ORBzine - 2005.10 UK Television Roundup

ORBzine - UK TV Roundup October 2005

31st October 2005 - Monday - Hallowe'en!

Star Trek: Voyager Star Trek: VGR [Season 4, Episode ] Infinite Regress

Reviewed in our special supplement here!

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Peter Benchley's Amazon [Season 1, Episode 18] The White Witch

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Hammer House of Horror Hammer House of Horror [Season 1, Episode 1] The Witching Time

Reviewed in our special supplement here!

Hammer House of Horror [Season 1, Episode 13] The Mark Of Satan

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Belfast Festival

A trio of Belfast intellectuals, or the nearest thing available, contrasted a pair of horror films recently shown in Belfast. One was the drive-in screening of Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) , the other was the early 1960s Japanese offering, Onibabah .

TCM was written off as schlock, and slated as having no socially redeeming qualities. Just men abusing women, they said. Offensive to feminists, they said. In this reviewer's opinion, the all men are bastards and all women are victims view *IS* the feminist stance!

Onibabah, featuring two female leads, was barely mentioned. One of the comentator complained that it was too slow. Another responded that at least it felt real, while TCM was fantasy. Ironic, since Onibabah contains hints of Magic Realism, while TCM was partly inspired by real-life serial-killer Ed Gein!

The Spence Bros: Movie Mavericks

This is a 40-minute documentary from BBCNI. The Spence Bros are what are these days referred to as guerilla film-makers. Unlike Robert Rodriguez , they live in Comber, County Down, and have been making movies since the 1950s. At an average of 2 a year, they have made almost 100 films!

In the 1950s they made Gothic romance/horror films. In the 1970s they switched to science-fiction. They enjoy the Genre because it can let the imagination run wild, especially in the use of camera shots, SPFX and make-up that would not be used in more conventional drama.

The Films of the Spence Brothers

We get 3 short films by the Spence Bros, with a foreword presented by Joe Lindsay. The average running time is just under 20 minutes.

  • The Wishing Stone

    A small redneck town is midwest USA is confused when a meteor lands nearby. The acting, props and so on are quite convincing, especially when you consider it was a zero-budget film!

    Running time: 30 minutes

  • Phase One

    This is a science fiction piece, an homage to 2001: A Space Odyssey . An astronaut lands on a desert world.

    Running time: 5 minutes

  • Brady's Bargain

    Brady, an Oirish farmer, tries to outsmart a Leprechaun.

    Running time: 10 minutes


    Today's SF films include Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday and Rosemary's Baby

    30th October 2005 - Sunday

    Relic Hunter Relic Hunter [Season 3, Episode 19] Pandora's Box

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    Hex Hex [Season 2, Episode 6] With A Little Help From My Friends (2)

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    Enterprise Enterprise [Season 4, Episode 5] The Forge

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    Star Trek: TNG [Season 5, Episode 13] Conundrum

    Reviewed in our special supplement here!

    Star Trek: TNG [Season 5, Episode 12] The Masterpiece Society

    Reviewed in our special supplement here!


    Today's SF films include Channel 4's showing of Audition & Earth Vs The Spider (2001)

    29th October 2005 - Saturday

    Star Trek: TNG [Season 5, Episode 11] Violations

    Reviewed in our special supplement here!

    Charmed Charmed [Season 7, Episode 10] Someone to Witch Over Me

    Reviewed in our special supplement here!

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    Robin of Sherwood Robin of Sherwood [Season 3, Episode 11] Rutterkin

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    The Perfect Scary Movie

    This is a 2-hour Channel 4 documentary narrated by Alexander Armstrong.

    It starts with a look at Monster movies from Nosferatu in the 1920s, the 1950s Hammer films, 1967's Night of the Living Dead , 1983 video release of Evil Dead .

