ANTIMATTER HORSES ON BADLY DRAWN BUS

In this picture, I am trying to express a more social aspect of the antimatter horse. In this work, we see them going to the shops on a badly drawn bus. It is worth noting that the elfwood badly drawn buses are driven by psycho goblin badly drawn bus drivers. The horses can be seen freely exchanging social gossip, and chatting about what is on telly tonight. The horse at the front of the top deck is called "Fred".

Comments for this Picture:

Name Comment

HRHPrincessZelda "Good to see more pics up Turkey :o) I love the amalgation of 3 of your best ideas, here. Is Fred wearing a hat or is it just me? Hmmm."

ragapuffpapalarge "dammit maan, aah ahm in lub wid deez pickchuz maan, yoo hab gat me fav'rit tings in deer - lahk da boos 'n' da hoorseez. ahm lubbin it maan, dee sun iz oot an aall iz reet in dee woorl. biigupp y'sel maan. massiv goblin? aaaaiii. ahh ahmm on mee fav'rit rock crack tooday n'aall. glas pipe rispek 'cha."

Stuart Fowler "This picture reminds of footage of the titanic on its maiden voyage, seen many times on television. The poor unsuspecting horses, laughing as they talk about bet gilroy and various other Soap Stars if only they knew theyre driver had no telekinesis powers, and had the navigational skills of a brick, if only they knew, if only they knew, a very sad picture."

Jeddy "The three pictures all coming together here is perfect. I think the bus is actually very well drawn, regardless of the title, the horses look right at home, and the Goblin bus driver just finishes it off. Another amazing work."

The_Popmonkey "A moving picture, showing some disturbing social behaviour. A superbly mashed together work. P.S. I think fred might be having a fiddle in the downstairs department as his hooves are both below window level !!"

Mr Annoying "Why does the bus have no door? Why does the bus have no relation to 3d? Why is the bus parked in the middle of a field? Why are the windows of the bus in big chunks instead of seperate windows? Why does the bus scrape along the floor with the wheels being at floor-length? Why are there no seats on the bus? Why is the shadow all wrong?"

TURKEY (Reply) "1) Because Antimatter horses get on the bus through a door at the rear like a horse-trailer, which is obviously not visible from this angle. 2) Because its badly drawn. 3)Because the Elfwood is in the country and the bus has to travel through many fields to reach the city. 4) Because Elfwood glass technology allows this to be so. 5) Because Antimatter horses are heavy, and a fully-laden Badly Drawn Bus will naturally be grounded by the weight. 6) Because Antimatter horses don`t have an "arse", and thus can`t sit down anyway. 7) See Answer 2). I hope this answers your feeble questions. Kneel before me."

Mr Annoying "Hmm..... I'm not impressed!"

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Name	Comment
HRHPrincessZelda	"Good to see more pics up Turkey :o) I love the amalgation of 3 of your best ideas, here. Is Fred wearing a hat or is it just me? Hmmm."
ragapuffpapalarge	"dammit maan, aah ahm in lub wid deez pickchuz maan, yoo hab gat me fav'rit tings in deer - lahk da boos 'n' da hoorseez. ahm lubbin it maan, dee sun iz oot an aall iz reet in dee woorl. biigupp y'sel maan. massiv goblin? aaaaiii. ahh ahmm on mee fav'rit rock crack tooday n'aall. glas pipe rispek 'cha."
Stuart Fowler	"This picture reminds of footage of the titanic on its maiden voyage, seen many times on television. The poor unsuspecting horses, laughing as they talk about bet gilroy and various other Soap Stars if only they knew theyre driver had no telekinesis powers, and had the navigational skills of a brick, if only they knew, if only they knew, a very sad picture."
Jeddy	"The three pictures all coming together here is perfect. I think the bus is actually very well drawn, regardless of the title, the horses look right at home, and the Goblin bus driver just finishes it off. Another amazing work."
The_Popmonkey	"A moving picture, showing some disturbing social behaviour. A superbly mashed together work. P.S. I think fred might be having a fiddle in the downstairs department as his hooves are both below window level !!"
Mr Annoying	"Why does the bus have no door? Why does the bus have no relation to 3d? Why is the bus parked in the middle of a field? Why are the windows of the bus in big chunks instead of seperate windows? Why does the bus scrape along the floor with the wheels being at floor-length? Why are there no seats on the bus? Why is the shadow all wrong?"
TURKEY (Reply)	"1) Because Antimatter horses get on the bus through a door at the rear like a horse-trailer, which is obviously not visible from this angle. 2) Because its badly drawn. 3)Because the Elfwood is in the country and the bus has to travel through many fields to reach the city. 4) Because Elfwood glass technology allows this to be so. 5) Because Antimatter horses are heavy, and a fully-laden Badly Drawn Bus will naturally be grounded by the weight. 6) Because Antimatter horses don`t have an "arse", and thus can`t sit down anyway. 7) See Answer 2). I hope this answers your feeble questions. Kneel before me."
Mr Annoying	"Hmm..... I'm not impressed!"