Behold! The TOMB of the Cybermen!

Look at the honey comb! They look like egg boxes!

The door to the Tomb opens, and the CYBERCONTROLLER comes out! Turning to one of his troops he says "Michael, kill Gareth!" The trooper heads off to assassinate chirpy pop muppet Gareth Gates.

'Eh Up Cock.' says the brilliant Dr Who.

Dr Who is bored and reads his book.

'Yooooou wiiiiill beeeee like usssszzzzzz!' says the Cybercontroller.

'No I won't.' says Dr Who. 'Have you seen our friends Victoria Waterfield, Barbara and Ian MacChestertown?'

'We've not seen a bloody squirrel this morning.' replies the Cybercontroller.

'So how is the wife?' asks Dr Who.

'Lovely, lovely.' replies Bert the Cybercontroller. 'What have you been up to lately, Who?'

'Oh the usual.' replies Who. 'Having adventures, having companions, eating sandwiches.'

'I've been in hibernation.' the Cybercontroller reports. 'It took fifteen bloody years for someone to come and defrost us this time. I'm well behind on my laundry.'

Jamie is growing restless for his fiancé Victoria Selina Waterfield.

'Oh will ye not come on Who. We must rescue me fiancé. och aye, och aye'

In a shadowy time ship, not unlike Dr Who's, except a bit darker (and with an en suite jacuzzi), Dr Who's friends Barbara and Cherryman are being sinisterly observed by a sinister observer.

'Dr Who's in a sticky situation.' says the watcher. 'But if he's going to die, it's going to be by my noble hand! He needs some help!'

'I need a wee.' reveals Miss Wright.

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