    Next we look at the Body Horror/Science Fiction efforts exemplified by Alien, The Fly

    Religion-based horror is explored: Wicker Man, Exorcist, The Omen . Next comes the haunted house, exemplified by The Shining

    Finally we see Psychokiller films, influenced by Psycho, Texas Chainsaw Massacre .The modern sub-genre is teen-slasher films like Hallowe'en, Nightmare on Elm Street ...

    We get a few interviews with the usual kind of people - psychologists, academics and film critics. There are also interviews with a wide variety of horror film celebrities - John Carpenter, John Landis, Joe Dante, Tobe Hooper, Sean S. Cunningham, Roger Corman , Simon Pegg & Edgar Wright [ Shaun of the Dead ], Jenny Agutter, Emily Booth, Ingrid Pitt, Veronica Cartwright, Heather Langenkamp , Bruce Campbell [ Evil Dead, Bubba Ho-Tep , Robert Englund [ Nightmare on Elm Street ], Alice Cooper [Wayne's World], prosthetics expert Rick Baker and novelist James Herbert .

    Channel 4 are currently running a Hallowe'en season. The following movie is introduced by SciFi fan Bill Bailey!


    Today's SF films include Channel 4's showing of Halloween H20 . RTE showed The Astronaut's Wife & The Omen ITV 1 had Silence of the Lambs while ITV 3 had Lost World: Jurassic Park 2 . Ravenous also got a showing.

    28th October 2005 - Friday

    alias Alias [Season 3, Episode 5] Repercussions

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    27th October 2005 - Thursday

    Missing Missing [Season 2, Episode 13] Truth or Dare (part 2)

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    The Real "Silence of The Lambs"

    This is a Channel 4 documentary about the making of the 1950s American serial killer, Ed Gein. He inspired the villains of 3 classic horror films - Psycho, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Silence of The Lambs . The true story is even stranger (and more twisted) than fiction!

    Channel 4 are currently running a Hallowe'en season. The following movie, a dramatisation of the Ed Gein story, is introduced by SciFi fan Bill Bailey!


    Today's SF films include Ed Gein

    26th October 2005- Wednesday

    Atlantis Stargate Atlantis [Season 2, Episode 2] The Intruder

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    Medium Medium [Season 1, Episode 8] Lucky

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    Curse of The Omen

    This is a Channel 4 documentary about the making of the 1970s horror classic, The Omen . A series of unexplained events, including fatal accoidents, plagued the film's production.

    Interviewees include SF critic Kim Newman.

    Channel 4 have decided to make a night of it. The following movie, a similarly-themed occult thriller, is introduced by SciFi fan Bill Bailey!


    Today's SF films include Lost Souls

    25th October 2005 - Tuesday

    The 4400 The 4400 [Season 2, Episode 6] As Fate Would Have It

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    Stargate Stargate SG-1 [Season 9, Episode 3] Origin (3)

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    24th October 2005 - Monday

    Peter Benchley's Amazon [Season 1, Episode 17] The Pale Horseman

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    Hammer House of Horror Hammer House of Horror [Season 1, Episode ]

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    Today's SF films include The Librarian: Quest For The Spear

    23rd October 2005 - Sunday

    Hex Hex [Season 2, Episode 5] With A Little Help From My Friends (1)

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    Enterprise Enterprise [Season 4, Episode 4] The Augments

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    Star Trek: TNG [Season 5, Episode 11] Hero Worship

    Reviewed in our special supplement here!

    22nd October 2005 - Saturday

    Robin of Sherwood Robin of Sherwood [Season 3, Episode 10] The Pretender

    Reviewed in our special supplement here!

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    Charmed Charmed [Season 2, Episode 10] Heartbreak City

    Reviewed in our special supplement here!

    Charmed [Season 4, Episode 17] Saving Private Leo

    Reviewed in our special supplement here!

    Charmed [Season 6, Episode 14] Legend of Sleepy Halliwell

    Reviewed in our special supplement here!

    Charmed [Season 4, Episode 9] Muse to My Ears

    Reviewed in our special supplement here!

