilla who has been taught sign language and is trying frantically to communicate to her handlers that she has just swallowed a chemical that is causing seizures. syb\neopets - I just realised something, wtf is a 'family pack' of condoms all about? James- - : +Mister-X sprays James- with delamic acid SEPTiMUS - The wrestlers are slow and unresponsive, often achieving the speeds of patio furniture. Spikeh - <@Midgard> http://models.danni.com/models/mod168.html <@Midgard> BABIES ARE SMALLER syb\neopets - 100mbit would be 100mbit SEPTiMUS - * Quits: pag`gfk (g00@host213-122-72-151.in-addr.btopenworld.com) (The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less) FistMaster - random townies threw themselves infront of my car during my escape from park bleak did you run em over? naw they were surrounded by the aura of the kappa shellsuit, my car would have sustained too much damage Mister-X - <|slider|> I have used 4 bog rolls since I got up at 8AM \4 bog rolls in 2 hours?? <|slider|> yeah, covered my bedroom walls too <|slider|> and 2 bath towels That's a lot of wanking James- - nobody add notes anymore Mister-X - I'm gonna get some genuine milk from a farm :D Mister-X - "Does your womans vagina often fire those PESKY shotgun shells? Thats no problem with EXTRA SAFE!" ^TaLyN^ - <+Neo_Gadwinz> I had a dream my towel anally raped me in the bathroom jAm0 - [+Neo_Gadwinz] I had nightmares that my towel bummed everyone who came in the bathroom pagz0r - [20:57] uve got enuff cloths to fit the entire population of eathiopia Braveheart - im 16 i dont often play cos im out getting stoned but im playing wednesday Mister-X - [18:26:38] i'm going to stay with li :} [18:26:39] *** Li^ [*!silver_wal@ppp-225-81-9.friaco.access.uk.tiscali.com] has joined channel [#sqs] Mister-X - his films are on sky at midnight chuck falling out of helicopters and mass-cunting entire cuban armies press "i" on them and you get "A maverick cop plays by his own rules, while trying to end gang violence in $city. Starring Chuck Norris and $supportactor. $year" every time SEPTiMUS - polish words are even less comprehensible than finnish words rofl you say "hello" and your larynx catches fire SEPTiMUS - http://web.icq.com/groups_image/1,,24257,00.gif <-----WTF! OEORFL1!! what the FUCK is that ORFL1!? roflRo its a frog that just ate some celery rofl SEPTiMUS - you can't emit unless you have the proper glands piano glands for emitting pianos gland glands for emitting glands SEPTiMUS - but fibre mats fill with gunk <`Nemesis> or the souls of the damned Midgard - some geek in Kazzaa has uploaded about 3 GB of MP3's from me :/ !!! Network Interfaces: (#1 (Realtek RTL8139 Family PCI Fast Ethernet NIC - Packet Scheduler Miniport (10Mb/s) 78.94MB In, 379.45MB Out)) James- - [@gee`]: he's foreign [@gee`]: which is similar to being dead gee- - I know a guy Midgard - [Li^]: what's bh's name again?!?!?! [Li^]: :[ [James-]: richard [James-]: richard shove [Li^]: hehe [James-]: i remember it by 'dick shove' SEPTiMUS - well ok, your hiphopzl0r YOU WHAT LI? James- - [@XeRo^]: i said flaps in english today SEPTiMUS - 675849: Clean every celery in the world 675850: Watch Bloodlust SEPTiMUS - Fuck sake at my typuinc :| James- - if they did break in, i'd have a special alarm that'd release sulpheric acid into the pool instead of chlorine good plan bunneh, since most thieves will head straight for the pool for a swim won't they ;-) Braveheart - btw bh , remember when i said last night iwas going to dl some porn , i dled a blonde in red stockings with a german with small penis thought that will do , when i got it , it was a blonde in red stocking whith a small penised german shepard :/ Braveheart - music[2 Pac - All Eyez On Me - 5:07] dan paki version would be no flyz on me SEPTiMUS - OBLONG DONG SEPTiMUS - + Amateur movies - 1 Hairy amateur slut fisting Sexydexy - I only like my girls to smoke when I'm burning their cute little carcasses in my heavy-duty furnace, after raping their lifeless bodies Angelic - spike likes fingers up his bum syba - only 2 pints of redbull? :D that's only something silly like 800% normal RDA SEPTiMUS - * James- eats COCK SEPTiMUS - 14,0[01 JOHN 14]01 SEPTiMUS - you're turning into a right vampire greg you'll be flying around biting people's clits next i already do Dex|engaged - http://www-ec.njit.edu/~jxk5205/monkey.htm < UBER SEPTiMUS - Anyone want some pork * Angelic wants some pork Midgard - < @Spikeh> Who's the lead singer of Nickleback? < @Spikeh> Chad Kroegar? < +ozy> how american is that name < @Spikeh> It's like being christened 'Phallus' James- - Foursprung Duck Technique SEPTiMUS - what does goa stand for? nothing it's a word like "gola" ozy - I WENT INTO THE KITCHEN AND POURED SOME WATER INTO A GLASS, AND I HEARD "RRAAGH!! GRRRR!! AARAR!!" FROM THE FRONT ROOM, I WALKED IN AND CHUCK NORRIS WAS ON TV BREAKING CHAINS WITH HIS BARE HANDS SEPTiMUS - * Quits: ^TaLyN^ (You're not so bad most of the time but you annoy the fuck out of me with your pedanticism." "It's pedantism, you fool.) syb\away - [+vm]: true actually [+vm]: they shoved all the q3ers on the 2nd floor [+vm]: which was funny [+vm]: cuz in the middle of the night [+vm]: we through things over the banisters at the cs'ers [+vm]: and shouted "fire in the hole" James- - [@Tremor]: going to wash this potato smell off me pubes now be back in a bit SEPTiMUS - we talking like FF or like hentai chair raping games :? ed-x^ - i wonder if old osama is still alive ^TaLyN^ - <@St3^> ROFL.. you think the egyptian navy has a fleet comprised of compressed sand? SEPTiMUS - (timmo) the average testicle is the size of a walnut. [maff] the average walnut tastes better than the average testicle SEPTiMUS - Buy Sadams Crunchy Sand Flakes, Now With Free Atomic weapon of mass destruction (do not swallow) SEPTiMUS - microsoft donates 5 million dollars worth of software to the rescue effort in new york 5 mil of software shit i see cops diggin rubble with an outlook cd SEPTiMUS - black chix vaginas look like a 10 year old leather wallet SEPTiMUS - the newbie armor in EQ requires (among other things) bottles of wine, broken bits of bone and bread you're there walking around with a fucking sandwich taped to your chest syb\guitar - you know what's strange? what? the paranormal SEPTiMUS - imagine if your dick had gills :( Mister-X - just fly to his house on a magic carpet and shove croquets up his arse screaming "DO YOU LIKE THE POTATO MOTHERFUCKER!?" For this excursion you will need: <2SEPTiMUS> 1x Magic carpet 1x Packet of Croquet (frozen) 1x15HORSE SEPTiMUS - first my comp starts emitting cornflour and 4000kHz beeps, then everythign crashes when i reboot when it crashed earlier it made the most spinecrunchingly appaling noise known to man it sounded like the highest tone from your hearing test played at 2000dB SEPTiMUS - http://www.richardwho.com/collections/Images/cmf2.jpg http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/doctorwho/episode_guide/images/uuu_1_lg.jpg FUCGKING PUDDIGN SEPTiMUS - Chod FM 92.1 is a french radio station in Cornwall, Ontario, Canada. Midgard - < @Spikeh> -:o| is elite bh, don't knock it brannon\seans - i r teh back from owning on thps <@James-> i hope you and tony are very happy together brannon\seans - <+Neo_Gadwinz> some old woman wanted frozen stew James- - +Neo_Gadwinz]: MY DAD JUST CAME IN THE ROOM AND FARTED AND THEN WENT OUT AGAIN SMILING syba - [22:24:40] LOL [22:24:41] LOL [22:24:47] john :\ [22:24:53] stop copying me beore i've typed stuff SEPTiMUS - [ Kheyal - Maru Bihag Akzababajid ] ozy - [ Delerium - Silence (Techno Mix) ] ozy - it's like a fightr but more friendly and with music playing very loudly SEPTiMUS - "sorry old bean! didn't mean to rupture your spleen old chap." SEPTiMUS - we do shitloads of stuff with telnet you connect to a RAQ2 server and tell it to "fly across the room at someone's head" the fucking rack just leaps over the office and cunts someone ORFOLR uploading some kind of ET virus to the router.. just fucking spleens and semen coming out of the console port on it ^TaLyN^ - <^TaLyN^> I fucking hate your pedanticism <+Mister-X> pedantry :) SEPTiMUS - have you got imbecile in your list and "nodbert" and "jockey" and "testicle faced old man" SEPTiMUS - it's like she's been rotating on a spin for several hours Spikeh - http://sc-server2.bt.com/broadbandhaslanded/bt_has_flash.htm ROFLFOROFR James- - [@syb\away]: "scuse me sir do u sell asylum" [@James-]: "yes, pay me a tenner and you can hide in the cupboard" SEPTiMUS - ffs, online gaming has really turned to scuttlefish Spikeh - <|rob> i'll give u a quick 9 holes in 10 minutes if u want SEPTiMUS - Picard likes Earl Grey i thought picard would have been partial to a cup of Klingon Ghychk'tk'aklkja Anal Tea James- - [Marz`]: I just had 2 STDs ;) James- - [Marz`]: rofl that reminds me, I once made a half life map called Jew Tank and it a gas chamber you could trigger to trap players Mister-X - Cordially welcomes with Arcor! Hello Mr. Mr Mister X , thank you for your registration with Arcor. Midgard - < @Revvy> i slept with my cock in my hand before, looked like a perma-ribbed condom ;< Mister-X - harker your gonna be ass raped from behind LOOK OUT! where else will he get assraped from? or someone with a bendy cock or instrument from infront someone with a trombone perhaps Mister-X - [19:53:19] "hello are you single? oh good. let's talk!" [19:53:20] <04Mister-X> "hello, do you have a boyfriend? no? good, then lets talk" grexory - rofl they try and connect to a Q2 server and michael jackson crawls out of their modem and burns their bedroom down Mister-X - maynard makes wine gums in his spare time he's so leet XenTriX - beers expencive, but they got p0rn on the tellys so it makes up for it rofl sounds like my sorta place! its owned by a fat american couple Spikeh - Ozy files for divorce... <+ozy> well, lets look at this realistically, are we ever going to get it up? FistMaster - put it in a cannon and fire it at your neighbours, declaring you're a pirate - for added effect limp around on your roof wearing an eye patch, a stuffed parrot and a chair leg tied to your knee screaming "ARR" and "KEELHAUL" ozy - rofl i "accidentally" found a scat film while doing a search for the "others" film, it was called "girl shits in others mouth" her bumring puckered then she plopped a perfect one into the burds mouth, then it poppled another onto her friend, then she sort of started making rumbling noises and she pebbledashed her mates face, i had to watch it four times to see the full devastating effect XenTriX - [22:30] hey rich... you still in a clan for quake? SEPTiMUS - On spleens: where the fuck is it anyway? it's above your left kidney i think i can feel it i can feel a ";/" ORORD¬!! SEPTiMUS - (7:36.05) ich heisse Li (7:36.06) ich heisse james SEPTiMUS - DING DING DING LEVEL 4 :/ SEPTiMUS - i didnt know i was looking for love til i found j0000! * SEPTiMUS swoons * St3^ fires apples from his cunt James- - "GOD PUNISHES THOSE WHO TOUCH THEMSELVES AT NIGHT!" ozy - ozy you wood-eating mutant gremlin |slider| - Frodo walked over to see what the commotion was all about, and suddenly realised Sam was slowly turning into a cactus. Alarmed by the prospect of his most trusted companion turning into a thorny desert-dwelling plant, Frodo fell over. Revvy - [23:42:37] why are we so obsessed with making a computer play chess? | [23:42:55] because we want to see Kasparov get beaten into submission | [23:42:59] the smug cunt James- - |rob]: i miss that telly tubbys feel of XP moocow - I'm eating atm rofl lew youre eating a cash machine? Angelic - rofl lews gonna blow himself Midgard - < @Braveheart> the girth of my phallis puts giant redwoods to shame Braveheart - utterly up negro creek Braveheart - how rancid as hackey would it be to have no cunt? Braveheart - Irish people are also niggers, but they just don't know it :) SEPTiMUS - oh fucks sake linux SUCKS why do i persist in trying it never again fucking thing Braveheart - Q: What do u call a Black woman from Brixton who's had 10 abortions A: a Crime Prevention Officer James- - [@James-]: he said i was a shit poet, but i was beautiful for trying [@James-]: so i told him to fuck off and die Revvy - IM A LITTLE POTATO SHORT AND STOUT, HERES MY HANDLE AND HERES MY SPOUT | potatoman.gif SEPTiMUS - i watched played some ut, some the thing and watch tome hhgttg SEPTiMUS - http://www.jasoncartwright.com/cslamer/ I was lucky enough to get "wanker cock through a wall ffs !!!1 !!!!!11 " grexory - not as gross as trying to swallow a massive turd SEPTiMUS - I love the bots in UT2003 novice i find quite difficult at times skilled they just cunt me it's like playing against an army of relics when you set it as skilled, do they all change to names like ":)" and "huaie=)" and "jonneh^n00b" Mister-X - "hello, tech support, brian here how can i help you?" "my comp's fucking melted" "er, what seems to be the problem?" "fucking casualty man raped my usb ports and blew everything to cunt and back" "have you tried rebooting?" "it's fucking MELETD, did you not HEAR ME BRIAN" "Ok, can you see your BIOS POST?" Mister-X - have you ever talked to greg? rofl he's well funny he said "I installed halflife then my PC started throwing turnips at me" and I fucking creased SEPTiMUS - IMAGINE WRITING SOMETHING YOU SHOULD SAY IN #SQS IN THE WRONG CHANNEL "OH FUCKING ROTATING SPINNING JESUS ON THE ROTTING STICK OF WHIRLING HACKERY CUNTERY" in #jesusloves "Rotating bellend of flaming doom, skewering some poor inocent hentai lesbian while she's squeeling and rotating in her own slef importance, rORLF" "Shit, wrong window" SEPTiMUS - AINSLEY HARRIOT = A HEARTY SIRLOIN James- - [@James-]: they might try and steal me! [@syba]: what for? :/ [@James-]: they're pikeys, they don't have reason [@syba]: "mummy can i steal this curtain selling boy" "why not, never know when it'll come in handy" SEPTiMUS - tbh I don't think he'd have been quite as famous if his name was Mutanthand, "Watch Out, Mutanthand's About!" just doesn't have the same ring to it :( syba - ok i'm back which is AMAZINGLY EXCITING isn't it syba - ffs do you know how to compose ringontes? Spikeh - <)(((((((((((((((((((<, <)((<, |¯| SEPTiMUS - 15. How do you eat an Aero? i melt the wrapper with my acidic vaginal juices, proceed to insert the partly melted chocolate up my arse and digest it with my 938749837498374 stomachs Braveheart - <^St3> Every culture has it's own holy book. Moslims have the Koran, Israelites have the Tencha, Christians have the Bible and the Niggers?... they have the Jungle Book! James\ - [@Spikeh]: btw everyone [@Spikeh]: I have a deformed penis Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> talking about cocks eh? < @Spikeh> my cock < @Spikeh> I have 2 japs eyes :| < @SEPTiMUS> yeah I know < @SEPTiMUS> I've got a giant hand on mine fuseY - [19:31:36] <@syba> you might have two japs eyes.. but at least you dont have any lumps of metal jammed in there :) Spikeh - <@SEPTiMUS> i lick balls! James\ - +Mister-X]: patrik "hey, the ball has gone over" berger Mister-X - patrik "i know, i'll shoot from 30 yards out" berger patrick "i've got an idea, i'm going to flail like a spaz in the centre circle and hope i score" berger syba - [21:37:59] at college i managed to download irc, but can't connect to any servers [21:38:00] help? [21:38:06] NO Braveheart - I still havn't picked up my cheque :) ffs if i was you i would have got it asap cashed the fucker and drank the fucker by now lol, if I drink it away I'll be fucked i should hope so a grand + on alcohol should get you drunk ffs SEPTiMUS - XP is the cunt of drcunt Dr Cunt, this 19th century mad scientist in london - he goes grave digging, finds a fresh female corpse then fuses her cunt to his groin in a scene filled with laughter and electricity MAD CACKLING AND SQUELCHING Mister-X - screaming, spinning middle-aged man in brown and dark green clothing, stood in this abandoned castle getting hit by electricity and laughing like a fucking accordian, while this cunt sews itself to his groin SEPTiMUS - * Joins: cunt (james@pc2-oxfd3-5-cust92.oxf.cable.ntl.com) grexory - http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-110-01.jpg Braveheart - * James- is now known as cunt * syb\guitar is now known as twat * Braveheart is now known as Minge * Spikeh is now known as TwoJaps Spikeh - <@Spikeh> cumming on people / people cumming on me is where I draw the line <@Braveheart> never had the urge to whip it out and cream on a girl like in a porno? :] <@Spikeh> have done ;) <@Spikeh> I said 'people' <@Spikeh> as in, the pluoral <@Spikeh> I wouldn't cum on a crowd of people Mister-X - http://www.spleendeparis.com/ syb\guitar - wtf scanner not installed lol :/ i'd better install it then Jamesabix - [@Add]: jamrag, the god of periods ozy - fs how do you spell schu as in the shoe shop? shoe Soup shoes r us I KNOW HOW TO SPELL SHOE ITS A SHOP AND ITS SPELT FUNNY LIKE ITS GERMAN OR SOMETHING \/ Ein Shoes das boot James- - : @Li^ sneaks into bathroom with plastic penis safely in pocket SEPTiMUS - why've you changed your nick anyway mayes? it came to me in a dream a giant celery told me Mister-X - ozy you mutant sock SEPTiMUS - MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER MOCKLER James- - : 11@SEPTiMUS downloads Beauty & the Beast SEPTiMUS - * Biggz is now known as Bgz^pub don't pubs close at 11? he's prolly gone to burgle one steal the stools rrORlf TURD BURGULAR Braveheart - if sum1 was to ping me every so often when im downloading, would it keep the speed up? kind of asking if getting shot in the leg would make your tits bigger Midgard - ] < +jAm0> Please may I have a penis? Midgard - < @SEPTiMUS> internet explorer is not a stable means of transport Midgard - < @agg> mr no pubes < @Braveheart> rofl makes me penis look bigger innit James- - [+jAm0]: lew, could u try and help me on something? [@SEPTiMUS]: no Midgard - < @VoooDooo> i sleptwalked < @VoooDooo> into the kitchen < @VoooDooo> NAKED < @VoooDooo> and my mom and neighbour saw < @VoooDooo> and myt sister < @VoooDooo> and most other folks in my house <@Midgard> u had cum about u didn't joo < @VoooDooo> i think so < @VoooDooo> thats wot they said < @VoooDooo> :// Midgard - [action] jAm0 : ::::[ Back - poo ]:::: ::::[ Gone - 9secs ]:::: Midgard - < @XeRo^> i just superglued my fingers together ;/ St3^SSS - Li^ has joined #sqs St3^SSS cums Li^ has left #sqs Spikeh - "I might be suicidal - but I'll be ok" - Helen Leonard, October 2002 grexory - the green ball the BFG emits, is so big it has its own climate SEPTiMUS - if something shoots a enemy by accident, it goes :| and either attacks it, or causes random power stations and asteroids to land on its head Midgard - < +jAm0> Virtual Penis: Bigger than Yours ;DD;dD:D:D:D Midgard - < @Braveheart> my mum found a porno mag in our attic and lobbed it in my room rofl :| grexory - ALL GEOFFS ARE BALD SEPTiMUS - hacktastic "that's pingfloodastic man" "that's stackdumpalicious!" "This new Linux distro is distributeddenialofservicetastic!" syb\away - please tell us what the fuck a spherical cow is grexory - there's a small bet on as to whether they'll hit 1mb before christmas SEPTiMUS - er phoenix mail is spitting errors at me "unable to fork" ?!? Mister-X - come on oz you vast gibbon-like construct of fresh vegetables and astroturf SEPTiMUS - I love you and your glands the infamous turnip gland syb\away - ROFFLE ROFFLE ROFFLE James- - [+ozy]: imagine lionel blair in a washing machine James- - [^TaLyN^]: James, your taste in music is too good James- - Welcome to the realm of Khaled, Jamrag and Flakey. Gods of Telecommunications, Periods and Lepers respectively. James- - blingalicious, blud ^TaLyN^ - [^TaLyN^]: James, your taste in music is too good. And you're so very modest about it. James- - [@Ruud]: i have a leet name [@Ruud]: :D SEPTiMUS - read the story about this bloke from south korea who died from exceessive gaming>? 80 hours non stop in an internet cafe and he rotated James- - [@syb\away]: so funny if he'd gone into a cubicle and locked the door and just.. died [@syb\away]: everyone cueing up outside rofl [@James-]: "fucks sake hurry up in there" [+ozy]: "hey pal, your taking your time" [@James-]: you know what would be even funnier? [@James-]: if he replied "fuck off, i'm dead" grex^work - "Time of rotation presumed to be 7:30PM" Midgard - < @St3^> I have the chiselled body of an Olympic athlete, an intellect that puts Einstein to shame, make love like a Greek god and have the vivid imagination of an incurable congenital liar... ;/ < @St3^> oh, and am also very bored ;/ SEPTiMUS - coleslaw face clewsalwface rOLFwfe jAm0 - [SEPTiMUS] just a fucking massive black jeff goldblum destroyer hanging over middlesbrough grexory - PROLAPSERY Angelic - imagine having a penis that emitted grapefruits Angelic - im asking soph if she emits mushroom soup Mister-X - harold emits pork loin gerald emits size 6 cricket bats gerald emits the entire earth's supply of fossil fuels ronald emits business cards from his ears harold emits untold amounts of asian pottery curtis emits factories and tower blocks from his face grexory - terrance emits untold quantities of breeze blocks from his tear ducts Midgard - < @St3^> CABLE TOMORROW :D:D:D < @St3^> CABLE TOMORROW :D:D:D < @St3^> CABLE TOMORROW :D:D:D < +Kyoshiro> when are you getting it? St3^ - CABLE TOMORROW :D:D:D you're getting cable ste? when are you getting it? XenTriX - jason donovan lives on the streets now ozy - DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT A PHILOSOPHER IS? NO YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL FUCKING RETARD INBRED CUNTS and that doesn't include your girlfriend ed so keep sending me 3dsmax 5 syb\away - Marz you wanna game of minigolf dont you? wtf SEPTiMUS - *FIST* *KABLAMO* *REND* *SQUEAL* *BLAM!!* *SMASH!!* *TEAR!!!* *SQUELCH* *GRIND* SEPTiMUS - * Mister-X is now known as [Ar0]FjIkKeR Mister-X - it fell out of my cupboard I read that as 'I fell out of my cupboard' ffs what was i doing in there?! falling out clearly SEPTiMUS - http://www.terrancesimien.com/ HES GOT A FUKCING ACCORDIAN AND HES CALLED TERRANCE IT'S FRESHLY EMITTED PPRF JUST BELOW VIEW IS HIS SWOLEN ACCORDIAN GLAND MID-EMIT FUCKING ACCORDION COMING OUT OF THIS BLEAK AS FUCK MOUND Mister-X - http://www.terrancesimien.com/images/front.jpg Mister-X - http://www.terrancesimien.com/images/tsim13.jpg SEPTiMUS - http://www.terrancesimien.com/images/ts-kids7.JPG http://www.terrancesimien.com/images/tsim4.jpg OGGOG HES A FUCING JOCKEY r odfppororof# OFOFRO grexory - http://www.paincreators.net/~kirler/gallery/?path=funny&img=pic270.jpg SEPTiMUS - your a retard harry! Urrngh! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee SEPTiMUS - On cable installation: ffs.. whats taking these cunts so long.. they should have been here 5 mins ago ;/ ste rofl SEPTiMUS - * Joins: St3^ (Papey@pc1-midd1-6-cust107.mid.cable.ntl.com) James- - pc1-midd1-6-cust107.mid.cable.ntl.com mank - [@Braveheart]: james is dead long live james! mank - [@Corporal_Lancot]: Sorry I'm not a warez bot. SEPTiMUS - can i give him one after? :| :| :| :| Midgard - <_ozy> Virtual Penis: 8.7cm (3.4inches) mank - COMBUSTING LARYNXES COMBUSTING LARYNXES COMBUSTING LARYNXES COMBUSTING LARYNXES COMBUSTING LARYNXES COMBUSTING LARYNXES COMBUSTING LARYNXES COMBUSTING LARYNXES COMBUSTING LARYNXES COMBUSTING LARYNXES COMBUSTING LARYNXES COMBUSTING LARYNXES COMBUSTING LARYNXES mank - [@SEPTiMUS]: "THIS SONG SUCKS SO MUCH IT HURTS MY EYEBALLS" "lemme send you it" mank - Vyvyan Vyvyan Vyvyan Vyvyan Vyvyan Vyvyan Vyvyan Vyvyan Vyvyan Vyvyan Vyvyan Vyvyan Vyvyan syb\away - downloading that mpg you said before thats why its slow oh its just a japanese guy spinning a pen LOL Midgard - < +Bas> what u downloading? < +Bas> linux? < @TL^> LINUX < @TL^> OWNAGE < +Bas> noooooo < +Bas> its gay < +Bas> what is it? Mister-X - I WAS ON THE PHONE TO LI LAST NIGHT AND I WAS EXPLAINING ABOUT QUASIMOTO JACKSON AND CASUALTY MAN TO HER AND LI SAID SHE'S MET CASUALTY MAN SEPTiMUS - HAPPY NOW?