The infamous Lincoln Way in Corby was once home to world's most wanted man.  His flat has now been demolished.. "thanks to Corby Council for demolishing my home, you non-believer bastards.  I now have to look for a new place to live.  ‘Uptown Terry’ offered me a box under the Swimming Pool, but I have my name down with the council so I’m hoping to get a flat up Arran Way"  Ossie is currently hiding at the top of Willowbrook Road water tower from where he watches our games.

 

11/08: Al Jazeera have sent us an email they received from Willowbrook Road water-tower, where Ossie's been hiding out:

Oh alright an that man, so the season kicks off this weekend.  Pure mentoe man.  Can't believe we're playing at Kettering, I hate those infidel gimps, swear down.  Me and Big Dale sitting up the Triangle n'that in the dark then, oh, our beliefs are too strong to allow us to go there.  Could be worse though, they could be invading and occupying our ground instead, Corby Jihad against them an all that.  Maybe if we just destroy our ground anyway we'll get a new one.  Naw man, let's just blow up Rockingham Road.

So as for our league, looks like we've got some pretty healthy odds on us from some online betting sites.  I think that Uxbridge and Barking will be the teams to beat.  I reckon those kafir pigs Stamford might be a bit tasty n'that too, they'll be wanting to bounce back into the premier.  Another local derby for us, sound man.  Proper make some noise, Corby boys an'that.  Wikad.

So make some noise down in Chatham then lads, fockin mentol.  Might make the trip down to that, better go in disguise, so I'm going down JJB to see if I can get a Burberry head scarf, mingle in with some chav southerners.  Even better I can hide my bottle of buckie in it.  Kwality man.  Anyway, see yous lot later.  Steelmen Jihad !