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A few seconds later and the two men brandish their mighty pork swords. The clash of the titans begins!

Ace looks on helplessly and, with all the nerves, a little bit of pee comes out.



Outside it is now as grey as grandma's pussy. Doctor Who lunges with his weapon but old Hawky is too quick, things didn't go the way Who planned, and Hawky legs it up to the roof, and gains the upper hand...



Inside, the captured Eco-Troopers have inexplicably turned in to Daleks. The Brig has been apprehended and is brought into the room by an icy individual. He slips a hand down his kecks and fondles his secret weapon.
"Come now Icy, close your eyes, the Brig has got a big surprise." taunts Briggy.
"Ooh goody." says Bernisha from inside her cage of death.



The Brig throws his grenade and chaos ensues! One Dalek is blown up, the other falls down and, in the confusion, it shoots it's fellow fiend who accidentally guns down dear Alex! He falls to his doom. Ace is APPALLED. Good men are so hard to find and hard men are so good to find.



The Brig courts the granny pound and hails Bernice Blackstock, who has escaped from her ancient bonds in all the confusion and chaos, chaos and confusion. Alex wrestles in agony from his wounds and Ace rushes forward to nurse him.
"Quick let's get out of here!" screams Bonnie Summerflaps.
"We must get back to the TARDIS before it's too late!" says the butch Brig.
"I can't leave Alex, oh Alex my love, what a beautiful Alex you are!" sobs a sopping wet McShane.