¬?!~!@?"!"$:LQREWL: SEPTiMUS - rofl i remember the old deer cunter game just had to randomly blow a horn til a deer appeared then hack it mank - [@fuseY]: how come the leet hacker boi in swordfish doesn't call anyone a noob? :| Mister-X - in every linux review i've seen, the word "pain" is used a number of times grexory - A flea’s penis is longer than its actual body. fucking casualty flea syb\cooking - selotape some petrol to it Mister-X - [16:02:00] now msn's crashed [16:03:00] why has msn crashed! syb\guitar - watch out, beadles a mutant Mister-X - i saw this program about jeremy beadle the other dya they kept going on about "his withered right hand" his fucking mutated evil satan hand it flashes red and twitches in the presence of children and animals watch out, beadles a mutant Mister-X - don't use doom95 fsffs doom95 smells of shit doom95 dribbles involuntarily doom95 is wildly incontinent doom95 requires 24 hour daycare or it'll set on fire syb\away - and thus I dunno SEPTiMUS - fee fi fo fum, i'm going to rend you with my supergun brannon\mayes - <@SEPTiMUS> greg you rancid skeletal commander SEPTiMUS - <\rob> well im not a scientist <\rob> im just a cunt JaromirBeadlski - <@SEPTiMUS> pulling off insane pranks like rendering someone unconcious and dumping them in siberia with no clothes Kyoshiro - <@SEPTiMUS> "Here, here's £5, now go throw yourself in front of traffic till your bones turn to powder." SEPTiMUS - c'mon play cs online :? you know deep down mother spleen wants you to SEPTiMUS - "type mismatch in liine 180392384390 SEPTiMUS - we had a game of tekken 3 and me and my uncle both chose doctor bosconivich rFO we were bouncing, farting, falling over and flying round the arena RFO grexory - they'll make you smell of trowels SEPTiMUS - ozy you devon mongoloid ;D SEPTiMUS - !seen mutant there's this game on the speccy called 'Mutant Fortress' rolfl whats the obsession with mutants? shut up fuse you mutant SEPTiMUS - MUTANTS EMITTING WIGS brannon\johns - "hmm, go in sqs or get sucked off by jane, wonder which to do today" SQS would win every time ffs sod the dirty bitch getting her lips round my bell I wanna type 'mutant' and go '=)' SEPTiMUS - it's got more patches than a 90 eyed pirate Spikeh - I donyt have a big nob thouhg I have a big knob <@Spikeh> I have a massibe knob and a tremendously huge nob <@St3^> i got a limited edition transparent blue n64 with the expansion pack, memory card and super mario 64 for £10 as well :) brannon\seans - <@SEPTiMUS> I thought lucy was just a friend? <@SEPTiMUS> now sean's throwing his 8 foot girth around the room at her SEPTiMUS - sean has redwood glands in his pelvis brannon\seans - <@SEPTiMUS> greg's mousemat has pictures of CUCUMBER on it XenTriX - [21:38] [ NetWork BandWidth: -58172.33 kb/s, Download: -13129.07 kb/s, Upload: -45043.26 kb/s ] Record: [ Download: 506.47 kb/s, Upload: 53.47 kb/s ] -=KoG-Fu=- SEPTiMUS - so push him over, make a tight circle around him then kick him to death say he had an assignment related stabbin accident "He fell into our feet, repeatedly" "He tripped over and landed on my knife 37 times" ed-x - >>> Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee) (3:39) er ste turn it off :P grex^huhu - http://www.ceramtek.com/ohlogo.gif Spikeh - <@Braveheart> i need a woman :| Doesnt matter who as long as she is moderately attractive Midgard - bigger the :-------) smaller the ====D SEPTiMUS - heralas ste ekklasllo lew ers geello aI meNa JWKG! hello SEPTiMUS - I wish I was called Gerald Hardpants what about Grelb McCuntpants syba - "bind f r_take_appendix_out" syba - RORFL!!.. a suicide bomber runs into a building yelling "GOD MODE" bofore exploding SEPTiMUS - that's me when I turn into 'Count Cuntula' Count Chickenula Cunt Rotatular Cunt Dracula Count von Cunt Cunt Emitulator SEPTiMUS - "i vant to suck your spleen" Mister-X - er I dunno Mister-X - [04:27:18] don't let the bedcunts bite! [04:27:18] whatch the bed cunts dont bite SEPTiMUS - * Joins: cackle^squirt (grexory@pc1-linc1-3-cust189.nott.cable.ntl.com) ozy - conversation in SQS gets ever more exciting. " whos wall is that /" " mine" " the one on the side of the house" " see how sharp it is?" " the bricks come out well" mank - [@SEPTiMUS]: wanna come over and see my cock? Mister-X - YFKC GIRT that sounds like a czech football team YFKC Girt Mister-X - i used to do that when I was younger just spin around in the living room till i fell over Mister-X - I SUCK CACTI Mister-X - james listen listen to my contorting INTESTINES Mister-X - * SEPTiMUS EMITS 3,9SPROUTS A GRAND PIANO HAS JUST FALLEN OUT OF MY RIBS philharmonic orchestras flying from your skull cavities I@M SAT HERE GIGGLING LIKE A MADMAN, ALL MY VITAL MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS FALLING OUT OF VARIOUS GLANDS ROFL THERE GOES MY HARMONICA SEPTiMUS - Mine's really small it's shit ape^asleep - my 100th: -1036306761secs ape^asleep - [06:58] my 100th: -1036306722secs FistMaster - gimme a tune script ffs make one yourself you lumpy wazock SEPTiMUS - kirk cobyashi from akdlfjoiewrruadsmaclkdsaistan SEPTiMUS - I bet julians at his weekly digestive buscuit fundraising bash I bet he's at a wall convention rfol a fucking showroom full of walls julian at the forefront squealing and rotating at an 'authentic 1987 sunshine house gable end' buying it for £598453438 just pumping infinite amounts of cash into walls SEPTiMUS - do things? like... lick things? :-------) mank - [@St3^Uni]: !lew [@SEPTiMUS]: FUCK'S SAKE SEPTiMUS - flaps/clit is approaching hardcore http://ltp.larc.nasa.gov/flyingstart/plane/flapsan.gif <- HARDCORE! XeRo^Work - [grexory]: firework just exploded next to my window, nearly made my spleen emit wigs [grexory]: *BANG* fucking mutant wigs cascading from my torso ^TaLyN^ - i just dropped my phone charger on my bollocks :( Mister-X - i know some bloke at school in yr11 he's such a hacker the closest we ever got to that in my school was... a dribbling fucking townie throwing bodily fluids from every possible part of his body onto the machines, causing them to catch fire Mister-X - suckamyglands * Mister-X suckas lew's glands you just sucked an oven gland * SEPTiMUS uncontrollably and comically emits ovens all over Mister-X jAm0 - Once, I went to a party in fishnets and stuff, and this dude tried to set fire to me FistMaster - * SEPTiMUS dives on the closest living object and shags its brains out * FistMaster watches as lew shags his pet goldfish SEPTiMUS - http://www.savagesonblondes.com/kingkongdongz/kingkongdongzpe.jpg mank - [@mank]: strong? [@SEPTiMUS]: is sean connery scottish? SEPTiMUS - i've been sucking the walls of her anus grexory - EHWY ARE YOU DOWNLOAD TEA SEPTiMUS - emiting cheese etc etc * Quits: Alex_H (~alex_hode@213.249.157.161) (G-lined) mank - [@Corporal_Lancot]: I like wanking. mank - [@SEPTiMUS]: I like little pussies ed-x^away - does anybody (preferably somebody awake) have john's mobile number? syb\away - ooh my oggs are done syb\away - you remind me of a spleen that i once ate mank - [@SEPTiMUS]: All Day I Dream About Spleens LOL SEPTiMUS - ROFL AT THAT ACTOR... CHARLIE SPLEEN SEPTiMUS - what happened? Did a fish show you its spleen? rofl it beckons you to the side of the bowl, and you approach slowly then when your face is right up against the bowl, the fish swims to the side and pulls out its spleen, and waves it about going "SPLEEN SPLEEN" syb\washingup - Whos a euro? SEPTiMUS - http://www.vickysjokes.com/funny/ghettodelta.asp jAm0 - http://www.vickysjokes.com/funny/ablast.asp Midgard - [quit] : snut[aweh] : quit : oslo.no.quakenet.org : [reason] Quit: Take out your Ex Tonight (one bullet oughtta do it) Spikeh - <@XeRo^Away> because you are leeter than me spike, full stop jAm0- - <@Spikeh> I'm a townie x, and proud Midas\wonkl0riz - < +ed-x> type this: //raw $left(QUIET,3) $+ $left(Turd,1) $left(:ignoramus,2) $left(warts,2) $+ $right(pink,2) $left(mekons,1) $+ $right(chicken,2) [09:34] * XeRo^Away has quit IRC (i wank men) grexory - :-F bran\john\seans - gall bladder = hskk nksffwr ed-x - ffs the most exciting moments for me now are the arrival of my new drillbit set mank - [@mank]: let's just agree, vagina's rule mank - [@mank]: i found out what svefn-g-englar meant last night [@SEPTiMUS]: 'I'm Icelandic'? SEPTiMUS - A man Walks into a bar with a pile of dog shite in his hand and says, 'Look what I nearly trod in!' Angelic - admit it spike, you sit at home going "CHOD CHOD CHOD CHOD CHOD CHOD CHOD CHOD" Yep, rocking and dribbling SEPTiMUS - Chod SEPTiMUS - i saw a pic of me last night where i look utterly mutated my face looks like a mix between different shades of cardboard box ed-x - * Spikeh has gone away: - watching the matrix cos fight club's broken :| ed-x - * apeman has returned from: food I was gone for: 16hrs 50mins 43secs FAT BASTARD Spikeh - <@FistMaster> rofl and his edantism mank - [grexory]: how rancid would it be if you ejaculated your own intestines Trivial - * adolf|hitle has joined #esu Mister-X - I thought once the water breaks that's it, you're guaranteed a delivery within a day but then I know as much about midwifery as I do about underwater rhino fighting jAm0 - <@mank> the homeless wouldn't be buying cure dvd's <@SEPTiMUS> homeless person with a DVD player and 5.1 surround setup in his biffa bin jAm0 - <@syb\cooking> Heriot-watt <--- rofl.. i remember when rich said "if you say heriot-watt like a paki it sounds like "hairy twat" Braveheart - vous faix pous glock a la dome SEPTiMUS - rofl naming your kid Cholera? ROLF Cholera, meet Africa ROFL SEPTiMUS - greg ainsley was cooking a tub of livers today on Ready Steady Cook RLO "WE LIKE A BIT OF THAT NOW DON'T WE.. HAHA =)" "LETS ADD A STOMACH FULL OF SHOULDERS" mank - [@SEPTiMUS]: why's he blue? [@syba]: because if he was green he would die SEPTiMUS - just ripping a rare track that i got on vinyl lew ;o what is it? Futura - Far Horizon ozy rotated at the spleen when he heard it syba - Your search - horse porn sex giant - did not match any documents. syba - http://www.cleanpornhost.com/users/beast/pix/chicken-b-001-01.jpg syba - I don't think I'd be able to do it in talk SEPTiMUS - I'm at your front door now wanking into the letterbox wouldnt it be funny if i went to check and someone was fucking my letterbox? iRIRIKFKRF SEPTiMUS - then a skeleton, disguised as celery, pisses on your shoes RIRRORLRORRLFRORLFORLF!!!! A SKELETON DISGUISED AS CELERY??!?!?! skeleton with fucking celery taped to it ORFORL IS IT A BIRD? IS IT A PLANE? NO, IT'S A SKELETON WITH A STICK OF CELERY STUCK TO IT mank - [+jAm0]: let him huhu on your hehe mank - 1,8:)1,0-|---< SEPTiMUS - Ö mank - PORN SUCKS mank - it's cooler than a hot young lady with a cucumber up her fanjita mank - [@mank]: *jizms on lew's earlobes* [@SEPTiMUS]: oh [@SEPTiMUS]: cool Mister-X - mayes weyhaKJ where are my shoes mank - [17:32:29] [+Mister-X]: rofl [17:32:32] [+Kyoshiro]: rofl [17:32:33] [@mank]: rofl mank - ROLLING ON THE FLOOR EATING CELERY Mister-X - I'm thinking of a new phrase rofec ROLLING ON THE FLOOR EATING CELERY rolling on floor eating celery Mister-X - nah it beeps on 'offence' really? really? no XeRo^Away - mullet.org Mister-X - if he doesn't stop spinning his cunt will fall off MY UNT IS RIVETTED ON withriveyts Mister-X - !;// !;l og FS~ 1;/ ytrexE%^*}(O 1;/ UFKCINBG HEWORK !.; !:/ !:/;/ !!1!:/;;1/;`1;/;; 1~!; !