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Back in the lair of the phantom, Hawkspur has strapped Ace of Spades to a bed. Kinky. 
Benny Summerfield Supermarkets is in the cell while her fellow troopers and Alex, the formerly loyal lover of Ace and now cowardly cutlet, are possessed by the evil fiend.



Hawky looks over his menagerie of marauding monsters and the truth is revealed.
"These aren't real versions of Doctor Who's foes." he announces. "But bio-morphic non-biological bio-degradable fat-free clones! I was going to do a Nimon but I couldn't get the horns right."
"Tetrap power!" says the winged beast.
"With these, Oliver Jane Hawkspur and the evil otherworldly Creature inside him will take over the Earth and populate it with unconvincing monstrous fiends!"



Meanwhile, the tasty Time Lord and the UNIT stallion are speeding to the Hawk House. But lo! Up above the streets and houses, a Dalek flying high, everyone can see the Dalek, over the sky.
"Go down Briggy!" cries Who.
"Oh how I've dreamt of this moment." says the Brig.

 

The sprightly yellow roadster cruises through town. But night creatures crawl and the dead start to walk in their masquerade. There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time!
Except there is and they do.

 

The Doctor steers his faithful car down a dingy back street while the Brigger blazes away like a member of Blazin' Squad.
"Hold on to your knickers!" cries Who as they go softly on to Hawkwind's harem...