Fred Sandwich.	"The love affair between Gypsies and their horses is legendary. A vision was born over half a century ago to create a very special horse. A magical horse. A horse to pull the colourful caravans the Gypsy calls home. I believe that horse is the Rainbow Rebels and I also believe that Chris De Burg is the king of Rock. Devon Miles (1932-2000) prophecy was true, one man can make a difference....."
Professor Weetos	"Hello, my name is Professor Weetos and I have - guess! Weetos for spectacles! Who'd have thought, Weetos for spectacles!"
RagaPuffPapaLarge	"Ahm lubbin deess site maan. Dee Reenbor iz oot orvah dee torrboos, an aall iz reet in dee woorl. Rispek Mr.Z an Mr.B."
Tony Blair, Managing Director of England	"Whilst I have the utmost respect for Mr.Z and Mr.B, and am a huge fan of the RAINBOW REBELS (**** - unlicensed pose), I would appreciate it if Mr.Z would return my furniture. Thankyou."
Fukuhara	"WOW RYO-SAN!!! THIS SITE IS REALLY AMAZING!!! HANG ON, ITS 1986 AND THE INTERNET DOESNT EXIST YET!!! AARRGGHH!!! I JUST FLEW THROUGH A DOOR!!!"
George Bush, King of America	"We can all sleep safe in our beds tonight knowing the RAINBOW REBELS (**** - unlicensed pose) are around to save the world."
Prince Philip	"Aren`t most of you descended from pirates?"