/;; ~!;/ FHCKJ8GHN HEK# FJKCKIG HDUCKC THE FUCKIGB TYEB TU ZS SHUT ANWYAT !;/ O1E8I ! !!! !! ! Mister-X - etherlandsroo mank - [+Kyoshiro]: whys it raining in here Mister-X - my team are a bunch of cripples THREE of them got injured rofl be funny if it showed up all as anal injuries and on the other team there was a no 9 Ainsley playing XenTriX - men are supposed to have... well... back in the day... with clubs and caves etc... for men to have more than one partner... and women to have only one jAm0 - <+Kyoshiro> opprlfkR! !> a helicopter just fell out of the air on gta4 and landed on me while I was walking down the street Midgard - < +jAm0> you know XP wont let you run xp aswell? Mister-X - I broke the knob on my speaker the = my? Mister-X - I'm trying to bite the knob off Mister-X - Stop noting me :( Harker - [14:08:02] You're just trying to coax me to say something else thats stupid so you can note it! Mister-X - STOP IT with the notey thingy Mister-X - Brannon, I bit the knob off and swollowed it SEPTiMUS - * pagz0r touches gregs eyelash * grexory cums through his coxyx * Mister-X provocatively strokes greg's gallbladder * pagz0r touches gregs bladder * grexory emits bikes Mister-X - rofl.. walk into NTL.. a 3ft tall midget with a bucket full of jelly on his head shouts "WE HAVE TRAFFIC PROBLEMS" and shows me this router covered in soil Mister-X - shit, and where's Ruprecht? I bet we left him at the pub ffs SEPTiMUS - just trying to cram this fucking live donkey into a oven, screaming and yowling, donkey and ufcking ainsley flying around... 5 mins later the poor fucking beast has turned to coal ROFL COAL!?!? RRF LRANDOM OVEN WHICH REDUCES EVERYTHING TO FOSSIL FUEL ROFL!! George Foremans lean mean Donkey-to-Charcoal grilling machine jAm0- - http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KMOYNEE&key=KMB mank - [@SEPTiMUS]: looka mank, he's a fucking german pornstar mank - [+Kyoshiro]: my dads a professional photographer [+Kyoshiro]: used to be a porn photographer [@XeRo^Away]: really?!?! [@XeRo^Away]: got any of his work? SEPTiMUS - http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KZHLEEA&key=WVR omgf rofl i just came mank - [+Marz]: She's more manly SEPTiMUS - * grexory fucks Angelic's cunt with a GSR12000 backbone router * Angelic slaps grexory around a bit with a large trout * grexory squeals Angelic - what makes me happy? say "wanking, shagging traffic cones and eating brussel sprouts" Angelic - I FANCY MEN SEPTiMUS - nn all don't let the bed cabbages bite the only cabbage in the bed will be me syb\cookingz - skelery and celetons attacking him with their dismal beeping hands ^TaLyN^ - (Lucy) My bra just farted... SEPTiMUS - because i found it morally unacceptable to cook ones chips due to a racial issue loads of chips in the pan going "KYKE, NIGGER, PAKI" rfl this chip squealing away from you across the floor going "coon!" LOL though "NIGGER SAUCE" mank - [@syba]: kid a isn't better than kid a btw syba - HEY IM A DIK SEPTiMUS - RFIOJKLJGSRHGdjfgadjflg rofl mankFOOD - [Widget]: Brannon felt my breasts :/ mank - [Jamie-]: god loves you [Jamie-]: everyone else thinks your a cunt fuseY^ - proof that spike is a fucking cunt: [19:12:24] <@Spikeh> Drugs... they fucking stink, and sarah's pregnant and I've got fucking AIDS, ok? [19:15:39] *** Spikeh (Spikeh@pc-62-31-61-225-bl.blueyonder.co.uk) has joined #sqs <@Spikeh> :P fuseY^ - just for the record i like him, but doing that is tight :| Mister-X - really? mank - [+Damini]: I also was sellotaped to a giant inflatable mobile phone for a day mank - "I could ming For America" XeRo- - http://www.pickthehottie.com/?gopic1=5QMU8&gopic2=KA2DQ tanky on the right mank - [@mank]: you're gorgeous sooph :D @Angelic slaps mank around a bit with a large trout mank - [@SEPTiMUS]: omg sense, you actually look rather attractive in that wig mank - ROFL Ang_food - WHO WANTS TO SEE MY ASS me mank - [@SEPTiMUS]: I don't know what you're on about li [@SEPTiMUS]: so I can't really help SEPTiMUS - and i've been watching that animal prog with david rotationborough mank - [@XeRo^Away]: nn all : @mank shags x goodnight @mank enjoys a post coital ciggarette @XeRo^Away rolls over and goes to sleep STanners - we suck young willies yeah cool name :} mank - [+Kyoshiro]: "The Swindon Town board of directors are fucking going to rip your scrotum out because of the 4-0 loss in today's game" mank - : pagz0r eats the nuclear waste, grows a pair of tits, and gives hinmself a titwank mank - who is on me at the moment? SEPTiMUS - fffdsssssfdsfffffsdffffdssfcelerycfsfsdfffsf SEPTiMUS - necklace full of ears HEARING +10 ROFL!!Prp mank - [@SEPTiMUS]: ok you're rotating now townie - [@SEPTiMUS]: wana go 2 da shops an get sum booze and fagz and drugz? =D [@townie]: no fuck off and die you townie fuckwad Spikeh - * @|slider| is now away: Fucked from wanking so hard grexory - GIANT HACKSTACKS SEPTiMUS - Giant Stackdumps mank - [grexory]: soph likes a bit of pipe-pipe action grexory - http://www.avincent.demon.co.uk/images/pancho.gif precursor - (grexory): Cannot breath(grexory): Cannot breath(grexory): Cannot breath(grexory): Cannot breath(grexory): Cannot breath(grexory): Cannot breath(grexory): Cannot breath(grexory): Cannot breath(grexory): Cannot breath mank - [@SEPTiMUS]: brb I need a pee before I wet myself mank - [@Add]: sorry typing one ganded mank - [mank]: cock so large you employ people to move it syba - i'd text li but don't have any credit at all and she doesnt have a phone? oh yeah rofl that's a really really REALLY good point john Spikeh - <@Spikeh> don't bring any more 12 year old llamas in here :| im 14 jAm0 - (HDDs) 107.23MB/74.55G(0.1%) free mank - <+Li^> if the body is so well designed for reproduction, then why doesnt cum taste like something nice <+Li^> like chocolate SEPTiMUS - me or brannon could be the most annoying in here I think, brannon corrects any little spelling mistake, and I rant on about celery all the time SEPTiMUS - ROFLPOLE!!! jAm0 - [+Li^]: i cant imagine celery leaf stuck up my cunt grexory - willy wonkers insane genital chocolate production facility in mount cunt mank - <@SEPTiMUS> I'd fuck an ape jAm0 - [+ozy]: the grammar checkers don't work properly in MS Word [@SEPTiMUS]: "i r fucking good innit" turns into "My excessively charming personality shines through the fog of idiocy like a divine lighthouse on the edge of Heaven." SEPTiMUS - it makes spleens fly from my eyes it made me squirt beans from my eyes Angelic - .TextMatrix(1, 1) = "10/10/2001" Angelic - james, you wanna shag my anus, dont deny it mank - I love mank 8) jAm0 - [@mank]: I love Jamie ;D Revvy - Man we all want a go on Revvy's Steel Rollercoaster of Love :\ Angelic - I want your babies Jam0. GIVE ME MEAT. mank - you'd be bent in a really funny position whilst copulating with the toilet grexory - the randomest thing i've ever fucked, is the tube thing out of my mums blender, its exactly the right shape and length, fill it with bacon, (microwaved) works a treat :D Angelic - GO AROUND THE HOUSE FUCKING RANDOM SHOES AND HOOVERS Angelic - i'm happy wanking until i've shagged a bird mank - i refuse to degrade myself by shagging a girl i don't fancy at all pagz0r - i will degrade myself more than you think. if your feeling horny contact me 07890 311879 mank - <@Angelic> someone told me about a girl who used a tin of Grolsch mank - i also know a girl who inserted a frozen sausage into her vagina,, however it snapped., and she had to go to the doctor <@mank> what the fuck mank - theres nothing sick about fucking a blender full of organs Angelic - I can't believe someones shagged a tin of dogfood mank - <+ozy> i read this story about this bakers apprentice who shagged this lump of dough (hole in the middle with some milk), and after he'd finished he went and baked it rofl Angelic - A WHOLE MEAL COULD HAVE BEEN FUCKED BY ABOUT 4 DIFFERENT PEOPLE ORFL Mister-X - I've lost my ff7 ffs it's at sean's you jummy WHATH!? FFS you lent him it ROFL FFFFFFFSFSFSFSFSFSFSFSFSGFSFFSFFF]# I;'VE FUCKING TURNED MY ROOM UPSIDE DOWN LOOKING FOR IT ROFL Mister-X - I learnt dan parsons had nicked my half life as well I thought I'd lost that so I bought another copy Mister-X - rLF>!F:S???? I've just realised I'm listening to a japanese convo wheres it coming from? I thought it was my parents rofl then I realised my parents don't speak japanese mank - <@Braveheart> im naked atm so i think i should get dressed :)) Midgard - [16:54:57] < +jAm0> rofl [16:54:58] [action] jAm0 : is away: auto-away after 60m idle Braveheart - i wouldn't care what she looked like, i'd fucking tickle her prawn the second i met her Spikeh - the world would be a better place if there were more people like you ;) What makes you say that? your just lovely :) mank - <+Senseh> i have a sock on each ear Spikeh - <@Spikeh> She was moaning like fuck omg keep talking * pag`z0r wanks syba - just a corpse full of chickens SEPTiMUS - i got lew on spellinh SEPTiMUS - Pterodactyl Spleens will engulf The Earth! syba - [13:48:10] lemme send you a pic of her arse cos her arse makes me emit spermicide rofl that's handy mank - <@SEPTiMUS> "All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand." grexory - http://home.wanadoo.nl/nick.masseurs/kerstfeest.jpg mank - (+Mister-X) " le glocke fais vous domé, boom bíddy byé byé =)" mank - (@Ang_drunk) someone else just jumped on me :] Ang_drunk - she's drunk as a monkey greg take advantage :D rofll.. ang can i fuck you? sod off ;/ please? XeRo- - +jAm0 is back after 3s: shagging sn00py <--- 3s then jizz on a dog ;/ jAm0 - mubsarine Ang_drunk - orfl i wonder if jimi hedrix could play his guitar with his supercannon Ang_drunk - lol.. just been playing soul calibur.. one of the characters victory line is "This rod will be the end of you!" ROFL! Mister-X - we just started to rant about mad things it was insane we got talking about watering cans shaped like cunts and if so what our grandmas would think of it ^TaLyN^ - but i actually get better on guitar, without playing it my body's .. reconfiguring my muscles and whatever to work better <^TaLyN^> I think it might be the weed dude :P nah i havent had any for 3 days ..oh right that's why i'm better :( Mister-X - burn all the genesis ones for me don't have any disc wLGHLJK!Hnj;l WHERE HAVE THESE 50 DISCS JUST COME FOMRO!