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Ace and Bernice have been stolen! The Church is the TARDIS and Hawkspur's just thrown the party to end all parties! Will Doctor Who be able to set time back on it's natural track? Or will the Creature from another Universe erase HIStory and turn time into a Dark Dimension forever? The story concludes in this special, extra long, bumper delux episode!

Inside his TARDIS-disguised-as-a-church, Doctor Who is consulting a tatty old rag. He realises that somewhere in his wondrous ship must be the main control console...
"Now I just have to find it." notes the bohemian like you.
"If only the Sarah-Jane-Smith-mistress were here." chirps K9.
"We don't need that old money grabbing wench." tuts Who.

 

Suddenly Doctor Who becomes aware of a big bulge. It's been staring him in the face all the time... lucky old him.
"K9! I think this could be it!" he beams.
"Peachy." says K9.



The Doctor whips off the dust sheets to reveal...an oddly 5 sided console! Behold!
"Eureka!" chimes Who. "Buttons to press, buttons to care for!"



At that moment the Brigadoon appears, bedecked in his smart UNIT gear. And - hooray! - he's carrying the famous scarf and hat belonging to Doctor Who! But Doctor Who is busy connecting up the Volotron Wave Transmitters to the control console.
"Now we have this, we can re-energise these stinking things." he says. K9 nods and nods in a very excited fashion. It sure beats life in Morton Harwood, where the most taxing job of the day was counting his greedy mistresses loot.



Within minutes the teasing Time Lord has slipped on the old fetish gear and is mincing about like a veritable strutting peacock.
"Doctor where do you get your clothes from?" asks the pompous military buffoon.
"Somewhere....somewhere in space." replies the scarf faced bastard.

"Come along Mittens." commands the Doctor. "We have a black clad Eco babe and a Words and Pictures Presenter to rescue!"
"Righty-ho hot lips." replies the Brig.

"Brigadette!" commands Who as they leave. "Load the Volotrons into Bessie! K9! Stay here and activate the console when I give the centre signal! And don't wee everywhere. Ace has already done that. Now let's hurry, I've got a stalk on."