Merchandise!

It's a custom thing for people to make book or DVD covers for their homemade adventures, so naturally we've joined in with the madness. We give you this range of products which will be available to buy on the 12th of Never from no good shops.

DVD (UK) -

 The entire story, uncut and re-mastered with a wealth of extras!

 Commentary track by Si Hunt and Simon Rayner with KD Lang and Roy Skelton!

 Directors Cut, featuring extra scenes rescued from the cutting room floor, including further footage from Ace's bedroom!

 Photo Gallery - Including nude pics of Frobisher!

Outtakes - including Hawkspur's peaches sneaking into shot and a German nudist flashing her knicks in front of an eye patch wearing Vicar!

and much, much more!

also available: USA version

 with a better cover and worse picture quality!  Plus bonus Howard De Silva introductions and Mary Tamm commentary track.

 VHS version also available for more money but without any of the special features. HaRpi is showing its faith in the VHS format over its superior DVD cousin by only issuing twelve copies on this format. To save time and cut out the middle man, these are only available on Ebay at a starting price of £100

The Dark Dimension is also available as a novel, not that anyone actually buys Doctor Who books anymore. Featuring expanded scenes and dialogue that wasn't good enough for the original. Plus, extra continuity references by Gary Russell. A whole third of the book is written in the third person from the point of view of Reverend Merrick, just to annoy everyone.

And finally, The Making Of book details the history of this production from that first night in May when Mr Rayner decided HaRpi should make the damn thing, right through until its earth shattering reception from twelve internet uses.

This book is exclusively licensed to Boxtree, so no actual character names can be used. Nevertheless it remains an essential chronicling of the making of Dominee and Alice's battle against the evil Kybermen.