@ Mister-X - I'm making an album of christian's songs such classics as "Why has this chipmunk died, transformers! recieving they blessing fahhhhh!" ^TaLyN^ - <+jAm0> I ate santas face today Mister-X - any names planned? if it's a girl, she'll be called Erin if it's a boy, then I'm gonna have a hard time thinking up a name "Modder Fokker" Mister-X - Having my chest impaled by a telephone pole would be a pleasant surprise if minutes earlier a giant old woman had shit acid all over my face while a magical eagle plucked my testicles out of my scrotum with a hook-like beak. SEPTiMUS - {:-__ grexory - http://www.cruncho.com/tgp/04/images/001.jpg Braveheart - I want a goat mank - i can take the scat the macabe the teen and even the snuff and paedophile shit if needed but not old people pron mank - (+Senseh) i'm wearing gola :) Braveheart - fs I want a wank but I've lost my keys FistMaster - ste? lew you fucking bender mank - (@syba) i'll kidnap you and smuggle you in my suitcase (@syba) they might think you're a bomb and destroy you in a big machine, see 5(5@syba5) that'd suck 5(5@syba5) and i'd lose a suitcase 5(5@syba5) and a friend mank - (@SEPTiMUS) cos it fucking rules my cunt off Spikeh - <+ozy_> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1975579125 <@SEPTiMUS> ORFLROFOLR!! <+ozy_> you don't know how close I came to buying that and sending to you for christmas lew bran\lucy\seans - <@SEPTiMUS> when he's onscreen all you can hear is grunts, bassy shouts and thudding noises as he pounds the opposition into oatmeal bran\lucy\seans - @SEPTiMUS> and when I manage to pull off his 'pick them up and punch their head repeatedly until their skull physically bends' move the fucking internet inverts SEPTiMUS - licy just tirns to me and goes "brannon.... cocks are evil" <--- RFLRGFR?G jAm0 - [@SEPTiMUS] achtung mein scheisse kopf werner von braun ich trage lächerliche schuhe mit massiven sohlen [@SEPTiMUS] caution my shit head werner von braun I wear ridiculous shoes with massive soles mank - WE ARE THE USELESS SLUTS THAT THEY MOULD grexory - http://www.rpgamer.com/games/other/ps2/kingsfield4/screens/kf27.jpg SEPTiMUS - King's Field: "Which fucked up spinning, foaming mutant Jap with metal corneas invented this utterly random game full of multicoloured rotating skull sprites and ghostly contraceptives?" some evil halloween memory comes back to the programmer of being beaten to death by his rabid uncle with beetroot carved into skull shapes ROFL he wears purple all the time and his names Fredney Chuff mank - (@syba) there's this bent dog calle djake who barks constantly and smells my knee (@syba) and eats my shoes (@syba) it's really, really bent jAm0 - [+Biggz] "why did you decide to start spinning?" [+Biggz] "my mother used to spin" [+Biggz] "come back later and we can spin some more"rfol Morrissey - (@Add) danielle was playing this fucking awful rap shite (@Add) with lyrics like "yeah i fuck that pussy, beat it up wit mah dick" jAm0 - [@SEPTiMUS] usually due to misshapen eyeballs ozy - you usin IRcap no I'm not I'd rather cut my own head off slowly with a lollystick mank - (@SEPTiMUS) a cow's vagina is about 15 feet wide (@SEPTiMUS) you'd need to be casualty man to touch the sides ozy - ijust got the randomest email ever "win 40lb of lobster" Widget\Sean - <@mank> anne summers sell dildos? wicked Widget\Sean - Notes is 167,442 words long! Midgard - (about Braveheart) < +Davey> i lik ur namem it makes me horny XmasGreXory - beans all over the cunt XmasGreXory - dr cunts mean spleen machine FistMaster - has he go to the bits about topping himself yet? rofl! should be about 2 mins yet ozy - ffs ive just ytyped rorofl on a fucking dos prompt XmasGreXory - windows ME - Mutant Edition FistMaster - right 2k in teh bin, putting ME on the other pc cos 2k is just taking the piss noo not Mutant Edition jim XmasGreXory - mank is the 6359th townie to be kicked since 19th July 2000 FistMaster - *** ozy changes topic to 'This channel is for users with 7 legs and 289 toes ONLY!' SEPTiMUS - * Santa-Kyo spins and throws celery presents at everyone * Mister-X gasps and opens his celery oh wow i get celery XmasRevvy - «16:36» dont make my lough, your making my extra head hurt /;;// SEPTiMUS - 'clients whipped to within an inch of their life to facilitate ejaculation = 23' roflw"wg some man being thrashed with a hammer until he ejaculates feebly XmaSjAm0 - [+Senseh] rofl, i was just playing golf with my little sister and she started hitting me with the clubs so i chased her and she peed her pants syba - kristal has a boyfriend how cute aww is he the crackhead eminem guy? XmasGrex^Ill - internal organs melt inside, your fucking embalmed alive SEPTiCLAUS - * SEPTiCLAUS gulps down a can of Red Rooster red bull with 2x taurine twice as many cancer causing agents but you'll have twice the energy to fight cancer all these antibodies n shit running round your viens going "alrlarilrigarlralrialrrialrilairl£" or summat SEPTiCLAUS - EVERY TIME you use a metaphor (lol, a metaphor? if you can call "my eyeballs are emitting liquorice" a metaphor for "i cba any more!") FistMaster - http://members.madasafish.com/~kefka/ SEPTiCLAUS - rofl FFS WHY CANT PEOPLE JUST USE TISSUE thats dismal rev you've got to set the juice loose ozy - i once had really bad diareaha and i was running to the toilet but i didn't get there in time and shat all over my door XmasjAm0 - [@SEPTiCLAUS] ae iafi0 i[SADFIidp]i _ozy - * SEPTiCLAUS mauls Angelic's skull with a bread van Angelic - Correcting html/sex - same thing SEPTiCLAUS - * Marz cleanses Angelic's skin with a tramps harpsicord ;/ xmasgrex - 1,14 :| 0,14Anal Cunt - I Lit Your Baby On Fire 1(01:571) XmasjAm0 - [+Senseh] not got g/f pressy yet [+Senseh] dunno what to get [+Senseh] tampons _ozy - fair enough let him on but if he melts my conn I'll melt his fucking chin SEPTiCLAUS - whats a mockler? SEPTiCLAUS - "DING DING. RLING" RoFLORLF IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE FUCKING HAVING SEX WITH A HARP SEPTiCLAUS - dale winton is a pickle splatteror SEPTiCLAUS - fs i can;t laugh my fucking rib cage is on fire ORFL RFOor right off downstqE WES0 [OERG SEPTiCLAUS - "I'm sorry, we'll have to operate on the spleen, it seems to be emitting some kind of toxic liquid, only similar to celery juice" celery juice is the next biological terrorist threat detonated in the air it creates a fine mist which can wipe out entire continents ROfl saddam with just fields and fields of celery _ozy - REVVEEEHHHH HAR HAR HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!11 ;\ * Dexyrunner has quit IRC (BOOM SURPRISE WIE IS ER OP DE BUIS, MAN!) _ozy - did you play her like a double bass? she said hurt me and make me suffer so i punched her on the nose and stole her bus fair SEPTiCLAUS - I have free tickets brother won them with his prize grown celery or something Spikeh - <@SEPTiCLAUS> dying from lack of sleep is incredibly hard to do though SEPTiCLAUS - "school dinners, school dinners, concrete mash, concrete mash..." "poisoned semolina, make me sick, toilet quick, too late, done it on the plate" syba - *** _JESUS_ has quit IRC (Ping timeout) _ozy - <_ozy> anyone else here like snakes? yeah yeh I like snakes i have a snake, its got one eye with a big metal ring thru the eyelid :/ xmasgrex - http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Camera/2524/skeletons/skeleton14.gif FistMaster - * SEPTiCLAUS gets his cock out * FistMaster chops it off * SEPTiCLAUS squeals and flails, throwing blood everywhere XmasjAm0 - [@_ozy] she probably has a right hairy axe wound _ozy - above quote credited to BH _ozy - <_ozy> \o/ <_ozy> _o/ <_ozy> \o_ \_o <_ozy> DISMAL MUTATED ONE ARM MAN Mister-Xmas - http://www.winamp.com/skins/detail.jhtml?componentId=122844 <-- ROFL MUTANT AMP xmashaxory - fucking gastric cunting khaled fucking cunt xmashaxory - i opened it and my skull caught fire ROFL LRF GREG "WGAFR!!" lol, in the shop when i was trying it out the assistant guy was of middle-eastern descent and i got halfway through playing the intro riff to killing an arab before realising and stopping abruptly Mister-Xmas - has the thing melted yet lew? no it's still stiff it's scaring me Mister-Xmas - mayes sent me celery lol I sent some to you as well brannon got two packets buy one get one free WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT TWICE AS MUCH CELERY?? Mister-Xmas - http://www.websimplistic.com/septimus/celeryking.jpg Mister-Away - this is insane has a clown invaded your personal box and demanded a cheque of 1 million potatoes then held up a sign saying "yup yup yup", then proceeded to throw sticks at you? ^TaLyN^ - (Lucy) I like your legs, they're all leggy and stuff ^TaLyN^ - (Sean) Stop playing tennis with my head (Lucy) Stop pivoting on my cleavage ozy - thing is/ i'd be playing Q2... and get used to the awesome movement... then go play bond.. and your just spinning in a circle at one speed.. and then you play "bond" and your running around like a decrepid 40lb lobster with no legs xmidas - < @Harker> Crimbo Cam http://80.6.246.46:8181 < @Revvy> harker < @Revvy> why are you wearing a condom?< @Revvy> on your head? FistMaster - I've worn Melissa's thong before And dida little dance fuseY^ - [22:29:47] <^WidgeT^> and why have Anal sex and put myself through extreme discomfort when I have a cunt? gee- - i wrote a grindcore tune about anal actually :| XenTriX - Ive just been kicked out the living room for farting ;o SEPTiMUS - <_ozy> i'm so fucking cunt <_ozy> ed FistMaster - yo soph {;-) hows your clit ? fine thankyou :P hows yours? Angelic - greg's jizzed too hard in his bum and lew's spleen exploded SEPTiMUS - i had the most bizzare incident this morning.. just finished wanking... and discovered that i had cum, in my right ear.. rofl/? Midgard - < @_ozy> <--- watched TTT yesterday < @SEPTiMUS> :DDDDDDDD < @SEPTiMUS> well? <_ozy> only two symbols and a font highlight can describe it < @_ozy> :D gee- - <^Nikon> my case looks elite :D case modding for me is just like twats that buy a saxo and just add townie body kits on them <^Nikon> i like doing that aswell SEPTiMUS - <^Nikon> i had a bird play my pink oboe last friday... was elite! Afterwards i wnt to the kebab shop Revvy - [13:53:10] I wank 6 times a day, it's got no chance to :| | [13:53:27] fucking hell you must be a blind spotty midget by now | [13:53:41] The only thing that's spotty on me is my back :| | [13:53:49] that's cos that's where the cum lands XmasjAm0 - [@Braveheart] she said my eyebrows were very lickable :| syb\away - <_ozy> fucksdfucksfucksfucksfucksdfucksfucksfucksfucksdfucksfucksfucksfucksdfucksfucksfucksfucksdfucksfucksfucksfucksdfucksfucksfucksfucksdfucksfucksfucksfucksdfucksfucksfucksfucksdfucksfucksfucksfucksdfucksfucksfucksfucksdfucksfucksfucksfucksdfucksfucksfucksfucksdfucksfucksfucksfucksdfucksfucksfucks9,8FUCKSFUCKSFUCKSFUCKSFUCKSFUCKSFUCKSFUCKSFUCKSFUCKSFUCKSFUCKS4SAKE <---- xmashaxory - I've got a fucking bag full of heads, guts and cunts Spikeh - Nexus Scion punches YOU for 1514 points of damage. SEPTiMUS - Maybe I shouldn't have put nob cream on my eyes I can't see :| * SEPTiMUS puts thrush cream on his gums * SEPTiMUS watches his gums catch fire Spikeh - <@SEPTiMUS> spike's huge <@SEPTiMUS> he's like a big fucking... person gee- - I can only see my nob going all manky when I'm on the sunbed now, doesn't look any different in normal daylight :\ Dexyrunner - TUNIC | camping squealing skeletons for 400 years for it :P gee- - Brannon: fondle my bladder and I'll rip into you with a bottle of Veno's cough medicine SEPTiMUS - i got so fucked, i actually lost my mind i thought i was a possesed fucking demon, and tried to digest somebody FistMaster - <||Pie||> that site you gave me.....foad.com.....i ain't looked through it properly yet.....but from what i've seen so far (first 2 links)....it has no bots!!!!!!1111 grexory - <_ozy> i'm quite happy with just my hand and me <_ozy> we make a good couple grexory - perfect women.... 