Good day to you Fantananites! I am Oliver Codpiece and this, is Codpiece Comments.

- Rumblings from within the camp suggest that one star Fantana player is
furious" after been "overlooked" for the RCF captaincy. A source told
me "He's livid. He thought he was a shoe-in for the armband. He feels it
should be his, and it's causing some friction, on and off the pitch,
between him and the man who got the honour, Chris Maskell".

- Chris Tilbury. Keep your eye on this guy folks. He may be young, but
he's got heart, determination and talent. 3 traits that go down very
well with Racing boss, Bradley Micallef.

- By all accounts this column won't be the only one on RCF.co.uk to be
written by someone who shares their name with an aquatic life form. A
new found hobby of this player, makes for very good reading.

- How about Hurricane Rita?

- May & Bakers Vs Racing Club Fantana could be an early season
barnburner!! These two teams are both vying for the title, and this
match could be a corker!

- Dave Sack and Rikki Prati. The new Morley and Bishop? Thats what the
Codfather is hearing.

- All I'm hearing these days is Moolah Cru or Munit? What in the hell is
an Munit? Chalk another one up for The Moolah Boys.

- James Spicer told me over dinner last night, that he hopes to notch 50
goals this season. That's a big ask, but with 6 in 2, I wouldn't bet
against him!

And Finally....

- Congratulations to Stephen Dawes on tying the knot this weekend!
October 16th would have been my 25th wedding anniversary, had it not
been for the voices and the pickaxe. Good luck Stephen from all at
Racing Club Fantana!

Until next time.....