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The next day, young Dorothy is with her boyfriend Alex "Bendy Legs" Stewart, who doesn't find life so easy in 2003 AD. As a result of her dreaming, Dorothy has donned her old bomber jacket which she wore in her misspent "yoof" before she gave everything up to become a primary school teacher and secondary school lap dancer.

They are attending a protest by the "Peace in the Valley, Peace in the Soul" party, led by the oddly camera shy Lady Jo-Jo Grant-Jones. The land belongs to Professor Oliver "Randy" Hawskspur, who many believe is responsible for producing noxious fumes and who plans to re-launch the Nolan Sisters on an unsuspecting world.
"He must be stopped!" they cry, in excitement and joy and with a frenzied waving of banners.



Out comes the bearded wonder with the shiny shirt and the bronzen peaches.
"Behold! This land is ours! Let's turn our swords into ploughshares!" he lies.
"Rhubarb, rhubarb." cry the crowd with hostility...



Suddenly, the eagle-eyed love donkey spies a distant figure down yonder, with hair that curls like the ram and eyes that sparkle like Anne Diamond in the night.
"Well, well, so it is you oh Time Lord," mumbles the mad-cap Prof with the heart of unadulterated evil.



A flux of power emanates from Prof Hawkspur and he struggles to control the mighty beast nestling below.
"I've got my mind set on you oh Time Lord." notes the randy rascal. But, as if suspecting something big and tremendous is about to happen, the curly haired clown runs away like an over eager rice pudding.



Moments later and Dorothy "love boat" McShane becomes aware of a howling in the breeze. She feels something down below and looks to the ground in awe.
"Great jumping Jesus! What's that down there?" she cries.