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The majestic military man and the thirty year old teenager have no option but to step into the Volotron Vortex to escape!
"We could end up anywhere!" cries Dot.
"The backblast backlash'll bounce back and destroy everything!" adds the old Brigger.



Like pubes down a plug hole, the two are sucked through the vortex. Travelling, leaving logic and reason, travelling to the arms of unconsciousness. They are leaving Richard, they ride the back of time.
"Stop you fool you'll break the horror!" screams Dot as the dynamic duo disappear into time and space...



All is calm, all is bright. Dorry and her bewigged gent have arrived. But where? Birds twitter in the treetops, small rodents scurry in the undergrowth... and alien weapons of war sound in the distance! Bejesus!

 

The two take a sneaky peek down at the valley below only to see metal men battling brave soldiers of love and sweet fortune.
"Cybermen!" scorns Briggy Dear.
"They're so masculine aren't they?" giggles Dotrina with a lick of her moist lips.

Dorrie and Colonel Blimp spin round at the sound of a snapping twig. They can't believe their boggling eyes! It's the Fifth incarnation of Doctor Who and his voluptuous companion Perpugilliam of the Brown!
"Who are they Doctor?" asks she, cradling her weapons of mass destruction and wearing her latest skimpy outfit with pride.
"Oh hello Puss in Boots." simpers Dot, fluttering her lashes and flashing her knicks.
"Let's get you out of here." ruminates Who in his dull incarnation with the cricketing motif.