"...side by
side, satisfied,
To stay right here in one square forever..."
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(to be sung to the tune of "My Tennessee Mountain Home" by Dolly Parton)
"Sittin'
in the "Hungry Hogg" on a summer afternoon
In a yellowback chair on no legs, leaned against the wall
The ice cream man's a singin', LaToya's havin' a fling
The wily minx is takin all folks for a fool
In my Legopolis seaside home
Life is as knotty as a kipper tie
In my Legopolis seaside home
Parrots sing in the trees nearby
The old hags sit a gassin' by the fence along the lane
Their fragrance makes the wind smell kinda bad
And on a distant hilltop, a shark swims in the deep
An' Mrs Mopp on a fence post, sings a melody
In my Legopolis seaside home
Life is as bitter as a Lemon Pie
In my Legopolis seaside home
Horses dump in the trees nearby
Walkin' home from hospital with the one ya' love
Just laughin', talkin', drinkin' from tin cans
And when the police ain't lookin', you might steal some cash or food
Sittin' on the beach side, holdin' hands
In my
Legopolis seaside home
Life is as prickly as old cacti
In my Legopolis seaside home
Monkeys swing in the trees nearby