3ft tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.. ^TaLyN^ - (Jack) SEAN! Come and look at this! It has KIDNEYS in its head!! Angelic - pocket the difference {:-) Angelic - http://www.iosninja.net/development3/pic/fag.foo?text=celery%20;/ grexory - http://www.hentai-pics.net/p08/7/cont/11.jpg Midgard - < @St3^Uni> i'm not racist, i like black men... i think every white man should have one! jam0 - I HAVE GOT A REALLY BIG FUCKING COCK Spikeh - <@Spikeh> want some bile? <@`Nemesis> no thanks i'm trying to give up <@Spikeh> np, offer's there <@`Nemesis> thanks i'll remember :) St3 - x make sweet love to me it's not very big syba - I suppose you need the full sound experience to understand that it's clearly not gay another man inserting his penis into a mans arse makes it gay imo FistMaster - I stick corks in my jap's eye then cum ceremoniously at the end of each episode FistMaster - http://members.cox.net/lxix/ithurts/6.html Dexyrunner - that's cos it's a fairly derogatory term | like 'my bitch' | or 'my scumsucking satan slagwhore' | I am not a scumsucking satan slagwhore SEPTiMUS - you could be playing an evil game of deceit with us and secretly leading us into an orgy of doom Is Dan making out that I am evil? no, he wants an orgy of doom no I was just slavering off onto a wild tangent Dexyrunner - Just imagine that, shagging in a huge orgy of doom and you look at the ceiling, and a huge multi-faceted collage of Lionel Blair in rotating 4 colour cuntery grinning back at you whilst some unknown PC Speaker source tries to belt out 'Old Mrs Muggins and the ten foot whale' country song gee` - http://crazy.codetroop.com/randimg/?poltergeist.jpg ROSLFRS is that lew before the lipo? http://crazy.codetroop.com/randimg/?poltergeist.jpg was it jim that said that was lew?! orfl grexory - reasonalble force = tie them down pour petrol over, set on fire, eat liver SEPTiMUS - "john maccunt fell into a volcano.. thanks to the accident group, mr maccunt recieved £4 compensation" grexory - "IF YOU'VE BEEN PAINFULLY VIOLTAED BY A BLACK PENIS SO BIG IT HAS ITS OWN CLIMATE, IN THE LAST 49954 YEARS.. CALL DIRECT LINE INSURANCE NOW" Spikeh - <+jAm0> except when I kept slapping jims monkey at his house FistMaster - oh btw i got a free maraca FistMaster - * St3 0wens <-- p0enws <-- 0wns :D took you 3 attempts to 0wn there Midgard - < @Spikeh> I had a dream that I was in bed with her and she had a cock last night - I was like "what's that?" She was like "It's my pussy"... Spikeh - Anal Cunt - I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth Spikeh - <@SEPTiMUS> I'm saving myself for Natalie Portman or something grexory - all we're meant to do is run around naked, throwing sharp sticks at animals jAm0 - <@Spikeh> This one time, and Band camp, I was playing with my flute, and I cum an entire orchestra grexory - DISMALLY THRASHING THERE STICKS ARE THEY COME FLYING OUT IN A WHIRLWIND OF CUNTRED MUSIC AND SEMEN Spikeh - <@SEPTiMUS> ffs women should have to earn their teeth Spikeh - "John Mcfanblade was at work, when jupiter crashed into the room he was working in severly damaging his left eyebrow.. thanks to admiral, he recieved £9 compensation" grexory - * ^TaLyN^ smiles psychotically and anally violates himself with a mad cow for 2114 points of damage! Fisty - (@|Slink|) Fisty, why is the sound quality on BF so shit (@|Slink|) its not on 11k (Fisty) its supposed to sound wierd kinda like the war when they couldnt afford proper ears so stuff sounded different than today Revvy - DEFINITION OF QUAKENET LAG: [14:48:08] !ftp || [14:55:30] -SEPTiMUS- DOWNLOADS: ftp://stuff:leech@septimus.dyndns.org:1234 UPLOADS: ftp://upload:upload@septimus.dyndns.org:1234 SEPTiMUS - 12... that is really ODD That's like watching bill oddy porn jAm0 - happy birthday jamie ;D one year closer to dying :D syba - aint had a bath in years Braveheart - [21:42] * WidgeT SOUNDZ 4,1Enrique Iglesias - Hero (Original) 15(44:0915)15 15@4 12815Kbps MP3 15(4><15) 4Joint Stereo Braveheart - its a while since i have said hello to my friends in #idle its a while since i spoke to my friends in #CHUCK_NORRIS_SUPERKICKS loli got kiked =] well duh! _ozy - andrew android abdomen grexory - <_ozy> how deep is your bruv ROFol Maurice Gibbed SEPTiMUS - What has Pete Townsend, Matt Kelly and a fine whiskey got in common? They both come in small tots. <_ozy> What has Matthew Kelly and a Spunk Dribbling Halfwit got in common? <_ozy> They're both Spunk Dribbling Halfwits SEPTiMUS - A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13.......13.......13.........13" the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned '14.........14.........14.......14.' grexory - -Corporal_Lancot- SQS Notes: [IC]Sats - * XeRo^ drinks his E-Tea, with added "full lagged" milk jAm0 - http://koti.mbnet.fi/cityporo/Sekalaista/laulaja.jpg jAm0 - * @XeRo- pwns.org ;o - 67. Boyzone - Love Me For A Reason [3:39] @ 128Kbps MP3 44Khz (><) Joint Stereo Spikeh - <@XeRo-> fs, im sweating hockey pucks syba - they nbeed to make another askntl thing so you can put in your postcode and see if you're gonna die www.asksaddam.com ozy_ - greg's just emitted reinforced concrete penises from his forehead Revvy - [21:03:27] someone must have a spare pc | [21:03:34] only I do | [21:03:58] I can bring some random parts if needed | [21:04:12] it's only got a TNT2 | [21:04:17] can you bring a cam-shaft from a 1952 e-type jag? | [21:04:20] yeah | [21:04:23] that'll be fine Revvy - «16:24:47» i work all aday and all i expect when i get home is some food on the table and a hand-job ;/ | «16:25:06» i'd prefer a blow job tbh | «16:25:10» women suck at hand jobs | «16:25:19» nah.. x's mouth is rancid | «16:25:36» its full of mumps and aids and shit | «16:26:08» thats because i eat mump and shit flavour aidscakes SEPTiMUS - RFROFl I went past the testicle hat lady's shop the other day (6:15.47) ????? (6:15.47) ????? FistMaster - lew btw, wtf is that random coloured celery on your shoulder????? randomly coloured celery FistMaster - http://slinksmods.homestead.com/files/Slink/Animatiourtn1.gif FistMaster - that's cos it's your gay bent mincing fag-o-script dex\doggie - running EQ I can get my cock approaching dexy's 30 inch obsidian shaft of terror Revvy - «18:06:32» my pc is teh caca. having to use my backup pc | «18:06:38» os[Windows 98 (4.10 - 2222)] uptime[17m 48s] cpu[1-Intel Pentium, 89MHz, 0KB] mem[Usage: 42/64MB (65.63%) [|||||||---]] | «18:07:34» i bet you could hack the aliens with that baby syba - "which came first; the chicken or the voodoo2" syba - rofl no way am i opening "saddam.exe" syba - so i, brannon, look like your mate brannon? Mister-X - <^WidgeT^> wtf is with Black guys and cocks? FistMaster - http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~noikz/PIX/Priceless%20pix/pic.gif SEPTiMUS - <_ozy> it was either Amstrad Action or some "how to code databases in pure machine code issue 64 (comes FREE with BeigeDebugger 1.6)" XenTriX - * XenTriX slaps Tony__ around a bit with dave the NTL engineer <_ozy> they do amazing damage syba - bit of hand to gland combat syba - [03:41:03] hellllllllloooooooooooooooo LOL like stretching out the letters will make you take more notice [03:44:36] helloooooooooooooooo syba` - [03:58:43] hello Revvy - [19:38:56] Revvy | [19:39:07] marz | [19:39:30] *** Marz (Marz@dsl-217-155-90-110.zen.co.uk) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) | word of doom ozy_ - This note is dedicated to Kings Field - top RPG on the PSX. <-- :D ozy_ - -Corporal_Lancot- Resumescript: notes.txt (1000KB) sent successfully. FistMaster - I also dropped my mobile phone in the toilet in the club ffs :\ Considering it was full of shit and I had to put my hand down there Then I find out that the toilets sinks weren't working So I had to go to the other one with my hand, covered in shit and toilet paper :\ at least you got a mullet syba - I reckon Old McDonald should sue McDonalds restaurants for infringment of copyright FistMaster - http://homepage.ntlworld.com/fistmaster/images/gimpy.jpg GNNTGHG jAm0 - http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.swf Braveheart - im a gaylord scatterbrain - 1=2 XenTriX - ROFL someone has been on my computer and asked jeeves, "Are there any parrots in china" ROFL ROFL random as pasta grexory - what made you think i can draw anything but NTL engineers with huge black cocks destroying planets, in paint.exe FistMaster - I once set fire to this sorta hollow dried tube plant thing and stuck it in my mouth and an earwig fell out into my mouth SEPTiMUS - some greek kid at school once snorted a line of chalk you have to be greek to do that snorting lines of screwdrivers and hammers syba - [14:21:58] [ 1996. Nirvana - In Utero - 06 - Dumb ] [ 2:32 ] [14:21:59] \o> lol timing [14:22:05] timing :] [14:22:07] ffs [14:22:07] LOL! _ozy - they get Dave and his pet solar system to sit on it SEPTiMUS - <_ozy> "There was this little boy of three. His uncle used to pat him on the head and give him a coin. Now that kid is 42 and a millionire - but he's got a flat head." _ozy - "KARNOV THE WELL KNOWN FIRE BREATHING RUSSIAN IS RUNNING, JUMPING, CLIMBINGM SWIMMING AND FLYING AFTER THE LOST TREASURE OF BABYLON" syba - 'Scandinavian for damaged products' Braveheart - I'm off to bed, my cunt's vomiting pelvises FistMaster - [00:11] *** Quits: Telkman ([18:37] "dear monkehbutt face, im utterly discombobulated and flabbergasted by your utterly inane use of the english language, j00 sir, have been pweened, kthxbye") Revvy - «12:11:15» yo ho ho | «12:11:40» and a bottle of cunt |«12:14:31» hiho |«12:14:44» hiho |«12:14:48» its off to cunt we go | «12:15:21» with a "yo ho ho" and a bottle of cunt, hi HO, hi HO HI HO HI HOOOO SEPTiMUS - I'm gonna bring a massive bag of celery and just throw it at people rofl mayes I'm gonna bring the christmas celery back from the grave via bizarre vegetable necromancy Mister-X - <-- I AM THE OWN!!!!! Mister-X - [17:30:00] now make it work reliably and I'll kiss your organs more than one send slot, multiple requests and cancellations at once quitting IRC during a send emitting magnetic fluid on sealions while balancing a box full of paper containing the Soundz source code printed in Comic Sans on your head Midgard - < @Revvy> I saw a pic one time, it said 'Blonde's Virus Protection' and had a condom round an RJ45 connector syb\out - http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=IEMITCHICKEN SEPTiMUS - Dealer Shonta says 'Hello there, Youdie. How about a nice Infected Rat Livers?' nice plague infested goblin scrotum <_ozy> diseased mutilated ogre thong <_ozy> RANCID TROLL ANAL BEADS RE9REOFL1!! Ang_depressed - you saddam camel jockey towelhead Ang_depressed - * SEPTiMUS waves his willy about cheekily it's been gaining a lot of popularity ooh ill try that out sometime :) not in front of me FistMaster - http://www.wfu.edu/~djanders/labweb/celery.htm Ang_depressed - get ready to wank we're just waiting on mayes really SEPTiMUS - fucks SKAELERF: pf pgros p I just put a maniac mod on and forgot to turn the volume down ATRHAR!!! fycjssake my head nearly exploded Harker - <@XeRo-> ORLF <@XeRo-> dad walked in <@XeRo-> and i said <@XeRo-> 'im just saying bye' <@XeRo-> and he went <@XeRo-> 'bye' <@XeRo-> then walked out syba - you and john can mosy here if you want, my parents have disapeared to some country randomly not telling me and then phoing me this morning saying sorry we're in germany syba - the world of media is turning into one big cask full of spastics Mister-X - he was sat there cunting himself it kept saying 'Obeka looks uncomfortable' then he'd go 'UH' and lose a load of health Mister-X - i want close ups of your anus brannon :< Mister-X - as in all the game's we've played ;) "WWE USED TO PLAY QUAKE 2!" "prev games: q2. current games: n/a" "WE WON A TRIBES 2 GAME ONCE AGAINST ADMINS IT WAS GOOD." Spikeh - <@SEPTiMUS> fuck that shit for a cunt Spikeh - *** SEPTiMUS (septimus@pc3-midd4-6-cust156.midd.