    Charmed Charmed: Behind the Magic

    To celebrate 100 eps of the show, this half-hour behind-=the-scenes documentary was made. There are lots of interviews, not just with the cast and Producers but also with the journalists and celebrity-watchers who tell us about all the behind-the-scenes rumours.

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    Andromeda Andromeda [Season 3, Episode 6] Slipfighter the Dogs of War

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    21st October 2005 - Friday

    alias Alias [Season 3, Episode 4] A Missing Link

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    Today's SF films include Trucks

    20th October 2005 - Thursday

    Missing Missing [Season 2, Episode 12] Truth or Dare

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    Today's SF films include Gemini Man and 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1996)

    19th October 2005 - Wednesday

    Atlantis Stargate Atlantis [Season 2, Episode 1] The Siege (Part III)

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    18th October 2005 - Tuesday

    X-Files X-Files [Season 5, Episode 19] Folie A Deux

    A stressed-out telemarketing worker thinks his boss is a giant insect that turns people into zombies. Of course, he is the only one who can see this. Mulder, equally stressed-out, is sent to investigate.

    The FBI are remarkably inept in this ep. The local field agent phones Mulder's mobile number when he KNOWS it will expose Mulder to a dangerous gunman. Scully barely responds to the many predicaments Mulder ends up in - she isn't shocked when he's probably been killed, and doesn't attempt to get proof to whether he's delusional or correct. And Mulder, supposedly a psychology expert, refers to Stockholm Syndrome as Helsinki Syndrome!

    The 4400 The 4400 [Season 2, Episode 5] Suffer The Children

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    Stargate Stargate SG-1 [Season 9, Episode 2] Avalon (part 2)

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    17th October 2005 - Monday

    X-Files X-Files [Season 5, Episode 17] All Souls

    Scully is called in by her local Catholic priest. A crippled teenage girl died mysteriously, possibly struck by lightning. But as she investigates, Scully discovers disturbing supernatural explanations for what's going on. Since she's still recovering from the death of her daughter, she's especially vulnerable.

    It's nice to see Scully get to do lots of investigating. Mulder is there for backup work, and also to promote a scientific answer to things. Even the Catholic church dismisses the supernatural explanations - they don't officially acknowledge those particular books, you see. If the superstition was Vatican-recognised, of course, then things would be different!

    Strangely, Mulder doesn't mention Alien Abduction or anything like that. Maybe he's losing his touch!

    Peter Benchley's Amazon [Season 1, Episode 16] Home

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    16th October 2005 - Sunday

    Hex Hex [Season 2, Episode 4] Ella Burns

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    15th October 2005 - Saturday

    Robin of Sherwood Robin of Sherwood [Season 3, Episode 9] Adam BelL

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    14th October 2005 - Friday

    alias Alias [Season 3, Episode 3] Reunion

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    13th October 2005 - Thursday

    Missing Missing [Season 2, Episode 11] Mr Nobody

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    12th October 2005 - Wednesday

    Star Trek: Voyager Star Trek: VGR [Season 4, Episode ] Vis-A-Vis

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    11th October 2005 - Tuesday

    X-Files X-Files [Season 4, Episode 21] Zero Sum

    CSM gets Skinner to cover up a suspicious death. However, things spiral out of control for the Deputy Director. He finds himself framed for murder, like someone in a Hitchcock film.

    Can Skinner outwit Mulder? And if not, will the ultra-paranoid Mulder trust the duplicitous Skinner or turn him in to get closer to The Truth.

    Scully is in hospital with brain cancer. CSM promised to heal her. Can he? Will he?

    One other question. In a previous ep, Skinner lived 19 floors up in a hi-rise apartment block. Now he seems to have a house in the suburbs instead. How did he get it? And also, how did he find out where CSM's dingy flat is?

    The 4400 The 4400 [Season 2, Episode 4] Weight of the World

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    Stargate Stargate SG-1 [Season 9, Episode 1] Avalon (part 1)

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    Today's SF films include Highlander

    10th October 2005 - Monday

    X-Files X-Files [Season 4, Episode 16] Unrequited

    Skinner, Mulder and Scully are assigned to protect a US Army General. The assassin is a Vietnam-era MIA, who can disappear as if he turns invisible!

