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Doctor Who and his fearless friends have been set adrift on memory bliss in the time and space vortex with the dreaded Daleks in white hot pursuit. After an encounter with the fey Fifth Doctor and his cheeky companion Peri, our heroes Dorry and the Brig have once more escaped into the vortex...

Having witnessed the usurpation of evil monkey-shagger Ollie "hung like a horse" Hawkspur in 1936 by a strange demon, the fourth incarnation of Doctor Who is once more dancing the waltz with the warm arms of the space time tunnel.

Suddenly the clever Doctor's journey reaches it's end as the vortex parts like jaunty cheeks and excretes him out...



He finds himself in a strange white void. From out of the mist approaches a mysterious long shanked rascal with a mighty nose...
"Excuth me are you sure Terry Nations invented the Dalekth?" says the beautiful stranger.



"I am the Doctor!" says the Dandy. It's none other than the flamboyant but gittish third incarnation of our intrepid Time Lord.
"I know this is the most brown trousered adventure since we tangled with the Mire Beasts, but you mustn't give in," he implores. "Don't give up! Cause you have friends! Don't give up! You're not beaten yet!"
"Say what." says the fourth Who.
"You cannot let it end like thith!" yells Jan Putrid.

 

A million miles away and in another part of time and space, a thrilling Trial is taking place. The ancient and awful Time Lords of Gallifrey in the constellation of Scalpor are beating the arse off of those scaly scallies the Ice Warriors, who are being defended by all round shouty good-egg Doctor Number Six. 



"In all my travels I have rarely encountered such a scrupulous and jovial jester as Captain Tixxylyx here!" declares Who. "He's about as honest, truthful and sexy as they come. And he always brings a bottle to my cheese and wine do's."
"That's it ducky, now we're getting at the dirt!" claps the slender Melanie Jane "sticky" Bush.
"Coo." says Frobisher the Space Penguin, who doesn't find life so easy living in Doctor Who's rancid bathroom.