Name: Nick's Hidden Phone (Or Jackson Cannery and many bastardisations of both)

Age: younger than I look, older than I act.

Location: Dante's 3rd circle of Hull (near Goole)

Occupation: Journalist and gigalo (and some people here owe me money for that!)

Yim: nope

MSN: hullablue@bobpitch.com

Most Number of Messenger windows up at anyone time and still able to post: The number doesn;t matter really, cos my typing will be that bad no one will be able to fully understand what I am saying

Places of interest: Nuneaton

How and when did you find this place?: During Series 1 (which I did not watch) the feeds went down one night and big breakfast were making right song and dance about it, so I decided to find out what had gone on and found the blue place. Didn;t post for ages, but when I did I was addicited, used to love the long goodbyes and the big build ups to my arrival.

First Board Moment: I npo doubt called soemone a lesbian, or a zebra or a horseman of the apocolpse

Most Gullible Board Moment: Expecting Sparry to pay me for that bloody kitchen

Notable Board Achievement: I made that last place the place it was, purile, vicious, irrelevant, fun

Fave Previous Threads: The non wedding rocked

Most likely to say: Fancy a beer?

Least likely to say: I love Alex

Fave quote: “Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has power and magic in it. Begin it now” – Goethe (he must’ve written a book of quotes…)