ORBzine - Movie Reviews July 2005
Piranha 2: The Swarming a.k.a. Flying Killers
James Cameron
made his directorial debut on this film, and the ending certainly resembles his later works.
Not least is the casting of Lance Hendicksen as the local sheriff!
The film takes place on a tropical island resort, filled with the usual mix of cliched 1970s disaster movie stereotypes. The piranhas have been genetically modified, cross-bred with flying fish. Yes, not only can they survive in salt water ... they can fly and breathe air!
Predictably, the hotelier refuses to evacuate. Instead he invites the guests to the annual fish festival on the beach, at midnight.
The climax sees Hendricksen out looking for his teenage son. Meanwhile, the babe [yes, the protagonist is a heroine! Another very Cameron touch] must set a bomb in a shipwreck, then escape through the air vents. Not unlike the situation in Aliens .
Death of the Incredible Hulk
This is the last of 3 made-for-TV efforts from the 1990s.
Bill Bixby teams up with a babelious secret agent to defeat a gangster [Andreas Katsulas -
Babylon 5
] and save some hostages.
As a rule a review should never give away the ending, but in this case the title is a bit of an indication. That scene in particular is flat, uninvolving, and more of a tacked-on anti-climax than any such well-loved character should have to suffer.
War of the Worlds (1952)
George Pal
's 1950s technicolour adapation of the original Victorian novel by
HG Wells
has transplanted the action to the USA.
A meteor lands near a hick town.
Luckily for them, the world's geatest expert is a US scientist on holiday 12 miles away!
The hero hangs around town to see what happens. Partly because of the meteor, partly because the local schoolteacher is a babe with an MA and a yearning to be his groupie. Despite her ntelligence, she doesn't get to be the brains in this pre-Feminism film.
The meteor is an alien tank. Unlike the novel, it hovers. The USAF Flying Wing uses nukes in response.
There's a religious unertone to the film. The babe's father is the local reverend, and at the end the hero retreats into a church.
Dean Koontz's Sole Survivor
Billy Zane investigates the plane crash that killed his wife and daughter. He discovers that the US Govt's secret Telekinesis progam is involved.This is 3 hours long, tedious and mediocre. In its defence it was shot in Canada, and made for US TV.
Little Shop of Horrors (1960)
This is a black and white b-movie horror film.
It's a strange example of how a remake is sometimes better than the original.
Better cast, script, SPFX ...
A loser who works in a flower shop discovers a flower that eats flesh.
Anti-Trust
Ryan Phillipe [Cruel Intentions] is hired by a Bill Gates Type [Tim Robbins -
Shawshank Redemption, Mission To Mars
] who's a really nice guy with a secret agenda [world domination].
Phillipe has 2 girlfriends, Clare Forlani and Rachel Leigh Cook Which one is the spy, and which one will be the love interest at the happy ending?
This is a prett smart technothriller. Nothing we haven't seen before, but it's better than Hackers or The Net .
Quicksilver Highway
Christopher Lloyd [
Back to the Future
] is a sideshow owner who tells weird tales.
Missy Crider is a bride, while Veronica Cartwright is the lady co-owner of a diner sited beside a US desert highway.
The tale itself, about a pair of plastic wind-up teeth, isn't really shocking. The ending isn't really ironic either.
Matt Frewer [ Max Headroom, Robin of Sherwood ] is given an insight into what the world would be like if he were a surgeon. His hands try to kill him and escape!
Bill Nunn is a shrink, while Clive Barker and John Landis get cameos as the surgical team.
Horror Hospital
1973, England.
A Rock 'n Roll songwriter goes to stay at a clinic.
Unfortunately it's run by the sinister Doctor Storm [Michael Gough],
who tends to decapitate his patients.
The hero looks like the bloke from the Confessions of a Window Cleaner films, a cheeky chappy with a huge mop of 1970s hair. Typical of the era, but it really dates the film.
Trigger Effect
Kyle Mclachlan [
Dune
] and Elizabeth Shue [
Hollow Man
] are a happily married couple living in suburban America, 1996.
The USA has power cuts, and society slowly disentigrates.
Nice portrayal of a slow apocalypse.
The moral of the story seems to be, every time guns are involved things get worse. Very contrived, and the events don't ring true.
Conor O'Farrell [ Dark Skies ] pops up as a cop, while Michael Rooker [ Jeremiah ] is a guy in need of a lift.
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