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"Oh fiddle." says Who as the black clad bitch and the Bullish Brig vanish back into the vortex that Benny has conveniently opened again.

The Daleks swarm around the colourful Doctor, his flexible friend and the big talking bird.
"You will come with us!" bark the Skarosian Saracens.
"I really think this could be the end." says Melanie Ginger Bush.
"Arse." says Who.



Back in the void, Dreary Dee McShee has materialised in the white wilderness. And who does she find there but a bonnie Scotsman with a brolly so bright!



To our viewers, it's surely the legendary seventh incarnation of Doctor Who, who got killed at the start of the adventure. To Dotty, it's just a smelly old dosser.
"Haaaaaaaace!" he says.
"Come again." says the memory-less McShane kid.



"I died in the future battling a big beastie," explains the former Eureka star. "But I projected a bit of my mind into yours and then had those scamps the Time Lords send you back in time to where you'd be if you'd never met me - unemployed."
"So that explains all those butch women in my dreams." susses Ditty. 



As this continuity laden flapdoodle goes on, back in 2003 AD, Bendy Springfield and Brigadoon Leftbadge Stewpot have left the vortex and re-materialised back in the Church of the Poison Mind.

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