Episode 8

          Previously on Legopolis... Gilly the Receptionist held scheming LaToya to ransom over tapes of the murder! MacMillan made a surprising announcement to Melly, and just WHERE are George and Martha Bush? 

 Daybreak in Legopolis. The birds are a tweetering, the monkeys are dumping and luckless lesb Melly MacMell is on her way to work.

'Hi Ho! Hi Ho! It's off to work I go!' sings the high ho.

But the Merry Wrench is closed for business, and a lonesome note awaits the behatted beauty. It's from her troubled boss Butch, whose voice she inexplicably hears as she scans through the letter.

"Dearest Melly Mel," it says. "I'm gonna make a change, for once in my life. It's gonna feel real good, gonna make a difference."

"PS, I like your hat."

"Sod you then." says Mel.

Across the street LaToya is lugging the last of her luggage towards her new home, the MacMillan des res

"I could murder a cup of Mel B." she says to her suitcase. 

 Just then Gilly the Receptionist appears as if from nowhere and makes some startling demands.

"Listen here you filthy lizzard. I want money, money, money! I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now!"

"That's £50,000 smackers before the cock crows twice, or the tape of the murder gets posted all the way to Plodland!" announces the gorgeous she-devil.

Later that day, people are chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
and shooting some b-ball outside on the beach. The sea is full of effluence, affluence and wee as the rich bitches of Legopolis waste the day in the lovely cool water.

Suddenly there is a commotion! Sheila Satinsheets has detected something truly loathsome with her Acme metal detector.

'Bejusus! It looks like some luscious hairpieces, all washed up like Keith Chegwin!' cries she. 'What poor soul do these tragic items belong to?'

At once, her face is stained with tears and the sweet water is stained with death. Vile, evil, DEATH! 

 Over at the stables, as dusk falls, Jeffers is dressing his bride up in a beautiful, virginal white wedding gown made by Vivenne Westwood from the finest Mice hair.

"I'm getting married in the morning, get me to the church on time." yodels the pencil tached love Devil.

'I'm going to make you the happiest horse this side of Heaven, Helen' swoons Jeff. Helen brays at the thought of the delicious hay-filled wedding buffet.

Jeffrey smiles in response.

Over at the Finlay Quayside, Rod the Plod is taking control as the residents realise something evil lurks in the waters of Legopolis.

'It's out there somewhere,' he says grimly. 'A dark and evil brute, that we have to track down!'

Later that night, as most of the residents sleep in their beds, the dashing but dastardly Dr Foxx is canoodling his fancy piece under the shade of a palm tree.

''I think we're alone now. The beating of my heart is the only sound.' drools the sweet-talking gent. 

'I love you Lucinda'

'My name's Florrie actually,' corrects the dame.

'Yeah, whatever, show me your tits.' retorts Foxx

Unbeknownst to the kissing cretins, Gypsy Gibbons is a watching them in anger.

'You fathered my monkey and now every innocent wench in town is your plaything,' scorns she. 'Well one day the worm will turn, the crow will fly, Jupiter will spin into conjunction with the Lion's Mane and I shall have my revenge!'

And then as if by magic, Forbes the Monkey appears fresh from a night on the razzle.

"What's this you've brought me F?" she asks her hairy underling.

"Gadzooks! The tapes of the murder have gone!" cries Gilly the Receptionist on the moonlight streets. "Some cretin has half-inched my blackmail pawns! What's a girl to do?"

Can Gillicent recover the murder tapes from Forbola the Monkey? Will the brave folk of Legopolis catch the sea monster from the deep? And will Sir Jeffrey marry Helen the Horse?

Visit Legopolis again soon to find out! If you don't, no one will care!