ORBzine - 2005.08 UK Television Roundup

ORBzine - UK TV Roundup August 2005

31st August 2005 - Wednesday

Trek: DS9 Star Trek: DS9 [Season 5, Episode 24] Empok Nor

Reviewed in our special supplement here!

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wonderfalls Wonderfalls [Season 1, Episode 9] Safety Canary

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30th August 2005 - Tuesday

Trek: DS9 Star Trek: DS9 [Season 5, Episode 23] Blaze of Glory

Reviewed in our special supplement here!

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Dead Zone [Season 2, Episode 18] The Combination

Reviewed in our special supplement here!

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29th August 2005 - Monday

Trek: DS9 Star Trek: DS9 [Season 5, Episode 22] Children of Time

Reviewed in our special supplement here!

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Peter Benchley's Amazon [Season 1, Episode 10] War

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Empire Empire [Part III of III]

Octavius manages to get away and tries to regroup his forces.

Meanwhile, Tyrannus finds himself a gladiator again. Anthony, forgiving gent that he is, offers the poor fellow a commission in his Legion.

Yes, our two heroes meet in battle on opposite sides. How will this end? Well, has anything unpredictable happened so far? Anything original and un-cliched?

Lost Lost [Season 1, Episode 18] Numbers

Lost [Season 1, Episode 17] ... in Translation

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Charmed Charmed [Season 7, Episode 9] There's Something About Leo

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28th August 2005 - Sunday

Empire Empire [Part II of III]

Octavius and Tyrannus try to team up with a General [Doc Theo from Now and Again ], but get caught and imprisoned in a Gladiator School named Arkham Combat Dungeons!. This isn't a historically accurate depiction, as in Gladiator , but the fevered imaginings of a deranged mind. Seriously, the writers display less knowledge of ancient Rome than the average 8-year-old!

Meanwhile, Octo's girlfriend [the Vestal Virgin ... well, the Vestal] distributes copies of Caesar's Will all over the city. This is disturbing on so many levels, it isn't worth going into it. The difference between this and Xena: Warrior Princess ? Xena didn't pretend to be anything other than fun.

27th August 2005 - Saturday

Empire Empire [Part I of III]

This is the first part of a trilogy of 90-minute episodes. A made-for-TV miniseries - history Hollywood style [well, Hallmark Channel style, anyhow]. And directed by action-movie pro Greg Yitaine , it's obvious you shouldn't expect a deep and insightful drama.

Caesar [Colm Feore - Chronicles of Riddick ] is apparently a communist. To protect himself while he redistributes wealth he hires a gladiator as bodyguard. Yes, this is basically a rip-off of Gladiator. The Gladiator is named Tyrannus [as in "oppressive leader"], and wears armour suitable for the Trojan wars. The fighting rules are non-existent, too - no thumbs up [or down], just the endless slaughter of ultra-expensive Gladiators. Tyrannus will be awarded his freedom - but don't worry, he's killed more people than Typhoid but is a good person at heart.

What happens to Caesar on the Ides of March? Hmm. Let's see if we can recall. That particular scene is intercut with Tyrannus slaughtering multiple opponents, so we can have a feel-good reaction.

And afterwards - Octavian is Rome's only hope, apparently. Since Mark Anthony is denied the Shakespearean speach so eloquently performed by Brando, we can assume he doesn't have the passion with Cleopatra that Richard Burton enjoyed. Oddly, the fellow playing Octavian resembles Mark the Groosalug, who got the role in Xena: Warrior Princess .

Robin of Sherwood Robin of Sherwood [Season 3, Episode 1] Herne's Son

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26th August 2005 - Friday

Trek: DS9 Star Trek: DS9 [Season 5, Episode 21] Soldiers of the Empire

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Today's SF films include The Truman Show

25th August 2005 - Thursday

Trek: DS9 Star Trek: DS9 [Season 5, Episode 20] Ferengi Love Songs

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Missing [Season 2, Episode 4] Resurrection

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24th August 2005 - Wednesday

Trek: DS9 Star Trek: DS9 [Season 5, Episode 19] Ties of Blood and Water

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wonderfalls Wonderfalls [Season 1, Episode 8] Muffin Buffalo

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23rd August 2005 - Tuesday

Trek: DS9 Star Trek: DS9 [Season 5, Episode 18] Business As Usual

Reviewed in our special supplement here!

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Dead Zone [Season 2, Episode 17] The Mountain

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22nd August 2005 - Monday

Trek: DS9 Star Trek: DS9 [Season 5, Episode 17] A Simple Investigation

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Star Trek: DS9 [Season 5, Episode 16] Dr Bashir, I Presume

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Peter Benchley's Amazon [Season 1, Episode 9] Blood Angel

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Lost Lost [Season 1, Episode 16] Outlaws

Lost [Season 1, Episode 15] Homecoming

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Charmed Charmed [Season 7, Episode 8] Charmed Noir

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Today's SF films include Thirteenth Floor, The

21st August 2005 - Sunday


Today's SF films include Fairy Tale: A True Story and Bats

20th August 2005 - Saturday

Trekkies
Purporting to be a Sky One television documentary, This is actually a cut-down 90-minute film documentary. The original presenter, Denise Crosby , features briefly, but for the most part the voiceover is an English actor.

