ORBzine - 2000.04 "Charmed" Season 6

Drew Fuller as Chris Perry [ 6 ]

Season 6

112.   6- 1    4301112     28 Sep 03   Valhalley of the Dolls (1)
113.   6- 2    4301113     28 Sep 03   Valhalley of the Dolls (2)
114.   6- 3    4301114      5 Oct 03   Forget Me... Not

Charmed [Season 6, Episode 4] The Power of Three Blondes
Shown 12 Oct 03
Shown 20th August 2005 [Saturday]

The brunette heroines fall victim to Identity Theft. A trio of blonde villainesses [ Jenny McCarthy, Jennifer Sky ] cast a spell that makes the whole world [including the Book of Shadows] believe they are the Charmed Ones. Then they go on a hedonistic spree, enjoying themselves in the way the Halliwells ought to. They're not warlocks, just women out to have a good time.

The casting is quite ironic. Sky is younger and more attractive than McCarthy, so more naturally suited to being the replacement of Phoebe.

Also, the morality of the TV show itself is dubious. The Fake Phoebe promotes multiple sex partners, a healthy and mature thing to do. The real Phoebe believes that career-women should trap themselves a rich husband. Hmm. Worse, when the Fake Paige starts a Trade Union to get better pay and safer working conditions for immigrant fruit-packers [in a gremlin-infested warehouse], the show implies she is a villain!

Charmed [Season 6, Episode 5] Love's A Witch
Shown 19 Oct 03
Shown 27th August 2005 [Saturday]

Paige applies to a Temp agency, and is sent to help an OAP. Unfortunately the old lady is part of a magical feud between 2 families of witches. Paige falls for a guy in one of the families, and tries to end the feud.

Meanwhile, Piper goes on her first date after seperating with Leo.

The annoying teen from the future hires a Mage [Mako - Conan the Barbarian ] to make him a secret potion. He wants to hide his thoughts from Phoebe, who's now a levitating Empath.

117.   6- 6    4301117     26 Oct 03   My Three Witches
118.   6- 7    4301118      2 Nov 03   Soul Survivor
119.   6- 8    4301119      9 Nov 03   Sword and the City

Charmed [Season 6, Episode 9] Little Monsters
Shown 16 Nov 03
Shown 30th December 2005 [Friday]

The sisters vanquish a lizard-man. Unfortunately, its baby survives. The sprog looks just like a human baby [Complete with V: The Final Battle style forked tongue], so they keep it as a playmate for Wyatt!

Chris is unhappy with this, but the sisters ignore him. Leo spends his time meditating atop the Golden Gate bridge.

Phoebe accidentally tells her millionaire BF that she loves him. He arranges a new job ... in Italy!

Paige helps the tame cop by giving him a superpower. He becomes bulletproof!

Charmed [Season 6, Episode 10] Chris-Crossed
Shown 23 Nov 03
Shown 30th December 2005 [Friday]

A mystery babe arrives through a portal with a mission to get Chris. She's in skintight cleavage-enhancing rubber-wear, and magically removes the sisters' inhibitions Naturally, they all end up in bed with their BFs.

The babe wants to take Chris back to where he came from. We get to see where he came from, and why!

Charmed [Season 6, Episode 11] Witchstock
Shown 11 Jan 04
Shown September 2004

The girls go back to 1967. Granny is a 20-something flower-child, with no daughter or grandaughters in sight. Amazing, since the sisters were all born within 5 years of that time.

Leo is a horny hippy, not the Medal of Honour hero he is supposed to have been. Darrell's dad has an afro. That's the most believable thing in the episode.

Jake Busey [ Starship Troopers ] is the villain-of-the-week warlock.

Charmed [Season 6, Episode 12] Prince Charmed
Shown 18 Jan 04
Shown 27th September 2005 [Thursday]

It's Piper's birthday and she's lost interest in Luuuurve. So, her sisters conjur up a french-accented male model who appears to be the perfect man.

As an excuse for a plot, a group of demons led by Bruce Payne [ Dungeons and Dragons ] believe that baby Wyatt is the reincarnation of their dead leader. Like an evil Dalai Lama. So they try to kidnap the baby and turn him evil!

Charmed [Season 6, Episode 13] Used Karma - AKA The Curse Of Mata Hari
Shown 25 Jan 04
Shown September 2004

Jason [Balthazar Getty] discovers Phoebe's a witch. Phoebe's had a steady boyfriend for 15 months???

Piper has a Death list. She hunts down the African-American Swarm Demons - genocide!

The teen-boy survivor of the feud [ Rose McGowan 's boyfriend] is living with them. He casts an aura-cleanser, but Phoebe gets possessed by Mata Hari.

