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Meanwhile, back at Hawkspur's well appointed Headquarters, the vile villain with the gorgeous derriere is plotting and a scheming, scheming and a plotting.

The world and it's cat think Hawkspur is saving the world and putting an end to pollution, but as these rejects from the Village people on the screen reveal, it is in fact the opposite, and his affairs are draining the world of it's vital resources. The bounder!



Hawkies right hand man and live-in sex puppet Bertie "four fingers" Frelane arrives with news of the Dalek Attack in the park.
"Heather Flogus! Voooonderful news!" cries a flustered Frelane.
"We've captured two of the eco-troopers! It's just so exciting M'lud!"
"You stinking louse! I wanted that Dorothy McShane captured! This is not good enough! We must act now! Act at once before it's too late!"

 

Down in the bowels of old London Town, Alex is getting all the gossip on Hawkspur from the paper, turning to the horoscope and looking for the funnies. Dorothy has yet to turn up and frankly Alex is enjoying having a break from her and her faintly whiffy tights.



But... Gasp! Something big and hairy and hideous lunges out of the gloom!



"Dorothy! There you are..." begins the boy, before he is distracted from the gentle humour of his paper and realises his folly. It's a Yeti! It must have been left over from Channel 4's The Games.
"Alex! There's something evil lurking in the dark!" warns McShane as she steps onto the platform.



The brave brazen moves to defend her Jacko-nosed man-friend who comes down to get a better view of the ugly beast and the Yeti.



But Dot can't take the strain and collapses in exhaustion as the creature looms large over her gangly flame-haired Adonis!

Back on the platform, a mysterious figure with hair that curls like the wind watches the confrontation...this is Doctor Who. But what's he doing? Where does he come from where does he go? Has he been married a long time ago? And can he save the dirty duo from the sinister hairy intruder?

Tune in next time when Dorothy meets a grand old English gentleman and Hawkspur takes control!