    It's ironic that Mulder is hunting a man who, like himself, is a victim of a US Government conspiracy seeking to reveal the TRUTH(tm).

    Peter Benchley's Amazon [Season 1, Episode 15] Escape

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    Today's SF films include Jeepers Creepers and Mission To Mars

    9th October 2005 - Sunday


    Today's SF films include The Bunker

    8th October 2005 - Saturday

    alias Alias [Season 3, Episode 2] Succession

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    Robin of Sherwood Robin of Sherwood [Season 3, Episode 8] The Betrayal

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    7th October 2005 - Friday

    6th October 2005 - Thursday

    Star Trek: Voyager Star Trek: VGR [Season 4, Episode ] Prey

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    Missing Missing [Season 2, Episode 10] Pop Star Story (a.k.a. Pop Star)

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    X-Files X-Files [Season 4, Episode 14] Memento Mori

    Scully discovers she has brain cancer.

    Mulder attempts to uncover a conspiracy.

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    Charmed Charmed [Season 6, Episode 21]

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    5th October 2005 - Wednesday

    X-Files X-Files [Season 4, Episode 13] Never Again

    Scully goes off on a solo mission again. She keeps a Russian hoodlum under surveillance, and gets mixed up with divorced man [Rodney Rowland - Space: Above and Beyond ].

    Unfortunately, Mr Rowland's new tattoo is coloured with ergotamine dye. This causes him to halucinate that Jodie Foster 's voice is telling him to kill people!

    Scully kicks ass! It used to be that Mulder always dropped his gun. Now, the villains corner Scully alone, and she takes them out single-handed!

    Charmed Charmed [Season 6, Episode 20] A Wrong Day's Journey into Right

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    Star Trek: DS9 [Season 6, Episode ] The Reckoning

    Reviewed in our special supplement here!


    Today's SF films include Revelation

    4th October 2005 - Tuesday

    X-Files X-Files [Season 4, Episode 12] Leonard Betts

    A paramedic is decapitated in a RTA. Later, his headless corpse walks out of the morgue. Previously we had a fat-sucker, this time we have a cancer-eater!

    The problem with this story is, beyond corpse-stealing and lying in a job application, there's no real crime for the FBI to investigate here. Worse, their meddling forces the man they're hunting, a man who has committed no serious crime, to attempt several murders! The poor guy just wants to avoid being dissected by MIBs. After all, the cigarette-smoking man would love to get his hands on someone who can detect cancer!

    Arc-wise, we discover that Scully may have cancer!

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    Medium Medium [Season 1, Episode 10] The Other Side of the Tracks

    Reviewed in our special supplement here!

    Medium [Season 1, Episode 5] In Sickness And In Adultery

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    Dead Zone Dead Zone [Season 3, Episode 4] Cold Hard Truth

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    The 4400 The 4400 [Season 2, Episode 3] Voices Carry

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    Today's SF films include Die Another Day

    3rd October 2005 - Monday

    Peter Benchley's Amazon [Season 1, Episode 14] The Finding

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    X-Files X-Files [Season 4, Episode 11] El Mundo Gira

    One of the great advantages of moving the show from Vancouver to LA is that they can set stories in more southerly areas. Like the Mexican border, for example.

    A mexican immigrant woman dies in mysterious circumstances. Her brother-in-law is arrested, and the dynamic duo investigate.

    The superstitious immigrants claim that the suspect is El Chupacabra - Which Scully once jokingly referred to as that Mexican goat-sucker thing.

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    2nd October 2005 - Sunday

    Hex Hex [Season 2, Episode 3] Spiral

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    Today's SF films include Curse of the Cat People

    1st October 2005 - Saturday

    alias Alias [Season 3, Episode 1] The Two

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    Robin of Sherwood Robin of Sherwood [Season 3, Episode 6] Crom Cruach

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