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Excess Flood) Mister-X - did you see harold? Mister-X - elephants cant get Leprosy only humans and armadillos ? yes they can their trunks fall off and when their cocks fall off, africa's already knackered tectonic plate gets even more damaged Spikeh - -St3- SHADDAPA YA FACE! syba - 5 players puts a tank in the works XenTriX - [16:16] !rape me SEPTiMUS - now its on my mp3 player {#[;-) syb\wc3 - type ":D" with your nose Mister-X - OMG I HAVE A DEVIOUS PLAN I'll kidnap you, leaving my celery mark so they know its a really dangerous person, and then make them pay a ransom of a 80gb drive, then release you on the day of blr jAm0 - <+Mister-X> i've already hacked mine <+Kyoshiro> you switch the comp on and it comes up as "Brannon rules this school" "not hacked by brannon btw" Mister-X - i'm an imposter I thought so your _ doesn't look authentic Mister-X - chillum? sounds like a siberian torture method Revvy - http://thebeetles.org/septimus/septimus.jpg |ROOROFLAFL Revvy - http://www.falmouthschools.org/gr6/AndrewParkerMorgan/spikeh1.gif < Real life portrait of Chris SEPTiMUS - hïhíhì =) Mister-X - the contents of my skull involve nothing, but a picture of some toilet paper greg's head is empty except for a signed picture of ainsley harriot and a uterus i have a skull full of bricks Mister-X - DO NOT attempt to penetrate a goose! You WILL kill it! The tissue inside is very delicate and can rupture easily without you even noticing! Mister-X - Some people are exclusively into 'porking the bone', i.e. sex with skeletons. In this case you can dig up almost any grave and hope that the inhabitant hasn't yet disintegrated into dust. Mister-X - I hope that this text file will encourage you to go out and try necrophilia. Not many people do it, but that's precisely what makes it so much fun; it makes you feel special! If no living person would touch you with a 10 foot pole then try having sex with a corpse! greXory - "Screwing a corpse is also much more predictable because you can raise an arm, leg or whatever and it will still be in that position when you reach for it again. Take the arms and gently lock them in an embrace behind your back, or spread the legs to make sex a bit easier. If you want a great blowjob then lubricate your partner's mouth, lock it to your preferred width, insert and go for it." Mister-X - i'd love to fuck a sheep rofl you've done the liver, moving on to the WHOLE THING now? :D syba - jamo.. the second you act like a townie when we meet i'm gonna staple an american flag to your arse and mail you to iraq SEPTiMUS - besides russia isn't in europe it is lew? RUSSIA in eurpoe.. yeah jamo.. along with isrial america and jupiter Braveheart - lol you actually fired a pencil out of your cunt? yeah lol was pissed though greXory - http://www.pornbabes.us/gal/30/bigcockdemo5.jpg Mister-X - best way to get people going there get loads of posters with www.pwns.org with the words "FREE PORN" under it, and put them ALL over england, then on your site, just put a picture of a gnome with a 20" cock or something Mister-X - I'm red, explode constantly, I have 6 brothers doctors claim not, I like to bounce and rend, what am I? can't you get it?!? its a spleen Mister-X - http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/summarmovies/breakdanceing.jpg SEPTiMUS - lol i just got an email explaining how to increase my brestsize SEPTiMUS - the closest any goose is going to get to my knackers is on my sunday roast dinner plate, covered in mint sauce family tradition of placing your bollocks on the table before a meal it was a figure of speech, I don't have to have my knackers out for it to be near to them not too modest either are you oz greXory - A 9 year old boy goes up to his parents, and says "can i sleep round michal jacksons house tonight?" his parents reply with, "ok, but best ring micheal barrymore, and tell him your not cumming" RFOOLROLRf Angelic - * SEPTiMUS was kicked by Angelic (NO CHUCK NORRIS IMPRESSIONS) jAm0 - <@FistMaster> playing 10 pin bowling vs a cow is very surreal jAm0 - ] someone name a really angry song... <@SEPTiMUS> Rainbow - Main Theme jAm0^ - [@XeRo-] widget the midget with a fidget Kyoshiro - <@_ozy> you know that Rogue game? <@SEPTiMUS> yeah <@SEPTiMUS> "ON NO, IT'S THE LETTER A" <@SEPTiMUS> "ARGH" SEPTiMUS - 'Your connection to the server has been skullfucked' Kyoshiro - <@_ozy> "10,000 Jokes for crack-heads (volume 3)" <@SEPTiMUS> "The Big Addict's Jokebook" <@SEPTiMUS> "1001 Completely Random Sentences" <@_ozy> "50,000 ways to grow a beard" <@_ozy> 6000 WAYS TO BE CUNTED <@SEPTiMUS> "508 UNIQUE WAYS TO EAT SCONES" <@SEPTiMUS> "FEATURING THE BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF '724 DIFFERENT WAYS TO DRINK COFFEE'" Kyoshiro - <@_ozy> 80,000,000 WAYS TO LAUGH AT LIONEL BLAIR <@SEPTiMUS> 720,521 Ways to Avoid Patrick Moore <@SEPTiMUS> 1 Completely Innovative Way to Draw a Bike SEPTiMUS - moo I am a sheep Mister_X - we're waiting on harker and his steam-powered PC jAm0 - [+Gav] Midgard couldn't hax if he had an electric hax machine, and a copy of "hax'ing for dummiez" :( brannon - oz you spinning herald of woe SEPTiMUS - huhuert greXory - "Feltzazyababajockyamalibnigger" greXory - jesus fyucking absolute cunting christ greXory - * SEPTiMUS stabs ozy_'s skull with a horse jAm0 - [@Spikeh] fucking FUCK fuck sake [@Spikeh] I HATE it when that happens [@Spikeh] Fucking narks me [@Spikeh] my head just fell off and rolled in my dinner, fucking sick of it doing that jAm0 - [greXory] "I LIKE SHEAKSPEAR BECUZ HE HAD 9 CHICKENS ND 14 FACES!!11" greXory - ROFLROLF IMAGINE CUMMING YOUR OWN FACE ozy_ - OZY1!! YOU KNOW BUNGLE FROM RAINBOW? yeah? rofl HE LIVES IN BURY ST EDMUNDS ROFL!! Former actor Stanley Bates, 59, of The Street, Woolpit, near Bury St Edmunds, appeared at St Edmundsbury Magistrates Court facing two charges of assaulting motorist Catherine Marconi. SEPTiMUS - ROLFORLFOLRF "ZIPPY I MAKE LIGHTS.. YES BUNGLE MY TITS ARE ON FIRE.... HUHU GEORGE BUNGLE MAKES LIGHTS ,EYHAH" syba - x, im coming to your house ... k when, why and.. no jAm0^away - • nevermind^ thrusts fred durst's piles into XeRo^'s mouth *!OH THAT'S TASTY!* greXory - let me see if i can do some poetry then.. rotated #sqs poetry "roses are red, violets are blue, your hair is white, when im cumming all over you" <------- ROFlORfl jAm0 - "Such a pretty little thing you were, such a nice crack going down your bum... now your just a pile of meat.. left drying in the sun" ROFLrFOL greXory - roses are bent, violets are gay,, dunno wtf im on about today XeRo^Away - fax machines are bent, bosses are gay, i dont know why, but i want to fondle your hay XeRo^Away - hands are red, vaginas torn, fisting rules, especially with fawns XeRo^Away - greXory:: ROFLROFl SEND SOMEONE A VALENTINE WITH WWW.SHITCITY.COM ON THE FRONT greXory:: OOHOOHHOOHHO ONNOOOOON I CLICKED IT greXory:: JES CHIS FFS I CLICKED THE SITE, AND NOW I HAVE 3 SKULLS jAm0:: I JUST CLOSED IRC IN A FIT OF TERROR greXory - imagine ejaculating your own hair Mister-X - Abdel Aziz bin Mohammed bin thats someones name Abdul Blingbling Saqib Carrierbag FistMaster - omg is that how you spell burgle? what a shit word rofl sounds like a eastern european hamburger the suspiciously brown burgle to go please Marz - * syba has joined #sqs yo syba hey gonna collapse bye * syba has quit IRC SEPTiMUS - erm I cant uninstall 1.4? <^St3> you need to be hetrosexual to uninstall it SEPTiMUS - <^jAm0^> 9,13mp1032 :: 9,1313410. 9Dj XenTriX Live 22-01-03 10[954:2010]10 10@2 19210Kbps MP3 10[9!;/10] 10to download jAm0 - <@XeRo^Away> jamie, its because you touch yourself at night Mister-X - i had funny townie encounters today "eya, caveman, sort it out!" "ooooz caveman?" "ee iz!" "why u call im caveman?" "coz ee's geeeeee" FistMaster - -Corporal_Lancot:#sqs- SQS Stats: jAm0^away is the 6415th townie to be kicked since 19th July 2000 ozy_ - boomboom boomboom knankies SEPTiMUS - KNANKIES change that to krankies ffs rofl ROFL k|RF this hard as fuck bloke and his ankle biting wife who looks like a really decrepit schoolboy SEPTiMUS - JUST A TWISTED PLASTIC FACE COMING OUT OF YOUR PHONE, WITH A LIGHTED MATCH FistMaster - ROFHARKER SAT THERE TRYING TO BORE THE DATA INTO THE CD WITH HIS EYES SEPTiMUS - teh ntl eng came round today to fit my digi tv ROIF WAS HE CALLED 'DAVE GERALD THREEEPTHORPE'? rolf did he have 74 skulls? syba - 9,1W9h9Ã9t8?9¿8?9¿8?9¿ syba - 9,1S8ø9Z 9¶9;8¬9) coolgirldan is usins smokeys simpson script 9,1W9h9Ã9t8?9¿8?9¿8?9¿ coolgirldan scroll back ! 9,1¥8?9? coolgirldan is usins smokeys simpson script Öh! i no 8,1Ç9ø9Ö9l init 8,1W9ø8T8?9? one r u using????? syba - nob ed ozy_ - no I'd rather listen to badly recorded tapes of explosive bowel syndrome greXory - Jack and Gill went up the hill so jack could lick gill's fanny. jack went down and came up with a frown coz gills a fuckin tranny jAm0^away - [greXory] ROLF i've never had the talk cause i used to be so fat and fucking minging, it would be a criminal offence for anything with a pair of tits to be within 3 miles of me SEPTiMUS - my mouse has developed the same problem as mayes 's mouse [16:11:03] I was gonna say, a celery addicted mouse [16:11:05] lol, it doesn't have a bizarre obsession with celery [16:11:10] its got clogged up with celery Mister-X - When In Rome succumb to your twisted genetic need to devour the brains of living non-mutated humans. grex^cubid - http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/games2/King-Metal_blacman.jpg SEPTiMUS - Their vaginas are basically the reproductive equivalent of the ecto-containment unit from "Ghost Busters" in that every time you have sex with them bizarre specters and wraiths emerge http://www.somethingawful.com/hentai/thatnursegame/ectocontainment.jpg SEPTiMUS - Subject: re: Your 50 lbs of Lobster SEPTiMUS - UHS~GHSRIfrs why do I always have about 9 cups on my desk??? i've just taken a swig from a week old cup of water my face fucking inverted thats fucking horrible SEPTiMUS - it's a fucking.. michael jackson golem ozy_ - "David Mayes's ribcage exploded when he inadvertently laughed at a porridge michael jackson golem, he recieved £28000 thanks to Admiral" SEPTiMUS - A PORRIDGE MICHAEL JACKSON GOLEM SQUEALS AT YOU FOR 180335 POINTS OF DAMAGE rOFL!O!F A PORRIDGE MICHAEL JACKSON GOLEM BEGINS TO MOONWALK PORRIDGEMICHAELJACKSONGOLEMPORRIDGEMICHAELJACKSONGOLEMPORRIDGEMICHAELJACKSONGOLEM jAm0 - [@XeRo^Away] IM NOT AS THINK AS YOU STONED I AM Spikeh - *** SEPTiMUS changes topic to 'Lew's birthday tomorrow (16th) - I want a stripper.' <@Spikeh> You got one lew :D <@Spikeh> My mum :D <@Spikeh> She's coming round ;) *** SEPTiMUS changes topic to 'Lew's birthday tomorrow (16th) - I want some socks instead.' Mister-X - *** Harker [*!Harker@pc2-midd2-5-cust175.midd.cable.ntl.com] has joined channel [#sqs]. and he's a total fucking wanker oh hello harker, we were just talking about you Mister-X - *** Harker [] was deopped by SEPTiMUS. *** Harker [] was voiced by SEPTiMUS. jAm0^q2 - [+Mister-X] only cause my ping is the size of the national lottery triple rollover jackpot fund ;P Mister-X - Yazadanrilibonralafzalasholshalabalibanrasheedkhaz'grolob Gupta'grolob Ghando Mister-X - No entry found for porridge michael jackson golem. Mister-X - 1 entry found for parrot disease. grex^cupid - <|rob> what was that crap when i got sourrounded by 100's of skeletons? grex^cupid - Sexual Content: Uncensored and full of disturbingly misplaced female anuses. Mister-X - brannon, how do you make coffee? syba - * jAm0^away is back after 12m: making coffee, ;D jAm0 - [@syba] so she goes to nettos and gets 15 yoghurts for 4 pence Mister-X - music software doesn't literally come out of my arse Mister-X - http://www20.brinkster.com/sqshixory/misc/random/YOURBLOKE.jpg rROFL FLAILING PIPE ORGAN ROBOT SUIT SEPT^Aunt`s - I want to get a new dog but parents don't want one ;/ i'd call it porridge michael jackson golem SEPTiMUS - Knock Knock whos there? Doctor doctor who RFPLRFL! what a DISMAL trick oz YOU JUST SAID IT HAW-HAW-HAW =)=)=) jAm0 - [+Kyoshiro] knock knock [grex^cupid] whos there? [+Kyoshiro] Nicholas [grex^cupid] nicholas who ? [+Kyoshiro] Nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees grex^cupid - http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dreamworld/8663/krull/glaive.gif jAm0 - [nevermind^] brb, need to speak with the arabs ab^asleep - [04:15] * apemanbakes has returned from: food I was gone for: 2days 10hrs 28mins 13secs SEPTiMUS - the raging screaming bum tearery of darkness SEPTiMUS - ready to get fucked ?D :DD::D always :) Spikeh - <@Spikeh> you scared of spiders ozy? <@ozy_> no, if I WAS scared of spiders I would have killed it <@Spikeh> kill the bitch then <@ozy_> i'm sure lew would have by now :P <@SEPTiMUS> if it was me I'd have drove a fucking JCB over the cunt <@SEPTiMUS> via remote control greXory - your mum walks into your house and your in the kitchen fucking a goose, and its screaming and raging and squirting its fucking cum all over your hair... what the