The give-away to the fact that this was made in 1997 is the preponderence of interviews with Deforest Kelley [Dr Bones McCoy], who died soon after. James Doohan [Scotty], who died many months ago, also features heavily. In contrast there are no Deep Space 9 or Voyager cast members, with the exception of Kate Mulgrew . And as for Enterprise ? Forget it!

Robin of Sherwood Robin of Sherwood [Season 2, Episode 7] The Greatest Enemy

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Today's SF films include Affair of the Necklace, The

19th August 2005 - Friday

Trek: DS9 Star Trek: DS9 [Season 5, Episode 15] By Inferno's Light

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18th August 2005 - Thursday

Missing [Season 2, Episode 3] Judgement Day

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Charmed Charmed [Season 3, Episode 19] Look Who's Barking

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17th August 2005 - Wednesday

Trek: DS9 Star Trek: DS9 [Season 5, Episode 13] For The Uniform

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wonderfalls Wonderfalls [Season 1, Episode 7] Lovesick Ass

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16th August 2005 - Tuesday

Dead Zone [Season 2, Episode 16] The Hunt

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15th August 2005 - Monday

Trek: DS9 Star Trek: DS9 [Season 5, Episode 11] The Darkness and The Light

Reviewed in our special supplement here!

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Peter Benchley's Amazon [Season 1, Episode 8] Resurrection

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Lost Lost [Season 1, Episode 14] Special

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Charmed Charmed [Season 7, Episode 7] Someone To Witch Over Me

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Charmed [Season 3, Episode 15] Just Harried

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Today's SF films include How To Make A Monster

14th August 2005 - Sunday


Today's SF films include Tommy, Lathe of Heaven, Helen of Troy and Amityville Horror (1979)

13th August 2005 - Saturday

Relic Hunter Relic Hunter [Season 2, Episode 14] Eyes of Toklamanee

Reviewed in our special supplement here!

Relic Hunter [Season 2, Episode 15] Run, Sydney, Run

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Trek: DS9 Star Trek: DS9 [Season 5, Episode 10] Rapture

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Miracles [Season 1, Episode 1] The Ferguson Syndrome

Paul [Skeet Ulrich - Chill Factor ] investigates supposedly miraculous events on behalf of the Catholic Church. He quits, but when Hector Elizondo [ Century City ] sends him to investigate a healer boy named Tommy Ferguson, it seems Paul may be more involved with miracles than he wants.

The setup for the rest of the series is when he joins a scientific investigator [Angus McFadyen - Braveheart ] to do the same job ...

This is the first ep [after the unaired pilot?]. It has a decent budget, which allows for a very impressive car-crash sequence.

12th August 2005 - Friday

Lost Lost [Season 1, Episode 13] Hearts and Minds

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Charmed Charmed [Season 3, Episode 13] Bride and Gloom

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Trek: DS9 Star Trek: DS9 [Season 5, Episode 9] The Ascent

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Today's SF films include Deep Impact

11th August 2005 - Thursday

Missing [Season 2, Episode 2] One Night Stand

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Trek: DS9 Star Trek: DS9 [Season 5, Episode 8] Things Past

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10th August 2005 - Wednesday

wonderfalls Wonderfalls [Season 1, Episode 6] Barrel Bear

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Trek: DS9 Star Trek: DS9 [Season 5, Episode 7] Let He Who Is Without Sin ...

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9th August 2005 - Tuesday

Trek: DS9 Star Trek: DS9 [Season 5, Episode 6] Trials and Tribble-Ations

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Dead Zone [Season 2, Episode 15] Deja Voodoo

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3rd August 2005 - Wednesday

Trek: DS9 Star Trek: DS9 [Season 5, Episode 2] The Ship

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wonderfalls Wonderfalls [Season 1, Episode 5] Crime Bear

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2nd August 2005 - Tuesday

Trek: DS9 Star Trek: DS9 [Season 5, Episode 1] Apocalypse Rising

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Dead Zone [Season 2, Episode 14] Plague

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Enterprise Enterprise [Season 4, Episode 26 - Finale] These Are The Voyages ...

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1st August 2005 - Monday

Trek: DS9 Star Trek: DS9 [Season 4, Episode 26 - Finale] Broken Link

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Twisted Tales [Season 1, Episode ] Flat Four

An annoying 20-something yuppie git has his life fall apart on a business trip. He's stalked by a little old lady, and rents a room from creepy couple Mary Tamm [ Dr Who ] and Paul Darrow [ Blake's 7 ].

Peter Benchley's Amazon [Season 1, Episode 6] The End of The World

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Lost Lost [Season 1, Episode 12] Whatever The Case May Be

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Charmed Charmed [Season 7, Episode 5] Styx Feet Under

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