Every week, RCF magician Danny “G-Spot” Giemanjer will be bringing you a handwritten love poem of his own creation. “G-Spot” as he’s known in the Fantana dressing room often recites poetry before a game and we, here at RCF.co.uk thought it only right that some of them are shared with the fans. The flame haired assassin had this to say about his new section on the website;  “Before my debut for Racing Club Fantana, I broke out into an uncontrollable poetic frenzy. I don’t know if it was nerves or excitement – A mixture of both I suspect. The Gaffer seemed to really enjoy it and the players seemed to get a buzz out of it too. I’ve always enjoyed writing and reciting poetry, but I especially enjoy giving it my own, deep down and dirty twist. I get my inspiration from the hundreds of women I’ve bedded, Sunday football and my insatiable appetite for Japanese food.” This is the “G-Spots” first serving of his unique poetic fusion….   LIPSING GAL The boys and I are in the club When I first hear from the gaffer that Russell’s sub I laugh and dance and start to wiggle Then approach a girl to make her giggle.   We bump and grind, and start to kiss And like a snake she starts to hiss Because my hand is up her skirt She said ‘you’re such a dirty flirt’   I ask her if she likes raw fish She said ‘that makes a tasty dish’ So I took her by the hand And lead her to my wonderland   Back at hers we start to sweat Then it clicks – She looks like Jet You know the one from Gladiators Poling her was like climbing the travellator    I’m getting bored so I start to pull out At this very point I loudly shout You dirty brass, your proper filth I’ve heard your mums a right old milf.   More from G-Spot next week....