fuck would happen? greXory - rofl this squealing, rotated 8 foot tall bloke in nothing but a white NHS night gown jAm0^away - [greXory] she might go red, i caught her fucking a pony yesterday jAm0^away - [greXory] fuck sake.. that music sounded like someone playing piano with a JCB ozy_ - any good CS does for your brain is wildly offset by the braindamage you recieve from seeing '{SUPAL33T}HaXfAcEl3Et[GUNZ]' say 'FFS CAMPER WALLS HAX SPAM GAY' for the 17,000th consecutive time any good CS does for your brain is wildly offset by the braindamage you recieve from thrusting your head through the monitor in fustration ffs @ the amount of people called [CSR]J-A-K-E{9MM}T-H-ES-N-A-K-E(MCHAX) greXory - i remember playing someone called ;) once, and they fucking smashed the fuck out of me 89389 - 0 in spectator mode SEPTiMUS - <_ozy> *GURN* *HULK* HEEE-HEE <_ozy> *MOONWALK* SEPTiMUS - overclocking an athlon is like trying to random fans on the sun ffs jAm0 - [@SEPTiMUS] http://www.elderscrolls.com/images/art/bloodmoon/bm_web01B.jpg [@SEPTiMUS] "OOAOAOGRH!" ozy - imagine fucking a ostritch it would be like fucking a cow with wings jAm0 - • +Senseh : Mp3 - [ 03 - Blazin' Squad - The Love Song : 4:04 @ 128kbps - 3.72MB - "!Senseh" to download ] jAm0 - [@Braveheart] personified in: http://www15.brinkster.com/rshove/flail.jpg [nevermind^] who's beind you?12 [nevermind^] his head loks like a lightbulb tbh jAm0 - [@Braveheart] yours is too long jamie Braveheart - [@Braveheart] yours is too long jamie its not often i say that! Braveheart - Walk into Netto, smack the checkout townie then just run off netto dont have townies there are vikings Oh yeah :/ Viking townies nike cap with horns jAm0 - [@XeRo^Away] when the pissed slags tried to rape him, he just pushed them off .. 'FUCK OFF FUCKING TOWNIE SLAGS' jAm0 - [@ozy_] I reckon the enterprise is powered by two AA batteries jAm0 - [greXory] omfg i just farted and it made the galaxy turn green SEPTiMUS - and yeah Craig Charles has been accused of rape and battery BATTERY he's been accused of duracel although he never got charged (ho ho) SEPTiMUS - BLR weekend; 6 hours of sleep in 3 days: I can't feel my face now its gone all numb and flacid ozy_ - yeah well my head's inedible it's made of teflon like michael jackson's shins SEPTiMUS - toblerone is lovely they make my nose emit flying turd SEPTiMUS - <|rob> get tw2k3 u dont need to pay to play online I bet it comes on about 7 CD's though rob <|rob> only 3 just 250TB TGA's of tiger woods bump-mapped, anti-aliased, deformed skull SEPTiMUS - combo hihihihi xD greXory - http://www.sleafordian.co.uk/ jAm0 - [@FistMaster] knock knock - who's there? - mr jackson its CIA paedophile crime investigations unit and shit Mister-X - "ome day he came into my room" "so i hit him in the face with a broom" "hid nose snapped in half" "his eyes dissolved" "thats what happened when michel jackson tried to cunt me" SEPTiMUS - <_ozy> deaths from death are rare ^TaLyN^ - * ^TaLyN^ tosses SEPTiMUS an elixir * SEPTiMUS tosses ^TaLyN^ back Mister-X - http://www.bbc.co.uk/wiltshire/going_out/theatre/whokilled.shtml jAm0 - [@syba] have a tree through your lip and call it fashion syba - via chips emit crabs SEPTiMUS - just bars of crabs cascading from the motherboard JUST A SOLID LONG BAR EXTENDING FROM THE BOARD ROLFR greXory - I HATE THE ORANGE GAME,, YAY FOR THE ORANGE GAME SEPTiMUS - THE 1MB NOTE! ROFL.. i bet thats how the universe was made.. just some massive random cock started spunking lots of galaxies and planets gods in the clouds slapping away, all kinds of randomness ejecting from his holy sabbath XenTriX - [18:02] SB16s are diving boards that create sound FistMaster - [10:49] ate the hottest curry that the curry house could do last night [10:49] called a Naga [10:51] <|sLink|> did you emit lionel blairs from your finger tips? [10:51] I've been for 3 shits this morning and I think I'll need more Mister-X - [19:31:10] -Corporal_Lancot- Resumescript: notes.txt (1024KB) sent successfully. Midgard - < +Marz> fire alarm won't stop and it's REALLY ANNOYING < @Braveheart> fire alarm generally means get out the building :)< +Marz> I know, but I don't wanna miss anything in IRC jAm0 - [@St3] anyway.. i need to go and scrub my balls [@St3] bbl :) St3 - * XeRo^Away pwns.org ;o - 195. George Micheal - Father figure [ SEPTiMUS - theres this really weird guy at college, who works backing servers up.... walked into a really dark room.... turned on the light ant he was sat in the corner, and he went "UUHHHUHHGHGH!!" and was madlt zipping his trousers up, he had a really red face.. jAm0 - [|Rob] imagine having a wank and 1 of those virtual live tv shows burst in your bed room and dale winton was the host, baf FistMaster - shagging with a jonny sucks.. i'd rather stick my nob in the cheesegrate rofl try a bird greg not some dismal bloke called jonny ROFL die of cornflakes disease ji, Sponge_Cake - <`fuslEt{> cheese sandwich :| jAm0 - [+Kyoshiro] did if have no disc label and come in a box that was blank [+Kyoshiro] and say Crackzored Haxx0ry XP written badly in ink pen on the disc grex^drained - "IF YOU CAN HEAR THE SOUND FILE OF A CHICKEN BEING TRACTOR RAPED, CLICK YES TO CONTINUE" SEPTiMUS - my old email addy was mister_x4294967295@hotmail.com but i got rid because i kept having to go into calculator to find out what my email addy was, lol 256^3 Mister-X - !celery SFUCJNING SHELF YOUR BEEP JUST MADE IT FALL jam0 - rofl my dad slyly puts a celery stick in my drink which looks totally obvious, yet I fail to notice and swallow it whole Mister-X - the fucking mutantery in town last night was fucking cataclysmic SEPTiMUS - ntl is emitting bisexual clowns with hammers for noses Mister-X - wouldn't work brannons head is made out of porridge and mine celery mine isn't made out of porridge it's made of an amalgamation of bricks and sandstone ahah put according to the 5th rule of insensive rulation of the binormal quadmetric spoon its made out of porridge SHIT i forgot that rule easily forgotten Mister-X - lew you here? no I'm a clever ruse Mister-X - and I'm always late but that's because you're severely injured by shelves mayes "why are you late" "because a shelf fell on me" "What's wrong with your head David? There's a 90° dent in it." syba - Wile_E-Coyote, bind w "+forward;give bird seed;drop bird seed;give dynamite;drop dynamite;wait;wait;wait;wait;explode" Mister-X - HOW HAS HE GOT SO MUCH EXPLOSIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF UTAH?!? SURELY THE US GOVERNMENT WOULD HAVE BOMBED THE FUCK OUT OF HIM BY NOW OR THE MORMONS that's the new series brannon "WILE E COYOTE" "coyotemus cunningimus" "CHURCH OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS" "religiousus mormonimus" AND WILE E IS TRYING TO BLOW THE SHIT OUT OF SALT LAKE CITY AND STRATEGICALLY PLACES SEE-SAWS Mister-X - i've just been in the kitchen playing with my brothers new black labrador puppy adorable doesn't even come close you won't be saying that when it's a 16 foot tall horse jAm0 - [syba] "FUCKED ME IN THE HEAD ON MONDAY, LANDED ON MY CUNT ON TUESDAY, SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE ON WEDNESDAY, AND ON THURSDAY AND FRIDAY AND SATURDAY, KILLED ME ON SUNDAY" Mister-X - http://www.websimplistic.com/septimus/shelf.jpg "HOLY SHELVES FULL OF RANDOM TROPHIES BATMAN" SEPTiMUS - Other link sites: Goblin Porn Go teens All teens Uncensored Links Bad Teens Mister-X - brannon give me shelf cuntage time [ MAYES' SHELF FALLS ON HIS HEAD AGAIN ] [ 8hrs 22mins 23secs ] * Kyoshiro buys a helmet FROM WHERE??! IT'S TEN PM the er mobile helmet fandango emporium Mister-X - IS THERE A 24 HOUR HELMET SHOP IN SKIPTON!? jAm0 - [WidgeT] Night everyone [nevermind^] nn [+jAm0] nn [+Mister-X] night satanbitch slagwhore Mister-X - in this book thing i was given by college at the start of the year it has loads of STUPID faces with definitions that NO-ONE will use ever\;\/\;/;;\/ one's like $s <---i spent too much money buying shoes 'n shit *+():-) = man enjoying a cheese sandwich *+():-( = man not enjoying a cheese sandwich ozy_ - <|rob> its pretty neat with steering wheel have you got one? <|rob> yeah M$ <|rob> had it ages <|rob> tried it with q2 its shit ozy_ - <|rob> played a duel last week <|rob> was 6=0 up <|rob> then he come right back 6=4 <|rob> so i had under stairs for 3 minutes, he went berzerk jAm0 - [nevermind^] fs x you anal beard:| ozy_ - just a 6"5 tall mass of muscle with lipstick and a wig SpongeCake - * XeRo^Away randomly pokes soph zip it up x k gre}{ory - im in a paint.exe mood ROFL.. syba - its 4am and i'm cutting around a plimsole in photoshop jAm0 - [+Marz] whenever I hear the word pancake I can't stop thinking of this film where a man gets murdered in bed while fucking a woman and the policeman at the crime scene says "He's left his dad's pancake" gre}{ory - http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/bltaliwars.htm jAm0 - http://www.euro-tribesplayers.com/gallery/pics/eazy.jpg <---- WTF?! Revvy - [13:37:13] I've reduced the cost of cheese SEPTiMUS - <_ozy> trying to make LP's sound good is like trying to polish a turd Mister-X` - <_ozy> I just want to sit here and type randomness <_ozy> hehie spades Mister-X` - http://www.websimplistic.com/septimus/jimmy.gif FistMaster - THIS VCD MAKER ONLY WORKS WITH MPEGS of course j00 n00b thats cos vcds are mpegs FistMaster - im about as ginger as a skull full of lampshades FistMaster - and why do you take so looooong to answer <|sLink|> was downstairs makeing teh mother in law some tea <|sLink|> "oohhhh, hes got a new hifi / tv, lets go whore his house" say to em "ow scrounging gits fo back home and sit round your decca" SEPTiMUS - (7:40.25) you pedantic bitch (7:40.29) you're a pedantic cunt SEPTiMUS - jimjimjim listen! and send to lew and anyone else who likes to hear about chuck norris and old people Mister-X` - "I actively enjoy listening to Chuck Norris and old people!" Mister-X` - what does AIDS stand for? anally induced death sentence SEPTiMUS - they've got their scouts "Mighty Geomancer Orc-Slayer" and "Alchemist-elfkin Greenscale Lightfoot Greybeard Redcunt the VI" out on the streets with clipboards, jotting down every gay that gets hit by a car Mister-X` - how stupid would you be to believe two middle-eastern parents gave birth to a little white child with a brown beard and long brown hair? GIVING BIRTH, AND THE BABY HAS LONG HAIR AND A BEARD baby comes out full size, with cig in its mouth, messy hair and overgrown beard hairy all over think of the friction FLASHING GREEN FACE Mister-X` - Grand-Sorcerer Triple-Oblong Baker Wolftamer Chickenfaced Spunkdribbler XVII GRAND-CHICKEN MULTIPLYING CHIEF OF TINKERING DRAGONSBANE SPLEENGROWER TWELVEURETHRAS LXI AZLEK KAZAD NIGGER RAMAFAT PASTOR TABLEFACE Mister-X` - Ronald McEthnicminoritymurderer the friendly face of south-west american fast food ROFl just a dismal clown on the front of the shop with a dead rabbi behind him stuck to a tree Midgard - < +jAm0> Im a cock-heavy virgin who loves to slap sperm Ang - why are cereal adverts so pants? lol cos theyve got cornflakes disease ;/;/; SEPTiMUS - black trombone Ang - spikeh the pikeh Ang - Ste your a closet homosexual i wish! ^TaLyN^ - <@SEPTiMUS> ice is well cool jAm0 - [`fuslEt{] do us a cunt, hoe me down the fookin packer n get that fuckin slagwhore to stop hoeing that anal pilchard jAm0 - [+Mister-X] i saw once [+Mister-X] an "I AM 2" badge which said, "unsuitable for children under 36 months" [MCHAX]Mister-X - brannon u cunt i called my mate a slagwhore in a playful fashion and she took major offense Sophenstein - FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP SQUIRT SEPTiMUS - im gonan go play with my bellend now Sophenstein - fs, fingers too cold/ might put them in my bum bum hole ...all of them:/. FistMaster - i'd rather eat