He is massive. Truly the fattest mugger you've ever seen, and that's saying a lot! It's amazing that this gargantuan beast of a man can walk, let alone sneak... but he manages to slink from shadow to shadow without a sound (so long as he has eaten recently...) The seductive aroma of chicken, fried in 15 herbs and spices, follows him around wherever he goes.
Yoink was my mugger. The reason he is fat comes from a failed mugger election a while back. Despite many thieves choosing to be muggers they failed to elect a monitor due to insufficient voter turnout (due to a bug which prevented people getting into the booth), which prompted people to accuse muggers of being too fat to fit in the voting booth.
All of the muggers I've met in real life have been really skinny, but the 'fat mugger' image won't go away. It was as a result of Homer and Bart Simpson using 'yoink' when they steal things and a mud meet where I went around trying to 'yoink' things from people that I got the name Yoink.
Stats: str , dex , con , int , wis .
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