Name: Terry Prati       

Age: 22

Birthplace: Barts, London

Occupation: Insurance Broker

Sex: Twice a day

Nickname: Wopfish

Favourite Team: Arsenal

Favourite Current Player: Calum Best (now he's a player....)

Favourite All Time Player: Fash The Bash

Favourite Boot Supplier: Timberland

Dream Woman: Heggerty

Dream Holiday Location: Potters

One Day In the life of: Peter Stringfellow

If you had to make love to one man, who would it be: David Mellor

Favourite detective series: Pink Panther

Favourite contraceptive: Rita Hand

Favourite alcoholic drink: Sherry and Heggerty's love juice.