..Schizophrenia
Badger With Schizophrenia
as requested by BatGranny
Contrary to popular belief, The Cerberus which guards the gates to hell is not a
three headed dog, it is a three headed Badger. This image was created by sending a small
tortoise with a camera on it's back into an underwater volcano which theologians believe
is a physical gateway to hell. when the tortoise saw the cerberus it was rather frightened
and ran back to the surface, unharmed. Theologians also believe that the cerberus, is
mentally disturbed due to having guarded the entrance to Hades for 15,000 years. Among
it's myriad mental disorders are schizophrenia and a fear of small blue whelks.