Phoebe starts speaking French, though the woman's native language was actually Dutch. She dresses in a Bikini - Showing a little skin never hurts. She's meant to be a Femme Fatale - with THAT hair? Woah - with THOSE breasts!

Charmed [Season 6, Episode 14] The Legend of Sleepy Halliwell
Shown 8 Feb 04
Shown 22nd October 2005 [Saturday]

The Charmed ones are called in to save Magic School fom the Headless horseman. Yes, San Francisco has its own low-budget Hogwarts, run by an English [ie creepy] fellow named Gideon.

This is basically a TV-budget rip-off of a couple of big-budget blockbuster movies. The characters are pretty cliched, too. But for this TV show, that's nothing unusual.

Phoebe gets sent on a vision quest. After all, she's been confused since Season One!

Charmed [Season 6, Episode 15] I Dream of Phoebe
Shown 15 Feb 04
Shown October 2004

The annoying teenage whitelighter needs to reunite Piper and Leo.

Phoebe helps a genie, but swops places with her. She gets the Barbara Eden wig, but her costume proudly displays the belly-button.

Paige tries to remove her boyfriend's magic powers - not her sister's, though.

127.   6-16    4301127     22 Feb 04   The Courtship of Wyatt's Father

Charmed [Season 6, Episode 17] Hyde School Reunion
US Air Date: 14 Mar 04

Phoebe [ Alyssa Milano ] attends her Hi-skool reunion. she warps into Phreebee, her teenage alterego whohad better hair [well, more of it] but showed a lot less cleavage. She ends up getting mixed up with school-buddy convict Rodney Rowland [ Space: Above and Beyond ].

Chris and his grandfather [James Read] start to bond. Unfortunately they are targeted by acid-spitting demons.

Charmed [Season 6, Episode 18] Spin City
US Air Date: 18 Apr 04

The Spider demon [ Jodi lyn O'Keefe ], a 26yo 5ft-10in Goth chick who has web-shooters in her wrists, wants to drain Piper [ Holly Marie Combs ]. Chris gets turned into her Renfield.

Phoebe [ Alyssa Milano ] and Paige must save the day. but Chris has a lot of unresolved anger issues concerning his deadbeat Dad, Leo - who is taking his career as an Elder more seriously than family commitments.

Paige's clients, the evicted tenants of the enchanted forest, help out.

Charmed [Season 6, Episode 19] Crimes and Witch-Demeanors
US Air Date: 25 Apr 04

Phoebe [ Alyssa Milano ] and Paige are videotaped in action by Inspector Sheridan. The Cleaners magically alter the tape [and Sheridan's memories] to frame Daryl for murder.

The sisters appeal to the Tribuneral.Guideon is their advocate, while Barbas [Billy Drago ], Fear Demon, is the Prosecution.

Piper [ Holly Marie Combs ] tries to bust Daryl out of death Row.

Charmed [Season 6, Episode 20] A Wrong Day's Journey into Right
Shown 2 May 04
Shown 5th October 2005 [Wednesday]

Paige conjurs up Mr Right. Unfortunately, the Personal Gain clause means that she also creates a demonic version, Mr Wrong.

The demon guy knows everything Paige knows, thinks like her and is bound by her rules [no killing innocents, and so on]. Of course, he uses minions - in this case a bunch of blonde female assassins in skimpy black leather bikinis. Their leader - Jennnifer O'Dell !

Predictably enough, sexy Phoebe [with that disgusting nose-stud] must disguise herself in a sexy black-leather cleavage-enhancing garb.

Charmed [Season 6, Episode 21] Witch Wars
Shown 9 May 04
Shown October 2004

This is Reality TV for demons. Someone comes up with the idea of broadcasting encounters with the Charmed Ones as Demonic pay-per-view!

The fact is, though Reality TV is a terrible thing, this concept is actually quite entertaining.

Charmed [Season 6, Episode 22] It's a Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad World (1)
Shown 16 May 04
Shown October 2004

Gideon, the English goatee-wearing Elder, sends Leo and Chris to the Future. It is actuallY a Mirror universe. Literally! Gideon plays chess with his eeevil opposite!

In the Mirror universe, Leo has a goatee and Chris drinks beer. P3 is full of lapdancers, and Phoebe's gear is even skimpier! Her hair's better, though.

The Balance has been upset, and they must find Billy Drago - the Hope Demon.

This is part 1 of 2.

Charmed [Season 6, Episode 23] It's a Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad World (2)
Shown 16 May 04
Shown October 2004

To restore the balance, Gideon recruits Barbas [Billy Drago].

The sisters have to contend with overly-happy people. Of course, the rules are enforced with corporal and capital punishment.

ORBzine - "Charmed" S6 April 2000

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