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BAD PRISONER JOKES . .
. What potion
invented by a professor settles your stomach ?.......................... Alka Seltzman Who became undone after he got stitched
up by the Village ? ........... Roland Walter Button What is the spiciest food in the
Village ?....................................................... Mexican Spam Which actor played No. 2 with a
sore throat ? ............................................... Patrick Gargle Name the
female Village
hairdresser.............................................…....…........ Sonia
Snipps How does Make-Up enquire about
the missing Ms. Walker ? ...................... Have you Zena ? Give the number of drinks No. 6
swallows in "The Girl" .............................................. Sicks! What's a brainless Village guardian
called ? ........................................................ Lobo Cop Name the big cheese in the Village
.................................................................... James Bree Who replaced Rover with a ball of
cheese ? .................................….................. Mark Edam By whom is the Russian Tally Ho edited
? ..................................................... George Pravda Who is No. 72 ?
.............................................................................…..…............
Arthur Gross Who falls from a window in "Hammer
into Anvil" ? ..................... Number Seventy Threeee ! Who gives the password
"GINEMI"? ...................................….....…............ The
Dyslexic Man Which number forgot lunch
?.................................................…..................... Thought
he ate Who yells when smacked in the face with
a walking stick ?........…..…...….......... Peter Howl Which part of the Village do taxis not
enter ? ........................................ The Mokeless Zone Who is the Woman with the stick in
"Checkmate" ?..........................…...... Rosalie Crutchley Which female could not hear an
exploding cricket ball ? ................ The Girl Who Was Deaf Who brings down homing pigeons
with one arrow ? ................................... Bettine Le Beau What is the noise of "A, B & C" henchmen
hitting the ground ? .......…......….............. Thug ! Name an all green Prisoner sportscar ............................................................. Lettuce Seven |