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All chaos has broken loose back at the Ysanne Churchman. The evil Eco's have tied up Wiggy Briggy and Bandy Saladfield (much to her joy). Suddenly the Doctor and Ace burst into the room. They are not alone and what is this help they bring but, wouldn't you know, a tin dog which they have found in the crypt.

K9 zaps the troopers who flee, flee, flee like cringing mice.



Ace Sigma sets to work releasing the repulsive two.
"I'm Berny Inn." says the rhetorically challenged Ms Summerfield. "You're a bit of a peach."
"I'm Ace by name, Les by nature." claims Dotrice.

"And this must be the same Doctor Who wot helped us in the future," fills in Bendy. "He's like the nincompoop with the brolly, except different. The same man, but then again a different one. Two aspects."
"Button it you." mutters the Brig.



Back at Hawkspur's house of ill-repute, the bald Love Technician is planning a knees up to let the world know his plans for global conquest.
"Tell me what you want, what you really, really want." his handy slave Frelane enquires.
"I want balloons, strippers and dwarves with trays of cocaine!" the Voice of Love with the whopper sausage replies. 
Frelane rushes to obey like the women in the harem.



Back in the Church, the good ship Dotrice is pondering something.
"What is this place anyway Professor? And why are you here?"

"It's a good question, ya." replies Doctor Proctor. "Hang on just a second! Of course! That's it! The Church must be my TARDIS, dimensionally displaced and with some extra books in. Old Hawkshite must have done it!"

The Doctor turns to his faithful, battered old dog to reaffirm his prognosis.
"Sounds right to me." says Ace of Base.

"You kids go fetch the Voloton Wave transmitters from the crypt while I look through these books for clues." orders D.W.

 

Minutes pass and old Doctor Who is looking for information in a lurid red book.
"Any luck K9 old thing?" he enquires to his metal mate who's nuzzling a Jane Fonda.
"Negative Master!" says the mechanical mutt, as is his duty.
"We've got the Volotrons!" says Brigadier Lesbo Stinkarse as the threesome return.

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